gta-media

[wooden garnet]

wouldn't say bad

[lethal birch]

yes exactly, like nothing special abt it

[wooden garnet]

[lethal birch]

i hate to break up the car talk but

has anyone got this glitch before

[wooden garnet]

lots of people

[lethal birch]

ah ok thanks

[wooden garnet]

5:17 am @storm mica

slep time?

[storm mica]

what even is the point
what are u
an owl?

[covert night]

Bruh

[storm mica]

[wooden garnet]

Off center

L

[storm mica]

[lethal birch]

Toxic

[wooden garnet]

Nice crop though

Now let me enjoy my cats in peace

[storm mica]

[frail condor]

rims

[lethal birch]

yooo you like my duke of death collection?

[lethal birch]

That is so creepy

[pseudo veldt]

@lethal birch

It doesn’t show vehicle workshop

[abstract cipher]

bay 2 vehicle + weapon workshop

[pseudo veldt]

OOH TY

They are empty so I have to choose what I need

[edgy anchor]

What
How

[coral flare]

we do a little trolling

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[woven echo]

@dry sage @bitter sinew

[iron idol]

.

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[dry sage]

Tried doing the math myself, realized im too dumb, just searched up some random yt,

[woven echo]

bruh

[woven echo]

no, thats why i multiplied them with 0.85, 0.7, and 0.55 respectively and 0.7 gave the most

[woven echo]

actually you're right

i didn't take into account elite bonus

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[woven echo]

i am sure

[dry sage]

Thnak you "beatsdown gaming"

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[woven echo]

BUT

[woven echo]

mate i can give you an excel sheet

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[woven echo]

does the same thing apply to tequila

[dry sage]

Why does the primary target matter?

[woven echo]

because the 100k is constant

wait if that's the case then it shouldn't matter

damn

i've been defeated at my own game

[dry sage]

Victory

[woven echo]

i will now withdraw every statement i made in the past 5 minutes and cry in the corner

[dry sage]

Im sorry

[lethal birch]

https://gyazo.com/0a5cf94a5db697ab7a0685f3dd1ac3ae

[dry sage]

[frail condor]

yikes type outfit

[small canopy]

bruh my character froze during the cutscene

not the game, the character

[nocturne escarp]

happens

[stable plover]

what car is that

[fair wave]

Deluxo

With aids

[stable plover]

aids deluxo

[snow hedge]

ewww

really living up to your name i see

[supple sphinx]

When the turret ain't hitting no more so you become it

[wooden pebble]

stormy cayo

[lean basin]

I get 50-60 frames per second

[lethal birch]

bruh

[wanton flame]

Same

Cayo is so much worse on the FPS than mainland LS

Even with no grass quality

[lethal birch]

true

[woven echo]

hold on

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[woven echo]

yes

but it's higher than the overall income

[undone phoenix]

i need money

[acoustic musk]

Happens rarely

I assume your connection just off'ed itself for a second

[dusky timber]

nothing out of the ordinary

[woven echo]

that's alright?

but how is it possible that i spent more than i made

[lethal birch]

money drops?

[woven echo]

no

i dont think ive ever taken any

[lethal birch]

hmm, then idk

i think its a pc thing

[woven echo]

isn't it realistically impossible for it to be like that

[dusky timber]

in a perfect world, yes

[lethal birch]

its a glitch

[dusky timber]

but this is gta five online (5) so everything is possible

[woven echo]

how is it possible

[lethal birch]

glitch

[woven echo]

is the counting system broken

[lethal birch]

its a glitch bro calm down

almost everyone has it

[woven echo]

oh alright

so i wont get banned just because of this stat right

[lethal birch]

no

[woven echo]

alright

thank you

[lethal birch]

np

[woven echo]

help my fingerprint scan broke and its been like this

[dusky timber]

according to the stats i have a 170 mil debt

[lethal birch]

ew

[vernal grotto]

How have you gone negative

[lethal birch]

glitch

[vernal grotto]

Can you still buy things

[dusky timber]

look up signed integer overflow

[sweet gale]

isn't that 1 billion 700 mil debt

unless I'm dumb asf

[dusky timber]

no

[wooden garnet]

Four Dragons PTSD intensifies

[frail condor]

pay up

[sweet gale]

@forest cave apparently it's this, but idk

[forest cave]

That’s shit

[sweet gale]

ikr

[forest cave]

How much it cost

[sweet gale]

1.22 mil

somehow

shit looks like its worth 30k

[forest cave]

Wtf

Fr

It looks like a pedestrian car

[sweet gale]

lol it's counted as a civlian car type

so

[cerulean mist]

In this video i showcase the new Ubermacht Cypher released as part of the GTA Online Tuners DLC in 2021. I will be customising the new DLC car and also giving my personal road test review and opinions on it. The Ubermacht Cypher is a new car to the gta series, and is based off of the BMW M2: https://youtu.be/inWRmUk7O1w

[lethal birch]

he doesnt suck hes the best character ever

[subtle vine]

