gta-media

[iron idol]

username adds up

[light gate]

1 - 0 forever cry lzzzzzzzzzz

https://tenor.com/view/mmi-morsmutual-cry-crying-crying-baby-gif-24009702

crazy if you put Lzzzz in tenor gta 5 stuff comes up
https://tohru.shx.is/5n2_5iXOi

[iron idol]

lmfao

[frail condor]

https://tenor.com/view/mmi-morsmutual-cry-crying-crying-baby-gif-24009702

[copper coyote]

Just to be clear

[lethal birch]

the fuck is that hair

[copper coyote]

Flex

[near dragon]

why do you care about the hair more

[copper coyote]

Rpg at level 97

[near dragon]

wait you're lvl 97?

[copper coyote]

You bet

[near dragon]

ok

[frail condor]

🤳 📺

[trim acorn]

??

I was getting different pics then normal

I don't know wat that was about

[near dragon]

i also get that pics once

[near dragon]

jesus

that is brutal

is that a pariah you're using

[copper coyote]

Yes

[frail condor]

The day I got pulled out of my own car by a clown with the ugliest car ever to exist

[fiery quail]

@plush ether

[plush ether]

oh you gotta gather intel

[fiery quail]

why is it locked i wanna play

nah

fr

?

bro what

[plush ether]

Press gather intel

after that you can start doing preps

[fiery quail]

can u help me do it? i suck at those

[plush ether]

cant, different platforms

[fiery quail]

wait dude for normal cayo perico how many times do i have to do preps

also my normal has been locked out since yesterday

its been on hard mode since last night

[long locust]

L

[plush ether]

did you set up the cayo perico heist right after you just finished the finale?

[fiery quail]

yea

[plush ether]

yeah that's why its on hard mode, if you dont want hard mode you have to wait 48 mins

[fiery quail]

wait i waiterd an entire night but my pc was off lmao

[light gate]

if you paid the setup cost 48 minutes after completion then it'll be locked. it doesnt matter how long you wait after paying

plus just take it, afaik cayo being on hard mode only removes ur extra life so just take your 1.1x primary target value multiplier

[ocean wyvern]

Thas nice

[near dragon]

whats that

[copper coyote]

Pfister Growler

[near dragon]

oh dang

i have a clique

but well i dont have a suitable garage to put it lol

so i just put it in the agency garage

[copper coyote]

Idk what the clique is

[near dragon]

hmm ok

took it from google lol

later i'll just screenshot my clique

[copper coyote]

Pretty

[ivory timber]

yo why cannot i upload pics ?

[copper coyote]

Mostly just getting ran over >_> @near dragon rather record getting hit than just boring shots

...

Just one of those days

[wooden pebble]

https://twitter.com/TezFunz2/status/1489361942741499910?s=20&t=VdM6nmrAz7XnpLV88uuBMQ

Tez2 (@TezFunz2)

Rockstar have been updating their site over the past two weeks, supposedly, in anticipation of E&E.

New pages listed currently 404 or unused. A credits page for GTAV/O and the Garage (showcase customizations?)

https://t.co/5C5RUntKFS
https://t.co/Aup3P3ChU2

Announcement soon?

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Twitter · Feb 3, 2022, 10:15 PM

[indigo sun]

is 4:15 fast?

[lethal birch]

no

1:00

[wooden pebble]

[indigo sun]

lmao

[icy axle]

my pb is 0:49

[indigo sun]

damn, did u use the portal approach?

[icy axle]

yup

and the portal gun

[indigo sun]

nice

[lethal birch]

teleport in cumpound > teleport into the primary thing > hack to insta take it > teleport to exit > tp to water

ez

[indigo sun]

or spawn a portal under the primary target and complete it in 0:01

[lethal birch]

but u have to enter > primary > exit > exit

how tf can you spawn a portal-

[indigo sun]

idk

the Dr,strange spinny hand portal

[frank oracle]

https://youtu.be/e1HAJMDEzQM

[acoustic musk]

In this picture: "How you can tell someone's doing the replay glitch"

[indigo sun]

lmao

[icy axle]

lmao

[lethal birch]

can someone help me with my dri[

p

[icy axle]

drip?

[lethal birch]

yea

[icy axle]

wdym

[iron idol]

what did he do?

[iron idol]

oh lol thought first pic was a car meet

[hazy hull]

@iron idol

I f*cking did it

golden medals on all strangers and freaks and all missions

[iron idol]

damn

100% completion

great

[hazy hull]

all that's left now

is act II setups and act III preps + setups

and then I'm accomplished

[hazy hull]

look at Micheal's foot

he's terrified

[frail condor]

https://tenor.com/view/stupid-dog-shiver-the-antagonists-aiya-dog-perrito-gif-22710731

[acoustic hare]

whats this shit???

[dusky timber]

certified triple a development classic

[frail condor]

same shit happened to me lmfao

[grave thicket]

Gta posted this photo and said "that's some of what's on the way"

Gta 6?

Or e&e?

[rocky cradle]

gta 5 thats for sure

[wooden pebble]

omgggggggggg

https://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/ak73k92o47ko75/grand-theft-auto-community-update

[grave thicket]

[patent breach]

Wha? Rockstar knows there is a gtao community????

