gta-media

[elder sparrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/844978074239762530/855645898288791552/unknown.png

C R A S H

[fierce mason]

first cayo completed

didn’t get much secondary loot but i’m happy that i passed it for my first time

[tiny estuary]

i cant send any video in here

[rotund cloud]

Gotta be level 5

[tiny estuary]

Oh okay thank you

[light jungle]

Jesus?

[lethal birch]

[light jungle]

[patent lake]

[gentle fern]

Hear me out....if Jesus can walk on water and cucumbers are like 90ish% water and I can walk on cucumbers......I’m 90ish% Jesus

[light jungle]

[ornate shell]

Best song

[light jungle]

You arent wrong

Well idk

[ornate shell]

Not how that works

[light jungle]

Lol

[gentle fern]

Oh it isn’t? 😂

[ornate shell]

No

If i put a bird mask on and force people to make a pyramid does that mean im a Egyptian god,

No

Gotem

[gentle fern]

Hmmm

[wooden garnet]

Well what's the difference

For all the world knows about Egyptian gods you're one of them

[celest spade]

Somebody hears your gunshots (bullet impacts most likely). Just whip him with your weapon. Press R on PC.

[wooden garnet]

y u booli me

[celest spade]

Because you have 900k cash.

[wooden garnet]

I just finished doomsday act 3 finale oke

It was a stressful day

[gloomy kraken]

here here

free Entity XF

[echo isle]

i never get the car not even once,been playing for so long

[wooden pebble]

5th time this week

1 step away

[lethal birch]

probably the worst landing I've ever done with longfin

[left kayak]

idk what youre talking about

that was an amazing landing

[lethal birch]

well that's not what I intended to do

[wooden pebble]

nice to visit this again

cayo a vibe man

[lethal birch]

[lethal birch]

[wooden pebble]

[silver patio]

the fuck

[wooden garnet]

@sand quest @lethal birch sweat

[severe garnet]

Platinum heavy sniper

Imagine

[wooden garnet]

yus yus

better than the heavy sniper mk2

[severe garnet]

Pink >

[wooden garnet]

I have a pink peashooter

[lethal birch]

Green >

[severe garnet]

no

[wooden garnet]

bloosh

[severe garnet]

Why do you have that sniper

Useless

[wooden garnet]

Peashooter

[sand quest]

dogshit game

[wooden garnet]

It's hidden in my loadout

I go play Control oke

I watch strem later

[sand quest]

ok

[wooden garnet]

[elder sparrow]

traffic is dying lmao

[frail condor]

pro movement guide (real) (works!)

[worn cliff]

Fax

[remote timber]

can anyone tell me what these are supposed to mean

[glad lance]

bots

just swap session

[lethal birch]

fkn bot makers getting more cringe everyday

[lean basin]

Yea

[idle galleon]

that cockstar gets more cock everyday

[left kayak]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/854516832832716800/855220955747975169/unknown.png

what do yall think?

[tawny echo]

Op bike

[terse zenith]

why are you not doing base 👁️ 👄 👁️

[frail condor]

because all pvp doesn't have to be base or beach

[wooden garnet]

we'd just finished a yacht mission and respawned

we were PvP-ing for funsies

Would never use a revolver in an actual 1v1

[terse zenith]

beach

[frail condor]

pvp in general

[terse zenith]

wannabes

[lethal birch]

[lethal birch]

[terse zenith]

whats wrong?

[lethal birch]

where did the ground go xd

[terse zenith]

i was inside the building

[lethal birch]

oh

[terse zenith]

https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/job/gtav/9XibGq_dakSAUipBRy1iNQ

[modern pendant]

Wtf is this

[shy oar]

Restart your router

[modern pendant]

ok

[lethal birch]

nice my game crashed

[lethal birch]

dull

and has little to no theme, its random

[storm mica]

in short
it's a mess

[terse zenith]

and no helmet

[lethal birch]

Hello people, i made the outfits from the casino heist art cover, though i couldnt get the tie to show up on the oni mask dude one

[terse zenith]

use outfit editor

[lethal birch]

on ps4?

[terse zenith]

nvm

[lethal birch]

Sorry im not a part of the pc masterrace

But how did i do ?

[terse zenith]

no helmet

#gta-media message thats a nice outfit imo

[wooden garnet]

wtf is this

Why is GTA IV updating

and why is it only 112 kbs

[lethal birch]

Maybe some maintnace

Or small fix

[wooden pebble]

@wooden garnet geme ur account dawg

Or 🐱🐈

[lethal birch]

Or you a pussy ?

