gta-media

[wooden garnet]

[storm mica]

tf is this title
didn't even get it right *Deppressor's lose DELUXO WIN'S *

man never passed 3rd grade grammar

[wooden garnet]

of course

dude doesn't know youtube rules

dude doesn't know about clips or creators he's stealing from

it's most likely a 13yr old trying to make life off "da youtoobs"

[celest spade]

Dude doesn't know that he doesn't know

[wooden garnet]

he probably can't even tie his shoes

[storm mica]

"made millions"

[wooden garnet]

he's being sarcastic because the video didn't get even 100+ views

"ey man, this clip didn't go viral so it doesn't matter that I stole it and entered the description and pinned comment as if it was my own clip"

"it's all fair and games"

scum

It's honestly sad that the like/dislike ratio on that video is 16 likes and 4 dislikes (including my own)

[storm mica]

5 now

[wooden garnet]

epicness

[wooden garnet]

[coarse wadi]

haha funi number

[wooden garnet]

https://youtu.be/8-4_g5YWsro?t=43

@storm mica this

not straight down

angled shots

[celest spade]

Twitch

[wooden garnet]

xd

funi vidyo

[storm mica]

r u using controller

[wooden garnet]

obviously not

[storm mica]

understandable

[wooden garnet]

shut

[storm mica]

also
multitask yes

[wooden garnet]

hmm yus yus

your stream is lagging

Race finished

[storm mica]

yes ik
it's player list rn

took that a bit earlier

tf why did everyone in his lobby joined in so quick
it takes a cancer amount of time waiting for other players whenever i race

[wooden garnet]

xd

that's what happens when you have a select community of players

I'd bet everyone in that list is from the same server region

EU most likely

Or NA at most

[severe garnet]

Yes

[storm mica]

what in the world is this

[severe garnet]

I have no idea

99 laps

[storm mica]

everyone gonna die except for one before the race finishes

[severe garnet]

A lap is like 13 seconds

[wooden garnet]

imagine not using a dedicated browser with in-built discord overlay

[lethal birch]

so ~24 minutes if we count one lap = 15 secs

[wooden garnet]

pretty much

[sonic notch]

Hmmm who is this guy? What's your twitch channel name?

[lethal birch]

broughy1322

[severe garnet]

https://twitch.tv/Broughy1322

[wooden garnet]

just another lap, coulda made a hefty little comeback

[sonic notch]

Thanks..

[lethal birch]

[wooden garnet]

[lethal birch]

[wooden garnet]

pathetic

[lethal birch]

[storm mica]

sum more epic anime battle from yesterday

[lean basin]

I thought it's NFS Underground 2 for a glance, good old days

[lean basin]

Southwest Stadium Track Drifts...

[lethal birch]

i suck pee pee

big cock

[shadow berry]

finally under 8 minutes lol

[dire salmon]

slow

[coarse wadi]

😎

[dire salmon]

i love repeating cayo :D

[coarse wadi]

my fastest is 10 minutes how the hell are you guys getting 7mins

[coarse wadi]

same

[dire salmon]

you swim?

[coarse wadi]

wdym

at the end?

[dire salmon]

yeah

[coarse wadi]

ye

[dire salmon]

idk then

whats your route?

[coarse wadi]

take my bike and go straight to the ocean

uhh

well main docks

loot secondary

[dire salmon]

yeah thats why

we are doing single golds

so

[coarse wadi]

oh

well elite at like 11-13mins is good right

prob not A

[dire salmon]

meh

[coarse wadi]

idc im getting bank 😎

[dire salmon]

its fine i suppose

just the fact that im getting double your money

per heist

[coarse wadi]

how?

[dire salmon]

twice as fast as you and im getting gold

[coarse wadi]

you solo?

[dire salmon]

si

[coarse wadi]

woah

how are you getting gold solo

[dire salmon]

glitches

[coarse wadi]

imagine glitching

             ---this post was made by people who are lazy to do glitches gang

cba honestly

[dire salmon]

i can do 8 cayo pericos an hour

wby

[coarse wadi]

only glitches i ever did were the gold glitches for casino cause they actually mattered

[coarse wadi]

good for you bro 👍

[dire salmon]

cayo is free money even if you dont do glitches

so i suppose its fine

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[coarse wadi]

mhm

[cerulean jay]

Wrong channel guys

[dire salmon]

haha sub 7 go brr

[cerulean jay]

https://youtu.be/cCoogUqniYY

[lethal birch]

ofc

[lethal birch]

hmmm

[drifting garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/rickroll-dance-funny-you-music-gif-7755460

[steel basin]

starling

[full bramble]

do i look better with or without the parachute?

[ancient kraken]

With

[lethal birch]

without

[paper gate]

It says no one expects a MK1 to get to that hight from where I was...fell free to recreate it if you think you can

[blazing ruin]

Apparently u can get arrested in Director mode

[glossy panther]

Is it worth buying a tank?

