gta-media

[heady cairn]

haha

[hallow depot]

da hek

[idle galleon]

👀

[peak stirrup]

Yo

[plucky estuary]

where do i find this

[vast locust]

social club website

[plucky estuary]

ooo ok

[static locust]

https://youtu.be/E6w1orYM5Uw

What 0 pussy does to a mf

[left skiff]

ef

[light void]

bruh

[left skiff]

hi

[wooden garnet]

sounds like skill issue

💪

[short trail]

RIP to his GPU

[wooden garnet]

@oblique nest @storm mica met the idot gang

[storm mica]

idot gang

[wooden garnet]

yeye

💪

[wooden pebble]

@wooden garnet

[lethal birch]

who :0

[wooden garnet]

[vast locust]

beautiful

[lethal birch]

@wooden garnet btw do you have msaa turned on?

[wooden garnet]

yeye

MSAA on x2 with Nvidia TCSS

[lethal birch]

:0 nice

[wooden garnet]

can't go higher or pc

[icy axle]

i cant even go 2x 😔

[worthy cove]

no

[vast locust]

ew

[worthy cove]

modded outfits just arent cool

[delicate cipher]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

Guess it's just diff opinions

It is what it is

[worthy cove]

i can make a wayyyy more tryhard fit in not even 2 minutes

with a modded fit ur just asking to be made fun of

[vast locust]

chad valet outfit

[worthy cove]

lol

[worthy cove]

he look like his name justin

[vast locust]

LMAO

[worthy cove]

ur moms hot

dabs

[delicate cipher]

Best purchase of 2021

[twin saffron]

Nope

[earnest obsidian]

That’s cool but do you got the matching helicopter

[wise mica]

This is just gold

[tardy stone]

Shitposting is only allowed in #memes-and-shitposting.

Shitposting is a failure to make a constructive post, posting memes, trolling, or other forms of degrading the chat quality.

This is up to the moderator's discretion. https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Shit Posting

Requested by: @wise mica

[dawn jetty]

<@&887754476440657970>

[wise mica]

I don't think that was needed

It's just a dumb meme

[dawn jetty]

i don't see the comedy

[wise mica]

Dumb memes = unfunny memes

[quiet breach]

could i possibly get feedback on a song?? IT MEANS A LOT!!

[gleaming grotto]

Stop asking

[gleaming grotto]

@celest needle Is it against the rules to constantly repeat a phrase?

[vestal cipher]

I jumped while going into ammunition

[steep ermine]

Hello guys

[vestal cipher]

I have achieved the most glitched cayo perico to ever exist

Target outside of compound

it’s saying to enter

Target not even in the glass case

The panther cage is fucking open

[lean basin]

Someone messed it up for you & it seems completely

[iron idol]

LMAO

[abstract cipher]

el rubio get better stuff

[coarse star]

Fuck you godmode pussies

For those that use the off radar godmode glitch you need to get a life

[dawn jetty]

LZZZZZ

nicer players ain't gonna fix your anger issues

[coarse star]

Bruh godmode users are pussies

If you wanna be godmode go play fucking director mode

Don’t come into a public session and grief in godmode

Can’t fucking stand godmode users

I’ve booted 17 people offline tonight for using godmode

[dawn jetty]

leave the game if you have such a problem with it

[dawn jetty]

and yet you still broke your controller

[coarse star]

It was already broken I broke it even more

[static locust]

Bruh

[coarse star]

What’s the point of using godmode anyway

It makes you look like a pussy

To scared your kd will drop

[dawn jetty]

L

[coarse star]

So you use godmode

[dawn jetty]

use this handy tutorial next time you see a godmode player

[coarse star]

There is no need for people to use godmode

[dawn jetty]

there is no need to get so angry about people using godmode

[coarse star]

Clearly is

It ruins the game

[frail condor]

hahaha L

[dawn jetty]

+15 social credit points

you are probably fucking tired of hearing that from everyone

[coarse star]

Hearing what

[dawn jetty]

see above

[coarse star]

What L

[dawn jetty]

i wasn't talking to you

[plain dagger]

there’s no need to try and fight a godmode 💀 just leave the session

[unreal compass]

unless they use it to not get killed

and they dont grief

with it

[junior ivy]

that just means you entirely suck at the game

[unreal compass]

what ☠️

if they just mind they business

[frail condor]

people with skill issues often use godmode

[dark basin]

Oh my fuck

I've hit my controller a ton of times but never damaged like this

What the fuck did you do to that poor controller

[acoustic musk]

Exactly what the godmode abusers wanted him to do

[abstract cipher]

don’t let the bad guys win by doing what they wanted u to do

Never before have I been that mad cus of modders being pansies

[acoustic musk]

