gta-media

[lethal birch]

lmfao

[nocturne otter]

Ah yes ofc

[lethal birch]

https://www.gta5-mods.com/vehicles/toyota-celica?__cf_chl_jschl_tk__=74f6850abb09943868b4d052f9ab21c6a20d6a8e-1621835049-0-AQzDyR7mazyReO4n6joAcEoYRpJwM67gEAj-3eStZ3NB6pH7aMkQZixSFzSR_1hYtfY3cUH9CW_ppB2EtCyxg4rlQToo4HAmcy5GAVebRYL14E1qM4LG3oxjhkci1HKeuxaumI9G9Zmv96PHbgxI2D-6x3yqpxpDDOfkc98QKVs7iSRGClTUN7eV8Bat-bKs-AyUfWk91I4NWpX1sJs5U0BU0fTYLZyRspL5iGTHW_Fh3rDLUaXmrEsydXWhNxahNaLvZWGXsYa8K84LEXGaz78kNw7-5n02NhwrdfdKM69Ixn5aZkOeSdR2oVcH--_6HHjnQG3CywzoLUSBqigCcJo3NXZH7_o3fCqH1IuPQL-CpqTWYphIVVRczYjMwtJUFzq47G_mD2_3iVK_zXQqsqCFyOR7i5lLqRzD-bq5bE2g

damn

that link tho

xd

[wooden garnet]

idot didn't even rename the car to a lore friendly name, he just saw Karin + Celica = Karin Celica GTA name

well this is a nice explanation of the GTA Online Car Meet DLC

[nocturne otter]

[lethal birch]

peepo only fans when

[dusky timber]

that has been reduced to 8 minutes

[storm mica]

Right on the mark

[wooden garnet]

wowee, youtube becoming more generous by the day

and idots exploiting the shit out of it

[cerulean mist]

You only need 8 mins for mid roll ads now not 10

[pastel terrace]

CAR Meet😍🔥

[bronze urchin]

https://youtu.be/mFdvfZsJDk4

[cerulean mist]

Can people post gta videos here?

Scum

[wooden garnet]

🤭

[lethal birch]

https://youtu.be/lEm1SfKcmpY @grand flare without driver it took 14 missiles

[grand flare]

Without... I haven't seen an insurgent in combat without someone in it

[lethal birch]

@wooden garnet how do you think I can make this style outfit look better than full black

I've struggled to make an outfit of this style better not full black

[wooden garnet]

I would say go full Aiden Pierce with a dark brown coat but there's no proper coats in GTA

It looks decent as is

[lethal birch]

guess I'm gonna fail to change my outfit for the millionth time

aiden pierce on drugs

😔

[wooden garnet]

😔

[grand flare]

https://youtu.be/LPTwa4tNBTs
@wooden garnet from 4 mins

[carmine jasper]

This looks weird.

[wooden garnet]

hmm, I wonder why the gears shift when you try to actually powerslide

couldn't possibly be because of braking

[lethal birch]

modders be supporting the lgbt community

😎

[wooden garnet]

Why do I not have perms to send stuff to this channel

Did the Rank 250 role break my shit?

[pastel terrace]

there is a glitch idk my friend did it

[lethal birch]

lmfao

thanks

bringing it up

[severe garnet]

There’s nothing more sad than this

[wooden garnet]

air horn intensifies

[severe garnet]

Clown horn best horn

[wooden garnet]

Liberty City horn best horn

[grand flare]

You said you hold handbrake. I tap it few times. 3 at max.

[wooden garnet]

Holding a handbrake will just make you stop

[grand flare]

You said you hold it and toreador doesn't turn. When I'll be home I'll drive in toreador a bit

[wooden garnet]

Alrighty

fkin role perms

[lethal birch]

c:

cry

[wooden garnet]

shut

[cerulean mist]

This video is a manhunt challenge- inspired by various GTA 5 Manhunt, GTA V Hide and Seek and Survive The Hunt Challenges mashed up together to create a new (better) version

https://youtu.be/89s2awksvkg

[lethal birch]

hmmmm

imagine manhunt but without armored/armed vehicles

[cerulean mist]

But then where would be the fun

[grand flare]

And handbrake only helps initiate drift but isn't needed.

