gta-media

[lethal birch]

I'm going to be an asshole and merge no ragdoll glitch with godmode :p

I just want to try this

(I only use godmode when I am against some modders who then proceed to crash my game)

[wooden garnet]

@storm mica

[lethal birch]

@wooden garnetWant to learn how to do passive ceo car bomb? 👀

[wooden garnet]

Dude probably watched a Ghilliemaster video about the FL R2k and went "OMG RuINeR 2K BeST VehIClE So OPpPpppP" 😩

[lethal birch]

His drivingh is so shit...

[wooden garnet]

I already use my Scramjet for car decking so

But sure

My aim was very potato

In that clip

[lethal birch]

I'll add you and join you one day

[storm mica]

Bruh this one is more idiotic than the one metpro fought

[wooden garnet]

I was warming up

[lethal birch]

I'm a little busy rn

I meant the r2k

Doesn't even know how to make it harder to aim or anything

He's just a sitting target

[wooden garnet]

I got the funniest kill on him later on

People who use FL R2k's are so predictable

I love it

[storm mica]

[lethal birch]

Crawling back to r2k

Without it he's useless :p

[storm mica]

He’d be better off fighting in a rc tank tbh

[lethal birch]

rc tank is the worst

As in I have a hard time countering

[storm mica]

Bst+helmet and rocket spam it

[wooden garnet]

RC Tanks are not very hard to not die to, they're just fkin annoying to kill

[lethal birch]

bst helmet and armor

I resort to ghosted khanjali

It's like an rc tank

[wooden garnet]

but huge

[lethal birch]

Yes xd

[wooden garnet]

xd

[storm mica]

Armor arent really necessary tbf
From the tank’s perspective it’s all explosion and chaos
plus u can always rpg urself and make it look like an accident

[lethal birch]

That's controller aim

I shit you not

Controller free aim

[wooden garnet]

I accidentally sent the wrong video, we'll ignore that

As I was saying, FMJ Revolver

[storm mica]

If only hollow point was still a one shot😔

[wooden garnet]

😩

nice ass lobby btw

shoo

[wooden pebble]

@wooden garnet

[wooden garnet]

[wooden pebble]

How is my retired modder

[wooden garnet]

Very fine

[wooden pebble]

[coarse wadi]

Give Nothing Back

[wooden pebble]

lucky bastrd

@wooden garnet started from the bottom now we way up.....way up

best busnes in gtao

[wide heath]

[wooden pebble]

more chips than money

[wide heath]

Hmm time to pull a chad move and trade for cash

[wooden pebble]

no

chips grind makes me happy,

i started with 10 chips....i converted it into a mil

road to 1 bill

[wide heath]

Yes, do it or I'll get in the interior with a firetruck and ragdoll your character haha me big brain

[wooden pebble]

i have gone to 8mill

then decided to test slots

back to 0 after 4 days

my hand hurt

[glad lance]

#memes-and-shitposting

[opal thunder]

dude your always going minimod

plus

I can’t use that channel

[wooden garnet]

@hallow depot @nocturne otter GGs

[left flame]

Then dont use it 🗿

Just get perms from mods

[opal thunder]

That’s the point

[glad lance]

Not an excuse

[left flame]

Pog

[glad lance]

Read pins there on how to get approval

[opal thunder]

How dare I post a meme

NO EXCUSES FOR SUCH INTOLERANT BEHAVOIR

ABSOLUTLY DISGUSTING POSTING MEMES

Despicable

[golden harness]

@opal thunder Shitposting is only allowed in #memes-and-shitposting.
Shitposting is a failure to make a constructive post, posting memes, trolling, or other forms of degrading the chat quality.
This is up to the moderator's discretion. https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Shit Posting
Requested by: @glad lance

[opal thunder]

You already said that big man

It’s a media channel

[glad lance]

Yes

Media

Not shitposting

Theres a channel for shitposting

[opal thunder]

What the fuck do you think media is

[opal thunder]

Gotta post an application for that channel

Can’t do that

[glad lance]

Yeah

Why not

[opal thunder]

Lemme just search the 4 thousand fucking channel in this place for a single clue just so I can post memes

[glad lance]

Its in the pins in the shitposting channel

[wooden pebble]

hi bolt

[wooden garnet]

Also GGs

[wooden pebble]

[wooden garnet]

scrub

[wooden pebble]

[glad lance]

6:51 no elite challenge

[opal thunder]

I thought you did it solo and only got 600k for a second

[glad lance]

[wooden garnet]

Yeah, the idot alerted the guards and got killed

[glad lance]

Nice

[wooden garnet]

[glad lance]

Nice job @hallow depot

[wooden garnet]

Lowest I've gotten (and which is possible to get solo) is 792k or something

Tequila, normal mode, no secondary loot

dis

[glad lance]

Why did you skip secondarys

[wooden garnet]

Was going for a non-elite pb

got one too

4:33 not bad, though this is an old run

I can 100% improve very easily

[glad lance]

I got 4:56 with elite challenge

[wooden garnet]

[glad lance]

L

I'm better

Also b2b moment

[wooden garnet]

y u booli me

[wooden garnet]

Wanted to go for a better run, b2b saves key rng

[glad lance]

B2b is cringe

I have never done it

[wooden garnet]

Didn't end up getting a good run, so I continued on anyway

For money? I only did b2b as a pleb on Act II.

