gta-media

[chrome tartan]

You should try that with the ufo

[rapid tree]

is that possible or that ufo disappears when you go closer?

ok

[cerulean mist]

Short cinematic edit of the Jester Classic:
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZM82PUJTj/

[weak helm]

is this a good cayo heist?

[abstract cipher]

B2b nub

[weak helm]

?

im lvl 519

[primal socket]

WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL

that is so goddamn rare

its super good

there is a 50% you are trolling tho so ye

[weak helm]

troll with?

[fluid rain]

Afaik Panther statue shouldnt even be possible to get unless theres a rockstat event

[primal socket]

ye...

[fluid rain]

Last time that happened was about 2 or 3 months ago

[weak helm]

was in may

lol

[junior ivy]

GTA doesn’t have JDM

if it’s not right handed, it’s not JDM

[dusky timber]

jdm mini cooper

[edgy anchor]

They'll make the game look better in better ways then that

[wooden garnet]

hopefully

45 gigs for a single GTA game

imagine

[edgy anchor]

I'd be happy with a file that small

[junior ivy]

I’d be happy if it were you

[wooden garnet]

considering the original trilogy was less than 2 gigs in size

GTA SA only one at 4 gigs

[edgy anchor]

Isn't it basically going to be a new game

[wooden garnet]

technically yeye

[edgy anchor]

Different engine, graphics, targeting, etc

[wooden garnet]

I highly doubt they're gonna change the storyline

or gameplay elements

can't wait to collect 100/100 oysters in 4k60fps

[edgy anchor]

Grand Theft Auto V-style controls and targeting

[wooden garnet]

yeah, that sounds sus to me

[chrome tartan]

Fortnite style EWWW

[junior ivy]

server?

[wooden garnet]

Ghilliemaster's

[junior ivy]

ew nvm

[wooden garnet]

dw it's not all ghillie stans

it's pretty much the eggbox community hub

there's all sorts of weirdos

[bronze jacinth]

my friend found the navy revolver

also pog UFO :>

[lethal birch]

Imma join that server

[bronze jacinth]

bikes

OMG HOW?

THATS INSANE

wow i just watched ur clips and look so cool

u are the bike god

[rapid tree]

thanks

[bronze jacinth]

teach me someday! really

[rapid tree]

ok but Im not that good

[bronze jacinth]

u gotta be joking papaya

wish i could stuntjump like u

imma watch the vid right now

so i can learn something

[wooden pebble]

we were playing summo

suddenly game errored and spawned all of us at the sky

[bronze jacinth]

HAHAHAHA free bungee jumping xD

gta being gta as always

[dusky timber]

[bronze jacinth]

SO COOL 😍
u definitely should share more of those <333

[vast locust]

has car and player so I thought it could go here as well

sharing is caring and all that

[drifting hill]

Well that just happened

[bronze jacinth]

❤️

[rapid tree]

Thank you!!

[bronze jacinth]

UFO days! yay :D

[vast locust]

[drifting hill]

Anyone else seeing aliens come and go at the ufo event

[bronze jacinth]

no.. it disappears

[junior ivy]

out of the 3, there’s 1 bitch here and he reeks

[vast locust]

is it me?

[sudden dock]

What's this UFO stuff? I just recently started playing GTA on PC. Is this something new?

[bronze jacinth]

its an event!

currently appears at paleto bay :>

10 pm to 3 am in game time

[sudden dock]

Oh ok thanks

[bronze jacinth]

u should take a poto too! xD

[dusky timber]

where is the

[vast locust]

I saw a map earlier of different spawns

They reach pretty far

Like all the way across the map

[dusky timber]

man

i joined some vc here and it's literally all children talking about like spoofing and crashing

[dusky timber]

i expected nothing less

[vast locust]

wait shit you’re a mod

My bad for mentioning you

[bronze jacinth]

no aliens :c

real disappointed..

just a mega ufo

[vast locust]

Maybe in the next few days

Do you get anything for seeing it?

Like a T-shirt or something?

[bronze jacinth]

no.. not even a tattoo 🥲

just. a mega. ufo.

[vast locust]

wow

[bronze jacinth]

but still cool anyway

[vast locust]

I’m pretty disappointed

I will go see it though at some point

[dusky timber]

[bronze jacinth]

:D

WAIT WHAT

[vast locust]

Imagine if the beam took you to everyone’s favourite locations

[bronze jacinth]

i just noticed her rank omg

[vast locust]

Cayo perico

Who

[bronze jacinth]

1710??????

[vast locust]

Oh yeah lmao

[dusky timber]

it vanished

[bronze jacinth]

gamer

u are gaming x)

[dusky timber]

[bronze jacinth]

@dusky timber you are big lvl

HAHAHAHAH so cute

i cant sleep so i watch ur live stream :>

omg they didnt even do lvl2 security pass

[dusky timber]

[bronze jacinth]

oh my god

this is painful to watch im sorry

[dusky timber]

i knew what i was signing up for

[wooden garnet]

🅾️leg strem??

