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Shots fired, shots fired! 
Hello I'm your campus Marines recruiter!
Absolve yourself of your hedonistic communist lifestyles and fill yourself up with pure awesome!
I one up you, I crashed my own game and restarted, then did the prep again and got Merryweather 
I even closed my game and launched another game, 1 hour later I was still getting merryweather
just pop their head
What, the jugg's? 
Somehow it becomes a not-a-one-shot when you go aggro 

Either way he wasn't a problem 
haha minigun goz GRRRRRRRRR BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
i mean i just did all in order and loyalty 4 on doomsday
oof
can say im scared of anything rn
coppa helping me do the prep
Brah
He lookin' away tho 
He sight seeing
Idk if this belongs here or not
holy s

Uhhhhh Think Pavel has had a little bit too much of that tequila
found a dead guy in my penthouse when i joined a session
found another
yeah i was gonna mention the 2nd guy looks like a cayo guard
Better call the cleaning service
@long elm Only users with an XP level of 5 or above can send links or attachments.
Ah yes, the 50 bullets in one
My guess is you loaded into that session the second someone confirmed starting that mission
Its happened to me before

Isn't there a think where you can launch your sub
Cargo bob and tank
Imagine you see this irl doing front flips constantly then hovering before hitting the ground
It would destroy someones property already and also you'd be nauseous & also get finished
They really hate this car

"Kifflom"
Yea

Yes
Good..I hate unsaveables
Lol

legs
Wait can't you start that then unregister as a ceo and activate yatch defenses
Or something like that

Damn, now I wanna buy a yatch just for that
Wait
Can you carry a khanjali onto your yatch and start it them use that to defend

havent tried that
Heh ima try it whenever I get a yatch
Which will probably be never bc I waste so much on fights

Went for a quick drink bro
Chernobogs need water too
I like doing that thing where you smoosh a car with the launcher and it'll go flying
Gta physics top notch

and also some coke
4 left
this is what all your faggio jokes lead to
@jagged peak the most accurate top speed tester.
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Today on our daily GTA official club for xbox pageā¦.
I canāt explain it
it really is just cali
Yeah, i have no idea how to do it like this
I mostly aim for the side
So i get air on the cliff and just hop out
Yeah but its not as awesome
You might die that way 
Yeah, alot more guards
Meanwhile if you do the jump, it takes about 20 seconds to get to the compound
+You can get the keycard early
Door glitching
Search up cayo perico door glitch
Its pretty hard and inconsistent
Actually someone may have to run some gitches if framerate affects it
Cause i can often not get it to work, West Door is the only one i could do consistently
But if you learn the pattern, you can mostly pop it on first try
Wait until you hear about Cayo Replay lol
Just camera manipulation
Well, it also abuses the cover system
The easy way for rockstar to fix it is make the door an animated entity, not a door
Pretty much
Cause the way it works, is that it pries the player into the middle
Which also forces the door to open
If you made it an animated object, where the player uses the keycard, then an animation plays where they open the door
Then that would be it. Pretty easy fix
But cockstar is cockstar
They only remove bugs when its too late XD. B2B Has been around for over 5 years
why is this bug a thing 
whenever I renovate my CEO office which doesn't even have a gun locker my custom loadout disappears
such cringe
I realised I own like 15 pistols
you're asking the wrong question here š ±ļøolt

the correct question would be:
why can we not drop weapons on pc permanently
hmm yus 
Another good question
why tf does a pistol or combat pistol get equipped everytime I pick up one from a dead cop when I have it hidden in my loadout 
I do 
I've even converted my pistol to pistol mk2 just so that a random pistol won't get equipped
Still happens 
die 
dead
ok
Probably how Jeff Bezos gets around
Told him theres free snacks š¤£š¤£š¤£
extremely creative huh
Im gonna buy 8 of them

can i do you?
Sus
Majestic landing
Yes
You can deform cars like crazy

Especially the futo
deform me š³
Ok
Crazy stroppy military person :p
RIP the 5 people that still play on old gen
lmao true
Im sure this is still rookie number and poor??
rookie numbers 

I need to get one of those
Looool RIP for the poor people who canāt afford the new generation or the old ones
š
last gen is modder trash infected + they take up valuable ressources
F for the people that cant afford a pc or a new console tho

"valuable resources"
the game is peer to peer anyways so the only servers are the ones that keep track of data
Chernobourg?

