gta-media

[hoary drift]

pog game glitched

nvm

[lethal burrow]

Im Selling GTA V Accounts with level 2000 and 5 billion$ for 15$

[unreal aspen]

Terrible deal

[trail vine]

Any Modded cars or outfits?

[storm mica]

[elder sparrow]

Hello femboy

[lethal birch]

[desert kernel]

do yall knoe how to install gta5 storymod mods

[wooden pebble]

@desert kernel ur name and pfp contradiction

Yes u can download from gta5mods website

But u need open iV

And u have to remove all the mods everytime u go online

It's a pain .

[lethal birch]

i hate when i can't just have a peaceful walk by the pier

[frail condor]

jesus is that you?

[lethal birch]

yes, trimmed the full clip so relevant

[wooden pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/grin-swaeting-evil-smile-that-look-booty-had-me-like-gif-17101665

@lethal birch

[nocturne otter]

Why not use E-ammo?

[lethal birch]

because e-ammo fucking sucks

[lethal birch]

i honestly hate having to refill all the time

[wooden pebble]

It's just impractical

[nocturne otter]

But you're using it

[nocturne otter]

But you use it too don't you?

[lethal birch]

it's fun and intimidating, one shoting griefers when the disturbs the walks

[burnt karma]

Lol

[lethal birch]

I don't?

it's actually a pretty common glitch, suspender animations you no joke bruh

I don't hate jets that much to sacrifice my hsniper

[nocturne otter]

Cause you use MOC cab?

[lethal birch]

And Nightshark

And regular HSniper ammo

[severe garnet]

Regular heavy sniper with BST also works

[nocturne otter]

FMJ rev+ Nightshark+bst

[lethal birch]

I don't hate jets either, if a jet griefer kills me I die a little inside+accept defeat

working pretty good

[nocturne otter]

I hate giving kd warrior a single kill

[lethal birch]

https://youtu.be/-hG2IQPSy9M

[elder sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/flying-ragdoll-police-fail-hurt-gif-16557095

[lethal birch]

Nopixel if I've ever seen it

[finite light]

@lethal birch While this isn't the fastest route at all, it's certainly 90% idiot-proof.

The orange line is from the airstrip to the tower, the blue line from the tower and back to the plane.

Once you return from the tower at the docks, you can just snatch a boat.

[wooden garnet]

Blue line bad.

Just die lol

[finite light]

I refuse.

[wooden garnet]

boo

[lethal birch]

ba

[wooden garnet]

horni

:bonk:

[coarse sage]

wait you walking all the way to the tower?

[mortal storm]

No

[wooden garnet]

this area can be pretty hectic for a casual

Two patrol guards and two guard towers all in one area

[severe garnet]

This is the route that i use

Very easy and somewhat idiot proof if you get the jump correctly

[lethal birch]

It's not idiot proof if you need to do a jump correctly

[severe garnet]

uhhhhh

It’s not that hard

[lethal birch]

One of my friends genuinely managed to make a boat jump perfectly onto that big island during getaway when we were going to airstrip via boat

[patent knot]

have you seen people driving

it's hard enough

[wooden garnet]

I take the red line and jump across the checkpoint from the right

[lethal birch]

Normally when I go to airstrip I either find a disguise and drive right through them or grab a boat and sail there

But I almost never go to airstrip

Well I almost never do cayo in the first place anymore

[wooden garnet]

How can you not jump over a cliff on a Manchez Scout in a game where bikes auto stabilize midair?

You need to be the epitomy of dum to fail twice

[lethal birch]

You'll be surprised how pepega some people can be

[severe garnet]

The only way I can get detected is here

[wooden garnet]

Once, understandable.

Twice, boo

[severe garnet]

When there’s a patrolling guard in the Willys jeep

[wooden garnet]

watch out for jeeps

[lethal birch]

Oh wait are you talking about scope out

[wooden garnet]

Ofc idot

[lethal birch]

[wooden garnet]

Finale is longfin jump

[lethal birch]

Just get caught and get a free trip back to airstrip

[severe garnet]

Sometimes I get a very unlucky spawn and the jeep literally spawns in front of me

[wooden garnet]

Just keep your camera on the road

Jeeps don't spawn behind or in front of you

[severe garnet]

Yes but

See how there’s a slight turn here

The jeep might not be visible

[wooden garnet]

You can avoid that one by going a little up towards the weed field

[severe garnet]

Or try to go into the main docks

[wooden garnet]

Follow purple line

They can't see shit when you're slightly elevated

[wooden garnet]

meh, main docks bad

[severe garnet]

I take the road

[wooden garnet]

Take road when no jeep

[severe garnet]

But if the jeep spawns and I have time

I jump into the weed field

[lethal birch]

Are you talking about going to or from the comms tower

[wooden garnet]

I usually prefer jumping off the tower to go to main dock if I need to

[severe garnet]

To the comm tower

From the tower I just die

[wooden garnet]

Die when gold loot is gud

[severe garnet]

Or get detected on purpose if the signal box is on the ground

[wooden garnet]

