gta-media

[wooden garnet]

Second tequila in a row

BRUH

[dusky timber]

i gtg now, good heisting

[wooden garnet]

Bye men

I guess this can happen too

I'm not continuing

Game too ass

🚮

[wooden garnet]

nice

[lethal birch]

yep nice toilet

[wooden garnet]

would look better if it was the other way around

with the tank facing your back

[lethal birch]

A chines modder did that he started killing me for no reason

[wooden garnet]

[olive basin]

Never seen a toilet like that inside kosatka

[lethal birch]

fucking lvl38’s

[lethal birch]

its ur first time then

[olive basin]

how did u do that

[lethal birch]

a modder did that to mee

[pliant ravine]

its just being sea sick man.

[olive basin]

Once a modder made me like a giant ball

It was weird

[lethal birch]

gta on pc be like

[thick willow]

You can just hop sessions though so no big deal

[wooden garnet]

[lethal birch]

nope i still have it on me

I even did cayo heist

U see it ?

[lethal birch]

🚮

[lusty jacinth]

somebody down for prison break i need one more (DM Me)

[pliant ravine]

they dont notice whats happening

[fervent sleet]

!lfg @lusty jacinth apartment

[tardy stone]

@lusty jacinth, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Apartment Heist: #archive-pc｜apartment-heist-lfg

Requested by: @fervent sleet

[lusty jacinth]

im sorry

[lethal birch]

https://youtu.be/MZ-hN3oocYA

[storm mica]

He always do that
And whenever he does there are literally no traffic

[abstract cipher]

i wonder how there are always no modders screwing him

[storm mica]

He barely post stuff with script kiddies
It’s not like that’s a stream or anything

[abstract cipher]

big lobby with no modders is rare

[bronze spear]

there are, he has dedicated videos to modders fucking him up

[deep pawn]

Bruh no one wants to join my cmm heist like I have a speedrunner (esrafell) but no one wants to join, RIP me lmao

[glass mortar]

@wooden garnet got 7:41 this time, 5 second save

[low carbon]

not everyone knows gta online speedrunners

like

the only ones i can think off the top of my head is witt and randomweirdthings

and i dont even know if randomweirdthings does speedruns anymore considering that the time to beat is fucking 2 minutes

oh yeah also cloaked

[wary yoke]

Idk why it took so long for me to realize this but the double action revolver is accurately named in this game, since the hammer goes back as you pull the trigger, very noticeable on controller

[distant estuary]

[storm mica]

nsfw ban!!!

[shut sorrel]

[wooden pebble]

[crystal coyote]

A while back I landed a Miljet here intact. Looks like a crash site photo lol

[wooden pebble]

nais glow tshirt

[wooden garnet]

Pretty cool time, I assume you're just going at the heist in a casual route instead of using speedrunning strats?

[wooden garnet]

Vil2486i and madebyWITT are two top names in the GTAO speedrunning game, RandomWeirdThings iirc does more messing around than actual runs, though he's also active in the place.
Then there's also our dear ⭕🦵

But currently the WR for cayo perico elite speedrunning is held by Rot 10 on the Speedrunners Forum on GTAForums, in an unlisted video

[slender zealot]

whatchall think of the outfits?

ive got like 3 others but these are my favorites ive made

[lethal birch]

That's how I dress my character

[wooden garnet]

Two-tone basic outfit, casually minimalistic

It's good

[slender zealot]

ayee thanks

trying to make something to go with this new update

[wooden garnet]

I'd expect that outfit to be the "rookie" fit if this was a racing game

[slender zealot]

ah fair enough 💀

made these as well

[wooden garnet]

I have a racing suit, but I doubt it's gonna fit the theme of "street racing" 💀

Wonder if I should make an incognito masked fit for this dlc

As the mysterious nobody-knows-who-I-am-but-I'm-the-best-driver-here sort of theme

[slender zealot]

lmao, i was tryna go with more kind of japanese cultured street wear but i just said fuck it and did these

[wooden garnet]

fair

[slender zealot]

I really want a hoodie with japanese letters on the sleeves, preferably white

[nocturne otter]

"Smell like a bitch"

[wooden garnet]

[lethal birch]

It's far away from dressing like a tryhard, and it's far away from dressing like you're rich, it's kinda nice dressing this way

Dress below your wealth

[slender zealot]

i got my party outfit as well :)

its quite nice dressing a bit simplistic

im defo not a pvp player as well so im not making myself a target

[manic zealot]

Well, here's the only picture I can find of my outfit

[slender zealot]

oh dam i like it

i have one kind of like it if youd just gimme a few

[manic zealot]

I'll get a better screenshot of some of my outfits too

[lethal birch]

reminds me of Skullface from MGSV

[manic zealot]

You can see this a bit better

[slender zealot]

yours looks a lot better lmao

[manic zealot]

Here's one I made based off of an S.A.S soldier

[slender zealot]

thats dope as hell

my impression of a nightclub owner

[manic zealot]

This is my main outfit

[slender zealot]

My swat and military outfits

[low carbon]

i have somewhat basic outfits

but i alwayd

ALWAYS

rep the prb mask

no reason

[manic zealot]

Prb?