Haven't done it for money ever since

[lethal birch]

a crew named Booty

[wooden garnet]

That was before DCH was a thing

[glad lance]

Dch is boring

Also doomsday is only fun the first time

[wooden garnet]

After a year of grinding it, yeah

Doomsday finales were never fun to me

[glad lance]

I liked them

[wooden garnet]

too much of this

[glad lance]

Thats just you being bad

[left flame]

Inf point?

[wooden garnet]

hmm yes yes

me so bad i don't have godmode for rapid fire bugs on pc 😩

[glad lance]

Also subtitles

[wooden garnet]

Non native english speaker, deal with it

[glad lance]

Same

But i dont have subtitles on

[wooden garnet]

I've just had it on since forever and never bothered removing

It doesn't bother me

[lethal birch]

@wooden garnet

[wooden garnet]

nice one

[lethal birch]

He still gets double tapped by me

I never realised he was using a shitty invis outfit

The only parts that were invis are feet bottom part of body and hands

lmfao

Meanwhile

[wooden garnet]

[lethal birch]

Before you jump at me

omg modded acc bad

I have a legit account

[wooden garnet]

invisible bodies 🚮

[lethal birch]

I only use it if I want to test if someone is modding

[wooden garnet]

don't care about modded accounts, they're all fine as long as they don't come with a script or weird buffs like fast run

[lethal birch]

Eh

[wooden garnet]

every tryhard or anti-tryhard ever uses modded accounts on pc

[lethal birch]

Only thing modded on that acc is money

[wooden garnet]

coolio

[lethal birch]

Other than that I made the outifts

[wooden garnet]

I don't mind then

Invisible outfits though 🚮

[lethal birch]

Which every other fucking modder has been chasing me for

[wooden garnet]

Regardless of how unfair it is in sniping, they look fucking ugly 🤮

[lethal birch]

One of them spent a whole month following me

[wooden garnet]

Fortunately never had a script kiddie chase me across lobbies

[lethal birch]

waiting with their menu open to copy the outift

[wooden garnet]

Most I've gotten is a dashboard crash

[lethal birch]

But since he was using a male character

[wooden garnet]

Potentially a DDoS

[lethal birch]

I get ddos'd on a daily in the vc from this server

[wooden garnet]

I wouldn't know because my internet has a dynamic IP system, but it does fluctuate a bit

[lethal birch]

I just use a vpn

But sometimes connection is so slow I just say fuck it and use my dynamic too

[wooden garnet]

VPNs make my internet slo

🚮

[lethal birch]

same

But I lag on purpose sometimes

To do some extra damage

[wooden garnet]

Gotta get them one shots

[lethal birch]

On my sniper shots

Yes yes

[wooden garnet]

My ping is trash as it is

Most my shots are one shots anyway

[lethal birch]

At one point I lagged so hard apparently I was in godmode

[wooden garnet]

Cringey Chinese lobbies

[lethal birch]

Come eu lobby

Totally not full of jet spamming germans

[wooden garnet]

I do when one of my EU based frens is online

It's always zhe Germans

lags, yus yus

[lethal birch]

lmaoo

Back fired

[lethal birch]

First one no hat diff gloves

And diff shoes

[lethal birch]

uhm im a noob just started the game and i need help with starting is anyone down?

[lethal birch]

this says a lot about my life

[wooden garnet]

Tfw you admit to being a boomer on the internet by saying you'll be 80yrs old in 4 years

[unreal granite]

#pc-l｜other-lfg

[severe garnet]

@trim schooner

[trim schooner]

epic battle

i was trying to get past you but I was afraid I'd lag hit you

holy shit my car on your screen didn't even look like a Schafter anymore

[severe garnet]

Yeah it was kinda damaged

811 doing wheelies 🥵

[trim schooner]

who needs muscle cars

[lethal birch]

After 4 years we can see gta 6...