[bronze jacinth]

she’s in mega pain now cos of randoms

[wooden garnet]

ono, dot hacks

[bronze jacinth]

never do casino heist with random peeps

omg they didnt even do lvl2 security pass

[wooden garnet]

Action Replay save time 5min, jesus

[vast locust]

cayo is the only heist you can easily do with beginners

[wooden garnet]

I run out of space with my AR clips and I have a save time of 45 secs

[bronze jacinth]

LMAO

[wooden garnet]

ouch

[bronze jacinth]

bruh

are u okie..?

[dusky timber]

i got scammed

[bronze jacinth]

OMG

[wooden garnet]

sed

[bronze jacinth]

respect ur patience..

[wooden garnet]

I just leave those guards to themselves

[dusky timber]

the funniest part is that they sourced lvl 1 cards

[bronze jacinth]

i always R them real quick

[wooden garnet]

wow

bru

why

another S&S

[dusky timber]

off to a good start rn

[wooden garnet]

ah yes

[bronze jacinth]

good luck

[wooden garnet]

we don't need planning boards where we're going

💪

[bronze jacinth]

nvm she dont need luck she just needs good players

who do lvl2 security pass

[bronze jacinth]

eh

[wooden garnet]

mmm

[dusky timber]

off too a good start rn [2]

[bronze jacinth]

bugstars ❤️

[wooden garnet]

wow rebreather wearing treehard 🅾️leg

[timid dune]

Banned hanヅ#8708 (Case #123496) (user notified with a direct message)

[wooden garnet]

[dusky timber]

it's yellow so it doesn't count

[bronze jacinth]

oops

[wooden garnet]

ok accepted

😔

black rebreather is gei

[dusky timber]

the guy seems to know so far

[bronze jacinth]

[wooden garnet]

high level, and knows how to drive

okok

[bronze jacinth]

forever loading fix when

i love this uniform

i thought it was a pizza boy but nvm its not

[wooden garnet]

damn

[dusky timber]

epic

[wooden garnet]

hope the camera range doesn't slightly bug out

dude's body is right on the edge

he wants the daily

mm

or I guess he doesn't

wtf

why is he hacking Baker's office elevator when he saw you go through the laundry?

[dusky timber]

guards dont move

[plush parrot]

I don’t usually wear that

[bronze jacinth]

bruh

[plush parrot]

I love driving

Until I get blown up then everybody in the session pays

[wooden garnet]

camera bugged

[bronze jacinth]

here we go again

[wooden garnet]

typical buggy stars

[bronze jacinth]

bugstars

[plush parrot]

Lol

[wooden garnet]

[dusky timber]

[bronze jacinth]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[plush parrot]

Like this kid killed me I kept killing him and he was like bruh stop

[wooden garnet]

might as well tell him to follow

he looks like he can handle himself

[plush parrot]

And I’m like nah because you shouldn’t have killed me first

[wooden garnet]

he just doesn't know the proper way

[dusky timber]

nah if the guards dont move you cant do that

[wooden garnet]

rusty you said, 🅾️leg?

[bronze jacinth]

wanna watch u do cayo too!

oh my god this game

pain.

[wooden garnet]

Buggy Stars is probably the only heist approach I have the least experience playing

[dusky timber]

!ban 809512629873803284 phishing

[wooden garnet]

I've done Aggro more times than Buggy Stars

[timid dune]

Banned vuqezz#2296 (Case #123498) (user notified with a direct message)

[wooden garnet]

bots

[bronze jacinth]

same. i also did twice just to get the uniform unlocked

[dusky timber]

my hands are cold rn

[bronze jacinth]

too buggy

[dusky timber]

rusty indeed

[bronze jacinth]

hows that considered as rusty

??????????

mi ears.. 🥲

[dusky timber]

[bronze jacinth]

noo </3

[dusky timber]

didnt expect there to be 2 of them

[bronze jacinth]

:(

[dusky timber]

elevator maybe

[bronze jacinth]

:yuisee:

…

[dusky timber]

[bronze jacinth]

hug..?

[dusky timber]

i tried my best and you saw it

[bronze jacinth]

yes i did

feelsbad they couldnt handle the pain

[dusky timber]

@wooden garnet u got a 🌴 maybe?

[bronze jacinth]

[wooden garnet]

I don't think I have one active, no 😔

got preps

[dusky timber]

i think it pulled me into a contract

[wooden garnet]

I'll check rq

gimme a sec

[dusky timber]

FIVE

level 5

[bronze jacinth]

im not ready to see another episode of when does the pain end but sure

[dusky timber]

6 gold dear lord

they rage quit

[bronze jacinth]

[dusky timber]

that other dude invited me again

[bronze jacinth]

please not the bugstars again

[dusky timber]

it is ⭐⭐

[bronze jacinth]

[dusky timber]

maybe it won't this time

[wooden garnet]

mm yes, thanks for telling me where my sub is game

@dusky timber F

not even scope out done

[dusky timber]

[bronze jacinth]

eh?