[dawn jetty]

[fervent sleet]

He actually thought he could ping 340k+ people

Lmfao

[dawn jetty]

lol

[mint mist]

that would be disrespectful

[storm mica]

I’ve landed on maze bank with mk1 so ehhh

[lethal birch]

what car is dat

[storm mica]

Totally not a futo

[left kayak]

i think thats a pegassi reaper

or the ubermacht revolter

[lethal birch]

Tezeract

not funny

its clearly an asea

[left kayak]

gotta love modders

[left kayak]

gotta love disturbed users

[coarse wadi]

owl!

[left kayak]

NOW I KNOW WHY YOUR PFP IS AN OWl

[coarse wadi]

owls are awesome

[left kayak]

i miss watching vanoss, he barely posts gta naymore

i fucking love his gmod sandbox videos, they make me laugh and they still do to this day

[lethal birch]

rate

[coarse wadi]

i dont like owls because of vanoss but now that you mention it

i miss vanoss

[lethal birch]

yes, I love jeans

[coarse wadi]

lil owl badge

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[storm mica]

Timer doesnt start until u enter compound and ends until u escape the island
What are u spending that much time for

[left kayak]

may we R.I.P Vanoss

[coarse wadi]

pretty sure he still posts regularly but its nothing like the old days

but oh well

people change

its natural

[left kayak]

my favorite video...

[wooden pebble]

[tidal coral]

https://youtu.be/CnETc7DQ-vQ

End of a great era rest in peace GTA online

[left kayak]

I miss old gta

I would always do heists with my friend on xbox 360

and we did those modded jobs with the cargo planes and stuff

[lethal birch]

yeah i watched some of those videos good old times, sad they nerfed cargo plane

[paper gate]

Not with one boost in the air and from where I was....

Anyways, I'm sure I'm not the only one who wishes Benny could work on my cars

[coarse wadi]

sheesh

my shortest heist was the one that felt the longest

that makes sense

thought time was gonna be like 14 mins lol

[storm mica]

[storm mica]

Whatever u say mate

[paper gate]

Prove me wrong then...

[storm mica]

Cant if u delete the video

[paper gate]

Cuz what you saying is, a MK1 can get to the top of Maze bank with one boost from the lower LV ground

[paper gate]

Here

Besides, I can out run a MK2 with the Future Shock Deathbike

[storm mica]

Never have i ever said with one boost but oki

[paper gate]

Lies....

For context:

So, in conclusion you have said that

[storm mica]

Thought u were referring to getting that high
But still, u know it’s impossible

And how did it get from u saying mk1 is underestimated by shooting down a b-11 mid-dogfight to this

[wooden pebble]

[keen tree]

What

[rigid hill]

great timing ngl

[paper gate]

It is underestimated in terms of abilities

[light jungle]

In my 1600 hours of playing gta online and being in sandy I've never seen this not once

A phew minutes later there was another one but higher up in the sky

[lethal birch]

npc?

[celest spade]

Npcs fly helis, small planes etc.

[lethal birch]

[restive tendon]

lol

[lethal birch]

https://youtu.be/T1pKGmv55F4

[lethal birch]

4 cargo left

i have no clue what you're talking about

anyway

[lethal birch]

everytime i see a faggio, tryhard bad grinder good or oppressor meme

i blow up a cargo

cool

[lethal plinth]

what the what

[lethal birch]

MARK WAS HERE

[lethal plinth]

i just grabbed somebodys car lmao

[jade imp]

Dump it into the sea already 🤢

[jade imp]

Commit Gas Station with that XA-21 🤢

[lethal birch]

beat my elite PB by exactly 1 second by accident

[digital compass]

i’ve done 6 minutes

[lethal birch]

I know it's a bad time

I've only ever completed like 5 elite runs

[left kayak]

imagine not completing only 1🤡

[lethal birch]

and also I wasn't seriously going for speed in that until like halfway through the run

[severe garnet]

Same

5:54 was my PB

Then when I had the panther I beat it by 1 second

[wooden garnet]

People going so fast in this Discord

I thought this was a Discord for all players but it feels like a pro gamers group

[left kayak]

literally facts, like all these people are pro gamers and im over here playing blackjack alone

anyone wanna play blackjack?

[lethal plinth]

no lol

[wooden garnet]

Imagine violating the rules of GFred 🤢

no passing when someone else is coming on the train tracks

[severe garnet]

Profit 📈

[lethal birch]

noob bolt

[wooden garnet]

nooooo 😭

[lethal birch]

@wooden garnet hello fellow cat friend

[wooden garnet]

henlo men

[short thicket]

https://youtu.be/TdUYVQa1X2Y

((If this doesn't count as gta media a mod can yeet it and yell at me or smthn for next time, but the Soulwax remix made just for GTA so good))

[lethal birch]

oh my

[short thicket]

You have entered a new kind of science my friend

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[wooden pebble]

[rocky mist]

wait really?