Finally xD

i've changed the gender of my character put on a beach outfit and two different people picked me up and drove me to the strip club lmaooo

[lethal birch]

actually using the breaks on your car?

ew

[lethal birch]

disgusting

[glad osprey]

The FINEST peer to peer connection

[heady cairn]

bruhhhh

[dry sage]

Fucking help me pls

[dry sage]

Yus

[coarse wadi]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/769942037985230860/859947313321082910/unknown.png

[cold lark]

[candid beacon]

whole ass carrier spawned on cayo

feds pulling up on el Rubio

there were lazers too

[brittle tundra]

my eyes

[lethal birch]

my nuts

[queen stratus]

my ass

[idle maple]

well fuck

[coarse wadi]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/769942037985230860/859948262031360040/unknown.png

proud of this, but what do y'all think

[brittle tundra]

looks dope

[candid beacon]

how are you

that broke

you can’t even afford lights

@frank jungle these barcodes ain shit

[green pecan]

Anybody wanna unlock chrome with me

[lethal birch]

They hit you offline

[candid beacon]

nah

[lethal birch]

Thats what most barcodes do

[candid beacon]

they switched sessions

[lethal birch]

Or most tryhards

[candid beacon]

I came at them first cause they were trying to kill me in a jet but I had a explosive sniper 💀

[lethal birch]

💀 they'll usually inv their friends to jump you. And then maybe they'll boot u offline

[candid beacon]

I killed them in a tank after had to go afk they switched sessions

[lethal birch]

💀

[quick loom]

Its 2am and im tired but finally

[hallow depot]

rich

[quick loom]

Boy that super yacht drained my money though

Its half off but still overpriced af

[lethal birch]

lol

[lethal birch]

why you waste your money

why you didnt give the money drop

i will report you xD

[heady cairn]

no need to. orb them all

[heady cairn]

u dont have more then 20? u suck /s /s calm down

[low carbon]

bring your son to work day

[wooden pebble]

SEXI BOII

[nocturne otter]

Why is it on sale rn

[wooden pebble]

TAT SEXI ASS

dem glasses

[sharp yarrow]

I let my brother play and he bought a gas mask

[wooden garnet]

brakeboosting and handbrake boosting in a clean race 🚮

[wooden pebble]

LOOKATHISDUD

[lethal birch]

If someone wants to do car meets im starting a group on ps4 dm me

[lethal birch]

Category: america

[slim dagger]

GTA 6 in 2025? lol.

[lethal birch]

poggers

[oblique nest]

Nice I got that too

[lethal birch]

the whole setup is glitched

wait what

it happened to me and all the guards didnt move and were unable to spot me

and once i finished it i had all my guns lol

i think i have a picure

[frosty pasture]

Do you have all the other trophys to?

[lethal birch]

yeah to get the platinum you have to get all base game trophies @frosty pasture

not the dlc trophies though

[frosty pasture]

Ik how platnuim works I have 27 of them lol

[frosty pasture]

I have some dlc stuff but not them all

[lethal birch]

lol alright

i only have 2 plats

i don't have cmm and elitist

[lethal birch]

was your last backseat driver

[frosty pasture]

Yes 😂

Same map map to cuz that's criminal records in your picture to 😂

[oblique nest]

Wow nice @frosty pasture

I only got 11

[lethal birch]

i got 9 plats so far

[frosty pasture]

Idk how it works on pc but I assume steam or something

[wooden garnet]

GTA V has it's own set of achievements on PC

[lethal birch]

platinum trophies

i have 9

[frosty pasture]

Platnuim trophys are when you 100% complete all the base set trophys for the game

[wooden garnet]

The launcher doesn't matter iirc

[frosty pasture]

Platnuim trophys are a Sony thing tho

[wooden garnet]

You can use the Social Club website

[frosty pasture]

There's section in gta online which says all the things you've done

[wooden garnet]

this is mine for example

nah, they're both mixed

looks like this

for individual awards

I never bothered doing stuff required for storymode

Like getting 100% completion

can't be bothered to collect spaceship parts and letter scraps

[frosty pasture]

Mine says I don't have the platnuim for the game but I do 🙄

This tho

[wooden garnet]

Also half the time during my first 4 playthroughs of GTA V Story, I didn't have an active internet connection so it didn't register when I did the accomplishments like that The Moment of Truth

which car

[frosty pasture]

No 😂

[wooden garnet]

Average street sedan

[frosty pasture]

I'd cry if I got that 😂

[oblique nest]

Noob

[wooden pebble]

Walk to the counter. Outfits, independence....

