gta-media

[lean basin]

Then might need to do it the hard way

[lethal birch]

@wooden garnet idot I tried it and it works fine

both solo pub and terminate

now I also don't need to open resource monitor to make a solo pub

[wooden garnet]

hmm epic

You must be logged in as admin already

[lethal birch]

maybe

[wooden garnet]

otherwise you always get this

[lethal birch]

well all I know is that it works and that's all I need to know

[wooden garnet]

epicness

I'll have to ask Salty to download this too

more sweat time

[golden harness]

Shitposting is only allowed in #memes-and-shitposting.
Shitposting is a failure to make a constructive post, posting memes, trolling, or other forms of degrading the chat quality.
This is up to the moderator's discretion. https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Shit Posting
Requested by: @sly junco

[lean basin]

Cool, it's art!

[rocky mist]

altho this fcking door

[lean basin]

That's the point

[wooden garnet]

Title: YoU CaN'T DoDgE DeLUxO MiSSiLeS
Video: proceeds to outrun the missiles instead of dodge

Also what a cringe deluxo driver, died to a stray Lazer missile at the same altitude 🤮

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

One message removed from a suspended account.

[wooden garnet]

Exactly

cringe driver

[wooden garnet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3Cy0quXmF8

Truly a work of art

[jagged peak]

indeed

[wooden pebble]

[jagged peak]

@steel shell

[steel shell]

Nice

[jagged peak]

if starling can do it every other plane can

if u got an explosive cannon it just makes it easier

[lethal birch]

Gonna kill some mk2s in an ultralight

[jagged peak]

gl iwth that

ultralight mg sucks

[red flax]

Maybe its easier on pc

[jagged peak]

especially vs mk2

[lethal birch]

Wait you tried?

[jagged peak]

you need something like an ipuc mg that 2 shots a mk2

yeah i've tried to beat a mk2 in pretty much everything

[red flax]

Cause althought its easy to avoid mk2s missiles, its kinda hard to take down on console

[steel shell]

Starling is very op

[jagged peak]

not really

[steel shell]

But again

[lethal birch]

What about a havok @jagged peak 😳😳😳

[pastel mantle]

Very op :Harold:

[jagged peak]

i have killed a mk2 in a havok

propellers

[steel shell]

A starling can take down a lazer and pretty much every plane

[jagged peak]

just otr and get behind it

[red flax]

Otr?

[steel shell]

Otr?

[lethal birch]

Depending on the pilot

[jagged peak]

off the radar

[lethal birch]

If the starling comes straight at a lazer there is very little chance it’s going to survive

[jagged peak]

not really

[steel shell]

Bruh thats for pussies unless ur doing cargo or something

[jagged peak]

starling can just spam homings, the only thing lazer can do is come from above and even then its not guaranteed since its extremely twitchy when going at high speeds

99.99% of times i survive a headon even against rly good lazer pilots

[jagged peak]

not for pussies if ur fighting a mk2 in a havok

[steel shell]

True

[jagged peak]

that delay

[lethal birch]

That guy was laggy af

I tried to dogfight him prior to that

[jagged peak]

lol dogfighting laggy pilots

then suddently they insta teleport behind you

[lethal birch]

Yep

[sand quest]

@wooden garnet

[jagged peak]

the guy in the tiktok video has a menu

and ik which one it is

[wooden garnet]

gotta do what you gotta do to protect the interests of this country man

salute this patriotic soul

[sand quest]

[idle maple]

[jagged peak]

salute

[umbral flax]

https://youtu.be/_sUzupvI3uM

Old clip

[jagged peak]

thats not u

[umbral flax]

It is

[jagged peak]

you said you don't snipe

[sand quest]

i lowkey thought that fivem

[umbral flax]

I do but that's not my main weapon

[jagged peak]

the console lag ruins it

1 shot body

sniping<pilot sniping

[umbral flax]

The lag always holds me back can't wait to get the ps5 and the new gta

Coming out of retirement

[jagged peak]

yeah if i can buy a ps5 i'll def have much more fun

pc is just full of passive players that dont do anything

[umbral flax]

Cuz pc won't get the new gta 5 at launch

[jagged peak]

its not new

they are just optimizing it

it wont add any new content to the game

[umbral flax]

I know but the graphics should get a huge upgrade which I'm looking foward to

[static flare]

I need a better display

My current “monitor” doesnt do any game justice

[random crow]

ummmm thhis isnt wut i intended

[jagged peak]

he used boost,why did he die?

i was behind him

and that was a scramjet,imagine if i was in a mk2 with chaff

[pastel mantle]

wdym why did he die?

[jagged peak]

we were head on at first

i boosted past him making sure to dodge missiles in a wayso they dont u turn

[pastel mantle]

scramjet ,ruiner 2k, vigilante all have op missiles

[jagged peak]

powrslided and was perma behind him,poor guy couldn't do anyhting coz toreador cant powerslide

[wooden garnet]

why did he die?
I guess it was the weather

[tribal snow]

Help

[granite chasm]

I need an mate add me pls epic Ely1270

[tardy stone]

@granite chasm, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Apartment: #archive-pc｜apartment-heist-lfg
Casino: #pc-l｜casino-lfg
Cayo Perico: #pc-l｜cayo-perico-lfg
Doomsday: #archive-pc｜doomsday-lfg
Everything else: #pc-l｜other-lfg

Requested by: @compact whale

[wooden garnet]

@jagged peak

[jagged peak]

theres a little thing on rockford hills plaza on the side where its extremely hard to land even if u try

i got stuck on that

i'll get on gta and screenshot it

[wooden garnet]

Can't remember anything parkour-like in the Rockford mall

[compact whale]

The second pic says a lot about the pc community.