I wanna try the ladder launch again now

Since Oleg was successful in doing it on the second ladder

Pepega me trying it on the first ladder like an idot, didn't even think to test on the other ladders

[brittle ember]

https://youtu.be/ly-Nu0Aw27w

[umbral flax]

Lol

[wooden garnet]

@oblique nest my time

[lethal birch]

[wooden garnet]

Boo

[lethal birch]

that vid crashed my vlc

lol

@wooden garnet

[wooden garnet]

Hmm

Weird

I hope it doesn't crash your pc next

😏

[lethal birch]

lol

[paper crypt]

its been 2 days i havent got pink diamonds

[coarse sage]

[wooden garnet]

Spain without the S

😦

[coarse sage]

Or he just has aimbot

without the A

[lethal birch]

😔

[crimson mango]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mToP0l6-64o

[random tide]

why do people do this lol

[lethal birch]

that poor kanjo

[wooden garnet]

He took the easy way to cayo perico

[lethal birch]

Every noob does this. They want free cayos

And then they will not return the favor

[minor lagoon]

Anyone wanna try this?

[light wigeon]

Hate when u get scammed ugh 😐

[severe garnet]

Fleeca replay exploit

Enjoy the 70k per run

[nocturne otter]

Fleeca b2b

[icy axle]

new meta?

[brittle phoenix]

Wat a joke@an

Just do bogdan

[unreal aspen]

how can you get scammed before you do the heist

[wooden garnet]

He did a big brain

Unlike you 😳

Most likely the scummer woulda taken his cash and got out

But who does fleeca b2b

[urban tide]

A car like the one in the vid?

[lyric bloom]

is that a actual car

[lethal birch]

@urban tide Seems like a Lamborghini Egoista

It's a mod car

[urban tide]

Ok

[wooden garnet]

FiveM

[urban tide]

Is that good

[wooden garnet]

[urban tide]

What’s fivem

[lethal birch]

[wooden garnet]

It's what sadge console players will never have 😩

[urban tide]

I have Gta on pc I just don’t play it

[lost urchin]

@wooden garnet @unkempt cloud @lethal birch

my situation at home changed drastically, I am not sure I can do CMM

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[severe garnet]

Me when #memes-and-shitposting exists

[wooden garnet]

Tfw meme gets posted on Reddit, reposted on Reddit and gets more likes, gets taken by a YouTuber to be used in a community post with 20k likes or whatever, then ends up in a discord server

[frail condor]

reddit memes aren't funny to begin with, anyone know why they're so popular?

[coarse sage]

i can hear this image

[lyric bloom]

Hi gamers

[wooden garnet]

sup gaemer

[nocturne otter]

0.0

[golden marsh]

my favourite place to buy snacks!

(I didn't know you could do so)

[wooden garnet]

@celest spade

[celest spade]

Sounds like a meal

[lethal birch]

Kassala

[wooden garnet]

kassala for cayo perdito pls 🙏

beck 2 beck

@storm mica omg u a grifer reeeee u succ in ur mum's basement eating stale dorito chips without salsa, u succ and i hope ur family dies of corona reeee

[storm mica]

https://tenor.com/view/konosoba-megumin-explosion-fire-blast-gif-7559840

[wooden garnet]

weeb

🤮

Megumin nice tho

[golden marsh]

what happened?

Uhm

[compact whale]

What do you mean by "Reddit memes"?

[thorn tapir]

Mine is kosatka

[wooden pebble]

[remote laurel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/338007115685822466/704700346773012601/Grand_Theft_Auto_V_2020-04-27_11-12-47_Trim.mp4

[icy axle]

how did you get that color?

[remote laurel]

idk, i did the clip like 1 year ago and if im not wrong thats a car a modder had dropped or idk

still looks like any red

[icy axle]

yeah but it looks kinda different but idk

[remote laurel]

it doesnt

im pretty sure you can find that color, or at the least thats what i can remember

its been a while since i dont play gta so

[icy axle]

ok thanks

[dusky timber]

[severe garnet]

🅱️S4

[wooden garnet]

Game services literally crashed and cold booted, nice

[dusky timber]

cringe

[wooden garnet]

1.07 kd and calls himself a tryhard on an oppressor

cringe indeed

that's laughably low

[glass mauve]

Issi classic >

[lethal birch]

mmmm no no no

not good

[wooden garnet]

why not gud

is epic

[lethal birch]

goodn't

[wooden garnet]

Ultralight's finally useful now

Didn't know mayo made glitch videos

[storm mica]

holy shit that's sorta pog

[wooden garnet]

Oh no 😢

It doesn't work with helos

smh*!*

No ultralight cannon

😩

[lethal birch]

i slipped

[wooden garnet]

sadgest

😔

[unreal granite]

guys when i open discord in game this happend i cant close this i dont hold alt wtf?