:ā(

Hands off my money
Im hosting a car meet on ps4 DM me if you wanna join
@proper thunder, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Apartment: #archive-psļ½apartment-heist-lfg
Casino: #ps4ļ½casino-lfg
Cayo Perico: #ps4ļ½cayo-perico-lfg
Doomsday: #archive-psļ½doomsday-lfg
Everything else: #ps4ļ½other-lfg
Requested by: @compact whale
Im hosting a car meet on ps4 DM me if you wanna join
@proper thunder, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Apartment: #archive-psļ½apartment-heist-lfg
Casino: #ps4ļ½casino-lfg
Cayo Perico: #ps4ļ½cayo-perico-lfg
Doomsday: #archive-psļ½doomsday-lfg
Everything else: #ps4ļ½other-lfg
Requested by: @dawn jetty
quit spamming
this guy kept running his engine while against this car, ended up blowing himself up
but not before the car he was running against blew up first 
Sad Boi Hours today. Been playing this game since it came out on PS3 š
poggers
when the dot hacking is apparent
and no
i didnt host this lol
someone else's heist i was doing for them
cringe.

lol
Aw shit, here we go again
"It's okay, carry on, ima just head out~"
modders cheaters spoofing their username
I have no fucking idea, just joined and saw this mess, immediately pulled up resource monitor
probably not
Well I have no idea what was going on... I thought I joined a lobby full of modders, like literally
One already killed the other
There can only be 1!
Like the Josh fight

Do not attempt to adjust your set. A Streaming Freedom Message for GTA Online players on PS3/ XBOX 360 as to the future of the game you play because of Rockstars decision. I state my opinion as to why this is happening. Video made using PlayStation 4 SHAREfactory. Eyes Only clip is from the tv series James Cameron's Dark Angel. All rights belong...
This is not right of rockstar
Iām feeling pretty sad for people now
People that maybe just brought shark cards or brought the game on ps3 and Xbox

They now have to be stuck with single player
They did this for the expanded and enhanced shit I think
Something we didnāt ask for
With ever next generation of consoles, the previous should be cheaper. You keep updating when people arenāt able to keep up
its not like barely anyone plays PS3 and 360 compared to PC, PS4 and One
And sessions are filled with cheaters and modders

And there wasnt a content update in
2015? 2014?
Nope, its just rockstar being greedy!!111!

OMG ROCKSTAR GREEDY

YEAH
ROCKSTAR ONLY CARES ABIUT MONEY”””””
anyone wanna sell free elegis for money with a glitch dm me
If you did that heist that many times you wouldnāt need to do any more jobs
I do wish that I had done that heist that number of times
imagine buying hardware that is nearly the age of consent
Who pinged me

he tried to crash me before ban btwxd
Let's all send him a fwend request
Can I buy the bunker more than 1 time?
Pavel is a legend
Video from GhillieMaster: https://twitter.com/GhillieYT/status/1339318273071001603
Great guy:
https://www.youtube.com/user/GhillieMaster16
https://www.youtube.com/user/GhillieMaster16
https://www.youtube.com/user/GhillieMaster16
https://www.youtube.com/user/GhillieMaster16
this shet is gold lmao
i'd remove the parachute and use white glasses instead of blue
I would recommend the FMJ Heavy Revolver š³

fuck
BRO
YOU FUCKING LIAR
Remember our first 1v1?
100-33
And that
That vs finished 100-77 for me
Imagine taking ss when vs isn't finished
"alright bro, first to 39 wins"
Seems legit
Thatās dumb
Itās about time
@random quest, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Apartment: #archive-psļ½apartment-heist-lfg
Casino: #ps4ļ½casino-lfg
Cayo Perico: #ps4ļ½cayo-perico-lfg
Doomsday: #archive-psļ½doomsday-lfg
Everything else: #ps4ļ½other-lfg
Requested by: @smoky plover
" gTa 6 wHen? OMG ROCKSTAR GREEDY "

