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he’s shitposting in #gta-vehicles as well
Wait what was it lmfao
unfunny school shooter quiet kid joke
But how do I get shitposter role??
you don’t
Oh I see lmfao
you probably won’t be allowed it
Y
Discord ToS
try apply through modmail
Do I just say "gimme approved shitposter role"
i love dark viper
I hosted a chill JDM vs European cars meet on GTA 5 on PS4 - this will show you my perspective / highlights of the meet, with some cinematic shots added for a better viewing experience. We had a ton of fun, thanks to everyone who came!
GTA 5 - Chill JDM VS Euro Stance Car Meet 🔰 | PS4
I hosted a chill JDM vs Euro stance car meet on GTA 5 online PS4, after the new Los Santos Tuners update - this video will show you my perspective / highlights of the JDM VS Euro car meet with some cinematic shots added for a better viewing experience. Thanks to everyone who came, it was great!...
idk y but looks so cleam
man I love gta
grows tail rapidly
POV: you run cayo with someone who has bonds and cash
W

Some heat was to be expected.
The heat:
got it
W
$900 🤣
Dawg how do you even pass the heist with $2,000
tequila 6 cash
Anyone got a modded rocket voltage
nah bro, #ps4|vehicles-lfg
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This is from her stream on November 26, 2021.
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this heist is so broken 
ongod.
@half bear
One message removed from a suspended account.
i love the download in the corner
yh cool im not blind
and assault shotgun
Who scopes every target
idk i just found it wtf
On ps?
13 mil ppayout holy fuck
pc
That's a modded heist then
Even then, you can't get all 13 million as your loot bag has a limit
Some modder type shit
Oof
Well, on PC that guy would've been headshotted instantly
Mouse 💪
Wow, you just ran a single executable file 👏
I know that mod menu and I know how to activate it
You just run a single .exe file
And you think that somehow makes you cool? Modding GTA is so notoriously easy that a baby could do it
You sound like one of those kids who think they're cool because they're killing people with a mod menu
Quitter.exe better smh @obsidian acorn
at least mine is open source ¯_(ツ)_/¯
sus
how can I send images in here? I have a question on what this car I saw was
!report @hardy hazel
What was the command...
!help
@outer plume it is recommended to read the channel's description, answer to your question is there
Can you not post images containing the names of mod menus?
You better know now
I can tell it's an online cheat since it has "online" options
how ☹️
took a rocket
bruh
fr
not even space is safe from the cannon
rip Jimmy

funi
Lzzz

th other
every nightshark looks like your nightshark
lmao
most generic scheme there is for a nightshark
fr

😵💫
@wooden garnet blame me
😥
my nightshark is black and red
I'll never understand why people put f1 wheels on literally every vehicle.
+white wall tires
this
this also
dollar wheel full chrome
🤢
@junior ivy why do you think i care. Its a game lmao
bruh
I use it on like 5 of em.
😕
why
- 190z Fender work sucks
- Hustler fits the F1
- Weevil+F1 is a build for drag Weevil
- The nightshark with F1 wheels looks good from back( Ofc it looks strange, but looks better Imo)
Yes, but not like that
idk then. Ig people got different tastes
playstation garage
I'm on ps btw
💀
Not as horrible looking as all the others
Idk man but I still wouldn't put f1s on my cars
You didn't look up 😔
close your eyes 😫
if anyone take only cash,i purposely fail the heist then leave
EW
ew
bruh
Doing afk so my bunker is full when i get back from school
laver afk så min bunker er fuld når jeg kommer tilbage fra skole
translated it for ya 👌
Thanks
German?
Ok
ok
Damn nice buttons
Je fais un peu d'afk comme sa mon bunker est rempli quand je reviens de l'école
Translated it for ya 👌
ah oui je comprends 🙂
Franc
e
e
e
Thanks
How much money would I have with afk bunker for 10 hours with all upgrades?