And at the same time does not acknowledge rdo community.... rockstar truly is the best

[grave thicket]

Let's gooo

[golden berry]

Great , i learned nothing about pc futur

[patent breach]

Why no pc to console transfer?????

[golden berry]

Even if it's confirmed that e&e is nothing more than a 60fps port

[patent breach]

I have to be stuck with psychotic modders for the rest of my life

[golden berry]

Yes now cry or i'll make sure that every single car you own get f1 wheel

[wooden pebble]

pc gets stuff late

but free

consoles have to pay but gets first

tats the trade off

[grave thicket]

If cross play happens u'll still suffer the only difference is that console players will suffer too

[golden berry]

For a 4k 60fps port that's bs

[torn imp]

whats the difference between apartments with updated interior and normal apartments? is it worth an extra 200k?

[patent breach]

No no you missing da point cake, i wanted to finally play gta online normally

[grave thicket]

nothing

[golden berry]

Nothing but the interior style

[patent breach]

That will never happen

[wooden pebble]

ray tracing

[patent breach]

Only on car windows

[wooden pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/donald-duck-sleepy-good-night-sweet-dreams-sleep-well-gif-7458593

[golden berry]

• only during the loading screen

[grave thicket]

i want cross play to happen for heists only so that i can at least play with my friends on other platforms

[patent breach]

U have no idea what you are wishing for

[patent breach]

"Returning players will also have the option to restart their character and take advantage of the Career Builder at any time."
Wtf is this though?

[grave thicket]

u think i play with randoms?

i'll play w/ my friends only

[golden berry]

Most people want crossplay but between the issues of physic/car speed being ruled by fps and hacker that would be a mess for both pc and console

[grave thicket]

yes ik that's why i said only heists

so that i and anyone else can play with their friends that are on other platforms

i don't want cross play on free roam tho

it will be chaos

[lethal birch]

Make it so console can join PC lobbies and pc can’t join console lobbies

[golden berry]

We call that turning crossplay on/off

[grave thicket]

there's modders everywhere on pc lobbies

so it doesn't change anything

[lethal birch]

Or at least crossplay between Xbox and PS4

[lethal birch]

That’s why make it so they can’t enter our lobby.

[grave thicket]

yea that would be lit

[lethal birch]

I got both Xbox and PS4. So I’d love to play by myself.

[patent breach]

You have no idea what pc modders are capable of, you think turning your crossplay off would stop them?

[grave thicket]

but we can't choose what lobby we enter so basically u have 50% chance of entering a pc lobby and suffering all the time

[lost widget]

https://twitter.com/rockstargames/status/1489617718009606150?s=21

Rockstar Games (@RockstarGames)

Many of you have been asking about a new entry in the Grand Theft Auto series.

With every new project, our goal is always to significantly move beyond what we've previously delivered. We're pleased to confirm that active development for the next entry in the series is underway.

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Twitter · Feb 4, 2022, 3:11 PM

LETS GOOOO

[frank oracle]

https://youtube.com/shorts/Kwr-czugJiI?feature=share

[grave thicket]

W of the year so far

[wooden pebble]

[coarse sage]

GTA 6 CONFIRMED FINALLY!!!

[golden berry]

they never used "gta 6" could still be a spin off 😉

[lost widget]

CANT WAIT FOR IT TO RELEASE NEXT DECADE

[wooden pebble]

mr boss gonna make a gta 7 vid today

[coarse sage]

lmao

fax

[wooden pebble]

a total stay in yo lane response to rdr bois

[clever robin]

is this skin fr?

[wooden pebble]

yeee

[golden berry]

Anyway , where gta 2 remaster

[wooden pebble]

mean in da game for 3 months now

[clever robin]

where do i get it

[wooden pebble]

it unlocks for ap pistol after u host studio time contract mission

in yo agency

[clever robin]

ohkk

thanks

[wooden pebble]

[quick river]

I was gonna go back to sleep then I saw E&E release date and then fucking GTA 6

[patent breach]

Not gta 6 wtf

[quick river]

The odds of it being not GTA 6 are pretty low

[wooden pebble]

[quick river]

And plus it’s easier than saying “the next installment in the GTA series”

[wooden pebble]

it is talking about gta 6.....as in the next gta game

[golden berry]

can still be a spin off

[patent breach]

Just say new switch gta

[quick river]

Who cares. It’s a new GTA game.

[golden berry]

gta los santoss (2 s not the same pls buy)

[patent breach]

Los santos stories

[lost widget]

What city do y’all think GTA 6 will be in?

[quick river]

Vice City

[golden berry]

Los Santos we need to keep gta online alive

[quick river]

And probably other cities

[lost widget]

I think San Francisco

[quick river]

GTA Online is far from dead

[golden berry]

Having something new would hurt him

[quick river]

San Fierro is so close to Los Santos tho

But it would be cool

[lost widget]

The new and improved “shoe shop”

[quick river]

Too bad I won’t see the new tutorial because I’m not starting fresh

[lost widget]

Same

[iron idol]

rdr2 is forgotten

[wooden pebble]

when exactly was it remembered

[frail condor]

at launch

[wooden pebble]

sadly this isnt something new for dese mrboss fanbois

[golden berry]

oww 2min too short

[wooden pebble]

the goal is 8mins now

not 10

ads rev kickin at 8 now

[golden berry]

f youtube

removing dislike and now that

[wooden pebble]

[golden berry]

my day is ruined cause of you

[wooden pebble]

fr

lol

[iron idol]

LES GOO

[wooden pebble]

the sad part is......he cant do anything special now to the tittle and thumbnail for this being the actual true statement

[coral cradle]

this true?

