gta-media

[lethal birch]

😏

[wooden pebble]

beat her booty so bad she died

[lean basin]

Exdee

[lean basin]

Respect women

...

[wooden garnet]

what if whamen disrespect whamen

which whamen you respect then, the one getting insulted or the one insulting

[lean basin]

Uhh

Idk

Then be on the side of your friends

[wooden pebble]

Not gonna respect someone because they have genitalia

That statement is as stupid as saying respect all men

[lean basin]

Okay

[wooden pebble]

That doesn't mean I am disrespectful towards ladies. I just don't fall for them like that and they taking advantage of that

And the pic above was just a joke

I have lot of experiences. Where the girl will so something to the boy , and the boy can't do the same thing to the girl..... because she's a girl and respect girls.... double standard

awesome someone crashed ma gam 😦

[lean basin]

It's alright, don't think about it too much

[wooden pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/smile-big-smile-cats-creepy-big-teeth-gif-11848344

[graceful sigil]

how did this happen

[wooden garnet]

better question, how did this happen

@lethal birch imagine

[lethal birch]

rapid fire go brrrr

[plain dagger]

Me when when when me when

[lean basin]

That scene is so epic!

[wooden garnet]

xd

[lean basin]

You can use it as your thumbnail

Exdee

[livid reef]

can anyone spawn money and xp in game

[severe garnet]

no

[wooden garnet]

shoo

[formal imp]

instead you should actually play the game you bought

[lethal birch]

👎

[lean basin]

Still epic

[wooden garnet]

xd

[lethal birch]

did you die

[lethal birch]

✨

[wooden garnet]

maybe 💀

[lethal birch]

yes

[wooden garnet]

@lethal birch #gta-media message
xd

[wooden garnet]

[lethal birch]

rip

[sly maple]

the game doesnt know why it doesnt launch properly

i am fine with the problem. since restart always fix it. it just rarely happen to me so i decided to share it

[lean basin]

It might because of your network connection, or rockstar servers services

[tribal latch]

It's just this though

[nocturne otter]

@shadow barn https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knINVB9WOuA

This'll help

[shadow barn]

[rapid laurel]

Sparrow kids thinking they’re invincible

I started using the deluxo a little bit more

I like it a lot

[tribal latch]

Wtf

Maybe just excited to see their owner

[terse zenith]

bc ur probably trash xD

[coral flare]

xD

[stable olive]

Xd

I like the oppressor mk2 but i aint trash. Probably because i dont grief with it

[rapid laurel]

Oh because I can use a vehicle that actually takes skill? xD

I like to try new things, whereas you probably use a mk2 all the time

[coral flare]

spins in circle like senior citizen in motorized wheelchair
brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[terse zenith]

very bold of u to assume that i need a noobbike

[stable olive]

i mostly use toreador and armored karuma

[rapid laurel]

Very bold of you to assume I’m trash

[coral flare]

the question is why do you care how good someone is in a game that isn't pvp oriented

sorry you can't do well in actual fps games i guess

[tribal latch]

I think aircraft machine gun kills are impressive. They're hard to aim

[terse zenith]

gta is obviously a pvp game

[coral flare]

copium

[rapid laurel]

Molotok strafing takes a ton of skill

[rapid laurel]

otter is very obviously built different

[tribal latch]

If I use jet I go for the machine gun kills (try) because missiles are little cringe

[stable olive]

Taking down oppressors and jets with a guided missle from the kosatka is fun

[coral flare]

joins lobby
immediately checks player list for highest kd

[rapid laurel]

I do this but I like to troll them

[terse zenith]

could you hit a shot like that?

[rapid laurel]

Trolling kd warriors is hilarious

[rapid laurel]

Maybe if I was on pc, yes.

I’ve sniped people out of jets before

[coral flare]

game has been out for 8 years
people have done this before

[stable olive]

Maybe with luck, but with skills i couldnt

[rapid laurel]

I also like how you used a high width resolution

[tribal latch]

Do you actually have to lead bullets in gta?

It looks like you had to

[rapid laurel]

No, it’s just a hitscan

[coral flare]

hitscan = no bullet lead

[rapid laurel]

You don’t have to worry about travel time, drop, etc.

[terse zenith]

theres travel time but no drop off

[coral flare]

good luck in 2042

[tribal latch]

Travel time is just visual if it's hitscan? Isn't it like source where the bullet is just visual?

