gta-media

[steep musk]

I just discovered that flying a plane or helicopter near a ufo makes it stall

[icy axle]

it does

[violet ferry]

Moments before disaster

The fact that the billboard in the back says dude eat dog

[signal spruce]

i found this mf on this server

we look the same and we both have same level

[lusty heart]

Whyyyyyy

[valid cliff]

reminds me of playing darts (though this is actually gtao being glitchy)
Either its two of whoever started the darts game. Or two of some random person in lobby.

[wide musk]

@lethal birch quite literally

Perhaps….

[slow otter]

How many setups are neccesary for cayo perico heist?

[abstract cipher]

At least 5

[tardy stone]

Feeling generous? Support us on https://www.patreon.com/discordgamingnetwork and receive awesome rewards!

Requested by: @lethal birch

[plain fable]

Bruh https://vm.tiktok.com/TTPdYatvoe/ you can go to cayo as an animal

😳

Imma do that as a deer

[dapper gust]

POV you just wanna start an mc

[lethal birch]

inside the UFO

[lean basin]

He got in boys!

[lethal birch]

first you have to get near

[lethal birch]

pov: playing gta 5 all day (8yo game tf)

[tame fractal]

How

Wait, does the blimp not stop?

[lethal birch]

bimb worth now

Personal goal here. "Silver" Securoserv statue, 500 resupply missions done. Special thanks to the weather.

[indigo wigeon]

tf?

[lethal birch]

Rockstar games wants to know your location

[indigo wigeon]

i'm scared

pls rockstar i only job tp'd once or twice

[lethal birch]

they're gonna force you to buy shark cards

and your family will pay in shark cards to ransom you

[tame fractal]

Il pray for you

[lethal birch]

Caught on camera lol

[indigo wigeon]

but srsly why did i get that msg

[tame fractal]

I have heard stories about people getting these messages and then banned the next day

Jk jk

[indigo wigeon]

hmmm

[lethal birch]

lol

[indigo wigeon]

[lethal birch]

lol I can drive them

[lethal birch]

nice mods

[indigo wigeon]

it's called office garage for a reason

[lethal birch]

https://tenor.com/view/kek-bomb-gif-23013778

[lethal birch]

https://tenor.com/view/wachi-wachi-wa-flying-cj-grand-theft-auto-grand-theft-auto-san-andreas-gif-17079703

imma fly

[indigo wigeon]

@dense sand

[lethal birch]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_LkxuxwvO0

[lethal birch]

no, the UFO doesn't stop the blimp
there is no collision detection, so you can fly through the UFO with the blimp

Lazy

Only UFO in the game with an interior is the UFO Michael gets abducted by in his dream

[lethal birch]

cussing is allowed in this server I guess

[lethal birch]

bruh

You really turned that 10 second stop into something

[wooden pebble]

Joshyyyyy

U welped me in that banner contest thingy

Really grateful for your help

[glacial ice]

np problem for welping you

[eternal comet]

The real phantom car:

[wind cedar]

damn! this atmosphere really is creepy

but I dont see ufo

[vivid remnant]

It at night

[lethal birch]

My God what kind of language is that

Ah PC Fix the language of alien we cannot speak

[bold topaz]

i been playing with the ENB mod and its been pretty good, anyone has experience with it?

its a graphics mod btw

[abstract cipher]

[][][][][][] chinese ppl

they always advertising their menu

[wind cedar]

oh so that's what were those boxes in the chat

they get really annoying

[abstract cipher]

every lobby has those 🤷

big* lobby

[wind cedar]

Me and Mini Madrazo lookin at aliens

[severe garnet]

🤳📺

[steel cape]

Stop sending messages

Nvm not here

[lethal birch]

Cool,

[remote laurel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/662774504149483550/791221601185431592/Replay_2020.12.22-22.14_Trim.mp4

[proud portal]

Can't send here either tf

[lethal birch]

XD

[proud portal]

If you go grab a truck and look the axles are blue maybe

Mine are it's mildly annoying

[lethal birch]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEXK5C5mByY

[abstract cipher]

toss c4 at ppl

[half dawn]

I wish i knew how

[abstract cipher]

that glitch everyones doing

become birb do xxxxx at xxxx and then xxx the xxxx and ur set

[lethal birch]

lmao tf

drank too much

swimming inside sand

[lethal birch]

That is better

[abstract cipher]

ah yes casually watch the ufos beam the city

typical gta stuff even an ufo isnt rare

[wind cedar]

yeah I had to take it quick so I just took it with my phone

[deft shell]

Perhaps one of the funniest GTA fail screen ever

[lethal birch]

hm.... missles collide with it but vehicles can fly right through

[abstract cipher]

shouldve seen the ones modders spawn here

hitboxes r so big going near it causes ur car/plane to explode

[lethal birch]

mmm mod free experience on console so good.