[vestal elm]

Jail days or counting how many supplies from bunker are completed

[lethal birch]

jail days

[dusky timber]

[vestal elm]

someone gets it thanks ! A few things missing in my bucket list : one award left FINALLY (golf hole in one), the bunker Easter Egg, Fill a Titan with ppl, complete all the R* created stuff once

[mental obsidian]

[lethal birch]

dont you need to do like 500+ supply missions to get the ufo bunker supply mission? hm

[dusky timber]

600

[vestal elm]

indeed 600 to get a chance to trigger it currently at 240

[severe garnet]

Supply mission like... not buying?

[vestal elm]

yes actually doing them

[severe garnet]

Must be a very long and tiring process

[vestal elm]

yes ! I try to do like 5-10 a day , but sometimes I just give up

atleast getting the panther for the award got me motivated :)!

[lethal birch]

I just wanted to do hangar business

[sand quest]

[glad lance]

how many rules is that

earrape and gamer word at least

[wooden garnet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/787708248446730291/791954701250854923/image0.gif

[severe garnet]

Epic embed fail

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/787708248446730291/791954701250854923/image0.gif

[wooden garnet]

oi

Suffering from success

😩

[lethal birch]

[wooden garnet]

It's not epic when it happens to me 😩

ban embed fails

[restive fractal]

Ain't bad for a biker?

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[gusty dock]

multi million dollar motorcycle lol

[azure geyser]

Does anyone know the street/road this picture is at?

[lethal birch]

Cool for him

I just hate people like this

[wooden garnet]

[severe garnet]

oh no!

anyway

[lethal birch]

Lol

I see you are man of culture

[compact whale]

Ew those eyes

[gusty dock]

or lack of eyes

[nocturne otter]

@rapid laurel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zEO3jQJCmw

[rapid laurel]

amazing

[nocturne otter]

[rapid laurel]

im against griefing but i can make an exception

[nocturne otter]

same

Ngl I enjoyed that moment

[dusky timber]

unwanted highlights is cringe

as much as i hate mr ross for the boss, please don't post unwanted highlights here

[wooden garnet]

[storm mica]

haven't checked in mrboss in a while
8 videos regarding gta VI in 2 weeks

nice

[lethal birch]

Certified wrecked

[frail condor]

isn't that a war crime

[compact whale]

It isn’t a war crime if you win

[cerulean mist]

A short and detailed explanation of how to easily and consistently hit the double clutch or mid-drive speed boost trick in gta 5 online - you car must be rwd

https://youtu.be/1srVjHydx4I

[cerulean mist]

Geneva convention doesn’t apply to Americans lmao

[compact whale]

*geneva suggestion

[hidden glade]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/726015850741760022/846429791589761074/unknown.png?width=1191&height=670

Tony be like: nothing sus

[compact whale]

Pegasus

[hidden glade]

heh

[trim lotus]

why your guy lookin so fresh

[heady cairn]

YALL

[sleek hazel]

SUS

[wooden garnet]

AMOGUS

[heady cairn]

a guy on r/gtaonline reported me for "alt accounts to evade ban" 2nd time. wtf is wrong with people

i sometimes grief ppl but like bru

u have to be so stupid for this shit

i had 1400 karma

whyyy

[lethal birch]

which language is that :0

[wooden garnet]

Hmm

[heady cairn]

im guessing either chinnese or japanese

[lethal birch]

I'm back motherfuckers

Supriseeee

[lethal birch]

Belle delphine is bad

[jagged peak]

thats why you dont use shitty reddit

imagine getting banned because you play the game and the losers cant take it so they ban you in the only platform they have power on

[grand flare]

@wooden garnet https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35VDOa7dkq4 With kuruma, drifting no handbrake. thats first video i recorded, didnt prepare shit. next is teodor

you can drift well if you know how to. i dont know how to do it well but i can do it well enough.
As i said before, handbrake is just to do it easier.

in rl as well, you drive, pull handbrake, ur tires will lock and thats it. then u steer to initiate the drift and u no longer use it. Atleast i dont in winters

[heady cairn]

yeah

[lethal birch]

@wooden garnet https://www.reddit.com/r/hittableFaces/comments/asmiaw/this_clickbating_pos/

Suprise motherfuckers I'm back once again

Stop putting me in badsport

Dick

[lethal birch]

[grand flare]

u say mk2 isnt op cause u cant use it?