[low carbon]

princess robot bubblegum

[slender zealot]

lmao i aint got a main outfit, im swapping every 10-30 minutes

[manic zealot]

I see how you roll

[low carbon]

i put it on when I first started playing

and it just

stuck

i change my outfit frequently

but the mask stays

mainly because i dont like how gta protags look

although I would say

my character looks pretty fresh

[manic zealot]

Red and white version of my main outfit

[slender zealot]

ooo shit

if heinz ketchup CEO joined a mafia

[manic zealot]

100% beans over the face not blood

[slender zealot]

they must be kidney beans

[lethal birch]

wow wow wow

are those military outfits?

[manic zealot]

If you've noticed, if I go for any sort of camo it's ALL camo

[lethal birch]

Now this is a military fit, based on the FSB Spetsnaz

This one in the KSSO Spetsnaz

A Snow outfit

A desert outfit

[manic zealot]

This is when I went round trolling rage task force after they died lol

[lethal birch]

get real

notice how detailed mine are

[manic zealot]

I'm guessing you can only get those patches and stuff with glitches ?

[lethal birch]

quite accurate too

[lethal birch]

glitches? HA! mods

[manic zealot]

Well you see... us ñõřmïěš on console dont have that

[lethal birch]

You want honest criticism?

[manic zealot]

Go for it

[lethal birch]

You look like a clown kek

Not a fan of sci-fi fits

The game's basically sci-fi anyways

[manic zealot]

🥲

[lethal birch]

As far as I'm concerned, we're probably going to space in the next DLC

[lethal birch]

Going for realism on a sci-fi game is the chadest thing you can do

[manic zealot]

I rarely sport my military outfits, only when doing survivals or if my milsim ever starts up again

[lethal birch]

For someone that usually drives this you can tell I mostly use military outfits

[lethal birch]

THAT CAMO

https://tenor.com/view/reaction-my-eyes-cant-unsee-burn-gif-7225082

[lethal birch]

Dressing like a bum in a game focused on ill gotten gains is the epitome of an alpha male

[manic zealot]

Come on, you always need a woodland camo!

[lethal birch]

its useless

its fucking uselsss

Net worth of 200 million, and all you've got on your body is a ripped shirt and no shoes

its bright, its ugly, it looks like a pijama

[manic zealot]

No one:
Me being camouflaged in my bright green woodland camo:

[manic zealot]

Patriotic at its finest

[lethal birch]

aaah, isnt she pretty

[manic zealot]

Looks like Amanda

[lethal birch]

ffs

guys ive never had an xbox controler

why it says that

and i cant do anything

looks like michael's illegitimate daughter

restarted the game and its the same

and lara croft's nephew

[manic zealot]

Tracy if she wasn't a stuck up bitch and was actually sophisticated

[lethal birch]

help

[lethal birch]

Time Traveler: moves a chair slightly
The timeline:

[manic zealot]

A = X, B = O, Y = /\ and X = □

Respect for the effort

[lethal birch]

Does anyone knows what to do?

new motorcycle leaked?????

[wooden garnet]

nooo

[lethal birch]

average day in russia

[drowsy basin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/778453954803269633/866255982925709333/Grand_Theft_Auto_V_2021-07-17_10-44-57.mp4 dom toretto

[wooden garnet]

He's invincible, but he's ready to die for FAMILY

[gleaming reef]

terrorbyte

[lethal birch]

no shit

[gleaming reef]

sherlock

[drowsy basin]

wha?! the terrowro btye is real?!?!

[gleaming reef]

with an actual real bike in the bacc?????!?!?!?!?!?!?//////

[magic coral]

tomorrow bouta be lit af

[drowsy basin]

i just joined

[wooden garnet]

nice one

[lethal birch]

Why's it so compressed tho

could be fake

[night fog]

Mr Rubio is shtupid

[lethal birch]

Stupid but that's where you earn your 25k

I'd say it's a good deal, then your kapitan earns his little 2.5 mill

[regal kiln]

easter egg

[wooden garnet]

easter box 😱

[lethal birch]

I dont get it

[frail condor]

@lethal birch do you still post outfit pics

[lethal birch]

i just did

[frail condor]

cool!

[lethal birch]

😃

[regal kiln]

alien hyperdrive

[wooden garnet]

It's a box of vitae

made by torturing humans

[drowsy basin]

wtf

[lethal birch]

its a hydra, whats so weird about it?

[drowsy basin]

the fact that its suspended in the air

not moving.