@wooden garnet

[lethal birch]

Wtf

[acoustic musk]

Bots spamming & modder shenanigans, ignore it or change session.
What's more shocking is you playing on a CRT lol

[dusky timber]

man out here playing gtao on a CRT

[severe garnet]

Pavel best character bro!!!!!1!1!1!1!1!1

[unreal aspen]

U know that gta lobbies only support 30 players right

[feral kelp]

Its hard to get 30 active players

[warm flume]

Haven't played for a while.. does this grass look normal? that's very-high setting as well seems too flat to me

[dark ridge]

its because

the grass is flat

[sweet gale]

los santos grass is incredibly green in some places, whereas it's more lighter in other parts of los santos

when you play gtaguessr, you find light green patches and dark green patches, and it honestly helps trying to find places lol

[warm flume]

yeah just went to some other places and it's not flat, honestly seemed bugged on my end

Mind too corrupted from playing Tarkov...

[sweet gale]

probably mowed a lot

idk

could also just be turf roll

[warm flume]

yeah inner city vs this

[sweet gale]

#memes-and-shitposting

[wooden garnet]

if you wish to skip half of those dialogues, go for the cranker outside

unless that's old footage

[severe garnet]

A week ago

[wooden garnet]

rockstar accidentally placed the marker for a street race right next to a warehouse cranker

Less work for me

why is zeppelin fkin dead

[severe garnet]

Yep

I tried to job tp from it

[wooden garnet]

I've used it three times just last night

[severe garnet]

It spawned me next to the gang area

grove street

[wooden garnet]

Once it spawned me near the LifeInvader Office

for no reason

I had to use my old ghetto warp then

[lethal birch]

Game spawned me on some random garage (my first garage tho)

[loud steeple]

Y

Bruh you can't make this up

1234.56 miles traveled

[forest tapir]

1234.56 miles traveled is cool, but why is your favorite radio station ifruit radio

[loud steeple]

Whats wrong with ifruit?

[forest tapir]

i mean

its kinda boring

and theres so many great radio stations

[forest tapir]

holy shit

guess im grinding contracts

how long did that take

[wooden pebble]

30 mins

That's the new union depository contract

[forest tapir]

oh

i guess cayo still gives more

[wooden pebble]

these are the noraml pays

[hybrid lake]

Is there some way how to get the autoshow fast?

[lethal birch]

2 hours of pain

[frail condor]

they take 30k for what lol

[wooden pebble]

10% CUT FROM UR EARNINGS

300K U MAKE

10% IS 30K

NOW, X2 MONEY

SO THEY TAKE 60K ACTUALLY

[subtle belfry]

prison break noose do be very realistic...

[dusky timber]

this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Xe7OAFljOA and this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_VsAvS1kuo

[sweet gale]

those songs sound like ass wtf

[severe garnet]

Also 100k on the coupe

known for making ears bleed after the casino heist

[tidal wyvern]

Is it worth the RP

[lethal birch]

ranked up 2 times or so

[tidal wyvern]

I’m level 50 something, reckon it’ll take me up well?

[lethal birch]

do people listen to this unironically?

[forest cave]

Hello

[dry sage]

@forest cave

[forest cave]

That doesn’t show u did elite challenge in 2:57

Because maybe u didn’t complete the other objectives for elite challenge

Scam

[dry sage]

Dlscord

[forest cave]

@strange crescent IS SCAMMING!!!!

STAFF BAN HIM RIGHT NOW!!

[dusky timber]

idk, i personally only listen to this ironically

[forest cave]

Ban @strange crescent he is sending virus links

[dusky timber]

yes

[drifting tusk]

great job fuckstar

hes just banging the door over and over and over again now

[dusky timber]

fucking has become absolutely worthless

[glass tinsel]

completed the cayo perico heist
the first of many

[glass tinsel]

what's the reward?

[dry sage]

[lethal birch]

Gg dude

[glass tinsel]

did it without watching any strategy vids, so i made so many mistakes
next time ill load up on info

[oblique light]

https://clips.twitch.tv/ClumsySmoothOstrichKappaPride-DJbhwyGcgERgSjv1

I am thoroughly convinced this game is made by 5 year olds

[sweet gale]

lol, even if you made that it probably wouldn't have worked, the cutscene to go into the garage probably counts for time too. rockstar love being shit 🤷

[oblique light]

Yep

There’s no reason for such a short time limit on jobs except for the fact that rockstar desperately wants money to make more shitty decisions

I find it funny that I streamed for the first time today and this is what happened

[wooden pebble]

Need to be quicker

[strong latch]

Lovely

[unreal oracle]

Less goo first dayy

[idle grove]

I cant send a picture

[fair wave]

Not you

[dry sage]

Need level 5

[lethal birch]

Thats probably why I couldn't

[forest cave]

I could swear I saw that before already

[forest tapir]

what does this give

[forest tapir]

yep it was in general a couple hours ago

[sweet gale]

some money and an impotent rage outfit

[forest tapir]

ah

[oblique light]

How much money is “some money”?

