gta-media

[wooden pebble]

Malaysian

[patent breach]

N-no

[wooden pebble]

Am I close

Hong Kong

[patent breach]

You went too far

[wooden pebble]

India

Philippines

[junior ivy]

Singapore.

[patent breach]

Akshually on the same island

[wooden pebble]

Singapore

[red mist]

india

[junior ivy]

see

i was right

lmao

[wooden pebble]

No u wasn't

I got it first

[junior ivy]

I know an asian on the internet when i see one

[wooden pebble]

U really said Singapore with a . In the end

[junior ivy]

[wooden pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/cap-capping-cappin-gif-15667706

[junior ivy]

it took my one guess

it took you like

3 lol

[storm mica]

[wooden pebble]

[junior ivy]

Eddie

hush

[storm mica]

Yo

[patent breach]

Cake is Malaysian

[junior ivy]

[wooden pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/donald-duck-sleepy-good-night-sweet-dreams-sleep-well-gif-7458593

[junior ivy]

i go away now. vrooom

[storm mica]

Vrr

[patent breach]

@wooden pebble bruh just sleep

[red mist]

guess my country that I'm from its also in asia

guess it while I take shower

[patent breach]

India

[red mist]

yes lmao

[patent breach]

Ez

[red mist]

your mom

[wooden pebble]

[red mist]

brb

[wooden pebble]

[wicked ruin]

are there any modders out there i need sum cash

[meager path]

Played GTAV for 981 hours last year

[iron idol]

😎

[foggy notch]

This dude hasn’t seen light in years

[junior ivy]

“go passive”

i could probably make his ass go passive

[nocturne otter]

[foggy notch]

Lmao fr I 1-0d

[junior ivy]

that guy is actually horny

[nocturne otter]

Frfr

Poor character

[junior ivy]

you need to do an extensive ass glitch just get any shoe on stocking

[nocturne otter]

Bruh

That’s stupid

[broken vine]

1#

[left kayak]

He mad me angwy....

[small merlin]

Hey it’s red dead

[modest mesa]

i think there's something wrong here i'm not rank 384

[torn imp]

displayed levels r bugged

[tropic ice]

Ey yo-
OriginalRio doesn't even touches grass in his life

[junior ivy]

modded account

i can literally smell it from a mile away

[small merlin]

Either mods or a sweaty dashboarder

[iron idol]

mods

[smoky plover]

*script kiddies

[night kraken]

Checkout my LSPD Criminal Database.

I made it myself

[storm mica]

🅾️ leg in disguise

[smoky plover]

ok 8D

[storm mica]

shuddap

[wheat willow]

Total Badass! Nicely done

[night kraken]

Thanks. ^_^

[wheat willow]

Np

[iron idol]

cool

[night kraken]

Thanks

[half cairn]

boob

[plush ether]

at this point i just gave up

[left kayak]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/931326616930484235/933933346512318494/unknown.png

we dont match at all

[dusky shale]

Anybody got clips of sniping someone out a lazar?

[left kayak]

but were still like a little twin

[storm mica]

got one with crappy audio
what about b11
or pyro
i have more but the pilots are all in god mode

[wooden garnet]

skill issues

obv

[storm mica]

pensive

[wooden garnet]

i hate u

[storm mica]

L

[wooden garnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/731233015782703215.gif?size=56&quality=lossless

[steel lintel]

wish i could be that good

holy cow

[patent breach]

How do you do poses?

[storm mica]

that's in fivem

[patent breach]

But that just looks like hellfire

[storm mica]

who said it can't be in fivem

[patent breach]

Damn, thought it was a director trick

[humble kraken]

how can i send funny videos here?

[lethal birch]

#memes-and-shitposting

unless its actually a gta video

then you'll need to talk till your lv5

[humble kraken]

oh alright

tysm

[lethal birch]

and once ur lv5 u can send gta videos here

or memes/shitposting in that channel

[lethal birch]

Godmode mofos be like that lol

[cunning sun]

Anyone else tryna do long gta races because yall got nothing better to do?

[small merlin]

Pretty cool. Photoshop?

[night kraken]

Thanks. ^_^

[indigo sun]

yay 200 wins

[hazy hull]

like 4th or 5th ever for me

yeah I use a flying bike

that guy

was convinced I was a modder

wouldn't shut up about it

because he couldn't kill me in his B11 despite repairing twice

he got me with the cannons but I didn't die so godmode

and missile spam means mods too

yeah I know

he was so deep in denial there was no getting to him

he'd look like a cretin if he knew I was legit

20-0 or something

he barely fought back

the last kill felt epic

\

yeah xD

when you kill the pilot they still have nothing else to think about except shooting you

who cares that the heli is spinning out of control like crazy

this is how you clear out a heli

I have last one

but I wanna put slow-mo on it

eh idk how

[mortal reef]

Is this a bug?

