gta-media

[river lance]

thanks i think i had to use VPN cuz for now the servers are down where i am

[wooden garnet]

whas wrong 🥺

[lethal birch]

ahegao :0

[wooden garnet]

explanation

[lethal birch]

anime more like hentai

[lethal birch]

coz thats what they talk about in that channel

[wooden garnet]

Anime is hentai 😳

[lethal birch]

😳

[wooden garnet]

There's no anime which isn't hentai anymore

🤮

Speaking of custom SC avatars though

I still haven't bothered changing mine

[lethal birch]

xd

[dusky timber]

just in time

[lethal birch]

saving failed

[lethal birch]

is funny and not annoying

false

https://tenor.com/view/astolfo-goku-drip-rainbow-chimpxbl-fate-gif-19952745

[severe garnet]

pavel
not annoying

Are you sure about that

[lethal birch]

me after listening to the same pavel voiceline for the 3371st time

https://i.pinimg.com/474x/2d/37/20/2d37200ce242fc1c74bc42676b2b09e7.jpg

[severe garnet]

Can relate

[lethal birch]

good thing rdr2 doesnt have phones or something

[wooden garnet]

r/gtao moment

[lethal birch]

r/gtao 🤮

[wooden garnet]

@pastel mantle this week seems like a nice time to race

[lethal birch]

should I add pavel memes to the "everytime i see x meme i destroy one cargo" thing?

[wooden garnet]

All for the better of the community

[lethal birch]

Yes

5 cargo left

https://tenor.com/view/touching-grass-touch-gif-21219969

grass

[wooden garnet]

😌

[pastel mantle]

I’m free today

[wooden garnet]

[pastel mantle]

Just lemmino when you wanna race

That’s what you meant

Finally something fun

[wooden garnet]

There's 8 new stunt tracks idot

[pastel mantle]

Ohhh right

Are they out already

[wooden garnet]

yep

[pastel mantle]

Why didn’t you say so idot

[wooden garnet]

it's in #gta-news

[pastel mantle]

Yeyey

Starting now

[wooden garnet]

I'm not playing right now idot

@pastel mantle

Later, when I always come online

[pastel mantle]

way to start racing

[wooden garnet]

Meta scrub 🤮

In a lobby full of high level idot in X80 and low level not-so-idot in Turismo R

[lethal birch]

😌

[vestal elm]

feels good to trigger it again :D!

[lethal birch]

are those new maps?

[lethal birch]

:v

[vestal elm]

Yes

No modded time for now

[carmine jasper]

https://youtu.be/hyJAmj516KY

[coarse sage]

this glitch is very funny

[lethal birch]

lmao

[wooden garnet]

sped

[coarse sage]

it keeps speeding up

we hit like 370kph there

[lethal birch]

Guys

Is there any problem with ur guys gta?

Like

It’s stuck on loading gta online

[coarse sage]

nah

not for me at least

[coarse sage]

since when are you experiencing this?

[wooden pebble]

Restart

Head to inv session

[pastel mantle]

they ain't even trying at this point

2 minutes behind

[lethal birch]

f1 car goes vroom

[pastel mantle]

yee

[lethal birch]

how are you so good at open wheel racing though

[pastel mantle]

most played gamemode

played since release of them

[lethal birch]

i know about racing lines and f1 metrics and shit

and use a controller

[pastel mantle]

racing lines don't mean too much in gta

or at least it has its own lines

[lethal birch]

how?

[pastel mantle]

not the lines you would think

you can cut corners pretty steep

since there are no rules you don't even have to drive on track

just hit the checkpoints

[lethal birch]

true

I also try to play clean and do overtakes like... they're supposed to be irl

[pastel mantle]

yeah I wouldn't try to ram the people ahead like a lot of pepegas do

hurts both of us

[lethal birch]

yeah whats even the point of ramming?

[pastel mantle]

there is no point

[lethal birch]

i mean, except for preventing being slipstreamed

[pastel mantle]

just idots trying to race dirty

[lethal birch]

I wish slipstream wasn't so op

[pastel mantle]

I like it

[lethal birch]

It's not fun being able to go like twice as fast just because you're behind someone

[pastel mantle]

because slipstream combined with kers is too powerful for the ones ahead to crash into me even if they wanted to

[lethal birch]

Oh yeah how do you use KERS

[pastel mantle]

so it makes easy overtakes

uh

LS I think

[lethal birch]

But like

[pastel mantle]

left stick

[lethal birch]

Is it just glorified NOS?