But yeah these are the Halloween ones. I wonder why they are like that

Can't tell if it's intentional or lazy r*.

[abstract cipher]

cus it disables any flying vehicles so usually stuff wont collide

but mk1 is a glider it doesnt need an engine in mid air

they prob didnt think of that

[lethal birch]

Scramjet is also another vehicle capable of collision though.

[abstract cipher]

maybe ultralight will work

thing is a glider

glides for like 5km without engine

[storm mica]

yeye💪

[lethal birch]

Starling can also get pretty far without its engine

It needs to be going fast though

[abstract cipher]

yeye 🦾

[lethal birch]

just experienced it

and the clown thingy too

[lethal birch]

:0

[hollow tangle]

:0

[abstract cipher]

;D

owo

[lethal birch]

[vagrant grotto]

:0

[lethal birch]

:0

back to gta vc

[abstract cipher]

:(

[half cairn]

ufo weather in story mode

[lethal birch]

give me your pfp

[icy axle]

E

[lethal birch]

F

[lean basin]

H

[half cairn]

I

[lethal birch]

J

[abstract cipher]

K

[lethal birch]

L

[abstract cipher]

M

[icy axle]

N

[ancient drum]

really?

[icy axle]

you broke the chain 😐

[abstract cipher]

Murd go back to community

[humble harbor]

S

E

[nimble wagon]

smh you all skipped the letter G

[icy axle]

bruh

[lethal birch]

I deletd it

💀

[icy axle]

😭

[lethal birch]

[wooden pebble]

[icy axle]

[lean basin]

[lethal birch]

[oak zodiac]

[lethal birch]

[wooden pebble]

Stop copying my emoji

[lethal birch]

u guys seen the clown dude who tries to kill u?

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[forest tapir]

lmao

[keen ravine]

[icy axle]

LoL

[lethal birch]

[lethal birch]

[icy axle]

lmfaooo

[wooden pebble]

[lethal birch]

muted

lmfao

[icy axle]

what

[dry sage]

Real and legit proof

Based vs cringe

Wtf why noone laughing

[hushed estuary]

Ehehssjejeheheoewo so funny……..

[dry sage]

Thank u thank u

[hushed estuary]

……

[iron idol]

......

[lethal birch]

I spam to many times so I got mute for... Spam 🚮

[abstract cipher]

🇱

[abstract cipher]

Guy took a huge l

[indigo wigeon]

diesellife93:

[surreal fossil]

Lol

[wooden pebble]

cant lauch

welp

[storm mica]

[wooden pebble]

[lethal birch]

Sex with Merryweather

[gloomy surge]

#gta-online

[boreal coral]

#anime-manga

[cyan crag]

@gloomy surge @boreal coral

Idk if its a glitch

But i think it could be something

Like gta 6 map

[gloomy surge]

:OOOOO

GTA 6!!!

LEAKED

Pog

[cyan crag]

Please tell me its not a glitch

[gloomy surge]

in all seriousness

It's most likely not gta 6

but it could be part of the Halloween Event

Who knows

[boreal coral]

El rubio finally bought the island city DLC

[lethal birch]

this game really amazes me sometimes

https://youtu.be/5HXG6zjckmE

[gloomy surge]

hot

[lethal birch]

the damn graphics man

[dusky timber]

[lethal birch]

Lmao

[delicate cipher]

https://youtu.be/W6us4_7Ugwg

[lethal birch]

definitive >>>

[delicate cipher]

Yeah it is better but its got it beat mostly in lighting and effects everything else molders got pretty damn close with what they had to work with

[storm mica]

we carry out a minimalistic amount of tomfoolery

[cursive folio]

I don’t want to self promote much but does anyone wanna join my gta discord

[abstract cipher]

that IS promoting

[wide musk]

@storm mica think you could apply same method to your glider? https://youtu.be/ZFg47soMvFw

[frosty ore]

thats los santos

[olive blade]

some medics came to heal people who had a brawl on the street, then the ambulance ran over some guy

is this normal lmao

[lethal birch]

yes

[olive blade]

I love GTA3 it's so funny

dawn is nice

[lethal birch]

[abstract cipher]

that word

dawn

[lethal birch]

what about it xd

[olive blade]

haha, THAT dawn is also cute

[abstract cipher]

Dawn is a mc from poke

[lethal birch]

:o

[abstract cipher]

:0

[lethal birch]

;o

[storm mica]

deluxo had this invisible wall since idk when
plus its hitbox in the literal rear
real way is to give ultralight a wall 360 around

[olive blade]

I like how people just get into fights with eachother on the street in GTA3 for no reason

don't know if it's by mistake or whatever

[lethal birch]

havent played gta 3 much, but iirc peds would steal vehicles?