Sheesh

The words emojis can tell

[tawdry hedge]

how do i send video?

[lethal birch]

Well first you need to be level 5 in this server, atleast.

And thats about it

oh hell nah

im not fixing this shit

[wooden pebble]

Please send in #gta-vehicles

[lethal birch]

i wish the office workshop had an option to sell cars

now I gotta drive to LSC to sell every one

[lethal birch]

look how i fixed my hangar tho

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/662774504149483550/855117298318573638/unknown.png

it also used to look like uhh green shit

[daring agate]

this is my account after i got banned for 30 days

my ban aint over yet

no not yet

is that 9 mil from criminal enterprise starter pack?

cuz i bought that pack when i very first started the game

i got 10 mil when i had it tho

not things 10 mil pure cash

it gave me 10 mil pure cash

or its from megalodon shark card?

i have bought one when i first started the game

[lethal birch]

Thats more of a lie, mathematically speaking yes its 10 million but the things that it gives you aint worth much more than a dime If you wanna make money

[daring agate]

8 mil

megalodon

shark

card

[lethal birch]

Why would you buy a sharkcard

[daring agate]

i bought it when i first started the game

[lethal birch]

Its the biggest scam ever

[daring agate]

and i didnt know any thing in the game when i first started

ik its not worth it

cuz i figured it out before

ok

so i can start with 9 mil?

when my ban is over

[lethal birch]

100 bucks for 8 million thats only gonna buy you 2 high end cars maxed out

[daring agate]

ok good

ill buy kosatka and sparrow

and than profit

when i first started the game i only bought one house and rest of it to vehicles when i didnt know any shit lmao

money cheat

from cheat engine

but thats just my guess

idk if its the true reason

wdym

but i got banned after months

like i used the cheat engine

months passed and i stopped using cheat engine in that time

than while i was doing a cayo prep i got suspended lmao

cuz when i used the cheat engine i got banned months later

so im not sure the cheat engine is the true reason

btw

so am i starting with 9 million when my ban is over?

@supple moon

ok good since i know the game now i wont be stupid like before

and ill buy kosatka and sparrow

than profit

and office

btw

how much is the sparrow with kosatka

kosatka is 2.2m

ok

so i can buy office aswell

should i buy the cheapest office or arcadius business center

well yes

ill have 5 mill more

guess buy some vehicles with it

or op mk2

how to get trade price tho

i forgot

i forgot how

cuz i havent been in game for a while cuz of the ban

ik thats for op mk2

oh ok i remembered now

so

when i have 5 mil more

after buying kosatka and sparrow

should i buy nightclub terrorbyte and op mk2?

no i mean how much it will be cost

so should i buy the lowest nc?

i mean

not do any upgrades

when buying

like colors etc

[lethal birch]

Man

[daring agate]

those upgrades

interior

[lethal birch]

If youre not buying the NC as a business then dont buy it at all

[daring agate]

no ill buy it for terrorbyte and opp mk2

probablhy

and business when i have free time

[lethal birch]

Thats narrow minded

And dumb

[daring agate]

but mostly cayo

[lethal birch]

You get the point

Just stick to your sparrow

[daring agate]

hm ok

the only problem with sparrow is landing for me

[lethal birch]

Ive seen enough dumbasses with their nightclub fuck knows where at LSIA

[daring agate]

im suck at helicopter landings

no im good at flying the only problem is landing

[lethal birch]

Sparrow is one of the easiest helis to fly

[daring agate]

ik

[lethal birch]

If it were a Savage then id agree

[daring agate]

im good at flying

the only problem is the landing

but if it gets destroyed i can call sparrow again and it instantly comes so

it doesnt matter much

[lethal birch]

@supple moon i know why the guy cant land for shit, he most probably didnt even play the story mode, there's so many missions in story mode that involve landing helis, planes and stuff like that

[daring agate]

i did play the story mıde

and im still suck at landing helis

im also finished the story mode bruh

look at my sc its above

u can see

[lethal birch]

Then landing shouldnt be a problem

Do flying school again

[daring agate]

see i played the story mode

if u look at the other characters cash i did the last heist which is union deposotry

before the final mission

[lethal birch]

Yeah yeah yeah, as i said

Do flying school again

[daring agate]

ok

[lethal birch]

It doesnt cost shit

Its free

[daring agate]

ik

btw most people will kick me from their heist cuz ill be low level even tho ill play better than them

[lethal birch]

They have a solid reason

Stats exist

As a low level your recoil is shit

Your health is shit

And your stats are shit

[daring agate]

so should i farm stats when my ban is over?