[elfin spoke]

Yep that is most definitely a bug

[mortal reef]

Ok

[wooden pebble]

DO IT

[turbid shard]

Buy it.

[mortal reef]

Why

[turbid shard]

It's worth it

[wooden pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/red-button-spam-press-button-click-gif-17367381

https://tenor.com/view/do-it-chant-cheer-gif-10693770

[wooden pebble]

the fact u got to crop the screen says u have a butttttttttttttttt load of monies

detective skills premium+

[mortal reef]

I only got 3 million

[wooden pebble]

read it as 31 milli

[mortal reef]

Lul

[wooden pebble]

anyways

i think u restart the game

and see if it fixs

[storm mica]

@wooden garnet "halved"

[lethal birch]

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[abstract cipher]

hitmarker moment

skill issues fr

[hazy hull]

literally what happens to me after cayo perico heist

[hazy hull]

(anyone gets it?)

[coarse sage]

unlucky

[frail condor]

Aris

[icy axle]

flashbang?

[hazy hull]

yeah white screen for 5 minutes

[icy axle]

L

[wooden garnet]

LMFAO

well I wasn't speaking out of my ass then

I should grind some cash in game for the I-Wagen but it sucks dick so I'm not gonna

[storm mica]

I’ve forgotten there are still new vehicles

[wooden garnet]

not like they're worth anything

[smoky quartz]

What now

[lone ravine]

Get suppressors if you didnt

[smoky quartz]

I did

[lone ravine]

Okay, I sent you a message with me actually method, I'll send a pic in a min of my route

[smoky quartz]

I have to get my wep loadout i think

Ill do that now

[icy axle]

bruh

[wooden pebble]

Y dese so real

[icy axle]

LoL

[half cairn]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/874593399917916181/934052538876051496/unknown.png?width=982&height=553

funny gta 4 online race

not much players today

[frail condor]

its still online?

[half cairn]

nah

just a third party program

[hazy hull]

this is how far you need to go to escape

in that specific location

I strongly recommend going there

[modest zinc]

https://youtu.be/2xSRSxG3BoM

[half cairn]

oh god

where's his glasses

[icy axle]

😰

[hazy hull]

outside

one guy was literally outside

[left kayak]

wow. i was about to smack my monitor

there might be a little problem....

[lethal birch]

level 1 with a kd ratio of 12.00 💀

[left kayak]

man killed 12 people respect

and hasnt died once

[lethal birch]

fr

[junior ivy]

you can tell it’s an alt

(shitty name)

[lethal birch]

lol

[lethal birch]

drip

[left kayak]

^

[lethal birch]

!!!

[hazy hull]

hot

[lethal birch]

[left kayak]

thats one way of money laundering

[hazy hull]

guard and his best friend

tragic and heartbreaking 💔

[lethal birch]

I feel bad for that guard

I kill him every cayo I do

[left kayak]

find a new route then

[lethal birch]

no

[left kayak]

damn

I thought i got you there

[nocturne otter]

Bro

Delete that

[timid cove]

Is it banworthy?

[lethal birch]

you're gonna get banned for that

[nocturne otter]

I can't surly tell, but it's not a proper content for #gta-media . And yes, you might get banned

[timid cove]

Thats suitable for reddit

[frail condor]

anything is suitable for reddit

[half cairn]

bobs

[junior ivy]

[frail condor]

my meme

[frank oracle]

https://youtu.be/hAWvqAkNSSQ

[lethal birch]

[wooden pebble]

beat dat ass

[lethal birch]

I love this

[iron idol]

great job

[quiet bear]

oh okay

[lethal birch]

Jeez your a high rank

[half cairn]

another race

aw man disconnected

welp ima sleep

[lethal birch]

on gta4???

b r u h

Nice

[half cairn]

so what

[wooden pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/gta-dance-smooth-gif-6054489

[half cairn]

boogie

[wooden pebble]

Me played gta 3 , vc, San , V

No 4

[half cairn]

i haven't completed TBoGT

[lethal birch]

I started playing gta with gta vice city stories

[wooden pebble]

[half cairn]

I, II, London Series, III, VCS

haven't

[wooden pebble]

Chinatown wars

[lethal birch]

I played that

[half cairn]

on mobile yes

i think GSG ported to mobile for more HD

older version was

uh

[wooden pebble]

[half cairn]

i frogor

yea

older version was not definitely GSG

[wooden shell]

Hell yeah

[half cairn]

nice!