[mortal reef]

Look rockstar newswire

[limpid spruce]

we know that

[mortal reef]

Ned luke

[coral cradle]

prob going to take 5 more months for it to come out for pc

[mortal reef]

Was right

[frank oracle]

is it real gta 6?

[frank oracle]

i completed dr dre contract 3 times i didn't received any skin

[storm mica]

Seems like it

[unique quartz]

It’s probably gonna be Los Santos: Stories
And it’ll have an oppressor MK2 with the city burning up as the cover art

[iron idol]

https://youtu.be/K7UnRwfK8sQ

[frank oracle]

this skin is shown in image is for ap pistol

[molten falcon]

Eee gta 6 is confirmed

[iron idol]

les go

[unique quartz]

Only took him 5 years to actually be right

[molten falcon]

I think it will be released late 2023

[storm mica]

The amount of times this mf posted the same shit

U know what they say
If u shoot enough shots one will eventually hit

[iron idol]

lmao now he actually made a good vid

[storm mica]

Yeah cus the information is actually from r* not his asshole

[unique quartz]

MrBossFTW whenever E&E comes out

[iron idol]

[molten falcon]

I hope gta 6 won't be a failure

[iron idol]

its been 8 years

I doubt it

[molten falcon]

10

[clever robin]

Okay

[coarse sage]

does that mean 1080p 120fps?

cant be, right?

[golden berry]

They never said 120 fps

[coarse sage]

ik loo

thats why im asking

cuz it was the same with cold war

[golden berry]

Be happy if the game have 40 fps in online

[lethal birch]

if it says up to 60 then it’s up to 60

[coarse sage]

cold war says 4k 60fps for ps5. but its 120fps on 1080p

thats why im asking

but probably not since pc cant even do 100+ most of the time

still nice 60fps

30fps is just wack rn lol

[clever robin]

I don't think a ps5 can run 4k 60 even at lowest resolution

[lethal birch]

i have a tv at 30 fps and 1080p but an xbox series x. should I still upgrade to the enhanced version?

[clever robin]

Avg fps are gonna be like 40

30 hz screen

Nah enhanced version doesn't really change much ig

[zenith flume]

link from r* nweswire pls

[zenith flume]

i had 1 fps bc someone spawned 100000000 gigantic yachts

[violet ferry]

Average gta moment

[patent breach]

ok gta, gives me 2k and yeets me

[real vapor]

cue the cringey overreaction videos lol

[wooden pebble]

[median panther]

new character creation what yall think

[golden berry]

Who's dead in the back

[median panther]

he started

[fallow ruin]

sad thing is They always get over 2,000 views.

[median panther]

gta character creation system for ya

cant get too creative

[molten bluff]

just learned about the GTA 6 announcement, that’s dope af🔥💯🔥💯

[median panther]

when is it coming out?

[deft shell]

GTA 6 under development?!

[hazy hull]

yeah, you're slow

[deft shell]

Idgaf about the game I only came to to this tweet

Haven’t played in 6 months

[hazy hull]

k

[deft shell]

Also this tweet is 3 hours old I don’t think I’m slow

🤦🏽‍♂️

[hazy hull]

it's been posted everywhere already that's why I said it

mb

[molten bluff]

ikr‼️‼️‼️

can’t wait to find out more

[hazy hull]

fps locked on ps5?

[lethal birch]

capped at 30fps

[hazy hull]

fr?

[gleaming grotto]

Yes, on all consoles

[hazy hull]

remind me why people buy consoles

[cyan sky]

Modder 🤡

[wooden garnet]

brrt

[minor tundra]

Gta online experience

[red forum]

The cap is placed client side, and the current client on console is the same one as for old gen. This is why console is getting E&E which will raise or remove the cap altogether

[hazy hull]

"up to 60 fps"

not "at least"

[hazy hull]

you forgot to put "piece of shit" in the front

[red forum]

Lots on console play on TV's anyway. Like I have a series S thats on a 50"TV @ 60Hz 1080p

So I cant do more than 60FPS regardless

[hazy hull]

funny considering you can plug tv into pc and use a controller

[red forum]

I dont want to play on PC

I went from PC to console

The only PC I have now is a basic laptop thats not really built for gaming

[hazy hull]

downgrade

[wooden garnet]

sedge

[red forum]

At the time, console was an upgrade from my frankly old and tired PC, and there was no way I would be able to afford the £1500+ to replace it with something decent. I could however afford to buy a £250 console.