[pastel mantle]

idk, all I know is that you gain boost when braking (or not holding the gas)

[lethal birch]

https://tenor.com/view/jeremy-clarkson-jeremyclarkson-gif-4922356

your face when you drive

which reminds me of

https://img.gta5-mods.com/q95/images/maxwel-molecule/17afa2-untitled.1162.jpg

r plz

[haughty grove]

Im literally a god

[lethal birch]

🤠

okay this is epic

[lethal birch]

gotta love sparrow spawns

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[storm mica]

explain what

[lethal birch]

it also spawned in the ocean and split in half for me

[storm mica]

change to catto already smh

[fallen patio]

Follow Tenzinthegamer in twitch

[storm mica]

no

[fallen patio]

I stream MMO and GTA

[storm mica]

!rule 10

[tardy stone]

GTA Online Discord - Rule 10

Advertising and trading of any kind is prohibited. This applies to any services and begging as well.

Requested By

@storm mica

[lethal birch]

:/

[lethal birch]

[storm mica]

[nocturne otter]

nice

[foggy adder]

Any1 want to join my gang Southside Serpents

[lethal birch]

[storm mica]

boop

[wooden garnet]

boop

3-0

[severe garnet]

3-0 cry

[storm mica]

i should probably turn vc off
those annoying mfs in the background

[wooden garnet]

Why have vc on in the first place

Keep everyone muted

[storm mica]

in case of funny reactions
you never know

[wooden garnet]

hmm

GTA reactions, not a fan

game chat is good enough

[severe garnet]

I’d rather not hear anything instead of hearing a 12y/o calling me racial slurs and telling me they slept with my mom

[storm mica]

LOL

[wooden garnet]

[lethal birch]

btw why did kanade get beaned?

[wooden garnet]

wait

Kanade got banned?

[lethal birch]

yea

[wooden garnet]

tf

for what reason 😭

[lethal birch]

[wooden garnet]

😭

[lethal birch]

😭

[wooden garnet]

[wet trellis]

It gets better

[lethal birch]

did you get banned btw? @wet trellis

[dull inlet]

[lethal birch]

lmfao

Epic missile dodge

[storm mica]

n00b pilot flying into a pole smh

[wooden garnet]

😔

[lethal birch]

😔

[wooden garnet]

better missile dodge

[wet trellis]

@lethal birch yeah lol

[wooden pebble]

U can apply for the role of criminal mastermind here

[lethal birch]

banned from xbox live? or gtao?

[wooden garnet]

SCRAMJET 🥺

[compact whale]

Nice

[wooden pebble]

Nice

Tat landing hurt my ass

[wet trellis]

@lethal birch Xbox live

But can I be arsed playing a game by myself

No

[lethal birch]

permanent? :0

[wet trellis]

Long enough that my gold will expire

I'm not renewing it Xbox has gone to shit

[lethal birch]

[wooden garnet]

sadgest

[lethal birch]

Epic rpg

[wet trellis]

Can I also add the same guy was heavily abusing a God mode laser

So bad I had to quit and join another game through Xbox menu

But he'd added me and he joined again

Yet I'm sitting here with a ban for the good part of this year

[wooden garnet]

Slow bombing without height

eggbox friend request system is broken

why is it that until you reject the request, eggbox games consider the request sender to be your friend?

makes zero sense

[wet trellis]

And they can join anything you're doing

Griefing is so bad across platforms

[severe garnet]

On their side, it shows up as if you accepted the friend request

However

When they request to be your friend

It only shows up as

“ started following”

[wet trellis]

It's broken

[wooden garnet]

The entire logic of friend requests is broken on eggbox

[wet trellis]

Might just buy PC

[severe garnet]

Pretty much

[wet trellis]

Getting to old to be chat banned from an 18+ game

[severe garnet]

You can’t join their lobbies from Xbox

[wooden garnet]

Well, PC is kind of the sweet market if you fetish over gettin harassed in game

[compact whale]

Why?

[severe garnet]

But you can join their lobbies through gta

[wooden garnet]

The friend request feature considers anyone who sends a friend req to you as your friend, until you deny their request or block them

[wet trellis]

I didn't know they added me till they re joined the lobby

[wooden garnet]

Unlike literally every other system where you accept a friend request, until which the special features for frens don't get toggled

On eggbox you reject frens

[wet trellis]

Might get PC

[compact whale]

Lmao

[wet trellis]

Fancy my take at assetto Corsa with a wheel

[wooden garnet]

If you wanna buy a PC for GTA, don't

If you wanna buy a PC for gaming in general, go ahead but the market is pretty ass right now so wait if you can

fun

[compact whale]

Buying a pc just for one game is dumb in general

[wet trellis]

I'd want assetto Corsa mods

[storm mica]

yah man

[wet trellis]

And a propper SIM

It's also worth noting all my mates have left console at this point

[wooden garnet]

Honestly not so much if you main one game

Like, I'm getting a new gaming laptop soon™️ and being able to get decent performance in GTA is the top priority when checking for specs apart from obviously high storage for work stuff

[storm mica]

andre the big dum

wait

[wooden garnet]

Andre 😩

[storm mica]

😔

fuck volume

[wooden garnet]

idot

[wet trellis]

#VRecorderApp made with @VRecorderApp

I couldn't download it but here's my evidence that guy used godmode btw

[dawn thorn]

@lethal birch too far bud

[lethal birch]

they’re not wrong

well the sharkcard thing

at least is not wrong

or just be better

[wooden garnet]

tfw you record proof of godmode on eggbox

PC lobbies literally have walking proofs everywhere

[dawn thorn]

Wtf is eggbox

[wet trellis]

Because Xbox won't let me fight my claim 😂

[wooden garnet]

Why not use the eggbox record feature btw

I hear it's great

[dawn thorn]

Eggbox record feature is pog

[wet trellis]

I did. But I can't download the clip because I'm banned

[wooden garnet]

oof

oh yeah

[dawn thorn]

All i have to do is press this funni button on my controller and ez

[wooden garnet]

So you can't even export clips without live?