[olive blade]

oh yeah, that happened like half an hour ago, I was minding my own business and he stole my car

[abstract cipher]

Cops steal ur car on gta v too

Kinda annoying

[lethal birch]

XD

[olive blade]

I came after him and almost destroyed the car though

he sadly got away

[abstract cipher]

Muggers been stealing Cayo Velums and oppressors

[hushed quartz]

Think they been in the game remember seeing all those in the game. They just made something out of them

[rich mortar]

Nah this dumbass probably clickbaiting

[hushed quartz]

That’s literally darkviper

Arguably the best gta YouTuber

“It’s millions to one”

[rich mortar]

Lmao just like i guessed

It was a clickbait mate

These missions are literally from 2014 when GTA 5 was ported to ps4

[dark basin]

yeah no 1 hour 25 minutes

[rich mortar]

Ikr

[junior ivy]

@whole copper

Lz lz lz

[whole copper]

That’s so mean🙄

[junior ivy]

up global

[whole copper]

Enjoy your subway nerd

[junior ivy]

love you :)

[lethal birch]

hot wheels

[azure geyser]

Target had thr heat today

[lethal birch]

[wooden pebble]

[wooden pebble]

Finger exposed

[azure geyser]

Exposed af

[wooden pebble]

Lol

[frail condor]

cargo is not fun lol

[wooden pebble]

Cayo is fun

U choose to do it the boring way

Drop at night at the airstrip

Kill everyone silently till the compound

[barren sandal]

I've found everything else super freaking interesting when all I did was grind cayo replays.

doomsday, CEO Cargo, apartment heists, my friends and I are still yet to try Air Freight.

It's not even for the money anymore, it's just about trying different things

[dusky timber]

cayo 🚮

[vast locust]

can’t grief cayo though

[brittle tundra]

ye ye

[lethal birch]

I can troll it... I mean bruh who even sells in public sessions nowadays

[brittle tundra]

me me

i like the bonus

[vast locust]

the amount of cargo griefing I do on PS4 proves otherwise

[lethal birch]

you like griefing?

[edgy anchor]

I mean you can't sell cargo in invite only sessions

[vast locust]

yeah

[lethal birch]

nice, I mean I am a cargo grinder but you do what you want

[vast locust]

thanks

[lethal birch]

solo public sessions I mean

[wooden pebble]

[lethal birch]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEXK5C5mByY

[abstract cipher]

y is this sent like 5 times every day

[lethal birch]

I rotate out videos

Not the same one all day lol

[lethal birch]

Weirdo

[vast locust]

Someone obviously got their cargo destroyed lmao

[remote laurel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/662774504149483550/791240451080060928/Replay_2020.12.21-16.39_Trim.mp4

[half dawn]

How it feels

[iron idol]

ZAMN 😡🥰

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[remote laurel]

Meh this made me install GTA v again

[wind cedar]

Bruh I'm targeted by two modders

The level 127 isn't a modder because he's doing cargo

Idk why

Can't they go bother someone else

[abstract cipher]

If they even join invite only lobbies then don’t play the game for a few days chances r they’re tracking u

[wind cedar]

bruh, that's wacked

[acoustic musk]

Rule No. 1 on PC: Never join a populated public session

[acoustic musk]

Just block your ports GTA Online's session ports

You can do that via your firewall

And they won't be able to join, in fact no one is able to join your session then

[dusky timber]

@wooden garnet https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/235457503759040513/904710247875244032/Grand_Theft_Auto_V_2021.11.01_-_00.04.37.33.DVR.webm

[wind cedar]

Bruh the modder is blamming me for the kills

[abstract cipher]

lz

[dusky timber]

that's not a modder, that's a cheating scriptkiddie

[abstract cipher]

same thing

[floral gull]

I can’t send pictures ☠️

[abstract cipher]

L

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[abstract cipher]

that new intro

[mild night]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/707361422379581576/904772555402014760/Grand_Theft_Auto_Trilogy_Expanded__Enhanced_Trailer.mp4

GTA Trilogy in a nutshell

[storm mica]

Lul i saw that

[mild night]

I am excited bout the Battle Royal

[lethal birch]

Lmaoo

The tenpenny and cj coffee

[abstract cipher]

aaaaand muted

xd

[lean basin]

😂

[lethal birch]

https://tenor.com/view/kek-bomb-gif-23013778

[icy axle]

💀

[lean basin]

0:40 - "oh hell noouua"

[lethal birch]

this one better XD

[frail condor]

I doubt anyone would play the first gtas even if they got remastered

[half oracle]

gta VI will relase after the sun dies

[lethal birch]

@scarlet gulch die now

[half oracle]

xd

i mean the sun that looks like the discord white mode

[mild night]

Am back

[icy axle]

john xina 😄

[half oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/obama-barack-spins-gif-13458982

obama sphere

[icy axle]

obama sphere ✊

[wooden pebble]

@lethal birch both dem pics make 0 sense

[icy axle]

💀

[wooden pebble]

[icy axle]

[lethal birch]

[wooden pebble]

If they was tat caught up in the money like ea, don't u think they could have got out 8 games out since 2013

With no improvement

Just copy paste

Change a few stuff and call it a day?