[primal haven]

Probably got sticky keys

[unreal granite]

no

[primal haven]

Idk then

[unreal granite]

😦

[lethal birch]

@lethal birch

[unreal granite]

can i disable that feature

[lethal birch]

hit 2x alt + enter maybe?

or P

[unreal granite]

ok i wil try if happend again

[sleek hazel]

[silver patio]

if i get banned here is the last pic of my character

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/726017568808239154/849397808461119548/unknown.png

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/726017568808239154/849343596070436934/unknown.png

+90m

[glass mortar]

@dusky timber delete this man

[frail condor]

Memes posted on reddit

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

One message removed from a suspended account.

[nocturne otter]

[mystic forum]

Here, have the edited version

I had the uncut but I unintentionally deleted it while deleting videos

[frail condor]

@wanton flame proving that godmode glitch survives orbital shots

[wanton flame]

Ah ok

People do that stuff on here too?

[frail condor]

idk

[wanton flame]

Figured it was just a console thing since most people on PC would probably just not bother and go straight to cheats

[frail condor]

but people say that orbital shots can destroy a gm speedo or player

[wooden garnet]

Heh no

[frail condor]

exactly

[wooden garnet]

Only people who say that are those who have not fought a godmode player, ever.

[frail condor]

they think that getting obliterated is different than getting killedd

[wooden garnet]

It's just big boom

Comrades in Rossiya know boom is boom, big or smol no matter

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[wooden garnet]

exdee

[wooden garnet]

@unkempt cloud we do minimal tomfoolery

more tomfoolery

[unkempt cloud]

I like how chat is box Box box

[wooden garnet]

Typical GTA Online on PC

[steady compass]

👍🏼

[lethal birch]

[][][][][]Epic[][][][][]
[][][][][]Epic[][][][][]

chat be like

😎

EPIC SQUARE BRACKETS

[wooden garnet]

exdee

wot

[severe garnet]

Thought it was community

Smh

[wooden garnet]

Repost in #community

[severe garnet]

you saw nothing

[wooden garnet]

I did 🤭

[severe garnet]

No

You did not

[lethal birch]

🤭

[stone saffron]

I just killed evryoje in my lobby and they all left now its must me

[wooden garnet]

epic

||just like your friends 😳||

[nocturne otter]

[wooden garnet]

tfw you vibe so hard your chin phases through you neck scarf

[craggy orbit]

imagine having to use cheats in a gta online session

you have to be this if your that person:🤡

🤡

[wooden garnet]

@lethal birch exdee

[lethal birch]

imagine having 3m only, pleb

[wooden garnet]

I have 6 now oke

booli 😔

[lethal birch]

only?

[wooden garnet]

yus

I spend on cars oke

shut

[lethal birch]

get more

[wooden garnet]

Can't be bothered

[lethal birch]

spend less on cars

[wooden garnet]

Maybe I will

For next dlc

[celest spade]

You poor playa

[wooden garnet]

to spend on cars

[wooden garnet]

shut

nub

[celest spade]

Best nub is the rich nub

[lethal birch]

I have like 26m and I still want a lot more to be comfortable

[wooden garnet]

Thrifter

[urban tide]

What can I do to make my character look better

[lethal birch]

change the sweater

ditch it

[urban tide]

What to

[lethal birch]

a shirt or a crop top or sumn

[jagged peak]

too boring

[urban tide]

That’s not that helpful

[wooden garnet]

this my character, rate pls

[steel shell]

What the fuck

How is that even possible

[wooden garnet]

[steel shell]

HOW

[strong geode]

Mods

[bronze knot]

@echo zodiac

[strong geode]

did someone give u it

[lethal birch]

My car is sick right

[echo zodiac]

does that look like a deluxo?

[lethal birch]

It's the face I make when I stub my toe

[echo zodiac]

hmm if it is

@bronze knot pls join another server

try to switch to another server

or restart the game

[bronze knot]

Ok

[quartz ibex]

Wtf

[lethal birch]

You do when you feel sad when a 4 year olds pig taller than you

[bronze knot]

It’s because it was given to me

[echo zodiac]

what do you mean?

that's very unusual

@bronze knot try these

1. restart the game
2. contact rockstar support just open up google and search it up

rockstar support is great i'm sure they'll do something for you plus you have visual proof

[lethal birch]

[wooden garnet]

smol

[heady cairn]

Nice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LR42Ru_zgp0

[lethal birch]

a single color i see

[urban tide]

Yeah white theme

[lethal birch]

either try using a more diverse color palette

or make it more interesting

here's a black-only outift I made

monochrome

and a pure black combat outfit

[urban tide]

I think I need accessories

[lethal birch]

also a sweater and a short?

seems kind of dumb since usuallly people wear shorts when its hot and sweaters when its cold

[urban tide]

It looks cool

And I’d wear that irl

[coarse sage]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DbWE4DfcxY

@uneven axle

fully bulletproof

[lethal birch]

@coarse sage now use a weapon with FMJ

[coarse sage]

yeah but barely anyone uses that

[lethal birch]

now use a minigun

[coarse sage]

normal bullets cant go through the glass

im not saying the kururma is good, its trash. 1 sticky and boom

but the windows are fully bulletproof

[lethal birch]

A minigun has like 8000 rpm

[coarse sage]

nothing can go through the windows

except for fmj

[lethal birch]

the minigun chews through the akuruma iirc

[coarse sage]

minigun cant go through the kurumas glass if thats what ur talking bout

[lethal birch]

it goes through the MOC Glass

doesnt the moc have the same kind of windows?