[dusky timber]

[bronze jacinth]

okay u shouldnt do the bugstars

[dusky timber]

this dude walked in with a gun

[bronze jacinth]

b r u h

[wooden garnet]

@dusky timber I'll set up the 🏖️ if you're sticking around, otherwise I 😴

[bronze jacinth]

why do ppl join this vc just to HELLOYADIYADA

my ears

[dusky timber]

like

[bronze jacinth]

[vast locust]

They are huge fans

[bronze jacinth]

yeh i can tell

[dusky timber]

big rusty with the hack

NO

[bronze jacinth]

uh oh..

WHY?????

[prisma island]

?

[dusky timber]

FUCKING

[prisma island]

What’s happened!

[dusky timber]

[bronze jacinth]

she’s in mega pain now cos of randoms

never do casino heist with random peeps

@prisma island

[prisma island]

F

[bronze jacinth]

this is what happening now

• bugstars

[prisma island]

Anyone else gotten the shit scared out of them by lightning on clear GTA skies?

Or is it just me

[vast locust]

Yes I was in a car meet

[prisma island]

I was legit just flying my MK1 and it happened

[vast locust]

I was looking at someone’s car then I got flashbanged

[prisma island]

I ended up dying by crashing

Cuz I got the life scared out of me

[bronze jacinth]

not even surprised by now

quit quit quit

[wooden garnet]

what in the absolute fuckery

[prisma island]

Welcome to GTA Broken

Where rockstar don’t care lol

[dusky timber]

?

how did he see through this opaque glass

[bronze jacinth]

[dusky timber]

this is grade a bullshit right now

[bronze jacinth]

xray eyes

[dusky timber]

now the pro guy thinks i'm an idiot

[bronze jacinth]

ppl just randomly join to say hello and leave..?

[lethal birch]

[bronze jacinth]

id never do that cus my shy ass cant say nothing

OMG REESE

u dont sleep?!

[lethal birch]

omg ash

[bronze jacinth]

u no sleepy?

[lethal birch]

all nighter

[bronze jacinth]

i tried to fall asleep but couldnt

[lethal birch]

maths assignments

[wooden garnet]

I don't miss this heist, or this game

[bronze jacinth]

real gamer ❤️

[lethal birch]

[dusky timber]

arguably tbf this host guy isn't that good but by far better than average

[storm mica]

Imagine loud

Also

Will u be on in like 7 hours

Me will on yeye

[bronze jacinth]

hope u guys pass the heist this time.. pls

[dusky timber]

i swear

[bronze jacinth]

Lester’s voice gives me anxiety

always :c

ooooo? :D

brah the guards

…

[dusky timber]

the everything

[bronze jacinth]

[dusky timber]

this is starting to get a little bit painful

[bronze jacinth]

it already is painful xDDDDDDDDD

oh not again 🎙️ 💥

omg finally

hope nobody fucks this up

oh? no chopper? :o

[wooden garnet]

ez

[bronze jacinth]

6 mins?

POG

[lethal birch]

yes

[bronze jacinth]

good job!

[storm mica]

[lethal birch]

thank

did it with @dry canyon

[bronze jacinth]

OH MY GOD

[dusky timber]

[bronze jacinth]

THIS IS

NO

THIS IS NOT HAPPENING

[lethal birch]

what

[bronze jacinth]

honey just take a heli

[dusky timber]

hecks nah

[bronze jacinth]

no no im just watching her live stream

[dusky timber]

mine was perfect

[bronze jacinth]

yeah but ur teammates

[lethal birch]

[dusky timber]

it's over

[bronze jacinth]

GG..

YES

finally

[dusky timber]

the host did the thing

[bronze jacinth]

that was pure pain but good job

[dusky timber]

aggro cash huh

why do you think that i'm a she

[bronze jacinth]

oops

[dusky timber]

[bronze jacinth]

whatever. also i have a question

it dont show peeps’ profile?

[dusky timber]

[bronze jacinth]

it shows their nicknames but profiles

awh :<

KILL THEM

[dusky timber]

[bronze jacinth]

hehehe

shaky aim x)

[dusky timber]

yeah i cant aim

[storm mica]

Wow bolt treeharding without me?

[bronze jacinth]

so toxic it made me kms

public sessions

[cunning shoal]

my pb is 5:04

[bronze jacinth]

[dusky timber]

or bust

well

this works i guess

[bronze jacinth]

autoshop contract!

