gta-media

[wooden pebble]

The final part in the airport u can speedrun.... don't need to kill all dudes .. just do some Parkour and straight away get to Jonny weapons

204 security contracts

[wooden pebble]

So is the income

[hazy hull]

clear

shot from behind

[wooden pebble]

I found out one thing....do it 20k per 48 mins ....say u play 40 mins and close gta for the day.....the next day once u play it doesn't reset.....it continues u from yesterday's 40 mins

So in just remaining 8 mins u will get da cash

Same applies to all passive income.... arcade , nightclub

Yee

I didn't know this at first

So I forcefully stand in a lobby till the pay came

Now no need for that

U can change lobby, go to story, play game modes, or even close gta fully ......

[wooden pebble]

I hope r* blesses rdr Bois with a month long event again

https://tenor.com/view/pepega-pls-xqc-dance-pepega-dance-pepe-pls-pepega-gif-16147647

[patent breach]

haha you didnt know

but you do reset your daily expenses by changing sessions

good guy r*

[hazy hull]

I no longer own a mouth

ketchup :D

[patent breach]

u just ate a baby, don't deny it nugga

[hazy hull]

not a baby

but I'm a cannibal

they really want me

[patent breach]

done the contract finally

[hazy hull]

BETTER LATE THAN NEVER

[patent breach]

nope, apparently i need to do golf and fbi as a member too to get the award

i just realized the contract dlc cars have almost as good damage models as story mode cars

[hazy hull]

not just that

all of it

[wooden pebble]

I will inv u

When me online

[patent breach]

no need, already got a host

[lethal birch]

i um idk

what

[hazy hull]

stolen :)

actually no

boards were too expensive

[wooden pebble]

[plucky sparrow]

Boring

[wooden pebble]

@patent breach

my wish came true

they even mentioned MONTH in the tittle

yters gonna milk diz now

le profesional , le pvp cat

[golden berry]

I played 2h of rdo , some collectible were bug i alt f4

[spice lotus]

at last

[iron idol]

nice

[spice lotus]

“Liquidize Assets”

You’re blowing up assets, not saving them.

[iron idol]

he probably thought it's the other contract where u protect the 10 goods

[patent breach]

god bless rocksta

one thing i love more than gta online updates is trolling RDO players with no update, AGAIN! ahahaha

[modest zinc]

r https://youtu.be/mg2I3yzXuTg

[patent breach]

FINALLY

[hazy hull]

I have everything except watch Dr. Dre work

It's on silver atm

Silver - 10/15

[patent breach]

da contract dlc 100% done @wooden pebble

[frank oracle]

https://youtu.be/q55x7Yh6KuI

[hazy hull]

I was just afk there

How many minutes do you need for platinum

[patent breach]

60

[hazy hull]

Jesus...

That's so dumb

I mean who will sit there and ACTUALLY WATCH for 60 minutes?

I doubt anyone DOESN'T alt-tab

[patent breach]

in golf mission b guy just shit his pants

literally

[hazy hull]

And also it can't be uninterrupted 60 minutes, nooo

God forbid

[patent breach]

idk, it was interrupted

i think i got to 10 mins on first appearance

[hazy hull]

Can you just sit there all the time?

[patent breach]

then 10-15 mins on following visits, just get in studio and afk

[hazy hull]

Like will he even show up if you're already there?

I always get a notification

[patent breach]

only shows up every 4 hours

[hazy hull]

Never been inside as he's arriving

[hazy hull]

Bruh

And it's random too, he shows up when I'm busy doing doomsday cmm

Worst award from this update

[patent breach]

get there on time, he shows up,ap shows up, they do 1 of 2 cutscenes , ap leaves, dre leaves

ez award

[hazy hull]

Yeah I know how it works

I have 10 minutes on my award

[patent breach]

full doomsday cmm is still the hardest award

imo, no team lmfao

anything that requires max of 2 player, i can do .......but gawd forbid i have to play with randoms with severe brain damage

[rough hamlet]

Hard?

[frail condor]

Easy.