There's tons of other new clothes . U have to search in each tops, pants etc catagory . New helmets too

[wooden garnet]

Also half the time during my first 4 playthroughs of GTA V Story, I didn't have an active internet connection so it didn't register when I did the accomplishments

[oblique nest]

yeah that sucks

[wooden garnet]

I've done about 7-8 playthroughs of the game so far

[oblique nest]

when I was doing watch dogs 2 plat

I first played the games demo

and the demo saves your progress

So when I got the game, I started from about 3h in

And I was missing an early mission trophy

[tough drift]

looks like a hoe

[oblique nest]

so I had to restart

[wooden garnet]

I like how my Director Mode accomplishments date back to 2017, while my GTA Online accomplishments are from 2018

I had a shitty laptop back then, I completed the entire GTA story at 20fps or less

[oblique nest]

you have gay internet

[wooden garnet]

Then messed with Director Mode

Over the ocean

[tough drift]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/721079573848129556.png?v=1&size=64

[wooden garnet]

Where I used to get 30+fps

[oblique nest]

My dream

[wooden garnet]

Carbonizzare honestly best convertible

[tough drift]

i cap my fps at 60 lol

[wooden garnet]

mhm

[lethal birch]

what is that random clothing unlock

[frosty pasture]

I got this morning no idea 😂

[lethal birch]

who needs clothes anyway

[frosty pasture]

Look at them lines 😂

[lethal birch]

this is the outfit to make 10 year olds get an ass whooping if their mom walks in the room

also pretty funny when a half naked woman clears out an entire building with a heavy machine gun

[frosty pasture]

😂

[lethal birch]

a

not a great car

gonna try it out see if I like it

[wooden pebble]

[wooden garnet]

@lethal birch what car even is podium

[lethal birch]

hotring sabre

[wooden garnet]

Hmm oke

[lethal birch]

handling is pretty pepega

just gonna sell it 🚮

[wooden garnet]

It is a nascar model though

[lethal birch]

i LOST my bike

no, why does rockstar allow me to straight up delete my vehicle just because the garage is full?

it has cost me about 5 mil now

if you don't have the LOST vapid slamvan then do not even TALK

[slim vault]

Nice rob el rubio now

[lethal birch]

my problem isnt that i dont have the money

my problem that 5 mil is 5 mil

also i liked that car

[frail condor]

using macros to spam rockets

[wooden garnet]

Macros help

[lethal birch]

Crihard

[wooden pebble]

[lethal birch]

i am also changing to girl

[hallow depot]

@wooden garnetyou coming scrub?

[wooden garnet]

an hour from now, yus

if you're still there

[hallow depot]

dont you dare go afk this time

[wooden garnet]

yus yus

won't go afk

[lethal birch]

hotring sabre is extremely ugly and slides like it's on ice

throw it in the trash compactor

[hallow depot]

they are literally made to turn left

what do u expect

[lethal birch]

[wooden garnet]

@lethal birchpong

[lethal birch]

[hallow depot]

@lethal birch pong

[wooden garnet]

@hallow depot meanwhile, enjoy

[hallow depot]

[hallow depot]

i admit i have shite skills in gta

[wooden garnet]

I just turn around for a second and see you going "wheeeeeee" under the map

[hallow depot]

@wooden garnetscrub lets go killing in public sessions this time

[frail condor]

ultra racing moment

[wooden garnet]

if you can handle it, alrighty

get yourself a nightshark, upgrade it, and a vehicle of choice

[snow marlin]

are these all the hats?

new ones

[wooden pebble]

we bot tat W

[wooden pebble]

3v3 1 sided

[unreal granite]

ok

[wooden pebble]

ok

x3 money on moc missions in ezz nice

wat in da

gtao women are giants

[frail condor]

👠

[lethal birch]

step on me

[wooden garnet]

@hallow depot @lethal birch

[hallow depot]

perfect

call in an avenger

[lethal birch]

[dusky timber]

today i learned

[hallow depot]

yes

@wooden garnet inv

to

ceo

[lethal birch]

same @wooden garnet

[hallow depot]

bolt dying

@nocturne otter

[nocturne otter]

[hallow depot]

bolt left lmao

[nocturne otter]

[wooden garnet]

You fucker, I'm getting jumped by a jet and a mk2 and none of you idots showed up

I lagged out

[nocturne otter]

Go ghost

[hallow depot]

lmao

[wooden garnet]

No

[severe garnet]

Are you sure you didn’t pull the alt f4 enter combo

[nocturne otter]

Was he on thermal jet

[wooden garnet]

I was trying to snipe the jet

Maybe he was@nocturne otter

[nocturne otter]

BST+Heavy mk2?

Normal rounds?

[wooden garnet]

I was trying

[nocturne otter]

Why didn't you ewo

[wooden garnet]

I don't ewo

[nocturne otter]

On every case?

I ewo on jet+thermal+ghost

[lethal birch]

same

@wooden garnet @hallow depot godmode

[wooden pebble]

stuf bota go down

[lethal birch]

rockustarut

whaat?