[coarse sage]

nah

kuruma is fully armored

look at the video

he tests a minigun too

[lethal birch]

mandella effect ig

[coarse sage]

what?

[lethal birch]

i remember the kuruma windows not being bulletproof

[coarse sage]

always has been

but its still trash

lol

[lethal birch]

i mean

fuck the windows, use an rpg

ez takedown

[coarse sage]

yeah fr

its trash

and you can shoot through the bars leading through the roof lmao 💀

[lethal birch]

ive never seen the kuruma be used by anyone other than like rank 600's who just wanna play the game, or low levels

[coarse sage]

yeah especially nowadays

its trash asf

mk2

dead

[hidden glade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/726015850741760022/849577728458227732/unknown.png

amogus

[coarse sage]

nice

[icy axle]

it's everywhere 😳

[coarse sage]

those things belong to Pegasus

or do they belong to Megasus 😳

[lethal birch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/264417177094848512/849514424473092166/amogus.png

[icy axle]

😩

[coarse tangle]

when starling in roblox

beautiful komet

🙏

[lethal birch]

https://youtu.be/-hG2IQPSy9M

[unkempt cloud]

https://youtu.be/EqnJDesp_R8

[wooden pebble]

Brah in the mission loose Cheng, cheng will instantly die if he comes in contact with water

I used tula to deliver him back to casino, I landed in the penthouse pool area and got out. He followed, and died

[humble light]

Started a week ago

Ps4

[lethal birch]

how many hours have you got in one week damn

Im level 60 after like nearly 2 months

[wooden garnet]

Imagine having the shittiest gold rng of all time

Had to spawn only one and even that it decides to spawn at the spot it's most uncomfortable to reach

Cool noglitch% pb though

[lethal birch]

6 days of playing in 1 week

what

also what have you been doing for rp I have like 6 days and double your overall income but im only lvl 60

all they did was just go afk and do peter griffin

[lethal birch]

whats that

i don’t know much about PS4 nor do i care for it. So you just go find out what it is. All i know is that it’s just a mission you can use if you’re lazy

uh ok

[wooden garnet]

@storm mica happycat

tfw rockstar finally separately classifies air vehicles and land vehicles 😩

[lethal birch]

what?

[severe garnet]

wait what when

[storm mica]

what in the..

[distant estuary]

Wait what

[lethal birch]

I'll do you one better
Why wait what?

[wooden garnet]

I feel fucking awful 😩

[lethal birch]

level 26

[wooden garnet]

Yus 😩

Level 26 in an X80 and still his best lap is 3s less than mine

I suck 😩

[grim storm]

2:34 is decent

Best lap, 4:50.....

Sheeeeeeeeesh

How do I look at Leaderboards?

[lethal birch]

tab on pc

dunno about eggbox

[severe garnet]

Left bumper

[wooden garnet]

That dude never completed a single lap so

Well, maybe one

[severe garnet]

Best lap wouldn’t even come up unless you complete a lap

[grim storm]

That tbh ^

[wooden garnet]

Yeah, so one lap

sPeDrOon

[severe garnet]

Bro why is your kosatka that far

[wooden garnet]

It drifted while I was looking for a charger for my phone

Didn't bother realigning

@storm mica

btw the first "splice" in the video is legit the game and not me editing it, the game merged my Ultralight into the Avenger and warped me to where it was supposed to spawn

[storm mica]

[wooden garnet]

very cool

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/787708248446730291/791954701250854923/image0.gif

P.S. My Avenger is matte black with a yellow secondary

[wooden garnet]

look at the minimap idot, see what icon it is

[cerulean mist]

This one

And this one @sturdy sentinel should hopefully help you out if you aren’t sure

[hidden glade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/726015850741760022/849678956050645002/unknown.png

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/726015850741760022/849678319331049522/unknown.png

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/726015850741760022/849676763206647838/unknown.png

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/726015850741760022/849676472519360542/unknown.png

Gta Transformers

[wooden garnet]

Nais

[wooden pebble]

Wat in the name of Pavel is tat

[distant estuary]

manifestations of Kifflom

[compact whale]

Kifflom!

[distant estuary]

Kifflom!

[still birch]

kiflom brother brother

[lethal birch]

@hallow grove @lethal birch

Can't open it on my phone

Most likely my problem

[icy axle]

biggest scam

[lethal birch]

@lethal birch you got another format?

[lethal birch]

uuuh hold on

Sure

[lethal birch]

👍

I'll have a look now

[lethal birch]

@hallow grove
should be openable now

Very cool, nice one

[hallow grove]

alright

[lethal birch]

I like gta outfits but they are extremely limited on what they could be

I'm excited to try some on rdr2, got it recently

[compact marten]

Get beamed scrub

[lethal birch]

Stuff like this inspired by peaky blinders, I have a few

[compact whale]

Dashing

[lethal birch]

bruh bolt making videos in 60 fps????