[wooden pebble]

Need 201

[storm mica]

I love it when the car only takes up 5% of the picture

[wooden garnet]

malding

[lethal birch]

me when no crop

🥱

oh this isnt even vehicles

[wooden garnet]

ye

[lethal birch]

the code execution cannot proceed because vcruntime140_1 dll was not found **(what does this mean?) dm me
**

[storm mica]

Water?
What dat

[wooden garnet]

join

mk2 rat on the run

[storm mica]

Bro im in class

Oh btw

I got 2 hitmarkers on a mk1 yesterday again

Fkin hell

Also jets sometimes explode instantly when u shoot them for whatever reason

I’ll send video when i get back

[wooden garnet]

NOOOO

MY GAME CRASHED
FFS

bruh that was such a good lobby

FOUR fucking mk2s

😩

and all of them sucked dick

THIS is pain.

also before you say ik my aim sucks ass

[storm mica]

casually pours gasoline while fighting mk2

[wooden garnet]

butterfingers

me when the:

[junior ivy]

when the

[wooden garnet]

my screen gets so jittery when I use the gun

it's aids

[storm mica]

Ironically non of these happens to me or bothers me

Honestly who ever cant evade missiles in a besra and shoots strafing lazer with an alien gun deserves that kinda shit

What am I subscribing for

[wooden garnet]

good times and good fun !!!!!1!1!! 💯 💯

[storm mica]

The

[wooden garnet]

h:

[storm mica]

Bruh the way u were stalling the first time made me think u were gonna go boom midair again

[wooden garnet]

only happens when wings are closed

interesting specimen

[storm mica]

Jfl fan

[wooden garnet]

on a mk2 🤣

found a toreador rat

man these lobbies wild today

lmfao chat

bigass

it always ends like this 😔

oh well, gta be gta, I got my 3-0, I'm happy, idc if he got 4 mk2 kills on me

[stiff bluff]

FACTS

Tell me which r you

[lethal birch]

https://youtu.be/PPR6Od7Hg7M

[wooden garnet]

@storm mica loving life

[storm mica]

Suggon life

[junior ivy]

i don’t like first person head bobbing

not that you asked

or care

[storm mica]

I have every camera thingies off

[torn imp]

seems legit

[iron idol]

yeah just take years of grinding

[hazy hull]

Guys I have to ask

[dusky timber]

makes sense

[torn imp]

was just about to say

[hazy hull]

How smooth was the final cutscene for you in the mission with the weed van?

[hazy hull]

Lmao when you put it like that

[hazy hull]

This got removed by a moderator (it shows it on desktop for me)

Radystyke why DMs disabled

How come

. . .

we got m-word now huh

[wooden pebble]

Me too dms off

[hazy hull]

Rad seems like a respectable, polite, long-time member of this fine discord server

Np

pig and PIG (jk it's boar)

Racist, nazi, griefer and modder

You go passive? No worries

He will spawn cops with Valkyries and give you 1 star

But he actually made me laugh hard

There was one NOOSE in the jetpack

And he trashtalked just before he flied backwards and fired a missile

[wooden pebble]

Rad is a guud man

[hazy hull]

That shit is unforgettable

[wooden pebble]

Now peek my lvl

[hazy hull]

o_o

O_O

[wooden pebble]

[hazy hull]

Impressive, but futile

[wooden pebble]

Big mouth

[hazy hull]

Wonder if even a single person knows that quote

No it's from a different game

[wooden pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/disingenuous-darkviper-darkviperau-you-dense-gif-19969413

[hazy hull]

Listen to the audio file plz

Yes

Matto makes amazing content I have to admit

No other videos keep me watching quite like his

Human flesh is yummy

[iron idol]

imagine playing tennis

darts >

idk

lol

Barely play it

and in tennis im like 2 losses

0 wins

[fervent sleet]

Is this something to be proud of lets be honest?

[iron idol]

I mean yeah

to him

[fervent sleet]

Excuse me you play tennid

Tennis

[rich jolt]

okay that's pretty cool

[light gate]

@severe crypt L

[severe crypt]

lol

[deft canyon]

Well, you found somewhere to excel, so good for you

[frail condor]

:(

[nocturne otter]

[foggy notch]

Cayo burned me out so I tried something different

[iron idol]

tf

[proven sundial]

im gonna get around to doing all the stunt jumps at some point

[light gate]

@lean lagoon

[lean lagoon]

ok cool now imma fire up photoshop to check if you photoshopped it

[light gate]

lol

bye

[storm mica]

what is there to photoshop
the takes are all correct

[frail condor]

🤓 "ok cool now imma fire up photoshop to check if you photoshopped it"

[light gate]

0 benefit to ps'ing that image

[split urchin]

Bot

[nocturne otter]

Ofc tiktok

[storm mica]

if i was that npc and i saw that shitty car coming up behind me i'll sacrifice myself for the better of humanity as well

[frail condor]

gta tik tok 🤢🤢🤢

[raw moss]

please someone help me hes gonna be so mad at me
he spent 16 bucks to reedem it on rockstar games now it just says play on steam so when he clicks on that it takes him to where you have to pay for gta
please anyone

[wooden pebble]

[lethal birch]

just completed it

[frail condor]

ok?

