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lmao
I literally have never seen 1 other player in my whole time of playing gta online
Wow
That’s mad
Oh I see you’re playing invite only
I know
nope always public
im literally hoping for ppl
so I CAN DO CASINO HEIST
You’ve never encountered an online player in almost 9 days of playing?
yup
I can hop on rn and come kill you if you want
@vast locust try joining u wont be able to i tried 10009times
But fr that’s crazy you never been killed or killed in almost 9 days of playing
check your mtu settings
wats that
bet
Go settings, network then manual WiFi then mtu
wich one
want me to test internet connection?
idk mate you’re probably best watching a video
I’m not an expert
yeah it’s probably your low download speeds
idk
try using a lan cable bro
What's the problem
I had a download speed before that very similar lmao just fokin port forwrad it solves 90% of connection issues
Didn't even use a lan cable back then
best buddies


use rockstar editor
I’m new some practice haha
you can get the crispy pictures then
I have never used it
No worries
Actually a good idea I’m going to try it out later
cool
xD
we all know what's gonna happen 
💀
Nice gta content
Thanks
Source cuz ain't no way
The female one seems accurate but no way people out here playing x
X is for the edge lords
lan cable
The juice wrld too
you’re my world. <3
How do we stand now
That was a fucking lie
The announcement was probably the contract
Nope
The guy was capping
Very obviously
I have seen all dese bs for 4-5 years
Gtao moment
he went from being ahead by 2 kills and talking. To losing, to saying “i trolled you”, to literally projecting.
Imagine being delusional like this guy🤡
That's why I guess I just mute whoever I am fighting in the game now so they can't send me any in-game text messages 😏
i sent him a “are you okay?” and then left
Mission passed
it was the game awards 2021
It kinda spawns on the beach every morning from my experience

i ws going to post it
lulw
@marble venture @half oracle
is that a crew emblem?
No
scaling looks really off for it to be official
I know I’m not that good as gta photograph but pls rate this from 1-10
pb with legin
Nice
i found only cash on my pather heist
L
2 white stuff spread across the island
L
L
1 gold L
humongous
Over
i could maybe try the glitch and grab painting and some of the gold
but the white stuff is prob better
Its was vinewood sign
sad noise
We said that already tho
he’s a menace
was going to bomb the whole city
too bad I bombed him first
lmao
h
So uccan go passive in it?
Bombs have non pvp advantage
when bomb bay is open your plane won't experience turbulence
really useful if u want to fly during a storm
you can't passive in the alkonost
oh I thought you could if you didn't have bombs equipped my bad
@wooden garnet L
5 merryweather hq xd
Lmao
Pole
Kk bye I 
Gl on ur Kay/o perik/o
LMAO

IGN vs kexi crew war 😎
Yeah ik bro only a couple mil
Ign will stomp
Kexi is fokin dogshit (deleted: Today at 7:39 AM
Idk if there's some official leader of kexi but some guy claimed to be a leader or something of kexi and lost hard on a sniper 1v1 (deleted: Today at 7:39 AM
@dark basin

I only deleted it because it sounds cringe "oh wow this guy beat some kexi guy k don't care moving on"
green is good, he can actually fight.
you can too
Imagine thinking one player defines a community anyway you’re on PS4 not Xbox lmao that’s like saying someone here is a scammer so technically the whole community is your terminology is broken no wonder you knew you sounded Silly
I'm just pasting what he said. It got deleted.
And I love you for that heheh thank you
Tohru moin
it's not just 1 memebe lmao
You’re on a different platform your point is invalid lool
Kexi on PS4 and Xbox are 2 separate crews I suggest you do your research before trying to educate somebody on the matter…
Kexility
Is what you’re on about
did I specify which kexi
I’m in Kexiuwua
where did I say that
Tiktok devastated them.
Why are you so mad about this Bandz
I know the Kexi on ps is Kexility
uwu
There's like so many clips on tiktok about kexi.
He trying to educate me on something I’m educated on lol
clout
Kexility and Kexiuwua are 2 separate crews lmao
Rip
Might as well tape a swastika on ur back
cuz that kexi tag on ur profile is yikes
Hehehehe
I dcd in my helicopter and came back to this. My friend saw 2 of my character but I saw a man with boobs wearing the same outfit as me lmao
Maybe they replaced ur char with the default one?
I have lost an arguement
1 look at the video
direct mode
i didn’t even need to watch it
yeah, workarounds are found rarely after every few patches.
It is rare to witness though because of its difficulty.
and it is useless.
dang
I got the alkonost today. Really wasn't expecting a plane of that size to make turns like that
wat?
😡
ye exactly