[wooden garnet]

VTOL

[lethal birch]

https://youtu.be/zW28Mb1YvwY

@drowsy basin

[wooden garnet]

F35B

[wooden garnet]

epic comment

Even though the Hydra isn't based off of the F35B

[lethal birch]

all in one fucking session

shit fucking Free Aim crew

🚮

the last 2 got on the ground to fight me, that was a mistake and the fight ended up with me up and them leaving. (it was a pain in the ass to get them off their Mk2, actual pussies)

i’m stickin to aim assisted, that mk2 was enough to give me an aneurism and i remembered why i hated Free Aim (on console)

one of them went god mode but he took himself out of it. If i run into a god mode player on console they’re probably stupid enough so see if you can bait through using the EWO mechanic through their interaction menu and throw whatever surprise at em, most of them don’t know this takes them out of god mode

[drowsy basin]

didnt know it could do taht, thanks

[glass mortar]

tf no

drainage tunnel always

fastest and most profitable

@wooden garnet

[wooden garnet]

fastest

[wooden garnet]

Nice.

ok I guess

[glacial scroll]

Total pro with oppressor rockets

[wooden garnet]

It's weird how big the blast radius for the missiles can be

Mosquitoes seem to die from the slightest explosive damage, even when the sticky bomb/missile explodes a literal 5m away from it

[wanton flame]

uhh

no

[wooden garnet]

For a casual heister, sure I guess

It's not fun doing the meta every time

[wanton flame]

Yeah for a casual player it's a consistent option that you can't really fuck up

But if you wanna go faster then Longfin

[wooden garnet]

Mhm

Longfin prep is much more comfortable as well

I like it 10x over kosatka

[glass mortar]

ehhhh

its fine

its only like 7-9 mins for completion

[wanton flame]

Yeah I feel like you can do Longfin a lot faster with warps compared to Kosatka

[wooden garnet]

7:41 by normal standards is a pretty good time

[glass mortar]

thats full loot bag 🐡

plus getting the hidden safe

and leaving via main dock

r* uploaded another vid

[wooden garnet]

Even without warps at least you're not constantly under threat of being shotgunned by an aimbot npc who can shoot without raising his gun, while in a tight Submarine corridor

[glass mortar]

i never had any trouble with the prep

i used to do longfin but i hated the cops shit

[wooden garnet]

This is my run without any glitches. Longfin entry, through main dock, then compound, then cliffjump exit

[glass mortar]

does the longfin stay where you left it? cuz i thought it forced auto despawned

[wooden garnet]

You can blow yourself up to lose cops

Nah it stays

[glass mortar]

shit man

[wooden garnet]

Well, it does move with the waves

[glass mortar]

usually they just despawn your shit

[wooden garnet]

I used it to get a pacifist elite run

I grabbed the loot from the hangar, then went drain

[glass mortar]

if sapphire panther gets added back

ill use longfin for it

[wooden garnet]

Panther is overrated among the community

I wish the 1.5x event comes back

That was way more fun

[glass mortar]

guaranteed higher loot > limited time event

[wooden garnet]

Would be cool if the panther wasn't a one timer

[glass mortar]

unless you abuse the exploit 🐡

[wooden garnet]

1.5x = every target gives more money

Pink diamond gives you more than the panther itself 🗿

2x weed heist wasnt a time limited event, that was also fun

[glass mortar]

isnt that only with 1.5x bonus

[wooden garnet]

If you kept the heist your weed would be 2x

[wooden garnet]

Yeah ofc

Pink diamond is 1.43mil at hard mode

Panther is 2.1

[glass mortar]

and the 1.5x bonus was limited time wasnt it

[wooden garnet]

🗿

[glass mortar]

wasnt it

[wooden garnet]

Yeah the 1.5x was

[glass mortar]

yea then i dont count it

[wooden garnet]

I don't get why the weed 2x wasn't limited time

[glass mortar]

im looking at base values only, not with modifiers

[wooden garnet]

[wooden garnet]

Then panther hard mode with weed 2x would be the god heist for earning monies

[glass mortar]

🗿

now u listen bolt?

[wooden garnet]

Listen?

[wooden garnet]

About this? Ohkay 🗿

"imagine glitching gaem for monies reee u moder scoom"

[wheat grotto]

What???

[lethal birch]

Kexi cringe crew

[wooden garnet]

xd

Who and what is kexi

Eggbox gang wars

🚮

[lethal birch]

Sí

Cringe tryhard kd warrior crew

Must go KILL

[wooden garnet]

kil

[lethal birch]

invite me.

i got a friend with me and we both itching for a fight

probably backed out

sad.

[untold nova]

Dear rockstar

Why.

Why did i spend half an hour for 11000 bucks

[lethal birch]

Sup

[lethal birch]

He backed out after I killed him whilst he tried to rpg me with his mk2

right.