Meanwhile on PC

[dark basin]

I've only been mad when I get 1 shotted in sniper deathmatches when I can't find anyone to 1v1

Rockstar hasn't fixed laggy shots in deathmatches

[abstract cipher]

Lag switchers exist

[dark basin]

Bruh

I know

[acoustic musk]

You can thank their ancient Peer-to-peer network from GTAIV days lol

[dark basin]

They fixed it in freemode but not deathmatches

[abstract cipher]

Don’t expect much from Cockstar

Games toxic broken and infuriating

[acoustic musk]

RDO got the same treatment

And people actually expect GTA VI having improved multiplayer

[abstract cipher]

Just play meinkraft

[dark basin]

Buld

[floral cape]

free mode cayo perico dont worry

[icy axle]

LoL

[floral cape]

Love you too

[icy axle]

what

[pastel umbra]

perfect

[icy axle]

what

[abstract cipher]

gta heist with randoms in a nutshell

[icy axle]

lmaoo

[lethal birch]

u can also plug out internet for a second

and it kicks everyone in your lobby

[tardy stone]

We neither condone nor punish the use of online mods or glitches, unless it's impacting our users in a negative way.

That being said, detailed discussions on how to do or find glitches and online mods are not allowed. This includes mentioning mod menus by name.

For more information, see Section 8 & 9 of the Rules of Conduct: https://discordapp.com/terms

Requested by: @abstract cipher

[humble harbor]

lmao

[valid bone]

How do you get that heist

[lethal birch]

which heist?

[dry sage]

Which one

[valid bone]

Cayo

[lethal birch]

buy a kosatka

[valid bone]

Thanks

[lethal birch]

you're welcome ;D

[hallow tendon]

Smart

[icy axle]

😏

[rich hollow]

Fuck

[icy axle]

bruh what

[meager path]

5 years ago today, on October 4th, 2016, the Bikers update was released for GTA Online

[icy axle]

jesus christ, feels like yesterday 🥺 😔

[shy oar]

5 years since they should have added a motorcycle with a side car

[icy axle]

[iron idol]

[burnt cargo]

That gives me Road Rash flashbacks.

[junior ivy]

i cannot with these people

[icy axle]

💀

that's sad

[junior ivy]

there was a guy trying to get into god mode

but he failed and ewo’d

after that i spawn trapped him

[icy axle]

💀💀

[wise harness]

If they use god mode and don’t fuck with anyone idfc

[dusky timber]

man got destroyed by constructive criticism

[full bramble]

Warning the second image may cause eye sore

[frail condor]

1-3 go cry loser

[icy axle]

wtf is happening on #2

[full bramble]

Idk, i was bored

[icy axle]

lmfao

[full bramble]

im running on 2 hours of sleep

leave me alone

[icy axle]

😳

[frail condor]

Do you genuinely unironically think so

you're insane

idk

you figure that out

sad

[finite ginkgo]

oh no

[void ether]

Welcome to Los Santos, 47.

[icy axle]

is that the guy from hitman? 🙀

[void ether]

Yes

Agent 47

[icy axle]

sheeesh looks good

[short trail]

man i love breaking bad and hitman so much i wish bald people were real

[icy axle]

💀

[short trail]

i forgor 💀

[void ether]

The only time I have seen a bald man in the wild is at a school or some government facitility

Never see any bald people at the store, park, nothin

[short trail]

because they are robots

designed to imitate people

[lethal birch]

[icy axle]

i forgor💀

[iron idol]

i forgor too💀

[lethal birch]

i forgor 💀

[lethal birch]

[craggy kernel]

My uncle is bald... but he's not allowed to see me ever since we played naked and afraid irl

[astral badge]

You really made that character look legit

[silver saffron]

My cmm2 still incompleted and stucked at 28/29. I was playing with real nice german playa and we did good all acts but i didnt had enough free time and he left. I know its my fault and he has all rights to blame me cuz he waited me too long

Still better love story than twilight i guess

[hoary drift]

someone make a Hank Schrader character rn

[short trail]

gomie my cock itches -hank schrader 2010

[dawn jetty]

!rule 10 @lethal birch

[tardy stone]

GTA Online Discord - Rule 10

Advertising, begging and trading are prohibited. Exceptions apply to trading of strictly in-game GTA content or services (e.g., "Help me sell crates and I will help you with your heists").