it mostly does

but ill do mostly cayo heist and nightclub office and terrorbyte missions

but mostly cayo heist

[lethal birch]

Speaking of Cayo

[daring agate]

im good at cayo

btw should i do replay glitch and solo gold glitch?

for cayo

im a solo player btw

[lethal birch]

This "heist" became more of a chore if youre short on money than an actual heist, im more than sure half the server didnt even do the heist with all approach vehicles and didnt enter the compound with all posible entrances which i did ofcourse cause replaybilty

[daring agate]

replay glitch is making u disconnect

like internet

so idk if its risky

cuz ur basically disconnecting

from internet

[daring agate]

i mostly do kosatka and drainage tunnel

[lethal birch]

The casino heist is more fun than the cayo heist

[daring agate]

if its about fun yea it is

esp if its aggresive or silent sneaky

but u get mad when u do silent and sneaky for casino heist with randoms

[lethal birch]

But con with yung Ancestor is fun aswell

[daring agate]

yeah

[lethal birch]

No not really, i just did aggresive with a random, it was his heist ofcourse

[daring agate]

aggresive is basically just shooting

which is randoms main thing

but they die so

[lethal birch]

Nope

You gotta have a strat

Where to put charges

When to put them

[daring agate]

but when u do silent and sneaky with randoms in casino heist ur really getting mad

[lethal birch]

No not really

I did sns with a random aswell

A while back

[daring agate]

they shoot the cameras with normal weapons instead of stun gun

[lethal birch]

Its not like you cant do that

[daring agate]

well

when i tell them to not do anythign and folllow me and listen to me

they sometimes do it sometimes dont

so in sns i basically do the whole job

[lethal birch]

Your arguments bore me, same old thing, random bad, me good

[daring agate]

but i also go to the vault in staff lobby

some randoms are good

[lethal birch]

Nice, just got gold from the scope out mission for the casino heist

[daring agate]

nice

btw is cash the worst secondary target in cayo?

[lethal birch]

I did the glitch

[daring agate]

ok

and cocaine is the best SOLO secondary target?

for solo

[lethal birch]

Nope

Gold is

[daring agate]

''solo''

[lethal birch]

By doing the door glitch

[daring agate]

well ik that glitch

[lethal birch]

That counts as solo

[daring agate]

is that door glitch bannable?

[lethal birch]

You literally go to a door and do a simple move

[daring agate]

i did it when i didnt get banned

[lethal birch]

Easy as that

[daring agate]

search yotube

i also tried it many times

and after a while it worked

[lethal birch]

Yeah you have really slow reflexes then

[daring agate]

but than there wasnt any gold in the storage

thai was mad

i tried the solo gold door glitch many times

it didnt work

but

i did it again and it worked

but than there wasnt any gold in the storage

no

i did it in storage door

but there wasnt any gold

sometimes u dont get gold in those storages

in some of those storages

so it was an unlucky moment for me

but damn there wasnt any artwork in the office aswell

and i got tequila as primary target

damn that heist was the most unlucky cayo heist

[lethal birch]

what did just happen?!

[oblique nest]

You lagged out of the session @lethal birch

[daring agate]

translate it

[compact whale]

Game something

[lethal birch]

left game

[compact whale]

It’s normal

[lethal birch]

it means left the game

[lethal birch]

._.

my internet is intact

no problems with it wtf

[compact whale]

It just happens sometimes

[lethal birch]

ok

i have no clue

anyway imma head out

[storm mica]

f u n

[lethal birch]

fun 100

[wooden garnet]

Scrub.

[lethal birch]

[wooden garnet]

[lethal birch]

OH_peepoGuns > NM_peepoGuns

[wicked kite]

[silver patio]

https://youtu.be/1Se2qaABO40

[wide musk]

Another day, another Typical 8/8 guy @somber moon

And…reported for toxicity

[silver patio]

just block him man

no staff cares about it

[wide musk]

Rip

At least I tried.

[storm mica]

bruh what the

[dawn jetty]

yeah that happens sometimes

[proud siren]

https://gyazo.com/1b36bc05695f14d0faed753100676e90 bruh where is the panther

[glad lance]

the door is literally open

it ran out

[proud siren]

but where

[glad lance]

not in the cage obviously

[gentle fern]

Did...did you check to see if it was behind you?!?

[lethal birch]

3 cargo left

[sleek hazel]

reported

:)

[lethal birch]

context or did you set a fulfillment for it?

[lethal birch]

1 faggio joke = 1 blown up cargo

1 asshole from lfg = 1 cargo

also applies to tryhard bad grinder good memes

ah ok

understandable

[left kayak]

yeah its just a simple outfit, casual i guess you would say

[lethal birch]

a shirt for a casual outfit?

with joggers?