[rapid laurel]

It’s much harder for a console player to snipe people out of jets

Or freeaim someone

A mouse is much more precise

[coral flare]

absolutely

[rapid laurel]

I’m thinking of getting a pc

[tribal latch]

It must be comfortable af to use vehicles with a controller

[rapid laurel]

Not a high end one, just one that can run gta on standard settings

[coral flare]

i keep my xbox controller nearby to drive and fly
much more fun that way

[tribal latch]

Bikes especially if I use mouse steering it's just aids. I'm trying to practice aircraft mouse steering currently because I love flying

[rapid laurel]

Console flying is an absolute dream

[coral flare]

taking curves at high speeds with keyboard is just rapidly pressing a or d + w until you're back on a straight road
not great

[tribal latch]

Good that you can use both ad and mouse steering at same time to try and combat that problem ^

[rapid laurel]

The worst part about console is, your batteries die at the worst time

Afk? Batteries are just fine

[coral flare]

mouse steering

[rapid laurel]

Dogfighting? Yeah fuck your batteries

[tribal latch]

I mean with mouse you can do a very tiny steer to get the road straight for you

[rapid laurel]

I always keep a set of charged batteries nearby

[rapid laurel]

Mine did the same thing

[tribal latch]

There should be controller mkII with a battery upgrade

[rapid laurel]

[tribal latch]

Wait doesn't xbox warn you if the batteries are almost dead? I haven't had newer consoles but at least ps3 for instance does warn you

[rapid laurel]

Because mk2 is too mainstream

[rapid laurel]

It won’t warn me anymore

I idk why

It only warns me when it wants to

[tribal latch]

Maybe there's some sort of decalibration happening?

[rapid laurel]

Possibly

I might try to disconnect the controller from the console, and reconnect it

[tribal latch]

My phone is very old and dies at 50% unexpectedly, presses random parts on screen on it's own and makes static noise before shuts down but if I am very fast, I might be able to plug the charger in time xD

[rapid laurel]

Lucky drag scope

Drag scopes are pretty much based on luck

[tribal latch]

I feel like there's some sort of weird mechanic where drag shots like that are way more likely to hit than precise ones

Especially in rdr2!

[rapid laurel]

I’m not even a huge pvp player

I’ve just been chilling the last few days

Driving, grinding, fucking around

[wooden pebble]

No bird words

[rapid laurel]

This was from a REALLY long time ago

I don’t really think it was that good

He wasn’t really moving but at the same time, he wasn’t fully exposed

[wooden garnet]

Reason I don't like dragscopes in GTA

[rapid laurel]

Because it never shoulda connected in the first place

[terse zenith]

this dude didnt learn

[wooden garnet]

another one

[lethal birch]

@oblique nest 20 seconds

[oblique nest]

wow that’s terrible!!!!!

[rapid laurel]

Starling > mk2

[oblique nest]

@serene zenith

[tribal latch]

Starling in the bucket list of things I gotta get

It's really fun

[terse zenith]

that was most likely travel time

[wooden garnet]

20s wot

[lethal birch]

@fallen python "20 seconds"

[lethal birch]

read #gta-online

acheron claimed pyro mgs take 20 seconds to destroy a jet

[wooden garnet]

Travel time doesn't mean your hitmarker doesn't register till half a second after the shot fires

[rapid laurel]

My pyro looked the exact same when I first got it

Now all my aircrafts are midnight blue

[wooden garnet]

Everyone uses the same livery 😔

[rapid laurel]

[rapid laurel]

Not anymore

[wooden garnet]

nais

[terse zenith]

400 ping be like

[rapid laurel]

BOLT IS LEVEL 250 YOOOO

[lethal birch]

that livery is the one I liked best

[wooden garnet]

OvEr 20 SeCondS REeEeEeE

who is that idot

[oblique nest]

Big idiot

[tribal latch]

I wish you could spray the guns with two colors like most vehicles instead

Or maybe gta6 can have similar weapon customization to rdr2 :))

[rapid laurel]

Same

[rapid laurel]

Yesterday, I shot a guy, he lagged, and he killed me

[rapid laurel]

After I died, my kill got registered

It was a friendly 1v1 so I’m not worried about it

[nocturne otter]

Stoopid tryhard

[rapid laurel]

That was the only kill he had on me though

[nocturne otter]

Your outfit

[rapid laurel]

It was first to 5, it was 5-1

[rapid laurel]

You look ridiculous

[nocturne otter]

I left after 50kills on him

[rapid laurel]

Floating head lookin ass

[rapid laurel]

What’s with the funny characters

There’s a bunch of Asian characters

[nocturne otter]

He kept following me eventho he knew that he'll lose

[tribal latch]

Korean I think

[nocturne otter]

He's stoopid af

[tribal latch]

Koreans are always bit dodgy players

[nocturne otter]

Yes, Korean

Cause I'm korean

[rapid laurel]

But you speak English

Wait

[wooden garnet]

funny considering the outfit helped him to kill that idot mk2 user

[nocturne otter]

Named like russian, likes american plane, who is korean

[terse zenith]

you know nes?

[rapid laurel]

Do you know Korean??

[nocturne otter]

Nes?

[terse zenith]

why?