gayple

I like it
at least god damn
Lol big W?
possibly
W
Act 3 is probably the most aids mission I have ever attempted/completed in gta
me who just uses a mod menu: 0_0
U wont get 13m lmao u cant carry everything
ik lmfao
its a modded heist from a youtube vid
lol
You and your team are nice
It's fine
2 v 2..their team was both good tryhard players
that guy dissed his own teammate
he just left
so its 2 v 1

now he mad
i hope this is true
probably not lol
Stop tripping over these nonsense 🤠
i only said i hope this is true
they should do it tho

i think so yeah
Do wat
- Gta online dlc reveal
- E and E reveal
face reveal
Mostly they will do a trailer release for the dlc
yeah i hope so
Like they did doomsday at game awards
they did?
Yos doomsday was first teased at that event
oo thats kinda cool
i hope they will tease atleast something
never heard of that event tho
is it on youtube? @wooden pebble
cuz i just know somethig with dr dre is gonna be in the dlc lol
oh yeah its tuesday
😊

Since dre is there....I think it's very likely we get one of his irl cars

He owns a big cadillac suv

That's a Lincoln navigator
not my pics lmao
thats his car?
Yee
this looks sexy
hello
Hey
hey can anyone give me the files of gta v version 1.0.2372.0
still pissed that the interior looks like shit
My dream is for them to add e46.
I still see possibility to add it as a seperate car, or Benny upgrade on Sentinel or Sentinel Classic and call it Retro or something.
sniped and GL’d out of their Mk2
just for you lad I’m becoming a menace at the lazer
I will still have music turned off
There's always music .... and then content
Music isn't the main theme of the content
This was confused with being a nightclub / tuners type dlc ..... which is not the case
I really wonder where you get this info from

U will see
Cayo perico added 100+ new songs ...so now that's nightclub dlc?
Music and content are always different
no..
“This was confused with being a nightclub/tuners type dlc” where did people say it was going to be a tuner type dlc 
And tez saying oh a mission is taking place inside a nightclub..... nightclub/tuners part 2 dlc confirmed and familiar friends is Tony blah blah blah.....
Tuners dlc had mission inside the doomsday facility...so that's doomsday part 2 now
Literally everywhere on media



more proof of my lack of skill
shit jet aim and flying so low for no reason
I was really betting on that they had just left cayo
poggers
amogus
gumi lzz
Man I need to find a cayo partner and buy planes
lfg moment
I don’t trust it
play with catto
he good teammate
totally did not let the casino guards see him
that’s a baller yacht
ye
I been seeing a lot of pvp on yachts recently in free mode
Ed “study” nob
should I bother buying the hydra if I have the lazer?
Hydra ez take off
Not that worth it imo if u already have lazer unless ur doing the speed glitch
I spawn hangar so lazer is kind of alright
I ain’t too worried about take off because I just pocket jet
Wow
Well if u got the money then sure go for it if u want I just get those for collections
3 million is a fair bit
Also I want to save hangar space for shit like the starling and my lazer
Tandem fail
Lmao I like how the moment he failed you like immediately got out and took out ur rpg
Porsche Mattress Duck
they’re a shit crew
I know
i bodied 3 of their members today
I got ddosed by one
I won’t get in anyway because I don’t have shitty transfer outfits or a modded account
what you mean by that
uh idk I’m pretty shit at the game
I got a kd of 2.07 but that’s about it
Which isn’t even that high
if I do join though there’s no crew killing so
:/
you aren’t seeing the way i’m seeing it
fair enough
imagine they decline you
Reason: kd not high enough
I’m expecting it
whom
lmao that kdr
One death and they leave the lobby lol
if you can’t kill them while they’re in passive, you are garbage lol
bruh
g’s
Why orb someone just because of high KD haha? They could be an anti grifer not everyone with a high KD is a nasty player 😂
I don’t get the point tho lol ?
I would orb as well lol
you should only be orbing friends
You guys must be skilled why not ground fight a high KD much more skill needed than just using aimbot lol

me and care best frens
reactions.
I've gotten told to kill myself over orbing people like that.
Not to mention the instant session leave.
But after you orb you just hide? Like tf the point lol you’re proving nothing that’s why I don’t get why you would orb in the first place if you’re going to grief just grief don’t be a pussy lol
he wants to get a rouse out of them
the point of it is to be “funny”
You obviously are trying to prove a point for orbing a High KD in the first place if you wanted a reaction why not target griefers?
because that's cringe
That’s ur opinion have a good day Tohru..
😋
if you want we can take this to #gta-online
i think i might have some stuff that’ll open your eyes a little
c:
And that is?
i think it’ll work a lot better in dms
Dm me
who needs tires?
I took this photo on September, 17th, 2013 @ 6am as soon as the electronic section opened up for checkout
memories 
@violet ferry
lmao
Here.
Does that say 5:18
I can't even read my own fucking picture
That says 5:18
Indeed
Art and bonds bet
Sheesh
Heartbroken 🥲🥲
That bike can do anything lmao I swear
WHY ARE YOU AWAKE SIR
don’t ask me that
ask that to the guy that said he’d focus on school
and then straight lies to me