[torn flame]

Isn’t there speedruns for the entire Cayo Perico heist that is shorter than that

[untold nova]

Yes

[lethal birch]

https://i.imgur.com/OzgI4Gj.png gotta put that bitch in the calendar

@lethal birch https://i.imgur.com/viBYXrl.png

[lethal birch]

Tmr right

@lethal birch what's the day tomorrow

@lethal birch tell me

what's the day tomorrow

https://i.imgur.com/UEmPnQO.png

[glass furnace]

At like 4am if youre east US i think

Thats what i was told by someone else

[dawn burrow]

h

[lethal birch]

Tomarrow

Is

In

Fact

June

20th

[lethal birch]

yeah, and the release date of the new update is tomorrow

[pliant hawk]

Who wanna play arena war on pc

[brittle tundra]

[pastel night]

v

[fallen python]

Faster and faster each heist. Very proud of my self

[wooden garnet]

Very nice

[amber oyster]

nice job dude

[wooden garnet]

@glass mortar can you imagine a worse heist

My RNG has just been awful these last few days

The secondary take is literally less than the primary

[glass mortar]

jesus christ man

that is fucking awful

im wheezing

[dusky timber]

[wheat grotto]

Did you see it on twitter @solid pond

[wooden garnet]

whoever said this was hard, was capping

[solid pond]

No this is on GTAForums.com

It’s the epicenter of the rockstar Fanbase

Where most r* leaks surface and gain traction

[wheat grotto]

Ok!!!!!!!

THANKS

[solid pond]

Sure

[wooden garnet]

@glass mortar not

[wheat grotto]

Is longfin faster than kotsaka @wooden garnet

[wooden garnet]

yes

another not

[wheat hare]

Jesus

[lethal birch]

Bruh are they in this discord

[wheat hare]

No

[lethal birch]

Why do they have blue names then?

[wheat hare]

It’s a different server

[lethal birch]

Oh

[storm mica]

why can't other discord servers have blue usernames

[wooden garnet]

not touching this cringe heist for a long time now

[mystic lantern]

illegal money?

[wooden garnet]

🚮

[mystic lantern]

lol why don't you use replay

[wooden garnet]

🚮

[mystic lantern]

i get 4.9 million

[storm mica]

oleg is simply a tryhard grinder

[wooden garnet]

this is how you make entry to submarine

[storm mica]

rip rsx

[wooden garnet]

why rip

[nocturne otter]

Nice 4k uhd

[wooden garnet]

yus yus

epic quality recording

i know

[nocturne otter]

[wooden garnet]

I'm not a scrub to pay 20k insurance everytime I wanna get to my kosatka in a land vehicle

I have strats

[storm mica]

oh wait

[nocturne otter]

He stored it

[storm mica]

mc
ez vehicle return
forgot

[wooden garnet]

casually does a 360 noscope hackerman move

[cyan crag]

Why

[wooden garnet]

heist cronge.

🚮

@storm mica beng beng

audio bugged again

imagine spamming two rockets at a guy and he just refuses to die

GTA Online in a nutshell

[storm mica]

bang bang bang bang bang pow boom

[covert saddle]

After 3 years of wanting my fav car in game

[storm mica]

is that a bmw

normal mode 😔

[wooden garnet]

The one in the back is

I don't think his dream car is the BMW though

[storm mica]

ye ur right
though i can't tell what car it this
might be a police car

[wooden garnet]

that is a police car

it has the no-siren red and blue godrays on it

[storm mica]

:trollface:

[wooden garnet]

I meant this

the M2 with the NFS livery

[wooden garnet]

nice

congrats men

1.9bil poggies

[storm mica]

now for 2bil

[wooden garnet]

2bil soon™️

[storm mica]

more oleg stream when

[wooden garnet]

tomorrow

oleg race

pls

[mystic lantern]

its looks like a new police car

[gleaming reef]

dealer and me both have blackjack

[solid pond]

This

[upbeat ether]

Can someone pls tell me how to get off 1 car a day sell limit

[rain falcon]

the musket is apparently a bolt action sniper when you shoot while in stealth mode

[mystic lantern]

how did you get it

[rain falcon]

you can buy it from ammunation during the 4th of july event

[mystic lantern]

ok thx

[rain falcon]

so you'll have to wait another year

[viral swallow]

how do i post media@rain falcon

[rain falcon]

you have to be server level 5

[viral swallow]

oh

[crystal smelt]

@hushed tree

oh its blurry

[hushed tree]

What time for us

[jaunty wigeon]

LA 2 am I think it says

[crystal smelt]

let me try reuploding it

are you east or west coast? @hushed tree

[hushed tree]

Mid

[hushed tree]

Central time

[jaunty wigeon]

Oh that was much better

[crystal smelt]

there much clearer

check the photo and see where youre closest to

[hushed tree]

4am for me

[crystal smelt]

alright

[haughty bough]

5am? So I have 7 hours to grind 🧍‍♀️

[crystal smelt]

I have about 7 hours as well but Im done grinding for now

[hushed tree]

I’m Chicago time

[haughty bough]

Im NY time

but i had no clue i was going to have to grind money for this 😒

[lethal birch]

just be better

and you’ll have it

ez

[glass mortar]

jesus christ man just give us the gta 4 sentinel

then it'd actually make sense

two times in a row have they fucked us

[lethal birch]

5 PM

[lucid hazel]

What is this truck called

[storm mica]

speedo

[nocturne otter]

Speedo custom

[wooden pebble]

@lethal birch any solution to why my helmet drip goes off when I enter building and stuff??