I wasn't full health yet?

someone here said once that your health still goes up but it’s a very minor bonus

like it’s non existent

[wooden pebble]

GURL

[lethal birch]

@wooden garnet is mazzius on our team or what

[hallow depot]

whats ewo

[lethal birch]

easy way out

aka throw sticky and kys

@hallow depot honestly you wanna get in a sub together and go brr with guided missiles

[unkempt python]

I just had a fucking heart attack

Why is

[hallow depot]

xd

[unkempt python]

What happened to the screenshot

Suddenly GTA Online for the nintendo 64

[hallow depot]

FFFFFFFFFFF

wait

[lethal birch]

xbox game bar for recording

[hallow depot]

is thursday

its new fh4 car

[hallow depot]

i dont have any other rec software

[lethal birch]

get obs

[hallow depot]

its not light is it

[wooden garnet]

@hallow depot @lethal birch where the fuck are you people

[lethal birch]

sub

trolling him with guided missile

[wooden garnet]

I was stuck in that sniper sweat fest for so long

[lethal birch]

play smart

[wooden garnet]

Troll the fucking orange then

Tryhard scrub

[lethal birch]

easiest way to counter guys like that is to be smart

[wooden garnet]

If you can't tell, I'm not in a great mood after that shit

[lethal birch]

so I'm using naval warfare

[wooden garnet]

It's a sniper 2v1 you scrub

[lethal birch]

get in your kosatka use your own guided missiles

[wooden garnet]

I can't get in anything, don't you get it

Its a 2v1

If I do anything but snipe, I'll die

[lethal birch]

job tp idot

[wooden garnet]

There is no time

And I have jobs disabled

To enable them, I need cover

And you guys are doing fuck all to provide me that

[lethal birch]

new session?

[wooden garnet]

Take a scramjet and get to lsia

No, that's a good lobby tbf

Orange can snipe somewhat

[hallow depot]

oi

new session time

[wooden garnet]

What's mazzius doing

[lethal birch]

he tried to blow my kosatka up in a jet with off radar but I was smart and crash dived

[hallow depot]

that taole guy

im finding new session

[lethal birch]

yea I'm gonna do that too

[hallow depot]

my b11 is stock

[lethal birch]

taole guy is just one of the wasted skill tryhards

[hallow depot]

and i dont wanna do that long long cutscene

[lethal birch]

good at the game but abuses stuff instead

[wooden garnet]

SUCH A FUCKING SWEAT FEST

[lethal birch]

then don't do direct combat with him

[hallow depot]

oi

werst

i join ur session

did u switch session?

[lethal birch]

@wooden garnet you remember the naval warfare kosatka thing I did to you

where I went up and down repeatedly

[hallow depot]

so

[lethal birch]

I'm doing that exact thing to him

[hallow depot]

2 in kosatka

and one goes in a plane

or 1 in kosatka

[lethal birch]

when I surface he tries to come to me then I dive immediately so he can't

he's really desperate to kill me after I got him twice with guided missiles

[hallow depot]

bolt that was accidental

[wooden garnet]

@hallow depot set your targeting priority ti strangers you idot

[hallow depot]

he destroyed my kosakta

[lethal birch]

if you need I can invite you to my kosatka for emergency shelter

[hallow depot]

yes

sure

[lethal birch]

ping me if you need me to immediately invite you

[hallow depot]

@lethal birch

thanks

[lethal birch]

I'm heading over to blow up brown's sub

[wooden garnet]

@hallow depot fuck you

[hallow depot]

ok

@lethal birch surface

then go down again

[lethal birch]

lmk when to surface and dive

[hallow depot]

im tryna get that jet

too agile

go down

no use

[lethal birch]

actually how about you go to the helm and I use missile

I have 25600dpi setting on mouse

so I can probably get the jet

[hallow depot]

ok

thanks for telling me about the dpi setting lol

[lethal birch]

@hallow depot you need to go to helm

I'm underwater rn

to avoid taole from destroying the sub

[hallow depot]

no access for me

[lethal birch]

gimme a sec

[lethal birch]

go now should be able

[hallow depot]

yeah worked

[lethal birch]

I have it on auto pilot btw so you need to disable that

[hallow depot]

pong when go up

[lethal birch]

anytime

[hallow depot]

we have surfaced

go

[lethal birch]

@hallow depot dive

[hallow depot]

i should get in my b11

[lethal birch]

mk2 too agile

[hallow depot]

its near the pier

[lethal birch]

yea grab something else

[hallow depot]

so i leave sub submerged?

[lethal birch]

I'll sail it you grab my sparrow or smtg

you can also do that

[hallow depot]

ok

[lethal birch]

I have toreador or the submersible

[hallow depot]

i can use it?