[nocturne otter]

I'm Korean

[rapid laurel]

Silly lookin outfit

[rapid laurel]

Can you speak it

[nocturne otter]

Sure

[terse zenith]

lmao

[nocturne otter]

[tribal latch]

h

[rapid laurel]

I didn’t get a chance to put it into a translator

[nocturne otter]

Exdeee

s p e e d

[rapid laurel]

No skill

Or was that an AW fight

Using rockets in sniper fights is bad

Even I do it

But that’s when I gotta reload

[terse zenith]

it was just for fun

[rapid laurel]

O

[lethal birch]

yea

[nocturne otter]

yes don't use rpg in sniper 1v1 ~~use homing instead of rpg ~~

[rapid laurel]

Ahahhahha

Homing do be better tho

[wooden garnet]

[rapid laurel]

Travels faster

Killing ghost opp kids with the whoreador

He didn’t know I was in a toreador

[terse zenith]

you dont need the boost if you already come with a reasonable speed

just a tip

[rapid laurel]

If I came with reasonable speed, he would’ve been to far above me to get a lock on

[terse zenith]

nothing special but anyway

[nocturne otter]

EWO macro

[terse zenith]

[rapid laurel]

Why ewo

[nocturne otter]

Kool clip

I only ewo to lost cops, regain health

I sometimes ewo when my friend is using bst+marksman against me

[rapid laurel]

Bst marksman users have small peepee

[nocturne otter]

BST+Marksman= smoll pp

[rapid laurel]

I ewo when someone shoots a rocket

I also ewo after a kill if they hit me

Or if cops are on me

Poopoo cops

Cops in gta are dumb

[tribal latch]

The police are so annoying sometimes

[terse zenith]

bst + lag + marksman

[tribal latch]

And dub yeah. Breathe anywhere close to them and they'll shoot you to death

[nocturne otter]

That's the worst thing

Ah nvm, BST+Lag+Marksman+Ghost+Armor

[terse zenith]

freezelag

[rapid laurel]

Lag switch

[light jungle]

I need answers

[weak idol]

wtf is this on my kosakta lol?

I was thinking it might have been the crew logo but it’s not

[unreal aspen]

probably some soviet symbol

[marsh drift]

I hate this mission lol

[light jungle]

Do you get the Asian man ontop of your sub too

[weak idol]

Asian man? No just this random logo lol

[light jungle]

When you finish a mission

Theres usually a Asian Ai ontop of your sub

Or when ur gonna deliver it

[weak idol]

I don’t do missions so idk

I just go around killing low levels most of the time lol

[light jungle]

Sparrow my favorite heli

Easy to fly and shoot free aim missles

[nocturne otter]

Nice

[idle galleon]

target seemed to be standing still for the whole duration though

[light jungle]

From up there yes

He was fighting my friend

He was trying so hard

BST, marksman,

Moving side to side frantically

[lethal birch]

He should try bad sport, that's where the good people are.

[light jungle]

All he did was wait for us to get close so he can aim assist with his LMG

[nocturne otter]

That's...common

[light jungle]

God mode users

[lethal birch]

I was there for a while. Very lovely to be honest.

People are very respectful and so on.

[light jungle]

Not someone who tries that hard tho

[lethal birch]

I am respectful, I think.

[lethal birch]

Minus that.

[light jungle]

Lol

[idle galleon]

i mean it's a lobby of 3. all of you could well possibly be friends too lol

[edgy anchor]

The Marksman's shuffle

[light jungle]

Yee

I only.use the marksman if they use it first

I like the normal heavy more

Easier to hit shots with

For me

[edgy anchor]

I don't PvP, I use snipers and marksman even less

[light jungle]

I pvp high kd players or just people being a holes in lobbhs

Lobbys*

People who destroy cargo, kill low levels, kill everyone for no reason

That type of stuff

Or just people who gave IlIlIlIl as a name

[gloomy urchin]

i hate the Starling's guts

[light jungle]

Lol

[gloomy urchin]

Its the emblem of the Russian Navy which has been established in 1896, after the coronation of Nicholas the 2nd

[wooden garnet]

sweg @sand quest @lethal birch

[light jungle]

Its fun to fly

Just that confused me

Launched me high up even though the boost died

[gloomy urchin]

lmao i got a mexican man once

[light jungle]

Lol

[lethal birch]

Did you buy the bike?

[wooden garnet]

Yup

[lethal birch]

Interesting.

[nocturne otter]

Color BMX

[weak idol]

Ty i swear it wasn’t there before loool

[gloomy urchin]

lmao

pesky pavel

[lethal birch]

sips tea 🍵 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klQ2fPzaojQ

[compact nova]

#memes-and-shitposting

@wooden garnet

[lethal birch]

the days where i cowered and feared public lobbies. Even the Mk2 was still my nemesis in solo sessions.

[shy oar]

That lack of ragdoll is suspect.....

[lethal birch]

this was about 9 months ago and i was like level 96 lol

[shy oar]

I know that, in the beginning of that clip, your character did a tripping animation, rather than the ragdoll.

[celest spade]

Act 3 with a bmx?