[wooden shell]

time to save 100$

[junior ivy]

pog

[hazy hull]

This should play when you enter a public session, who agrees?

[patent breach]

[opaque cedar]

What

[lethal birch]

that happens sometimes

[opaque cedar]

Immortality

[iron idol]

godmode

[elfin nymph]

whenever my oppressor falls down straight vertically and i'm gonna die i always jump of last second - i promise it works

[tender ferry]

Is there like no way to use a black shirt instead of this? With armor?

[lethal birch]

uh

sweaters

[tender ferry]

I mean police shirt though

[lethal birch]

thats a police shirt?

I forget where those types of tops are

it looks like an office short

[tender ferry]

You would think it would be interchangable with other of the same type of shirts

[lethal birch]

I'm pretty sure the armor is kinda buggy on it though

[lethal birch]

sweaters, they're near the top

[tender ferry]

Its a gruppe sechs shirt but when you try change it with a black one you cant use armor on it

[lethal birch]

what top r u putting on

I'm confused

Have you tried going into inventory > armour > show armour > Heavy armour

or whatever armour that is

oh

I get jt

[tender ferry]

Its a tucked service shirt

It makes no sense why you can have armor with the gruppe sechs ones and not the other same shirts that are diff colours

[tender ferry]

Yes multiple times

[junior ivy]

they’re service shirts, afa the logos , you can’t keep those. Trying using vest shirts as an alternative.

[tender ferry]

Not trying to keep the logos im just trying to wear armor on a black variant of the shirt

[junior ivy]

ok, try vest shirts then

those usually work

[tender ferry]

It didnt work

@junior ivy

[junior ivy]

works if you’re on male

[tender ferry]

Yeah mine isnt male

Cant even use with business shirts

[lethal birch]

L

[wooden pebble]

Fun fax

Did u know ur female character runs, swims faster than male characters

[junior ivy]

no

🤨

[tender ferry]

Smaller hitbox pog

And more money because of simps

[wooden pebble]

Yes

I found this out when doing Cayo with friend

Swimming

Then they ran way faster than me and began to gap

Then I saw the net

It's been a thing since launch

Female character is faster

[junior ivy]

i don’t believe you

[wooden pebble]

U should test it out urself

[junior ivy]

[wooden pebble]

Let me find u a video or something

@junior ivy https://www.reddit.com/r/gtaonline/comments/43nrdl/girls_run_a_whole_lot_faster_than_males_in_gta/

...

[tender ferry]

Well male characters are unfit js

[half cairn]

account terminated

[plain linden]

😂

[half cairn]

can he fuck mods

[lethal birch]

LMFAO

[half cairn]

sex is possible

[plain linden]

Sure 😂

Unless mods want to rock bottom them

[lethal birch]

mods, can i do something to get unbanned?

[half cairn]

the SpongeBob SquarePants dark place?

[plain linden]

https://tenor.com/view/the-rock-rock-bottom-stone-cold-steve-austin-survivor-series-wwe-gif-15111202

@half cairn this

[half cairn]

i call that smackdown

[plain linden]

That's his finisher he calls it rock bottom 😂

[half cairn]

OH

i get the joke

because that's dwayne (the rock nicknamed) and is on finished

[wooden pebble]

2 naked men acting fighting....

[valid cliff]

Sounds like the premise of... yea

[half dawn]

On top gear, fuck cars

[silver patio]

did you fill up your stamina stat

[lethal birch]

Theres a difference between speed when it comes to characters ?

[forest cave]

Yes

[lethal birch]

Is this a bug

[forest cave]

Nah

[lethal birch]

because men run faster than women on average so i don't know why r* are making female characters faster

👍

either way biased

[shell pendant]

lol never seen anything like this, just exited my sub

[half dawn]

Friends :)

[forest cave]

It’s just two subs parked next to each other

[lethal birch]

Anyone down for some suffering racing?

[half dawn]

B ruh

[lethal birch]

seems fun if played with the right people

[balmy parcel]

Can someone get banned for b2b?

For exploiting ya know?

[balmy parcel]

Oki ty

[iron idol]

average seabreeze dogfighter

[worldly river]

Eyo, how do I add pictures/videos here?