[wooden garnet]

Timer doesnt start until u enter compound
wot

[wooden pebble]

Really? U sure

@wooden garnet

🎉

[wooden garnet]

henlo

[wooden pebble]

I think timer starts even u start itself

9 mins inside compund don't make sense

[severe garnet]

No.

Timer starts after showcasing the approach Vehicle

[shy oar]

[left kayak]

idk why i keep doing cayo perico and casino heist for new players

cause they never listen and it gets so stressful for me

[elfin crescent]

[left kayak]

[elfin crescent]

thats me when game crashes during franklin and lamar

[clever sluice]

i think i play this game too much

and on my 2nd account i have like 200 hours lmfao

[lethal birch]

@clever sluice yeah fr stop playing it

[left kayak]

dude

im trying to do vauit drill setup for casino, and everytime i get to fleeca bank, my fucking game crashes.

its happened twice now

[pale elm]

i have about 3072 hours total on gtao

[left kayak]

i wonder how much i have

cause i played on ps4 ps3 xbox 360 xbox one and pc

i have no idea why all 5 but yeah

[pale elm]

yea i went from 360 to xbox one stopped playing for a few years and then started back up on pc

[left kayak]

dude

it took 2 hours to complete casino heist preps

and i was with 2 people, but omfg they were such a pain in the arse, i couldve done the preps solo in like 40 minutes

[left kayak]

nice attempt to scam lol

[light jungle]

Yep

[light jungle]

The beauty of gta online on PC

[lethal birch]

more like this

i gotta verify the game files integrity every few days because random shit keeps breaking

like interaction menu randomly stops working etc

[light jungle]

Oof

Lmao i just love the touch of the guy spamming noob

[lethal birch]

fucking

buisness defend and i got a godmode cheater tazing me

can i taze you?

[left kayak]

was that a serious question or are you trying to flirt

[lethal birch]

sounds like both

oh

[left kayak]

this is a sign you should start fisting people

WAIT I DIDNT MEAN IT THAT WAY

[lethal birch]

yuh

i got gta premium

ultra flex

lol

[left kayak]

Premium

[lethal birch]

yas

[wooden garnet]

@twilit trellis vomit green 🤮

[lethal birch]

BRUH

twotter

[severe garnet]

Green tweedier
Lemon

Good times

[twilit trellis]

Omg I remember that guy

Twotter

[wooden garnet]

Twotter

[severe garnet]

I don’t remember much of him

[lethal birch]

compact mode

[wooden garnet]

I hate how distorted red names are on discord overlay

[twilit trellis]

I remember he was demanding me to play with him to the point he was harassing me

[wooden garnet]

🤮

xd

[twilit trellis]

But you know, time zones, school

When he was on it was like 2 am for me

[wooden garnet]

Imagine not taking time off for friends

tosic

cringe

🤮

[severe garnet]

Meanwhile

[twilit trellis]

I would take time for you

[severe garnet]

When you were on it was like 1 am for me

[twilit trellis]

Lmao

But you were on somehow

[severe garnet]

I used to play until 2 am

[wooden garnet]

get a pc then scrub

xd

[twilit trellis]

Me broke

[wooden garnet]

I stream cayo grinding in Community VC till 2 am now

[twilit trellis]

And I don’t want to grind again

[wooden garnet]

Have been doing for the last three days

Sleep schedule bad

But I'm having fun

No one watches obviously

[twilit trellis]

You tell me

I’ve been sleeping 1-2 am

[severe garnet]

I’m so sick of cayo perico honestly

[wooden garnet]

same same

[twilit trellis]

Very bad

[twilit trellis]

Casino > Cayo

[severe garnet]

don’t want to touch that heist until I’m desperate for money

[twilit trellis]

GTA solo is boring

[severe garnet]

which won’t happen anytime soon

[twilit trellis]

Better off playing hitman

[severe garnet]

if my Xbox had any storage left

[twilit trellis]

Yeah, I deleted GTA for that

Didn’t want to be stuck with only gta and WZ

I should probably delete MW mp

[severe garnet]

I barely have space for a couple forza titles and gta

[twilit trellis]

I want to delete fortnite to redownload FM7

I hate fortnite but my brother likes it

[severe garnet]

anyway since this is gta media and I don’t want an angry minimod to redirect

[twilit trellis]

[severe garnet]

Tight fit

[twilit trellis]

I remember when I got in

I used to be on #gta-online so much

[severe garnet]

same same

Arguing about the best DCH escape strat

[twilit trellis]

And you proved me wrong

Ngl I kind of love getting proven wrong

Me love to learn

[severe garnet]

Our first heist together in a nutshell https://youtu.be/MJ0y4LyMYwo?t=600

Also the name 😳

[twilit trellis]

Lmao

[celest spade]

Delete your bro-...