[wooden garnet]

the context is even better

[lethal birch]

[][][][][][][][][][][][]

[wooden garnet]

😳

[storm mica]

lmfao

[flat sinew]

buenos dias putas

[jagged peak]

@wooden garnet what if i renamed one of my accounts Bolt2050 😳

[wooden garnet]

That would be highly sus 😳

I'll make an alt called SpringyBanana

😳

[jagged peak]

i cant rename mine for a year even if i wanted to

[wooden garnet]

Sadgest

[jagged peak]

you can take SpringyApple i cant change it back for a year

plus that was chodes username anyways

[jagged peak]

they call me the cargo yoinker

[storm mica]

lmfao

[storm mica]

[jagged peak]

funniest thing is

i crashed my starling into the hangar thinking i could press e to get in

they yoinked it back in a mk2,then i got my mk2 and yoinked it again

coz idk how those missions work

[storm mica]

i mean
at least it's more fun than just destroying it tbf

[jagged peak]

for sure

got a good laugh out of it for sure

[lean basin]

You taught him a lesson, my boy!

[limpid kettle]

sent

[safe sundial]

from the creator of franklin's bagger in gta online comes
franklin's bufallo in gta online

its the bufallo S

wich is the car franklin drives

[compact whale]

Cool

[safe sundial]

thank you

[lethal birch]

:0

[safe sundial]

wtf

[idle maple]

i was waiting for explosions, ngl

[storm mica]

blow that sultan RS up
that's a sinful of a car

[lean basin]

Heavy duty traffic of riced super cars 👌

[lean basin]

This looks like a hacker's operations on an environmental area from far

[kindred oracle]

modder crashed my game after spotting me as a RC tank

[lean basin]

Did you go to creator while you were on the Bagger?

[wooden garnet]

ass

[safe sundial]

what

[lean basin]

Sorry, I didn't understand that how did you get the car

[safe sundial]

i bought it

[wooden garnet]

Successful first race||?||

Vicious spiral is fkin boring

[lean basin]

You Won

[wooden garnet]

But at what cost

[jagged peak]

"we grinders aren't toxic"

[jagged peak]

Welcome to Gta Online on PC

typical script kiddie just going around killing people with explosive ar

[wooden garnet]

blegh

best lap though

[stone ether]

Deveste eight won

[wooden garnet]

It's a random lobby with catch-up slipstream and customs

Car stats hardly matter

[kindred oracle]

2nd time winning a race

[limpid kettle]

someone called me hacker for this image

am I not supposed to get panther this week?

[unreal aspen]

this week no, but that could be your heist from last week

[slate linden]

gdgdrh djdthy ujtyy uj

[sleek hazel]

https://youtu.be/wOzMywt-nyo

[zealous hazel]

party in the дхасочедзадзасбд86асб8ид6асоидзасдочнуасчоди7зпосаи7цапоси7запсодмузјпаосдцзсаомимдцзуосапимдузцосадзцосаудзцмсаоп8здмопас8тдзпцдоас8тздопас8здо8асцтздцоп8асзтдоп8сзацпоцздаопсцздп dimension 🥳

[idle maple]

hey, at least they got an arcade machine to play

[zealous hazel]

god damn

imagine you are stuck in a void and you only have an mortal kombat 3 arcade

[humble hemlock]

HMMM PNG

[unreal aspen]

😋

[dreamy cosmos]

Easy bad sport with one shot

[timid jay]

Anyone wanna do a car show ps4

[wanton flame]

Ah yes, the Russian gibberish dimension

[kindred oracle]

not a thing on PCs

[dreamy cosmos]

Really

[storm mica]

it exist, but just really hard to get in

[kindred oracle]

yeah, but it only happens on jobs or missions

[main night]

Does anyone dup cars on Xbox?

[golden harness]

@main night We neither condone nor punish the use of online mods or glitches, unless it's impacting our users in a negative way.
That being said, detailed discussions on how to do or find glitches and online mods are not allowed. This includes mentioning mod menus by name
For more information, see Section 8 & 9 of the Rules of Conduct: https://discordapp.com/terms
Requested by: @nocturne otter

[warm cape]

This was taken like 10 hours ago so I won't be surprised if it already has been broken , But still a W

[storm mica]

@wheat harbor

[wheat harbor]

OMG SUSSS

SUSSY IMPOSTERS 😳

[idle maple]

this is art

[versed tendon]

Do you guys think they will make a among us rp lfg channel

[lethal birch]

vanilla maogus

[frail condor]

I hate you bro

[lethal birch]

be me
virgin

[lethal birch]

but you're a 9 yo

🤠

[unreal aspen]

I know 9 year olds that aren’t virgins

[idle maple]

how would you know if a 9 year old is a virgin or not?