[nocturne otter]

Nice shot

[wooden garnet]

sweg

[lean basin]

Ryder: Keep up mothæ fkæ*

[wooden garnet]

[lethal birch]

vsco outfit

[compact nova]

[lethal birch]

[compact nova]

[wooden pebble]

Sus things going on here

Iamma head out

[lean basin]

No, that's

POLICE

Outfit

[lethal birch]

plsss lol

[pliant beacon]

wtf casino heist
5m

[lethal birch]

$23

[strong sierra]

[shy oar]

[lethal birch]

chad peepo

[wooden garnet]

[shy oar]

The pepe they tell you not to worry about

[wooden garnet]

@lethal birch

[lean basin]

Oh?

[lethal birch]

who

[wooden garnet]

⭕🦵

[lethal birch]

dis

o

[wooden garnet]

obviously

[lean basin]

🌐 1619

[lethal birch]

69

[lean basin]

[lean basin]

$2.8B earned is everything...

[wooden garnet]

scrub.

[celest needle]

!ban 366148397867991051 NSFW

[golden harness]

Banned Andalé#8368 (Case #104099) (user notified with a direct message)

[wooden garnet]

took a while

for zepp

to respond

whatever

[lethal birch]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klQ2fPzaojQ

[flat tangle]

@lethal birch Is that your video?

[lethal birch]

probably

he shared the same vid yesterday

[wooden garnet]

maybe

[lethal birch]

couldnt have been me

[wooden garnet]

@compact nova

And me and you cumulatively make up 75 photos in that channel

[compact nova]

[wooden garnet]

[compact nova]

I have like 300 messages there

[compact nova]

TWEEDIER STOLE MY EMOJI

[wooden garnet]

I have 354

[wooden garnet]

[compact nova]

[compact nova]

[wooden garnet]

[glad lance]

not yours

mine

[compact nova]

no mine

[glad lance]

no

you stole it from me

[lean basin]

I imported it to Discord first

[dusky quiver]

Saw an avenger and carbobob irl

Guess which world leader was here

LOL

I saw a boeing globemaster too

What is that in GTA?

[shy oar]

[rapid laurel]

Yep that’s right, that’s what you get for not strafing at 90 degrees.

Hydra pilots are always shit

[lethal birch]

Are you a ps4 player

[sleek hazel]

no he's xbox

[shy oar]

Noice shot

[fringe widget]

i love doing stupid shit in this game...

[dawn chasm]

if u need money / modded accs hmu for free

[nocturne otter]

#memes-and-shitposting

[lethal birch]

Is that a meme ?

[nocturne otter]

That doesn't look like a gta tho @lethal birch

[lethal birch]

Oh damn sorry i thought that's for all videos.. sorry xd

[nocturne otter]

It's fine, go send it on #memes-and-shitposting

[twilit birch]

who actually goes there? this is a professional production, just watermarked so it can be ripped but it will make your speakers explode if you try to produce it as a Track on iTunes tho 😛

i won't argue and if that's the best i can get form here, kinda sad, but no hatin' from me

plus i'm not level 5

¯_(ツ)_/¯

i've owned and played GTA since 2 on PS One and i love the theme of stupid funny shit that never should happen, kinda the point of the track, lazy fun

[lethal birch]

you'll have the zoom in on the first one, but WTFFFF IS THIS? (I thought it was a far away yacht at first), so I go to it, I hear sirens and all of a sudden I respawn on land and my vehicle is destroyed I tried looking it up but idk what this thing is and it really confused me please help this is in gta online btw

how does one get one of this "ships"?

[terse stump]

Update me if you find an answer ty

[nocturne otter]

It's a aircraft carrier that spawns during business battle

[lethal birch]

oh well how come people were on it and flying off of it from jets

[abstract cipher]

They disabled the anti air and also if u wanna get there fast when AA is on go very high then parachute down

[split pine]

1st time using r* editor so it isnt very good

[fallen python]

Tryhard outfit.

[heavy basin]

send different outfits

[shy oar]

Anything super tactical will make people assume you are a try hard, even if that's not the case. Griefers need to start wearing t shirts

[abstract cipher]

Just wear gruppe seches outfit

[lyric crater]

Wait the fuck up mr Freeman

[lethal birch]

How do I get image perms

[topaz summit]

[lethal birch]

i only have 3 outfits saved

[thorn tapir]

Damn u seem dangerous

[lethal birch]

idk how some people have up to

9-17 saved

i’m like choose 1 lol

[lethal birch]

level 5 in server :P

O

you can use !rank to check your level

anywhere or?

oh shit

anywhere

i’m level 41

cool

current outfit

Damn

[fringe widget]

welcome to gta online

[unkempt cloud]

Oh no

turns on guardian

Anyways

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

One message removed from a suspended account.

One message removed from a suspended account.

[fringe widget]

@lethal birch @thorn tapir

[lethal birch]

Thats tough

[fringe widget]

yep

i got two clips of me doing dumb shit too

hopefully they send

[fringe widget]

ultimate hide and seek?