When you're living from paycheck to paycheck and sometimes without work, spare money is a luxury

[hazy hull]

I wouldn't know what that's like, sorry for my shortsighted perspective

[grave thicket]

That's the case for me i'm saving currently to start getting the pc

In egypt the components are cheap compared to everywhere else in the world

[red forum]

I would never play GTAO on PC anyway, no matter how much you paid me

GTAO is one of the few games where its better on console than PC

[grave thicket]

So im saving until i go to egypt i'll take ma money w me and then i can look for parts that are good enough to play csgo, minecraft and all those stuff

[grave thicket]

Yea i'm not gonna sell my ps4 cuz i'll play gtao on it i ain't gon face no modders

[cyan sky]

Guess who got 0%, and guess who's heading back to #pc-l｜cayo-perico-lfg

[hazy hull]

yeah, no solo public on consoles or cayo replay glitch

[red forum]

Eh, I play invite only mostly anyway. However, I am in a peaceful CEO lobby crew

[wooden pebble]

U should have welped the poor soul

U are filthy rich

[junior ivy]

same

but tbf no charity is better

you give them 85 and they spend it on stupid shit

[storm mica]

Ah yes
Getting 85 on a heist u didnt help preping is fair
It’s a free 300k for no work at all

[cyan sky]

I found chasemaster0001

Jokes

[winter linden]

God I hate opressors they make the game no fun

[unique quartz]

No one cares about the briefcase thing and also PvP isn’t what this game is for

People who PvP are no life virgins

[winter linden]

I need all the money I can get and I was about to win and some try hard came up to me on a opressor bombed me and flew above me

[unique quartz]

wow that $5k is really a lot

[winter linden]

10k is alot for me

I've yet to do any heist because I can't

and I only own 2 business Counterfit Documents and Marjuana

[unique quartz]

do a heist with someone else

Like Cayo or Casino

Ez $2M

Then you can invest in better businesses

[winter linden]

No too much money for me I don't want to get 2million for a mission until I earn 1million in my bank

Doing the rags to riches Campaing

[unique quartz]

why did you buy documents and weed then

[winter linden]

Started off with $33 I got rid of my 600million

They where the cheepest

[unique quartz]

They’re the two worst businesses in the game, and you won’t even get profit

[winter linden]

I've refused to buy the free one\

[unique quartz]

Get a special cargo warehouse

[winter linden]

that along way for me

idk where to buy that

[unique quartz]

It’s only $150k and it’s soooo much better than the shitty MC businesses

[soft zephyr]

Documents is rlly bad. Theres no profit. However Weed does have a profit. But yeah do you

[soft zephyr]

Dynasty Executive

[unique quartz]

In your CEO office

[winter linden]

I don't own a CEO office

The cheapest is 2m

[unique quartz]

that’s an agency

[soft zephyr]

What about the free one?

The dollar sign one?

[winter linden]

I refused to touch any free stuff

[unique quartz]

I refuse to believe that you had $600M before

[soft zephyr]

Understandable.

[winter linden]

the game starts you off with free money

part of the dumb dlc

[unique quartz]

it starts you off with $1M

[soft zephyr]

600M? You mean 600,000?

[unique quartz]

with the criminal enterprise pack

[soft zephyr]

600M is $600,000,000

[winter linden]

yes 600k sorry that what I ment

[soft zephyr]

Ah alright

[unique quartz]

mans spent it on documents and weed

[winter linden]

nope

I didn't

[unique quartz]

that’s the biggest L I’ve ever seen

[soft zephyr]

What did u spend 600k on?

[unique quartz]

probably alien suits

[soft zephyr]

Lmao. Shoulda been in GTA almost 2 yrs ago

Purple VS Green Alien gang wars

[unique quartz]

dear god I remember that

It was so annoying lol

[soft zephyr]

It was funny and scary at the same time

I remember i was vibing in a lobby first time in awhile in a zentorno

[winter linden]

what I did was I put $599,967 into a alt account and Started the game off with a new character only at $33 in my wallet

[soft zephyr]

These 4 green aliens on foot ripped me out the car and started beating my ass

with their hands

Lol

[winter linden]

I would have rather started off with 0 but the bank wouldn't allow me to remove $33

I had a friend drive me to the airport with only $33.00 to my name

[soft zephyr]

Either way that totals to 600K lol

[winter linden]

and I started off by robbing stores

[winter linden]

but the 599,967 is sitting in my never use character wallet

[hazy hull]

love this beauty honestly

so fast and agile

[winter linden]

I didn't want to start the game with 600k

[unique quartz]

Then where tf did you get $2M to buy the clubhouse and MC buisnesses

[winter linden]

I wanted to earn my first 600

it wasn't 2m

[unique quartz]

It’s like $1.8M whatever

[winter linden]

I started with this clubhouse

[hazy hull]

steeves

[unique quartz]

Do what the game told you to do in the top left

[hazy hull]

wanna do cayo? you'll get 85

[winter linden]

no thanks

[unique quartz]

He doesn’t want money

[winter linden]

First time I do a hiest I want to earn it

[hazy hull]

why government agents here? 🤨

[wooden garnet]

@storm mica 😐

[unique quartz]

You should get an apartment and do fleeca replay

A good way to make $150k fast when you have nothing else

[hazy hull]

@storm mica requesting clips of epic ultralight kills

[winter linden]

I have an aparment this one

[unique quartz]

You need a high end to do heists

the cheapest one is $200k and you can trade in properties

[winter linden]

Talking about this one?