So annoying me

[lethal birch]

you could just save the outfit with the helmet

[wooden pebble]

I did

[lethal birch]

Oooor not using a helmet in the first place kek

[wooden pebble]

It's ok then I load back the saved outfit everytime helmet goes off

[forest cave]

Is this actually true??

[wooden garnet]

I guess we'll know in an hour won't we

[dusky timber]

[wooden garnet]

"train robbery"

[lethal birch]

All you had to do was follow the damn train!

[wooden garnet]

I guess they put the wrong update in the wrong game

[lethal birch]

kek

[heady geode]

Wrong update, fool!

[wooden garnet]

If this actually be true, they're really trying hard to emulate the old fast and furious movies

[lethal birch]

So if we're following the timeline correctly, in about 4 DLCs from now, we'll be in space

[lethal birch]

either that or rockstar rans out of cocaine

[vast ice]

Um-

[lethal birch]

It's aight

He's taking a quick power nap before the DLC comes out

[misty moss]

Only photo i have

Thought i'd share

[lethal birch]

imagine wearing a mask

I socially distance in GTA Online aswell

[misty moss]

I just wear the mask cause it fits my character imo

As dumb as it sounds i like to think of my character as something akin to a slit mouthed woman

Something like these

[hoary flint]

It is time boys

[zealous python]

when does the update release for ps?

same time zone as xbox?

[hoary flint]

Now

[zealous python]

oh

fuck gotta get up then

[hoary flint]

Imma just stay up and see what the update has then go my happy ass to sleep

[lethal birch]

The prices

I want to see the numbers

The numbers mason

[zealous python]

i’ll show them as soon as it is done copying

even tho copying takes longer than the update itself

[lethal birch]

Just take a pic lmao

gta update on rockstar's launcher

Im late for work

[zealous python]

still updating

[lethal birch]

yup me too

only 4.35gb

[zealous python]

ps4 sucks ass with updates

like after u download it, it has to “copy” evrything

[rocky thicket]

3.87/4.5 done

[zealous python]

and that shit takes longer than the update itself

[cinder mason]

Lez goooo

[lethal birch]

its downloaded for me

[cerulean mist]

This is a livestream of the new los santos tuners update in gta online that was released today! im going to be checking out all the new stuff, possibly doing some car meets, customisation of the new cars and more! :

https://youtu.be/3xBHXVxX1UY

[spare ravine]

Repost

[solar blaze]

Lol self promotion isnt the way to go

[spare ravine]

Ik i removed the tt one

[keen tree]

😎

[spare ravine]

Swag musiccc

😫😫😫😫

[slim vault]

Updating Rockstar Game Launcher intensified

[fickle fractal]

omfg help me my launcher won't let me back online and social club in chrome is not responding what TF is happening

it says up but duhh none of them responds!

[lethal birch]

@edgy wave

[edgy wave]

OHH

[lethal birch]

bro they changed the lighting in gta

[latent raptor]

in what way?

[lethal birch]

is there a self promo channel i just uploaded a lil showcase on the update link on my profile

[solemn quarry]

Why gta is updating in epic games

[lethal birch]

its more vibrant

hey is anyone good at r* editor here and can help me figuring something out

[near minnow]

Sus ayooooooo WTF

[frosty yacht]

Aye

[wooden garnet]

@storm mica net speed popping off

@sand quest is u online right now?

[sand quest]

soon

[wooden garnet]

pls

[sand quest]

u download slow

[wooden garnet]

soon™️

shoo

is wifi

don't booli

[sand quest]

i alrdy bought everything

[worn kestrel]

same

[wooden garnet]

I will buy everything when I log on too

[sand quest]

i want see zancudo hangar owner tho

[wooden garnet]

Hangar Owner?

[sand quest]

if the zancudo mission doesnt attract cops

[wooden garnet]

oh

it don't

until you get detected inside

near the MOC hangar

then 5 stars

[sand quest]

i blaze right through

[wooden garnet]

The payouts seem to be ass

[sand quest]

with a zr350 in discord stream

[wooden garnet]

150k for the heists?

🚮

[sand quest]

is a very mini heist

[wooden garnet]

but still tedious

two preps per heist?

[sand quest]

invite works too

[wooden garnet]

6-8min long mission?

🚮

I expect at least 500k pay

[sand quest]

i still not upgraded all my cars

[wooden garnet]

poor

[sand quest]

i left 94m in bank

i stream now

[wooden garnet]

downloaded update

logging in now

get an invite lobby and invite me @sand quest

@sand quest Literally everyone's online

[sand quest]

invited

[sand quest]

i got my first exotoc car mission @wooden garnet

[wooden garnet]

huh okay

you just went off radar for me

[fickle fractal]

Help 🙂

[sand quest]

y u leave @wooden garnet

[violet juniper]

https://youtu.be/6F2kOvicn_E

[sand quest]

@wooden garnet

[wooden garnet]

nice nice

[mild blaze]

bRuH

[wooden garnet]

I modded my Dominator GTT

[mild blaze]

shi

[wooden garnet]

Now modding my ZR350 @sand quest

@sand quest

[nocturne otter]

What happend to the mustang

[wooden garnet]

oi

no

it's a bumblebee

[nocturne otter]

Mustang ruined

Lovely moostang

[steel coyote]

did cayo prtico got nerfed

[vestal cipher]

saw this on Reddit

nice car meet entrance

[wooden garnet]

no u

it looks nice okay

[nocturne otter]

No pogu .