[lethal birch]

[unreal aspen]

That’s for you to figure out

[mint mist]

lol what the fuck

[idle maple]

I think I already did

[lethal birch]

how

[wooden garnet]

I bet you're the one who cursed them with that responsibility 😳

I know Will is one of them 😏

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[wooden garnet]

Did you know

Rhino tanks also fire RPG shots instead of charged railgun shots

🤯

[nocturne otter]

y e s it does

[lethal birch]

Dm me for alien wars

[tardy stone]

@lethal birch, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Apartment: #archive-ps｜apartment-heist-lfg
Casino: #ps4｜casino-lfg
Cayo Perico: #ps4｜cayo-perico-lfg
Doomsday: #archive-ps｜doomsday-lfg
Everything else: #ps4｜other-lfg

Requested by: @compact whale

[wooden garnet]

The textures on that tank though

[lethal birch]

[mellow egret]

Yosimite qlique

[nocturne otter]

shh

Night pic on console is hard

[wooden garnet]

[severe garnet]

Flying lap 🥵

Literally

[wooden garnet]

chilling with friendo

[compact whale]

[wooden pebble]

Johnny boi

[lethal birch]

MrBossFTW New Video Be Like (NEW RANK 9999 UPDATE NOVEMBER 11th!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

[teal crypt]

Freedom isn't free

[hallow depot]

p i x e l s

l e t s c o u n t

[nocturne otter]

PS4 pics on night

[lethal birch]

[wooden garnet]

@lost urchin idot, get to work

[wooden garnet]

xd

[lost urchin]

now?

[wooden garnet]

Whenever you want men

Who do you wanna do the heist with?

[lost urchin]

where is number 4?

[wooden garnet]

I know eis would like to do cmm

gummi wouldn't mind either

You choose

[lost urchin]

uh

no this is your cmm

[wooden garnet]

hmm oke

@unkempt cloud idot, cmm? 🥺

[lethal birch]

I went to story mode and back into online and the camera was still stuck

[wooden garnet]

lul

[lost urchin]

watch as the launcher will screw with me

[wooden garnet]

I'll probably hop on tomorrow now, and most likely everyday from tomorrow

Unless my uni starts from mid June, in which case I'll let you guys know

[lethal birch]

even if it does we still have like 2 weeks to do cmm

should be enough time

unless one of us goes pepega mode and keep messing up

[lost urchin]

I'll be at work from GMT+1 7AM to 4PM everyday that isn't a weekend

so you know

[wooden garnet]

hopefully my net don't keep dying like today

[lost urchin]

not much time if some of us are not from Europe

[wooden garnet]

Hmm

[lost urchin]

your network dying is not a bad thing

[lethal birch]

that's the majority of the time I'll be available during weekdays

[lost urchin]

yeah

so weekends only I guess

[wooden garnet]

Shouldn't be a problem either

If we get 3hrs every weekend

[lethal birch]

weekend I'm available basically the entire day

[wooden garnet]

Meanwhile we three can do Act I @lethal birch

[lost urchin]

@wooden garnet I only got up to rank 47 sadly

so far

[lethal birch]

@wooden garnet

[wooden garnet]

Epicness

[lethal birch]

still full black tho

[wooden garnet]

Black is gud

[wooden garnet]

You get entire weekdays to prepare then

[lost urchin]

sure honey

[lethal birch]

@lost urchin just for convenience for cmm add me Werstgamer

[wooden garnet]

Advertisement

[lethal birch]

no u

[lost urchin]

sent

[lethal birch]

accepted

[compact whale]

Capitalism 😔

[wooden garnet]

😔 such sadge

[lethal birch]

double coke at main dock

[unkempt cloud]

I got ponged

[unkempt cloud]

Sure, depends on the time

also, ugh, i never did series a

[wooden garnet]

Weekends?

[unkempt cloud]

Weekends are fine

[wooden garnet]

Coolio

[dusky timber]

[wooden garnet]

100k for promotion

[dusky timber]

[wooden garnet]

I didn't get the 100k though

[nocturne otter]

Same

[frail condor]

cry about it haha

[vernal forum]

is this real?

[nocturne otter]

no

[vernal forum]

mansions are coming to gta?

[lethal birch]

nah

[nocturne otter]

ofc not

[lethal birch]

mrboss has rubbing this shit for years

been*

mansion in first picture doesnt look like gta xd

[lethal birch]

🏓

[nocturne otter]

🏓

[dusky timber]

is this a serious question?

[lethal birch]

rainbow border

lgbt

😳

[lethal birch]

Congrats

[cyan sky]

[lean basin]

Congrats*!*

[polar swift]

Nice im almost at lvl 300

[lean basin]

The first picture has Lambos (mods) and the view of that mansion is nowhere around Los Santos & Blaine County.
There's no such place for the second mansion either.
LUXURY VIP SUITE - SWIMMING POOL - HELICOPTER PAD and the rainbow boarders are photoshopped.

Mansions idea won't happen, because everyone wants to buy one, and then, the whole place will turn into a public place, just like the Diamond Casino Penthouse & roof terrace.

[polar swift]

mr boss-fuck-the-world has ppl in a different state of mind

[wooden pebble]

Stop seeing mrbossftw videos

[wispy sigil]

[wooden pebble]

Mansion is the most overrated and overhyped piece of poop

[lethal birch]

yeah i get lost in my fucking apartment, imagine a mansion

[wispy sigil]

But to be honest though, I would like to retire in a mansion.

[wooden pebble]

[lethal birch]

highkey want infinite garages

[wispy sigil]

I was thinking about paleto bay and just buying an apartment there. Never going back to the cities vibes.

[wooden pebble]

Michael house is a mansion. Did u spend time there so much? Or get amazed by it

[vague isle]

Too far

[wispy sigil]

Nah that’s broke boy mansion. I want a mansion that’s like 10x better.

[lethal birch]

is it a proper mansion?

[wooden pebble]

Yep

[lethal birch]

i think mansions are actually bigger

[wispy sigil]

That’s like a house.