For

@glossy drift

Requested By

@dawn jetty

[lethal birch]

Im not trying to sell anything

Nvm

[lethal birch]

1-0 lzzzzzzzz

[rose notch]

West beach

Kosataka

[hallow tendon]

Just kosatka

[tough walrus]

[dawn jetty]

such an intimidating turtleneck

[lyric sable]

Lmao. Apparently Xbox Clips straight up remove in-game music

So my clip is awkward af

[tough walrus]

[dawn jetty]

not xbox, GTA does that

[tough walrus]

Does anyone get the meme

[lyric sable]

Fr? I thought that was on Xbox's part lmao

That's dumb as hell

[dawn jetty]

xbox has no ability to remove music, it has to be done on GTA's end

[lyric sable]

Makes sense yeah. Kinda dumb though

I love this music, I'm gonna make a clip of it. R* proceeds to literally remove the entire song so I'm just dancing to nothing

[vestal cipher]

Your intimidation ended their life completely

[acoustic musk]

or

[abstract cipher]

Or 🚀 then and then 📱 1️⃣ - 0️⃣ L 💤

[junior ivy]

hug him

[tough walrus]

bruh what does Lzzzz mean

.

[acoustic musk]

"Loser" I assume

[quasi ermine]

@safe basin

L

[fickle summit]

L

[safe basin]

U killed me like 3 times

[fickle summit]

L

[quasi ermine]

incorrect

[fickle summit]

L

[safe basin]

Let me drop the snipes I got on u

[quasi ermine]

lowered ur kd by .05 bro

[quasi ermine]

u got 1 shot

[safe basin]

Imagine only having 1.9 million

Go do cargo runs

[quasi ermine]

i have like 7 mil now

relax urself buddy

[safe basin]

Ok? I got over 75 million

[junior ivy]

i gave you a cayo too

[safe basin]

Relax ur self

[quasi ermine]

much appreciated

[quasi ermine]

don’t care

[junior ivy]

want another one?

this dude’s not worth the mute man

[quasi ermine]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[safe basin]

U beg for cayos😂

[quasi ermine]

didnt beg one bit 😂

[safe basin]

Don’t ever talk to me about money

[quasi ermine]

where’s ur proof

[junior ivy]

No, he’s my child.

[quasi ermine]

this guy is a joke

it’s actually funny

[edgy anchor]

clown to clown communication

[safe basin]

Don’t ever mention money😂

[junior ivy]

don’t argue here

i’m only looking out for you :(

he’s not worth it

[quasi ermine]

u don’t know the context

i’m gonna stop now

[edgy anchor]

From where I'm standing it looks like two Xbox bozos arguing about a PvP engagement they had

[quasi ermine]

you’re on xbox too bro

[edgy anchor]

No shit

[quasi ermine]

and he was bragging about his one snipe he got on me

[junior ivy]

please stop :(

[quasi ermine]

ok

[junior ivy]

The last one was from 2 weeks ago, I don’t SS every piece of business i destroy. I’m not that sad

[fickle summit]

I knew he was a scammer

I called him out instantly when he asked about epic

[visual gazelle]

yea lol

[fickle summit]

He then pmed me wtchu mean

[visual gazelle]

knai

[fickle summit]

XD he not slick

[visual gazelle]

lmao

[gleaming grotto]

You should definitely let him login to your account

[visual gazelle]

yea he seems like a nice guy

only borrow

he give it bakc

[gleaming grotto]

Exactly

Totally not a scam or anything

[fickle summit]

[void ether]

Thank you.

[molten compass]

I wonder if I look like James Bond? (Daniel Graig)

[edgy anchor]

You're obviously connected to the internet

[molten compass]

Are you talking to me?

[edgy anchor]

Yes

[molten compass]

No I meant like how good is it?

[molten compass]

On a scale from 1 - 10, how good is it?

[acoustic musk]

Oh wtf

I was just responding to him

[visual gazelle]

lol

were u gonna give yo acc to him?

[acoustic musk]

Of course not

[visual gazelle]

heh

[acoustic musk]

Even when manages to get someone to do it he won't be able to play FiveM

[visual gazelle]

oh lol

isnt fivem where u download mods from?

[acoustic musk]

FiveM is a thirdparty GTA V multiplayer

[visual gazelle]

oooooo

[ripe cave]

Just so happens I’m on there rn

Currently roleplaying as a weazel news reporter

[acoustic musk]

Yeah all the other interesting gamemodes are drowned by the giant ocean that is RP

[ripe cave]

GTA RP for the win

[wooden shell]

Uhh lol

[molten compass]

@wooden shell I guess you were right, sorry

About the panther statue

[wooden shell]

you should have believed the level 25 over the level 2 but no worries

[molten compass]

I didn't know he was level 2

I am level 25

[wooden shell]

its fine 😉

[molten compass]

I will give you an advice on all my time doing replay glitch, don't do it too much

[wooden shell]

i dont. and i clear my cache pretty often anyways

[molten compass]

I did it so much I got into bad sport for 3 days, then a week.