[twilit trellis]

Lmao

I can’t

[storm mica]

[severe garnet]

There’s no way I spend almost 6 minutes inside the compound

[wooden garnet]

Imagine having sub one minute long heists when you can do anything before compound including getting all loot

WR 0:33 elite

xd

[storm mica]

Compound till escape island
Not compound alone

if the timer starts from the beginning that wouldn’t make sense other wise too

[severe garnet]

But it doesn’t take me 6 minutes to loot the compound and escape

[wooden garnet]

so you say

I can roam the entire island

Get all da monies

Then get the primary from compound in less than a minute and a half and leave with cliff?

How is WR for elite more than WR for non-elite then idot

tell

[severe garnet]

So basically I can get double coke in the main dock

[storm mica]

But but

https://youtu.be/n75E8eKm2wU

[severe garnet]

Shower mid heist

[wooden garnet]

that's non-elite scrub

[severe garnet]

And still get 4 minutes

[wooden garnet]

He takes hardly 40s before reaching compound

Longfin jump op

Vil's tryhard method requires even less time

[severe garnet]

Heist starts at 15 seconds and ends at 4:05

So that’ll equal 3:25 if you don’t count the cutscenes

[wooden garnet]

[severe garnet]

https://youtu.be/rHFviuw5PoU

Another one

Heist starts at 40 seconds and ends at 5:10

[storm mica]

Well shit

[wooden garnet]

idot

[storm mica]

[wooden garnet]

Imagine though

[wooden garnet]

Oleg is still 38s faster than me

I don't know how I can go faster

[storm mica]

Git guder

[wooden garnet]

how tho

[storm mica]

By gitin guder

[wooden garnet]

I got a nice longfin jump on my PB run, standard good rng with codes and gate keys, I unlocked the door with 2 gold on first try

And both our runs were on hard mode so it's not even like I had to hack an extra print

[severe garnet]

Even after not getting the door first try

[wooden garnet]

sadgest

[lethal birch]

my fav car now

itali gto handles so well

[wooden garnet]

Fractal livery

[severe garnet]

I wonder how much time he would’ve saved if he got the door first try

[wooden garnet]

10-15s

[lethal birch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/709601421896581142/853718316647448627/ezgif-3-9048d4f98176.gif

[wooden garnet]

fps helps with realigning

I can at least blame some of my shortcomings on fps

[severe garnet]

Until you hit a bump

Next thing you know, you arrived at the moon

[wooden garnet]

it's been ages since I drove my GTO

I feel like it looks very ugly

[storm mica]

5:07 one?

[wooden garnet]

yus

I don't remember if I grabbed two gold or if it was one painting and one gold actually

[storm mica]

Wonder what i’ll get if i actually succeeds in longfin jomp

[wooden garnet]

That might be some timeloss I can recover if that was the case

I've been having very shitty attempts with the longfin jump these past days on stream

[storm mica]

Does loot in cayo have a effect on ur speed again

[wooden garnet]

nop

it's funi

because pavel says it everytime

[severe garnet]

Depends

If you got bonds and got a lucky code like 99-99-99 then yes

But that’s not likely

[wooden garnet]

Luckiest sequence I ever got was something like 31-10-14 or something like that

All numbers below 40

Last two below 20

very cool

[severe garnet]

My luckiest code was 78-99-92

[remote timber]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tzkfrFTOZA

[idle maple]

modders having fun in chat with other peoples usernames

[tight harbor]

Typical GTA Online in PC

[idle maple]

this I just have 0 idea on what the hell actually was happening

[lethal birch]

lmao

[lethal birch]

PC in a nutshell

[marsh temple]

This looks fun

[signal prawn]

[lethal birch]

wow lmao

someone destroyed my export vehicle while I was loading into the warehouse

[empty dirge]

is it lost

[lethal birch]

What happened after that?

[wooden pebble]

No it counts as he delivered car is safe

[wooden garnet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0Synh_xdNo

@storm mica

Finally fkin patched

[storm mica]

Would be cool if gta had bullet drop tho

[wooden garnet]

Becomes funnier considering GTA sniper scopes have bullet drop labels on them

[lethal birch]

[wooden garnet]

oi

no

shoo

[wooden pebble]

@wooden garnet I kill cats in gta 5 story mode

[wooden garnet]

Everyone does

[wooden pebble]

U didn't get mad

[lethal birch]

[wooden pebble]

[lethal birch]

Y

cow

[icy oasis]

#gta-tech-support message

HELP PLS

[lethal birch]

[wooden pebble]

Among sus

[lethal birch]

Whenever modder do this with me... I losses hearing ability for few hours

😔

[wooden garnet]

How about losing your eyesight too?
#gta-media message

[robust abyss]

When I finally win the car on free spin 🙌

[wooden pebble]

[lethal birch]

30M :)

[wide heath]

Hmmmm nice car

[lethal birch]

This in gta

[lean basin]

There are plenty, in storymode, even Trevor tries talking to one 🐮

[light jungle]

nice

A year and 3 months ago I got gta

This is me now

[lean basin]

Nice

[humble delta]

Idk

[dry sage]

[lethal birch]

when you don't look at where you're going

[dry sage]

Every fucking time in cayo setup

[grizzled dirge]

Damm

[mellow edge]

Peter griffin all night?