That is what ea sports does

Only if u have dedication and have a standard of design....u will u take time and perfect ur craft🤠

[wooden pebble]

This pic could have made a bit more sense if you had put T2 logo

Boss and dev team are different

U design what ur boss wants

Also

That pic makes no sense cause all them games seperated by time period

The original mene about gta 5 , gta online and Red dead was accurate cause it's in the same time period

[lethal birch]

[lethal birch]

They make

You don't have brain to understand

💀

[void ether]

Who doesn't wanna be Johnny Gat?

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/698737501451452527/904928503286333440/17cde913b728-2e02D0C36599332A309.4C8F9B9C6663B4B8_message_418770319193183_16358215593482.jpg?width=195&height=473

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/698737501451452527/904928503613513738/17cde9168e076-2e02D0C36599332A309.4C8F9B9C6663B4B8_message_418770320799337_16358215656222.jpg?width=541&height=473

"I’m curious if you can keep your cavalier attitude when 2000 volts are running through your body."

"Oh yeah? And I'm curious if you can keep acting like a douche bag when I shove that gavel up your ass."

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/698737501451452527/904928140202233956/17cde917b1069-2e02D0C36599332A309.4C8F9B9C6663B4B8_message_418770322095777_16358215706862.jpg?width=218&height=472

[frail condor]

damn you look very punchable

[void ether]

Try saying that to the real Johnny 💀

[pearl pebble]

https://youtu.be/jNYoi9mYLBQ

[finite light]

I'm not sure why you DM'd me about this, but I suggest trying that spiky hairdo in black w/ blonde highlights.

Oh, and of course - keep your knee away from any bullets.

[lethal birch]

https://medal.tv/clips/70051041/d1337uaNx6f5?invite=cr-MSxwdWEsMjI0MTE3MjIs

[glad osprey]

Armor plate like dis when

[half cairn]

they spawned left next to me

[mild night]

I rock the High Roller with red thermals

[wooden pebble]

Very cool

[lethal birch]

When I got reset I had to use bst because of the lower health at lower levels. Now i just use it when someone else uses it against me

[lethal birch]

Interesting

[pastel stream]

Charge ur android

[remote laurel]

coming back to this back was a bad idea

but i still found 3 low level russians that wanted to play around

[junior ivy]

i swear that’s an alt

[silver patio]

rate the drip

[remote laurel]

stubid

[rare drift]

stubid.jpeg

[remote laurel]

kek

[rare drift]

maney.mp4 😭

[remote laurel]

wdym .mp4 thats cleary a .jiff

[rare drift]

HAHAHAHA ok .jiff

wtf is jiff 😭

you mean gif? 💀

[remote laurel]

no its actually a thing

[rare drift]

Oh

[remote laurel]

i think

idk

[rare drift]

New thing?

LMAOO

[remote laurel]

no idk

[rare drift]

ok maney.jiff 💀

LMAOOOO

sounds bad man

[remote laurel]

jfif

what the fuck is a jfif

[rare drift]

jfif

HAHAHAHAHA

Idek

[rare drift]

um why did lester bot reacted

😭

[remote laurel]

that means you got a higher level

[rare drift]

oh-

[remote laurel]

you can see your levle by typing ! rank

[rare drift]

LMFAO

[remote laurel]

without the space

[rare drift]

Ok which channel do i do that

[pastel stream]

Not an alt

[rare drift]

LMAO

[remote laurel]

any

it auto deletes

[remote laurel]

lmao 10 months without playing this game, i NEEDED to do this to someone

[rare drift]

Ahh alr

[lethal birch]

https://youtu.be/1lmLWRosbk4

[half cairn]

@modest heath i think around here, just search a hill around here

go far away then come back until you hear bird sounds

[modest heath]

and its only at night?

[half cairn]

maybe

i got it at 3am

sometimes you get a bigfoot instead of a bird

if the weather isn't foggy then your good to go

[modest heath]

i dont find it

[mild night]

Peyote plants

?

[tame fractal]

After 1 year, i finally hit rank 120 and bought the minigun

[remote laurel]

How can you take 1 year to get level 120

[tame fractal]

I dindt play gtao everyday back then, gtao is my main game now

[wide musk]

Rocket volt moment

[dusky timber]

just (a) fucking image format

[void ether]

I tried looking in the hairshop before you pinged, I didn't see any spiky hairdos that looked close. But I might've been blind

[finite light]

Not mine.

[vast locust]

sheeesh looking fresh smokester

[finite light]

That's not me.

[vast locust]

damn

smoke man it’s me @finite light roadman

[finite light]

This is.

[vast locust]

beautiful

[wide musk]

Nice

[void ether]

Ooooh yeah thats not bad
Thanks!