[lethal birch]

I am a pro gta skateboarder

[grand flare]

yep. as i guessed. the broomstick is op and you dont know how to abuse it

[lethal birch]

Ignore the shit frames, I play on a base console and screen caps are normally laggy

[grand flare]

if u knew how to use it you wouldnt say its as good as every other weaponized car

[lethal birch]

I want it

https://img.gta5-mods.com/q95/images/citylights-v1-visualparadox/9d20ba-enb2018_8_14_20_23_29.jpg

any idea of what graphics mod is this

[signal leaf]

gta san andreas graphics when i was 9 years old

[lethal birch]

This weapon will surpass metal gear

[signal leaf]

ewww i just step at milk

[pliant beacon]

cayo perico

[nocturne otter]

Just asking, why not?

Cause he's griefing someone?

[odd lintel]

who wants money

[peak matrix]

someone took away all my guns in gta except for my main weapons

[kindred pebble]

How

32 million

[pliant beacon]

😁

[pliant beacon]

coding

[unborn stump]

@nocturne otter I was doing cayo and instead of the game making me pick up gold it broke the animation and I was stuck in A-pose

Gta is a perfect game with no obvious flaws

[nocturne otter]

Your outfit tho

[unborn stump]

Yes booba

[serene turret]

Reasons why we quick restarted number 9384839492

[lethal birch]

Mk2 spammer gets clowned on

[subtle ginkgo]

requested my dinghy

[ebon whale]

Looks normal

[lethal birch]

Bender was not disappointed with you

[wanton flame]

I think your mate might be able to push you far enough away to break the bug

That's worked for me before when either of us got stuck when trying to enter certain animations in the Heist

[lethal birch]

He went down the stairs no problem

[kindred oracle]

is this for real? I got it on first try
Or it offers to players a full chance to get it...?

[subtle ginkgo]

you a meant to get it first try

i thought i was lucky to

[lethal birch]

A lot of people did lol

I actually read the bit where it says it’s guaranteed

[subtle ginkgo]

i never read the text when loading in, i just watch yt while gtao loads for an hour

[lethal birch]

I read them if it’s a new picture I never seen before

[subtle ginkgo]

i like to see vehicle discounts but thats abt it

[lethal birch]

F

Literally

[subtle ginkgo]

are all of these clips from just now lmao

[restive fractal]

Chinese

[lethal birch]

LMAO

[wanton flame]

[lethal birch]

Godmode user caught in 4k

[wooden pebble]

More like 240p

[wooden pebble]

open shirt for a girl

[unborn stump]

@carmine jasper when the game is as buggy as it is... yes

Got stuck in a-pose trying to pick up gold and the animation broke

[carmine jasper]

That has never happened to me after replaying cph for 70+ times. Ether bad internet or just a Xbox thing

[unborn stump]

Better yet how about when the game just doesn’t let you fucking get your money

[carmine jasper]

Bugs aren’t a solid argument to say a heist is bad especially when it has to do with your platform/internet. That only makes a heist bad or worse then something you consider better for yourself not everyone

Excuse my spelling I just woke up

[unborn stump]

But what I’m saying is Bogdan is more reliable for the sakes of not being endangered of anything breaking

Literally just kill guys, do cutscene, leave

[carmine jasper]

That might be true but I personally never had a problem with cph personally

[unborn stump]

Or better yet sit in a boat, pick up teammate, leave

But it’s just objectively easier for the sakes of it having less steps to mess up

And less steps for rockstar to.... do rockstar things

[wooden pebble]

Whole lot of crying today

[wooden garnet]

Really nice clip, I especially like the wild Khanjali appearing out of nowhere in the session 🤭
My point, what you're doing with both the Toreador and Kuruma is called Powersliding, and not the same as Drifting though it seems pretty similar.