[near dragon]

um... what's with your 250 mil

[late nimbus]

i lied

i had 5m

but bought torreador

[near dragon]

huh ok

[late nimbus]

but he were flexing that his mod menu gives him billions

so i send proof that he has it and reported him

[mild pilot]

i completed all the dr dre missions solo

Skill issue

Just spam armor and snacks

[indigo sun]

orbital cannon mk 0.5

[wooden pebble]

[near dragon]

is that ms.baker behind there

[indigo sun]

no thats yo mo- yes its ms,baker

[near dragon]

she aint my mother

[wooden pebble]

@patent breach

i have a diamond mind

diz should be funny

[winter plaza]

offroding rp dm me and ill give you my psn and then ill invite then meet at ls custom and bring a truck or jeep

[lethal birch]

How much you make a day?

[flat niche]

nice fps bro

[indigo sun]

fun fact: earth is not flat

thanks for reminding me Dave

literally at the point where the camera glitches

[charred sun]

i’m just tryna do an auto shop mission and some kid just kills me, i blow him up and tell him to piss of them he sends this to me 💀

vpn

vpn 💀

love it

[indigo sun]

nice

[golden berry]

Always sweet to see kids trying to be intimidating using menu

[charred sun]

they so dumb lmao

it’s the cherry on top

[dusky timber]

https://youtu.be/o8T81b0A57c?t=45

[wooden pebble]

[dusky timber]

?

[tawdry lantern]

[dusky timber]

all modders reside on gta5-mods.com and gtaforums, there are no modders in gta online

this information is factual and verified

[wooden pebble]

🤦‍♂️

Le issue with terminology

That is for your good

[dusky timber]

teaching people the correct terminology one gta online player at a time

[grave thicket]

happens a lot to me

[iron idol]

guy on the right looks strong asf

[proven sundial]

its xbox

its always like this

[flat niche]

i feel bad for you

[proven sundial]

it sucks but what can you do lol

[strange bramble]

I'm poor and low level by your standarts. Because you are 557 😦

[proven sundial]

though tbf

FPS is really only bad in really full lobbies

If it's around 10 or so players it's usually pretty good

[modest zinc]

r https://youtu.be/ZUZNRcece-4

[iron idol]

mhm

[vapid oasis]

"there are no modders"

tch there are modders on xbox wdym XD

[iron idol]

glitch abusers

doubt modders got on xbox

[junior ivy]

no.

[vapid oasis]

yes there are XD

[junior ivy]

no.

god dude, this is why i hate some xbox users

[red forum]

I've never seen active modders on xbox. Glitch abusers and modded accounts, yes

[junior ivy]

modding is sort of possible

[red forum]

There were modders on Xbox 360 after R* dropped support

[junior ivy]

but not on Xbox One

PS4, maybe

but we won’t need to worry about modders for a long while

[junior ivy]

ye pretty much

[iron idol]

[junior ivy]

same is bound to happen with PS4/Xbox One GTA

[modest zinc]

He's trolling lol

Because i have the Xbox role and made that video at the same time

I made it on PC anyway

[mild pilot]

i don't do kosatka prep because you have to go to the other side of the map

yes

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[modest zinc]

I'd spam cayo solo if the cayo perico scope setup wasn't mandatory everytime

[mild pilot]

just grab the bike from airstrip

and do thishttps://youtu.be/UsD3J4xxWZw?t=38

[hazy hull]

protect what object?

what does that mean, R*?

[mild pilot]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

never heard of that

[hazy hull]

Non-Stop-Pop-FM better

[mild pilot]

i remember there isn't a object in doomsday heist

doesn't look like escort ulp

[hazy hull]

it's signal intercepts

setup with deluxo

and it tells me to protect the object

[mild pilot]

restart

[golden berry]

Not even able to be centered

[mild pilot]

i like longfin because you can do this

[hazy hull]

no it's fine

I completed it no problem

but idk why that shows up

[subtle vine]

@Werst#8378

Rockstar can't patch shit, look at this broken outfit @lethal birch

[hazy hull]

Hope and pray that the game doesn't break or bug out.

alternative description

[golden berry]

Yes

[hazy hull]

whenever we try to do server farm

when we get in the heli

[golden berry]

Exactly that

[hazy hull]

on everyone's screen I leave

but I remain

in something that's like mission and freemode at the same time

[golden berry]

I was talking about the game not saving progress

[hazy hull]

nah

you can force save by changing outfits

[golden berry]

The only proof that i have done the doomsday cmm is my friend social club

[hazy hull]

@supple moon

have you ever seen this?

also if I die, I remain dead for 10 minutes

it happened on paramedic whenever I got into the driver seat of the ambulance and now it happens even as passenger in the akula

only me, never my teammates

@supple moon mind downloading a video from google drive?

pretty please?