That's cringe

[wet trellis]

Nope

Cant do anything

[dawn thorn]

I can

[lethal birch]

i love marksman spam on jets

[dawn thorn]

just him

[wet trellis]

It kicked me off the game aswell lol

[wooden garnet]

Potato in a jet

[lethal birch]

idk why he kept flying straight at me

[dawn thorn]

Xbox media moment

[wooden garnet]

dat quality tho 😩

[dawn thorn]

Ikr 😩

[rocky mist]

where

[jagged peak]

i like the windmills one

thats the one i buy

[wooden garnet]

2, 3, and 4 are good

1 is a scam

rest are meh

[rocky mist]

thanks

[lethal birch]

how

[narrow warren]

Hello

[lethal birch]

@wise anvil

[wise anvil]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert the moderators.:exclamation:

[lethal birch]

[hexed sun]

Give me money or he dies

[mint grotto]

gawd damn i love this game

sunset so pretty

[golden harness]

@hexed sun Please keep the chatter relevant to GTA and refrain from spamming or LFGing.
For non-GTA chatting, please visit #community
Requested by: @compact whale

[snow spear]

Chillin' in Franklin's house.

[compact whale]

How

[severe garnet]

7 is good for speed running, 2 3 and 4 are the best overall

[snow spear]

Easiest way is Director Mode. This was Online tho.

[lethal birch]

hm?

[wooden garnet]

[lethal birch]

[wooden garnet]

Plastered hair

[lethal birch]

[tardy stone]

GTA Online Discord - Rule 7

Nicknames must be able to be mentioned. Zalgo, emojis, and others are prohibited.

For

@cunning seal

Requested By

@glad lance

[jagged peak]

rly need to use scramjet more

midair dodges are especially satisfying when they are intended

[lethal birch]

1. was that guy you killed a griefer or an anti griefer?
2. Do you work for Rockstar?

[jagged peak]

idk who that guy was

3 people org

me and my friend were just fighting them

and i dont work for rockstar

[lethal birch]

Ok thanks for responding to the questions

[jagged peak]

no problem

[wooden garnet]

[storm mica]

[remote laurel]

found some old pictures

kinda rare to see 4 randoms not killing each other

[jagged peak]

gets behind toreador le probleme?

[jagged peak]

just annihilator but eh

[sage pilot]

Hopped off the plane in Cayo Perico for the 1st time on PC, 8th time in total.

[lethal birch]

Game still looks like shit I see.

[half dawn]

For a 2013 game it's good

[rocky mist]

so

weve been doing emp set up

And then

watch closely

[robust abyss]

[static vessel]

F

[real perch]

made 250k more than you krasny

[storm mica]

massive poggers

[jagged peak]

@lethal birch im the teacher

chode can eat shit

[heady cairn]

just my nick thats it

[woven quest]

any one got five m and are down to play a zombie server

[jagged peak]

no

[unreal aspen]

that's literally chode's account

[jagged peak]

SpringyApple?

[unreal aspen]

yeah

[jagged peak]

Thats mine for a long ass time now

Chodes account is ModestMidget

My old acc got pbanned for adding like 34billion and he owed me an acc since he doesnt play gta alot anymore

He has more then ten of em anyways

[lethal birch]

Bro

[lethal birch]

Sheeeeeeeesh

[jagged peak]

He got it pbanned not me so 🤷

[wanton flame]

So close

[lethal birch]

wtf

[wanton flame]

[jagged hawk]

How are y’all still getting panther

[lethal birch]

they got the panther in the last week

[lethal birch]

[pure finch]

Meh

[trim sluice]

Hey everyone, I’ll be playing some Cayo on Twitch. Just went live, feel free to hop in whenever and check out my progress! ✅

https://www.Twitch.tv/Koushiro3

[lethal birch]

lets just say some people use glitches

[lethal birch]

drug filter

[restive fractal]

Shining shoes confirmed

[lethal birch]

rgb shoes

gaming shoes

[sand quest]

rainbow shoe

[lethal birch]

drip

[wooden pebble]

Cringe

[lethal birch]

12.9k

wao

[wooden garnet]

bad

[trim sluice]

The PS3 days are far behind me, so I haven’t actually killed any human player in several years. That killstreak tho

[wooden pebble]

Ikr. Cringe

[trim sluice]

Gotta live the cringe life ✅

[amber laurel]

dunno much about gta strats but looks impressive tbh

[wooden pebble]

thats impressive ,highly

but cringe too

this my character 😦

[jagged hawk]

shouldve done that but who cares

[lethal birch]

i'm not sure if prision guards are allowed to dye their hair lol

[lethal birch]

😋

[idle galleon]

clearly, you. you did ask.