Lol
Shark cards are the truth
Lmao
Jk, jk I don't buy sharkcards, they're useless
Because you turned on ur mods xD
noixe botai
elite with a lvl 70 random
100k on a coupe yehhhhhhhh yeehhhhhhhhhhhh
what is this red area
It looks like this when an explosion happens, but i mean?
Is it constant?
thats a gang attack
Forgot that exsisted
I like doing gang attacks weirdly
shut.
That's y it's recommending

But I thought u loved me

@wooden garnet

things i do in my free time:
Mrwhosetheboss

bruh same
if anyone wants a map of lsia runways for rping and stuff
as a person whos new to rp its useful
and god dammit i want msfs so bad
bruh?
hot?
:(
............
:(
I smell a base player
and a really shitty shiper
@lethal birchJoie simp 
fix your aircraft spawns rockstar

Funny how you went from losing 33-40 and accusing me of sharing my account with berke or whoever to winning 100-77
Yes aurax is trash
Crew: https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/return_of_the_hunt/wall
Stuff which you should not forget about Aurax:
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/801276983765631027/801278362454589510/Screenshot_20201202-015715.jpg
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/801276983765631027/801278366845239306/image0-20.jpg
https://cdn.discordapp.com...
manipulating people, seeking attention with suicide, lying and lying and more lying and being fake af person is just sad.203-156 gloab RIP TRASH
says rip but the thumbnail says you committed suicide
rest in piece to the uploader then i guess
Its a rip video
Why? Did he get killed? Or did he ewo?
give them the number for the national suicide prevention hotline
this is not okay
@lethal birch with this
holesum
hole
This does put a smile on my face...
Credit to Liquid Gaming: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCRbWayVcNtoExwi3Mdfiokw
Original video: https://youtu.be/bh40mXpAGNw

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@brave quiver 7min bogdan run hmm yus 
literally world record pace and says it like he does it everyday 
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lmao 7 min bogdan run is quite easy
average time for me is 10 minuts
with a random
(i did bogdan like 1500 times)
(im not joking)
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yes
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LMAOO
Go do it and record. Have fun going under 8min
No one will be surprised
no worri
All leaderboard world record holders for Act II 
There's a fuck ton difference between 10min and 8min btw 
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2min difference, and I'm already at like #50 or something on the leaderboard 
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I fought this guy 20-4 lol, more of a air combat player but when on ground really fockin bad, this made him leave bc he was trying so hard, everytime he died he would just get another pyro

248 with a 1.56
Some typical griefer crew
DARK
Something like that
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lol
Yk the typical satanic looking star as the emblem
You know they're trying hard when they try to kill you in a NS with whatever they have 
Props to him for trying ig
more of a air combat player
proceeds to use homing missiles while going towards a Nightshark at sticky bomb level altitude
sure
EW
EWEWEWEW
i dont like joie
ew
why the fuck you are sharing those videos for no reason
you turned against me?
ok
being my enemy while i have done nothing
yeah cool
i was playing bad
then i changed the scope
and warmed up
then won
zz
........
Decided to make a combat outfit
I was missing one, so i went for a conscript style
That's cool
As in what, the armor?
No combat outfit 
I'm not sure if it does work. But some helmets don't protect your head
I mean, most vietnam uniforms are lightweight
It stops you from getting one shotted to the head
This one does though, its tier 3
The riot helmets dont
Other than that, body armor doesn't provide any protectgion
its a shame cause i really like the riot helmet
Maybe they should make it so if the visor is down, you can take 3 headshots, but if its up, only 1
It's just that some people use modded outfits with colored helmets which some don't actually even protect your head
Yea well this one does
I also tried to make a tryhard outfit
If i showed up like this to a car meet
From a scale of 1 to 10, how likely are you to gun me down
tryhard outfits in 2021 
I just do pvp in my normal outfit
Or stick a helmet on top
Yeah, honestly not a big fan of it
Yeah i guess, but i kinda wanted to look stylish
Style doesn't matter in pvp :p
I mean sure
It will make you look more intimidating to grinders
But to some players it won't mean anything
If I see you in first person view, or with a gun in hand, 10/10
Either way 0/10
once simp always simp xD
You down bad for pedo defender
EW
NO
shes gay
i dont like her
sureeeee
she betrayed me
You got caught lacking on her server
You already told me
xD
i thought she was a cool server
Some rate on looks really
Like there was that one time where i was messing around in a car meet
And there was this one girl who just
we added each other on discrod
but
i got banned
wanted to watch the world burn
zz
Who, and just what?
Dude got muted...
Lmao
1 because it's a car meet
^
are car meets rare in this servee
I just checked other lfg and it's all about modded cars or some shit lol
Just have a carmeet in your garage and pretend other people are there 
something tells me I was supposed to like this guy
Ez clap