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1Xl7rTbCxn4pbI4x5klmlGSMT1_ptIcDY/view?usp=sharing

interestingly enough as you can see - it doesn't fail the mission

I can just keep going solo in objectiveless mission, while also getting invites to jobs somehow

[golden berry]

Yeah so you desync and the game didn't bother making you leave the instance

[hazy hull]

and it's consistent

when the game doesn't break

idk

what exactly prevented the bug

yeah

guards no move

and no cameras

idk

[golden berry]

is that casino heist or something

ik but casino heist have the same bug

[hazy hull]

oh trust me

I KNOW

[golden berry]

During this time in freeroam in a business battle :

No one came to take the crates

(he refuse to say it but he died 5sec after saying no)

[finite light]

https://twitter.com/TezFunz2/status/1488876302161620996?t=sGbdNX8NwKvVeWnnY2SuLg&s=19

Tez2 (@TezFunz2)

Background update

• Patched Eclipse Towers dupe glitch
• Invites are suppressed when walking into interiors, patching Agency GC2F and other similar dupe glitches
  #GTAOnline

Likes

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Twitter · Feb 2, 2022, 2:05 PM

Now all we need is for R* to just implement Benny's rims for all standard vehicles.

[golden berry]

Still waiting for them to remove lamar phone call about the agency

[finite light]

You haven't bought it yet?

[golden berry]

I have it but friends who don't have the cash for it yet

I don't see the point of removing all the auto phone call for the previous dlc if it's just to push new ones

[icy axle]

Rockstar support is a joke

We want to inform you that if you could wait until you get a the text from Hao for airport street races, so that you will be able to unlock the street races.

Look at that broken english

[hazy hull]

omg dude don't even remind me

lEtS mAkE iT sO tHaT eVeRyThInG sTaRtS wItH rAnDoM pHoNeCaLlS

tHe BeSt IdEa EvEr

[patent breach]

its not random, it's caused by specific bitflag triggers, but their missions scripts have a tendency to fuck up with poor internet, thus ruining a users save, which causes these bugs to happen, players never getting the phonecalls

[wooden pebble]

u online?

[patent breach]

no, but i am getting online

[wooden pebble]

sending u invite

join me plssssssssssssssssss

need the hitman and dealer payhits

[patent breach]

dre finale?

oh

[wooden pebble]

go to story mode

i inv

[patent breach]

no no, i have to join eu matchmaking first

then i join you

[wooden pebble]

i left one so u could join lobby

btw u can climb up walls with shinobi

[patent breach]

i know

2.4 mil worth

[wooden pebble]

[golden berry]

I can climb wall with ladder too you know

[wooden pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/mickey-mouse-gif-8507488

[patent breach]

u join me, i need aimbot, using controller

[golden berry]

So many people ready to cry when they realize they will only get 100k

[patent breach]

its not about da moni

[wooden pebble]

@patent breach so u in aim assist lobby?

[patent breach]

always

[wooden pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/donald-duck-sleepy-good-night-sweet-dreams-sleep-well-gif-7458593

[golden berry]

All of that for a random cap ?

[wooden pebble]

So my control now automatically aim asst too?

[patent breach]

yos, except no aim assist for u if you use kb/m

[wooden pebble]

[blazing ruin]

Every dollar counts for me

[patent breach]

thats you u get to be a billionaire

[wooden pebble]

hotness overloaded

[golden berry]

still planning to steal the shirt

[blazing ruin]

My total income is only 160m tho, I'm a poor billionaire

[icy axle]

So im Never gonna get it?

[patent breach]

never is a strong word

[icy axle]

Dang

Do you have Any Ideas On What i could do?

[wooden pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/bugs-bunny-strong-boxing-showing-off-guns-gif-16048234

[patent breach]

contact support

[wooden pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/rick-ashtley-never-gonna-give-up-rick-roll-gif-4819894

[icy axle]

😭😭😭

Bruuhh

Maybe ill just wait more

[wooden pebble]

@icy axle wats ur problem

I welp u

[patent breach]

those thicc thighs tho

[wooden pebble]

Secy

Inv chao

Noixe

[icy axle]

Well im trying to get the third hao street race but it won’t spawn after trying a lot of stuff. Like waiting, restarting both game and console, replaying the previous races.

[wooden pebble]

Syroymofe?