[dusky timber]

i need to get to the baller first

[bronze jacinth]

after this i go sleep

me getting sleepy

its 6 am here im fucked

sessanta

moodyman

what lol

oh no not again 🎙️ 💥

wut

[dusky timber]

what a moron bruh

[bronze jacinth]

the fruit

[lethal birch]

🤣

[bronze jacinth]

no bully :>

i just cant sleep ;-;

[lethal birch]

oh :c

[bronze jacinth]

its oke

took meds a min ago

[dusky timber]

when someone leaves bc they have not ascended to pro strats https://youtu.be/sFPAxmpzP04?t=6

[bronze jacinth]

cayo

[dusky timber]

one guy is lv1

[bronze jacinth]

pls..

mayb theyre frens?

[dusky timber]

yeah i know for a fact that this is not gonna work

[bronze jacinth]

[dusky timber]

but i just like to suffer or smth

[storm mica]

@wooden garnet go first person hood mode idot

[bronze jacinth]

dont tell me u are a masochist..

[storm mica]

And why challenge him away from lsc smh

[bronze jacinth]

Paveeeeel <3

have u ever purchased the sniper crew when u do solo cayo

Viktor voice

just да.

HMMMMM

??????????????????

randoms join to say random shite

fuck me

mega burping on any vcs should be illegal

yep

…

[wooden garnet]

@storm mica fuck this

[bronze jacinth]

this is why im not having kids

👍

bruh :)

[lethal birch]

Lol

[storm mica]

xDD

[bronze jacinth]

squad cayo

[dusky timber]

[bronze jacinth]

what now lmao

THE BEST GAME IN THE WORLD

[dusky timber]

i can sit here for a long time

not sure about u

i'm here just to suffer today

[bronze jacinth]

LMAO

[wooden garnet]

@storm mica this dude tp's at the slightest sign of danger

[bronze jacinth]

lets see how it goes this time

[wooden garnet]

you see the fps drops?

someone's fishy in this lobby

I think I know who

[bronze jacinth]

** i'm here just to suffer today**

[lethal birch]

If anyone needs this...

[timid dune]

Banned RavenOwO#5048 (Case #123517) (user notified with a direct message)

[bronze jacinth]

this gonna gib me nightmare today

[dusky timber]

well

[bronze jacinth]

LMAO

XDDDDDDDDDD

im crying

[dusky timber]

at least this guy is semi "competent"

need to brb

[bronze jacinth]

oke

[bronze jacinth]

???

[dusky timber]

[bronze jacinth]

no aliens >:(

no good game no morr

are we seeing ufo again :yuisee:

[true kettle]

What the

[wooden garnet]

@storm mica L

[bronze jacinth]

yes

ufo night!

[true kettle]

And when I got near it my helicopter broke

[storm mica]

Skill issuee

[bronze jacinth]

yes and it vanishes

[true kettle]

Is it just an event?

[bronze jacinth]

yesu

halloween event

[true kettle]

Bc I herd lightning and then saw that then I went to it and helicopter died

[bronze jacinth]

no tshirt no tattoo nothing just a mega ufo thats it

yes same thing happened 2 me too

it bombed me

[true kettle]

it has to be a modder on gta online no fuxin way

I’m? What?

confuzed

[edgy anchor]

Rockstar put it there lol

[dawn jetty]

not a modder

[true kettle]

oh

I got the hole clip

[bronze jacinth]

its an event

[dusky timber]

rockstar: adds a spook encounter
gta online player: M0DDERZ???//???//

[true kettle]

Where’s the other event

[bronze jacinth]

nothing

[valid cliff]

Yes.
He heard the dirtbike over the truck he was driving. Cause for some reason dirtbikes can be heard (pretty sure even the ATVs cannot be)

[bronze jacinth]

just ufo

so enjoy bratan

[true kettle]

Yea but when the lighting struck and the ufo disappeared I saw a glow in the sky

[wooden garnet]

@storm mica epic first day back on PC

[true kettle]

Time to solve more of the chilliad Mystery

[bronze jacinth]

yeah thats just literally event effect lol

[dusky timber]

heist invite

[valid cliff]

Makes sense cause literally up until now its really only been modders spawning them in.

[dusky timber]

no invite

[storm mica]

LOL

[timid dune]

Banned R1nkaDink#8600 (Case #123519) (user notified with a direct message)

[wooden garnet]

you saw my orb screenshot?