[wooden shell]

never been in badsport

[molten compass]

Wow

How

[wooden shell]

l1+tr as the game starts

when sirens flash

[molten compass]

How good is my James bond character from 1 - 10?

[wooden shell]

10

[molten compass]

I know that clears your cache

[molten compass]

Thank you! ❤️

[wooden shell]

it looks just like him

[molten compass]

It kinda does, it's just that GTA online character creation makes it worst

And in the background is the James bond car

[wooden shell]

yeah its instantly recognizable

[molten compass]

Ok

[junior ivy]

@quasi ermine

I need to configure this controller

cuz RT and LB don’t wanna work together

[quasi ermine]

lol

i had both of them on 10 i think

[junior ivy]

he should’ve just taken the L

[quasi ermine]

i saw that

[dark basin]

Yo blaze u got any pvp clips

[quasi ermine]

probably

[dark basin]

Can u show some good ones I'm bored af

[quasi ermine]

in a bit i’m busy rn

[dark basin]

ok

[junior ivy]

busy with me

[junior ivy]

If you know, you know. ^

[dark basin]

Lmao wtf

[junior ivy]

the joke is anyone that makes a faggio joke is unfunny

[dark basin]

Guess I don't know

Yeah I just never seen someone driving a faggio other than gctf in years

[junior ivy]

and this is the solution to those that make that joke

[dark basin]

LMAO

[twin prawn]

not yours? i saw this somewhere else

[quasi ermine]

sum aircraft shots

[dark basin]

Very nice

Especially the last one

[quasi ermine]

mostly luck i’d say

[dark basin]

Still pretty good

[quasi ermine]

[frail condor]

quickswapping on console

[dark basin]

?

It's on all platforms

Just on pc you can have a macro

[frail condor]

macro quickswapping is disgusting

[dark basin]

It looks cool to me

[rain falcon]

who shot first

[quasi ermine]

lol

how are ur frames so good on console

[rain falcon]

im on pc

[quasi ermine]

oh

[rain falcon]

i play with a controller

[quasi ermine]

i see

[dark basin]

Real 60fps console gta

Very real

[quasi ermine]

[rain falcon]

its han vs greedo all over again

[junior ivy]

it’s impossible for me to do it on my controller

cuz it comes with magnets

my triggers aren’t haired

So i’ll hit the swap

but it won’t fire

i could do it easily if i used the paddles that came with my controller

but i don’t want to

[lethal birch]

Dude I wish more of my friends played GTA V, I'm the only one who got it for free in Epic/cares about the game :(

[dry sage]

Big Con
Gruppe Sechs
only has Ceramic Pistol and Micro SMG most likely
semi duggan-d heist
still trips the alarm
big bren galaxy moment

God damnit wrong reply

[dark basin]

Lmao

[junior ivy]

my controller is one of the few reasons i struggle to do basic shit

[dry sage]

Switch to kbm big bren

[frail condor]

can you change binds on controller

[dark basin]

Yes

[junior ivy]

yeah, you can add too with an Elite

example

[dry sage]

Hand and voice reveal 😳

[junior ivy]

Greendivo did it

so I had to

[dark basin]

I didn't reveal the hand though

[junior ivy]

yeah

hand reveal

rn

[dark basin]

/

[dry sage]

I wish i had hands

[frail condor]

that pinky be wonky 😳

[junior ivy]

I got this thing for $60

worth it? absolutely

[acoustic musk]

What is that?

[junior ivy]

elite controller

cute little casing

[vital elm]

You like it more then next generation controller?

[acoustic musk]

Oh, what's that metal bow thingy under the controller?

[junior ivy]

it’s like adding a new button

[acoustic musk]

Oh, I see

[junior ivy]

i made those 2 my weapon wheel and fire

so i don’t break my LB (common issue among all xbox controllers)

and the magnets in my RT won’t hold me back from rocket spamming

[barren spade]

still gta related art done myself

here have another

[cloud citrus]

oo

[quick gust]

😬

[frail condor]

😬

[worthy cove]

😬

[wooden garnet]

😬

[worthy cove]

😬

[wooden garnet]

[lethal birch]

wait i feel like im gonna get banned fort htat

[wooden garnet]

meh

no one cares to look into that much detail

is ok

[lethal birch]

🤫

[wooden garnet]

gummi practically admits to owning a script which gives him panther + all gold loot

and idots here posting cheated money all the time

tryna flex 💪

[hallow tendon]

Why not just do other money glitches at that point

[lethal birch]

ok screw it if i get banned itll be pretty much stupiod

[wooden garnet]

[dry sage]

Nice

Wanna see mine?