Brah

[icy axle]

Yea

[patent breach]

wait, single player?

brrrruh

[icy axle]

Yeah

[wooden pebble]

Wait for expanded and enhanced

[icy axle]

😢

Brah

[wooden pebble]

[icy axle]

😓

[wooden pebble]

@icy axle ask @uneven axle in gta questions...he knows a lot

[golden berry]

But will the e&e version include the addition of the fiat multipla

[icy axle]

Ok Thanks

[blazing ruin]

U know those muscle cars with cigarette and beer liveries? Only way u can get them is by doing the races right after they spawn and u may lose them. The game has bugs in some stuff that hasn't been fixed in years

[patent breach]

on pc id suggest using a save editor

but on console story mode, no idea

[icy axle]

Its PS4😥

[wooden pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/ps5-destroy-console-war-gif-19244920

Home run

[patent breach]

y u leave? :(

[wooden pebble]

pop star mnison

[patent breach]

oh lol

[golden berry]

The ps5 once r* release the e&e version :

Cause we all know it's gonna be better only for the first 2 to 4 updates then it's back to square one

[wooden pebble]

[hazy hull]

good

console peasants

[wooden pebble]

@patent breach inv

https://tenor.com/view/peepo-shy-peepo-shy-gif-20024644

Danks

R* cheating

Eliminate at the same time....
2 players 4 targets

[hazy hull]

u too slow?

[patent breach]

with 2 players, how rockstaaa? HOWWWW

[hazy hull]

doable.

ez

[patent breach]

[hazy hull]

quick aim bro

idk what to tell u

[patent breach]

i was literally aimbotting

still failed

[hazy hull]

but did you get the money

?

[patent breach]

no

[wooden pebble]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spCL0AWiGa0

at 1 hr mark see

2 dudes kill 4 dudes

i think i know

[hazy hull]

I know

I saw it

long time ago

[wooden pebble]

the extreme ones first.............

[hazy hull]

and it worked for me

did each kill 2

or did u kill 3

also, use ceramic pistol

given by the mission

[golden berry]

They failed in both attempt

[hazy hull]

but they got the money

the thing that says failed is broken

[wooden pebble]

come back to game

i thing i know how to do

[golden berry]

I can come with my oppresor mk2 if you want

[hazy hull]

Tez2 = absolute fucking legend

[patent breach]

he a online modder btw

[patent breach]

Me as a gtao player :

[golden berry]

More free captain outfit

And with a bit of luck we'll be able to change the color

[boreal cedar]

Bruh

[iron idol]

hmm

seems legit

[boreal cedar]

Yee

The dude grinded for his kd i think

[iron idol]

94905 lol

[unreal thistle]

He did the glitch where AI kills count towards KD

Then he hopped into the glitch tree

And camped

[boreal cedar]

Hes been grinding for his kd since 2013

[iron idol]

😀 omg nice

[unreal thistle]

how you know

[iron idol]

is it patched? asking for someone

[unreal thistle]

[unreal thistle]

I don’t think so

[boreal cedar]

how could else he can have that kd?

[unreal thistle]

Glitch

Like i said

[boreal cedar]

Its pure skillz if u ask me💀

[unreal thistle]

no way

[boreal cedar]

Joking dude

[iron idol]

xbox or ps only? asking for someone as well

[unreal thistle]

PC

then account transfer to console

[iron idol]

hmm ok

[unreal thistle]

Ahh

This profiles nice

[mild pilot]

kdr grinding

[junior ivy]

he got violated

it’s most likely a transferred account from old gen

since stats could be modified

[boreal cedar]

https://youtu.be/AsGARYh7SWM

[patent breach]

what glitch, thats a old gen modded transferred acount lol

[lethal birch]

wining daily wheel veichile actually possible

[patent breach]

of course, this isn't a shitty mobile game

[junior ivy]

it’s like a 1/20 chance to win

5%

[patent breach]

better than 0.00000001% of mobile games jackpot

[junior ivy]

fr

[lethal birch]

yes

[silver thunder]

lol my friend won one today

[lethal birch]

i'm your friend

[silver thunder]

im your firend too

[patent breach]

more payphone hits? @wooden pebble

[wooden garnet]

@storm mica moment

[storm mica]

Slow data😩

Ez upside down

[wooden garnet]

lemme check

it's a random playlist 😩

[abstract cipher]

Chinamen moder

[wooden pebble]

buzy. Me on during weekly update time only

[wooden garnet]

@storm mica real ones

[storm mica]

I like when they orb me
Got a kill and they’ve got hopes

[hazy hull]

https://www.reddit.com/r/gtaonline/comments/gv9jvq/the_enemy_ai_is_fair_and_balanced/

no questions

[wooden garnet]

logic 🤣

took a while but found it men 😩

https://open.spotify.com/track/4H1FdAyWZBNzwcHFQYeGy6?si=9f0f22c94ad94854

also was busy kicking dick and pushing ass in-game so please excuse me 🙏

@storm mica 📓 🖋️

today was a fun lobby

for once

used everything I know to pvp

💪

respecc

no respecc

[storm mica]

Imagine having good lobbies without script kiddies fucking u up😩

[wooden garnet]

frfr

[hazy hull]

before

[void steppe]

Where is the after?