[storm mica]

Ye

[wooden garnet]

I got orbed and crashed in the same lobby

[valid cliff]

F

[storm mica]

If only im home rn

[valid cliff]

PC GTAO is something else

[wooden garnet]

bro I suck so bad at PvP now

[storm mica]

L

[wooden garnet]

it's hilariously pathetic

[timid dune]

Banned Crix 🧛🏽🪐#9047 (Case #123520) (user notified with a direct message)

[dusky timber]

stop clicking on dumb links people

[dusky timber]

meanwhile earlier i wasn't able to hit a dude with a m0dd3rz spawned mk2 who was flying in a straight line

[wooden garnet]

I only wish ruddi didn't get beaned

he would've appreciated this clip 😔

well, at least for anyone who says "ToReADoR Mk2 KiLLeR 💯 💯 ", I got the perfect clip to show them now

[dawn jetty]

toreador is the incompetent player killer

[valid cliff]

Its only a Mk2 killer if the person on the MK2 is an idiot (which is surprisingly common)

[wooden garnet]

that be tru

[valid cliff]

Though mostly just try actually hit them with it, cause funny

[wooden garnet]

shame that I died to it once 😔

I wasn't supposed to

fucked up hard

[dusky timber]

matchmaking

[wooden garnet]

anyway, killed a spam bot on spawn, was pretty cool 💪

[dusky timber]

what if i swim to the airstrip

[wooden garnet]

chad move

💪 yeye

[bronze jacinth]

OMG

think im getting used to this now

[dusky timber]

nvm too far

i'll get to the airstrip on the way out

[bronze jacinth]

[dusky timber]

these mfs will jump off a cliff

and i'm gonna be like

seems to be his first time

[bronze jacinth]

please.

after this i go sleep fr this time

had enough pain for today

[dusky timber]

as if this is gonna get done

[bronze jacinth]

…

[valid cliff]

man swam out of the obvious tunnel entry

[bronze jacinth]

u go carry all of them 😍

[valid cliff]

I have little hope

[bronze jacinth]

hope i dont hear any siren yay me

[wooden garnet]

spoken too soon

[bronze jacinth]

HAAAAAAAAAA

[wooden garnet]

[bronze jacinth]

blyat

[valid cliff]

Honestly surprised they are still going in a way

[bronze jacinth]

u SHOULD have joined a bit earlier

trust me he suffered

[valid cliff]

I bet

[bronze jacinth]

and i cried.

👍

[valid cliff]

Dunno what it's about with randoms with cayo but even paths that usually work correctly start to fail

[dusky timber]

nvm

[bronze jacinth]

hug..?

[dusky timber]

[bronze jacinth]

never do heist with randoms

[wooden garnet]

[bronze jacinth]

honestly nvm sometimes i do the same

just to suffer

[minor solar]

im not banned anymore

[bronze jacinth]

congrats! :>

[minor solar]

yay

[valid cliff]

Oh God. For a moment there I thought the game lagged out

Oh no... they are actually driving across map.

[molten compass]

Yeah that's why I took hours to get people in lfg to do criminal mastermind with me, so far we are doing great. We are at humane labs.

[dusky timber]

they will die

[bronze jacinth]

WHAAAAA

[valid cliff]

Half way there.

[molten compass]

Yup

[bronze jacinth]

i only did loyalty on the doomsday scenario

[valid cliff]

I feel like the worst is going to be with pacific.

[bronze jacinth]

criminal mastermind is a no no to me ;ㅅ;

[molten compass]

My favorite character in this og heist is Trevor, just because he's kinda funny, but the heist isn't really great.

[minor solar]

do it

[bronze jacinth]

toreba fucking killed Johnny

my boy

died.

[molten compass]

Well I care more about Niko then johnny.

[valid cliff]

Someday I want to try criminal mastermind. But the people I play with have went on an indefinite hiatus from gta v

[minor solar]

who took off my rick roll

[molten compass]

Spoilers: you do know that his cousin roman ||died|| and also his girlfriend too.

[bronze jacinth]

…

[molten compass]

What about johnny? Whats so heartbreaking about him?

[valid cliff]

Oh God, why are they at the airfield

[molten compass]

Who?

[valid cliff]

Also with amount of shooting and such, shouldn't they be getting close to running out of ammo

[dusky timber]

these guys are idiots ngl

[minor solar]

yall should listen to this playlist https://music.apple.com/library/playlist/p.eoGxRevcZgx6bMB?editTitle=true

[molten compass]

Ah, now I know.

[valid cliff]

Ah a few of us are in VC watching a Cayo run

[molten compass]

Yeah I recommend that you should tell them what to do

[dusky timber]

the plane will die

[valid cliff]

Talk to HTID about it. They're the one doing it

[dusky timber]

or maybe not

dang

that was intense

[wooden garnet]

no air defences?

dam

[valid cliff]

No they knocked them out

Surprised they knew about it ngl

[molten compass]

Kapitan, You have to destroy the air defenses, JuSt LiKe LaSt TiMe

[wooden garnet]

wowow 🅾️leg, level 1700 and ded, level sub 100 survived, smh smh 😔

[bronze jacinth]

…

[dusky timber]

pavel 🚮

[wooden garnet]

pavel 🚮

[dusky timber]

woaw that zoom effect

[wooden garnet]

timelapse in background

nais

[valid cliff]

I question how you got Bronze... then again they probably did alot of shooting to say the least

[dusky timber]

[molten compass]

Why do you guys think Pavel is trash?