[lethal birch]

yes

[lethal birch]

im going to report you now

[dry sage]

Why

[lethal birch]

wtf is perry andrei

[hallow tendon]

Very sexy time

[dry sage]

Nooooooo

[lethal birch]

but wtf did u do to get this time, is this a joke

[wooden garnet]

😭

[lethal birch]

im being trolled 🗿

[dry sage]

Flying boat, right door, west storage all gold door glitch, bearer bonds, stickies to blow up the gate in vault, ragdoll to ledge, escape right, land on boat, for solo

[lethal birch]

whats bolt???

is it like a bonus

[dry sage]

My Elite duo pb:

[lethal birch]

i need an entire video of this

[dry sage]

I forgor to record 💀

[lethal birch]

🗿

[dry sage]

🗿

[dry sage]

This is with zellover btw

[storm mica]

dumbass mk2 flying at literal ground level

[wooden garnet]

🚮

[dark basin]

That low lmao

[worthy cove]

How much mk2 rockets does a nightshark take cause I literally die in like 10 rockets

But somehow ppl survive like 20

[dry sage]

Big bren galaxy moment

[storm mica]

don't flip

[wooden garnet]

@storm mica game??

[storm mica]

AS IF

[wooden garnet]

wot

pls game??

[storm mica]

i have codes to write
smh

[wooden garnet]

idot schoolboy

🚮

[storm mica]

considering the average iq of players who love those things yeah

[storm mica]

get me out of school with bachelor's degree
then we'll play

i'd much rather use bst+ap pistol lul
since i have the privilage of arm aiming

[wooden garnet]

auto aim momento

[hallow depot]

[woven echo]

its durability reduces if you flip?

[young dagger]

L

L

[wooden garnet]

ez 1-0

[frail condor]

why did it take you 80 years to take a shot

[dark basin]

The fuck is he doing

[frail condor]

sleeping probably

[wooden garnet]

I have no idea

[wooden garnet]

I was.. observing

[frail condor]

quite exquisite specimen

[dark basin]

Just casually rping by himself thinking he died by car crash

[storm mica]

noob imagine not getting 2 hitmarks and not kill the target

[abstract cipher]

lzz

wish i could get on with yall today

but 3k word lab report

[wooden garnet]

ez ez

[frail condor]

imagine aiming at the ass

[storm mica]

im not on either
clip from ages ago

[abstract cipher]

catto on

bet

[dark basin]

Well I wish I could get on too

Haven't played for like 3 weeks

[hallow depot]

:Laughge:

[dark basin]

Covid in the house but I'm in another house

[abstract cipher]

modders suck

thats y i havent played in a while

[dark basin]

Pc moment

[dry sage]

Same

[wooden garnet]

mmm

observing

[icy axle]

🤨

[hallow depot]

[abstract cipher]

Lzzz

Did he blow ur thing after

[wooden garnet]

nop

he has no clue

[abstract cipher]

Lol

I thought he was tryna minigun u

[wooden garnet]

@storm mica @abstract cipher 💪 ez ez

[abstract cipher]

Ez

Tell them L

[icy axle]

lzzzz

[astral badge]

The only oppresor to have skill

[wooden garnet]

@storm mica Your personal vehicle has been delivered to a suitable location nearby 💀

[amber pulsar]

mate..

[lethal birch]

mate..

[celest spade]

Looks kinda Chinese name. He was probably figuring his script menu.

[lethal birch]

song in background?

sauce?

gib

[wooden garnet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKx3cZXIG5s

sauce

yeye

[lethal birch]

thx

[wooden garnet]

go to 1:38, best part of the song imo @lethal birch

wowowow

geese

perv??

[lethal birch]

thx

[hallow tendon]

Tiktok does not like griefers smh

[lethal birch]

fatherless child

[hallow tendon]

Very original

[lethal birch]

xD

thx

[wooden pebble]

🤠

[lethal birch]

cant post images in media anymore?

wack

[icy axle]

gotta be level 5

[pastel umbra]

hack the laptop

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[icy axle]

🗿

[tender tiger]

Me and the jug traded bullets

[hallow depot]

"please the dead man"

[quasi ermine]

@junior ivy

[junior ivy]

26-0

[quasi ermine]

he had bst and i still had him

[junior ivy]

he said to “grief”

[quasi ermine]

lol

[junior ivy]

and that’s what i did

[void ether]

Tactical Turtleneck

[lethal birch]