not to mention not fucking money hungry
thks

ebic
msi is already getting their money from selling motherboards for $800
let's not even go into detail about graphics cards
😫
Doesn’t the Xbox gamebar have one for free 💀
I return to bow n arrow game, bye 🅾️leg, miss you 🥺
ngl, I don't even remember
eggbox gamebar already makes some games tank fps heavily
just better off disabling it
all you have to do is press the middle button on the controller
idk I personally don’t like playing gta on keyboard and mouse
driving and flying is a nightmare for me
ye I can totally see why, although it's not as bad as people claim
the driving isn’t as bad
how do you get auto aim without hacks?
Use a controller
Set aim preference to Assisted Aim - Full
You'll be queued in a session that has auto aim enabled
So everyone will be able to use auto aim provided they have a controller
WHY
learn to take a screenshot
11 mil gained in 2 days, not bad

Hahah
@severe garnet mfw
Perfect game with no flaws
yeah my game froze when leaving the main gate earlier
like the double doors were nearly open
ruined a mad run as well
sad
Woa panther statue
yep I get panther 5 gold hard mode so it’s easy to find people with around the same

i dont get it, but i like it
IM DOING THIS HEIST FOR THE 400TH TIME AND I KEEP FORGETING THAT U HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL THE FOLLOW THE VALKYRIE MESSAGE IS GONE NO MATTER IF IT HAS ALREADY LANDED
i hate this prep
so much

how r u lazy to fire 1 rocket
also aint no way im buying fking sub missiles for 1.9mio
ur saving so much time actually
Yea ill buy it after new dlc dropped
i started saving up
and still keep spending
on dumb vehicles i dont need
just bc they look cool
and when i know i wont ever use themi stillhave to fully upgrade them
...
do the math
u do 1 heist which takes 1 hour
u buy the missiles
u save more than 1 hour since u have almost 1 week before dlc
I bought them today lmao
u can still save that within the time u play this week
its worth it, ur math sucks, buy it
watch em be 20mio
if thats ur main source of income, u shd buy it
tbh following the Valkyrie is the most difficult part after that u can just spamm missles at em but in the The other misions u get shot by the fking annoying ass helicopters when u get out
thats also no fun
trigger the valkyrie
and fly ahead of it
you can clear out the area it’s going to
u barely get shot wym, u just park ur mk2 outside the roof entrance and fly to ur sub with the boost immediately after exit
and wait for it there
and if u escape the helicopter s new ones spawn and i always have to park my oppressor at the beach and then usr a boat bc if i park it on the sub it keeps gettinh destroyed and while im in the boat they always get me with their aimbot then i respawn back at the beach and have to swim to my boat bc i cant spawn a new one bc its to close
see the difficultys now?
how one fking unstable ass oppressor can ruin all ur misioms
get the mk2 lmao
i got the mk2
or a sparrow
hang on
use it then
but i park it on the sub i go inside it falls off
also cayo setups are so easy
ur talking about the alternate weopen prep for cayo rite
That’s a huge skill issue then
yea
Learn to park straight
i park it on the biggest part of the sub literally
not my fking fault that there are huuuuuge ass waves
do you do setups in invite only?
apparently other players nearby can trigger it to fall off
not nearby really just any players
you know the 2 entrances at the front of the sub? u park it anywhere between that, make sure its not clipping throught the sub and is as middle as possible then get out of the sub asap
oh yeah that was you
bet ill try but when two helicopters chasing me i rlly dont got much time to stabilize it alot
u know how fking annoying the helicopters sre bro
how fking slow is ur mk2
we are talking about the mission whr u enter the building, hack the pc and steal the weopens rite?
i got it fully upgraded but once u get away from.the first two two new ones spawn closest to u
by the time i get to my sub, i dont see the heli on my map alr
The totally unrealistic spawning off random ass enemies screws me up alot
that’s probably your connection
they not even trying to hide the spawning at this point anymore
also, even if the heli spawn at ur sub, how long u need to stabilize 1 mk2 and get into ur sub
and just shoot the heli, its not like they insta spawn at the same location
Yea i mostly get it right to but like yea i still dont think its worth spending 1.9 million if im not even garantied to have a easier way back
idk in the first place why ur heli are so hard cuz mine is ez af or ur just bad(no offense) but the time difference is huge, go time it urself
plus ur guaranteed getting that 2 hour worth (1.9 mil) back so thats a profit, im doing the math for you, just buy it
im confusion
me three
well yea but another big factor is that i rlly have absolutely 0motivation to do the preps when i get a fking tequila 90% of the time
idk whats ur luck then but idc about the primary target, they're all around 1 mil and 1 mil+ if i go for secondary
also, i speedrun it so i take around 45mins every heist, 1 hour total including cd
Yea but as i eaid before i can only do solo cayo perico bc i cant play with other ppl so my secondary target only like 400k if im lucky and dont get money as secondary
my grammar is horrible
bruh its the same for me, chill out whats ur timing like
Wdym by timing
how long u take for 1 heist including preps
like 1hour or 1hour 15 but for me i never been good a grinding games so i want more money faster and 1hour is not fast enough
bc i get bored rlly fast
go check out speedrun guides
u shd take at most 50mins total once u learnt
This guide will help you earn those big bucks in the Cayo Perico heist as quickly as possible. Cayo Perico is the best way to make money in GTA Online and now you can absolutely rake it in, earning around $3m per hour by following these simple tips. Good luck in your speedruns!
Audio goes to shit during the finale guide because of a copyright c...
This video details all the important changes to the Cayo Perico Heist since the Los Santos Tuners DLC came out in order for you to still speedrun the entire heist in just 30 minutes.
For the 'How to Speedrun Cayo Perico Heist | Ultimate In Depth Guide' https://youtu.be/rdi1kFJnlEs
Timstamps:
00:00 Intro
00:35 Gather Intel
02:43 Weapons Prep
04:...
why so in depth about the title though?