[jagged hawk]

I meant that I should've done this glitch

[lethal birch]

man, I shouldn't have sold my starling

[jagged peak]

i regret renaming myself

[lethal birch]

"The Lamenter"

Sounds edgy

[jagged peak]

not in discord

i guess

[lethal birch]

Still edgy

[jagged peak]

its kind of a wordplay for griefer

meant to be ironic

but i can see it sounding edgy

[lethal birch]

"StarlingAbuser"

Ok thats a good one ngl

[jagged peak]

i wouldn't like to talk about it

i did it to tilt my friend and now i cant change it back for a year

[lethal birch]

now become a starling cultist

[jagged peak]

im gonna collect scramjet clips now

i'll do starling later

or whenever i need to fight someone with it

[lethal birch]

i should learn how to use the scramjet too

[cerulean mist]

Cinematic Showcase / Highlights Edit of various car meets I have been to synced with music

https://youtu.be/gIgK8PR4B_Q

[wooden pebble]

[coarse sage]

https://www.instagram.com/p/CPaDVIIFTKH/?utm_medium=copy_link

[dusky timber]

grinding rp

[wooden garnet]

well this is contradictory

His YT top speed testing lists the mk1 at 139.3mph or something

[wooden garnet]

what is that RP even for 😱

jesus christ that's a lot 😱

[dusky timber]

figured i can try to push for 1700

[severe garnet]

Me when I can’t see the vid on mobile 😔

[wooden garnet]

Mobile discord broken

Just download the vid

👍

Seriously though, what's that RP from?

[dusky timber]

wrs

[wooden garnet]

That isn't a lap though

or do you not get wr lap RP at the end of the lap?

[dusky timber]

its delayed bc too much rp

[wooden garnet]

wowee

[dusky timber]

i can show

[wooden garnet]

Go ahead sir

fookin moders on pc man, ruin mah race everytim 😔

[severe garnet]

Imagine racing with randoms

Smh

[lethal birch]

Imagine racing

[severe garnet]

[cerulean mist]

a guide on various vehices which are useful to drift with in gta - showcasing my top 5 favourite and the driving style and methods needed to drift with them :

https://youtu.be/wAbjA2raaZo

@lethal birch ^ look in there that kinda shows what I was talking about in #gta-vehicles

[lethal birch]

isnt that just smashing the handbrake

[idle galleon]

vicious spiral brought the 811 back to life just makes it go weeeeeeee

going past the emerus/kriegers/deveste8s like peanuts

[cerulean mist]

Mostly no

[summer junco]

Office Garage

[unreal granite]

nice cars

[rocky mist]

what are you doing step yacht >////<

[lethal birch]

why does your window look like that

[rocky mist]

cuz im playing in window mode otherwise i cant make ss

also windows 7

[lethal birch]

:0

you could use nvidia experience if you have nvidia gpu :P

[rocky mist]

i have it bot not using it

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[lethal birch]

huh

[rocky mist]

how do i check it xD

[jagged peak]

wait how did bolt get muted

[unreal granite]

gg

[rocky mist]

mk2 goes brrrrr

[jagged peak]

would've been even easier with thermal

but thermal is bad for clips

[dark fog]

[rocky mist]

meybe there is still somebody that want to know what plays durning casino hesit drinking whisky

[dark fog]

[solar nest]

I don't suck on air srry

[rocky mist]

almost 2mln

[solar nest]

Nice

[jagged peak]

@oblique nest

its funny how exploitable toreador is when ur behind it

[oblique nest]

Yeah it like flips after getting hit

I literally beat one using a regina 😭

[jagged peak]

as long as ur not driving straight at their missiles and ur driving slightly to the side u can easily just head on a toreador turn around and destroy them

exactly what happened yesterday

[oblique nest]

At this point

I’m sure that literally anything can counter toreador

[jagged peak]

i couldnt clip all coz my replay buffer is set to 13-15 seconds

[pliant path]

Hello

I am new

[oblique nest]

Ok

[compact nova]

outfit

[compact nova]

hi new

I’m rosesco

[oblique nest]

Griefer drip

[pliant path]

Rosescomakes me wanna leave now

[jagged peak]

can u guess what my outfit is based off of 👀

[oblique nest]

theprofessional?