Holy shit. Teach me lmao

[quasi ermine]

teach u wat

[lethal birch]

how to snipe like that

3 shots consecutively

[quasi ermine]

i don’t always snipe like that lol

depends how they move side to sides

[lethal birch]

so he's just bad at the game

[quasi ermine]

he was like rank 280 lol

[wooden pebble]

[lethal birch]

Bought or brothers account

[worthy cove]

I'm so mad

[junior ivy]

i could’ve helped you

[worthy cove]

wdym helped

they sucked lol

they only got kills on me cause i got stuck on a ladder

i went to shoot them and my character decided to stop

[junior ivy]

tragic

[worthy cove]

and go on a ladder

so they auto aimed me

then the next kill was they were on a roof and rpged me

but i shot one back and we traded

they ran for the rest of the fight till i sniped him off his mk2

then when hes finally on ground

im somehow a no life?

like im literally doing vip work and u come to kill me

im gonna fight back lol

[junior ivy]

it’s not worth getting mad over :(

[worthy cove]

im not mad

i ddont even care

its just the logic is making me annoyed

[junior ivy]

but you care enough to go into detail

:(

[worthy cove]

I do it for everything lol

wait

evanidium

do you know

[junior ivy]

._.

[worthy cove]

lx Suffer xl

[junior ivy]

sounds cringey

but no

[worthy cove]

or reazxu

[junior ivy]

sounds stupid too

but no

[worthy cove]

if you run into them orb them for me

please

[junior ivy]

i gotchu

[worthy cove]

then say 1-0

[dry sage]

Tries to kill jug with conspirator loadout big bren galaxy moment

[junior ivy]

i’ll do a little more than orb

just for you

[worthy cove]

kid literally greifed my level 11 friend, and i say 1v1 lsia and he agrees, i say "snipers only, no special rounds, no ewo, no ceo"

to the suffer kid

literally first kill

flame round heavuy

ewos

[junior ivy]

it’s okay, it’s already happened

[worthy cove]

like i knew he was gonna do it too, i seen the avenger lol

[junior ivy]

it’s not worth remembering

:(

[tame nova]

"you ewo = I win"

[worthy cove]

AJHAHAHAHAH

uh

oops lol

some kid was friendly and he was on mk2

i got bst with a heavy rovo

and i 1 tapped him

oops lol

mans flopped

[lethal birch]

@junior ivy want to see the type of people toreador users kill when they say it's a mk2 killer

[barren sandal]

forgot to post this yesterday but apparently you hold the tip of your chain gun if you're in ballistic and summon a nano drone

[delicate cipher]

Ima answer for him

Yes

[lethal birch]

I still rewatch this clip. That guy was a literal buffoon lmao.

[delicate cipher]

My question is why didnt he like

Make literally any other play

That's the worst possible approach

[lethal birch]

He was sort of low rank. Probably got his rank 300 bud to run him a cayo and he just got the oppressor

or skill issue. Either one

[delicate cipher]

That's not even skill issue that's brain issue right there

[uneven hedge]

hello

[junior ivy]

I would’ve leveled myself near the the ceiling of where you were

and chaff

only thing you could would be boost

[lethal birch]

Wouldn't that kill you? Doesn't the mk2 do a similar thing the toreador does where tbe missles shoot slightly upwards?

but yeah that guy was just stupid ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[fickle summit]

Toreador still sucks

Respectfully

[junior ivy]

lookat your angles

it would go straight

and for it to go up that way

there needs to certain conditions

in the way you’re facing

the missile is actually headed down

[lethal birch]

when did I say it was good?

[lethal birch]

Even when you shoot a target right in front of you the toreador missles go upwards then back down. I thought the mk2 did the same thing is what I was saying

[junior ivy]

i’ve used the mk2 enough to know it will hit you

we can test it

same platform

we have played with each other previously more than twice

I would be happy to test waters

and figure out the faults of each vehicle we prefer

[quick river]

Nice update to R* Games launcher I see

[icy axle]

🗿

[vale bay]

Wait what the fuck ?

Why the "unreal" next to them games ?

[quick river]

They are made in the Unreal Engine

[vale bay]

Well shit

Hmm

That quite explains the

Ehm

Take Two fiasco

[quick river]

I can’t wait to revisit these games fully remastered with a 20-year advancement in tech

[vale bay]

Wait a second

[junior ivy]

I hope they don’t happen

[vale bay]

Why gta 5 there too ?

What the hell ?

[quick river]

It says “vc” for Vice City

[vale bay]

Well shit the trailer didnt really show me that its in unreal

Nah

[junior ivy]

wait

[vale bay]

gtavunreal

Ohhh

[quick river]

gtavcunreal

[vale bay]

Im blind

Sorry

[junior ivy]

V for vice

they ain’t happening

[quick river]

Rockstar doing a fan service in 2021?!?! Impossible.