[minor tundra]

guy that orbed me and then sent me this in dms

[half cairn]

my friend spawned his kosatka under mine, then we surface together :D

[blazing ruin]

I've had my sub spawn under other ppl subs or have a "submarine beached" msg pop up out of nowhere and then seeing another sub under mine

[nocturne otter]

Bruh I can’t even play a pvp in a 20+ server @junior ivy

I just did a pvp w 8ppl on docks, My bst won’t drop, and my spam doesn’t work properly cause of frames

[storm mica]

skill issues

[junior ivy]

that’s normal

[junior ivy]

use GL over rockets/RPG

you don’t even need to spam

GL is like one of the main weapons to get restricted

that’s how annoying it can be

[wooden pebble]

[light gate]

LMAOOOO

[wooden pebble]

[half cairn]

cool

[nocturne otter]

Smh! You got a pc w enough frames!!

[nocturne otter]

Gl is ehh, Ik that it’s good, and I use it sometimes aswell, but on docks, I usually don’t use em cause it’s just a waste. I wanted to do a aw, but w/o gl , it’s so annoying when someone is using gl while sniper pvp

[wooden garnet]

cope issue

real

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/662774504149483550/890478283521658910/Grand_Theft_Auto_V_2021-09-14_00-39-49_Trim_2.mp4

dark times indeed

[indigo sun]

💀

[storm mica]

Pepega sniping like a controller player
Gaming issues

[wooden garnet]

imagine removing ping thinking it does anything

real issues

[storm mica]

What pong

Me removed emogi

[wooden garnet]

removed pong as well

but I got a pong in this channel so

[storm mica]

Well no duh it’s reply

Smh

[wooden garnet]

still a pong

[storm mica]

Wow

[wooden garnet]

tru though

we ain't got the liberties of flickscoping at 18fps sir

very sorry 😔

[storm mica]

Men wevy bad customer service

[wooden garnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/662774504149483550/903244755444572220/Grand_Theft_Auto_V_2021.10.28_-_14.43.04.08.DVR_Trim.mp4

dw sir we improv

[storm mica]

[quick river]

Has anyone gotten this email from Rockstar before?

[wooden garnet]

you have been selected for a random search

please cooperate and you will not be sent to the gulag

[storm mica]

Damn rockstar making moves

[wooden garnet]

heh

I would :wheeze: if I had nitro

but I don't

[storm mica]

Wonder how many slurs and mk2 related shit they’ll get

[wooden garnet]

lemme just

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/724400268250447893.webp?size=56&quality=lossless

[storm mica]

Very true

[wooden garnet]

rockstar isn't gonna be doing shit to "improve player experience" on this build of the game

[storm mica]

“Commitment” they say

[wooden garnet]

me, being the masochist I am, will hope that perhaps E&E brings some good changes to PC

and then lie in a pool of whiskey and paper towels trying to forget I ever hoped

[storm mica]

Yes yes so u can average 30 fps instead of 20

I think i blocked rockstar’s email a while ago

[wooden garnet]

real

[lethal birch]

[abstract cipher]

scramjet mk0.5

[tawny pike]

who trying to play

[wooden pebble]

[humble hemlock]

can you sand link? xD

@storm mica

[supple ocean]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/868778773191999488/934187025647681586/POV__Your_Flying_In_GTA_5.mp4

[wooden pebble]

keycode went up in flames

when i first was doing these i thought each leak gave 1 mill

so 3 leaks, is 3 mill

imo thats good and not op

[hazy hull]

when I give the signal

shoot this asshole

[haughty bone]

can somn help me do dr.dre missions?

pls

[stoic sonnet]

RATIO

RATIO

RATIO

RATIO

RATIO+L

RIP BOZ

BOZO

[lethal birch]

noob

Shutcho bubble gum dumb dumb head add up

[stoic sonnet]

RATIO🥱

[lethal birch]

mute speedrun%

[stoic sonnet]

L

RATIO

[lethal birch]

L bozo

[stoic sonnet]

L

RIP BOZO

[lethal birch]

BOZO

BOZO

BOZO

[abstract cipher]

🙄

[wooden pebble]

[lethal birch]

dj cake

[wooden pebble]

[frail condor]

dj poo

[wooden pebble]

they killed me before i hit the ground or opened the chute

[iron idol]

L

[hazy hull]

I wish I was that guy

able to withstand headshots

but I'm not 😩

[obsidian acorn]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-drink-water-sink-gif-23132736

[earnest obsidian]

Got to work n it was exploded

[wooden pebble]

@patent breach

so close yet so far

[lethal birch]

The dedication

[wooden pebble]

my 200th game wants me to have to goood time

in and out in 1 min

speedrun strats

[wooden pebble]

such an epic end

both strip clubs

this the final..201

[lethal birch]

👀

[proper atlas]

Heist with randoms 🙂 Fleeca

[rich mortar]

That hacking minigame is fairly hard, but it doesn't justify 30 minutes 💀

How can people in 2022 still find it hard

[proper atlas]

He drilled for like 25 min lmao

[wooden pebble]

which ?

fleecaa?