[hazy hull]

in progress

he left

lots of ewo

7 - 7

and my luck ofc

I hit his ARM 3 times in a row in cover peaking

and then he kills me with one shot because cops took my health

he wasn't bad tho

aside from ewo, clean sniping

[storm mica]

Smurf

[storm mica]

Mans fr doing consistent left right strafe

[nocturne otter]

Wow imagine doing docks

I wish I got friends who play pvp on gta aswell

[storm mica]

Airport and beach is essentially spawn kill shitfest rn

[storm mica]

Friendly fire

[lethal birch]

https://tenor.com/view/mmi-gta5-gta-gta-v-morsmutual-gif-24014813

https://tenor.com/view/gta-try-hard-heavy-sniper-gaming-dance-gif-16706122

Once finally the mk2 is gone they have exblowsiv rounds on heavy snipers.'

[light gate]

https://youtu.be/KpUjb-U9H7E

💀 imagine being that desperate for a kill bro

[frail condor]

Staged anyways 🥱

[light gate]

I mean yeah but still imagine doing that unironically

ik some tryhards here that would probably go for it

[nocturne otter]

Beach is literally a sniper 1v1 50%, spawn kek 20%, rpg spam 30% , but airport is not that kek-able, I mean you can, but it’s harder to predict.

[desert crag]

thicc

[silver nimbus]

Yo who tryin RP fr fr like cmon

[copper coyote]

Felt cute, might delete later

[near dragon]

its better than mine

im all red
face covered
vehicles are red
everything red

[storm mica]

yes you should most definitely delete that character

[copper coyote]

No thanks

[frail condor]

Jesus

[iron idol]

no

[nocturne otter]

@storm mica have you tried aw

[storm mica]

once

[iron idol]

afk

[lethal birch]

imagin

[midnight furnace]

peak

[copper coyote]

For those of you wondering, this is why we don't give people free money

[nocturne otter]

Beach? Base? Airport?

[storm mica]

Zancudo

I dont like to intentionally play base

Although i do try to get a kek when im fighting freeroam

[nocturne otter]

Freeroam kek?

U a Krille or what

[storm mica]

Lol

[nocturne otter]

_ have you seen krille keking on city?_

[storm mica]

ofc lul

im like god damn krille simp

[light gate]

isnt that a yt crew

[storm mica]

bykrille
ytber

[light gate]

actually nvm

[nocturne otter]

Lol

[nocturne otter]

Krille underrated tho

_ do you know that joker for life is here aswell?_

[storm mica]

yes

[storm mica]

i am so based

[gleaming grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/gta-gta-v-gta5-stunt-dark-gif-13793029

[gloomy hinge]

this is the closest ill come to kissing my character on the cheek 😔

[light gate]

🤨

[nocturne otter]

Don’t they just give you a heart by commenting smthing?

[gloomy hinge]

women complain about walking in heels

my character can hold a one legged squat off the edge of a building on heels

[frail condor]

Yo her other leg floatin

[storm mica]

skill issues

[nocturne otter]

@storm mica def legit

[storm mica]

i don't get the point of people getting smurfs account with unnecessary stats

[frail condor]

I-JerkOffto-My-Xharacter

@nocturne otter spill the beans

[nocturne otter]

Nothing to tell , nothing special

And fuck you rome:D

[frail condor]

what did I ever do to you

[nocturne otter]

_dms mf, don’t you remember _

Just joking, I thought we’re ok to say fucku to each other

[frail condor]

that was half a year ago

[nocturne otter]

So I said “just joking”

[frail condor]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/808412639058198541/853365256004173845/Untitled_3.gif

[storm mica]

@wooden garnet i love how the mk2 hs can be a fucking railgun and peashooter at the same time

[modest zinc]

r https://youtu.be/iSJtoDJBGvQ

[junior ivy]

i am so based

[dusky timber]

aeugh

man unironically calls it the best

as is to be expected from a gta player

[frail condor]

OMG BEST PAINT JOB REAL (LLIMITED)))

[royal sedge]

Anyone wanna play?