[lethal birch]

Lol yeah

If only they did that for gta online :/

Well the maze technically counts 💀

[fringe widget]

this is one of them

[lethal birch]

Lol im surprised you didn't take that much damage

[fringe widget]

the other, idk if it posted twice

[fringe widget]

its a no ragdoll glitch

of the santurel dudes the guy who killed ghillie btw

[lethal birch]

Oh

[thorn tapir]

Tufffff

[raw parrot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/803784468329922581/853861038743224400/TheTixmageddon.jpg

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/803784468329922581/853855663896657930/TheTixoPericoHeist.png

2 out of the 3 heists done

Tixo Perico and Tixmageddon

[wooden pebble]

Cringe max

[young hearth]

@fathom karma

Dis u?

Bruh left my lobby

[lethal birch]

https://youtu.be/_xpEf9pXYac @sour lily

[sour lily]

that was a yr ago tho...

[lethal birch]

But still tho...

[sour lily]

ig, but he doesnt use fem anymore

[lethal birch]

Like rarely

[alpine shore]

what are these messages

[agile mist]

GTA scam sites for sure

[lethal birch]

advertising mods cheats

[polar swift]

'I guess I came here for the weather'

'Vinewood, a grade A shithole'

[agile mist]

Well that was a fucking lie, he went there because he was in witness protection

[polar swift]

https://tenor.com/view/darkviperau-gif-21243086

[agile mist]

Hollywood? Grade A? I have a f on my grades and live in a small apartment

[polar swift]

No see thats th- okay...

[agile mist]

Hey look is the guy that says you the generous dance m*********** even though I'm not then strong

[wooden garnet]

I bet you can't even tie your shoes

[agile mist]

And all honesty I don't know how to fucking tie my shoes

[unkempt python]

"Get off the missiles captain, i have found a suitable smuggler plane."

"I HATE PROCOPIO BEACH, I HATE PROCOPIO BEACH"

[wooden garnet]

why

[unkempt python]

This is why i hate procopio beach

[wooden garnet]

xd

Go around the mountain

[unkempt python]

But thats slow

[wooden garnet]

Not as slow as trying to ascend a mountain in a velum

In a Lazer or Besra it'd be slow

[barren spade]

stall beep beep, stall beep beep
funny true story, I got my landing gear down and managed to re-takeoff and go around the mountain

[unkempt python]

Hehe

Van

[inner oxide]

Crew

F=friend

[wooden garnet]

How does the level 5 has a C next to him

[inner oxide]

It's just coincidence

[lethal birch]

https://youtu.be/klQ2fPzaojQ

[glad lance]

@lethal birch can you not do that

[lethal birch]

whats wrong @glad lance

[glad lance]

this

[lethal birch]

elaboration?

[idle galleon]

clown has no life, has been posting that same shit for a few days not that i count, maybe longer not that i care either. just block and ignore

[glad lance]

theres no reason to post the extra images above and below the video

just post the video

nothing more

[lethal birch]

you named the file discord_advertisement.png

[glad lance]

[idle galleon]

clown indeed

[lethal birch]

sips tea 🍵

[wooden garnet]

@lethal birchwelcome back pleb

[wooden garnet]

eats a croissant 🥐

invades half the planet

[frail condor]

mafia city the mobile game?

[lethal birch]

yes

i’ve trolled a few people with this already lol

[idle galleon]

which is why invite sessions are protected. its other factors that allow it. turn off spectator, get a solo custom crew, you're protected. delete crew invites etc etc

silly paranioa coming from clowns who think invite sessions are not protected or whatever SCID. while silly ass youtubers like that one calls it glitch when it isn't. no clown has ever been able to join unless they're a friend or i invited them.

gtao is defensive gaming especially on pc. or what it has turned into. or as some coined "shitty"
and no not defending cockstar. defence in terms of on your own terms.

also why good PC players pick up the habit of friend filtering.

namely deletion of friends once theyre done with a play tgt.

nothing offensive towards the deleted people. just a personal protection aka "just in case"

or how crews do crew filtering. same concept. just harder to control

[stiff obsidian]

!rules

[tardy stone]

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rules

[stiff obsidian]

!help

[idle galleon]

[frail condor]

[fringe widget]

yes i would love to fly to cayo perico but there is one minor problem...

[fathom karma]

[still birch]

the fact that I can tell that you're killing merryweather is just weird to me idk

[wooden garnet]

[lethal birch]

Le xD

[wooden garnet]

bottle hat and a bigness mask

🤮

I can't tell if that's a wannabe tryhard or a low level

[lethal birch]

he’s a 330

[wooden garnet]

dresses like a rank 5

[lethal birch]

with a 2.54 kd

i’ve had about 5 different people like them join my lobby

it’s quiet and peaceful now

[fringe widget]

choose your ride

[lethal birch]

mk2

kinda question is that?