[dusky timber]

[remote laurel]

EWWW CASINO heist my worst nightmare

cayo perico my beloved

[vast locust]

what this bozo doing lmao

[left violet]

Getting shreked by the looks of it

[vast locust]

[left violet]

4/10

[silver patio]

2/10

[remote laurel]

how can you be this bad against a 1 hp enemy

[vast locust]

holy shit pc is insane compared to PlayStation

[remote laurel]

i mean pc and playstation pvp doesnt look so different besides PC can do flicks

which i suck doing

[vast locust]

scroll a little and you will see my clip lmao

It’s like right there

Not far

bozo up and atomised himself

[remote laurel]

i legit play just like a controller cuz its easier

[vast locust]

I need to buy thermal helmet

[remote laurel]

i just do some flicks sometimes by luck

[remote laurel]

its good

not so good

but helps u in pvp

[vast locust]

I mean it will be helpful for the jet thermal glitch and on normal sniper

[storm mica]

mf playing in 3rd person

[remote laurel]

LMAO

[vast locust]

@storm mica it’s your main man roadman

You want to see a funny?

[storm mica]

send

[remote laurel]

heh this reminds me a thing i did in the past

[storm mica]

im gonna bet my gta bank account that he was trying to atomizer ewo

[vast locust]

he was it was a level 10 smurf

[remote laurel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/662774504149483550/799827558878674954/Replay_2021.01.15-23.13_Trim.mp4

[vast locust]

But we don’t let that happen in these parts

[vast locust]

clean

bozo down

[remote laurel]

ah yes the gta online 2021 experience

[vast locust]

I might try get a few more clips

It’s hard on PS4 and I have to upload it to YouTube then screen record

[remote laurel]

damn

i mean

[vast locust]

@lethal birch

[remote laurel]

you can download the youtube video in your phone

[vast locust]

you can’t on apple

They changed it

[remote laurel]

ah apple phone

[vast locust]

Yes

[remote laurel]

its been like 7 months since i last played gta

[vast locust]

the Halloween event yesterday was fun

[remote laurel]

oh god the halloween thing

dude

that red car

its so fucking loud

[vast locust]

It was cool though

[remote laurel]

wait what was th event?

i didnt see it

lel

[vast locust]

I mean the UFO’s in the sky on actual Halloween

[remote laurel]

ah that

[junior ivy]

lmao

[vast locust]

Weather was beautiful

[remote laurel]

holy shit

[lethal birch]

holy shit

[remote laurel]

no but fr

this shit is so fucking loud

[vast locust]

did you miss it as well

[vast locust]

lmao at the start of the event I wanted to try out a mates hydra to see if I wanted to buy it and I got absolutely bullied

that car man

[lethal birch]

yea

[vast locust]

tragic news

[lethal birch]

[remote laurel]

feels so good to drive this thing again

legit my fav car

[junior ivy]

thank you

you just gave me an idea for my Emerus

[remote laurel]

eva

1.01

[vast locust]

sheesh

[junior ivy]

why are you showing me this

[remote laurel]

cuzz last time i had negative kd

[junior ivy]

and?

do you honestly think i care about kd

[remote laurel]

lmao nice one

[junior ivy]

no bro

look into my eyes and tell me

[remote laurel]

NO i am not looking into your eyes and telling you

[junior ivy]

.—.

[remote laurel]

aamzeng

[junior ivy]

is there a list of cars that received new liveries?

i’m curious

[remote laurel]

there probably is

[storm mica]

@wooden garnet @lethal birch

[wooden garnet]

sus

[remote laurel]

dude why does this feel so different

since when could this sniper flick

[junior ivy]

i’ve been known this

you can do it with flare too

[vast locust]

since all the nutcases at pvp are here

Do I take explosive rounds off my heavy sniper?

[junior ivy]

up to you

[vast locust]

I mean would you say it’s significantly better than normal sniper?

[junior ivy]

yes but it’s downsides are low ammo count and constant inconvenience of refueling

just save it for jets

use avenger and moc to swap out

[vast locust]

alright can do

[wooden garnet]

If you don't PvP a lot, no

If you do, then yes, remove them at once

Out of sheer lack of respect for boom round users

[vast locust]

I do

I just wonder as then I can get dive bombed by lazer easily

I also am not high enough level for rpg

[remote laurel]

Yes, ammo rounds are not that good specially when you 1v1

[vast locust]

alright just better against vehicles

[remote laurel]

Normally when my enemy is in a Lazer i either call my b11 or my Lazer, other than that, you can't do much other than spam sniper rounds

They deal quite a lot of DMG and you can make a Lazer smoke really fast

[vast locust]

ngl I’m kind of shit in jets

My brain is a little slow

[remote laurel]

There are some yt videos that can help u, specially when you're a controller player

Unlike keyboard players , controller is much easier to fight with

[vast locust]

alright I will look, thanks man

yes controller is easy for driving cars and that

[rare drift]

@vast locust aaaaa

[vast locust]

beautiful

what happened to buying the submarine though

lmao

[rare drift]

hahahaha

tomorroww

[vast locust]

alright have fun tomorrow man

[rare drift]

thank you so much~

[vast locust]

I have barely done anything don’t worry about it

[shell lintel]

Which car is that?