[storm mica]

there, but higher

@lethal birch sus guy spotted

[left kayak]

nah its cause hes in chad clan

@coarse wadi pic wars

[lethal birch]

I don't see him on map

[storm mica]

he gone

[coarse wadi]

well I would've taken a pic if I was playing but I'm currently in bed lol

cool pic tho

you win 👍

[left kayak]

lets go ez dub

1-0 lzzzzz

[coarse wadi]

0-1 wzzzzz

[lethal birch]

@storm mica I'll use haulage to see if I can bait anyone

[storm mica]

k

[lethal birch]

some modder killed me and kicked me

[storm mica]

come back
i

[storm mica]

oh he's the modder

ffs

[velvet meteor]

why cant i post any clips

[storm mica]

just another day
i scramjet dive bombed him twice
and both time ewoed

[lethal birch]

you need to be level 5

[velvet meteor]

bruh

[lethal birch]

ewo

it's something I'm not very good at countering

[storm mica]

should've used the mg and aim for the c4 on the ground

[velvet meteor]

ive been kicked for killing griefers

[lethal birch]

pretty sure modder did something to stop me from joining

[velvet meteor]

[lethal birch]

I'll try join again if it doesn't work then I'll just find another lobby

[storm mica]

i got kicked as well so that might be why

[lethal birch]

@storm mica I join you?

[left kayak]

i just unlocked a memory

[lethal birch]

@storm mica gonna submit a recording on rockstar support too brb

[storm mica]

lmao
fucking script kiddies i swear

[lethal birch]

he really accused me of being a modder because I was in a moc cab

[storm mica]

im done with gta for the day
got kicked again

[gleaming grotto]

Planning to report a modder? Don't even bother

[lethal birch]

eh why not, at least there's still a chance of something happening

[gleaming grotto]

We all know how useless the report system is

[lethal birch]

there's still a chance

if you don't report there's no chance

if you report there's a chance

[gleaming grotto]

You're wasting time by reporting

The chance is so small it might as well be nonexistent

[lethal birch]

well I'm wasting my time deal with it

my choice, I'm not harming anyone by reporting

[gleaming grotto]

[wooden garnet]

"landed" sure bro

[storm mica]

crashing ok

[lethal birch]

Imagine crashing your mk1 on maze bank

[wooden garnet]

Good

[manic zealot]

We did it boys 🤩

[lethal birch]

Nice

[wooden garnet]

A chance for you to get crashed to dashboard maybe

Rockstar support is 90% bots

And 10% washed up PR employees

[lethal birch]

Well most of the recordings I submitted actually had views

And they were unlisted

[wooden garnet]

Plus some premium scripts detect reports better than rockstar themselves so

[wooden garnet]

Had that sometimes on my unlisted cayo perico heists as well, I upload five minutes ago, no shared link, I check back and 3 views (including my own)

[gleaming grotto]

Yes, some detect and block reports

They even go as far as to crash your game when you report

[wooden garnet]

And crash you to dashboard for good measure

[lethal birch]

I've never been crashed for reports

And also last time I checked they can't detect rockstar support reports

[wooden garnet]

I've been crashed once for trying

[gleaming grotto]

I'm talking about reporting in-game

[wooden garnet]

Didn't try again after, even with the better loading times

[gleaming grotto]

You know, the pause menu

[lethal birch]

Well I did both

[wooden garnet]

I'd rather be crashed for pissing a script kiddie off

More fun

[gleaming grotto]

They have their script set to auto crash anyone who reports via the pause menu, I once reported and was instantly crashed

[wooden garnet]

Not existing reports, they probably don't have access to rockstar backend servers.
But a report going to rockstar, that they can easily detect and auto-execute an action on :put_litter_in_its_place:

that action mostly being dashboarding your game

🚮

[gleaming grotto]

I no longer bother with reports due to having been crashed for doing so

It's really a waste of several clocks

[blissful sky]

free money drop dm me

[lethal birch]

[paper gate]

Same height -_-

[storm mica]

Lmao what

[storm mica]

This is how high u went

[wooden garnet]

I'm sure this isn't a dick measuring contest

[storm mica]