[lethal birch]

Which ones that

[violet ferry]

what car is that and how much

[keen tree]

Sultan

7k on San Andreas, you can get it on street

[gloomy vortex]

annis euros

1.3 mil trade price

[ebon gyro]

*grabs sledgehammer*

[lethal birch]

What is that Windows theme?

Are you playing this shit on a Windows XP computer?

[violet ferry]

thats like windows 1

[lethal birch]

Wait, are you running that through Linux or something?

[ebon gyro]

yup

[lethal birch]

That explains it

[ebon gyro]

lmao

linux master race

[lethal birch]

THE DRIP

Turners trailer out on YouTube

[wooden garnet]

H

Game already went pepega for me

At least now I know the car meet interior is in mt chiliad

[sand quest]

y u crash @wooden garnet

[wooden garnet]

Modekick ree

[sand quest]

[wooden garnet]

I don't see you online anymore

where is u

@sand quest moder hacker modekicked me reeee

[sand quest]

makes me god mode

i like

[fickle fractal]

putang ina buti pa kayo yung sakin ayaw parin gumana

[frail condor]

thank you I really did understand that Alucard

[silver onyx]

Less goo

[dense turret]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-G6K423cgO0

Oh well, time to spawn my Alkonost on the street

[storm mica]

Mine’s nothing faster

[past bolt]

Bought a staff member for the new auto shop, ended up getting two…

[rocky mist]

new patch new bugs, altho i cant shoot

[hallow wharf]

Not bugs. Its the modders. Restart your device. Did for me too

[hallow wharf]

Before the update

[rocky mist]

oh ok

but after scounting

was this camera always here?

strange

[wooden garnet]

I don't remember that camera ever

It literally is placed to block the speedrun route

[rocky mist]

same

thats why i asked

[wooden garnet]

Doesn't matter much

You can climb up the hill to avoid that

[rocky mist]

altho i tried it and it dosnet make any diffrence

[wooden garnet]

Loses you about 5s in a run

[rocky mist]

u just have to avoid a small bit of a road

[wooden garnet]

Max

[glad osprey]

Now i know that exists only with this car

[unreal aspen]

be happy with that

my internet goes into kb/s sometimes

[wooden garnet]

two wins in a row, not

[random vine]

best way to get rep?

[wooden garnet]

I was happy, "popping off" means epicness

[lethal birch]

bruh my customer car cant be modified

[random vine]

well fastest

wait wrong channel fuck

[wooden garnet]

no idea how much rep each activity provides, so far the best and fastest way to get rep is Head To Head challenges in the Car Meet from my experience

[rocky mist]

allways

[summer heron]

Buddy, wich garage is that one?

[wheat grotto]

The new one at the auto shop

[summer heron]

Oh thanks! I didn't knew cause I can't play, u know, Epic trouble

[wheat grotto]

Rip

[glacial ice]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/747231596368887827/867069543645446214/Grand_Theft_Auto_V_2021-07-20_16-44-02_Trim.mp4

personal aircraft flawlessly spawn right near you now

[wooden garnet]

@sand quest bro the calico feels so much better to drift than the zr350

Try that next time you're online

[sand quest]

[wooden garnet]

just a casual car enthusiast in the middle of other car enthusiasts, nothing to worry about

don't mind the spetznaz outfit

[full bramble]

im getting kinda jealous ngl

epic games login is still down so i cant even log into my acc

[paper pewter]

whats happening with epic rn?

[full bramble]

the login is down

we cant even access our epic games acc

[paper pewter]

fuckkkkkk

[wooden garnet]

Yeah I heard about that

[full bramble]

and just for a small ass update on a 2013 game

[wooden garnet]

Very sadge

First rockstar was down on epic

Now epic itself

Big sad.

[full bramble]

and ofc they promote a game while the login is down

check the official epic games twitter

[low carbon]

curious

[full bramble]

r* actually fixed something? impressive

[wooden garnet]

So they patched one bug out of 100 in that heist?

Epic

[full bramble]

so they patch a bug but not cayo replay

[coral lake]

UH?