Tapping brakes to induce oversteer (handbrakes in most cases) when you approach a corner is what you call a powerslide. A drift, is when you hold an oversteer induced before (in a powerslide), carry it to another corner and then use the revvs to clear the corner approaching it before the apex

Sadly, no car in GTA is specifically built in a drift spec model, and so none can inherently drift without abusing some of GTA's quirky driving/boosting mechanics

I wish I could send files in this channel but the Level 250 role messed up my perms 😔

[storm mica]

Gta driving mechanic sucks for drifting

[wooden garnet]

Driving Mechanics are good for drifting. The cars aren't built for drifting

Mainly what Broughy calls Handbrake Boosting, casuals call Double Clutching

Just as a reference, this is an actual drift spec car in GTA (obviously in FiveM)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=St3Kmwb_yWw&t=38s

These do not require handbrakes obviously since they're built to lose traction due to over-revving

[grand flare]

thought theyre the same that powersliding is a type of drifting, but powerslide happens after the turn, drifting before.
When im slingshotting the car into a turn to initiate the drift, ill do it way before. Often ill go in the corner already parralel to the turn that im taking. but idk that much about it.

https://youtu.be/35VDOa7dkq4?t=159 but then whats this?

with timeframe

[wooden garnet]

When you try to powerslide into a corner, then you're essentially not using the corner as an apex at all, and instead just shifting the apex and then emerging parallel to the corner at the end

Either way, I made a video of me powersliding with a Toreador and a Scramjet but I can't send files into this discord 😔

What my point at the beginning was about Toreador not being able to powerslide well

[grand flare]

not even yt links?

[wooden garnet]

Not even embed perms for YT links 😔

Been talking to modmail about fixing it, waiting on a reply

[nocturne otter]

Literally doing powerslide, bumping everywhere

[wooden garnet]

No car in GTA is built for drifting, can't blame him

[nocturne otter]

Don't be so sad, the toreador part was nice tho

[grand flare]

but still, the drifting doesnt add much to agility then. The powersliding is more important then

[wooden garnet]

And aboozing handbrake boosting while powersliding to drift is 😩

pain

Yeah, powersliding is more important in what we earlier discussed, the PvP scenario where you gotta do 180 turns to face your opponent (mainly a broomstick) after dodging missiles.
And that's the clip I made comparing Toreador vs Scramjet and can't send 😩

[nocturne otter]

Handbrake boosting?

[wooden garnet]

pain-er

Double Clutching?

Might've heard of that

[nocturne otter]

why can't you send?

[wooden garnet]

Level 250 role, most presumably

As soon as that role appeared, all my embed perms disappeared

Every channel is like #gta-online for me now

[grand flare]

well then just post the link?

[wooden garnet]

There is no link 😔

Anyway, I'll be back in about a couple hours, see you guys then

[nocturne otter]

Cya

[lethal birch]

My 19th birthday cake October 9th, at least my character has blue hair lol

[lethal birch]

😳

[void dragon]

Lol furry

[severe garnet]

funny

[lethal birch]

[wooden garnet]

hmm

[lethal birch]

Not a good thing to say openly in a public place ya know.

[void dragon]

Ok

[lethal birch]

Just be careful what you say

mhm

[wooden garnet]

I can't send media

It's so sadge

I am angy

[dusky timber]

[wooden garnet]

[dusky timber]

can you still not send

[wooden garnet]

I can

epicness

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/787708248446730291/791954701250854923/image0.gif

[kindred pebble]

DAAAAAAAAAMN

The tony hawk of cars

[kindred pebble]

Happy birthday

[lethal birch]

This was from last year, this one hopefully will be better

[kindred pebble]

oh

[wooden garnet]

[cerulean mist]

@lethal birch funny but maybe better suited to #memes-and-shitposting

I’m not a mod lmao so leave it for now

I’m just saying maybe they’ll see it that way

I don’t care at all - it’s funny

[frail condor]

aren't these supposed to be somewhat rare

[lethal birch]

eeeh somewhat

[grand flare]