[lethal birch]

it gives 100K rp, when you are lvl 50 you could lvl up 5 times or so prolly

[sweet gale]

150,000 money, 100k rp, impotent rage outfit

the 100k is the only worth it part really

[lethal birch]

yep, it was some pretty good lvling up

[oblique light]

On Reddit someone said that it’s only the original cut

[dusky timber]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/662774504149483550/882927857268056084/unknown.png

[sweet gale]

nah, someone posted an image earlier of getting 540k

[sweet gale]

I give you power

[dusky timber]

thanku

[oblique light]

No pavel is daddy

[sweet gale]

pavel is shit, the only good thing about him is his cut

I couldn't care less about his stupid navy stories

[oblique light]

Why must you hurt me in this way

[dusky timber]

"as we say in rushia"
noone says that in russia

[sweet gale]

payday 2 had good volume settings. you could mute contractor voices.

[light void]

People

I have found it

the proof that Franklin is CJ's son

https://youtu.be/yb-AEUPtjWQ

[sweet gale]

yeah no I'm not clicking that

[light void]

breh its not rickroll

[wooden pebble]

Not true

[oblique light]

Okay they must have been high then

Or drunk

Or both

[acoustic musk]

Don't Auto Shop Contracts give 2x RP & Cash right now?

[sweet gale]

yeah

[acoustic musk]

So what's the problem with the payout?

[sweet gale]

nothing

[acoustic musk]

Refering to image above

[sweet gale]

because someone said you get only the original kdj and sessanta cut taken away from the money, but they sent it to show it's not true

look at what they replied to

[round granite]

Wait say I do heist with a friend but I’m host do I still get 540000

[sweet gale]

not sure about that, never done the contract and haven't seen too much about it yet

[round granite]

Ah alright I can’t even get it on the fucking contract board as I keep getting the bank job

Or lost mc

[lethal birch]

"10/1.0"- ign

[round granite]

This fit go hard

😦😦😦

Says the mf wearing all black though

[sour canopy]

how do i image perms

[forest tapir]

lvl 5

[slender sierra]

Skill issue

[subtle vine]

@wooden garnet

[wooden garnet]

clean build

[subtle vine]

Perfect to do El Contractero

[wooden garnet]

Saw this livery on the Cypher in the SC menu, it doesn't look half bad

[subtle vine]

I've also made a racecar jester rr based on the gt3 supra racecar

Wait no

It wasn't gt3

I don't remember precisely but it was a gift car in GT sport for completing a survey

@wooden garnet

[wooden garnet]

this one?

very nais

[subtle vine]

The nurburgring one

[wooden garnet]

weird angle?

[subtle vine]

@wooden garnet

Though mine is a more…

Street take on it.

The interior isn't all stripped, no sunstrip, yatta yatta

[wooden garnet]

looks pretty sick

[wooden garnet]

also btw @lethal birch manually switching to nades doesn't make my crosshair jump across the screen

[subtle vine]

@wooden garnet i messed around with the editor

@wooden garnet

Photography tip:
Walking is best portrayed when the rear foot has left the ground

At least when shot from behind

[storm mica]

Yes
Yes weird angle

[wooden garnet]

Shoo

👞

[lethal birch]

booba booba booba

[round granite]

Go outside

Most impressive badonkadonks though

[dawn jetty]

the character images work way too well as reaction images

[wooden garnet]

@lethal birch @storm mica

[lethal birch]

Now charge with a melee weapon and whack them with it at the right time

I use a battle axe

[wooden garnet]

I did

[lethal birch]

Oh wait

Am I blind

[wooden garnet]

he didn't die 😦

Stone Hatchet useless on bikes

[lethal birch]

Then shoot them

[storm mica]

New generation of wannabes?

[wooden garnet]

I did

that's what I just posted smh

[lethal birch]

Yes

[wooden garnet]

this is from the stream

[lethal birch]

Seems like my brain still has yet to start functioning

[wooden garnet]

the second cut is my favorite

I left the dude at 1 HP and the fkin fire truck finishes him off

[storm mica]

casually get of bike
casually shoots
casually leaves

[wooden garnet]

[lethal birch]

You can also whack them, stop the bike, hover over them, keep hitting until they get up from their ragdoll and slam face first into the melee weapon

[wooden garnet]

I did try that when I was using the hatchet

Random NPC car knocked me out and I got blown up by a rocket

[lethal birch]

I didn't watch the whole thing because yes

[wooden garnet]

I wasn't able to capture that hatchet part

because I died

[lethal birch]

Modern cavalry tactics™

Why isn't the TM showing up

There

[wooden garnet]

™️ is dark on mobile

[lethal birch]

[wooden garnet]

On PC it appears fine

[storm mica]

Where pink sniper
I keep telling u

[lethal birch]

That's similar to the angle that got me killed in RSM

I'm gonna use this clip as proof of tracer showing location with widowmaker if that argument ever comes again