[lethal birch]

yes

[hallow depot]

no

[lethal birch]

you should have perms for both

[hallow depot]

gotta swim

doesnt let me enter

[lethal birch]

I can take you to shore

come down to toread

[hallow depot]

ok

[lethal birch]

toreador got destroyed for some reason

[hallow depot]

asdge

sadge

it was on fire

[lethal birch]

good thing I had scuba gear on

gonna chill at my yacht now

[hallow depot]

nice

[lethal birch]

yacht and kosatka are amazing ways to troll tryhards hungry for kills

@hallow depot approaching

[hallow depot]

session clear

ig

[lethal birch]

brown is coming

[hallow depot]

whose sub is that

[lethal birch]

mine

[hallow depot]

oh ok

[lethal birch]

@wooden garnet how's actually fighting them directly

[hallow depot]

mmi didnt pick up the call

sadge

[lethal birch]

honestly should we just vote kick orange

us 3 with mazzius can get him out

[hallow depot]

ok

how do u do that

im gonan find a new session

its getting boring

@wooden garnet @lethal birch are u both still in the same session?

[lethal birch]

yea I left

it's just endless

i had a dude try to do that yacht shit on me

it didn’t work too well for them

they're never gonna give up, I had fun trolling them giving them pain with the power of kosatka and yacht and some hydra ambushes

[hallow depot]

races time?

[wooden garnet]

@hallow depot invite theb

[hallow depot]

theb?

oi?

answer

@wooden garnet

scrub

[lethal birch]

beautiful

[hallow depot]

xd

[wooden garnet]

@hallow depot invite

[hallow depot]

where

xd

[wooden garnet]

To a race you pleb

[hallow depot]

ok

[hallow depot]

pleb

werst is offline

[wooden garnet]

Hmm yeah

I invited mazzius, see if he joins

[hallow depot]

ok

start?

@nocturne otter

wait

[wooden garnet]

@hallow depot catch-up slipstream on, this is gonna be aids

[hallow depot]

you were using a seven-70?

it looked like a gto on my screen

[wooden garnet]

Of course

I said no GTOs lmao

That was fun wasn't it @hallow depot

[hallow depot]

no

wait

why did your friend stop

i finished 5th

[wooden garnet]

Did he

[hallow depot]

yes he did

check

[wooden garnet]

Yeah, he's sixth

[hallow depot]

he spun out ig

i was sixth

[wooden garnet]

On the second lap when i checked you were 5th

[hallow depot]

anyway, gotta goto work

[stark vault]

uh hi- so what do we do here?-

[hallow depot]

bye

@wooden garnet around 8:30 pm gmt?

[wooden garnet]

That's 2 am for me

[hallow depot]

nvm

you sleep then

anyway, later

[wooden garnet]

Bai men

[lethal birch]

wha

bet the money gone anyway lololol

[wooden garnet]

@lethal birch @hallow depot tryhards

that was the most sweatiest lobby I've ever been in

[lethal birch]

hmm

[wooden garnet]

@hallow depot also, the reason i got spawntrapped by a jet on the beach is because of this

i was raging hard

ballistic armor

rage

[oblique nest]

damnn bolt doing pvp 👀

that guy is fucking crazy at kek damn

[wide musk]

Crazy

[wooden garnet]

By far the MOST bullshit thing in that clip

[oblique nest]

Also that screen shake is fucking cancer

I hate it

[wooden garnet]

His hand came between my bullet and his body while he was quick switching

[oblique nest]

Every time an explosion goes off the screen has to have a seizure

And I can’t aim

[wooden garnet]

So it accounted for 1/4 damage instead of killing him after he was lit on fire

That shoulda been a kill

I'm fucking upset

[raw lagoon]

Haha now imagine you get rocket spammed and the rockets dont hit at all

[lethal plinth]

I remember when I got run over by an NPC when I was about to get a headhsot

[raw lagoon]

Ooof

[lethal plinth]

I dint forget to blow and burn the Npc to death

[oblique nest]

He’s fast at doing it but his aim sucks greasy horse asshole

[raw lagoon]

Yea

[lethal plinth]

I use ap bullets on my marksman

And exp rounds on heavy sniper

[wooden garnet]

that's all the dude does as well

I wouldn't be surprised if he was using a macro for buying all ammo and spamming

xd

[lethal plinth]

Macro is kinda fair tho

[raw lagoon]

I normally dont use explo sniper because its kinda nooby but they just spammed jets and didnt even hit anything

[lethal plinth]

Bruh what

[wooden garnet]

How is a macro fair to be used in a game which strictly disallows third-party tools

Saying "you use it too xddddd lullllllww" isn't the answer

[oblique nest]

Macro is totally unfair but it sort of makes it fair when 98% of pvp players on pc use macro

[raw lagoon]

You can kill a jett with bst and a normal sniper in like 6-8 hits

[wooden garnet]

random lobby chaos

[hallow depot]

I was sent flying

Bruv

Anyway, back to work

[lethal plinth]

Still slow

[lethal birch]

@shell horizon

[shell horizon]

Oh thx

[shell horizon]

Will this help if I want to spawn it close to me not in RUNWAY

[lethal birch]

it will spawn pretty much the same as pegasus

[shell horizon]