[jagged peak]

no

but thats a good idea

[oblique nest]

yoo i wanna make a prof outfit and go destroy shit with it

Go against everything he says

[compact nova]

tbh with u

[jagged peak]

my outfit is based off the luftwaffe

[compact nova]

I made it cus I wasn’t a fan of the panties outfits

I don’t use it a lot but it looks cool

[jagged peak]

i also have a white feather looking outfit

[oblique nest]

should have guessed

[oblique nest]

one sec

[compact nova]

two sec

[oblique nest]

I’ll show my drip

[compact nova]

yes show

Still waiting ruddi

[oblique nest]

Yo wait it’s gta you know how it is

[compact nova]

smh

[oblique nest]

I had to reset cause I got stuck in clouds

[compact nova]

[oblique nest]

😔

[compact nova]

I thought the kosatka glitch would be fixed by now

But obviously it isn’t

[compact nova]

[jagged peak]

heres with the hat

[compact nova]

[jagged peak]

its pretty basic but i've never been an outfit guy

[oblique nest]

Get ready

[wooden garnet]

[oblique nest]

it’s loading

[compact nova]

hi bolt

[compact nova]

Me ready

[wooden garnet]

henlo

[oblique nest]

Finally

[compact nova]

Woah

I’ll show you my tryhard outfit

[oblique nest]

Stripper?

[compact nova]

idk if u can even call it that

no

No stripper

Im not 9 years old

[oblique nest]

@wooden garnet you know it

[compact nova]

I love the shirt

[wooden garnet]

It looks nice

[oblique nest]

Then you look up

[glass mortar]

ruddi wtf

you were supposed to destroy the tryhards

[wooden garnet]

Without the quad lens

[glass mortar]

not join them

[wooden garnet]

[compact nova]

YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE

[oblique nest]

Always have if you know what I’m saying 😉

[wooden garnet]

He dresses as a tryhard to blend among the tryhard

then he attaches stocky bomb to his vest and goes to base

[oblique nest]

Yeah

[compact nova]

[wooden garnet]

Ugliest outfit, go.

[oblique nest]

Wth is that monocle

Oh ugly outfit competition? One sec

[wooden garnet]

S&S monolens

[glass mortar]

isnt there outfit wizards for pc

[wooden garnet]

Cringy glitch though

[glass mortar]

to get shit u cant normally get

cuz r* is unga bunga

[wooden garnet]

There's always shit on PC

[glass mortar]

does fivem

have regular black canvas sneakers

[compact nova]

Im not tryhard I don’t know how to make

[wooden garnet]

I would assume so, but I have not made any custom outfits on FiveM except my starter outfit which I made when creating a character so

[wooden garnet]

No neons

[wooden garnet]

neon bad

[compact nova]

no

[frail condor]

grand-theft-auto

[wooden garnet]

I would say this is my ugliest outfit but this is kinda sexy ngl 😳

Also ugly, not secretly sexy at all

[frail condor]

yeah that really is ugly

[wooden garnet]

The resolution on that pic is ass

[compact nova]

Just to piss everyone off

[wooden garnet]

Ugliest though

[compact nova]

I’m gonna send this

[wooden garnet]

it makes me cringe internally

[compact nova]

Read emoji name bolt

[oblique nest]

Piss me off by sending alien outfit

[compact nova]

Ok

I gotchu

[frail condor]

tiddies sticking out

[compact nova]

yes

[frail condor]

whoaaaaaa

[compact nova]

woahhh

[oblique nest]

Hangar 😀

[frail condor]

tula 😀

[wooden garnet]

default layout 🤮

[oblique nest]

It’s the best one

[wooden garnet]

better

don't look at the Pyro, it looks better now

and the Akula

and that ugly ass Blue Lazer

[frail condor]

the whole hangar is ugly

[oblique nest]

Why does yours look so much bigger

[wooden garnet]

look big now?

[oblique nest]

Nah looks like mine 😄

[wooden garnet]

I still want this in the game

😩

been too long since a new plane

[oblique nest]

I almost thought that was real I was like wtf when

[wooden garnet]

no visible starling

never mind, I'm blind

I thought it was part of the hook okay

[oblique nest]

lol I was gonna say it’s right in the middle of the picture

one sec I’m gonna buy something

[wooden garnet]

Imagine not having a chrome jet

[oblique nest]

🤮

[wooden garnet]

🤮 indeed

[oblique nest]

But man

from my view

Chrome is easier to see than stock colors

[wooden garnet]

eh

Who cares about practicality

[oblique nest]

I have that lazer in the front as a dark steel or whatever it was

[wooden garnet]

oop, wrong chrome

🤭

[oblique nest]

It is actually invisible at night

and I have another lazer for day time

It’s some other steel, absolutely can’t distinguish it

[wooden garnet]

practicality 🤮

epik plaen

[oblique nest]

Have you heard the zombie chopper exhaust man

[wooden garnet]

In GTA IV

Not in GTA V unless it spawns in story mode

[oblique nest]

One sec

[unkempt cloud]

Alkanost Coin to the moon

[wooden garnet]