Look who visited me while I was getting a make over
?
hello?
Hello, Franklin. I have the footage you requested.
how you doing that lmao
ohh that one
what footage did he request
I cant remember exactly either 😅
You wanted to see the shunt hopping.
I have some more interesting footage. Give me a moment.
Noob
‘s
?
franklinism
yes
One day after the new update
sus
W glowup



A few photos from today!
😂
This is what people expect gta v for ps5 and series x/s to look like
nice
was running around my autoshop and magically became a christmas tree somehow
nvm someone's hacking
Pansy modders
fun
Nice shots
Ikr 
joien
yo ppl
I killed everyone on the cayo map
And still ain't get two keycards
Dm to see
3rd jet snipe@of the day https://youtu.be/17tKEr9sMMM
2nd one was hitmarker so it's unsatisfying
I know that you're Filipino cuz of ur English accent
:troll:

Pls give
I'm broke
Zadge
15 fps
But nice shot
Lol
Called me a cheater for being off radar HAHAHA
🚮

Howdy
Is that 50 million?

I was on 14 million then I bought guided missiles for the sub so now I’m on less
drone is funny
I have 1.4m 🙃
Yeah
which shirt is the best for Kazuma kiryu?
front?
i have 3 millions just started playing im on rank 47
@slate shell 2 ways to defend yourself from jets
alternatively get into a jet yourself or use e rounds
yeah but your not gonna hit someone out the cock pit every time they’re in a jet are you?
try method 1
even hitting a rocket at them is still hard
try these
prediction and tracking
of course yeah I get that
And I should probably learn it too
But I’m sure you see my point right?
most pilots are half asses anyway
that is true
i do
i just wanna see the world burn into an argument t
:P
ooh lmfaoo
dam
sheesh
how is anything over 8000 not blacklisted
tanisha's been bustin ass behind the curtains 
franklin likes ufo's
hacker
ofc
yeah but blacklist should mean you can’t go over that
sure

They aren't going over it
It's some spoofer.
Nah
Pawg
bruh
its on for me
then idk why i cant log in
no internrt
restart
I bought this for that exact reason

np
i actually had this issue few hrs ago
green hair for dlc theme
new look for the contract dlc
still learning how to drift the elegy retro on low grips. I tell you now. This isnt going to be
easy...
yo he got grass hair
mf isn't using rivatuner for fps