[rare drift]

Cypher

[shell lintel]

Ok ty

[rare drift]

Yw~

[remote laurel]

haha funny punch sound

dude legit took a heavy sniper mk2 shot and just said "this is fine"

oh nvm he dies

[barren sandal]

you got some heart attack bullets

[frail condor]

why are you so shaky lol

[lethal birch]

its hard to hit when shaaky asf

[vocal salmon]

Made the bullet shake too

[lethal birch]

@gleaming reef shake that ass man

[vocal salmon]

😂

[vast locust]

clean or not?

[frail condor]

why would he atomize himself

very confused

[vast locust]

trying to ewo is my guess

Is the quality shit on the video?

[lethal birch]

https://tenor.com/view/gta-flying-parachuting-gta5-gta-v-gif-20822720

[remote laurel]

its been like 7 month since i last played gta i am not used to this kind of aim

i was trying to flick

but this sniper cannot flick

so it just results in shaking

emerus is way faster than i thought

[storm mica]

NOOO that wheelie got ruined

[remote laurel]

poor guy

this thing fast af as well

[storm mica]

average mk2 idots against jets

[weak helm]

sometimes their rockets somehow hit.

[remote laurel]

they cant

they will literally run out of missiles without hitting u

[weak helm]

ik

[snow plover]

Me seeing how good people can fly :( me crashing into something almost every time

[remote laurel]

unless if the missile's AI bugs out and hits u

and these godmode clowns

[weak helm]

but there is a momentum where they can hit if they launch the missile in a perfect time when you were rotating and if u are near them a bit

[remote laurel]

the only way i can think of is by going frontally against the missile

i almost got hit by doing that

it gets really really close to you

[remote laurel]

like this

i got lucky this time

[snow plover]

Wow that last one was really
Close

[tame fractal]

Holy

It looked like it was on your lazer but luckly it wasnt

[lethal birch]

shit

[tame fractal]

I hate the missile lockon sound

It gives me chills

[remote laurel]

i love it lmao

whenver i hear it i know im able to kill someone until they leave

[tame fractal]

I meant when someone else is doing lock on on me

[remote laurel]

"oh, so you've chosen death?"

yeah thats eaxctly what i meant

lol

i do not kill ppl for no reason so i just wait them to do something so im able to full tryhard on them

[tame fractal]

Lol

[iron idol]

Lol

[plain hare]

Lol

[lethal birch]

cayo real life😃

[abstract cipher]

overused pic

[lethal birch]

just for fun tho

[iron idol]

overused pic

[lethal birch]

overused pic

[lethal birch]

overused pic

[junior ivy]

@whole copper damn man you right

this is why no one likes base players

[whole copper]

Fr I hate them

[junior ivy]

his kd went from 9 to 8

in just 3 kills

fuck em

@whole copper

my message to him

[lethal birch]

imagine being weird and ghost pinging @lethal birch

get a grip

[abstract cipher]

llllIIIllIIIll

[junior ivy]

if i got a dollar for every ewo and an extra dollar for every second he delayed his spawn

i would have around $80

[abstract cipher]

at least he aint modding

[junior ivy]

maybe 110

i lost count of his ewo’s

[frail condor]

Who keeps count of ewos lol

[junior ivy]

I do

[abstract cipher]

evidence against him

if he goes lzz crap

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[abstract cipher]

Skill issues

Lzz

Perfect cut

Shoe store dude got u

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[frail condor]

1-0

[whole copper]

@junior ivy 😩

Badsport is easy

[storm mica]

56mb on a 30sec vid
my guy have like 9k bitrate or smth

[junior ivy]

xbox clips in a nutshell

[lethal birch]

[whole copper]

Ez @junior ivy lzz

[junior ivy]

i cry

[whole copper]

You have a kd of 1

I lied

[junior ivy]

😭

[whole copper]

Actually it’s a 0.4 here

[spiral spruce]

Ez ps4 2 man dupe glitch pm for details not patched

[frail condor]

kd ratio of 0.4

[junior ivy]

.72

[whole copper]

How dare you take my mans 🤨

[mild night]

Stab fest!