[wooden garnet]

Sure

Not like his clothes were camos but whatever

[lethal birch]

Dark dot tho

Easily blends in with the other dark dots

[wooden garnet]

Sure I guess

If it was nighttime then it'd be a perfect clip

For demonstration

[lethal birch]

Yes

If I still had my starling clip of the tracers it would be perfect

Couldn't see them until idot fired his widowmaker for no reason

[wooden garnet]

[iron arch]

I’m built different

[round granite]

Tf is happening in chat

[iron arch]

Idk

[lethal birch]

2-0

LZZZZ

[frail condor]

ur so cringe

holy shit

[wintry tusk]

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[gleaming grotto]

Stop

[iron arch]

Told ya I’m built different xD

[storm mica]

what

[dawn jetty]

that wasn't even really impressive

[storm mica]

what's so different

[dry sage]

?

[nocturne otter]

It's not a hard thing to do

[dawn jetty]

man thinks he's built different because he does normal shit

[dry sage]

4 discord users ruins the confidence of another discord user in less than 3 minutes

[dawn jetty]

"hey guys i thought this was pretty cool"

discord:

[dry sage]

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[idle galleon]

nothing to see here just a warped idot trying hard to imitate PCPI

[dry sage]

6 discord users ruins the confidence of another discord user in less than 3 minutes

[wooden garnet]

but he built different tho 😭

[frail condor]

no

[lethal birch]

Hi

How can i get image perm

[dusky timber]

reach level 5 here

[dusky timber]

i am speed

[snow hedge]

sexy castrol celica

[storm mica]

[elfin nymph]

so

wait can i send this

let me blur

i ask him which of two versions he does and he says " i was told to this but i dont"

like what?

[wooden garnet]

@lethal birch @storm mica lmaoooo 😭 😭

@oblique nest

[lethal birch]

Toreador against ground targets

[wooden garnet]

but toreador best

!!!!1!1!1!

[dusky timber]

tore a door

[wooden garnet]

🚪 💥

@abstract cipher

[abstract cipher]

btw

ill say it in #other-games

[oblique nest]

Nice

[wooden garnet]

im sad

😭

[oblique nest]

Why did you kill people tho they were just having fun

You’re such a disgusting person

[wooden garnet]

xd

nah they shot at me first

[oblique nest]

Because they felt your bad aura

[wooden garnet]

the Tore Door man shot once with a heavy sniper while I wasn't looking, got me down to 1 HP and then went passive because...

[oblique nest]

Wow so you ruined their experience

[wooden garnet]

I didn't even fire at the dude

then I started following the yellow dude doing cayo preps because I was bored

[frail condor]

your existence is a disturbance to them

[wooden garnet]

he finished his prep and started free aiming missiles at me because...

[frail condor]

you should know better

[wooden garnet]

so they ded

[oblique nest]

It honestly disturbs me how you just ruin people’s experience like this

[wooden garnet]

[oblique nest]

Oh yeah that heart emote is blocked

[wooden garnet]

25-8 cry

[oblique nest]

Lmao

[wooden garnet]

I don't even know the score on the tore door man

last I checked it was 13-4 or some shit

[oblique nest]

Probably 26483-0 just because he’s toreador user

[wooden garnet]

nah he got me a couple times when I wasn't looking

[oblique nest]

Nah you just think he did to make it a competition

[frail condor]

you auto lose if you don't use toreador you loser

[oblique nest]

We know full well that toreador users can’t do shit and lack brain

it’s okay you can just admit you were fighting against air @wooden garnet

[slender sierra]

Yo can i post a link to video?

[oblique nest]

Yeah

[slender sierra]

https://youtube.com/shorts/tJgQw9a6TJw?feature=share

):

[oblique nest]

Oh yeah that video

Just know that at the end of those happy moments was me

With a lazer

[slender sierra]

?

[wooden garnet]

[slender sierra]

[wooden garnet]

well 😦

2v1 and the only damage I receive is the cops

😦

[slender sierra]

Cops so anoying

Btw

I got opressor mk2

Lvl 34

[wooden garnet]

nice

[oblique nest]

Bolt did you ever see my funny clip of doomsday

[wooden garnet]

which one

[wooden garnet]

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/mtJmqnel3KI1XRd544ETiMUDbdLLF8uhnYwn9XqpeQE/https/media.discordapp.net/attachments/662774504149483550/882927857268056084/unknown.png?width=534&height=473

[slender sierra]

[slender sierra]

Wrong

[oblique nest]

That one

[wooden garnet]

[slender sierra]

Pavel = god

Pavel = your best friend

[severe garnet]

No

[frail condor]

How did you miss the first shot

[slender sierra]

Yes

[wooden garnet]

lmaooo 😭

[severe garnet]

If I had the chance to kill pavel, I would

[wooden garnet]

bad

😦

[slender sierra]

If i had chance to date pavel i would

[oblique nest]

Same, why doesn’t the game let us mute radios

[wooden garnet]

but I blame the 30fps

lzz

[oblique nest]

It is so annoying when I literally can’t progress mission cause he’s telling me to do something I Did a minute ago

funny how Lester doesn’t have that problem

His dialogue just gets skipped

[wooden garnet]

sus?