[lethal birch]

https://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/vr-splice-j/07/89/89/fa.jpg

[wooden pebble]

1 dude doesn't need 16 bedrooms

[wispy sigil]

Micheal couldn’t afford a proper mansion with the money made from that heist.

[lethal birch]

this is a small mansion

[wooden pebble]

Michael had lot of money

That's just one heist they showed

If u listen to the starting cutsence he tells

[lethal birch]

this looks like the mansion from rdr2 😳

[dusky timber]

turn a megan into a convertible

[lethal birch]

https://youtu.be/QHdG7gy98SQ this one

[wooden pebble]

U have luxury apartment, stilt houses, casino penthouse, luxury yacht.....no one gives a flying freak about these...but wants mAnSiOn

It's just overrated

[lethal birch]

someone uploaded a sus vid in #archive_media

[wooden pebble]

In vice City u have Diaz mansion..how much time did you spend there after the first time?

[wispy sigil]

Bro let’s be honest though. What if it was actually a mansion right but with 30 car garage.

[wooden pebble]

Mansion - 💩

[lethal birch]

6 garages with 32 cars each

[wispy sigil]

Now we’re talking

[lethal birch]

gta vc mansion

[wispy sigil]

I want the Scarface mansion.

I need that fountain in the center

World is yours

[wooden pebble]

[wispy sigil]

Bro cmon how can you hate that idea

Literally such a good damn mansion

[wooden pebble]

Tell u wat. Install offline mods for a mansion. I promise you u will get bored in 10 mins

I don't hate ur idea

I just don't see y mansion in gta online could make sense, and y community wants it so much

As I already said, U have luxury apartment, stilt houses, casino penthouse, luxury yacht.....no one gives a flying freak about these...

Mansion will be cool for 2 days and then redundant

[wispy sigil]

Yeah I see what you mean. What do you think the game needs?

[wooden pebble]

[wispy sigil]

I’m guessing you’d be in favor for more useful things like what we seen with the arcade and the master terminal control

[wooden pebble]

Mk3

[wispy sigil]

Yeah I actually want mk3

Something new and fresh.

Useful to grinding

[lethal birch]

NO

NO

NO NO NO NO

[wispy sigil]

I actually want barrage homing missiles on a helicopter.

[lethal birch]

Hunter

Wait

[wooden pebble]

[lethal birch]

Barrage HOMING missiles? Both at the same time?

yes

[wooden pebble]

Heat seeking barrage

[lethal birch]

Dear god no

Jeez

😋

[wooden pebble]

[lethal birch]

Lets also add a fucking Nuke to the Alkonost

[wooden pebble]

Technically this has homing barrage

[wispy sigil]

But I want it on helicopter

[dusky timber]

no sub 5

[rough kayak]

whats the best way to deal with jet griefers

[lethal birch]

how much do you want to commit to it?

[nocturne otter]

E-ammo

[rough kayak]

anything less than orb

[lethal birch]

Explosive sniper rounds

You only get 40

And you lose like 4 if you die bearing the sniper

[polar swift]

Easy, leave server

Bam

[lethal birch]

i hope you dont like using the hsniper a lot

[severe garnet]

Fight fire with fire

Use a jet

[nocturne otter]

That's sadge

And the E-ammo is too expensive

[polar swift]

Good metallica song

[lethal birch]

And for fucking losers

[rapid laurel]

14.5k for 40 rounds isn’t that bad

[nocturne otter]

It's ok for counting jets tho.

[lethal birch]

Explosive bullets; passive mode; another jet; mk2

Ruiner 2000

[nocturne otter]

I don't use e-ammo on normal pvp

[rapid laurel]

How is it for losers if I’m the one being spawntrapped

[lethal birch]

MK2 AGAINST A JET LMAOOO

[lethal birch]

I want a mk3

[nocturne otter]

b a d, you'll lose 4bullets each time you die with it

[lethal birch]

trading 9999 bullets for 40... idk man

[lethal birch]

Oppressor mk2 is pretty good against a jet

[rapid laurel]

I only use explosive rounds if I’m dealing with a jet griefer

When I’m dealing with an ewo tryhard, I use bst or incendiary rounds

[nocturne otter]

^

[rapid laurel]

Other than that, I just use normal rounds

[lethal birch]

Ok but imagine having to actually go change your ammo

[nocturne otter]

Incendary is not my type, but well I have to use it to laggy tryhards

[rapid laurel]

It’s not a huge inconvenience

All I gotta do is call in a terrorbyte or avenger and it spawns a few blocks away

Combine that with a

Easy ammo change

[nocturne otter]

bruh

Why it got deleted

I only said it's boring

[rapid laurel]

Blacklisted word probably

[nocturne otter]

[lethal birch]

what if you're fighting a tryhard with incendiaries and then a jet starts spawncamping you?