It's a regular sand kind with customizable booth

[wooden garnet]

@grand flare @jagged peak

Just some fun me and my fren were having

[lethal birch]

lmao

[lethal birch]

:0

[cunning zealot]

furry

[wooden garnet]

cummybot is sus

where reese

[lethal birch]

[cunning zealot]

I now want a scram jet

brb selling mk2

[wooden garnet]

Why would you sell your Mk2

It's fun

if you use it the non meta way

[cunning zealot]

I have toreador

:)))

[wooden garnet]

so?

Toreador isn't a flying hoverbike

[cunning zealot]

if I get on my mk2 for 1 sec I die

[wooden garnet]

Do you have chaff on it?

[cunning zealot]

what is chaff

[wooden garnet]

Countermeasure

[cunning zealot]

hmm

[wooden garnet]

Disables lock on for 6 seconds

[cunning zealot]

nope

[wooden garnet]

You should get it

[cunning zealot]

how much was scramjet?

3 mill?

[wooden garnet]

Something like that, can't remember.

[cunning zealot]

hmm ok

[wooden garnet]

I'd guess close to 3.6

This is what chaff will let you do

[lethal birch]

scumjet

[cunning zealot]

oh fuck I forgot what my gta online goal was

buying vortex

[wooden garnet]

shut

[cunning zealot]

oh wait not vortex

umm

fast fast plane

[lethal birch]

alpha?

[cunning zealot]

no

[nocturne otter]

Pyro?

[wooden garnet]

Vortex reminds me of old GTA SA days 😌

[grand flare]

It's mostly luck there tho

[wooden garnet]

Eh, not really mostly, but yeah as I say it's inconsistent.

I could do the exact same thing and still be hit a second try

[grand flare]

And upside down flying I haven't seen anyone do it in free mode.

[wooden garnet]

But it's not impossible is what I was trying to say

I don't get why people don't learn how to fly upside down

It's so much more fun

[wooden garnet]

Even if you don't use it for PvP

[nocturne otter]

Lazer

[grand flare]

Cause there is oppressor for bike fun.

[wooden garnet]

the mk1 is fun too

What's wrong with having two different fun bikes

[grand flare]

Even for combat I'll pick mk1 over mk2

Mainly cause mk2 is so stupidly op I disprove of its existence and dont use it

As proof,yestardays video against khanjali xdd

[wooden garnet]

I don't mind people who use it upside down

Because that does take some degree of skill to master, and I can respect that

The idots on mosquitoes though, they bother me

[wooden garnet]

1080p 2500 bitrate

[nocturne otter]

Nightshot on ps4

[cunning zealot]

@nocturne otter I was talking about hydra

[grand flare]

https://youtu.be/T1pKGmv55F4

[nocturne otter]

This is lazer lol

[cunning zealot]

Yea...

[wooden garnet]

It do be an expensive jet

[nocturne otter]

But the hovering mode speed glitch

[cunning zealot]

Kinda think I would have more fun with scramjet tho

I can take a friend aboard and troll

[wooden garnet]

Lazer don't hover though

Hydra speed glitch epic

Saved my duggan ran last time

[cunning zealot]

Brb selling mk2 for real this time

[grand flare]

With scramjet yes. But as a modder I'll stalk some of my friends in my stock looking kuruma, if they fly a plane I'll give them godmode and attack them with Lazer to scare em xd last time dude aborted his godmode Seabreeze and died xd

I'm off radar doing it

[cunning zealot]

Hmm where can I sell my mk2?

Los santos?

Oh nvm

Terrorbyte

I am an autist

Begone mk2

[ebon whale]

Anyone know where I can find the undershirt and bow tie?