[proper atlas]

Yea

[rich mortar]

I recognized it's fleeca by the elite time

And yee yee ass payment

[wooden pebble]

@patent breach

https://tenor.com/view/happy-mochi-gif-20079211

[patent breach]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-snap-parks-and-rec-parks-and-recreation-chris-pratt-gif-5468594

[fossil valley]

deos anyone know a pvp server for gtao

[iron idol]

you can find people here for pvp

[somber carbon]

I mean if ur under 15fps.. yes

[lost urchin]

did i load in or what?

[lethal birch]

Why This also is it 2 million or 20 million

[frail condor]

floatin

can you not count its 200k

[lethal birch]

200k💩

[forest tapir]

how can you not see its 200k

[lost urchin]

;who taught u how to count zeroes

[humble hemlock]

i still WANT KNOW WHAT IS THIS YOU HAVE LINK?

[lethal birch]

A fat Russian man

[iron idol]

200k is alot

[iron idol]

I know that's 200k but ngl the 0's in gta can get confusing

[lethal birch]

#addcommas

[median panther]

truey jeans

[iron idol]

I agr e

[frail condor]

👖

[median panther]

theyre called ranch jeans btw

[lethal birch]

wtf are those shose

[median panther]

new rocks

[iron idol]

lmfao

[light gate]

Send link

[median panther]

they should add actual belts to gta

like an accessory

[frail condor]

Activate Windows

[storm mica]

It’s a god damn email…

If u took 2 seconds to read the original post you’ll know that

[copper hedge]

Got all the kitty claw plushies 🎉

[wooden pebble]

Botta clap ur character's cheeks

Amazing collection

[humble hemlock]

link the the one when you answer R* questions not the email

[light gate]

??

[storm mica]

so true

[hazy hull]

XD

[light gate]

ikr

[hazy hull]

what is this

[storm mica]

a laser spot tracker

used to identify target locations

irl at least

[hazy hull]

thanks

[storm mica]

tfw water cannon can't water cannon

[hazy hull]

Yes.

that's how useful RCV is xD

[light gate]

it's just water resistant fire

[candid holly]

Hello and welcome what is hopefully my final attempt at completing GTA 5 without taking any damage. I have a max HP of 1 so any damage from any source will immediately kill me. I also want this to be a no-hit run, so Trevor's special ability is disabled. Because while it prevents you from taking damage, it does not prevent you from being hit by things. I have successfully completed every single mission without taking any damage. I should have yet to do it all in one go. My current personal best for an entire run is one bit of damage and therefore one death. Obviously very close to a perfect run, so I'm hoping this time I'll get an actual perfect run and avoid all damage entirely.

[hazy hull]

and ground troops mark the target with a laser invisible to the human eye?

[hazy hull]

ayyyyyyy

I've heard that too many times

also all those failed attempts at the intro XD

constant restarts

[candid holly]

Yes

Man you pc players are lucky to not need a subscription to play gta online

[patent breach]

how many out of 10 pinks?

[hazy hull]

is there non-police and non-taxi version of this specific sedan?

I want it badly

[junior ivy]

arena war

wait nah

that’s different

[storm mica]

im not too sure about specifics
but i think it search for reflected laser light from laser designators used by friendly air/ground force

[hazy hull]

I have this but it ain't the same

[junior ivy]

that’s as close as you’ll get

[hazy hull]

😢

I'm so mad at R*

can't save a NOOSE car

[junior ivy]

“modded” car

[hazy hull]

there's no "non-service" version of that sedan

[storm mica]

white wall oh no

[junior ivy]

aren’t they filtered as emergency?