[bronze jacinth]

i dont?

:>

Pavel cutie

[molten compass]

Read their names

[wooden garnet]

I don't have the screenshot saved

🅾️leg will give in a sec

yeye

[vast locust]

not particularly just all the fan boys

[valid cliff]

They have it on a screenshot

[wooden garnet]

we

[vast locust]

hey bolt

[dusky timber]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/662774504149483550/898558323866091560/unknown.png

[wooden garnet]

helo Roadmen

[valid cliff]

Honestly Pavel is meh to me. Better then the two from tuners but honestly that's not hard.

[molten compass]

I guess the people who hates Pavel likes some old man who doesn't call you kapitan and talks a lot and takes a lot of money from you when you rob a casino.

[dusky timber]

completed this award

[vast locust]

bro shut up this is my point about the fanboys

[molten compass]

I was never talking about you boss

[vast locust]

Never said you were

[dusky timber]

pavel takes 2%, lester takes 5%, big deal

[vast locust]

I’m taking the men lover out my name

[molten compass]

Please

[vast locust]

I’m now representing the pavel hate

[trail compass]

Pavel is just cooler

[molten compass]

Yes

[bronze jacinth]

[molten compass]

You agree!!!

Everyone elses just hates him

[vast locust]

Nah he’s clapped

[molten compass]

Lester the nerdy man or Pavel the true kapitan!

[trail compass]

most of gta is stereotypes, but this one works

[valid cliff]

All the people who tell you what to do become white noise to me after like my 10th run of whatever

[molten compass]

That rhymes! Right?

[vast locust]

bro you’re actually so cringe

I think part of me just died inside

[molten compass]

Thank you

I knoa

Know

[bronze jacinth]

[edgy anchor]

Lester is more important to the Protagonist's "story"

[molten compass]

I try my best to cringe for the Pavel haters out there, I guess you deserve it.

[trail compass]

@vast locust is just jealous of pavels love and attention

[edgy anchor]

We wouldn't be where we are if it weren't for Lester

[wooden garnet]

still would take Vincent over either Pavel or Lester

[vast locust]

Also what do you do when you get the police on you?

[wooden garnet]

Pavel preferably

[vast locust]

Can you ring pavel?

[trail compass]

I use my ceo and bribe

Big brain

[dusky timber]

who's your ceo

[vast locust]

12k instead of like 400 ok

[trail compass]

my lovely assistant

[wooden garnet]

[molten compass]

Bruh the cayo perico heist is literally solo, we wouldn't have 10 mill without Pavel. He made us have the sub and helped us a lot.

[dusky timber]

your assistant is your ceo

[trail compass]

yep

[wooden garnet]

network error

ez

💪

[edgy anchor]

And we wouldn't have gotten the Cayo job without Lester

[vast locust]

pyramid scheme

[molten compass]

How??? How???

You could do other missions

[bronze jacinth]

fr arguing over game characters

this is fr happening

[trail compass]

means I never talk to lester

[dusky timber]

i made more robbing the tristan texans than i did robbing the blonde coco lord tbh

[molten compass]

Ok I'll just go

[valid cliff]

Anyone else find it odd that by default the assistant is female... and it costs more for a male?
Just me?

[vast locust]

It’s reasonable as lester is attractive

[edgy anchor]

Lester is who inadvertently built up the Protagonist's reputation
Mini would never have met us if we didn't have the reputation we had for getting shit done

[bronze jacinth]

im out

[wooden garnet]

bet half of those s are from a single week alone 😳

[bronze jacinth]

i love both of pavel and lester

[dusky timber]

[bronze jacinth]

[vast locust]

the woman one annoyed me so I changed it to the male one and he was worse so now I spawn at my auto shop

[trail compass]

I feel like sessanta is worse still

[valid cliff]

I spawn at the sub, mostly cause its like a 30 second run to the heli, also easy to restock snacks

Also map wide fast travel, cause not always do I want to be in the city

[vast locust]

same reason why I spawn at auto shop as it’s mid city, easy snacks and oppressor spawns outside

[trail compass]

watch someone booby trap ur oppressor

[molten compass]

Ok I know there's a fight between Lester and Pavel but we all can agree that moodymann and sessanta are weird right?