[storm mica]

le pain

[real saffron]

NICE

[whole copper]

Omg guys a rank 6 made @junior ivy rage quit

[whole copper]

Broke people cars

[storm mica]

skill issues

[frail condor]

😜

[lethal birch]

1-0 cry lzzz

[plain hare]

https://tenor.com/view/fall-chair-neckbeard-leanback-gif-18107687

[lethal birch]

The reason why there wasn't no sound in the first few seconds is cuz I was messaging that one guy who was talking shit

@light osprey

I didn't even do anything and she managed to kill herself LOL

[light osprey]

im deadddd

how she die😂😂😂

@lethal birch did she run into the mtn😂😂

[lethal birch]

Idk but somehow clipping my jet caused her to explode

she was in ghost org too and I wasn't even playing. I was messaging someone

[light osprey]

oh shit that was funny asf💀

[lethal birch]

Peep the 14 - 1 tho

She garb

[light osprey]

yuhhh def

[lethal birch]

ngl it ended like 34 - 15

But that's cuz I refused to ewo when she was using her jet

[lethal birch]

14 vs 1 lmaoo

[gleaming reef]

https://tenor.com/view/roblox-natural-disaster-kevin-gif-gif-20424319

[lethal birch]

😭

[wooden pebble]

REALLLLLLLLLLLLLY BRA

[broken berry]

it did say in under 15 mins

[wooden pebble]

I DIDNT GO OVER 15

[broken berry]

but you were not under 15 mins

that means 14:59 is the latest time to finish

[wooden pebble]

pretty sure, when they coded it in the timer was set to 15.00 and not 14.59

[lethal birch]

but you are not under 15

LMAOO

[broken berry]

im just saying it says under 15 mins not 15

[lethal birch]

How did you get 15 flat

[broken berry]

probably an accident

[lethal birch]

I mean

Was it ur first cayo? Or

[broken berry]

or coincident sorry

[wooden pebble]

yesir.........its not under 15. iam not argurin with tat

but the idea behind it is to do in 15min and not 14.59

[broken berry]

idk man i didnt make the game

[wooden pebble]

[lethal birch]

The challenge is complete it in less than 15 minutes

Not 15 minutes or less

[wooden pebble]

..........

not arguin on the grammer

just the idea when they set the timeer

[lethal birch]

argument going on? @wooden pebble?

but..

[wooden pebble]

grow up

[lethal birch]

ok

[wooden pebble]

[lethal birch]

Huh

[wooden pebble]

Huh

[icy axle]

[lethal birch]

[lethal birch]

yes.. #memes-and-shitposting

i am done with shitpost now. i will do that next time

[wooden garnet]

I hate this game

[atomic plank]

(It's Signal Jammer in italian if you can't translate)
True Pain

Seriously...

[red mist]

This isnt real right

[cobalt notch]

chris pratt is voicing everything
nah, i doubt it is

[lethal birch]

Yes it is real.
Serious answer: no its not real. It's some new meme format going around

Where Chris Pratt would supposedly voice in some upcoming movie or game.

[keen oar]

Can’t wait to do this in 4K

[red mist]

okay

[humble harbor]

dayummm

[tardy oak]

That was cool

[iron idol]

lol nice

[lethal birch]

https://youtu.be/AgaANvoBPAc

[lethal birch]

gruupe sex prep sucksss

[junior ivy]

it’s called

“Desync”

don’t listen to the rocket dude, he’s ass

[lethal birch]

Yeah I looked it up lmao

Supposedly the game thought she crashed into me

[iron idol]

chill

[rich mortar]

Che odio

[iron idol]

same thing happend to me

that loser beat the shit out of me

[prisma island]

I love when it shows me and my friend outside madrazos house my body is laying on the ground just dead looking

[timber scroll]

Currently not logged in pc

69 million

better image

I have no idea

[iron idol]

maybe like ur cash + what u have in your arcade or nightclub

idk exactly

[abstract cipher]

Only killed 106 players those r rookie numbers

[wooden garnet]

that kd ratio tho 😢

hella sus

💪 yeye

[lethal birch]

[wooden garnet]

shutup reese

thats a nono emoji

[junior ivy]

@amber sky

[lethal birch]

[junior ivy]

weapon wheel is disabled while passive mode is enabled
-ForensicThief

[wooden garnet]

sus

[iron idol]

thats a great way to kill them

never thought of that

[wooden pebble]

[vast locust]

is that how to kill people in passive?

[junior ivy]

yes

[vast locust]

wow the meta

[junior ivy]

you can do it any way

any vehicle

[wooden pebble]

It works both ways

Passive guy can kill u the same way

[storm mica]

Use arena war vehicles with that big’o blade in front

[wooden pebble]

[lethal birch]

arena vehicles + atomizer

[lethal birch]

nightshark vs tank

[vast locust]

these mfs need to stop trying to 3v1 me

[silver patio]

more like honkbooster vs modder

spectated by another modder

the guy just picked me up with his car then boom front row seat

[lethal birch]

Normal gta online

[valid cliff]

Honestly surprised it didn't explode

[lethal birch]

Im curious as to how they got there

[valid cliff]

Probably spawned there.
Not sure why the game spawned it there though

I've seen cars spawned in other cars, and just driving around stuff explodes cause it's probably partly in the ground