[left kayak]

mhm

oh god, i just realized your name...

its a casual outfit to me alteast

[humble delta]

Huh?

[marble mango]

Dm for any car car show ps

[left kayak]

his name is "CEO of Outfits"

[humble delta]

Oh

[humble delta]

Gimme the most sexiest outfit for male

And a night club one too

[lethal birch]

i dont do male outfits lol

[humble delta]

Aww

How do I change gender then?

Cause male outfits don't look good

[lethal birch]

but maybe you'll find something useful here

[left kayak]

@lethal birch how about this one

ignore the graphics my pc doo doo

[lethal birch]

are you on pc?

[left kayak]

,

yes

[lethal birch]

i'd say it's pretty empty

[left kayak]

the bifta...

i miss using that car everyday on xbox 360

[frail orbit]

its been a full year since the paint started drying

[lethal birch]

first pog take in a while

[coarse wadi]

can i get a weeeee

[primal haven]

What

[coarse wadi]

give me a weeeee

okay then smh

[left kayak]

weeeeee

[coarse wadi]

thats more like it 👍

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/445738758462242827/856001827899834368/unknown.png

amogus

[left kayak]

sus?

[frail condor]

😱 sus from like you know the game "among 😂 us" suss

[left kayak]

@coarse wadi amog us forknite?

[coarse wadi]

sus! 📮 maogus

[left kayak]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/514426575433891861/839851749551898654/image0.gif

imoster took my door?

[coarse wadi]

😭 😭

[left kayak]

anways wanna play grand theft au- amog us

@coarse wadi

[coarse wadi]

im busy helping my friend with a heist 👍

[left kayak]

yo same

except i was helping him with mc but now im trying to bomb him

[coarse wadi]

chad

[solid pond]

@hard topaz

[hard topaz]

thats not canon

[left kayak]

opressor on cayo perico?

[acoustic glen]

Oh no

[hard topaz]

btw ik that glitch

[coarse wadi]

im gonna bully the hell out of rubio with my opressor 😎

[left kayak]

wait thats an actual thing?

[hard topaz]

You call your assistant

[left kayak]

oh thats useful

[coarse wadi]

a story in 3 parts:

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/769942037985230860/855849019276132362/unknown.png

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/535494948288462858/855849222297616394/unknown.png

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/535494948288462858/855849427964526632/unknown.png?width=897&height=467

[left kayak]

just smash it

thats what i do and it works

poor keyboard...

[solid pond]

Halfway there too smh

[left kayak]

well my keyboard is acheap 17 dollar membrane keyboard

but hey, atleast it has a button to pause my music so i dont have to alt tab 🙂

[light jungle]

Me and my friends fight for uhhh loooong time

[left kayak]

long thats low

im kidding but my longest was like 242-268

idk

[light jungle]

The highest kills I've ever gotten was 161

Or 160

[light jungle]

I would've gone there if my hand didn't give out

[left kayak]

we were on the beach for like 6 hours

[light jungle]

Damn

6 hours jeezus

[left kayak]

ok idk how many hours

[light jungle]

Ours was like 2 hours and I reached 161

[coarse wadi]

bruh my highest was 10

[left kayak]

it was a long time

[coarse wadi]

how

[light jungle]

They reached 90 or so

Or 60

Idk

[coarse wadi]

i feel bad after 5 lmfao

[left kayak]

i average like 30 everytime i pvp

[light jungle]

[left kayak]

im always killing people who bully low levels

[light jungle]

Ok if its like a random and im actually shitting kn them

On*

I go easy

But if it's a friend

FULL SEND

[left kayak]

like earlier today i was helping a rank 4 who was being killed by a rank 243

[light jungle]

Oof

Peeps who get kd off of low levels r gey

[left kayak]

i made that kid leave too lol

[light jungle]

[left kayak]

he was only using vehicles

[light jungle]

Bruh

[left kayak]

i hate those type of people in pvp dude

[light jungle]

Don't you just hate it when the enemy has a high kd and looks like a tryhard

You expect a good ground fight

But nah

Jets, tanks, rc cars, orbital

Ghost,

Etc

[left kayak]

dude that was literally some kid i fought like 3 days

ago

[light jungle]

You can never

Have 1 lobby that doesn't have 1 of those

[left kayak]

he was using tank then when i rpg spammed him, he ran away and got his rc bandito

[light jungle]

Also I wanna go to pc 4 1 reason

The chat you guys have

[left kayak]

dont

dont

please trust me

dont.