[hazy hull]

taxi is service

[junior ivy]

eddie relax

you should know me by now

[storm mica]

lol

[junior ivy]

ok7

[hazy hull]

it's so infuriating

I can have all the money in the world

[junior ivy]

you get used to it :)

[junior ivy]

i can’t have rims from LSCM

lol

[hazy hull]

but that sedan is inaccessible to me

or FIB granger

I'm one of 'em "g-men"

anyway

my game crashed JUST now

driving through paleto bay was just too much for GTA's engine

wish I could survive headshots 😩

[lethal birch]

rockstar spy returns this suggestion to the smooth brain overlords

[lethal birch]

i like how you fired off target, moved the crosshair over, and p2p jank just gifts a headshot

[hazy hull]

not a headshot

heavy sniper mk II with squared muzzle brake is one shot kill in the torso

[hazy hull]

and first shot was a complete miss

[lethal birch]

rekt

[hazy hull]

not me tho

[lethal birch]

Where can I find this jacket?

[light gate]

UVP

[light gate]

ugly outfit.

[lethal birch]

Not even mine

[blazing ruin]

Did he ask for ur opinion?

[lethal birch]

Im asking where to find the jacket

[light gate]

He doesn't have too.

[blazing ruin]

Ugly pfp then?

[smoky quartz]

Oh fuck even in this channel man?

[blazing ruin]

[smoky quartz]

Chill the fuck out

[light gate]

my pfp is ugly

[blazing ruin]

[lethal birch]

red tire smoke on a Khanji

patriot*

[light gate]

sus

[cyan sky]

Get a toreader

[lethal birch]

I Have one

but I can get shot out of it, khanjali is better

[cyan sky]

I reckon I can do it quicker and also not get shot out of the toreader

But just playing the misisons seems pretty quick to me anyway so I've just been binging them instead of just doing that on RV nearly there

I was doing that before someone RUINED it

[twilit fractal]

anyone on ps4 looking for a roleplay server

[abstract cipher]

no

[small merlin]

Khanjali in the current meta sucks

It’s too easy to take out from the air with all the homing missiles everywhere

Back in 2018 before after hours I used to love to drive the khanjali

Even then you were a magnet for every deluxo or oppressor in the lobby

[light gate]

nope

khanjali is op

[junior ivy]

me waiting in my hangar with my P996-Lazer and my thermal vision helmet merge

[light gate]

me not even playing the game

[junior ivy]

me rapidly growing away from pvp and having the urge to quit gaming altogether for the pursuit of happiness and a better life

[light gate]

[frail condor]

[lethal birch]

Hey can someone help me out with gta story mode

[lethal birch]

I just made a 2nd character and theres a random police car outside my apt.. the engine wasnt even on

[junior ivy]

imagine making a 2nd character Lmfaoaoaoa

[storm mica]

[lethal birch]

what's wrong with it

[unkempt rose]

Baby spin me right round baby right round

[lethal birch]

bruh rank 12

[light gate]

work dispute is such a fun mission.

[unkempt rose]

It's an alt

[summer monolith]

i made this in rockstar editor a while back https://youtu.be/sugFQGMqnWA

[spark wasp]

nice

[nocturne otter]

Dw he has one aswell

[polar thorn]

What it’s like getting in your car with you friends

[red mist]

you can ask for a cayo and once you get money you can blow people up with oppreser for 8373922738497 kd like mr xIIIIIIIIIIIIIx69

[wide heath]

Satellite dish

[mild pilot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/486250928761208863/934651535277846568/Screenshot_591.png?width=1202&height=676

bruh

[red mist]

get the nft wtd are you doing

[storm mica]

fr

[long delta]

what a bozo

[junior ivy]

wannabe detected

[storm mica]

reberather parachute

[long delta]

wannabe what

[junior ivy]

treehard

[long delta]

ok

[junior ivy]

bozo

[long delta]

i just like how it looks like

glitches are cool

[red mist]

cayo perico

[long delta]

you proved me wrong

[red mist]

cayo perico is awesome wdym

can slowly drive man insane

over time

[long delta]

abusing bugs aint cool

but oh well its my opinion

[red mist]

what about rhino tank in the stratosphere

isn't that cool

[long delta]

youre making my brain go stocks

[red mist]

what about deleting the game glitch

best one

[long delta]

is that real

[red mist]

yes

you have to press delete application on playstation

[long delta]

i see

[red mist]

have you ever tried the rob rockstar games glitch

[long delta]

i havent heard of that

[red mist]

its a good glitch

[long delta]

and it sounds a lot more epic than any heist in gta

[red mist]

you get billions

everyone laugh at this man

no we are laughing cuz your asking a discord server to buy you a game

how is being broke and begging for a game the same thing

[long delta]

you shouldve asked your parents when it was on sale

oh yeah thats on ps

damn

[red mist]

steal her credit card

[civic wadi]