Clean asf damnn

[lethal birch]

lmfao

[lethal birch]

dose anyone have revolters or mambas mooded for trade i have rare stuff to offer

[unreal granite]

wtf?????

[craggy orbit]

im quitting gta online

[unreal granite]

lol whgy

[worldly oracle]

Anyone available to play with on ps4

[jagged peak]

only thing bad about that glitch is that it removes missiles from some planes

if it didnt it'd be perfect

[abstract temple]

Derp

[dusky timber]

i saw vil hack this fast

ofc, who else

[unreal granite]

what u mean

[icy oasis]

?

[lethal birch]

Seems legit

[silver patio]

britain

[lethal birch]

hello

[timid jay]

This chat odd ngl

[latent flax]

Love the toxic players

@lusty arch lol he blocked me

[tranquil haven]

What is the key to open chatbox in gta online?

[unborn stump]

Man @lusty arch sounds like a prick, I’d hate doing business with him

[latent flax]

He will most likely block you within a few seconds

[lethal birch]

lol sounds like he is one of those people who expects everything to be done perfectly on the first try then when you mess up on something he starts crying about it 😂🤦‍♂️

[static flare]

First ever diamond (: after 30 something or more cayo’s

[latent flax]

He literally said that you have to do it perfectly or he’ll leave

But without proper English

[hoary drift]

C4 yourself after you've collected the safe code from the guard, then you'll respawn in the penthouse hallway - you can go through doors you won't usually be able to go through in this setup, and you'll go through the floor

then you teleport to noose

[shy oar]

Yikes, some people clearly don't play the game for fun

[wooden pebble]

[shy oar]

That sounds about right

[edgy anchor]

@lusty arch seems like kind of a wacky dude not gonna lie

Treating video games like a full-time job

[dry sage]

@cerulean belfry

[cerulean belfry]

yay he posted my faggio

[dry sage]

Phone cringe

[cerulean belfry]

?

thanks @dry sage

[dry sage]

Np

[finite light]

@cerulean belfry It's because you used your phone to take that picture.

@modern galleon

How's this?

[modern galleon]

I like it
I wanted to replicate this

But i cannot

[finite light]

Pale skin, lemme check if I still have anything.

[modern galleon]

Agent 46,47's cousin

[dry sage]

The guy in the pic has the same hairstyle as my gtao character

[finite light]

I left out the hair because I wanted to see just the face first.

[modern galleon]

The post i saw said he was benjamin with amelia

With sliders on benjamin

[finite light]

Yeah, Benjamin might be it.

[modern galleon]

I tried it and i created an abomination

So i left

[finite light]

I'd say small eyes and lips, give him a decent jawline, just make sure his jawbones don't pop out below his temples.

Pull down the chin, and push it out. If it's too tall, shorten it, but keep it outwards.

[modern galleon]

On the jawline how do you get a good one

The options were either a super loser or bulky fat guy

[finite light]

That one's tricky. Keep in mind, you can tilt your head with L1 and R1.

There's one slider for either swollen or... I forgot what it was.

[lethal birch]

https://youtu.be/iuFrqvxerv8

[wooden garnet]

Honestly this glitch is best suited for Pegasus aircraft, since the merge removes all non-stock weaponry and upgrades from your plane.
You might've noticed how quick the ultralight was in that video, it had the Avenger engine upgrades :RaphiXD:

Sadgely no ultralight gimbal turret tho

😔

[jagged peak]

@latent flax here u go since u asked for proof

[wooden garnet]

Great for Lazers, Hydras and Besras

[jagged peak]

Yeah i did it on a lazer vs erounds

[latent flax]

Looks like that guy did nothing to you and that’s just the day to day lucky clip

Also you said that it’s one of the hardest planes to fly but it’s not at all lol

[wooden garnet]

The lazer unfortunately isn't invulnerable to physical damage though

One crash and the engine starts smoking and dies afterwards

[jagged peak]

Ok then heres another one?

He didnt do anything to me but i still shot him while he was moving faster then my own plane

[latent flax]

There’s a lever

[wooden garnet]

Two levers nearby, you need two people to open it

[jagged peak]

This time its a mk2 so u happy now?

[latent flax]

That’s still easy especially when they aren’t going for you

[jagged peak]

LMAO try it urself then

[latent flax]

I will when I get out of bad sport

[jagged peak]

Its rly easy to type it out yeah ofc

[latent flax]

I’ll just tell my friend to fly around and I’ll kill him

[jagged peak]

And if starling isnt the hardest what is?