[light jungle]

So helpful to say "bug off"

Ye ik

Modders and stuff

[left kayak]

just encountered a god mode opressor griefer 20 minutes ago

[light jungle]

Ima stay on console

[light jungle]

Yeeep

Bro

Wait

[left kayak]

then i spammed him saying lets do a fair 1v1 and he was like no youre just mad

[light jungle]

Did they nerf the orb?

Where if you miss itll refund and you can fire again

[left kayak]

uhhh

idk

[light jungle]

I remember seeing someone orb a GM user everyrime they got in a csr

And it didn't charge them

Since it didn't kill anyone

[left kayak]

on console or pc?

[light jungle]

I think console

Lemme find the vid

[left kayak]

fact or cap lets see

[light jungle]

https://youtu.be/otH8FbjRvgQ

[left kayak]

uhhh

uhm

[light jungle]

HOW

[left kayak]

dude

i dont know....

[light jungle]

you've never used it?

But

[left kayak]

i have

[light jungle]

When I first got it

It charged me

Wtf

Gta is letting you

Expirement

[left kayak]

well if you look at my roles

but my menu doesnt even let me do that...

im so confused

[light jungle]

[left kayak]

btw im not a troll modder

dw

[light jungle]

Ye lol

I'm so confused

[left kayak]

literally only thing i use it for is infinite ammo for mk2 weapons

[light jungle]

How da fock

[left kayak]

but seriously

why is it free

[light jungle]

IdK

Test it?

Maybe someone in the lobby made it free?

[coarse wadi]

its a scam by rockstar games to bamboozle you into spending 900k

[light jungle]

[left kayak]

i could test it

[light jungle]

Watch it still charge u 750k

"You've been trolled"

[left kayak]

no but this is a private

[light jungle]

Hmmm

[coarse wadi]

did they make orbitals free this week

[light jungle]

R orbital cannon strikes free in invite only sessions?

[coarse wadi]

that would be pure chaos

[light jungle]

Don't think so

Nah cant be because I remember Orting my friend ina jnv o ly

In a in only*

InV*

[coarse wadi]

imagine if rockstar made orbital free for a week
it would be like the purge

or world war 3

[left kayak]

so it was free

[light jungle]

W h a

[coarse wadi]

yo?

[left kayak]

but now it charges me for the 2nd time

[light jungle]

Wtff

Who did u orb

Ima guess the gm dhde

Dude*

Oh wait nvm

[left kayak]

no i left that session

[light jungle]

That was 2o min ago

Ye

[left kayak]

i just orbed the mountain next to me

[light jungle]

Oh

BrO whAt

Ok so

They nerfed it more then

[light jungle]

2 months ago

[left kayak]

idk man

i shouldve saved it though

[light jungle]

Yep

[left kayak]

shouldve used it on my friends

theyre just killing each other while im in my facility

[light jungle]

Lol

Welp I've played my gta for today

ima go sleep or something

Almost 12 am

Cya Krxspy

[left kayak]

cya

imagine not staying up @light jungle 🤡

i went to sleep at 11am lol

and woke up at 7pm

[light jungle]

I fell asleep at 1am yesterday and did not wanna get up

[left kayak]

my schedule is fucked

[light jungle]

Lmao

Same here

[storm mica]

@lethal birch idot u left ur i/e car

[lethal birch]

you dced idot

[storm mica]

i stel ur cr lzzz

[lethal birch]

[storm mica]

ree

[lethal birch]

@storm mica gonna do haulage to see if there are any griefers to go brr on

fyi

[storm mica]

this man
imma keep eye on him

[left kayak]

just inv me ill deal with him @storm mica

[lethal birch]

@storm mica godmode modder

[storm mica]

he modder boy
gonna leave him alone or he finna cry for mama

[lethal birch]

you can booli him with rc tank

[left kayak]

is his vehicles god mode or his player

[storm mica]

player
i left already so

[left kayak]

cause if his vehicles arent then yay

[lethal birch]

player

[left kayak]

oh

[lethal birch]

shot him twice with heavy sniper no damage

[left kayak]

this guy literally flew into my savage blades with his opressor and just floated there and didnt die

gotta love modders

[lethal birch]

@storm mica restarting game

[storm mica]

kk

[lethal birch]

well this is literally a godmode fist fight @storm mica

[storm mica]

yeah i love this game too

[lethal birch]

gotta love menacer with explosive guns

[storm mica]

XD

[lethal birch]