I win in both anyways

[wooden garnet]

Not recharging boost with the side of the maze bank 🚮

[storm mica]

Oi
Not the point here

[wooden garnet]

xd nub lzz cri

[lethal birch]

[storm mica]

This guy call this the same height

[lethal birch]

here before bolt says " shoo "

@wooden garnet

https://youtu.be/hvdbYkh1zEc yikes @lethal plinth

also more proof

in dms

[lethal plinth]

dam it

when they figure out how to put missiles we are in trouble

shit

[dusky timber]

can i have an f reaction under this message for the yung sechs approach

[lethal birch]

[paper gate]

All you did was prove my point, it's underrated

[storm mica]

It’s still a thing to use
Lots of people used to complain about it being op back when it just came out

[wooden garnet]

dick measuring contest 🚮

As for underrated vehicles, anything which isn't "hold L1+R1 to shoot" is underrated in GTA

90% of the playerbase doesn't give a shit about learning about the special abilities regarding different vehicles

There's just default copypasta lines which people memorize from reddit and twitter and then spam everywhere as their own personal opinion

"mk1 is fun to use"
"scramjet is attracted to water pools"
"mk2 op reee"
"starling best jet, lazer fkin sucks"

🚮

[lethal birch]

[wooden garnet]

"shoo"

[lethal birch]

[wooden garnet]

no worri

ily

[left kayak]

b11 is where its at😩 😩 😩

[wooden garnet]

boo

[left kayak]

what

[severe garnet]

Rip yung sechs approach
2019-2020

[wooden garnet]

You aren't a veteran GTA player if you haven't done this

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

One message removed from a suspended account.

[dusky timber]

i don't like this youtuber

partly because he stole the tyrone mk2 video from 919dd and got all the internet clout for it

which is part of a bigger problem, which is that this channel is just one big shitpost

[wooden pebble]

I think he here too

[wooden garnet]

I love that he "gave credit" to 919dd in the pinned comment and got like 50-70k likes on that video, yet none of the replies in any way show any realisation that it's not MMI's clip

Never mind, it's 125k likes

🚮

Of course 🚮

Had to be a Pavel cosplayer scrub in the mix

[severe garnet]

Haha look at me I’m a pavel cosplayer

I must be the funniest man in existence

[lethal birch]

Car Guys when a Car Related DLC Comes Out
(||Edit: Yes That Is an Actual Roblox Games from What I'm Aware Of||)

[severe garnet]

[wooden garnet]

lulw

[dusky timber]

yeah...

most likely was pressured into giving "credit"

[wooden garnet]

xd

most likely

[severe garnet]

UPDATED PODIUM LIST!

[wooden garnet]

ngl when the podium list updates, I watch his videos for it

Those are the only videos I watch unironically on this dude's channel

[severe garnet]

I just wait for Tez’s tweet

[wooden garnet]

I'm not on Twitter, don't wanna make an account on that shithole either so 🚮

[dusky timber]

ez

[severe garnet]

You don’t need a Twitter account

[wooden garnet]

Doesn't show the most recent posts

For me

I've been failed when someone says in chat that Tez updated the latest discounts, I check twitter and the most recent post I see is 3hrs old

[severe garnet]

https://Twitter.com/tezfunz2

Tez2 (@TezFunz2)

I monitor gaming, report changes, mostly regarding Rockstar Games titles.

Tweets

8453

Followers

177596

Twitter

[lethal birch]

hello.

[wooden garnet]

I check every week, but it doesn't show the latest tweets someone makes

Even when I refresh like 10 times 🚮

[lethal birch]

[opal latch]

can anyone pls help me completing an activity belonging to a crew

[lethal birch]

use lfg channels

#ps4｜other-lfg

[wooden garnet]

Why is the audio gone

[lean basin]

Cause it's dad

[lethal birch]

its working for me tho

[nova tartan]

Anyone got modded service vehicles for merge if so trade???

[lean basin]

Un mute your PC 👉 😉 👉

[fast pollen]

@coarse sage

i’m doing a prep to get kosatka approach vehicle

[coarse sage]

blow urself up and take the device again

[fast pollen]

i can’t use any weapons

it won’t let me

[coarse sage]

easy way out maybe

[mystic arch]

I have the same avatar in a girl version

[fast pollen]

don’t let me @coarse sage

[fast pollen]

i’ve got this on because me and my mates were taking the piss out of tryahrds with the exact outfit

[mystic arch]

lmao

[coarse sage]

send the pic so i can see what crate u are stuck behind

cuz there might be a trick

to get unstuck

[mystic arch]

happened to me before

couldn't pull out any weapons

couldn't move

nothing

[fast pollen]

idk what to do

might just re do the setup

[coarse sage]

u could turn ur character sideways and then try to walk out

[coarse sage]

but i dont think it works in this situation

[fast pollen]

trust me i’ve tried

[coarse sage]

go into criminal enterprise starterpack and back out of it

sometimes worked way back

dont think it will work lol

[left kayak]

rank 22 with an opressor mk2 griefing cargo

what has this game come to...