[latent flax]

Well they are all easy to fly

But probably the hydra cuz it’s mobility garbage

[wooden garnet]

exdee

[jagged peak]

Thats why a good dogfighter would kill you 30 times without you even being able to get line of sight on him

[latent flax]

But it’s still easy to beat lasers and b11s with the hydra

[lethal birch]

you need two players for that tho :P

[jagged peak]

Because "jEtS aRe eAsY"

[latent flax]

I rarely lose dog fights lmao

[jagged peak]

U dont get in dogfights ur a fuckin lvl 33

[lethal birch]

says jets are easy and uses mk2

[jagged peak]

Dogfights dont equal head ons

[latent flax]

My alt is level 33 my main is 315

[jagged peak]

U sound like a legitimate lvl 33

I have a friend on xbox who would gladly beat u in a dogfight

[latent flax]

And you sound like a legitimate wannabe try hard 🤣

Ight we will see then

I can also show you proof of my main if you’d like

[jagged peak]

Im not a wannabe,im much better then any wannabe at their own game while being good at sniping and dogfighting at the same time

And im not all talk like u xbox players

[latent flax]

lol imagine thinking because you play on pc makes you better

Of playing on Pc?

I play on pc for cod and ark

But not for gta since I got banned at rank 630

I think I know that sir

[lethal birch]

and toreador doesnt have a boost?

any vehicle with a boost can do that lmao

[upper fern]

Tore does the same ive done it

[lethal birch]

and by the time you turn around I also have. The toreador would easily win against a vigi. No questions asked

yea true

[dreamy turret]

epic battle with a pro pvp player

[lethal birch]

but only use the vigi has is speed and looks. No one use a vigi for pvp

[lethal birch]

damn

[dreamy turret]

100-98

sniper only

no marksman

[latent flax]

I use marksman on my alt

[dreamy turret]

i use it to finish some low HP enemy

[latent flax]

I do that on my main but I can’t get heavy yet lol

[dreamy turret]

i love to use Heavy cuz i can dragscope

[latent flax]

Does anyone quick scope on gta

It’s not really practical huh

Especially with the inconsistent health drops

But I like to snipe people off mk2s and in jets

[frail condor]

isn't the combat mg more effective against them on consoles

[jagged peak]

You get behind it,it cant turn

Nice akula

[latent flax]

@coarse sage

[little maple]

That bitch ain't even have armor.

[jagged peak]

It had 6

[upper fern]

Gah damn that red

[jagged peak]

My playback is on 15 seconds

[coarse sage]

yh i c, but it could be in storage

[latent flax]

Lamp look at the phone

It isn’t

[jagged peak]

I couldnt recodd whole fight but as you can see i was behind it

[latent flax]

I checked

[jagged peak]

And it couldnt do anything

[coarse sage]

oh damn u rlly got scammed

[jagged peak]

Was helpless coz it kept getting barraged

[latent flax]

Yeah lol, and since I bought the other one they couldn’t help me since I already had one in my possession

[coarse sage]

thats stupid

[latent flax]

Yeah hold up

I’ll send the ss of the support

So, they did not help

[coarse sage]

by calling your mechanic? lmaoo

[latent flax]

I know right

[coarse sage]

do they even know their own game

[latent flax]

I can even go to my interaction menu and there’s only 1

Havok

[coarse sage]

tell em that

[latent flax]

I did

It just became this back to back thing where they kept telling me that it was in my possession

And then eventually they told me to provide video evidence of me not having the Havok.

Like bruh obviously I’m going to have a Havok

[jagged peak]

You checksd your hangar storage?

[coarse sage]

well yh it is, but cant they see you paid twice for it?

[latent flax]

Yup

[jagged peak]

Akward

[lethal birch]

i think they meant vehicle menu but the mechanic does call you if he is not able to deliver your aircraft

[latent flax]

But I just stopped replying after they asked for a video

I’m not gonna do all that just for like 1 mill

[lethal birch]

:/

[coarse sage]

lol

[latent flax]

Especially because they take at least 24 hours to respond

[coarse sage]

i messaged them 1 time my T20 was gone even tho i still had it they gave me the money 💀

[latent flax]

I’m not gonna record a video of me showing it just for them to most likely say I still have it in my possession

The funny thing is they did go on and say that the Havok wasn’t in my possession anymore

But that was only because it was destroyed and i didn’t call mors for like 2 days

But once I got it backed they went back to saying I had it again

How am I supposed to call it if it’s missing 😂 and while I’m in my hangar

[coarse sage]

yeah they see you have a havok cuz u bought 2

[latent flax]

Yeah

I wish I knew that would affect it before tho

The only reason I knew I didn’t get it was cuz I went to my ceo menu to call it and it said I didn’t own one even tho I just bought it and it said it delivered

And I went to my hangar and it wasn’t anywhere to be found

[coarse sage]

well its just a havok, imagine this happened with a lazer or even worse, a Luxor deluxe 💀

[lethal birch]

i stored 6 lazers in my hangar, one of them got destroyed and the mors mutual thingy bugged out

now i have 1 dead spot in my hangar :)

[latent flax]

Lol

Yeah but I wanted my Havok

But I already have a lazer so I’m good on that

Oh yeah should I post a ss of my level since some people don’t believe me lol

[coarse sage]

u have to try this

[latent flax]

I’m only rank 33 on my alt

[upper fern]

[compact whale]

Feels a bit too red

[latent flax]

But my main is 315 (to the people who keep saying it)

[rigid sable]

You play on an alt? 🤨

[latent flax]

Yeah why

[rigid sable]

Nah too much yellow

[latent flax]

Red is the best color

[upper fern]

Yeah to red

[upper fern]

Nahhh blue or green

[latent flax]

Ew blue

Green is even worse

[upper fern]

Nah

[rigid sable]

I’m just gonna say it, grey or green

[latent flax]

Red

[latent flax]

Nah

[upper fern]

Blue is the sky green is the ground red is the hell

[upper fern]

Really grey?