[slender sierra]

Me: wakes up in kosatka thinking to have fun and enjoi
Me: walks near pavel when leaving
Pavel: Hello Kapitan why dont you take a look at the planing board.
My brain: WE GRINDING TODAY!

[severe garnet]

ok

[wooden garnet]

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/mtJmqnel3KI1XRd544ETiMUDbdLLF8uhnYwn9XqpeQE/https/media.discordapp.net/attachments/662774504149483550/882927857268056084/unknown.png?width=534&height=473

[oblique nest]

I already know you don’t have fun when you’re playing if your spawn is set to kosatka

[severe garnet]

Fact

[slender sierra]

False

[wooden garnet]

[severe garnet]

Casual

[slender sierra]

Pavel best

[frail condor]

Stfu

[severe garnet]

I bet you take 3 hours to set up the heist

[slender sierra]

Nooe

Nope

After i scout island

I take longboat

Or idk name

[oblique nest]

After You scout island 3h?

[slender sierra]

No

It takes me like 30 minutes

Or 40

[severe garnet]

[slender sierra]

And then i go longboat aproach

[severe garnet]

40 minutes for the scoping alone

[slender sierra]

I make only plasma cutter, fingerprint cloner and whats name

For chainz

And that

I dont need anything else

I never be detected

[oblique nest]

For the scope out?

[slender sierra]

Yes

First thing

[severe garnet]

😭

[slender sierra]

Go to tower

[oblique nest]

and then 3 hours for the other stuff?

[slender sierra]

Comms tkwer

[oblique nest]

Gotcha

[slender sierra]

No

About

[severe garnet]

by the time you finish the scope out mission I’d be waiting for pavel to send me the text message

[slender sierra]

1h - 2h

[oblique nest]

I was bout to say, your scope out takes the same amount of time as my whole heist from start to finish

Gotta get on that grind bro

[slender sierra]

Same mine

I do under 15 minutes

Heist is sooo ez

[oblique nest]

I’m talking about scope Out to finale

[slender sierra]

Oh

[oblique nest]

I do finale in under 8mins

Preps 25 with job warp

And scope out like 5mins

Nah like 8

[slender sierra]

Hiw

How

[oblique nest]

skill

[slender sierra]

Issue

Xd

[oblique nest]

For you

[severe garnet]

https://youtu.be/WSRcfbonNm0

[oblique nest]

Do you have a sparrow bro

Or even a mk2

[slender sierra]

Mk2

[oblique nest]

Damn I’m gay now

[severe garnet]

@oblique nest have you tried the Vespucci canals method

[oblique nest]

nahh

[severe garnet]

Parking the kosatka there

[slender sierra]

I only do longboat approach

[oblique nest]

Do you do the jump

[severe garnet]

I found it faster than the pier

[oblique nest]

Compound jump

[oblique nest]

idk I just leave it on the beach

That’s the way to keep mk2 on too btw

[severe garnet]

Getting the kosatka there is a real pain

[oblique nest]

By the time you get it there blue space will have started his prep already 🥱

And by the time you finish scope out he’ll be getting in his velum

Get on the grind bro

Oh he got muted wtf

[severe garnet]

Nah

By the time I finish the scope out he’d still be flying to the velum

[oblique nest]

Nah you’re underestimating him bro he’d probably have just gotten out of the planning screen

[merry crescent]

There is just something majestuc abt a old prsche widebody

[dusky timber]

there is nothing majestic about this comet retro in particular

[slender sierra]

Vampire

?

[slender sierra]

Mam look im australian

[maiden widget]

Is this real?

[acoustic musk]

You can't be serious, right?

[twin prawn]

yes and no at the same time, the one closing is xbox 360 and ps3 in december

[maiden widget]

but its says xb1 n ps4

[twin prawn]

haha photoshop go brr

[acoustic musk]

How about checking Rockstar's twitter page by yourself?

[maiden widget]

i got freaked out lul

[acoustic musk]

Instead of relying on some shitty TikTok video lol

[twin prawn]

Q: Are servers closing? A: Yes
Q: What console's server will be closing? A: Old gen consoles
Q: What are old gen consoles? A: Xbox 360 and PS3

hope that answers your question

[maiden widget]

oh thank god

i freaked out to much lul

[twin prawn]

dont freak out because if you did you dumb dumb (I mean like cmon dude? You belive shitty tik tok video with sad music, old man sayingstuff and half opacity galaxy background?)