Dang

[lethal birch]

also you will basically have two hydras

the one in the hangar and the one in pegasus

[shell horizon]

Oh lol

XD

[vast haven]

Who could make me Cayo Perico I need money

[dusky timber]

#xb1｜cayo-perico-lfg @vast haven

[lethal birch]

nothing sus

[wooden garnet]

In any case

Dying is dying to me

While the scoreboard is annoying to look at and see like 12-2, just thinking of the cheese they're using to get the kills makes it fine for me

[lethal plinth]

Lol

[wooden garnet]

I died like 60 times in that lobby

Got about 20 kills total

[lethal plinth]

Level -69 nothing to see here

[lethal plinth]

Bruh

[wooden garnet]

I'm thankful not everyone plays like those sweats do

That was the most unfun hour long fight I've had

[lethal plinth]

Lol

I am not a sweat

But I made an exception for a lvl 25

Who killed me

In a car meet

[lethal birch]

oh my god this guy is now targeting me for no reason

I didn't even report him but he tp'd me to him out of 30 people and now follows me around sessions and posted my ip in chat

maybe he reads this chat

what the fu

this isn't a crew only session this is random public

[fervent sleet]

@lethal birch hello fellow alex

[lethal birch]

hello

[stark jay]

IGN. IGN everywhere.....

[queen stratus]

jaooo4k: * chuckles *I'm in danger

[lethal birch]

wonder why do these spambots join only to leave a few seconds later

[stark jay]

they sponsor their cheats and leave the server

they are annoying as fuck

[lethal birch]

thats not even a website

its just gibbrish

[stark jay]

the blocks are chinese text i guess

and the qq is a chinese app

[stone smelt]

why is it taking so long for my cocaine business to make product

[quick loom]

rick stop bullying me : (

[unreal granite]

idk they are in every sesion idk why they do this 💩

[unreal granite]

u need to be in gta online if u disconect gta it wont make product

[golden marsh]

made my character more 'Murrican looking

[heady cairn]

laughs ib ojzile

[lethal birch]

oh I remember when a hacker caged me while inside my apartment once

real bad

[heady cairn]

nice. i went from 87 to 85 in 2/3 hrs with moc missions this week

[severe garnet]

So you lost money

In 2/3 hours

[heady cairn]

?

[severe garnet]

[heady cairn]

what

no i won money and rl

*rp

i already had the moc

[severe garnet]

“I went from 87 to 85”

[wooden pebble]

📉

[heady cairn]

LOL i meant 87 to 95

[wooden pebble]

📈

[heady cairn]

:stonks:

[lethal birch]

why it's so dark

[lethal birch]

this server is gay

Insta: camscarsgta

my twitter: has nothing to do with gta

[lethal birch]

my facebook: oh my god who the hell cares about facebook

[lethal birch]

my dad does

and he sometimes plays this game

[outer comet]

Hi

Why can’t I send pit

Pic

[lethal birch]

u no have lvl 5

be active and you can yes send pic

[outer comet]

😮

Oh k

[hallow tendon]

@crimson plume

[crimson plume]

Damnnn

my boy is cracked

[frail condor]

how does it feel to kill every person you see with an rc car and leave when both of them are unusable

[hallow tendon]

You think I got 6k kills from rc cars?

[frail condor]

or you just grinded 2k hours in a fake money drop job where you go spawnkilling players in a hydra

[hallow tendon]

I don't do kd jobs

[frail condor]

amazing job bro

[amber cloak]

The KD is questionable

[lethal birch]

Yes

[hoary drift]

pog downloading gta v on my shitty laptop

you bought the shotaro

[alpine shore]

oh okay

[lethal birch]

i refuse to believe that you are a Kiwi

[brittle tundra]

activate windows

[hallow tendon]

What why?

[low carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/715415444785332224/860398812065169438/76eb156a-58aa-4e2b-a110-905f7badd5a7.mp4

didnt have audio

[hallow tendon]

[lean talon]

best way to get into bad sport

[hallow tendon]

Nah this way is @lean talon

[lethal birch]

Hey guys

[hallow depot]

tgg

[lethal birch]

Wassup

[lean talon]

nah man blowing 60 faggios one by one > using ob cannon on a carmeet

[hallow tendon]

What about orbing 60 faggios one by one?

[lean talon]

now that is a worthy opponent

[lethal birch]

Ouh yea

[lean talon]

spending 30-42 million just to blow up those faggios

but that cooldown is gonna be a pain

[hallow tendon]

Also orbing has a 60min cooldown

Yeah so it would take 60 hours

Worth it tho

[lean talon]

f

actually, no

[hallow tendon]

To get into badsport

[lean talon]

your bad sport flag will cooldown before your orb cannon

[hallow tendon]

For a first timer yeah

[lean talon]

[hallow tendon]

48 hours first time

[lean talon]

oh not that

i meant flags

like you need 60 flags (idk just an example) to get the bad sport tag

as in you need to do bad stuff 60 times

so, if you use orb once and then do nothing for 60 mins, you will get 1x bad sport and multiple good sport flags

[hallow tendon]

Badsport points?