[junior ivy]

cum

[unique quartz]

Yeah

[junior ivy]

lol

[winter linden]

Guess after I get my friends on to help me sell I will invenst in it since my busniesses are ready to sell

[storm mica]

#gta-media message
Ezez

[unique quartz]

You can do it solo and still get all the money

[winter linden]

but you get less

[unique quartz]

No you get more since your teammates get a cut

[winter linden]

I have to finish stocking the weed place it looks like

[unique quartz]

You can sell at any time. It doesn’t have to be max stock

[winter linden]

Isn't it better at full stock

[storm mica]

Video no load😩
Dogshit data

[winter linden]

my friends always told me to wait

[wooden garnet]

@simple smelt please let heiz know I just got bored and left, I crashed my own game and forgot to type in chat, thanks

[wooden garnet]

epic scumjet hitmarker moment

real

[storm mica]

F

[unique quartz]

Yeah but only by like $20k and it’ll spawn another delivery vehicle

[storm mica]

You’ll never beat mine tho

[wooden garnet]

it was a PRB scumjet so I feel no remorse

[unique quartz]

My reccomend for businesses is buy a shipment of supplies then sell the stock it makes out of that

[simple smelt]

oh i also left

sorry

[wooden garnet]

ah all good

[unique quartz]

Or you can grind resupply missions until a full bar

[hazy hull]

pro

[winter linden]

but yhat I guessing I should wait for friends to do the 108k

[wooden garnet]

lucky mf

[storm mica]

L

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/662774504149483550/938622653319766066/Replay_2022-01-31_20-46-24_Trim.mp4

[wooden garnet]

self L

[storm mica]

0-0 lzzz

[wooden garnet]

Well I'm 7 kills on the scrub in my video so 🤣

Very unfortunate the missiles had to run out at that moment

Frfr

[winter linden]

God I can't do that again I need a break for gta V for now

I have vertigo

I am going to be sick

[wooden garnet]

I take it back, this is bs

[winter linden]

Can't stand the nausea

[wooden garnet]

It should very well be a body shot if not a headshot

Very buggy game pls refund

[light gate]

latency maybe?

[wooden garnet]

Shouldn't be lag, but ig it's the most plausible thing to blame

[winter linden]

@rich jolt I don't see it

[rich jolt]

@winter linden try advanced graphics

[rich jolt]

Graphics then?

[winter linden]

I already have motion blur off

[rich jolt]

Ah you can decrease that as well

If worst comes to shove, just adjust your PCs saturation

I mean monitor

[winter linden]

so what exactly am I looking for

[rich jolt]

And they after those missions just adjust it back to the saturation before

Hmmmm its supposed to have this symbol on your monitor

[dense turret]

[rich jolt]

That circle with dots

[winter linden]

thanks for helping I figure somthing out

[lethal birch]

yo what mission is that?

[light gate]

a sell mission

[jade meteor]

backflip?

[winter linden]

Majuana Sell mission

[dense blade]

Need 300k can someone help me?

[boreal stag]

Boys I have a new favorite car

[iron idol]

😐

[summer tide]

😱

jackstorm from cars3

[boreal stag]

Fuck f1s we have bennys

[iron idol]

wtf is that

[storm mica]

Why do u people always put f1 wheels on everything except f1

[lethal birch]

does this mean gta 6??

Ya

[blazing ruin]

[iron idol]

yes

in 2024

[blazing ruin]

That's too soon, 2026

[lethal birch]

ohhh my goood fuck yeaaa

[iron idol]

les go

[nocturne otter]

F1 wheels on super car, lowrider rims on a f1 car

[hazy hull]

bullet time exists

[blazing ruin]

Satisfying 3 wide

[junior ivy]

😐

[blazing ruin]

Let it be, it's his own taste, I also don't like removed parts but

[hazy hull]

all strangers & freaks have gold medals also

[tepid sluice]

what is the best fivem rp server?

[boreal stag]

I just like having things not supposed to be done

[light gate]

to be "different"

[frail condor]

Guys look I'm quirky!

[iron idol]

LETS GO

[lethal birch]

Ayyy les go gta 6 confirmed fuck yeah

[iron idol]

wow

[junior ivy]

i’m not sure where Sernandoe is but i gotta respect him

with this whole announcement i think they’ll just be sernandoe copy cats meanwhile the real Sern just sits back not giving a shit

and focusing on what matters to him

✊

[iron idol]

lmfao

[storm mica]

if they actually use blender to make their game im done

[frail condor]

what about it

[light gate]

blender is really good

[storm mica]

not for developing a game bruh

[light gate]

?

A lot of game studios use blender

[clever robin]

Mostly modelling

[light gate]

Yea

[frail condor]

probably using rage engine anyways

[junior ivy]

defo

[ashen cedar]

lol

[wooden pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/donald-duck-sleepy-good-night-sweet-dreams-sleep-well-gif-7458593

[alpine galleon]

lmfso

[indigo sun]

Pro tip: Bring your cargo out to sea to avoid getting griefed

[storm mica]

how much faster is that bombushka than a jet

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[indigo sun]

;-;

[storm mica]

[storm mica]

this guy went otr, was 10 yards behind me, missed 2 clips

why tf am i saving these clips

[frail condor]

kills complete random autist
saves clip

[storm mica]

fr

[lethal birch]

That stolen valour guy

[wooden garnet]

It should very well be a body shot if not a headshot

ofc I know travel time exists bru

on today's episode of being a dick for no reason at all

[quartz minnow]

now what did they do to you?

[wooden garnet]

fired a tank shell

actually no I forgor the details, one of them minigunned me and ran away, I killed him once, and then the other dude tried to tank shell my mk1

ye

[wooden pebble]

noixe bunker location

[arctic tangle]

Cool

[silk cipher]

ps4

[primal haven]

Minions

[lethal birch]

what plane is that if you dm me asking?