It already went to the moon, flew backwards and crashed down

[unkempt cloud]

F

[wooden garnet]

@unkempt cloud

Wish it wasn't this dark, but whatever

[frail condor]

I'm still confused on how you do that

[wooden garnet]

Go back, hold the Pitch Down button instead of Pitch Up

With enough speed, you'll automatically go nose up

[light jungle]

New reason to buy the sharper dorito

[unkempt cloud]

Looks harder than it is

I am sure rockstar managed to break sth with its physics to make it feel better

[wooden garnet]

It feels like paper

If paper weighed like 10 kilos

[light jungle]

I remember watching ghillie stand it up like that

Not fly just like sit there

[wooden garnet]

I tried making it stand on the rear, it always fell down

I was trying alone, so I got bored fairly quickly

[unkempt cloud]

I would join you but at work

[wooden garnet]

I'm not playing, that's an old clip

[light jungle]

Fps reee

Heh cool

[wooden garnet]

Yeah, OBS bad

[light jungle]

Imagine standing 5 up

[wooden garnet]

I switched to using simple Rockstar Editor since

[light jungle]

And just domino effect

[wooden garnet]

[light jungle]

Ah I c

[unkempt cloud]

Should have guessed

[lethal birch]

here

[compact whale]

Idk

[lethal birch]

and see how there isnt a dot?

[wooden garnet]

Did you whip out a sticky bomb?

[lethal birch]

so i wasnt holding anything and i dont think i even got shot with missles

[lethal birch]

nope

[wooden garnet]

that's sus then

[lethal birch]

yep

[wooden garnet]

The bush is blocking all sight

[unkempt cloud]

Shouldnt happen

[lethal birch]

and i have never survived more than 20 missiles in it. always dies from an opressor

[unkempt cloud]

On pc id say hacks

[lethal birch]

nah look when you are holding a weapon or throwable there is a dot that shows where you are aiming and there wasnt one

[wooden garnet]

Yeah, that is true

[lethal birch]

and am not sure how he would make a sticky explode if hes shooting at the glass

[unkempt cloud]

Also the shots dont really go past the vehicle

Ye

[wooden garnet]

At least I guess this can prove the glass is bulletproof

As to how he managed to explode a half track using ARs, very sussy

[lethal birch]

yea am telling you its glitched as hell. Like my avenger sometimes only takes 1 homing to destroy

[unkempt cloud]

Yep

[lethal birch]

got killed twice because of a glitch like that. But putting the amour at 80% fixed it. I should try that on the halftrack

[unkempt cloud]

Thats a fairly known issue with the avenger

[wooden garnet]

The Avenger armor bug is fairly common since it's scripted armor or whatever

But that doesn't happen with the Half Track, or any land vehicle I'm aware of

[unkempt cloud]

Ye same

[lethal birch]

yea same. that has only happend on the halftrack for me. very annoying

[dusky timber]

not bad

[wooden garnet]

haker

[dusky timber]

no u 🔩

[wooden garnet]

😔 booli

[compact whale]

What the hell’s that emoji, never seen it before

[dusky timber]

🔩

[compact whale]

There are so many emojis no one uses

[lethal birch]

bolt

and nut

[glad lance]

🔤

that is the least used emoji

[rapid laurel]

Why is Pavel using a pipe wrench to fix a circuit breaker

[wooden garnet]

is how we do it in Moder Rossiya

[edgy anchor]

If you can use a condom to fix a lada oil leak you can use a monkey wrench to fix a Russian circuit breaker

[unkempt cloud]

How else you gonna break a Circuit if not with blunt force?

[drifting garnet]

My setups disapeared for no reason how do I fix this?

The target was diamonds

[severe garnet]

It’s a bug when you have diamonds for a long time iirc

[drifting garnet]

Oh

[severe garnet]

Happened to me one time

I kept my diamond heist for a month and my arcade reset

[drifting garnet]

That's rude of the game not telling it

I never know this kind of information I always have to find out ingame

[wooden garnet]

Nikooo, lets go bowling

[trim sluice]

I suppose I should do my diamond heist then that I never finished, sitting on the finale haha.

[wooden pebble]

jams

[queen sluice]

How do I get permission to post files

[random crow]

gotta be level 5 in the server

[queen sluice]

Thx

[compact whale]

Lmao

[random crow]

i blew it up

but did u see the other clip @compact whale

[compact whale]

This one?

[random crow]

[compact whale]

Yeah, motorcycles r dangerous

[random crow]

thats not the first time it happened either

[jagged peak]

nothing impressive but how tf did the luxor blow up

[wooden garnet]

Bump

boop

[jagged peak]

like how

it just went kaboom after grazing the ground with landing gear

[wooden garnet]

Happens sometimes, weird physics when people are in vehicles compared to when they're not

[compact whale]

Very Michael Bay

[jagged peak]

yeah unnesecary explosion

[lethal birch]

SO COOL

[lethal birch]

and abt the snow my dad mods

yeah he plays gta

[severe garnet]

Man of culture for using the pigalle

[reef star]

why cant i send pics

[trim sluice]

You aren’t level 5

[dusky timber]

bc he's dumb of course

[jagged peak]

ugly scramjet

[lethal birch]

Do u want me to do it black matte and flames

?