[lethal birch]

🤭

[wooden garnet]

das sussy

cummybot6900

[lethal birch]

https://www.reddit.com/r/196/comments/nkh7g7/rule/

[wooden garnet]

I already saw

in #community

🤭

[lethal birch]

oh

lmao

[jagged peak]

this guy makes me lose even more hope in redditors

the yter

[grand flare]

Um? And no I'm not utuber

[compact whale]

Sus

[severe garnet]

He’s talking about mors mutual the youtuber

[grand flare]

Oh. Earlier I posted another vid and he was pinging me

[lethal birch]

I’ve seen like 10 of his videos and they’re all related to the mk2 in some way

[grand flare]

Dude hates em. Can't blame.

I hate em too so I don't use em

[jagged peak]

hes just the "releatable" meme youtuber

of the gtao community

and since 90% of community is kinda brainwashed into hating mk2 by the professional its just the norm now

[dusky timber]

successfully stolen from 919dd

[jagged peak]

what about 919dd

oh ok got it nvm

[dusky timber]

that 919dd was the one who paid tyrone to do the speech but MMI got all the internet clout for reposting

[jagged peak]

yeah just saw

[lethal birch]

That’s most clip channels at this point

[patent ibex]

anyone wana see one of my outfits?

[charred bridge]

no

[jagged peak]

@robust shale "im not on gta"

[weary patrol]

not even a close brake 🙄

[frail condor]

jesse's jetta moment

[near minnow]

My luck bruh

[wooden pebble]

Preety noixe

[pliant beacon]

Nice

[lethal birch]

how tf

[limpid nacelle]

Impossible

[lethal birch]

modder lol

[near minnow]

Can I get some lol

[lethal birch]

Wait so you don’t have a pool of 50 million in money drops when you do the heist?

Weird

[pliant beacon]

yea, I can share the results from cayo perico heist, rather than me dropping money = banned

[lethal birch]

dropping money doesnt get u banned

[lethal birch]

Zhaba drive by

[wooden garnet]

Eggbox dragscope

[lethal birch]

[wooden garnet]

no worri, hab zhaba therapy 😌

[lethal birch]

How do you do that

[wooden garnet]

You watch Ghillie's streams too don't you?

[lethal birch]

Sometimes

[wooden garnet]

It was his old "stream loading" screen

It's pretty easy, just works in specific spots though

Like this pool is Kortz Center

Just go over and you'll figure it out

[lethal birch]

[wooden garnet]

no sussy

only happi

[lethal birch]

This was during one of his streams

Off radar jet tryhard gets bullied bu besra

[wooden garnet]

nice one

What was the dude even thinking trying to stall against a besra

[safe sundial]

sniper

[wooden garnet]

snip ✂️

[storm mica]

EA
"you need 29.99$ to unlock this character"

[wooden garnet]

snip-EA-r

[safe sundial]

well at least he already has the sniper

[lethal birch]

Stalling to a besra imagine

[wooden garnet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/787708248446730291/791954701250854923/image0.gif

[lethal birch]

Smacc

[wooden garnet]

@compact whale @celest flame

0.7mph slow, correct

But wrong order

[compact whale]

Yeah, as I’ve said, it’s not the fastest

[compact whale]

Idk what these numbers are in normal measurement units lol

[wooden garnet]

I think 130mph translated to 250 or something kmph?

nvm, 209.2

[compact whale]

I knew that like 120 mph is 200 km/h.

[compact whale]

That’s really slow

I hope that, if gta6 (if it ever comes out) has a bigger map so the vehicle speeds can be more realistic

[lethal birch]

As a person who loves piloting in gta

Fuck cargobobs

Theyre slow and stupid

[compact whale]

No, you can steal cars from people with them

[lethal birch]

I can never hook a car properly when they’re sitting still

I have no clue if I’m just bad or it’s really difficult to handle compared to all the other helis

[compact whale]

It’s pretty difficult to hook a car

[wooden garnet]

You can always use the camera to look at the hook better

Best moment I've had with a cargobob is hooking my fren's faggio into the jack and yeeting him into the ocean from LSIA

[lethal birch]

More of a plane person anyways

Still think they’re stupid though

[wooden garnet]

I didn't even know a faggio could be latched onto the hook

[wooden garnet]

oh my god he's a devil

he said my pillow will remain hot on the other side

[compact whale]