[primal haven]

Lazer

[tired river]

Gta 6

[dim laurel]

any1 want a player for any heist ?

[tardy stone]

@dim laurel, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Apartment: #archive-pc｜apartment-heist-lfg
Casino: #pc-l｜casino-lfg
Cayo Perico: #pc-l｜cayo-perico-lfg
Doomsday: #archive-pc｜doomsday-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-l｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-l｜other-lfg

Requested by: @tired river

[royal verge]

what the hell

I can hold guns in my agency garage

[tired river]

DESTRUCTION

[frail condor]

go kill chop now

[royal verge]

cant get on

nothing works

[blazing ruin]

Die

[wicked ridge]

😦

[urban jungle]

Cant even upload images in the channel called media lmao

[lethal birch]

then talk till your level 5

[urban jungle]

no.

[civic wadi]

U need to be level 5

[lethal birch]

its simply to prevent spam and bots

if you wont talk till your level 5 you cant post in media

[urban jungle]

"2 blocked messages"

[lethal birch]

cool

[frail condor]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-blocked-users-discord-gif-gif-17964926

[wooden garnet]

too far

blocked

[frail condor]

https://tenor.com/view/cats-angry-cat-nope-funny-gif-15842401

[iron idol]

[lethal birch]

ynx

[iron idol]

nosee

[indigo sun]

cooking bombs

[solemn berry]

I....

[iron idol]

..

[junior herald]

Lmaoo

[iron idol]

lol

[junior ivy]

nah

there are some people that are good at ignoring

and do their best to not say anything despite how obnoxious someone can be

[lethal birch]

Keep an eye out for this airstrike modder

[wicked ridge]

Hate cheaters man

[fervent sleet]

ok

[lethal birch]

Godmode griefer

[fervent sleet]

ok

[lethal birch]

godmode bully

[violet ferry]

Stop

[iron idol]

stop

[lethal birch]

okay

[golden berry]

My man is about to post the social of every person in his lobby

[wicked ridge]

Stop

[lethal birch]

just 3 lmao xD

[fervent sleet]

who isnt a modder

honestly mate

u will get a modder in every single pc lobby

thats why i play gta on my xbox

[iron idol]

fortunately gta 6 is coming so no more modders

[golden berry]

That's some nice dream

[fervent sleet]

in the year 2077

[iron idol]

2024*

[fervent sleet]

+53

[icy axle]

2025

[wicked ridge]

https://youtu.be/tW96nbk9Dqc

Anyone had this bug before

[lethal birch]

Is this normal

[junior herald]

Can pavel rly do that

[iron idol]

yes

[golden berry]

"after failing a prep work"

[iron idol]

since the contract update it has been normal

[lethal birch]

anyone know why when i bookmark a job from rockstar it doesn’t show on gta online?

[astral helm]

what is that bro🤣

[iron idol]

restart your game

[junior ivy]

rare

[lethal birch]

already tried

[iron idol]

well the job is for pc or xbox

jobs that dont show is for another platform

[junior herald]

Didn’t notice lmao

[median panther]

bro bleeds motor oil ☠️

[lethal birch]

Omg

Just noticed that lmao

[median panther]

npc swagged out

[lethal birch]

Shesh

[ionic briar]

swiping methods dm me

[cedar lantern]

who wants to play GTA online with me?

[fading ice]

I need a super fast accelerating car idc about top speed or handling

[golden berry]

The Cyclone ?

[dreamy galleon]

dealing w these tryhard griefers from 9 days ago was fun lol

[rustic marsh]

source?

[iron idol]

my brain

[wooden garnet]

FCNF milsims fighting random people in lobbies

who woulda thought

almost forgot they even existed

[violet ferry]

I think they want to find you

[lethal birch]

Wtf playstation

F

Fuck playstation

Cunts

ljk

[lethal birch]

Did u say something in a party chat or do something to someone on the platform

[lethal birch]

Nope

[lethal birch]

Do u know anyone that might be mad at

Is you gta character female that just so happens to be topless

Nope lol

Weird

Try customer support

[patent breach]

Ah console online, imagine getting banned for showing blue nipples

[lethal birch]

Hey some kids parent might see it and report it

Is this good enough? Lolll

[golden berry]

I'm placing a bet on "we can't give you that information"

[lethal birch]

I’ll let you know lol

[forest tapir]

due to the privacy of the user, we cannot give you that information

[lethal birch]

Lmao

[lethal birch]

No tell them what it says ur account was banned for and then ask for the exact reason as to why it fell in that category, and say u are not aware of what u did wrong. as well as request for an unban and say you will not make that mistake again

[forest tapir]

bro if you have a pc why do you even play on ps

[lethal birch]

Are you good at writing emails for other people lol

[lethal birch]

I don’t have gta on pc

[patent breach]

Imgaine begging to play online, even when console users actually Pay to play online. Smh my head

[forest tapir]

buy it i mean it cant be much more expensive than the subscription you have to pay for

[lethal birch]

I have jailbroken PS4 so i don’t need ps plus

Maybe that is the reason

[patent breach]

Ay wat? Jailbroken ps can play online?