[rapid laurel]

Half the time, they don’t strafe at 90 degrees

Then I can just rpg them

[nocturne otter]

RC or tp or shoot, ewo

[lethal birch]

whats the point of ewoing

[rapid laurel]

A thermal jet wil destroy a rc vehicle

[lethal birch]

"heehee 1-0 lzzz"

killed himself 12 fucking times

[nocturne otter]

I hate giving tryhards kills, even a single kill

[rapid laurel]

So their kd doesn’t get boosted

Tryhards are after kd, if you ewo, it won’t go up

You just waste their time

[lethal birch]

Oh yeah

[rapid laurel]

I don’t ewo to keep my kd, I ewo to keep others from getting kd

[lethal birch]

Too complex for me to understand since I ride a nightshark or moc cab 24/7

[rapid laurel]

Me who sometimes uses a Pyro as transportation

[nocturne otter]

Idc about kd

[rapid laurel]

That’s not the point

[nocturne otter]

You got menyoo

[nocturne otter]

Ik, just saying

[rapid laurel]

I don’t want my opponent’s kd to do up

[lethal birch]

i dont need menyoo

[nocturne otter]

Giving tryhards kill-> making them happy
killing tryhards -> cryhard mode

Cryhard mode-> Funni

[rapid laurel]

Then message them “Mad cuz bad”

Bad cuz mad

[nocturne otter]

No lzz is enough

[rapid laurel]

Ok so

I was 1-2 with a tryhard

[lethal birch]

i use "get real"

[rapid laurel]

They said “2-1 lzzzz”

[nocturne otter]

[rapid laurel]

I got up in score, and said the same thing. They said “I don’t care about score”

Like excuse me wtf

[nocturne otter]

from tryhard

[rapid laurel]

New message from lIIlIllIlIlv

1-0 Lzzz dog water stick to fortnite kid

Go back to story mode

[lethal birch]

I don't like to play the basic bitch dirty

Because when you EWO, you're still using their cheap tactics

[nocturne otter]

Well, we need to lose cops tho

[lethal birch]

My tactics are also cheap, but at least rare

[rapid laurel]

But you’re using it for a different cause

[nocturne otter]

And ewoing is not cheap when it's not midfight IMO

[lethal birch]

REVERSE MOC WITH REVOLVER/STICKIES

[rapid laurel]

If you ewo mid sniper battle, fuck off

[nocturne otter]

Mid sniper battle ewo

[rapid laurel]

What’s worse is the mfs who have a sticky bomb on their jet

[lethal birch]

Gotta love how they first try to kill you with a rifle (AGAINST A TRUCK WITH NO BACK WINDOWS) then the minigun

[rapid laurel]

Me who uses the half track

[lethal birch]

And then they start spamming rockets and hackusate you

[nocturne otter]

LMFAO :KEKW:

[rapid laurel]

Believe me, I’ve witnessed it

[lethal birch]

I belive in MOC Cab supremacy

[nocturne otter]

Ik, I saw a mk2 ewo dude too

[rapid laurel]

But can you call it in right next to you??

[lethal birch]

Hello

[lethal birch]

No, because i dont have to exit it either

Once you call one, you won't need to change vehicles for a loooong time

[rapid laurel]

If you need something bulletproof with explosive resistance, the half track is the way to go

[lethal birch]

It stands 69 fucking homing missiles

[nocturne otter]

*If there's no jet

[lethal birch]

Jets aren't a real threat either

[rapid laurel]

I can take out a fully armored nightshark in 2 strafes

[lethal birch]

Since I have stickies and a revolver with FMJ

[nocturne otter]

Rev would help, not sticky

[rapid laurel]

That’s the nightshark moving too

[lethal birch]

then the MOC Cab would take like 6 strafes

[lethal birch]

the average jet moron I see gets way too close

[rapid laurel]

I’ll just strafe at 90 degrees 🥱

[nocturne otter]

That's for stupid jet kids, not for good pilots

[lethal birch]

I can just... Flee under a bridge

[rapid laurel]

The kids who strafe at 20 degrees are so easy to take out

[lethal birch]

I never found a good pilot

[rapid laurel]

Who’s to say you have a bridge available

[lethal birch]

...The fact that I mostly play in north LS

[rapid laurel]

I can rpg someone’s jet half the time when they’re spawntrapping me

[nocturne otter]

I ewo or go in rc when I have a ghost jet on my ass

[lethal birch]

That tunnel close to LSC is a godsend

[nocturne otter]

Hydra hovering

[rapid laurel]

Provided the fact that they’re a stupid pilot and don’t strafe at 90 degrees

[lethal birch]

revolver

[rapid laurel]

If the jet can hit you, you can hit the jet

[nocturne otter]

You won't get em if he shoots you fast.

[lethal birch]

A lot of times I just find myself receiving an attack in my moc cab, stopping, checking around and just completly ignoring it

[lethal birch]

Come on, its a shittier helicopter that barely turns

[nocturne otter]

Well...

I hate the speedo users more tho

[lethal birch]

Against a truck that can stand 69 missiles

[nocturne otter]

Gm speedo

[lethal birch]

wasnt it patched

[nocturne otter]

Idk

I never used it before

[lethal birch]

Just... Shoot out the windows

Not that hard

[nocturne otter]

console

[lethal birch]

thats what you get for using a joystick

[nocturne otter]

[nocturne otter]

But we got no modders

[lethal birch]

that means youre not able to make 2m in less than a minute

with a limit of ~30m a day

[nocturne otter]

shh

[lethal birch]

Its a fair trade off

[nocturne otter]

I need moni and good graphics

[rough kayak]

whats the most bullshit disgusting way i can kill someone as many times as possible without spamming orbs

[lethal birch]

reverse moc cab

with stickies

[nocturne otter]

d r i t y

[rough kayak]

like i chuck them out the back?

shit stickys on guys, hmm okay then

[lethal birch]

The moc cab stands 69 homings

And has no back windows

[rough kayak]

mmmm nasty

[elder sparrow]

Do a barrel roll

[lethal birch]

is that fucking eurobeat

[elder sparrow]

what

im playing burnout paradise theme

[lethal birch]

oh good

[elder sparrow]

and also

this is my first time

doing this stunt

[lethal birch]

yeeah sureeee

[elder sparrow]

btw

hardest barrel roll to do

[brave quiver]

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[wooden garnet]

😳

[wooden pebble]

[gentle brook]

I go in my sub and see this

[wooden pebble]

need to grab that booty 😦

[severe garnet]

[gentle brook]

Bald

I have a cone head

[quick river]

Wtf just happened??