[tardy stone]

@royal sedge, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Apartment: #archive-ps｜apartment-heist-lfg
Casino: #ps4｜casino-lfg
Cayo Perico: #ps4｜cayo-perico-lfg
Doomsday: #archive-ps｜doomsday-lfg
Vehicles: #ps4｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps4｜other-lfg

Requested by: @dusky timber

[dusky timber]

actually

#ps4｜lfg-info

[hearty rivet]

I was tryna take a picture of my character and I never noticed that he was making this face 💀

[wooden pebble]

those set of 16 paint jobs were put togerher by wildbrick.......not by r*

braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

iam repeatedly getting kicked from jobs

bug or they sus my lvl as modder

557

[golden berry]

Just stop hacking

[hazy hull]

Fresh account, untouched KD
As we all know nothing in life matters more than KD ratio

[hazy hull]

Especially with heavy sniper mk II being one-shot, it's terrible

[wooden pebble]

[lethal birch]

Anyone wanna go b2b on slam vans Xbox

[dusky timber]

no #xb1｜vehicles-lfg

[lethal birch]

too close

[golden berry]

Is that a bad sport hat ?!

[lethal birch]

yes

i have 2 days

[golden berry]

Unacceptable.

[nocturne otter]

I gotta do a badsport-job just to do a decent pvp

[lethal birch]

yay

[small merlin]

Got my stahlhelm on

[iron idol]

nice

[hazy hull]

when u see a money van 😂

instant 180

[iron idol]

how tf u spot it

all the way up top left

[hazy hull]

map

I saw it flash

[iron idol]

ohh

[hazy hull]

traffic lights are dnagerous

man, cops in this game...

[blazing ruin]

[iron idol]

Lemao

[blazing ruin]

Easy parkour

[iron idol]

the breeze

[blazing ruin]

I guess you can say sprunk gives u wings

[hazy hull]

oh God, what is that resolution

and also how did you not get shot down or tped out

guess what happened here

[blazing ruin]

Ps4 compressed into YT and then discord resolution
I didn't get shot cuz the guards and cameras didn't spawn at all

I also took some photos while inside

[blazing ruin]

Cop tried to climb that sign and got shot making him fall to his death

[hazy hull]

LOL

[blazing ruin]

Maybe tased instead of shot

[hazy hull]

nope

not shot, not tased

he was just being himself

so he fell obviously

[blazing ruin]

U stood at the top didn't u?

[hazy hull]

that's the best part

I was on the helipad on the police station

but 2 cops were climbing that sign

never knew about this ngl

there we go

just helping the law enforcement

[indigo sun]

goodbye, money ;(

[iron idol]

ok

[dusky timber]

reaver bike

[wooden garnet]

kpop bike

[wooden pebble]

w

bouta go down

[primal rampart]

\

[iron idol]

bread

#memes-and-shitposting

[patent breach]

Keeanu Reeves Bike

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[lethal birch]

Nice npc

[iron idol]

ayo

[lethal birch]

wtf

ive never seen that

[shadow bough]

who likes my drawing

i got inspired by a duck and me throwing middle fingers to it

[iron idol]

nice

[shadow bough]

its very beautiful in my words

[iron idol]

yeah I agree

[shadow bough]

i love throwing birds to ducks

its just fun.

try it sometime.

[shadow bough]

1-10 how gud is it

[iron idol]

well

could've fixed here

8

[shadow bough]

aw

welp rip

well @iron idol

how is this

[iron idol]

bro 💀

#memes-and-shitposting

[shadow bough]

or this

me be like.

[iron idol]

well

what should I even rate?

just a penguin pissing

[shadow bough]

yes but zoom in

theres black in the piss

[iron idol]

cant see it

[iron idol]

image is like 177p

[shadow bough]

look

see it now

[iron idol]

wtf

yes

[shadow bough]

HAHAHAH

[iron idol]

that's like a pixel of piss

[shadow bough]

i'm messed up

me when i rage at gta

i'm a red cock-roach

[iron idol]

ew

[shadow bough]

btw

i just figured out some sht

[iron idol]

what is it

[shadow bough]

ur that frog thats screams like my sister when i catch her with her bf in bed.

[iron idol]

am I?

[shadow bough]

ur pfp

[iron idol]

hmm

[iron idol]

yes

verified shitposter

[shadow bough]

i post shit infront of my friends enemy wanna see screenshots?

accept my friend request

[iron idol]

sure

[wooden pebble]

@patent breach

sent inv

[patent breach]

im not joining free aim

[wooden pebble]

joinin

join chaoooooooooooo

[patent breach]

imma take a 15 mins break

[wooden pebble]

Baibai

Thanks very much

[patent breach]

I did join

[wooden pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-hype-hands-up-gif-17872512

[wooden pebble]

thx chao

i engraved your name on the back of it

s

[dire lava]

Amadeo

[patent breach]

Dealers nao?