panic button

that's what i did with my hot wheels ššš
me and my cars saved the world from the evil authoritarian police regime seeking to eradicate Street racing
That's honest work lol
yep and we had drag racing after that
the Ford pickup won, I really liked that car lol
Sounds realistic xD
those were the days š
Ye got muted by the toxicity filter for some resaon
I swear it mutes me WHENEVER it wants to
This is like the third time.
Doesn't matter how polite i am, o no, 0.99 toxicity YOU'VE BEEN A BAD BOI
gws
But yeah
Basically, she was floatinga round in an opressor acting like an authority figure
There was a modder spawning cars
So there was one completly like, car left in a corner
So i drew a smiley on the hood with bullets, she then proceeded to gun me down instantly
Naturally, doesn't say ANYTHING
So i gun her down back
She says that im griefing her and goes into her opressor
(She was constantly bringing up the fact that she was a girl, probably a trap)
Told her that its a car thats completly left alone
She says its her friends car
Except her "friend" aleardy has a car
?
They then proceeded to get upset about some bullshit and griefed the entire car meet, repeatedly killing innocent players
Constantly claiming that we are griefers and acting like they're doing some justice
!?!?!? : D
Like, jesus christ.
Was the vehicle you shot a smiley face on a pegasus, or ms baker vehicle?
Nope, it was a cheetah classic pretty sure
You cant have 2 personal vehicles at once
So i thought it was a car the modder spawned in, since we had chat command
Ahh then yeah they were being a big ol liar
So i assume somebody spawned it there
Yea, its the classic overly confident, anger issues, cant take a singular joke stereotype
If you ever see chat commands get the hell out of there for sure
Funny enough, its mostly the girls. I knew two playing GTA and they're exactly the same
Or they were just traps who knows.
Well, some modders are pretty good
Like one modder had chat commands that let you store any vehicle you want in your garage
Didn't use it though, its more satysfying to buy your vehicles
Funny enough, people didn't give a shita bout actually taking the vehicles
They were like, spawning the most expensive supercars and selling them
Money is the only thing they wanted lol
No point in saving your money over a certain amount
/why wouldn't they just pop in the cars they would buy anyway lmao
Yeah, honestly, every time a money glitch gets detected its just "OMFG!!! SAVE UP ON MONEY!!!"
Like, christ
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sweg
yus 
But very nice 
Lol
returned after uhh some time of absence and goddamn i gotta repaint all my vehicles because GODDAMN did my taste use to suck
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instantly better
much better
Get som bitches on yo dic
lets deshityfy this too
oaw my god
why can't i buy this
gta dont break 5 minutes challange
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"Grand Theft Auto" (GTA) is a long-running series of video...
basically all my sounds bugged but DAMN this minigun sound
QLIUGQEKHGÅBQEKFGVBQIUVBQF,
Actually kinda sick, makes me wish we had a gatling gun
Exdee
Who missed this?
https://open.spotify.com/track/3LoTSUEm7h7uryGBWxtaFe
I really liked the dark undertones of GTA IV
It has its plethora of issues definitely, wouldn't call it the best game
But it was definitely fun
My main problem was kinda the disconnect between story and gameplay
In GTA V, Franklin,Michael, And trevor all have blood on their hands aleardy
And aren't afraid of causing more of it
But in GTA IV
It had better physics, no matter what 
Niko moved to Liberty City purely so he can get away from all the killing
The physics were pretty ok, the cars felt too heavy though
That's real
What, the cars?
I mean, when you see a car turn
It usually doesn't flip its suspension so hard yeah
But i get what they were going for
GTA IV has a slower driving style
Fit for the tight liberty city
GTA V is faster, and alot more light
Because Los Santos is very large and open
If you had the same system as GTA IV, where if you crashed you would shit yourself out of the windshield every time you hit something
This still happens but pretty rarely
The game would be annoying, you would be de-sensitivized from chaotic driving (Which is honestly a fun part of GTA V)
Some people like the realism but i dont belive its fun
In GTA IV the feature fits completly though
The driving is alot more realistic and you need to be more carefull
Yeah, i mean, i think the window crash should happen
Maybe at really high speeds there's a 40% chance
Either that or the online characters use their seatbelt
: D
Im probably remembering this wrong but, I think you can send npcs flying out of their car online, with just arena war vehicles
That's not much of an issue, why doesn't water pour out of the pool when you drive in with your car? 
Yup, hehe
Limitations mainly
Because not even gta 7 will have such an advanced feature
The water isn't a physical simulation yeah
The waves aren't real time rendered y know
They're just hitbox masks passing through and shite
Fluid simulation is very hard
Almost impossible in real time
You see those realistic fluid blender animations?
Those tend to take 12 hours just to render at a smooth framerate
Even the inside of the torreador just has water pass through it
you say that like it won't be 30 years before GTA 7