[shy oar]

Tryhards

[lethal birch]

true try hards where black jeans and skate/canvas shoes

ski mask and bp helmet

that tactical shit is outdated

also thermal scope exists

maybe that outfit is just their cringey milsim RP outfit

you never know

majority of the time it’s some simple outfit

all these trashy ass glitched outfits and tactical shit lol

just where a damn T Shirt

it’s comfy

[shy oar]

Plz no tactical gear

[lean basin]

Looks hot, does well, performs perfect 👌

[shy oar]

Opressor mk1 is definitely the way to go

[fringe widget]

thats in my arena workshop

and i have em there so if they both get destroyed i can just get them back at the same time

plus i can call my terrorbyte in anyway so

[fringe widget]

with ski mask and a quad lens

ones a mk1

i dunno what mk2 has wheels

[lethal birch]

@fringe widget for me it’s usually someone with a BP helmet

[fringe widget]

no i moved it

[lethal birch]

quad lens are extremely inconsistent in terms of toggling them

[fringe widget]

yeah. quad lens is bulletproof lol

[lethal birch]

just use a thermal scope

[fringe widget]

if ur me and have an outfit select that

[fringe widget]

what if ur me and do thermal jet

[lethal birch]

that’s kinda sad

but alright

[fringe widget]

ik

[lethal birch]

i’ve done it b4 but it’s so unfair

[fringe widget]

i only use it in combat tho

[fringe widget]

true

thermal savage is broken

and for some reason it can dodge homing launcher missiles

[lethal birch]

all helis can do that

[fringe widget]

ik

[lethal birch]

just don’t fly in one direction lol

[fringe widget]

idk why the savage does it so well tho

[fringe widget]

well i ususally take ground targets out

but yeah i just strafe and its evaded

or i can get a passenger with a flare gun

[finite light]

Repost

[fringe widget]

i also have these in there

[fringe widget]

nice photos btw

[lethal birch]

Nice

[finite light]

Thanks.

[lethal birch]

Hru?

[fringe widget]

my nightshark is damaged because of a run in with a jet

he crashed

and some other dude in a jet started taking him out

[lethal birch]

sounds about right

Oh wait I'm in the wrong channel

Nvm that channel's dead

[fringe widget]

what channel

[lethal birch]

#gta-vehicles

[burnt cargo]

Thermal jet?

[fringe widget]

its a glitch

[burnt cargo]

I thought you couldn't use visors in veh- ah.

[fringe widget]

where u have thermal vision in a jet

[fringe widget]

you cant

but you can if u do it

[wooden garnet]

thonking hard but cool

[lethal birch]

thermal jet was something i found accidentally but even then it’s really easy to do

[light jungle]

Damn

Guess he was big mad

Don't you just love it when they activate ghost so that you don't see them TP to their facility

[sly maple]

Or job warp to an airfield

[light jungle]

Lol

I've only had 1 person job warp to me ontop of mazebank

I just fired a rocket at the floor

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[light jungle]

lol

Car meet got orbed and I got caught in it

I made the dude leave by trapping him in his facility

Floated over his thing with my avenger on the cannons

[glacial ice]

https://youtu.be/UaAW_wQ9gAA

Very insightful video

[unreal granite]

rip 750k

Crew

[unreal granite]

how u can flip plane like that lmao only noob can do this

[unreal granite]

gta scam chinese 💩

[unreal granite]

you cant have 2 personal vehicles outiside

[fringe widget]

thats my friends issi

[unreal granite]

send to prestigie clips

[fringe widget]

i was fucking around in it and thought "what if i fling my mk2?"

it fell into the water

[unreal granite]

oh

[fringe widget]

mosquito eliminated

[lethal birch]

i need psychiatric help

this game slowly makes me lose sanity

the more i play it

[terse zenith]

we posting scores now?

[lethal birch]

idec about score

i just want to see people wasting almost a mil

for one lousy kill

they could’ve probably gotten if they bothered to try

they don’t even have to try, just use an rc lol

[celest spade]

He is probably glitching his money for orbs.

[lethal birch]

they just dip once they get their kill

[lethal birch]

PLS USE GTA MEDIA < CANT SEND PICS/VIDEOS OR FILES

[lethal birch]

level 5

BRUH

alevel

[terse zenith]

yeah ik nothing special, aurax is ez

[void hamlet]

god

modders are still modders

idiots as fuck

yeah..

[unkempt python]

Overstall

Too much of a hurry

[abstract cipher]

Typical day in gta for me

[compact whale]

Massacrato

[void hamlet]

yes

[wooden garnet]

wtf

tfw you evade timeloss by a frame

[lethal birch]

pro gamer

[wooden garnet]

gaemer

average

[wooden pebble]

Going glitches

Bad catto

[wooden garnet]

had nice rng for gate keys

time trial

Regular time trial

[wooden pebble]

S

[wooden garnet]

dis RC trial

mhm

But unlike the RC trial, the regular time trials are "go from point A to B"

RC trials have checkpoints

Regular is point to point

[wooden pebble]

Any civil vechile

[wooden garnet]

Some bikes and cars aren't allowed

for obvious reasons

[wooden pebble]

[wooden garnet]

one of them

[lyric crater]

The Legendary Rodney Morash

[steel basin]

4v1 lol

[elfin arrow]

i think it's time to retire

[severe garnet]

Oh my

What’s your playtime out of curiosity

[split pine]

exactly 1bil damn

[elfin arrow]

@severe garnet

about 8000 hours

[lethal birch]

[severe garnet]

That’s a lot

Now you should enjoy a long break

[wooden garnet]

@severe garnetYou're getting an eggbox series x men?