This would look nice if you had the hipster hairstyle
A hazardous jerry can
how. when. what.
🥲
W gamble
@agile wedge are you a bad sport player by any chance?
@iron idol both cleansport and badsport yh
how are badsport lobbies like?
Well a lot of dirty godmode players mk2 spamming noobs
@iron idol and a lot of jets that’s why I’m in there
damn
from what I'm seeing it's all kids who either have 872+ KD or just have a modded outfit with duffel bag
did you do the maintenance approach for the casino heist?
Could be a bug idk
sure
next time I’m in it’s 32 days so I can probably help a little
I’m dodgy rn as well
there are a lot of bozos in there
like legit level 20s or something
or people who got in from doing b2b
but you will run into lots of people in godmode
don’t bother trying to pvp if you’re not great as you will lose most of the time
not worth just go passive if you really want to play
or learn a godmode glitch
well I do know a godmode glitch, it inconsistent really but I'm just tryna make my money so passive might be the way
Just do heists
U can do cayos in inv only
If you make money from fm then ur doin it wrong
Good luck to them 🙏
🙏
Invite me
base players are annoying to deal with
Yes but it’s also fun to hear them when they’re on the opposite side of the stick
i mean i won
i just hate dealing with ewo spammers
thankfully i had incen rounds on
KD grinders anybody who ewos has an ego issue about KD haha
Yes haha
Bunker rounds gets them crying
I killed a kid in. A night shark
He thought the windows were bullet proof
After he said I’m a modder and he reported me hehe

nope
It’s a bug then
hmmm weird
lmfao
Can even make food 2in1
yes
i'm so lazy to do cayo 🥲
Same
Cayo gets boring after awhile but I’m willing to do it for money 💀
i legit made a new character for new progress and i had so much money i didn't even buy the kosatka
and bought an arcade, moc and tb
LMAO
accidently bought it, worth it tho
its from humane labs truck thing from business setup
I've never done any of that
It's it possible a modder gave it to me?
jerry can but better!
probally
Cursed Jerry can
That would make sense i got invited into some dudes apartment then noticed i had the sus Jerry can a while later
Johnny Klebitz from GTA The Lost And Damned lured Trevor someplace quiet with the excuse of wanting to buy some product, then ended him after a brief chase for having slept with his girlfriend Ashley.
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bro whatre u doing to get $230k 🗿
better attempt at drifting the low grip elegy retro - lmk your thoughts
I liked the way you performed, 8 out of 10
I also prefer evening for drifting over the hills
no
0/10 montage - not all headshots + thermal user 🥱
get all noscopes and blindfolded lmfao
then ill hype it up
3/10
The car just ain’t a drifter
More of sliding
yeah the car is difficult asf to use
boring
its too easy to drift
i wanna try harder cars
and weird vehicles
with low grips
anything unique or out of the box
that has potential
drifting stuff like the ae86, s13 or s2k is fun and all but its easy
Try the e30 on low grips
I’ll trade u a e30 if u want
nty i dont trade
Alr
but thx

Aaaaa
Can i self-promo on this channel?
PC
modders can activate panther?
They can do anything
yo what
i want to keep it really bad ngl
rip
Bruh
"so how's gta online on pc like?"
they even attach guitars to peoples' backs
oh and iirc there were a jesus with railgun following us around in the apartment
Power rangers movie intro? Lol
what in the fuck is even that character lol
Ur mom
She’s Linda

wth lol
And no I didn’t kill Luigi
Lmao
comedically crashes into a buzzard
just noticed the mk2 leaves wheel tracks for some reason
true, it does have a "wheel"
sometimes u can hear it skidding when u take off and boost
It's most likely meant to be the boost trail on sand, like the rocket pushes or burns off the sand
Lol
el rubio finally moved his safe
But youre looking the wrong direction
WHAT IN THE FUCK
I'VE NEVER SEEN THIS SHIT BEFORE
THEY EVEN CHANGED MY HAIR SOMEHOW
You're doomed
Somehow I got to be red 😩
"pc"
Tried my best to make a one piece swimsuit lifeguard kinda outfit
I think it worked out well
Probably should have taken this pic after i removed most of my tattoos but its fine i guess
crazy frog cars lol
bing bing
saw this mf walking around
kill
mk your thoughts - one of my better runs using the low grips on the r32 (they are hard asf to drift well)
but its still aids to try and get a lot of angle with