Somebody put bounty on everybody
Was typing It is non-gta
That video is IRL video
Why you deleted it then?
@wooden garnet Do you know the channel metpro sowc?
maybe
I have a clip saved of me sniping protokille off an mk2 lol
xd
@wooden garnet Here it is
I don't have his pov though
But since I'm friends with metal I did get to talk to him for a bit lol
very nice shot men
I think I saw the stream highlights for that stream, this clip wasn't there but I did see proto getting chased by naked men and women on faggios 
!joinplaystation
Yeah :)) But there was a known modder there ruining everything. Had a little snipe off with proto after which was fun. But more luck based since it was far ranged

I hate sniping at the beach because of how messy it gets, since most of my lobbies end up with chinese scrubs with a pre-installed script in their game 
š© scrubs.
@wooden garnetThey grab their scripts first, then the actual game. It never misses; a Chinese guy with his script. 
I wonder if any of my frens is online
I need a person for a clothing glitch but I cba to go to lfg 
Close the game you lazy player 
can't close when the game isn't open š
Even more lazier 
Woah, bro...
If you want I can help with outfits
In fact you will never need to glitch again
Took me a whole day to make this outfit stop resetting itself and saving successfully
@lethal birch 
All thanks to @lost urchin 
Why is the ping color different again
cringe
everything's dark blue now
Thanks for offer men, but I was looking for some merge glitches for military outfits and I had some frens online so 
Red
Sussy