If ur mom said no why u ask at here then

[long delta]

pretend to be an e girl

and go to dating servers

[red mist]

is ur name a ps code

just tried it didn't work

fuck my life

[long delta]

thats crazy

[civic wadi]

Its my psn id

[red mist]

I will hac you and delete ur gta online acount

and no forntie

[long delta]

bro a lot of people mispell fortnite with forntie

including me

[civic wadi]

I love fortnite

[red mist]

forntow

[red mist]

wanna play fortnite then

and 20 kill dub

[frank oracle]

https://youtube.com/shorts/JD0HKlTwRHY?feature=share

[storm mica]

[nocturne otter]

#lilnasx

[junior ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/gta5-cayo-perico-gta-meme-fucked-your-mom-gif-19835492

[lethal sage]

👀

[tidal sail]

https://youtu.be/AUbZgrpoLV8

[frank oracle]

https://youtube.com/shorts/Hv_hrgrNYVQ?feature=share

[wooden pebble]

@patent breach

getin ready for imani

joined a mission forgot to change

diz is embarassing

[half cairn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/770094079102681198/934424254420779098/Screen_Recording_20220122-062305_YouTube.mp4

he really sounds like trevor

[nocturne otter]

[half cairn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/813319219948814347/814873991135100998/0x15CBB419.gif

[wooden pebble]

6 packs

[modest zinc]

I watched the whole 10 seasons of The Walking Dead show thinking it was the series where this scene was from

Just to find out it wasn't

[lethal birch]

Better cull sull

[wooden pebble]

omg gta6 in vice city tease

[half cairn]

new mrbossftw video

[wooden pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/mrbossftw-gif-18337004

he be bangin tat poor gal

got my first paycheck

after 201 contracts completed

she flexin on me

she turned into a man

da hell is this mask

didnt know this mask existed

[lethal birch]

Autoshop missions underrated

and entertaining

[wooden pebble]

yos

and now they give 300 rep points too

thats wining 8 races

1st place in 8 races

i am playin with 1 lagging boi........he left the building.somehow iam stuck here

wow the dead cliffford clone is not here

so they intentionally placed it there

[mild pilot]

i think go upstairs before meeting the guy

the dead clifford juggernaut will appear

[wooden pebble]

yeeyee ..a bug happened and iam stuck inside while the otheres are out

so the preps are gone

denger!

[lethal birch]

300 rep points ?!?!

might have to start doing more auto-shop missions

[cyan sky]

This is where I'm standing, and this is where Johnny delivered by vehicle

[lethal birch]

[wooden pebble]

😦

tat whole dock area spwns is cursed

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[mild pilot]

i never bet max in casino

[wooden pebble]

[mild pilot]

I usually go with 5k

[wooden pebble]

[cyan sky]

@frosty pasture After waiting 10 minutes at the docks for the drongo

[frosty pasture]

I hate it this is why i go solo on them then people get pissed cuz o won't grind with them reason 1^

[cyan sky]

That user was so crap though, level 160 as well

I've had better luck with a level 22

[frosty pasture]

Some people are high level from afk or others methods not to be mentioned

[wooden pebble]

[cyan sky]

I hosted the same mission, invited a level 20, and he actually did the mission in a good pace

[frosty pasture]

I did them solo cuz people

[frosty pasture]

Pog

[wooden pebble]

dis mission soo noixe to do for some reason

[half cairn]

jonathan weapons

[wooden pebble]

i saw a vid

of another cam angle

dre kills him

with the club

i saw on som reddit

think they decided not to show that cam view maybe was too gore

i though dre let him go after few strikes.........dre actually kills him with da club

man desseee laggy dudes drivin

actaully didnt crash......but the lag makes him crash in my screen

[half cairn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/813315172033626112/813723672300748811/INT1_AJ.gif

[wooden pebble]

cant belive they did marnie like this in gta 5

[frosty pasture]

@cyan sky

[cyan sky]

What about it?

[frosty pasture]

All most 70k

[cyan sky]

Also update ur nickname (:

Yeah that's why I've been liking sasquatched

[frosty pasture]

Every 10 levels seems easyer to do

[wooden pebble]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2OGWodAgGE

hey mister have some junk?
het mister wanna fuck me for 5 bucks

to

KILFFOM

[patent breach]

How you know there is no hoeing in epsilon hq?