[latent flax]

My blood is red

[compact whale]

https://youtu.be/4quwGch9jLg

[rigid sable]

Yeah, hardest colour to see in the sky

[compact whale]

Show me

[upper fern]

Thats how u know u a kd warrior

[lethal birch]

lmao

[upper fern]

Bro i like my things to look cool and mfing blend in

[rigid sable]

I base this off real life

[upper fern]

Thus the gta rp player was born

[rigid sable]

Eh

I’m an attention seeker so roleplaying doesn’t work for me

[upper fern]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[rigid sable]

Also shit I have like 40 minutes to get the Nero Custom

Hope the Krieger goes on sale today lol

[latent flax]

Did you get it

[rigid sable]

No

I didn’t realise it updates this early

Thougnt I had another hour

[lethal birch]

I was taking some pictures a minute ago and went to get them from r* editor until I realised that I went into first person for 1 second which made the full video unavailable to use free camera

Fantastic

[latent flax]

Rockstar really be letting level 33s buy the maze bank office

Off to buy the ruiner 2000 now

[lethal birch]

Based car

[severe garnet]

Holy shit special offer just for me 😱

[lethal birch]

OMG!!!!

[frail condor]

is your hangar themed on blinding people who fight it

[wooden garnet]

😩

[lethal birch]

OMG 🙀 🙀 🙀

Grand theft redemption

Or red dead auto

nice :0

Ty

[whole cape]

@wooden garnet

[wooden garnet]

I haven't raced City Limits yet, how is the map?

[whole cape]

Wonder if it erases if change sesh or restart game

It’s pretty alright. One of the better ones imo

[severe garnet]

Pretty bad

[wooden garnet]

Figured you'd be the one to say it's bad 🤭

[severe garnet]

Because stunt races are not my thing

[wooden garnet]

Rockstar tracks never followed proper racetrack designs, so 🤭

[lethal birch]

hate how they mix auto aim and free aim players in one lobby :c

and snipers have auto aim

True

rdr2 twyhard xd

[sand quest]

do u actuslly know what bai lang

[lethal birch]

nope

what does it mean

[sand quest]

white wolf

so black_white_wolf

[lethal birch]

:0

lmao

[latent flax]

Yes how did you know

[lavish fiber]

how

[frail condor]

Grippy tires

[wooden garnet]

The power of love

[lethal birch]

which language is that word from tho?

[sand quest]

chinese

[lethal birch]

:O

thx

[latent flax]

Hold up

That’s like the first half

Fck

Hold up posted same one on accident

They looked different

[lean basin]

That was hell of a sniper rush

[latent flax]

I was only able to use the marksman because heavy can’t shoot through map as easily

Plus. He pissed me off.

[lean basin]

He got suck on a mountain

[latent flax]

Yeah ik

And I was shooting through it

Sucks for him lol

He eventually left

This random guy destroyed my submarine so I went to kill him and that guy came with me

In my sparrow

And then they both started killing me

So I made the 1st one leave

And then him

[lean basin]

Oh, alright

[latent flax]

He stabbed me in the back so it was well deserved

[lethal birch]

i’ll destroy your sub next :)

[latent flax]

He was also my friends friend so I thought he was chill

Ight lol

[lean basin]

Betrayed, called mercenaries, and got stuck on a hill

[latent flax]

Yeah haha 😂

[lethal birch]

call mercenaries on someone that goes to Cayo Perico for gather intelligence

[latent flax]

Well he was like completely on the other side of the mountain

[lethal birch]

they’ll have a nice surprise waiting for them on the island

shit is funny

[latent flax]

Wow

Ima do that then

[lean basin]

Lol

[latent flax]

They can’t even do anything

Probably run them over but that’s it

[lean basin]

Also

Merryweather vs El Rubio Cartel

[latent flax]

MW wins

[lean basin]

It would be a 3 sides war!

[lean basin]

What game mode is that?

[lethal birch]

rdr2

uh

oh

wait

[lean basin]

Free mode?

[lethal birch]

elimination series i think

[lean basin]

:o

Cool

[nocturne otter]

[nocturne otter]

yes that one

[grim storm]

Lmao

That's pretty dope

[rustic bramble]

I swear RDR2 has some good looking outfits

[quick token]

ı wanna get rdr2

but story made me get a trauma

[frail hazel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/473805730839789568/850024223204311040/unknown.png

new crew logo

from a friend of mine

[nocturne otter]

goes to PornHub when you scan

[lethal birch]

💀

[frail hazel]

Nooo!