Pretty pog outfit 
Or at least by my standards
How do you get this?
Grind

I found Lesters car but itās been resprayed white
Thats not even much lolz
sus
Bro gta needs to add like a semi that you can own and make so we can have 2 or more personal vehicles
When the sweaty oppressor gets out sweated
@rapid laurel Not the money, the bank and cash thing
Bs
Oof
So peaceful
it shows that on fresh characters, goes away after some time
check the description
god damn savage
" your mother prefers its company to yours. "
@lethal birch, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Everything else: #ps4ļ½other-lfg
Requested by: @lethal birch
Where the tryhard
Honestly, its not even tied to the way they dress/vehicles
Sometimes guys walking around in combat gear and camo and shit are really nice
It look pretty weird if it was real life tho
Speed
Ye like i said mine is just a rough guess. 8 min is the high end for my pb, its prolly lower
But i dont want to claim low numbers when i cant proof them
Might measure my next one even though its shit coke spawns
why even tho money is all over a place this thing is 1/3 full?
because you are an irresponsible spender
ayo wait a minute, i have the same car as lester?
Safe money depends on ur current bank balance.
Office floor money depends on the money u made out of special cargo and vechile cargo
They have updated office safe and made it like casino penthouse, top shelves are chips now too.
Got his whole crew after me
Imagine dying in all those vehicles vs homing launcher rofl
Oh but then you have a spoofed name, cheater trash confirmed
Oh alright I'm blind
Letās go
Fortunately I sold the entire hangar with mogul sale and I had 4 other people to help me
Did you buy ammo?
Well then that's it
This pops up when you blow up CEO crates
It means that you get 2X Fireworks
Every CEO sale you blow up, you get 2 fireworks
Yes. Fireworks, for the firework launcher
You can only grab it on the 4th of july
Fireworks are really valuable
I still have my firework launcher with 4 rockets XD
Well, they can only be picked up on the 4th of july
Any other time, the launcher and its ammo are unavailable
They're kinda a rare thing in the arsenal
Like molotovs
Nah, you can buy it
Only Molotovs
The ammo is only buyable on 4th of july
However, the ammo can be obtained by destroying CEO crates any time
Yea i save them for special occasions
So basically
You ever pick up the firework launcher
And 4th of julye ends
You better go grief some cargo if you want to shoot more fireworks
: D
B u t w a s i t w o r t h i t ?
For molotovs you can refill them by requesting ammo drop from merryweather. But fireworks ammo yeah only destroying cargo out of event
Did you know u can get free molotovs from the sub on the table
Playing FiveM server
You can buy them for cheap as a⦠sergeant at arms I believe (in an mc)
Yeah
3 for $200, you gotta be a sergeant at arms
Had to do a little fact checking
There is a load of molotovs in the bunker, at the back... 
Let's C r a s h
What
y u speak
idot
when I set game capture audio to "capture game audio only" it becomes very cringe
fun killing the cops after the robbery
literally they gave up after
a cop shouted (LETS JUST GIVE UP)
bruh
even swat couldn't handle us
if it was army even them couldn't handle me and my friend
@lethal birch session I got right after you left 
of course, I had to teach him how to use the scramjet properly 
Y u killing
I thought u good person

how to have money like this in my office?
Safe money depends on ur current bank balance.
Office floor money depends on the money u made out of special cargo and vechile cargo
@unreal granite
ok
thanks

how much special cargo i need to colect and sell
to have these money on floor btw will be there forever?
or
ok thanks bye š
Because fuck that guy 
what do i do now !!
i tried with and without VPN still same error
someone explain this ? š¤
gta
he kick me out of my heli
nub imagin not using the machine gun š
I was bored. 
wow a hot gta woman
does the fire truck hose count 
sure ig
Snowās nice
Thatās awful
Do rockstar employees even play the game? The modder problem is impossible to ignore.
Wut plane that, am forget.
volatol
Thx for the info.
7/10. She nice... but mean. No sweetness
They don't
Nice
Y u think they play the game
Good for them

Only time is, when testers play it to check everything is correct post delivery, from dev team
they play on consoles 
is this normal
She's meant to have that aura. 
Man, git gud at griefing
We people nowdays steal their vehicle cargo then deliver to police station instead of bombing them
Using jets and oppressor are outdated and effortless
People nowdays have better ways to grief
hey there is there anybody that can get me his opressor mk 2 because i whant to do vip missions
why try, when itās that easy?
well then
Real Pyro
How about now?
Wine lipstick 
Why you
Mullet >>>
@dim temple ?
What did you try to accomplish?
That Rockstar upgrades their servers for their games?

And so you messaged Modmail...?
booba????
whenever i kill this dude the alarm goes off, but i dont see anyone near or any cameras
oh that guy
yea
crouch and headshot him
ok
to be safer melee him
I think E idk

lol
Ah yes, Iām upset at R* so I will yell at a bot ran by a bunch of people who have no affiliation with R*. Big brain plays
Sounds about right


