[wooden pebble]

16 hrs later

[wooden garnet]

@storm mica 🥱 noobs

[storm mica]

Bodied

[misty maple]

🤣🤣🤣

[lethal birch]

any help

im already signed in

Please

[mossy orbit]

Can he not get out?

[lethal birch]

@lethal birch 1 restart game
2 restart router
3 clear cache
4 die
5 delete game
69420

Do all the steps

Delete game???? ill lose everything i have!!!

Bruh

Start from 1

[cyan sky]

That's just not true

[copper coyote]

Told you

[lethal birch]

wait

failed

connection

[grizzled anchor]

Nice

Just gave everyone your ip

[lethal birch]

Hahah nope

[copper coyote]

No one cares

[lethal birch]

Its just my wifi name dummy 💀

[copper coyote]

Best of luck fixing it

[runic musk]

Cant do anything with an ip anyways

[copper coyote]

Exactly

[lethal birch]

Mhm

This world is crazy

Where's ur ip bud

Clear cahce or die

Lol

I will shoot u clear cache

@lethal birch

Get better wifi

Its 80 mb/s

💀

5G wifi too

Well atm it needs to see a doctor

Yeah

Wow

Fuck

someone sent a link

Yep someone did

[lethal birch]

It works now

i think its drunk

Lol my tv is broken

[iron idol]

lol

[lethal birch]

That's flexing download speed💀

[wooden garnet]

he could if he wanted to

the car's engine is just shut off

[lethal birch]

It was 100 MB/s yesterday 💀 😂

[iron idol]

😂 💀

[lethal birch]

💀 😂

💀 😂

Good?

no

yes

https://tenor.com/view/no-no-no-no-no-no-rajabets-rajagif-gif-22769322

[leaden musk]

L

[wintry kite]

💀

[lethal birch]

where can i buy that 2nd car

go dms

@lethal birch

[iron idol]

itali rsx

[lethal birch]

where can i buy the itali rsx at?

This is mine

lmao

U can dm me to buy it if u want

[junior ivy]

these are quite unusual, not a fan of them.

but if you like it, okay

[storm mica]

That’s 9MB per second
Conversion is involved

[lethal birch]

Uh

whats wrong with that

[storm mica]

Im just saying
100mb/s means u’ll finish downloading gta in 20min
Also ur download speed isn’t necessarily what’s causing the issue

[torn imp]

legit or fake?

[iron idol]

I would say

legit

[torn imp]

most of the times when their kd is above 5, its a modder

unless its a low level player

but ig 9 k/d is possible with continuous ewoing

[iron idol]

or those jobs that say join for $$$$$$$$$$ when it's actually spawn trapping noobs and they just use a minigun and mass kill

[snow spear]

My level fourteen character has a 20+ k/d. Easy to take out players that think all low levels are new at the game.

[red forum]

just hope you dont find yourself in with mattaiyoh the youtuber. It seems he likes to hunt high kd's on xbox

[snow spear]

Had lotsa people try to kill me.

Most YouTubers look good through the power of editing.

[red forum]

oh he does leave it in when he gets owned

he's very anti-mk2

[storm mica]

do u actually think they'll post videos of them getting owned lul

[iron idol]

lol

[snow spear]

In my experience, when a YouTuber does include footage of them getting beat, it is also full of excuses.
"They EWO'd."
"Pocket jet."
"Ghost Org."

Lmao. Because we should all play by some arbitrary rules where we ignore half of the features in the game.

[light gate]

lmao

[merry moth]

https://tenor.com/view/lester-gif-20877999

[iron idol]

#memes-and-shitposting

[iron idol]

lester's twin brother

[deft canyon]

I always wondered what those were about, but never bothered to join em. I finally got my answer

[junior ivy]

you should’ve known this whole time

it’s gtao

[deft canyon]

As i said, i never bothered to even join them

[iron idol]

same

I saw a tiktok about it tho

[junior ivy]

i just knew what the were

i never joined them because it sounded like bait

i just used my uhh h

,>

[iron idol]

yes

[junior ivy]

common sense

[iron idol]

[deft canyon]

We get it, you are big brained

[junior ivy]

wrong channel

[light gate]

cute banner

[deft canyon]

ty :)

[drowsy mountain]

need players for a playlist

[iron idol]

cap

[coarse sage]

guys

i hit a snipe thats gotta be one of the best snipes in gta history on playstation