[junior ivy]

they probably will

[quick river]

They better not be $60 tho

[junior ivy]

I wonder if they’ll let us have a Rhino tank

[quick river]

Better be like $20-30 each

[junior ivy]

instead of waiting through half the game and having to push

a piece of steel

to your safe house

[deft shell]

Triggered asf lmao

[quick river]

Time to repost the great news

🍆 💦

[junior ivy]

i’m not sure if many have played the older games

and if anyone really cares that much

at the end we all come to GTAO

[quick river]

I only beat SA and never finished III.

[junior ivy]

so

[vale bay]

120$ bundle with E&E most likely, something like how call of duty did with infinite warfare and MW Remastered

[quick river]

I seriously doubt that considering the massive backlash that IW got for that. And Rockstar is already on thin ice.

[lethal birch]

Oh no I'm not saying it wouldn't hit. I was just asking since you said you'd go near the roof. Like if the missle would go up, hit the roof and blow up and kill you.

[junior ivy]

that would be the case without chaff

but i get what you mean

[quasi ermine]

@junior ivy

the neek that orbed me

[junior ivy]

5-0

surprised he didn’t go for me

[quasi ermine]

scared

[edgy anchor]

[somber carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/john-jonah-jameson-lol-laughing-hysterically-laughing-out-loud-funny-gif-17710543

[agile breach]

what am I supposed to be looking at here?

[normal crypt]

Yeah you have to purchase the Drone upgrade

[junior ivy]

open phone, internet, warstock, go to your terrorbyte

[fickle summit]

I know how to buy it eva

[normal crypt]

I bought the Drone upgrade right away

[fickle summit]

I just showed drip he was wrong about not needing drone

800k for 1 mission. Yeesh

[normal crypt]

At this point just do head hunter lol

[fickle summit]

I got cayo lmfao

I just want a fun bank robbery esc mission

That isnt pacific standard

[normal crypt]

It's not bank robbery

[fickle summit]

A robbery

[normal crypt]

It's a robber robbery

Lol

[fickle summit]

Good enough

Bought it.

[normal crypt]

Cool

[loud horizon]

https://www.instagram.com/p/CUJNVlglrXz/?utm_medium=copy_link

[dawn jetty]

epic embed fail

[iron idol]

[wooden garnet]

[quasi ermine]

@junior ivy

[junior ivy]

get a better one

[quasi ermine]

where

[lethal birch]

what is this

[iron idol]

missions from terrorbyte

[abstract cipher]

cockstar made game stuck at noose arriving part during casino

[acoustic musk]

It's networked cutscenes in general that can break

Can happen everywhere where cutscenes play in Online

Had it happening during Humane Labs Raid and Cayo Perico as well

[abstract cipher]

cockstar with their bad connections

what did i expect

imagine putting 9 yr old game on p2p

with horrible anti cheats

[acoustic musk]

Tends to happen when the connection shits itself for a moment

[wooden pebble]

[abstract cipher]

gtav: modder edition

[lethal birch]

hehe dank meme

dank meme?

[junior ivy]

Finally, I can hit perfect volley’s

[storm mica]

No more skill issues

[hallow depot]

Dank

[lethal birch]

nice cosplay

[void ether]

Cosplay?

[dry sage]

Agent 47?

[lethal birch]

not really, i make outfits like that

[void ether]

Sure... cosplay...

[junior ivy]

@hallow tendon

(Removed For Safety)

But here you go: How to Dirtbag 101

[hallow tendon]

I did it with an rpg and it worked

Thanks bro

[junior ivy]

this is the important part !!!

and No problem lol

[hallow tendon]

Yeah I always did that differently so I'll do it your way

[junior ivy]

I’m sure it’ll work

[latent spindle]

wow

[abstract cipher]

@wooden garnet mod kick

[wooden garnet]

awful

[hallow depot]

[wooden garnet]

he destroyed my bike

[abstract cipher]

He whacked u

[wooden garnet]

that too

@shadow barn

[hallow tendon]

@junior ivy https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSeRmhTdM/

[junior ivy]

Thanks

idk if this is allowed here so for your own safety dm me it

[hallow tendon]

It is

It's not shameless or excessive because you asked for it

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[abstract cipher]

@wooden garnet modder crashed me

[frail condor]

the death of ragedarkprince

[gleaming grotto]

Bruh moment

[lethal birch]

@wooden garnet just get in car and shoot him

[abstract cipher]

@wooden garnet modder blocking lobby join imma go to another

[lethal birch]

@hallow tendon got it

[wooden garnet]

@lethal birch @shadow barn game got crashed

lmfao

[abstract cipher]

Lol

Mods

Lzz

[wooden garnet]

I suppose that's enough crihard action for one lobby

[lethal birch]

Of course

[wooden garnet]

I guess the purp didn't like when someone else ewo-d to him

his rockets weren't even close

and

and

how did the orange nob suddenly get so good with his marksman spam?