[lethal birch]

[wooden garnet]

[polar swift]

Sexual harassment 😩

[wooden pebble]

[dense sand]

Rate my hacking

[indigo wigeon]

wanna go for a dch run with me?

[compact whale]

needs dream speedrun music

[cerulean mist]

This video will take you through the beginner stages of drifting and aims to elevate your skill tremendously - as you learn techniques such as counter steering, throttle control, handbrake control, tuning your car perfectly among many more.

https://youtu.be/Irvpd43dBS0

[wooden garnet]

macros 🤮

I actually wonder how much faster it is than human hacking tbh

[indigo wigeon]

Quite

[wooden garnet]

I think I've gotten all four hacks at 3:32 left before

7-9s lesser is pretty pog tbh

not like I'm the fastest hacker on the planet 🤭

[dense sand]

Giving the script to my friend too who is pretty slow, so we basically clean out anything without a sweat (also have a macro for spamming 1st mousebutton for grabbing)

[wooden garnet]

Would save your finger from arthritis and your mouse button from spam damage 🤭

[dense sand]

ikr

[wooden garnet]

Lemme actually check how rusty I am at hacking

[fervent sleet]

What the actual fuck

[carmine jasper]

[carmine jasper]

So what do you do for a living? Do the hacky thingy in my arcade for a heist that I’m too lazy to setup anyway so really I do nothing.

(It’s a joke btw)

[dense sand]

Made it primarily for my friend as he's pretty noob 😀

[severe garnet]

Imagine DCH hacking without the animations

[dense sand]

That'd be so nice

[carmine jasper]

[wooden garnet]

who said without animations

hmm

I meant on the door security

[severe garnet]

No like

I said imagine how good DCH hacking would be without the animations

[carmine jasper]

Do you mean the plug in and out animation or the animations between hacking that you have to wait for?

[dense sand]

The ones inbetween are the worst

[severe garnet]

Between hacking

[carmine jasper]

Wish CPH hacking was more like DCH, cph is way too easy you could probably do it without looking

[wooden garnet]

🤯

😩 animation skips

[carmine jasper]

Yeah I’d like that too, wish they didn’t patch the animation skip (options online glitch) as well then I’d still play the casino heist.

[lethal birch]

red theme

gaming browser

😳

[wooden garnet]

yus

😳

[idle maple]

another day, another hackusation...

[lethal birch]

hacker lol

+1

[dusky timber]

i fucken did it

[wooden garnet]

🤯

epicness*!*

Beat my PB by 40s 😩

[severe garnet]

[wooden garnet]

||sadgest|| very nais

[dusky timber]

i got the worst safe tho

[lethal birch]

whats the WR?

[dusky timber]

41 67 49 or smth

[wooden garnet]

Safe too?

Oh

[dusky timber]

nah, no daily vault

[wooden garnet]

Been a long time since I had a good longfin jump

😔

[severe garnet]

This man knows

I never go to the safe unless I have the diamond

[wooden garnet]

You too much madlad to expect anything, who knows, maybe you did get daily vault and still got 4:39

I haven't gone to the safe in forever

Except for the Panther as an exception

Since it's a money-focused heist anyway

[severe garnet]

I went to the safe in the panther heist

98k

[wooden garnet]

I can't remember how much I got

I remember I had a very shitty door glitch

Took like 2min 😩

[severe garnet]

And this was the layout

[wooden garnet]

Looks identical to mine

Except I had another gold in West Storage

[severe garnet]

Got the door first try

[wooden garnet]

https://youtu.be/8T2CnzQEbB0

bad.

Half of the video is me trying to glitch to door

I got a great jump off the cliff though at the end

[severe garnet]

This was the run

My best run yet

[wooden garnet]

nais

[rapid laurel]

I saw the sunset, and I was in my hydra. Then I had an idea 💡

[wooden garnet]

It looks weirdly 2D

As if it's a papercut 🤭

shut Lester

cringe

this picture is so noisy it hurts

better

[jagged peak]

caught him on the way down

i like to call this manouver do the ww2 japanese pilot

"During the Malayan Campaign in 1942, Japanese pilots often shot British, Commonwealth, and Dutch airmen hanging in their parachutes." should make more sense now

[hexed sun]

Someone just said fortnite is better than gta.

[edgy anchor]

It's an opinion

[hexed sun]

No it’s a death sentence

[carmine jasper]

How do you even compare those 2 games, it’s 2021 I shouldn’t be asking questions or I’ll probably get canceled.

[gusty pelican]

how do u glitch omg

i need to know this next time i go lmao

[wooden garnet]

[teal crypt]

The good life

[wooden garnet]

Life is good, could be better

[lean basin]

It can be even better if you understand the truth.

[brazen cove]

Now how do I get off

[brazen cove]

which model is that?