[magic sentinel]

I wonder where it actually takes u lol

[frail hazel]

YouTube

[golden marsh]

Yep, turned the lights off, aha yep, totally

[cold peak]

fr😂

[cyan pasture]

what is replay glitch for cayo?

ik how to do it but what does it do

[compact whale]

*preps

[storm mica]

vibin

[wooden pebble]

https://youtu.be/bldWv4fbnaY

Brah wth 😲

[dusky timber]

turismo 🚮

[light pike]

Sounds like bunch of loud flies

[rocky mist]

My friends are like this motor

[severe garnet]

[violet oxide]

https://youtu.be/DT2tQnjQpmk

[fresh valley]

e

[lean basin]

Foolish move that our friends and sometimes us make, that cause some fun scenery.

[turbid shard]

He heard the 3 mines get placed and still jumped out

I didn't even get 3 stars for blowing up that cop car

[lean basin]

Oh boy

[silver patio]

soo helpful?

[lethal birch]

and useless outside of grinding

[silver patio]

idk what do you mean

[lean basin]

Yea

They help out, and then, no use

[silver patio]

its the best form of transportation around the island

what they gon do suck your dick??

i mean

no use?

[lethal birch]

is the manchez scout useful outside of the cayo perico heist?

[lean basin]

Do you ride it in free time or in meetings?

[silver patio]

no

[lean basin]

Alright then

[silver patio]

i ride my homies every time

wh u mean

[static flare]

@lethal birch can u rate my crew outfits

[lean basin]

Yeah, they're expert

[static flare]

Lmao

[lethal birch]

lets see

[silver patio]

they are

[static flare]

First up is my lady outfit

[silver patio]

thy be*

[lean basin]

Sporty

[silver patio]

average walmart grocery run drip

[static flare]

Lmao

[lean basin]

Lol

What about it, Red?

[silver patio]

crank them graphics up tho

[static flare]

Its xbox

[silver patio]

oh

[static flare]

And if i did it on pc, 1) my display is dogshit its look pixelated anyways 2) my pc might fry

[silver patio]

i thought it was pc because well you have a pc tag

[static flare]

I get that more often than i like to admit

[silver patio]

for photoshoots its alright

15 fps doesnt mater

so what about the male version

[static flare]

Waiting for Red’s reaction first

[lean basin]

I meant the bike, by the way.

[silver patio]

ik

[lean basin]

Not your homies

[silver patio]

i like the look of it though

thats why i use the pcr custom

the army livery

[static flare]

@lethal birch HEY CUTIE GET IN HERE

[full adder]

anyone wanna rp im bored and im to lazy to load up fiveM rn

[silver patio]

i dont know how to

[full adder]

uh

cool

[lethal birch]

I'd try shorter shorts

[static flare]

Why ?

Just curious

[lean basin]

It's a nice teen look, imo

[silver patio]

dont be like

womens clothing: bare asf

mens clothing: men

[lean basin]

Try some... leggings they're called?

[silver patio]

i think cargo shorts eould be good

or utility pant

[static flare]

@lethal birch man

[lean basin]

It's nice, again to me

[lethal birch]

not a fan of white with other colors. I'd rather try black

But thats just me

I just like short shorts

[lean basin]

To be honest, it's set with the car!

[silver patio]

looks nice

[lean basin]

I'd pick gray tshirts

Under the white jacket

[silver patio]

maybe try something with the preset outfit "orderly armor" on casino heist

[static flare]

The shirt was supposed to be the crew color

[lethal birch]

Most outfits with white I have are rather monochrome

[static flare]

I knew i couldnt go without including fhe crew color in the fit

[silver patio]

i saw the crew color

[lean basin]

Nice 👌

[silver patio]

the plate armor is the same color as the crew color

wait is the color green or grey

[jagged peak]

@rotund cloud

look in chat

[rotund cloud]

I love gta man

Super wholesome

[somber raven]

bro ik that chats on console would be pointless but if we had one i would be messing around with him

[jagged peak]

amount of death threats i've gotten from grinders like this guy

uncountable truly

[rotund cloud]

Should I also buy that plane

[jagged peak]

i'd say no

since its extremely hard to use for beginners,stick to stuff like lazer at first

[rotund cloud]

I already bought the lazer

[jagged peak]

practise with that first,then you can experiment with strashling later

[rotund cloud]

I just use mk2 and deluxo to get to places usually. Didnt know scramjet was pretty good

But I love pvp

[jagged peak]

scramjet is good if ur dedicated to using it

you can do fancy stuff like this

[rotund cloud]

Wtffff

[near minnow]

Bruh

[somber raven]

thats why i sell em in solo sessions

[near minnow]

Update:

[jagged peak]

black text is cringe

the other guy is fine

[jagged peak]

thats a way of dodging mk2 missiles midair

[near minnow]

Wym?

[jagged peak]

u just tilt ur car to the direction they come from

if they dont overshoot they stop tracking you

[rotund cloud]

Some guy got in my car and griefed people

[jagged peak]

sadl yi dont have alot of scramjet clips

i'll go get more rn maybe

[rotund cloud]

So if they hittin me from the right i tilt my car to the right?

[jagged peak]

pretty much