[lean talon]

yea that... points/flags/ whatever the unit is

[hallow tendon]

I never really new how they worked

[lean talon]

we should continue the chatter in #gta-online with this else some mod will mute us

[hallow tendon]

Like I know getting commended stops them somehow but I didn't know they had a cooldown or were more complicated

[lean basin]

Bad sport lobbies are the dark deep end side of the game 😈

[graceful sigil]

help

[cold flax]

looking for a pakistani person to play gta with if ur down dm

[frail condor]

no thanks

[golden harness]

Feeling generous? Support us on https://www.patreon.com/discordgamingnetwork and receive awesome rewards! Requested by: @shrewd juniper

[lethal birch]

Bruh i will never understand some people

[lethal birch]

Rlly?

[wooden pebble]

Ye

[hallow depot]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndd6TemhB7s

[low carbon]

now this is what i call INCREDIBLY FRUSTRATING

[severe garnet]

!rule 1

[tardy stone]

GTA Online Discord - Rule 1

Refrain from using languages other than English.

Requested By

@severe garnet

[severe garnet]

wrong command

@lethal birch no advertising

[lethal birch]

Good to know I'm not the only one who accidentally used rule 1 instead of rule 10

[wooden garnet]

you gotta think though, how on earth did he manage that

[wooden pebble]

[wooden garnet]

There's a pathway from Zancudo big enough for two tanks passing each other

[low carbon]

fun fact i did that

[wooden pebble]

[wooden garnet]

xd

[low carbon]

a jeep managed to push me

[wooden pebble]

@wooden garnet

[wooden garnet]

[lethal birch]

be better, this would’ve never happens if you were good

[wooden pebble]

U have gf?

[low carbon]

of course

[wooden pebble]

[wooden garnet]

perhaps

😏

[wooden pebble]

I need her

🎉

[wooden garnet]

not on the market

😏

[wooden pebble]

Big ass must have

[severe garnet]

dude

[lethal birch]

sub to my nuts

[hallow depot]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yb0AgzRIYZM

[wooden garnet]

You found this now?

#TheFutureIsNow

More like #TurningGameplayToRealLife

[storm mica]

What in the world

[hallow depot]

no

[wooden pebble]

[lethal birch]

sechsd

funny how he is dead but minimap shows he's alive

[hallow depot]

@wooden garnet i cant join yours idot

[wooden garnet]

@hallow depot are you even accepting the invite

I sent like 7

[hallow depot]

@wooden garnet

idot

[wooden garnet]

I sent you invites scrub

[hallow depot]

it doesnt let me join you

[wooden garnet]

It's an invite session you idot

And I sent an invite

[hallow depot]

i still cant join

fuk u

you inv @wooden garnet again

[wooden garnet]

@hallow depot

[hallow depot]

finally

[wooden garnet]

Check the Game invite section

[hallow depot]

i finally got it

[wooden garnet]

Cringe.

[hallow depot]

shut

[lethal birch]

he rests in peace (literally)

[wooden garnet]

Peace in a box

[lethal birch]

im a livin in a box

ah yes very normal water reflection

[old hatch]

npc: ugh damn this traffic im changing lanes
player driving down a street ten times the speed limit: crashes into npc
npc: fucking dies
player: ugh these stupid npcs! i swear they’re doing this on purpose

like a psa

lol

[lethal birch]

HMMM

[hallow depot]

xd

[lethal birch]

1.8 baby

that fencing fee can suck my cock

[real gulch]

Lel I found out how griefers make money

[severe garnet]

GET OUT OF MY HEAD

[real gulch]

Among-

[willow compass]

guy did you hear in the new update they will make michael in witness protection

[wooden garnet]

that's kinda sus ngl

why are there no buildings behind the amogus plaza building?

@hallow depot rage quitter xd

caught in 720p on stream

[real gulch]

Bolt stream?

[lethal birch]

WITNESS OF WHAT?

[willow compass]

lol

[lethal birch]

luck.exe

[lethal birch]

lamp pole delivery

[lethal birch]

did you hard darkviperau is a manchild

[willow compass]

did u hear chicken wings without bones are chicken nuggets

[lethal birch]

man of culture

[idle maple]

[split fable]

same thing happened to me it was also an asian man

[lethal birch]

my fucking god

french

[lethal birch]

i assume because you can lock on to the submarine even if there is noone piloting it they need to have an invisible enemy npc inside it that you can target and sometimes it bugs and he becomes visible