[dusky timber]

bruh

i had a top tier run today

thought i'd get good money and here you are getting like 30k more

[dusky timber]

i always go to the safe because extra dollars, unless i got god gold layout for attempting a speedrun

also

fren tested on ps5, it's fps dependant (of course)

[jade vapor]

Look at this dude's name

[tardy stone]

@pine musk, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Apartment: #archive-pc｜apartment-heist-lfg
Casino: #pc-l｜casino-lfg
Cayo Perico: #pc-l｜cayo-perico-lfg
Doomsday: #archive-pc｜doomsday-lfg
Everything else: #pc-l｜other-lfg

Requested by: @jade vapor

[keen oar]

1930 Italian Mafia outfit

https://tenor.com/view/soitalian-gif-9214993

[random crow]

medic skizz

[marble jackal]

im bored

[wanton flame]

https://youtu.be/vDVZLk34gJ8

Here be the run that I posted a screenshot of a couple of days ago. Dunno why the quality is so garbage despite it being 1080p, I've cranked up the bitrate for next time

[lethal birch]

Modder

[jade vapor]

ik

well actually

no

its more or less some sort of like

idek I think its CSS

[marble jackal]

2 more to customize

[near minnow]

https://youtu.be/2PhZpu14f0k

This crazy bruh

[marble jackal]

all finished

i was bored

[sick tangle]

why can’t i put a picture of my car in this channel? wont let me click the image bit

[marble jackal]

rip

[sick tangle]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-walk-of-shame-shame-shameful-head-down-gif-5548725

[shy oar]

You have to post a little bit more before you can put up pictures

[sick tangle]

ah ok, cheers

[nocturne otter]

[smoky plover]

his face is so punchable

[wanton flame]

Assuming it's legit. I'm pretty sure he's used fast run in previous videos

[rigid beacon]

Isnt he the one that used to post actually good content

[crimson sigil]

rip your bank account mate

[marble jackal]

na it only costed a penny and my head lol

[rigid beacon]

If ur buying a car from me i dont want ur head

[lethal birch]

https://www.reddit.com/r/hittableFaces/comments/asmiaw/this_clickbating_pos/

[smoky plover]

lmfao

[lethal birch]

xd

[near minnow]

https://streamable.com/jktl7y

Btw not me freind

[graceful scaffold]

the hell?

[near minnow]

Ye don't ask me lmao

[graceful scaffold]

what even happened to get onto your feet

[marble jackal]

dualgamer69

[wooden garnet]

Aquarius

[wooden garnet]

Bru

I kept trying to do the glitch on the first ladder

And thought it just doesn't work on cayo for reasons

cringe

[odd lintel]

all of u are shit at gta

[wooden garnet]

Sadge

[severe garnet]

Tell me something I didn’t know

[wooden garnet]

Did you know pressing R while jumping in story mode makes your character arbitrarily ragdoll?

🤯

[wanton flame]

Yes

[hallow depot]

@pastel mantle

[pastel mantle]

lmao

[wooden garnet]

@whole cape cringe random racers, couldn't beat an Itali GTB without slipstream

Level 5 and 7 with Krieger and Deveste Eight

[severe garnet]

Me when

[lethal birch]

:)

[wooden garnet]

Non-meta racers 😩

I was forced to choose a Krieger on Vicious Spiral, I was up against 3 racers from a racing crew

[severe garnet]

Was an event

[wooden garnet]

😩

[severe garnet]

Hence the 55 minute time

[wooden garnet]

hour long race

[severe garnet]

Yes

[wooden garnet]

I managed to get best lap though

[lethal birch]

.2 sec

[wooden garnet]

0.2s to what?

[lethal birch]

Second place best lap

[wooden garnet]

Oh yeah

I beat the guy in fifth place by going behind him to slipstream, only time I actually benefitted from slipstreaming ever

I hate how fast slipstream can make you go, especially when approaching a corner

[dusky timber]

i recognized 2 of these names

[lethal birch]

I feel bad for those virgins that got DNF

[severe garnet]

Who

[dusky timber]

ell and valiant

[severe garnet]

Ah

Valiant pulled over and couldn’t continue

[severe garnet]

I lapped like everyone in 8th or below

Started 10th

[lethal birch]

kek

I mean, the starting position in an hour long race isnt that important

[severe garnet]

Yes

Got a good start

[frail condor]

being bad at a game = dnf

[lethal birch]

yes

[frail condor]

mind blowing

[whole cape]

4 person race

[granite wolf]

speedrun

[elder sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/grand-theft-auto-iv-gta-car-cars-gta-iv-gif-16504696

Nice car

[lethal birch]

https://youtu.be/2F_Qyw1WVL8
For people who enjoy oppressor mk1

[wooden garnet]

[stone ether]

Mk1 is underrated

[wooden garnet]

imagine not chilling on a mk1 while being drunk

couldn't be me

[glad lance]

you didn't shoot at Micheal's house

shame

[lethal birch]

imagine getting drunk in gta

[wooden garnet]

It was a DCH prep

Lv2 keycards?