okay i go sleep now Kyle
:3
Ugh🥲🥲 people but goodnight broski sleep well
what
Great job
Nice stuff
same!!
Whats the fucken second image about
?
oh my god
and i found the irl lester 💀
not xd, didn't kek
I think I saw that for like 20times
preferencial treatment waa 😡
nawh 😭
OMG NEW DLC LEAKED????????!??!???!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?
😦
😱
🙀
Please like and subscribe and leave my page
bro woke up and chose the pew pew 
lol
modder
lmao
Nice imorgon btw
LoL
if it was a modder, take two would've dmca'd them already
i didnt think they cared
Modders are pansies
fr
regretless,cheating in video games is cringe
i was stuck like this lmao
jetpack
yea
lol
put_litter_in_its_placepack
😭
Sadd


In the years since he and his accomplices knocked over the Union Depository, renowned Los Santos hustler Franklin Clinton has been making moves of his own.
Introducing The Contract, a new GTA Online story coming December 15 — featuring Dr. Dre, new music, and more: http://rsg.ms/2eae2c1
ETA (featuring Snoop Dogg, Busta Rhymes, and Anderson .Pa...
@edgy anchor
nice
Epic
yooooooooo
I guess this confirms that current GTA Online canon happens after story
I see a SSC Tuatara I think
i feel more garage space
Lamar baby
i hope they include the aquatic expansion to the dlc
Yep
Fucking poggers
And Dre + that other guy.
these vehicles looks different to me
Oh, that mansion!
seems like we will visit there for whatever missions that is
Unknown car behind Dre. Maybe a Panamera?
EMP cannon is poggers, Jubilee is weaponized. Not so poggers.
Dewbauchee Champion is Aston Martin Victor (Winner)
Such a badass car
Or a movie business.
De Santa Majestic
Unknown convertible.
Jubilee in the very left?
These cars lookin sexy
that front looks like you know that one kit for the rx7 with a muscle car bumper
There already is a weed business that would be kinda weird
This picture goes hard. Feel free to screenshot.
i think it has to do with his song
the weed icon is everywhere
the edges
the online in green and smoke effects
the song has mentions of weed
Cannabis entrapaneur is in the newswire article
Franklin needs two things: a reliable partner and a big-ticket, high-profile client. With your longtime LS contact — and newly aspiring cannabis entrepreneur — Lamar Davis making the connection, you can be the partner that helps Franklin take the business to the next level.
This isn't in question that's on the newswire
good catch
Newly aspiring cannabis entrapaneur
Which is exciting, because I'm picking up a half baggie tomorrow, so I'll have plenty for the DLC
New business logo?
No
that'd be an awful logo
the quality is terrible and so is the photo
i'd rather have this. and it looks like a fortnite loading screen
@finite light Haha I have that channel muted lol
Dude what if we get to buy a recording studio
i see him staring
damnnnnnnn where is hthis from
As long as n Frank’s group doesn’t say mf in every other word of the sentences it’s good
get good
I guess you 1 of them 🤣 I m maybe bad still ez clap
1 v 1 air port AW later?
Read again nub you just send toxic coment for none reason xD
- I ain t a good sniper never claimed this
yeah, thought so :P
Low iq cancer I see lol well just tipical gta player I guess
I’m pretty bad at sniping as well
I ain t here to see who have biggest dic* lol
For a radio station it could be
It’s not me
I listen to bangers though
You use special rounds shhh
Well for me you guys use bullet proff helmet ewo in ground fight even eating snak for me it s nub, I guess we all have our pov about what is skilled 👍 but Don t get why u alway complain about what other peps do 🤔
knocked my balls off
plen

Oh xD I understand why u guy cry ^^ because I claped 1 of your clone who spawn kill peoples on ground with a jet 🤣
what a good aim 🙂
fr fr
when I have I cried
also your English is shit
This is gunna be a fun thing to use