I'm just gonna go into solo public and do cayo

[storm mica]

k

some guy decided to start a fight

not sure how to feel about this

he definitely didn't feel too good about it

ran into another wannabe idiot
god he sucks

werst this session turned out fun smh
why did u leave

[lethal birch]

you want me to join back then

[storm mica]

it has cooled down
a bit

[lethal birch]

I'll join

[storm mica]

imma fly by these last 2 hostile looking guy and see what i can get out of em

[lethal birch]

[wooden pebble]

I wish the one day the orbital cannon launch fee is free

I have never used it

[storm mica]

@lethal birch im having a seizure communicating with this man

[lethal birch]

@storm mica he's just begging for attention and pity

[storm mica]

none of the stuff he said make any sense

[lethal birch]

@storm mica meningitis which he claims to have doesn't even cause loss of feeling

[storm mica]

lmao

toreador🚮

sum more gud kills
couldn't even see him

[left kayak]

dude sometimes i wish it was

no literally it was free so i used it on the mountain next to me

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/662774629898780712/856011069407625236/unknown.png

but it charged me the 2nd time

[storm mica]

again
decided to edit this one a bit

fkin water
i swear

@lethal birch dat was good time yus

[lethal birch]

[lethal birch]

You should've edited to a moment right before you hit the water

I'm gonna see if I have any clips to pull out from mine too

[storm mica]

Footage began to lag a lot moments after that frame
Dont know why

[wooden garnet]

imagine not spamming boost to get out of the water to save your life 🤮

nub

[storm mica]

Yeah, if there’s boost for me to use smh😔

[unkempt python]

How the fuck

I somehow managed to land it horizontally

[wooden garnet]

proceeds to drive forward into deeper water
doesn't point nose up
or spam boost even when he sees the boost recharging

height of idot

y u do dis to me

[keen hemlock]

HAX

[storm mica]

Shut mouth
Stop exposing my idiocy booli
Anyways i go and (try to) get some sleep now ok bye

[wooden garnet]

imagine sleeping during the afternoon

fix ur slep schedul

[storm mica]

11:52pm for me u nub
But ur not wrong with me having poorly managed sleep schedule

[wooden garnet]

lies

fallacy

[lethal plinth]

this trashtalker is hiding in pussive

[wooden garnet]

Chines hab mach moni

hmm kay

[lethal plinth]

plus

i 2-0ed him

[wooden garnet]

I've seen cringe idots like this everywhere

[lethal plinth]

waiting for him to get out of passive so i can farm this idiot

[wooden garnet]

Especially during March last year

Indians bullying Chinese kids for playing the game

saying they caused covid

xd

[lethal plinth]

i am one

but i dint say that

[wooden garnet]

Drop a buzzard on him

[lethal plinth]

sadly i dont have one

[wooden garnet]

Yeah, I'm not saying all Indians are cringe boolis

[lethal plinth]

i mean chinese are the most cringy

[wooden garnet]

Any booster car? Rocket Voltic, Scramjet, Vigilante?

[lethal plinth]

most indians i met are chill

[lethal plinth]

toreador

[wooden garnet]

Works

Press F and then spam E

[lethal plinth]

ok lemme get it real quick

[wooden garnet]

while aiming for the dude

[lethal plinth]

this idiot loks like the npcs the modders spawn

LMAO HE LEFT

[wooden garnet]

xd

[lethal plinth]

just look at this

[lethal plinth]

he claimned to be a 56 yr old

[lethal birch]

[wooden pebble]

favorite part of pacific

[digital compass]

in under 12 minutes

solo

[glad lance]

nice

longfin is faster for approach btw

[wooden garnet]

Under 12?

[glad lance]

next goal should be to get it under 10 minutes

[lethal plinth]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/662774504149483550/856064261897060353/unknown.png

[lethal birch]

yup they come everytime

[maiden yoke]

My recording app sucks 😄

This is the no ragdol glitch

He dies if you don t open the parachute

[storm mica]

12:37
under

[maiden yoke]

Well, than I don´t know

[severe garnet]

Guys look at this under 5 minutes run

[storm mica]

[severe garnet]

I was joking

[wooden garnet]

[severe garnet]

Because that person got a 12:37 and said it was under 12 minutes

[wooden garnet]

i hab under 5min run too

am i world record?

[sonic notch]

Pog

[wooden garnet]

pls tell ur best time at casco perisyo guys

[storm mica]

Me fastur

[wooden garnet]

scrub.

[sonic notch]

I can do it in 1 minute with hacks

[wooden garnet]

[severe garnet]

Longfin jump

[sonic notch]

I can take his pizza also

[wooden garnet]

Longfin Jump, Door Glitching and Cliff Exit

Simple heist

[sonic notch]

Door glitch? Which door?