[maiden widget]

hush heh

[twin prawn]

yes yes ok

[maiden widget]

haha

[acoustic musk]

It's so easy to fake twitter post

@twin prawn

[maiden widget]

oh tf did you do that so fast

[twin prawn]

real

[maiden widget]

godam it

[acoustic musk]

Mark the text in the twitter post and right-click > inspect element

[maiden widget]

ooh

you did well lul

[acoustic musk]

and then it shows the text inside the "code"

and then you can edit it

[astral orbit]

my man tried destroying someones cargo, started killing him. and he even pulled out a tank on me xD (he didn't even kill me once with the tank)

[twin prawn]

23 v 1 be like

[astral orbit]

I think he gave up xD

nrmly I don't go for low levels, but if they start griefing and start pulling out tanks and oppressors idgf

think Imma stop at 69-1 if he doesn't leave

[twin prawn]

killing griefers has no boundaries

[astral orbit]

xD

[primal socket]

hahah good job my guy

[snow hedge]

I serviced the car and it's still damaged lmao

[astral orbit]

bad luck for him, his tank spawned next to me xD

[primal socket]

hhahahah

[twin prawn]

uh uh uh ka... uh ka khanjal

[twin prawn]

you shouldve placed it under between the wheels like under the barrel and the body so he cant see it

[astral orbit]

he's dumb, already killed him with it

[twin prawn]

haha nae nae

[astral orbit]

47-4 atm xD

[primal socket]

hahahaahahahahah

[lethal birch]

hahahaahahahahah

[primal socket]

e

[lethal birch]

[astral orbit]

almost there

[primal socket]

ayyyyyy

[wooden garnet]

pig

🐷

[astral orbit]

ayeee

[lethal birch]

u

[dusky timber]

i went to the r-website to check my downvotes on that one message where i shit talked pavel and was reminded of this https://www.reddit.com/r/GTAV/comments/f07spf/

[severe garnet]

It’s 🟥it

Do you expect more from them

[dusky timber]

no

[severe garnet]

Me neither

[dusky timber]

but it was a nice funny

[dry sage]

I think ill do that too sometime

[severe garnet]

I’ll download Reddit, create an account, go to r/gtaonline then find a post about pavel and reply with “pavel sucks”

Then delete the app

What could go wrong

[dry sage]

You'll probably get doxxed

[severe garnet]

No posts about pavel so far

I’m surprised

[lethal birch]

ok u asked for it

[pseudo path]

How can y'all paste images?

I cant?

[dusky timber]

a level 2 moment

[pseudo path]

SJSJJSJS

[dry sage]

Need level 5

[pseudo path]

Ah

That sucks

Welp, thank you for the heads up

[dry sage]

Anytime

[mental shale]

lol same happened to me

[dry sage]

@graceful sigil @kind summit

[summer storm]

And level 162

[storm mica]

HIT MARKER

[summer storm]

That's not even possible to do that in just 16 days

Probably a money and xp glitch or something

[wooden pebble]

A wallmart budget Omar

[kind summit]

Nvm didn’t look properly

[dry sage]

Exactly

[kind summit]

Alt account i suppose? Already rank 120 once you reach it on your main

[iron idol]

sup

[storm mica]

Men how did u kill someome using toreador u must be hacking noob

[dry sage]

Not alt account

[kind summit]

Forget to crop this out?

So yeah alt account

[dry sage]

Whats wrong with that?

[storm mica]

Fkin
Pepega
Relying on that in freemode trash

[kind summit]

If you had a total play time of 16 days and made 90 million, where did that extra 186 million come from?

[dry sage]

Money glitches

[kind summit]

Bruh that the fuck is wrong with my phone. Clicked first image, shows both

[dry sage]

Yes, and issi dupes

[kind summit]

Lemme guess 1.5 mill every 10 mins with cayo

[dry sage]

13 mil an hour lol

[kind summit]

unless

You bought shark cards

[dry sage]

Does criminal starter pack count?

[kind summit]

Can you not take a joke

[dry sage]

Ik

[kind summit]

No

[static locust]

90 mil in game worth of shark cards seems legit

[dry sage]

Well you see, some people are actually serious about that because this is gta online server

Future shock pays for most lol

[dusky timber]

i earned north of 150 mil during the cayo bonus event week without doing heist repeat glitches

[summer storm]

[kind summit]

Lemme guess same people who’d cry when they killed once

[dusky timber]

don't me

[summer storm]

[kind summit]

I made 90 million from cayo event week but only cause I played on the Saturday-Tuesday

[dry sage]

Nope, but picmon cried when i had more total earned than him

[static locust]

Well rip to you

[kind summit]

Lol

[dusky timber]

heist repeats 🚮

?