[wooden pebble]

i love the build up r* created with ephsilon

We know from rdr that the ephsilon are real ................but the group in gta 5 are frauds who use that name to cheat

[modest zinc]

Yup, they literally used her model from story mode, they didn't make her look older or at the very least wear something different

If they were gonna add her might as well give her a new fresh model

[wooden pebble]

[half cairn]

i prefer her being a junk ass than being an epsinolist

epsilonist

[wooden pebble]

[tidal sail]

https://youtu.be/AUbZgrpoLV8

[lethal birch]

pretty cool but

could turn down the filters a bit i feel

but maybe that's just me

[daring sail]

robert

[tidal sail]

ok thanks for the feedback ill keep that in mind for the next video

[light gate]

Yeah the filters in some places are a little overbearing.

[lethal birch]

The song is so mid

[lost urchin]

what kind of a blade cant cut throught wood

[dense turret]

If only Diaz pulled the trigger while he's doing this.

[half cairn]

MY BALLS

he died early

[dense turret]

Then Tommy takes over his empire early

[cyan sky]

https://tenor.com/view/4chan-dubs-check-em-patrick-bateman-thou-art-server-gif-19571156

[half cairn]

thought that was 1k 😂

perfect number bro

[tight eagle]

You can’t unsee it

[dense turret]

I don't see it

[lethal birch]

same

[wanton flame]

I do

[brittle scroll]

how do you got so much ammo? I can only hold up to 900 ammo on that gun 😭

[tight eagle]

Not my image

[lethal birch]

You haven't fully maxed out your shooting stat

[brittle scroll]

how do I?

[lethal birch]

shooting people or npcs

[brittle scroll]

heh, ok

[brittle scroll]

I have every gun in the game, so does it go for all of em, or do we have to do it one at a time, bc damn, I do not wanna do that, btw is there a gamemode where you can shoot a bunch of ppl, gangsters. rich ppl shit like that?

[lethal birch]

You don't have to max out each individual gun to have maxed shooting stats

[storm mica]

ur shooting stats accounts for all
just go on the street, get 5 star, and shoot cops

[brittle scroll]

ah.

okkkkkkkkk

[lethal birch]

@storm micayo whats wrong wid ya, one day I see you as staff and then other day just a member?

are you guys working in shifts?

[storm mica]

nah lul
i just stepped down

[lethal birch]

any body help me in casino heist prep

[kindred tangle]

can some help me with my fivem server pls

[quasi stag]

https://youtu.be/x47NYUbtYb0

[quasi stag]

What is your favorite song of gta 5 chat?

[lethal birch]

@plain linden good times

[plain linden]

@quasi stag u r on the wrong chat

[quasi stag]

The music is in the game

[plain linden]

I like "lady"

Also rcali by asaprocky

[dusky timber]

Deliver the Spaceship Part to

[wooden garnet]

Ω

[plain linden]

Spaceship part to spaceship dude

[lethal birch]

Frustrating, either way i need to get better on controller

[median panther]

it wasnt a headshot bro

you necked him

[lethal birch]

the point is he took no damage

[median panther]

you prob lagged

[lethal birch]

doesn't explain the fact he's not even looking at me

[median panther]

yeah i was about to comment that

what could you expect from someone wittha username like that?

[lethal birch]

wannabe or ewo pro

[median panther]

guess what?

[lethal birch]

what

[median panther]

im stealing your pfp

[lethal birch]

[median panther]

sweet

@lethal birch is the kitten yours?

[lethal birch]

no

[median panther]

right

its mine

[lethal birch]

[wooden pebble]

[patent breach]

i didnt even know lazlow had these voice lines, i am so far into progression that i only get obscure phone calls now

[median panther]

bro listening to phone calls ☠️

[patent breach]

yea, i get rare phone calls now

amazing ikr

[median panther]

alright man

you're the first person to listen to them instead

prblly

i just hang up

[wooden pebble]

Like 10 days before dlc I had this call....I saw lazlow name and got shocked and thought it was related to new dlc stuff and r* put some teases.....

[patent breach]

why hang up, there is nothing new for me in gtao, these phone calls are the only "new" things for me, and some adversary modes which i never played

[median panther]

do you own every truey jean tho?

thats what i thought

[patent breach]

yes

[median panther]

show your trueys

u wont

[patent breach]

[lethal birch]

goodmood

[median panther]

bro doesnt have a pair of gta trueys

what a loser

[wooden pebble]

Bird sport

[patent breach]

i wish we could keep dat hat doe

[lethal birch]

[lethal birch]

U can

[median panther]

you got a pair of gta rick owens?

[patent breach]

nah, blacklisted on pc kekz

[median panther]

thas what i thought