Just seems to be getting worse too

[lethal birch]

Ive had cars spawned on top of me while im going like 100+

Ive even seen cars float in place after I exited my garage. Like it wasnt driving in air. It was just floating there staying still. Like a good 20-30 ft in the air

[valid cliff]

Sounds about right

[lethal birch]

One of these spawned on top of me while driving and I kid you not, 5-10 feet after that another spawned right in front of me

[valid cliff]

The Era of ramp car soon ™️

[night turtle]

fr. and chillaxe with the mk2. mk1 chads hate you guys

[vast locust]

ok it was mostly ground but alright

[junior ivy]

lol

you have a kd ratio of 1.0

Mk1 is shit bro

[vast locust]

he’s ranting about how good it is in #gta-online

[atomic plank]

basically GPS explained in 2 photos

[lethal birch]

Go ahead take the scenic route, you deserve it

• gets blown up by oppressor or orbital canon *

[night turtle]

you are shit

😐

[junior ivy]

no, you are

[night turtle]

how

mk1s are the best players.

[junior ivy]

nah

[vast locust]

nah I’m the best player

[night turtle]

they can juke homing missiles

[storm mica]

How does using a mk1 have anything to do with it

[junior ivy]

you’ve been watching too much joker for life

[valid cliff]

One of the first things I usually had to do when I play with people. Is to tell them that the GPS is a lie.

[storm mica]

A couple buzzard missiles yeah ok

[vast locust]

jet missiles

[valid cliff]

Take the off ramp when you are going onto a highway, an on ramp if you are going off. In the grand scheme of things it doesn't matter. But the game tries to make you take the "correct way"

[wooden pebble]

In case u don't know, real life GPS works the same way

[valid cliff]

In real life most people also don't go like 120+ mph constantly.

most

[wooden pebble]

[valid cliff]

I like watching videos of people eating shit cause they do stupid things while driving

[vast locust]

lmao

[lethal birch]

he ewo everytime he got shot

God fucking damn lol

[vast locust]

3v1 easy clap

Mainly ground as well

[lethal birch]

lol

[junior ivy]

after i got him out of that jet, yes. he did indeed get violated by me.

[vast locust]

actually a speed runner at ewo

I also need to start playing in 1st person

[somber lotus]

l

[lethal birch]

I did that to someone, and started a pvp that literally took me 4 hours to finish it

[dull cobalt]

do a flip while in 1st person

[lethal birch]

2v1

[dull cobalt]

very cool

[lethal birch]

Holy fuck

[lethal birch]

TRU

[tame fractal]

@lethal birch

Theyre changing tomorrow

[iron idol]

rip I didnt get em

[lethal birch]

That looks cool i think i got it

[vast locust]

I got the mask

[tame fractal]

I got the mask, for some reason and cant get the t shirt

Prob sum bug

[lethal birch]

I never checked but i parcipated in the bussines battle

[vast locust]

I did 4 business battles, event ones all of them, and I never got the T-shirt

I think odds are lower or something

[tame fractal]

You can only get it on one business battle topic

[lethal birch]

Yea xray dark emsive i had that dont know how

[tame fractal]

I think its called event cargo

If it shows up event cargo then thats the business battle for the rewards

[tame fractal]

Roleplay?

[lethal birch]

Is it the one where u have to collect spaceship part from hangar in fort zandcudo

[ripe cave]

Yeah FIVEM

[tame fractal]

Nice

[ripe cave]

Ty ty

[lethal birch]

Ceo cargo?

[tame fractal]

The unkown one is pretty sick

[tame fractal]

Wtf

[iron idol]

wow

rare tattoo

[cyan sky]

my reaction is mental

[iron idol]

it took you a long while

[cyan sky]

Started back in march

Roughly 250 trys

[vale reef]

My car got thrown like an anime character by an oppressor

[valid cliff]

Oh right that's a livery for the Toreador now isn't it

Whelp, time to go debate between that and my current orange creamsicle colored on

Never noticed

🐒 = me I guess

[lethal birch]

I’ve seen this before. How do you get it again?

[cyan sky]

600 resupply missions, do the alien egg resupply, drink as many macbeth shots as it takes whilst rainingthunderstorm or snowing in your nightclub at 1am-4am

[lethal birch]

Jesus Christ

I respect your dedication

[cyan sky]

Open original

Been on it properly since 11th of March this year so

[valid cliff]

Heard that it can also easily glitch

[cyan sky]

Well yeah apparently mod menus can just apply the tattoo but this was done properly

[valid cliff]

No i mean the ufo part can easily just not work

For whatever reason

[cyan sky]

Oh yeah tattoo keeps vanishing, that's a PC thing

[valid cliff]

Ah

But yea congrats

[storm mica]

@frail condor L

[lethal birch]

eddie wtf is your setup

no AR no SMG or shotty

ion have a shotty yet but planning to get an E round for keking