[dry sage]

1 year

[wooden garnet]

wow

🅾️leg

flex

😔

[dusky timber]

sadly chris privated his profile

and rellik's profile is private too

[wooden garnet]

why so

chris actively posts stat updates on his channel doesn't he

[dry sage]

25%

[dusky timber]

yes but he privated the profile sadge

my case is different because noone can see my profile so i have to post updates

but he kinda dont

[wooden garnet]

big sad

don't understand why he'd suddenly do it after this long, but

[dry sage]

@summer storm

[summer storm]

Bruh

[dry sage]

Show time spent and stop with the cropping

And also you're about to get banned since u didn't follow dsl

ok7

[lavish shoal]

Nice

@scarlet nexus

You missed out

[scarlet nexus]

All I asked you to do was verify you had it before I ran mine also I don’t know when those pics are from but your account says you’re playing fortnite not gta

[lavish shoal]

i just closed the game from the b2b

bro i told you to trust me

[compact marten]

https://youtu.be/6OUs29cuKuM got detected the INSTANT I hopped in the boat and killed in under 0.7 seconds.

[acoustic musk]

Ah yes, you just lost your "NPC rapid fire virginity"

NPCs are broken and occasionally they will dump their whole clip into you within a fraction of a second

with 100% accuracy of course

Apparently this bug has been in the game since forever and can also happen in Story Mode

[teal crag]

Poggers

[dry sage]

[round granite]

I love it when this happens in the submarine set up when I get mag dumped by an assault shotgun

[rich gorge]

how

[teal crag]

how what?

[silk hinge]

wtf is wrong with my game?

[dusky timber]

rare race - chess expert

[silk hinge]

😭😭 even some clothes are like that

probably

i cant even play the game now it keeps crashing

I have

verified files

this time it crashed before it event loaded

[lethal birch]

have you been installing mods

[silk hinge]

no, never

[lethal birch]

[compact marten]

@acoustic musk nah this is just the most ATROCIOUS and obvious case of this happening.

[subtle vine]

@wooden garnet HELP

THE DRESS IS BUGGED

THE GLOVES MAKE MY TORSO DISAPPEAR

[unreal aspen]

get the angles right bro

[dusky timber]

it's not the dress

it's the gloves

[summer rune]

he sed that lol

[dusky timber]

that's how these long gloves work

[subtle vine]

Rockstar is incompetent asf

[dusky timber]

THE DRESS IS BUGGED

it's not the dress that is bugged

[subtle vine]

.

[dusky timber]

i want the ability to wear a skirt with stockings

rucksack pls

[subtle vine]

Same

But I also want the new clothes to not make my fucking abdomen disappear

[dusky timber]

i need my zettai ryouiki

[subtle vine]

Weeb

[dusky timber]

no u

[pearl swan]

n

n

ñ

ñ

ññññññññ

ñññññññññññññ

ñññññññ

[golden harness]

Muted EL PABLOS#9252 for 2 hours (Case #118032) (user notified with a direct message)

[round granite]

Rest in peace

[subtle vine]

Made a second character too.

[ancient fiber]

for what

[wooden shell]

Lol got em

Right

[round granite]

Sick watermark

[lethal birch]

idiotic modders in pac standard spent 5 minutes trying to figure out how to spawn a helicopter

[regal wedge]

flying grate

[covert plume]

[pale elm]

c'mon man thats an insult to incompetent people

rockstar can't put together a basic script correctly

[lethal birch]

script?

afaik its an issue with the model itself

[pale elm]

I am just saying in general

Like they can't code for the life of them

[lethal birch]

lol ddos....ddos haven't worked as efficiently as it suppose to since 2008...that guy is new to the internet

[covert plume]

Me?

[lethal birch]

the guy who said he'll ddos you

[covert plume]

Oh

[lethal birch]

not to mention...

y'all play playstation

wtf is he gonna do?

[pure kraken]

the oppressor mk2 is fighting back

[subtle vine]

Install red lights

I'm kinda sad that tinted glass doesn't colour headlight lights.

[coral flare]

wyd @tender carbon

[fiery spade]

LMAO

[fiery spade]

how

[subtle vine]

Customize it in the LS Car Meet

Where you'd put xenon lights

[silk hinge]

uhm

[round granite]

The lonely and stack no paper drip

[lethal birch]

post it to #gta-vehicles

i dare you

[fiery spade]

I did

[coral flare]

tf goin on here

😐 📸

[round granite]

Threatening

[paper crypt]

😦

[frail orbit]

the LSPD should be hiring sober pilots right?

NOT drunk pilots

[paper crypt]

always like that lmao

after the swat roping down the heli went drunk

[frail orbit]

as in

[dapper coral]

What u expect

u on 360

servers are dead.

[lethal birch]

That's pc

I have a red name sir

[stable plover]

omg guys weaponized dinghy is on sale i always wanted it!!!!

[shell horizon]

This what happen when they tried to grief and kill me

[nocturne otter]

@wooden garnet

[storm mica]

How to win mental fight in gta 101^

[shell horizon]

Use hvy sniper rpg mini gun and combat MG mk2 🧠

[storm mica]

Make sure to call other person cheating when u lose
Despite being on console

[deft shell]

How do I get that color ? The purple looking one

[deft shell]

Ye that one

What combination should I put

[round granite]

Idk i forgot hexcode and I changed it

[summer storm]

https://youtu.be/g8lt1N54TK4

"1 month ago"

[deft shell]

Maaan

[wooden garnet]

down bad

Nice sniper tint

At least it didn't fkin disappear

Like mine always does

[lethal birch]

you probably misinterpreted the situation just like every other griefer accusation

[nocturne otter]

Lmao

[nocturne otter]

Imagine calling console users cheating

[storm mica]

@wooden garnet idot get on yes?