[severe garnet]

SoonTM

[wooden garnet]

congrats™️

[severe garnet]

Thank you thank you

Huge upgrade from the base Xbox

[wooden garnet]

yus

plus you got epic exclusives coming soon™️ as well

Early access FH5

[lean basin]

Perfect

(With no sip)

[elfin arrow]

might go sip some champagne in celebration

though i already ruined the perfect billion

[unreal granite]

😮

[unreal granite]

nice you earn 1b with grind

?

[unreal granite]

lol thats why when i see modder i just find new sesion

[lethal birch]

Robbing El Rubio

[pale bone]

RNG gods

[unreal aspen]

is that a power button on your forehead

[lethal birch]

Yes, when someone headshots me, I get turned off

[nocturne otter]

wha you did play a lot , nice job

[lethal birch]

😐

[storm mica]

i've seen worse

[lethal birch]

I body anyone in a session with zero two as their crew emblem

“you’re ass because your taste is shit”

[fringe widget]

my man got trolled lol

he was a griefer too lol

[lethal birch]

barcode

lulw

[fringe widget]

so he definitely got trolld

[fringe widget]

barcode was on my side lol

[lethal birch]

i would’ve targeted the barcode

idc if they were friendly

[fringe widget]

we was literally in a party lmfao

[lethal birch]

would still target

[fringe widget]

with the santurel kid and lordfrstroc

[lethal birch]

barcode is a barcode

i see barcode in my session

i target

[lethal birch]

theres a barcode in my session

🥴

PC

and i’m not in ur session

i can’t play online for the next 2 weeks

😭

i will miss getting orbed/abused

[slate shoal]

Totally a normal person crew in gta

[light jungle]

Any tips on how to get better at this

(I am not a dog fighter)

Just wanna know what to do in those scenarios

[unreal aspen]

only shoot when you are behind the person and your crosshair is on them

[light jungle]

Lol

[unreal aspen]

and whenever you are going up always use the throttle

[light jungle]

[unreal aspen]

there are more in depth guides on youtube

[light jungle]

I'll try that

I ended 28-3 with that guy

He just went around killing people for fun

[lethal birch]

don’t use a hydra,
you’re welcome.

[light jungle]

Its fun tho for me

Being better with something thats worse is fun for me idky

[primal haven]

First of all

1. Never use the hover mode when the jet is behind you lmao

2. Only use it when they are trying to stall and they are at the same altitude as you

[light jungle]

Gotcha

[primal haven]

Hydra is as good as lazer btw @lethal birch is capping @light jungle

[light jungle]

Lol

I find the hydra funner

Sure its easier to use the lazer but what's the fun in that

[lethal birch]

[light jungle]

[primal haven]

[light jungle]

Lol nice

[lethal birch]

[primal haven]

GTA, the only game where piloting is extremely skilled.

[nocturne otter]

Shoo

[unreal aspen]

rip off

[frail orbit]

seizure weather... ah shit here we go again

[hollow sapphire]

Hot

[unkempt python]

Friend is AFK

We do a little trolling

[lethal birch]

ok?

[unique flicker]

Wow
I have prime too
I should sign up for prime gaming

[steady basalt]

WTH

3 MILLION??????

[wooden garnet]

xd

[flat tangle]

I dont think so

[wooden garnet]

hm?

[heady cairn]

btuh its a glutch/bug

i have prime and I didn't get 3 mil

so its prob a bug

[lethal birch]

xd

[wooden garnet]

xd

[wooden garnet]

hmm epic

I bet one of them destroyed the other's product, and then proceed to kill themselves with their own missile on accident

[slate mist]

shut up

[lethal birch]

You first

[slate mist]

mmm

[wintry rivet]

This shit always makes me laugh. The fact that they cannot spell or use actual grammar makes it even more funnier.

[wintry rivet]

Probably accurate, or both of them where on oppressors but one was using kiddions mod menu.