[lethal birch]

Yh

I bought it for money

While i pay 40 for 3 months gamepass ulimate to play onlind

Lol

[lethal birch]

Say something like. Hello, good morning, evening, afternoon. I am contacting you regarding a ban that I was not aware of. You had sent me an email stating I was banned fir 7 days do to Adult and sexual content, however I do not recall do any such thing. If you could please give me an exact reason as to why, what i did fell into that category as well as tell me what i did wrong, i will assure you that i wont make that mistake again.

Bet

[lethal birch]

Couldnt be me. I have gta on consoles and pc

These bitches

Ps3, ps4, ps5, xbox 1, xbox series s and pc

Fucked up that console needs to pay for fucking online

Aye series s

Love that thing

[patent breach]

Ah, pay and beg to play online, these companies really got you gamers by da balls

As lamar have said, civilization is on da decline

[lethal birch]

I may have gta v for every major platform but ive always been a ps main

Kinda stupid tho

We pay for only online

[patent breach]

I mean pay is ok, but begging too? Comon bruh

[lethal birch]

Miss the free online from ps3

[iron idol]

lmao

[lethal birch]

And we already spended like 400 alteast for an console + game

And then yeah to play with others you gotta pay our supscriptiom

These cunts should kill themselves

My uncle is the sony ceo

He will get me unbanned

Yeah but only on consoles they wont make mutch profit

https://tenor.com/view/unfunny-joke-running-run-not-funny-halle-berry-gif-16917464

[patent breach]

Yeh, gotta buy another superyacht : probably the marketing team

[lethal birch]

And like 60-70 you gotta spend each year

A whole fucking new game you gotta pay for only online

But xbox and playstation is actually usefull for online

While the fucking switch i never used online

[patent breach]

Imagine owning a switch

[lethal birch]

Whaste of 60 dollars those 2 years

[patent breach]

Actually switch is cool, ngl

[lethal birch]

Only 1st party games are good

The indie games are really bad

Ive only liked zelda botw mk8 and oddesy on my switch

[cobalt lodge]

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/gta-6-is-on-the-way-it-s-official-gamespot-news/vi-AATudVr?ocid=msedgntp AYO??

[iron idol]

?

[wooden pebble]

Sus link

[wooden pebble]

Whot

R* confirmed gta 6 yesterday

[lethal birch]

[flint ore]

rate the fit

[iron idol]

9

[lethal birch]

4

[lethal birch]

ewo?

[hazy hull]

it doesn't work like that

no idea what he did

[lethal birch]

im aware it doesn't work like that. but its the only reasonable thing to assume

[hazy hull]

haha

[velvet flume]

Yo guys anyone have cayo perico I really need money I have nothing and we can glitch it so u don’t lose the heist and u have nothing to lose just helping someone out yk so pls help

[woven axle]

what car is this

[iron idol]

a mod

but its clearly a r34

[junior ivy]

mod

[short schooner]

👍

[short schooner]

https://youtu.be/q9eR_URIxso

[iron idol]

cool

[mystic forum]

oh ok

[lethal birch]

Lmaoo

[mild latch]

since when is the payment 700 grand xd mine is only 600

[modest zinc]

https://youtu.be/FLgPMDI0z3c

[dusk bramble]

𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗧𝘂𝗯𝗲 𝘂𝗻𝗯𝗹𝗼𝗰𝗸𝗲𝗱 𝗺𝘆 𝗻𝗲𝘄𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝘃𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗼! 😝

https://youtu.be/iye0YTvRe58

[frail condor]

🥱 degen name

[iron idol]

Please block me

[junior ivy]

i did beat him

[mystic forum]

Idk

100k for a short mission tho so I'm not questioning

[light gate]

when

[junior ivy]

hold up

[junior ivy]

fuck you

[light gate]

https://tenor.com/view/mmi-morsmutual-cry-crying-crying-baby-gif-24009702

[junior ivy]

still up on you

[light gate]

nope

[junior ivy]

yes

catching lzzz

[nocturne otter]

Who’s the “pls block me”

[light gate]

im up on u forever (in my imagination)

[junior ivy]

that’s really weird to say…

[light gate]

man.....

[junior ivy]

right.

[light gate]

why u had to make it sus 😭

[fresh galleon]

Anyone wanna play gta

[light gate]

sure

[light gate]

There's this amazing tool, it's called screenshotting.

[keen mango]

cba

this boi big

[strange bluff]

sussy

[patent breach]

Man cba to activate windows

[light gate]

I don't get people like that

You can literally get windows 10 pro for free

[frail condor]

Not having windows activated means you don't know how to activate it for cheap or you're just a fat lazy cukcold

[junior ivy]

hop tf off HuniePop @light gate

[light gate]

I'm not even on anymore 😭

and I'll stop playing when I'll 100% it

[junior ivy]

ok7

[light gate]

its so hard 😫

oh well 96% complete

[wooden garnet]

pfft

lame mk1 "enjoyers" 🥱

[light gate]

I wonder how well jfl plays with the mk2 one shooting now

[wooden garnet]

still not great 🤣

he did pop off in one video though

went high in a 3v1 LSIA

[light gate]

I mean his mk1 against ground

[wooden garnet]

oh ye

[light gate]

I stopped watching him for a while but I'd remember he'd fight people with decent aim

[wooden garnet]

it doesn't affect him much anyway

[light gate]