the car is the problem imo
shit is awd to begin with
🚮
LMFAO
😅
In this clip I hit a touge drift run down the mountain roads in Vinewood Hills whilst drifting the Elegy Retro Custom a.k.a the Nissan Skyline GTR R32 using the low grip tires. I will say, this was pretty difficult.
GTA 5: Elegy Retro Custom Touge Drift Run | Elegy Retro Custom Drifting | Low Grip Tires
In the clip I hit a touge drift run down the mountain roads in Vinewood Hills whilst drifting the Elegy Retro Custom with the Low Grip Tires equipped. In case you are wondering, I used the low grip tires on any car glitch to put low grips on my Elegy Retro ...
What
It's not
Heh?
you bought it
Wait wat
Yeah you probably own it
No idea why the missile changed trajectory at the end and didn't hit me.
your vehicles motions mid air
rockets will never aim for the front
they will always lock and trace to the rear
Thanks for the explanation dude
if you want, try with a deluxo
it’s the same process except you need to create the maneuver
I use the deluxo sometimes with the dodging techniques involving the missiles passing under it,kinda hard to pull off sometimes
Sometimes the missiles do a U-turn and hit the back
there’s a reason for that
i wish i could explain
but i gotta get back to work
;-;
It's fine lol,have a great day at work
thx for the heli spawn rockstar
Not even 85%
😅
Wait wdym bruh
Tell more
I need more context
I said in #ps4|cayo-perico-lfg chat once "b2b" then someone messaged me "do you need a grabber"
if I did take them as a grabber I would lose my heist
yeah
ikr
same
I don't even know how I'm still typing, that's how funny it is
The difference between money spent and earned for me is almost 150 mil
Yeah but it's weird
you've never been killed
These 2 numbers keep getting farther and farther away from each other
You're going to heaven
But.mm 30%
Ghost ping
Lol
The people in the background (top right) just started punching each other for no reason lmao🤣
Also an NPC who looked just like that, killed a bunch of people then started running 😂
the NPCs in GTA3 are so fucking funny
ew
no no, jet statue, nuclear missile and orbital cannon
oh haha
you
you get them for completing the doomsday heist and using the orbital cannon, my dear waifu
oh alright, thx. I had all these without even knowing it
👍
@severe garnet sus 

Mission failed: the Chernobyl was destroyed
Chernobog*
Or just drive it over the cars
THE WHAT
too soon
Job warp
Could’ve just broomsticked it instead of using 600$ on c4
relatable
My friend and I were goofing off during the peyote plant event.
He turned into that grey dog.
I briefly assumed the form of an eagle, but I crashed into a building and died.
lmfao
It really was hilarious. I died instantly because I couldn't control it.
Yan, I have a question for you.
Go ahead.
I want you to look at this image. What does it make you think of?
completed act II finale
oh
I've been looking at it for 10 minutes straight trying to think about something, no idea.
no idea why this thing leaves bullet holes
?
Please don't
P
Banned focus#1111 (Case #131390) (user notified with a direct message)
welp
why do people orb lol
It's funny
Maybe im too irresistible
What about this, yan?
Or this?
my facility
Wha?
just 1sec before i get blasted to heaven
😭 no
@stable hazel
touch grass
I know 😢
shut up
Why would this happen?
damn daniel
it's called a bug
They’re good but I don’t get an idea of what’s related to them
Let me show you.
This is the structure from the outside.
This is the underground chamber.
Those arches contain their own smaller chambers, each filled with a single tomb.
At the end of the hallway there is a passage that leads into this larger chamber with three statues kneeled in prayer.
The statues contain their own tomb.
There is your relationship, Yan.
:3
Minecraft.
ok and?
Just Minecraft.
.gg / minecraft
What?
brand new minecraft channel just dropped
ngl they look like cock and balls
get your minecraft pictures out the gta channel
Fair point.
or just build better looking shit
I've been working on some things.



in 2 separate locations and went to the safe







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