[coarse sage]

found the solution @fast pollen

quit the session lmao

[fast pollen]

i’m already in a new session

yeah 😂

[coarse sage]

ye

lmao

[coarse sage]

love to see it

[left kayak]

HES GOD MODE TOO

[mystic arch]

lmfao

probably me

I'm in a session

In god mode

Using opp

[left kayak]

you on pc?

no

[mystic arch]

Yea it is

I have xb too but I use pc

I don't like putting pc :)

[left kayak]

what was shooting at you then?

what plane was attacking you

what was his name

[mystic arch]

b11 and his name was jay

lol

[left kayak]

actually he was flying a lazer

[mystic arch]

damn..

[left kayak]

im kidding

i was using the b11 lmfao

[mystic arch]

Was your name jay

[left kayak]

no

i wanna make sure he isnt god mode

ima orb him

[mystic arch]

fuck

[left kayak]

anyways

want me to hop on my xbox?

[mystic arch]

idk

do u have a heist lol I need to buy an arcade

[left kayak]

i dont have gta installed on it

and

he just crashed my game

cmon

[mystic arch]

lol

[lethal birch]

remember when rockstar used to blow up your export car if this happened?

[left kayak]

no but dude, that vehicle is fucking cursed, i cant use it without crashing it atleast 20 times

i can drive other top ranges with 0 crashes and 0 repair cost but that car dude... that fucking car

[lethal birch]

yeah and it was raining

but i find the roosevelt handling even worse

[left kayak]

dude

i just joined the session 40 seconds ago.

[mystic arch]

@lethal birch

[left kayak]

fax

[lethal birch]

@mystic arch what

[mystic arch]

how much would import export give me per car

[lethal birch]

160 000

[mystic arch]

ohhh

[lean basin]

"oh, no no no..." "No way!"

Said the impressed NPC

[lethal birch]

https://youtu.be/CnETc7DQ-vQ @wooden garnet

[vagrant fulcrum]

Decided to do an edit

[lethal birch]

what an idiot

my god

[lethal birch]

beautiful

not*

what is this

mission texture i would say

or just a dumb guy with a bad taste

no this is a glitch

then

imagine paying 200k for this

[dawn jetty]

you say that like people don't beg for modded cars in this server every day that look way worse than that

[wooden garnet]

@lethal birch What do you guess the final score was?

[lethal birch]

25-13

I saw

[wooden garnet]

huh

that's less than I expected

[light jungle]

Damn

[wooden garnet]

I thought you might be 3x my number of kills

That's hardly 2x

[lethal birch]

Includes previous

[wooden garnet]

Yeah I know

[lethal birch]

From naval warfare

[wooden garnet]

I got three snipes on you

Or maybe four, I don't remember

One hitmarker

[lethal birch]

Also the reason I got up to paleto bay was because I quick travelled to North Chumash

[wooden garnet]

I didn't use the minigun at all btw, so consider that if/when you use the mk1 against someone else

My aim was very potato today

🤮 didn't like

[light jungle]

||he used bst and lanched a rocket first, person who went into a rc bandito was their friend, they were killing 2 noobs||

Ended up like 28-7 I think

He tried to go for a jet but I killed him and blew it up taking us here

His friend stayed in passive and kept saying he was gonna "b0oot" me and my friend

Big bug surprised that I definitely never saw coming

He didn't do shit

[nocturne otter]

Nice shots tbh , but the second clip

[light jungle]

Ik

My aim sucks at times

And is just aimbot others

I think I hit more shots in 2v1 situations than 1v1 lol

[woeful spruce]

the lighting in my arena workshop keeps bugging

[lethal birch]

https://i.imgur.com/nobOHL2.png

[lethal birch]

[light jungle]

What a beautiful plane

[elder pebble]

not

[light jungle]

I sure do hope no modders spawn 50 thousand of them on someone

[light jungle]

I remember doing this when I was level 60 or so

[light jungle]

I guess someone did spawn 50 thousand of those planes on someone

[wide musk]

Npc on my plane

[keen nexus]

Eat him

[heady cairn]

sime0m msison

[heady cairn]

i did that on both of my accs well movie props is 9/10 bcz its glitched im tslking about the prop near the solomons office

[wide musk]

The loading screen swallowed him whole

[keen nexus]

man

[heady cairn]

on my 2nd acc its 9/10 glitched

yea rip

[keen nexus]

get another npc

[wooden pebble]

[light jungle]