[vestal cipher]

Other people had that to

[full bramble]

smuggler gaming

[paper pewter]

i had that earlier today too lol

[vestal cipher]

This is a fucking lie

[full bramble]

you're telling me, cant even access my own account

[wooden garnet]

@karmic dew nice one scrub

[formal loom]

laughs in steam

[full bramble]

but it was free on epic games

[formal loom]

[karmic dew]

Lag

[wooden garnet]

Doesn't look like it

Lag makes people teleport because their location is wrong on my screen

Oleg was teleporting for me when I was spectating him

[vestal cipher]

can someone dm me the official patch notes page

[wooden garnet]

It's in #gta-news

[vestal cipher]

oh

[rocky mist]

they even changed a swping card animation

GUYS BIG SHIT ON CAYO PERICO, THIS IS NOT A GLITCH NOW U CAN GET GOLD ALONE

[full bramble]

if only i could access my account

[simple night]

You are looking at a door in this screenshot

[vestal cipher]

Yes

[full bramble]

r* devs actually fixing bugs instead of masturbating to cockroach porn?

[near minnow]

Let's gooooooooo

[near minnow]

Link?

[simple night]

explain how.

[vestal cipher]

#gta-news

holy shit they patched a lot of things on cayo

[full bramble]

but still havent patched out cayo replay

[vestal cipher]

That happens to me on power drills

Prob possible on every setup

[rocky mist]

where are like full list of changes

patch notes or something

[full bramble]

#gta-news

[rocky mist]

but i mean something like this

[simple night]

@rocky mist

[full bramble]

#gta-news

it's literally there

[simple night]

What do you mean get gold while solo @rocky mist

[vestal cipher]

fixing all of these bugs being patched on cayo

[simple night]

I pinged u like 4 tiems for this

[rocky mist]

then im blind

[vestal cipher]

Now a new bug

Having a gun on gather intel lol

[simple night]

@rocky mist

[rocky mist]

like what

u can get gold inside compawn alone now

[simple night]

How

[rocky mist]

u dont need another person for it so

dunno

[simple night]

I just need one keycard?

[rocky mist]

yes

[simple night]

Oh shit

[rocky mist]

and one pair of hands

[simple night]

Alr

[lethal birch]

LES GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[rocky mist]

also

they fixed torch underwater it no longer works when u put it in your ass

added new look for some guards

add camera that can ruin speedrun

[full bramble]

ok cool, let me login tho

[lethal birch]

aight bro

[full bramble]

if i could i would

[acoustic musk]

Wait they added/re-positioned a camera in the compound?

[simple night]

I hope that 1 person gold is intentional

I dont want it to get patched in 5 hours

[rocky mist]

ye i mentioned that allready and addes ss of it

srcoll up and find it

its a map ss with yellow marker

[full bramble]

epic games login is working

[rocky mist]

also they tried to fix velum that u use to approach cayo

but its still broken anyway

[simple night]

Wdym tried to fix

[full bramble]

wdym

but it was down the last time i checked

[icy mango]

f

[frail condor]

go play minecraft

[icy mango]

yeh chat is toxic

[lucid zealot]

[simple night]

@rocky mist that solo gold doesnt work. I pick up a keycard, go to gold place and it doesnt give me the option to swipe the card

[icy mango]

other side

[storm mica]

So messy

[rocky mist]

then idk

[icy mango]

It isnt messy

its pretty nice

ill show you my favourite car in a sec

gotta put on the suite first

[glacial ice]

did you manag eto open it @rocky mist

[cerulean mist]

In this video i showcase the new Annis ZR-350 released as part of the new GTA Online Tuners DLC . I will be customising the car and also giving my personal review and opinions of it. The Annis ZR-350 is a returning car to gta , as it was featured in gta san andreas, and is based off of the FD Mazda RX7: https://youtu.be/qBKkK4nHy-o

[icy mango]

AKA The pimp mobile

[icy mango]

thats how you get banned

[swift terrace]

yep

my level 300 account got banned last year for collecting money drops

0/10 would not do again

[drifting garnet]

what should I do with 60 million?

[unborn hatch]

Uninstall the game and focus on your life

[drifting garnet]

😮

it's summer vacation for now and School will start at the end of august again:)

[cyan crag]

My new outfit

[restive tendon]

very nice

[storm mica]

What the hell

[rocky mist]

yes i did

[glacial ice]

Solo?

[rocky mist]

oh

no there was a guy with me

ya know i probobly spelld bs on chat

[glacial ice]

Oh, I'm gonna be doing a Cayo later cause I need money, I guess I'll see if you can solo the door

[rocky mist]

BUT

i saw in yt

they fixed door glitch

[glacial ice]

That's unfortunate

[dusk ermine]

Why do you make so less in duos and squads at cayo?