[low carbon]

im doing my part

god that saturation

[dusky timber]

that's because i suck a dick has friends with cheats who can run unreleased shit for him

please don't take stuff from this message ouuut of context

[storm mica]

pov: havok

[dry sage]

The bhop strats

[storm mica]

bmx epicness

[dry sage]

[woven echo]

why dont i have thermal vision even though my goggles are down

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[rare flare]

since when were cows in the city?

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

One message removed from a suspended account.

One message removed from a suspended account.

[fringe widget]

made by me

[frail condor]

whats the point of this video

[fringe widget]

to flex

my modded speed glitched lazer

[storm mica]

Where eat grinder

[fringe widget]

at the grinder restaurant and bar

i guess

[frail condor]

eat grinders on the grindr app

[wooden garnet]

[storm mica]

[lean basin]

Acid

[wooden pebble]

@wooden garnet

[oak plover]

how do yuh do them bunny hops

nvm u on pc

[storm mica]

Same principle
Spam jump+ tilt bike down

[oak plover]

alr tysm

i want the bmc community to make a comeback in gtao tbh

bmx*

the hops and all other tricks look so cool

[dusky timber]

whats the point of this video

[fringe widget]

flexing

[wispy falcon]

hey

[fringe widget]

dont worry i easily get defeated by my arch nemesis: mr power pylon!

and mr ground

and mr fort zancudo hangar because i go in too fast

dont forget the worst one of them all:

dr. oppressor mk2

[frail condor]

ur a bad pilot if you die to a mk2 in a jet

[fringe widget]

tell that to the hydra i took down with a freeaim (mk2) missile

if you cant dodge a mk2 missile there is something wrong

[subtle vine]

What pants are those?

[frail condor]

different color catsuit pants

[wooden pebble]

https://twitter.com/PlayStation/status/1433406942890930177?s=20

PlayStation (@PlayStation)

📅 Save the date!

PlayStation Showcase 2021 broadcasts live next Thursday. Full details: https://t.co/SN76KFLspG

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Twitter · Sep 2, 2021, 12:30 PM

We might get some gta 5 e and e info there

[wooden garnet]

Sony event after all

[wooden garnet]

@subtle vine imagine what the yellow mk2 dude was going through

[subtle vine]

3-0 cry

[wooden garnet]

[subtle vine]

How do you aim with first person scopes

They wobble everywhere

[wooden garnet]

It's really hard to actually aim

in ADS

When I need to aim, I go third person

This is just sweaty fps strafing

have to do it in public lobbies or I die

[subtle vine]

Sweats

[wooden garnet]

big sad

😔

[subtle vine]

I need to do a full night club sale

I wanna do it in a populated lobby

[wooden garnet]

but otherwise it not hard to aim in ADS, just a little inconvenient

[subtle vine]

Haven't been there in a week

[wooden garnet]

I've done a cayo heist in full Black Ops mode, no HUD or Radar, or player blips

was good fun

ADS only ofc

and first person locked

[subtle vine]

I mean you do cayo by flying the bike lol

[wooden garnet]

Alkonost entry for the Halo Jump and Conspirator as loadout

[subtle vine]

I always pick conspirator

Constipator

[wooden garnet]

I don't always use the bzzz to do cayo

[subtle vine]

I meant the escape jump

[wooden garnet]

ah

that

only for speedruns

[subtle vine]

I can't do the bike thingy

I always get disguises and run away in the dinghy

[wooden garnet]

for challenge runs I go airport-compound-airport

[wooden garnet]

is not hard

if you want to do it

[subtle vine]

I try but I can't get the thing to get any meaningful increased distance

[wooden garnet]

give me a sec

[subtle vine]

So I just steal boat

But yeh. This evening I'll be selling in a populated lobby and I'm honestly excited

[wooden garnet]

when here, always jump from the red arrow and not the blue arrow, blue arrow gives you no air time

and then you do the bike glide glitch

if you know what that is

[wooden garnet]

I pray for your sanity

bik glid

[hidden imp]

yoo what are the odds driving straight in between them. pay attention to mini-map at the beginning.

[edgy plinth]

Lolssss.....bugs af

[kind summit]

New pb on cayo perico

[lethal birch]

nice

[kind summit]

@dry sage lemme guess only went for the primary target on normal

[dry sage]

On hard

[lethal birch]

pink diamond?

[kind summit]

And you used the longfin?

[dry sage]

Yes, flyingboat

[dry sage]

Bonds

[lethal birch]

thats 1.2mil on hard?

[dry sage]

Secondary targets

West storage

[lethal birch]

in 2.57?