[storm mica]

Bad

[wooden garnet]

Wherever the loot is

[wooden garnet]

y u booli me

[wooden garnet]

I forget, is a bullseye worth 100 points or 50?

I always went for the 20 triple

[lethal birch]

r8 outfit

[storm mica]

Normal drainage can be pretty fast as well since my idiotic ass can not get the jump first try

[storm mica]

Out of what

[wooden garnet]

just go for the jump and if you fail go to the drain

[lethal birch]

10

[storm mica]

Yes, that’s what i did😔

[wooden garnet]

That rock has been cheating me for the last 5-6 attempts I've had at it

[lethal birch]

don't know which one I prefer

[storm mica]

2 zoowiemama out of 7 baguettes
In all seriousness tho a 6 because of that shirt/jacket look thing

[wooden garnet]

look at dis shit

[sonic notch]

I can't post photo... I do so fast

[wooden garnet]

Why is there no forward momentum left after hitting the rock

makes no sense

[sonic notch]

I don't have permission I want 5 level for that

[wooden garnet]

hmm yus

[storm mica]

You know what really doesnt make sense? Why’s boat not dented a bit when it should’ve been

[sonic notch]

I did in 1 sec so it's not ever showing time (no cap)

XD

[lethal birch]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHIds40k49Y

[wooden garnet]

who's to say the boat wasn't built with a log in the front in the first place 😏

[storm mica]

“With the power of mods and no skill u can achieve the same thing!”

[storm mica]

I mean it’s gta so ig i’ll let it pass

[wooden garnet]

[storm mica]

Scramjetism poggies 🙏

[sonic notch]

How to download gta 5?

With online

[wooden garnet]

Scramjeticism but flips the camera with a mouse

Good thing the crosshair was still on your screen

[storm mica]

What do u want me to do huh
My controller is still gone into none existence

[wooden garnet]

like dis
dis bad way to use scramjet

[wooden garnet]

Don't move the mouse smh

[wooden garnet]

If I hadn't gained that much height and wasn't able to readjust my camera, I was ded there 💀

well not ded because the dude fkin sucked but against a decent player, yus

[storm mica]

It does what i want it to do so frik u reee

[wooden garnet]

die

[storm mica]

😔

Wait hol up
How does the camera have anything to do with it tho

[storm mica]

[lethal birch]

just do the missions!! they are super ez

[pallid dune]

i like ur stunts keep doing ur work

[lethal birch]

I would've looked up and use rpg

[bronze urchin]

https://youtu.be/cIQGXLhRVQ8

[wooden garnet]

wouldn't work when the jet/scramjet is 90 degrees above your head, since the only handheld weapon that can be fired 90 degrees up is the Flare Gun

[wooden garnet]

aiming idot

[lethal birch]

aiming idot

[wooden garnet]

[wooden garnet]

flirt

[fervent sleet]

mf scramjet bombing

[wooden garnet]

yus yus

[left kayak]

when someone is doing that one ceo yacht mission, get gas bombs.

tango is in sight

he left...

[coarse wadi]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/769942037985230860/856131495364919296/unknown.png

uh

[left kayak]

wtf

oh its you again

[coarse wadi]

yes hi

but

hm

its under the map

[left kayak]

uhm

[coarse wadi]

welp no more hardmode

[left kayak]

secret underground sub facility?

[wooden pebble]

nice bae

[wise stump]

@left kayak you're everywhere

[coarse wadi]

ayoo?

[left kayak]

for my next trick ill appear in your dms

[wise stump]

[left kayak]

ta daaaa

[coarse wadi]

smooth mf

[left kayak]

aye i already got someone, i dont need someone else

[left kayak]

new update?!?!?!

[terse zenith]

that like the most stupid thing ive heard today

[left kayak]

it works though

[terse zenith]

a savage, hunter or akula work even better

[left kayak]

im not actually being serious about it

i just want to fill the yacht with gas

[terse zenith]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZzLomMs_38

[left kayak]

^

[paper gate]

If they wouldn't have bailed, I would have made the kill

[wooden garnet]

You interrupted their dogfight

Shooting down a B-11 with missiles below maze bank altitude isn't that hard to be fair

[left kayak]

true

[lean basin]

Okay, now let's agree on the fact that, oppressor 1 is great.

[lean basin]

& how can it go above Maze Bank altitude, to be fair

[dusky timber]

[lean basin]

Happy spawn day to the new NPCs 🎉

[dusky timber]

[mystic lantern]

so the 1.9 gb update for new NPCs only?