But he'd always get hitmarkered then heal

[wooden garnet]

still a 2 shot

Fav Bike bonus

[light gate]

oh

yah forgot abt that bonus

[wooden garnet]

I've been trying to get that bonus for ages now, after a while I just said fuck it

if someone snipes me off gg to them

[light gate]

You can go afk on the train, it counts as distance traveled

[wooden garnet]

yeah

I got better stuff to do with my pc than going afk on a [redacted] game

[light gate]

[storm mica]

L

[wooden garnet]

do I need to remind you

😈

[storm mica]

No
I’ve got
Enough of them
Today

Get out of my head

[wooden garnet]

😈

imma do it

ez

[storm mica]

[abstract cipher]

Who’s the really guy

Ed voice reveal

[storm mica]

Not my voice

[wooden garnet]

eddi a 12yr old, I can confirm

[storm mica]

Cap

[wooden garnet]

oh ye?

[storm mica]

That’s dull’s age

[abstract cipher]

[wooden garnet]

then why does dull jack off to you

[storm mica]

How does me being an age have anything to do with it

[wooden garnet]

I ain't blaming dull to be a ||pedo bait||

there's my analogy

suce

[abstract cipher]

More like y’all

[wooden garnet]

@storm mica yo

terraria when

[storm mica]

Yo

[abstract cipher]

Arguing like a married couple

[storm mica]

Not today

[wooden garnet]

ok

[storm mica]

Toge i will

[wooden garnet]

😔

[storm mica]

Ye

[wooden garnet]

child marriage is a sin against the church

big nono

[storm mica]

Im on the verge of

Yeah

[wooden garnet]

ye

[abstract cipher]

sus

[abstract cipher]

idot u on rn?

[wooden garnet]

nah

boring game

🚮

[abstract cipher]

forbidden game

[wooden garnet]

I was grinding titanium in subnautica for 7hrs last night

😩

[abstract cipher]

played with salty moder
dumb missions

[wooden garnet]

yeah

there's no content in the game worth playing

[abstract cipher]

imagine not finishing ur villager slave place house

[wooden garnet]

true

[frail condor]

weally, weally, weally, weally

[wooden garnet]

I lost motivation playing minecraft

[abstract cipher]

kinda same

everyone left

[storm mica]

Tru

[abstract cipher]

just me making farms lel

[wooden garnet]

ye

[abstract cipher]

then redstone crashed moodi world

L

[wooden garnet]

ouch

well fish was offering to play in a mc world again so maybe I might play again soon

but I doubt it

terraria >

[storm mica]

2d Minecraft

[abstract cipher]

been doing the eunbee game

giving me emotional damage

[nocturne otter]

Nice gta-media girls

[copper coyote]

https://youtu.be/NXVhpBFiNbE

No lol

That dude goes OFF

[forest tapir]

pretty sure thats one of those channels that just steal clips lmao

yep that dude was called qasim williams before

[river grove]

ooops

[abstract cipher]

been using lightmode for months, and pls post this in the memes channel, not here

[lethal birch]

[pulsar knoll]

yes, I invited myself to my own apartment, and then you know what happen

[golden berry]

You went in your apartment and enjoyed a glass of wine with the rest of the session

[pulsar knoll]

all those fairy tales with good ending are full of shit

stupid modder blew up everyone in front of my apartment

[lethal birch]

Super epic prank bro

[light gate]

What is this

[wooden pebble]

wish we didnt have the line

and be like the og slot machine with just 3 slots

[frail condor]

enhanced gambling simulator

[wooden pebble]

like brah

com on

[frail condor]

go bet irl

[golden berry]

2500$ is nothing ,you can go to a random island and rob the government if you lose irl

[wooden pebble]

bain

are u serious

[golden berry]

I mean , it's god he can do whatever he want

[wooden pebble]

his girl gavehim luck

dayum

watch me go broke in 15 mins

expert

i found a method

iam a former expert in diz

made 8 mill from gamblin

routlee and horse most fun for me

most money made in 3 card

BJ is cool but my least fav

bj is vnice.........but in gta it is a bit op for dealer

and i cant stand that

i did a test

out of 100 hands............delear opened out with a 10 in 72 hands

[frail condor]

trainwrecks of gta right here

[wooden pebble]

in gta roultee i know how to cover the board with 31k and distribute them correctlyto win every time

but yeee it will be slow

like u bet 31k and u make 35k avg on every hand

can get up to 47k

[lean basin]

woof

[wooden pebble]

u can make some changes a bit and increase risk and make more profit

buy leaving out som slots

[wooden pebble]

woof!!

sadddddddrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[wooden pebble]

u can do this based off history

[dark basin]

3 maze bank car snipe hit markers in a row bruh

Gonna send them later

[lethal birch]

Lol

[patent breach]

yes, but can you do dealers bonus hit?

[visual flicker]

Turned 50k into 700k couple nights ago, all from just playing blackjack

[nocturne mica]

I was messing around with the telescope to combine special outfits and uhhhh, the alien and frontier outfit look.. interesting together

[fervent sleet]

Hot

[nocturne mica]

I don’t know what scares me more about that outfit, how cursed the face looks or the fact it has a normal head now

[fervent sleet]

Lol

[harsh garden]

Casino heist, that's all I can say.

[patent breach]

imma make that outfit

[golden berry]

Is that stealing ?!