Especially more if you can counter mk2 with it
some cyberpunk shit
I imagine it’s going to be like shooting a flare speeds
Yeah it is, also didn t know it was forbidden server for non English player 👍 I still speak English and you still understand me while English isn t my native language
Cya tho
ass
who is the woman
whaat
I’m about to get ROCKY with her ahahahahahaha

clap dem cheeks
yessir

🤨
I wonder if I can destroy the oppressor with it
And if it can be shot from inside vehicles
probably just me being dumb but I’m imagining it shooting like a flare gun
Each shot will be 20x the price of the flare gun
I will cry
I ain’t using it anyway
I’m hyped for stun locking people with the stun gun
Cant wait to go ghost, dress as an Ai and stun players
beautiful
think of all the edgy police role plays that are going to happen
Inb4 it doesn't. But it makes them loose all ability to fly and crater.
yeah man the white car nearly rammed you so many times lmao
Yeah my lead wasn’t perfect tho
YOUTUBE NEED HELP WE NEED AT LEAST 15 PEOPLE SO WE CAN MAKE VIDEOS DAILY IF YOU FIND INVITE EM OUR THEME IS PARTYGAMING AND DRAWING FOR FUN AGE REQUIREMENT 17+ (edited)
[22:36]
NEED EU FRIENDS BECAUSE TIME ZONES
party, gaming and drawing lmao what a joke
Nice work, and it's latency's fault that he hit you few times, not any of you!
Latency = Lag
It's sad that we can't wear watches with suits like Franklin there
not really
by adding latency in GTA online with a VPN you used to be able to one-shot people with the heavy sniper and it worked both ways but it didn't make the enemy teleport like an enderman
or you for that matter
lagswitch works differently, idk how exactly but it's not latency
lag switching is super common on console
it’s really stinky
and ugly
people can say their connection is shit but i’ve seen people play it purposely, some even lie about it.
Of course
I even have a recording of lag-switching JET
Literally crashed into the ground and then just teleported up
I feel like lag-switching is just causing desync purposely
shitty connection is favored over good connection
in a game like this at least
W
Come on
If anyone is on Ps4 and is looking to RP hmu. I can start a call with anyone who wants to join
looking for someone to send me some of their gta vehicles so i can make it into a wallpaper
and send me some information on waht you want
You know what's actually funny? He was so busy winning criminal damage with a lead of 10 million dollars that he couldn't bother to kill me, only after the challenge ended he started killing me
CLEAN!
💀
Lmaooo
😭 I have no clips to share cuz I haven't been on in a bit.
Tf lol, did you knocked him out with the c4?
Idk you can also sneak behind him while aiming with the c4
Well, this will be useful
It is usefull but idk if u got to kill the double guards up there so they can't spot you
I always kill them just to be sure
method 2
hollow points.
Or sechs