[vast locust]

hasn’t happened yet

[edgy anchor]

Mhm

[trail compass]

oh god I wouldve done it so fast lmfao

[edgy anchor]

95 percent of their dialogue makes me want to say "shut the fuck up and clear comms"

[trail compass]

you don't want to hear them having phone sex? pfft

weak

[molten compass]

Yeah I am slowly thinking that the GTA community are also weird

[edgy anchor]

I also found it funny when sessenta had us put the phone on speaker and I just thought
Is this the first time our character has put anyone on speaker

[valid cliff]

Its more the fact that they literally never shut up.
If you are running their "heists" at a good speed the downtime between them talking is basically null

[dusky timber]

why is it okay for kids to have phone sex on xbox live but suddenly when it's other people having naughty talk they're all upset about it

[trail compass]

nah see i loved the bank ones, with low grip calico, it was so painful

[valid cliff]

I'll be half the time past whatever the hell they were even talking about in the first place, cause it doesn't seem like there are dialogue skipping waypoints

[trail compass]

imagine if dialogue skipped when you hit a checkpoint

that would be so much better for tens of missions

[valid cliff]

You mean like most missions?

[trail compass]

honestly it didn't used to be so bad

got much worse as time went on

soon it'll be asmr whilst robbing the fib building

[valid cliff]

iirc the bunker mission for those two makes you wait on their dialogue

[trail compass]

(I literally couldn't think of anywhere we haven't robbed)

I think there is some tbh, it's so dumb

[edgy anchor]

We haven't robbed maze bank in online yet

[valid cliff]

So you just kinda sit there and wait for them to finish their sepal before you can continue.

[trail compass]

true but we have no idea about that place what so ever

not in story or online

[edgy anchor]

Isn't maze bank the target of the final heist in story mode

[trail compass]

no

Union Depository

It's like 200mil take

[valid cliff]

Cause I don't think Rockstar understood how good/quick some of the cars are with the Tuner's update.
Feel like they drove the worst ones and based everything off that.

[trail compass]

lol

Have you tried Calico low grip lowered

160 no problem

[valid cliff]

Sounds about right.

[edgy anchor]

That's all its good for tho

[trail compass]

mind you, you need about an airstrip to turn

not really, calico is decent without those upgrades

[edgy anchor]

I'm talking about the calico with low grips combined with lowered stance

[trail compass]

right

drifting too

[lethal birch]

https://youtu.be/0CXiyp2s2KA

https://youtu.be/B05R66h3P0o

[bronze jacinth]

heyy.. this is gta media chnl @lethal birch

[lethal birch]

where do i post

[bronze jacinth]

mankes no gta..

[lethal birch]

:)

[bronze jacinth]

go to #archive_media or #memes-and-shitposting

👍

[true dust]

do i buy gta on steam or epic

[lethal birch]

epic

[bronze jacinth]

ye buy on epic steam ui ugli

[lethal birch]

XD

free good

[dry sage]

Wherr gta topic

[valid cliff]

Buy on epic, support monopolizing games to a launcher.

[frail condor]

Fuck epic

worst game launcher of the century

Even worse than origin

[wind cedar]

Ayo! Rockstar shared this on their Instagram story. Is this a sign of an alien invasion in gta online?

👀

[lethal birch]

#gta-news

[wind cedar]

Oooh sorry

[lethal birch]

You didn't know about evert?

[wind cedar]

I thought I could post it here

[wind cedar]

nope...

[lethal birch]

Np,just see #gta-news

[wind cedar]

Playing GTA online and not knowing any latest news

😅

[lethal birch]

Gta 5 mobile 🚮

[elder nacelle]

bro that finna be ass

[frail condor]

lmao they didn't even try

[half cairn]

realistic download

[wooden garnet]

@storm mica sus

[storm mica]

F

[lethal birch]

its an ufo that appears at 10 pm

and yeah you cant shoot it down with anything

even orbital canon

[tepid atlas]

omg 😭

[wooden garnet]

@storm mica

it happens from time to time

[storm mica]

WHAT
That doesnt make sense

[tepid atlas]

oh thats just rockstar, nothing crazy

[wooden garnet]

nah bro it happens sometimes

when upside down without wings

missile explodes into bike

@storm mica such sad

[storm mica]

first time?

[wooden garnet]

ah yes, and my game crashed

[storm mica]

Imma upload clip tomorrow (for me ) yeye

[wooden garnet]

I just spawned into the session too

sad

[storm mica]

Might make a compilation

Put “it’s a hard knock life” over all the hitmarkers

[valid cliff]

I question how the first shot even hit. But F

[wooden garnet]

same same

I forgot how to play this game

@lethal birch

[valid cliff]

Seems about right

[lethal birch]

[wooden garnet]

@lethal birch boring lobby

can you join one and see?

my ISP will probably connect me to chinaman lobbies @lethal birch

[abstract cipher]

mods

[valid cliff]

Uh... Isn't this the same lady?

[frail condor]

just her twin

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[gritty valley]

guys

which car should i get

[lethal birch]

idk

[half rune]

lol

[tame fractal]

@brave quiver

It switched locations

So heres the picture in case someones wondering why its gone

Not sure if its true, i havent tried going to that location but it should be true

[subtle vine]

@wooden garnet

[icy axle]

bruh

[subtle vine]

This livery is full of random spats of paint that make a lot of the options look like actual diarrhea

[frail condor]

looks good lol

better than 95% of the builds some people post here

[golden harness]

@novel cosmos Only users with an XP level of 5 or above can send links or attachments.