I get more moni moni in solo

[opal thunder]

When new discounts

[rain falcon]

the train can finally be stopped

[lethal birch]

https://youtu.be/oKRftj90i1s

[obsidian umbra]

they for drifting

[cerulean mist]

In this video i showcase the new Annis Remus released as part of the new GTA Online Tuners DLC . I will be customising the car and also giving my personal review and opinions of it. The Annis Remus is a new car to the gta series, and is based off of the Nissan Silvia S13: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23pX8fWF42M

@marsh bane drifting the old fashioned way is best

track tires should be grippy asf

[summer timber]

How did you get anime on your car

[storm mica]

livery

[summer timber]

For real xd

[violet inlet]

https://twitter.com/somecallmeturky/status/1417569473045925888?s=21

Turkey (@SomeCallMeTurky)

Stylin' on em https://t.co/XlgJbcvWk4

Twitter · Jul 20, 2021, 7:37 PM

[wooden garnet]

stylin' on people who don't have friends

[wooden garnet]

close race

[wheat hare]

He was trying to spin me out by pushing on my bumper

[edgy sluice]

Can someone tell me what car is that? Then white one

[forest tapir]

jester classic i think

[vestal citrus]

That's the Penumbra FF

[edgy sluice]

among the new cars im guessing

[vestal citrus]

no

It's been out for quite a while

[edgy sluice]

Alright thanks

[pliant stream]

hey, just found out they released a new tuners update today since i havent played in like a year. i was wondering, can you tune any car in the game with the new update?

[wary spoke]

?

[wary spoke]

#gta-questions

[lethal birch]

OMG I LOVE THIS HOODIE SO MUCHHH

I NEEEEED IT

[wooden garnet]

ez clap

[wicked stratus]

good

[bold kestrel]

Anyone here on linux?

[lethal birch]

@lethal birch you literally do this, finding a boat isnt "faster", if anything its slower and runs the risk of getting detected, this works every time and takes like 20 seconds

the route is roughly this

[forest tapir]

going directly to the left is even faster

[slim cobalt]

Gonna Take A Long Ass Time To Unlock

[wooden garnet]

meta already discovered

[slim cobalt]

If you can’t beat em join em

[wooden garnet]

@whole cape @storm mica ez

[lethal birch]

people use the Celica

[wooden garnet]

@whole cape @storm mica ez

[wooden garnet]

Calico suffers from heavy understeer

[jaunty thorn]

Not actually map way to get money. It's one mans job and easy and fast

[wooden garnet]

people were using that as a meta before switching to the Jester

[storm mica]

xD

[wooden garnet]

@storm mica ez-er, lzz

[storm mica]

cancer remus steer

[wooden garnet]

Remus steers nice

at least from the two minutes I drove it

I'll use it in a race this time

[storm mica]

that subway station really screwed me

@wooden garnet i go for now
be back later

[wooden garnet]

hmm alright

I'll head out too

@storm mica lzz

Also this S2000 cannot for the life of it handles bumps and curbs

It's like the fkin GTO

[acoustic musk]

So these are the official borders of when the escape trigger happens? Or just an estimation?

[storm mica]

i got a call irl ffs

[nocturne otter]

You're gonna get it by menu huh

[lethal birch]

ah but of course

[nocturne otter]

[lethal birch]

the borders seem to be closer down there, not sure of the actual borders

[glacial ice]

@rocky mistso i tired and i cant open the doors solo

[wooden swan]

https://youtu.be/zxiKapHX0Jc

1:12-1:52 is mint

[lethal birch]

HOW DOES HE DO THAT

[wooden swan]

low speeds and throttle control

[lethal birch]

UM

C

[hearty trout]

i fucking lost my shit

[zenith wren]

Why can i not send pics?

[wooden swan]

[zenith wren]

[wooden swan]

[zenith wren]

[violet inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/excited-4hrs-4hours-gif-12595378

[hearty trout]

think i got pretty close to what i was aiming for

[near minnow]

Your rlly a virgin if grind for this

[wooden swan]

i ground for that

[tawdry jay]

im the black ronald mcdonald

looking real good

sheesh

[hearty trout]

arena wars all over again?

[tawdry jay]

i mean you could just mod yourself a shit ton of levels or increase xp gains

also who the fuck would even want that?

[devout furnace]

dm me to watch game 6 nba im streaming it

[near minnow]

Flex

[unreal aspen]

feels exactly like that so far, but better cars

[tawdry jay]

yeah look at me i wasted so many hours of my life on a racing suit in gta

thats some flex

[hearty trout]

yes, im totally not a cop, nothing to worry about here

[ebon gyro]

me

[queen quest]

[honest mulch]

TOFU DELIVERY!!!!!

[queen quest]

NPCs are scripted to hit you, what is thinking?

[slim cobalt]

It All Should Be Decreased To A Maximum Of 100

[nocturne skiff]

IS THAT A SUPRA

[hearty trout]

no

[lethal birch]

They're expecting sharkcards

[quiet solstice]

WHO TOOK TheFoxCrew AS A CREW NAME

[queen quest]

well you got that right

shark cards all of because of Take2, it's parent company

[lethal birch]

🙄

[queen quest]

irl Annis Remus (Nissan Silvia S13 K's)

[slim cobalt]

Is It A Boy Or Girl?

The Answer Will Be Decided On Which Flys Into The Building

[silver onyx]

ewww

[frail condor]

[cosmic thorn]

Sheeeshh

[storm mica]

what the hell

[tacit ridge]

the amount of money in that picture