Pretty sure its a heist set up for the casino heist

Either way idk

I was cruising through the city to the airport with my friend and it was there

[heady cairn]

iirc there was also a simeon mission

oh idk

[light jungle]

I love planes in gta so I just took a pic of thst

[heady cairn]

same

irl too

[light jungle]

Hell ye

[cold mural]

what mask

[thorny ferry]

floor

[wooden garnet]

[lethal birch]

[wooden garnet]

no

vibe only

[lean basin]

I'll be glad if that's your squad

[lethal birch]

this is so bs

ofc when me and the griefer both kill each other at the same time he spawns right next to the crate while the game spawns me 300m away

[lethal birch]

[elfin scaffold]

I mean this game could never get the spawns right

[fierce mason]

how do i fly this plane, it’s for weapons for casino heist

[heady cairn]

ncie planr

[rapid harbor]

planr

[heady cairn]

press right d pad

or

uh idk for px

pc

but activate vtol mode

[lethal birch]

press right

on my nuts

[storm mica]

Fly it how u would normally fly a jet

It’s really slow on take off

[deep pawn]

Wtf

[dry sage]

Mrbossftw cringe

[left kayak]

E

wait

that was a post from 3 hours ago

[rapid harbor]

Bro who even still watches that guy

Imagine having a 2+ mil channel and barely get to 40k views

[lethal birch]

https://youtu.be/T1pKGmv55F4

[lethal birch]

I recorded some stuff in gta how do i export it

[lethal birch]

nvm

[north musk]

FTW: from the walmart

Mrboss from the walmart

[nocturne otter]

Is this splinter cell

[lethal birch]

No lol every1 asks me that

[nocturne otter]

The graphics

[lethal birch]

Its just my night vision outfit I thought that ballistic suit gives bullet protection

[earnest sky]

Yeah the graphics are weird

[lethal birch]

Bosnian twchnology 2023

[earnest sky]

No? Lol

[topaz raft]

This a nice clip?

[trim schooner]

god this was ages ago

[lethal birch]

unintentional “stunt” while messing around with my friends

[wooden pebble]

But but but

Where is the stunt

[lethal birch]

fixed it

[gleaming reef]

this better be worth it for the fun points

[lethal birch]

fuck i can’t post me sniping a mk2

[gleaming reef]

o o f

[grim storm]

@candid barn

That was posted on the R* Newswire a while ago

[candid barn]

atleast this game still is getting updates

[light jungle]

Ty

[light jungle]

I cant really see what happened bc the drp effect or whatever lol

no lag here, nothing at all....

[left kayak]

dont mess with The Trevors

what discord

i can post that image but i cant post a picture of 2 trevors sitting next to each other?

[wooden garnet]

insert minecraft steve fall damage noise

ooouugh

[light jungle]

[severe garnet]

Why do you have so many pistols

[wooden garnet]

Who doesn't

[severe garnet]

me

[wooden garnet]

I have like 17

[wooden garnet]

why

You don't like pistols ⁉️

[severe garnet]

I only have a revolver MK2, ap pistol, atomizer and flare gun

[wooden garnet]

I have those in my loadout

Not the flare gun

It was annoying me

[light jungle]

Because

I disabled my custom load out

I only have the Mk2 pistol, Vintage, mk2 revolver, AP pistol, flare gun and Up & atomizer

[wooden garnet]

Semi-auto guns

[light jungle]

Lol

Not unless you do...

[wooden garnet]

I just keep the AP, Revolver mk2 and the Atomizer

When I wanna do some driveby's on low levels, I disable my loadout and use the Heavy Pistol

[severe garnet]

Revolver MK2 with hollow point

[wooden garnet]

revolter 🤮

[light jungle]

This glitch

Then is a auto

I don't have special rounds

I only have fire on my ak and armor piercing on my uhhhh

Famas looking one

[wooden garnet]

Revolver rapid fire is

It don't work with semi-auto pistols though iirc

[light jungle]

Yep

[wooden garnet]

Only the three revolvers

[light jungle]

The double action is the worst 4 it

[lethal birch]

[light jungle]

Navy has longest time shooting

Then the heavy has the most power

[wooden garnet]

FMJ on heavy with revolver rapid fire =

[light jungle]

Minigun 2.0

60 shots in 2 seconds i think

Or less

[wooden garnet]

My fren tried using it on the MOC cab (on the engine) and it got destroyed in like five bursts

[light jungle]

Famn

Damn*

Remember to share your gratitude with a friend for the heist

Why does the slitting sound like someone licked something

Or ripped

[wooden garnet]

old as hell

[lethal birch]

[light jungle]

Lol

[light jungle]

Listen listen

I ran away after and we called a truce

He started using his GL on me

Felt like a action. Movie

Explosions left and right

I was running for my life

And all I did was show my gratitude

I'm the victim here

[lethal birch]

[lethal birch]

finally

perfect 30 player bonus