I blended in a little too much

Hence you see me returning back to my arcade at the end

[lethal birch]

you know you don't need to drink to blend in

[wooden garnet]

Dancing softlocks the game

Cigarettes damage your HP

[severe garnet]

Just eat snacks

[wooden garnet]

Drinking best option

[severe garnet]

Smh

[wooden garnet]

no

shoo

[severe garnet]

yes

[lethal birch]

you can just hold caps and do the action thing

yes action

[wooden garnet]

Cigarettes don't allow movement 😔

Drinking allows move 😔

[severe garnet]

Snacks do

[lethal birch]

that one idot

[severe garnet]

[wooden garnet]

blegh

Imagine staying at one spot dancing

cringe

I go across the entire party looking at all the hungover faces

While drinking

ez clap

[lethal birch]

you can walk around holding salute and it counts as blending in

[wooden garnet]

🤮 that's now how you're supposed to play the game

[lethal birch]

so what

it works

[wooden garnet]

blegh 🤮

[lethal birch]

meanwhile I crashed my sparrow into my kosatka instead of going just over it to enter

[severe garnet]

Smart move

[wooden garnet]

Dunno why, the Sparrow landing cutscene doesn't play over 10fps on my 🥔

So I just jump out and chute onto the sub anyway

[severe garnet]

Speedrun strats

Saves 15 seconds if done correctly

[latent flax]

Look at the time

[wooden garnet]

SpEdRoOn

[lethal birch]

cayo speedrunning isn't serious enough for that

[wooden garnet]

Using Vespucci Beach is not fast enough anyway

[severe garnet]

Listen

[wooden garnet]

Use the pegasus aircraft spawn

[severe garnet]

Right

[lethal birch]

but if you could TAS in gtao that would be pretty pog

[severe garnet]

I tried to park it in the Vespucci canals

Got stuck

[wooden garnet]

Crashed?

[latent flax]

How does this make any sense

[lethal birch]

meanwhile I'm so distracted playing and messaging that I genuinely accidentally flew to merryweather HQ instead of blowing it up

[wooden garnet]

dum

@lethal birch legitimate

[lethal birch]

perfect jump over and past the trees

[vernal forum]

thats a world record

[severe garnet]

Far from it

[wooden garnet]

For a duo run though, that's pretty nais

[lethal birch]

3 cargo left lol

he didnt cry about it

[wooden garnet]

sadgest

you monster!!!!1!!!1111!!!!!

[lethal birch]

i have become the thing i swore to destroy

[frail condor]

the whole cartel is against you now

[lethal birch]

jokes on you i'm actually south american

[frail condor]

exactly

man mad at rc vehicle

[lethal birch]

i couldnt get a screenshot of the cargo i blew up but it was coke and there was some random defending it with an APC

Soooo... 3 left?

[stone ether]

Noo you savage

[jagged peak]

4 now?

[lethal birch]

3 left from previous cargo + 1 shitass faggio joke i saw - the one i just blow up

[jagged peak]

this is never gonna end

which is good

[lethal birch]

who pinged-

[lethal birch]

https://youtu.be/n75E8eKm2wU

Is this the fastest?

[coarse sage]

yeah

but its non elite

probably the world record tho

[severe garnet]

https://youtu.be/woNJryUvv0Q

[wooden garnet]

😳

[coarse sage]

wow

impressive

[lethal birch]

Holy shite

[wooden garnet]

dunce

[arctic bramble]

It lets me buy nothing

13 bucks for 2 things I already own

[clever sluice]

ss is from last week btw thats why panther statue

[wooden garnet]

Why is the image taken so hastily?

Pro tip: if you take screenshots often then setup a hotkey for it in Windows Game Bar/Steam

It helps a ton

[winged portal]

Someone rate this I just made it

[compact whale]

The colors are a bit weird

[winged portal]

yea I can work on TV at

That*

[compact whale]

The magenta doesn’t really fit it

[wooden garnet]

Missing a couple 💯 💯 😳 😳 🤣 🤣 emojis

And a rainbow border

[winged portal]

I need a border

[compact whale]

No you don’t

[winged portal]

why not

[compact whale]

Borders are not needed

[winged portal]

What do you mean by magenta ?

[wooden garnet]

They can look good

Not always

[compact whale]

That’s the purple pink at the top

[winged portal]

What about this

[compact whale]

Aaaaaaaaaa

[winged portal]

I have a bad feeling what does that mean

[regal trail]

so good?

[dusky timber]

hold on i gotchu

give me a moment

here use this

also rotate the pic a bit and zoom it in

add saturation, a lot of it

and u got a god tier gta video thumbnail

[compact whale]

How many subs does mrbossftw have?

[lethal birch]

a lot

[winged portal]

3.02M

Why ?

[compact whale]

You’ll get that if you add the rainbow border

[severe garnet]

Don’t forget the 900 arrows

[winged portal]

@compact whale better ?

[lethal birch]

😱 need to add this emoji

[winged portal]

Made it a lil brighter

[dusky timber]

that's much better already

[storm mica]

[winged portal]

I love the discord server

[unreal aspen]

@winged portal you forgot the red arrows

[winged portal]

Where are they supposed to go ?

[unreal aspen]

pointing to the car

[unreal aspen]

something like that

yeah thats good

[winged portal]

bet

[compact whale]

[severe garnet]

Put another arrow pointing at the wheels

[wooden garnet]

Epic transformation

This is a certified anime moment

[winged portal]

SHEEEEEESH

[severe garnet]

Perfect

10/10

[dusky timber]

[glad lance]

you forgot the 😱

and probably some money or something

somewhere

[queen quest]

[wooden garnet]

@lethal birch no passive cooldown

[lethal birch]

not enough arrows

[latent flax]

Not really but it’s good

[golden marsh]

Covid hit me very hard

[compact whale]

Damn

[wooden pebble]

[violet topaz]

😭

[jagged peak]

ignore the flying party bus

[rapid laurel]

Why the nitro flex

[rapid laurel]

😱 🔥 ⁉️

[static flare]

So which clothes have the crew logo on it or is it just the jacket

[lethal birch]

https://youtu.be/-hG2IQPSy9M