so sad
wtf was that

another godmode
me when the
i should probably get his missions out of the way


Rarely used emojis
Phew I thought I was getting automuted
It used to be 4+ emojis
glad to see this is still a thing
@swift phoenix
hmm
It’s been a year and it’s still a thing smh
One time I got a bug where a guard somehow heard me knocking over another guard
cuz he screamed
He didn’t.
on night every guard will hear nothing
How are you even playing the game on 10 fps
by listening to Sewerslvt
uh doi
meh
u got a pretty nice time though considering u went to the docks
u stopped at docks first then took the fin back to the drainage tunnel?
might be set for the dlc with this much cash, idk if I wanna play this shitty game any more
other way around, but no 🤽 tunnel
south gate?
that should be more than enough
mhm
for the properties and stuff like that, you just prob wont be able to get the new supercars that are prob gonna go for 2m a piece
not really needed though unless ur a car guy
Nice one bolt
richy rich
is 5;43 good mr speedrunner.
How many people and is it elite or not
2 and elite positive
yea we wasnt speedrunning... ig we sorta was
it was a time i got on a casual b2b sess
Nice time 👍
my avg time is around 6 minutes
Only main docks yeah?
do you have an actual method of going fast or is your runs rng dependant @dry sage
like do you depend on storage rooms holding 2 gold
I have a designated route for my b2b runs for more efficieny
I have first person mode on at all times
Except for the bike part
And me and my partner split up most of the time
ps players more smart than xbox players
Damn.
yk how many times i'd be in the basement doing the hack and the other guy
would just be breathing down my neck
like go get the 2nd keycard dumbass
imagine doing CPH with other people
faster + pays more (elite positive)
i mean if u want to get paid less then go for it
4head moment
forgot how fun the vagner was to drive
He kills for keycard
I rush to office
He hacks, i go to south
Not that I want to get paid less
I just don’t want to rely on other people 
He grabs panther, and the 2 gold in basement
my route is rng dependant, the way i go will usually drop 1st card + gate keys
slight chance it wont
its not that bad
the experience i described will only add like 30 seconds max to your time
bruh i lost my cayo clip
F
ill map out my route hold on
My b2b partner is literally perfect
Nice, you can just describe it to me ill probably understand
My route is simple 
I suppose I'll just stream my way to do cayo 
I gotta set it up again for hard mode anyway
If there’s coco on the airstrip I use the main dock as my starting point then go to the airstrip from there 
if I find guard clothes then I use them because it’s a little less pain in the ass going to the compound
really shitty ignore it
big con huh
heavily
But i like how you go for all of the guards that possibly have the gatekey
the 2 guards at the pool usually drop it
Tru
and if they dont have it, the one near the camera does
but i sorta have an idea of who drops what so if i get bad drops its only like +10 to my time
Tru
very rarely do the guards near the pool have the keys 
the one guarding the staircase has a high chance to drop
Only the pool guards, all the personal bodyguards except for jug, and the one roaming the cam has it
And that’s the best possible spawn I think
Because I enter the compound from the south gate
The chance of getting the keycard for all these guards are equal from my testing
So the guard near the staircase is right ahead
From my testing i mean the time when i play with randoms and had to quick restart a lot of times
ripppp
usually i'd only have to quick restart once (if at all)
but yk... people in this servers lfg are always full of suprises
Randoms from cayo lfg
I had this one dude who kept getting caught by the same camera
The camera by the pool
focus on your work dummy :(
;(
why would he even walk there
8 minutes
oh wow same
and thats with me getting both keycards, gate and doing hack
So more like 9 minutes if im playing with a brainded b
Better to have him wait at the start point while you run through and clear the path
me leaving the heist mid
if it takes over9
Nice
yeah it's too boring of a heist for me to want to spend that long doing it
It was kinda fun doing 0 kill 0 alert run and doing runs killing every guard in the compound but now it feels nothing but routine
yea, its so mono.
Nice
where did the term sechs even come from
It sounds like "sex"
And GTA is satirical at its core
so basically you put a foot up his ass
i see 
sechs < yung sechs
a german friend of mine said that you pronounce it like zex
I think a gta yter made it popular
@severe garnet if you wanna do the compound first, then you can follow this route
the yellow dots are the guard spawns that I can remember rn
Also, I was thinking of looting main dock first 
ight
I’ll try compound then dock
sec
then you can either do this to get the closer coco first and then follow the yellow lines back from the other pic (longer route but more familiar to me personally)
or you could try the more direct approach and keep an eye on the minimap for weird guard spawns
apart from that just make sure you have a full-auto and a long range weapon for the tower and you're good

Yeah thanks, I was having difficulties because that area has 300 guard spawns so..
a lot of guards are in stationary positions, only some are moving
Oh good, I have the sniper loadout 
there's like two sets of double guard spawns on the second coco location
both of them marked on the last purple line
Now, can the jeep make it through the water in this pic
nah

there's a jetty on the other side you'd 100% crash into even if you had enough speed to clear the water
you could just follow the road
and check for other jeep spawns
My rando organization was chasing down this player, I decided to become Nemesis and only hunt him down with the Sasquatch 
tabbed out after finishing Cayo Perico and ruined Pavel's perception of time lol
A lil laggin'
happens a lot. :/
Thats very common for me
-_-
nah
?
nah
If you somehow don’t know, put a metallic primary paint on your car then you can put on a pearlescent
ight thx
Still hoping that the emp launcher just basically kills the engine/flying power of anything it hits.
So I can hit a mk2, and watch them crater with their momentum
ive got nice stats
how do you never die
skill idk
man you must grind pve
i just mind my own stuff
respectable

I respect you’ve made almost 50million and never indulged in PVP
Over a week of playing and never been killed what servers do you play lmao
😦
public session eu servers
Tf I am EU toxic asf
same as me on PlayStation Eu gta servers
wrooong
I ain’t ever noticed because I normally kill people ngl
ADIDNT mean to send that