[lethal birch]

Mods

[shadow barn]

yes

[wooden garnet]

idk bro

it wasn't aimbot

could be triggerbot

[lethal birch]

If the idot script kiddie didn't block me from joining back I would've just thrown a bunch of insults at him in chinese laughge

[wooden garnet]

I didn't record a second of that fight

[abstract cipher]

Catto strem

[wooden garnet]

I'm so bad at sniping

sad

[hallow tendon]

Haha 6-0

[wooden garnet]

I'm sad the orang dude got 12-20 on me

he was so bad

most of those kills are me struggling to hit his nightshark

😔

[lethal birch]

That's why I told you to get in a car idot

[wooden garnet]

purp score player 😏

and I'm 4-1 on him

forever

ez ez

💪

[lethal birch]

big skill issue. Idek what he was trying in the first place. The vigilante doesn't hold enough rockets to blow up a moc right? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[abstract cipher]

@wooden garnet modder kick

[wooden garnet]

mm

[abstract cipher]

U got kicked too lmao

[wooden garnet]

yeah

[abstract cipher]

@wooden garnet red modder tped on me

Tried to shoot me

[abstract cipher]

@wooden garnet modder

Cayo inc

[wooden garnet]

@abstract cipher ahahahahah

cayo'd

[abstract cipher]

Nubs

How am I still black screen

Did they crash u

Says u left

[latent spindle]

sad

[abstract cipher]

@wooden garnet find new lobby y bother with noob modder

@wooden garnet orbed him didn’t die

Godmode nub

Broke his broom at least

[wooden garnet]

lmfao

nice one

@abstract cipher boring lobby

I'll find an interesting one

I'll pong you to join

yeye

[abstract cipher]

K

Pong

[storm mica]

Wow yall playin rn

I stayed up and finished my work just now at midnight

[abstract cipher]

@wooden garnet y do u like going after modders

ESP Chinese ones

[wooden garnet]

one of them is an indian fuck

peeeyuuush

yeye

[abstract cipher]

Modder already came and blew me

[wooden garnet]

also no

[abstract cipher]

The moment I got outside

[wooden garnet]

he 1-0'd me when I was afk

I killed him twice with my mk1 and sniper

ofc he didn't die because godmode

but 2-1

L

[abstract cipher]

Y r u always in Chinese lobbies

This idiot blew everything

[wooden garnet]

ISP issue

Rockstar Games do have some matchmaking, believe it or not

even in a p2p game

my ISP SE Asian, so I always end up in chinaman lobbies

same with Croakiee

[abstract cipher]

I thought u had vpn

Lobby full

Dude wtf

Ofc he’s modding

Stupid Asian lobbies

[wooden garnet]

my VPN's busted

I told that in game chat before

when I asked croakiee to join non chinaman lobby

@abstract cipher I'm apparently unable to join via crews

[abstract cipher]

Imma go

Idiot modders having racial names now

[wooden garnet]

same same

I'm bored to shit

[abstract cipher]

All Asian modders

And they just keep tping on u when they’re losing 1v1 and explode lobby

[lethal birch]

uwu

[icy axle]

bruh 🗿

[abstract cipher]

Owo chibi pfps

[lethal birch]

chibi?

[abstract cipher]

Idk

owo

[lethal birch]

owo

[abstract cipher]

Imma dip before I get muted for owoing

[junior ivy]

you missed a few tips

for the ghosted, you can also use a bounty

so if you have friends you can start a chain

[hallow tendon]

That was in part 1

The vid I sent is part 2

[junior ivy]

oh

[kind summit]

What are these numbers?

[quasi ermine]

@safe basin does this look like e rounds to u

this kid

[junior ivy]

here’s how you make a thermal outfit

you can use my Yacht if you want

[quasi ermine]

alr thanks

[junior ivy]

just make sure to save this outfit when it’s glitched, you head appears bald and smooth

[woven vigil]

wttf is that
Finger ?

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[fickle summit]

Are rockstar serveces unavailable rn?

[fallen light]

No

It is.....

A story mode Micheal opening scene... merged with gta online loading ads

Idk how I did this...

[junior ivy]

@quasi ermine for future reference

[iron idol]

gotta try this

[half dawn]

Thermal jet is the reason people buy oppressors

[storm mica]

Why

[shy flame]

there's a way to do it in bad sport