[wooden garnet]

xd

[idle galleon]

were*

[severe garnet]

Sub 1 minute in a T20

[rocky mist]

Elo your computer has virus

[wooden garnet]

@lethal birch sheesh

10mil investment to earn a mil every 20hrs

Half the new people won't even consider grinding for 200hrs in a game like GTA Online, let alone play that long

[wooden pebble]

[lethal birch]

well for nightclub the people who play so little probably won't even get the chance to get $10m and buy the nightclub

[wooden garnet]

yus

so why bother investing in a NC at all

vets already own everything in the game because of course

but the newbies

I doubt it's worth for them to own an NC to grind

For the experience and fun of selling the old way though, 100%

[lethal birch]

no harm making that extra money anyways

[wooden garnet]

When you look at the investment cost though

[wooden pebble]

@wooden garnet dumb

[wooden garnet]

From a pure investment-profit perspective

[wooden pebble]

Nc is not a grind

[lethal birch]

chances are they would've bought the businesses at some point anyways

[wooden pebble]

It's a bonus for playing gta online

[wooden garnet]

Not with the newer players

[lethal birch]

and the newer players wouldn't have everything and don't have a need to grind

[wooden garnet]

And people who've already got the old businesses, probably also own the NC as well

[wooden pebble]

Cats are extra dumb

[wooden garnet]

shut

idot basketball player drowning in a swimming pool

[wooden pebble]

Nc is a reward for a long term gta online grind. It's obviously not for new dudes

NC is your piggy bank 🏦

[severe garnet]

That’s for the cheapest locations

[wooden garnet]

Yeah

[severe garnet]

Would cost even more if you wanted a better location

[wooden garnet]

Add 400k more Vespucci

[severe garnet]

• I don’t think that’s a large warehouse

[wooden garnet]

It isn't

[severe garnet]

For the office + warehouse cost

Yeah

[wooden garnet]

That is purely what you need to make the best bucks out of NCs

Nowhere in the calculations is "convenience/sanity" taken into consideration

Elysian Island NC, all bad businesses, etc etc

Good times

[severe garnet]

But aren’t crates and gunrunning the same technician?

[wooden garnet]

Technician?

[severe garnet]

like

[wooden garnet]

No, you can assign two techs to both of those I think

[severe garnet]

When you hire a technician

Ah

[wooden garnet]

Five techs

Cargo, Bonkar, Meth, Cash, Coke

yus

Weed and Doc can go suck someone off

[severe garnet]

Weed, doc and airfreight*

[wooden garnet]

Air freight cargo is same as cargo warehouses so

You don't need to own a hangar at all

[severe garnet]

mhm

[wooden garnet]

But hangars are 100% mandatory to own

[severe garnet]

My hangar’s empty

[wooden garnet]

Anyway, #gta-media

[severe garnet]

Only have the free Cuban

[wooden garnet]

happy helo

Now we can continue our talk without someone screaming, "reee go to #gta-online for talky"

[wooden garnet]

Why even have that

I sold mine

it was taking up space

[severe garnet]

Well

I don’t need space

Because my hangar is empty

[wooden garnet]

why

get some jets men

they fun

[severe garnet]

Ehhh

[wooden garnet]

make some jet pics, they also fun

[severe garnet]

Could care less about air vehicles honestly

[wooden garnet]

hm welp

I do all that I can in a game

[severe garnet]

I will start buying jets when I run out of garage space though

[wooden garnet]

Only thing I haven't ever done in GTA is play golf

[polar swift]

Cringe

[wooden garnet]

[wooden pebble]

Fool 🐱

@wooden garnet

[pseudo merlin]

It should be related to gta media

I'll be uploading flacs from other songs which I like

Dm me if you want to request something specific

[light jungle]

Elo, id like to ask HoW

[primal haven]

I play golf all the time

[wooden garnet]

sadge

I might play golf as michael someday

[wooden pebble]

never knew this place exsited

a small shack near the rail track

[lethal birch]

i never knew you existed

[wooden garnet]

@fathom karma still no fog?

@compact nova idot

which one

[fathom karma]

The no fog ones areuch better

But they don't capture the spirit of community smh

[compact nova]

Second

Stop taking cool shots you’re making me insecure about my pics

[wooden garnet]

wdym

Kinda sick of hearing the phrase "spirit of community" ngl

[wooden garnet]

keke

[compact nova]

STOP

beg

[wooden garnet]

stopped

I ran out of shots

[shy oar]

Get off my lawn

[wooden pebble]

[shy oar]

[wooden garnet]

cringe

[dusky timber]

agree

[wooden garnet]

[lethal birch]

[lethal birch]

@wooden garnet #853320942931673092

BOLT

[wooden garnet]

LMAO

Captures the true essence of GTA Online

wtf is this bug dude

Shitty ass game

WOW

Fourth time in a row I got this same prep

Is my game legit bugged?

[lethal birch]

Just be better

[wooden pebble]

Just do it u lazy goose

I have got 7 times continuously

[terse zenith]

imagine doing heists

[severe garnet]

No just bad luck

I once got it like 12 times in a row

Even after changing sessions

[wooden garnet]

Why would you "hide" some cash under your table if the rest of it is clearly all over the place

[wooden pebble]

It's not hidden u fool

It's just kept there because there's space

I call you fool with love ofcourse

@wooden garnet

[calm panther]

Wait u can put money in your house?

[merry totem]

Ceo office

[calm panther]

Oh really cool I mean I never use it like ever

But cool I guess

[wooden garnet]

Suspect located, Northern Storage House, Move to Terminate

[wooden pebble]

@wooden garnet @wooden garnet @wooden garnet

[wooden garnet]

[wooden pebble]

U have to see this