[jagged peak]

white with red pinstripes

speedracer

mach five

[lethal birch]

Fineee but im a weeabo

[jagged peak]

speedracer is from japan tho

[lethal birch]

Okay

[lethal birch]

:O blue racer with modded crew purple and ultra blue!U cant change my mind im doing it

[pastel mantle]

good first race of today

[patent ibex]

yall wana see something cool?

[wooden pebble]

Tight finish

[rapid laurel]

[static flare]

Crew colors arent mods??

Also about the speed racer thing

You’re obviously a mainstream “weaboo” if anything cus look

[dusky timber]

some peoples be calling unconventional crew colors modded because that makes these colors cooler

[static flare]

Makes them sound cooler?

[jagged peak]

"modded" cars even tho its just a glitch

so cringy

[static flare]

We in #gta-vehicles call it the “ps4 stereotype “

Anything unobtainable in LS customs on every car is considered modded to them

Even if its a stock car that was trade glitched

“Modded”

[jagged peak]

"yo bro you got an moc with f1's" 🤮

"Im looking to trade for bennys f1's rainbow cum anti aircraft trailer"

wants me want to commit arson

[static flare]

“Rate?” pulls up hellfire on big bar rims with a weird purple color

[jagged peak]

only f1s i have are scramjet and i didnt even glitch em myself

atleast those looks good with mach5 paintjob

[static flare]

There are very few non formula 1 cars the wheels look good on

I think the hustler or hotknife is included there

[jagged peak]

idk my imagination when it comes to cars isnt that big

only cars that i drive that arent weaponized is 900r and comet retro

[golden harness]

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[pulsar totem]

Ok bot

Bot is bot

Bot bot

Is bot

Suck my cock hahshweheheh

Funn

[frail condor]

U aren't funE

[cerulean mist]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fw27P3nd8w0

This video showcases me achieving the world record lap time for one of the new gta 5 stunt races added as part of the may 27th event week - Sun Sea and Chicanes - I got a world record lap twice in a row using the Grotti Turismo Classic and thought it was pretty cool so I decided to share it with you guys!

[light pike]

Gg

[storm mica]

@nocturne otter

[nocturne otter]

Nice shot

[patent ibex]

is that a female voice?

[hearty trout]

these aren't supposed to be here...

[wooden garnet]

but they are

[hearty trout]

yes and no

[storm mica]

first time?
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/662774504149483550/813211028770127893/Screenshot_33.png

[wooden garnet]

kil

[hearty trout]

those are the cargo planes

seen those many times

the 747s

not as much

[frail condor]

Savor the rare moment then

[compact gazelle]

Dear god

[wooden garnet]

[hearty trout]

i am going to do cayo perico heist

after not playing this game

for like 2 months

no

more

[compact gazelle]

Tell El Rubio I said hi

[storm mica]

rocket spam crihard😔

[wooden garnet]

boo

mad cuz bad

[compact gazelle]

Ah yes, because it takes skill to fire over 10 rockets at someone from behind a corner giving them no chance to fight back

[wooden garnet]

:(

[frail condor]

yeah ur bad

haha

[wanton flame]

kek

[wooden garnet]

😦

[storm mica]

explosions are ebik >:(

[wooden garnet]

moder scoom

[storm mica]

das my frien
not me >:(

[wooden garnet]

who care

fren is bad, u is bad

[storm mica]

me bad
so u bad too

[wooden garnet]

shut

don't use logic against me, it doesn't suit you

boo

[storm mica]

[lethal birch]

what is this?

🤨

[frail condor]

him dying

[storm mica]

rpg spamming because of boredom

[lethal birch]

🤠

[frail condor]

caramelldansen

[untold oar]

What happened to Dead PC @wooden garnet

[lethal birch]

dad?

[compact whale]

Local resistance?

[lethal birch]

those purple flares at

0:04

[wooden garnet]

ded pc?

[wooden garnet]

uwu

[lethal birch]

dad pc

[wooden garnet]

Man's spamming clown effects

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[frail condor]

Also called the Dark Boi12 effect

[wooden garnet]

It's a fun effect

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[lethal birch]

@wooden garnet

now it shall sit in my garage forever

[wooden garnet]

epicness

[lethal birch]

should I keep the suspension stock it seems to bounce too much

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[lethal birch]

yea I'm changing the suspension back to stock it's literally getting stuck on kerbs

[wooden garnet]

literally merges the front of the car into the wall on the first ride

good one

[inner shore]

Sounds like a scam or what?