[wanton jacinth]

@ember shadow

@copper tulip

[ember shadow]

No?

You missed

I mean you hit

And got me half but didn't kill

[sinful canyon]

Eyy

[lethal birch]

okay gta fans being optimistic

[lethal birch]

idk

[lethal birch]

yea idk indeed we know nothing these rockstar employees are not to be trusted

[fresh valley]

just a normal day in los santos

[lethal birch]

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[iron idol]

lmao wtf

[tight plume]

Totally not modded aa trailer 😃👍

[dusky timber]

"modded"

kinda surprising how you're on xbox

[tight plume]

I was never here

[dusky timber]

okay

[bronze jacinth]

too late

[tight plume]

U never saw me

[bronze jacinth]

yes i did. goodbye.

[tight plume]

?

[bronze jacinth]

…

[tight plume]

What did I do

[bronze jacinth]

nothing

[tight plume]

Why tf did u act like something bad was gonna happen

[bronze jacinth]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[tight plume]

?

[bronze jacinth]

bruh i was jk 💀

[tight plume]

I thought u we’re gonna ban me lol 🙃

[dusky timber]

mine looks better (as in, worse)

[tight plume]

Lol

[bronze jacinth]

i’m not even a mod

[dusky timber]

[tight plume]

@bronze jacinth I had one with the same wheels as that then I got the one I have now

[bronze jacinth]

?

[dusky timber]

no originality

no style

[tight plume]

? I got style

[dusky timber]

no, you got someone else's style because all your (not your specifically but your as in the platform as a whole) cars look the same

[timid dune]

Banned juaan.mdzz#5269 (Case #123567) (user notified with a direct message)

[tight plume]

Uh no they don’t

I have a car that’s super rare

And a few others as well

The aa trailer is my friends we do b2b trading

[lethal birch]

white as a snow huh?

[dusky timber]

no but look if you say super rare then it means you just duped it from someone which means they're not unique

[tight plume]

I didn’t dupe it tho

[lethal birch]

white mate is ew

white metallic yes

[dusky timber]

but let me ask you smth

[lethal birch]

favorite color for cars is black and white

when it comes to black classic is better than metallic

[dusky timber]

if you made this car yourself without duping it from anyone, do you legit think that this looks good and/or funny

[tight plume]

That’s not the car I was showing it bc u showed ur white cars

[dusky timber]

it's just regular lsc white

i mean i could apply pure white to them but i dont care that much

[tight plume]

But the wheels are modded

[lethal birch]

[dusky timber]

when i post any of these atrocities, i know for a fact that they're customized in a unique way which makes them original content

but are you able to say the same about your cars

[lethal birch]

okayyy

[tight plume]

Yep I sure am 😁

[lethal birch]

me yes come see my office garage is beat your ass

[dusky timber]

okay then good

[tight plume]

Oh my friend has a galaxy tank it doesn’t look exactly like that tho

[lethal birch]

[timid dune]

Banned Beerus Main#2677 (Case #123568) (user notified with a direct message)

[junior ivy]

doesn’t everyone?

[tight plume]

Ye

[junior ivy]

i’m not saying that as a good thing but okay

[lethal birch]

The ufo made this and it looks terrifying lmao

[lethal birch]

same person

[wanton dome]

Lol

[lethal birch]

only difference is juan has a beard

[wanton dome]

Their skin tones aren't even the same. Accents are different. Noses are different. Foreheads are different. Moles are missing.

[wooden pebble]

U literally have the actor who played el Rubio online

They are 2 different people

[lethal birch]

just found vigilante irl

Lol

[storm mica]

@wooden garnet imagine dogwah'a nob

[storm mica]

R* clearly knows how to make good reflections but decided not to

(not) epic hitmarkers

[thin robin]

Still learning, please don't hate me

[storm mica]

@lethal birch sus

[lethal birch]

woah woah, what was that emote you did 😳

[storm mica]

nothing :trollface:

[barren sandal]

saw in a reddit post so I tried it out
I managed to hit my friend when I dropped it

[cunning shoal]

nice

238,000,000 less goooo

[stoic basalt]

Bruh

How

[cunning shoal]

cayo

[wanton jacinth]

Proof for yall

[stoic basalt]

Oh

[cunning shoal]

good old fried el rubio

[stoic basalt]

Bruh

[dark basin]

Only way I can think of is selling modded cars

[stable summit]

sorry good sir where’s your level and the rest of the stuff you listed

[storm mica]

rank 48

[wanton jacinth]

What else

[stable summit]

let’s see your character selection screen as well

because that’s probably how you got so much cash

[wanton jacinth]

ok I'll show u

[stable summit]

used a main character to get mega rich and then banked it all