[lean basin]

Yeah mate

[lethal birch]

there was a new update?

😦

looks like i have a modder in my session

[lethal birch]

what

random bugged npc in my garage

[dusky timber]

nah looks like a cheater

[lethal birch]

xd

[dusky timber]

[lethal birch]

arent there securoserv guards on every floor

in nightclub

[dusky timber]

wait hold on

people really cry wolf on every occasion these days huh

oh no my car was impounded after i died in a cop fight

wHo HerE mOdDeR gIVe MoNEy

[wooden garnet]

GiB mE MoNIeS OR I RePoRT ReEEeeeEEEE !!!!!!1111!!!!!!

[severe garnet]

Someone drop money pls I’m poor pls pls

[lethal birch]

[dusky timber]

global warming is real

[wooden garnet]

he certainly qualifies for the org name

[lethal birch]

lmao

[wooden garnet]

CEO of LongMember Inc.

[lean basin]

How doesn't your assistant give a .. FiRe HeRRR*!!*

Nice office @lethal birch, by the way

[wooden pebble]

300k for extration game mode

[left kayak]

dude last time i played extraction, i got flamed at for being killed when i was the ceo even though the hunters were already near me and the bodyguards were still at spawn

[cobalt notch]

how active is extraction?

[wooden pebble]

VERY

ITS X3 CASH DAWG

and tats y its active now

[rocky mist]

guys how to move fast from both docks and then to compawn and make it under 15 minutes

[mystic lantern]

Nooo

[mystic lantern]

fly with bike

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[crisp pecan]

Why tho? Is there good loot at both docks?

[lethal birch]

thx

[lethal birch]

[mystic lantern]

bruh can't post pics

[lethal birch]

level 5 :(

[lethal birch]

tryhard style

[severe garnet]

Literally

Vil blew himself up

[wooden garnet]

xd

@twilit trellis xd

[twilit trellis]

Mini gun

[wooden garnet]

More powerful than a minigun

Look at the minimap

Dude literally spawned and took a player down within a second

[storm mica]

That’s pressing my keys u idot
Not camera smh

[wooden garnet]

Even the brrr gun has a one second delay before it fires

@storm mica crosshair not even in the center of your screen 🤮

@twilit trellis minigun you say?

[wooden garnet]

gonna get you killed one day because of missing a shot

if you continue using a

[lethal birch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/787708248446730291/791954701250854923/image0.gif

[wooden garnet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/787708248446730291/791954701250854923/image0.gif

[lethal birch]

I dont see the star

[wooden garnet]

Upper right corner

If you're on PC

[lethal birch]

I'm not, I'm on mobile

[wooden garnet]

Not sure how to favorite gifs on mobile

or if you even can

[distant estuary]

You can’t

[wooden garnet]

sadgest

[lethal birch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/787708248446730291/791954701250854923/image0.gif

what the

[storm mica]

Too lazy to readjust since i didnt know i’d get him anyways
Should i turn on centered hood view

[lethal birch]

WHAT

[storm mica]

Simply save it

[lethal birch]

yes i did it

doesnt work

i use Hellmon and still doesnt work wow

[storm mica]

Yes because u need to be level 5 to post in this server

[lethal birch]

Hellmon bypasses it but now its broken fopr some reason

[storm mica]

That doesnt say anything
Still bad against mk2 end of story lzzz

[lethal birch]

someone send a screenshot of the casino car please

[wooden garnet]

Centered hood view?

wot dat

You already have hood cam on

[storm mica]

I remember there being an option that makes ur hood view centered instead of the driver position
Or maybe im dyslexic who knows

[violet imp]

Made him when In 2017 LOL

I didn’t even know I called him that

[storm mica]

Cruse

[twilit trellis]

My character's name is Enzo

[rocky mist]

but problem is how to get there in heist finale

[spare birch]

Best solo heist ever only 6:38 seconds

[compact whale]

Nice

[lethal birch]

@wooden garnet hello my fellow cat

[cerulean jay]

6:38 is pretty darn good

[wooden garnet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kflD2-C2_RU

what a scumbag

the comments section is absolute gold

[celest spade]

I saw this video months ago.

[wooden garnet]

xd

"I wiLL MaKE ViDYo AbOut It BuT YoU CAn ProBabLy FinD BeTTeR GuIDes On OTHeR YouTube ChanNeLS"

[celest spade]

"Chinese localization"

[wooden garnet]

Dude doesn't even know what creator he stole the clip from

"WhAT ARe YoU GoNNa Do AbOUt IT ScRuB? JusT Go AWAy And CrY TO YoUR MomMy"

xd