[lethal birch]

[wooden garnet]

idot why're you trying to parkour with this

just drift

[lethal birch]

I was just going on a rampage

[wooden garnet]

Learn how to powerslide and boost

That be helpful for cmm

Otherwise shoo

[lethal birch]

I just boosted, hit the fence and the vigilante somehow launched itself there

[wooden garnet]

dum

Also, install one of Quitter or Guardian @lethal birch

If someone dies, we might need to dashboard quickly

[lethal birch]

what's that

[wooden garnet]

I personally use Quitter

App to make solo pubs/suspend internet for X seconds/crash self game

[lethal birch]

[wooden garnet]

Hotkey based btw

I use Ctrl + Shift + Backspace for solo pubs

Ctrl + Shift + Enter for suspending

Crash game not useful at all unless you wanna rage quit

[lethal birch]

I need to make an account for something that I'll use once

[wooden garnet]

Gamer Nexus account

It's a useful account men

Well, the app is at least

I use it since I installed it

Took me about 3 months to install the damn app after my fren asked me to but whatever

[lethal birch]

gamer nexus account?

[wooden garnet]

Mod site

For singleplayer mods

[lethal birch]

oh

yea i downloaded adult mods for saints row a few years ago from this site

@wooden garnet so should I default to using ctrl shift backspace or ctrl shift enter

[wooden garnet]

Whatever you want men

I set mine to those since I'm confortable using those keys

[lethal birch]

alright I'll just use backspace then

oh

[wooden garnet]

Don't bind it to a hotkey you might press while playing

[lethal birch]

I thought you meant the hotkeys are automatically set

[wooden garnet]

I set my crash game to Shift + Alt one

I accidentally crashed my game when brakeboosting

[lethal birch]

how do I set it up

[wooden garnet]

Install it, open it, set the hotkeys

[lethal birch]

actually is it even allowed to talk about that in this server since it's technically a mod

[wooden garnet]

Yeah, it's hardly a mod, it's more of a macro if you will

Most basic program you can install

[lethal birch]

how do I open a .rar file

[lethal birch]

bruh

[wooden garnet]

this what it looks like

[lethal birch]

or did I download the wrong thing

winrar or 7zip

[lethal birch]

7zip

[wooden garnet]

Winrar

[lethal birch]

winrar paid

7zip

[wooden garnet]

Who pays Winrar

[lean basin]

It's easy

[wooden garnet]

I've never paid winrar

They just ask you to get the official version

[lethal birch]

winrar or 7zip

[wooden garnet]

There's literally no features restricted if you don't pay

Nothing very important to the casual user anyway

[lethal birch]

i dont like that pop up

[wooden garnet]

No one do

[lethal birch]

for buying winrar

winrar or 7zip

[wooden garnet]

But it's a good safe app

[wooden garnet]

Whatever

[lethal birch]

guess I'll go 7zip

[wooden garnet]

idot

et voila

[lethal birch]

and yes and it's one of those with a dozen different download versions

[wooden garnet]

ez solo pub

[wooden garnet]

just download the latest one

I haven't updated mine since I downloaded it, hasn't done anything fishy ever

It's the simplest program, as i say

[lean basin]

Werst, 're you in a crew?

[lethal birch]

yes, my own actually

[lean basin]

Alrighty

[lethal birch]

but I don't wanna get banned so I'm not gonna go into that

[wooden garnet]

😳

[lethal birch]

I just can't figure out how to use 7zip

[lean basin]

Do you like to join us, Werst?

[lethal birch]

no

[lean basin]

ok

[lethal birch]

why you ask

[lean basin]

Because...

[lethal birch]

[lean basin]

Bolt and Reese are already in, so thought you might

[wooden garnet]

SekC army, more like, Sussy army 😳

[lethal birch]

@wooden garnet so do I just need to set the keys and never have to think about it again

[wooden garnet]

I like the EPIX logo more than the STOK I had before, so I set it to my active crew

[wooden garnet]

On Quitter? You can set the keybinds, get a little used to them so whenever someone dies you can hit them instantly so you don't lose cmm progress

As I said before, don't set them to anything you might press while playing the game

Like LShift + A + W

[lean basin]

Will add 4 more designs of that, in summer!

[wooden garnet]

epic

[lethal birch]

I know but what I'm asking is once I sort the keybinds out I don't need to bother with opening quitter again unless I need to change them right

[wooden garnet]

You need to have Quitter open while playing GTA to be able to use the hotkeys

[lean basin]

Keep it on the task bar, imo

[wooden garnet]

And running as admin btw

[lethal birch]

oh

[wooden garnet]

Without admin it can't do shit

Well, if you run it without admin it'll highlight all the useless features in red, so you'll know

Just open quitter when you launch GTA and then forget about it

[lethal birch]

wait so do I need to run it as admin for solo pub and terminate

[wooden garnet]

yeah

[lethal birch]

how

[wooden garnet]

Right Click > Run as Administrator

idot

[lethal birch]

when I right click it it only shows quitter and unpin from taskbar