It’s horrifying

[storm mica]

tell him to go step on a lego
the 1x1 one

[severe garnet]

Tell him that his phone charger won’t work unless it’s at a specific angle

[wanton flame]

[lethal birch]

Tell him that his vowel keys will stop working randomly

On and off

[wooden garnet]

cnt 😳

[lethal birch]

😳

[vast acorn]

got an error while doing arena wars and when i join back to online this is what i get

[pale bane]

my cargobob is possessed

[vast acorn]

beat this

[odd lintel]

hax

[lethal birch]

hax

[lethal birch]

So close

[weak helm]

fix

[lethal birch]

😳

[lethal birch]

El Rubio's guards are the best my experience with them

[compact whale]

I love the drinking pisswasser with guards series

[lethal birch]

Same

[lethal birch]

[static flare]

Congrats (:

[sly glade]

Hello good I wanted to know if they could help me in a model, I am creating the police station of mission row and I wanted to know if they can send me the photos of the 4 walls would do it me but I do not gta please

[lethal birch]

I thought you were the actual zep bot for a second lol

[lethal birch]

Eww

[gusty dock]

how did we get here

explain

[sleek hazel]

https://youtu.be/FnfB5rkZLXY

[formal imp]

what did someone spawn a bunch of red arrows and clickbait titles?

[lethal birch]

Feelgood moment

[lethal birch]

ah nothing like smacking 2 couples

[meager cliff]

Maze bank

[compact whale]

Buy an office there

[wooden garnet]

Purchase the entire building for 4mil and then renovate one floor to make into an office

[meager cliff]

lololol

it also has that building that will be never finished

[wooden garnet]

stonks

[formal imp]

what a odd glitch

stuck in the end wave cinematic screen

[compact whale]

Nice

[dusky timber]

wow someone else posted unwanted highlights yet again

[lethal birch]

context?

[severe garnet]

The name checks out

[lethal birch]

Go see Lester

Xd

[meager cliff]

hehe

[lethal birch]

no

[severe garnet]

!rule 10 @viral topaz

[tardy stone]

GTA Online Discord - Rule 10

Advertising and trading of any kind is prohibited. This applies to any services and begging as well.

For

@viral topaz

Requested By

@severe garnet

[viral topaz]

Sorry

[lethal birch]

Which one the west one or the main one?

[keen hemlock]

real maze bank@meager cliff

[wooden garnet]

🤮

Tagging other cringe youtubers on your cringe youtube

bad

[dusky timber]

first heist in months

i still got it

[severe garnet]

Time?

[severe garnet]

Not bad

[severe garnet]

[dusky timber]

nought, more like not

[wooden garnet]

Not full take 😭

[lethal birch]

i should become a youtuber

[severe garnet]

full take
diamonds
2P

It never happened did it

Highest 2P take that I know of is 3.4mil

From Oleg and 🍋

Good times

[wooden garnet]

Diamonds

[severe garnet]

Wait

That’s gold

Smh my head

[wooden garnet]

Same, I only saw 3.4mil max take from anyone

[severe garnet]

[wooden garnet]

Oleg and 🍋

😔

Me and Gummi did a DCH gold just two days ago

The idot went into a hack animation for a door which didn't have any loot inside of it

[severe garnet]

That is full take but maybe they lost some money trying to escape

[dusky timber]

yeah it was 7.5 carts with me and lemon during the skip kek times

[wooden garnet]

He left half a gold cart because of it

such sadge

[severe garnet]

When animation skip was still a thing 😔

[dusky timber]

tbh i'm half glad that it's gone

as well as gold glitch

[wooden garnet]

Animation skipping when softlocked on a 😔

[lethal birch]

opinions on this jacket

[dusky timber]

reminds me of this in my comments who kept claiming that my 2.8 take wasn't full because he gets 3.6 full take

nice pewdiepie jacket

[lethal birch]

i cant tell if its cool or basic bitch

[wooden garnet]

idot loot 😔

[severe garnet]

You have to write LEGITIMATE in bold for people to understand nowadays

[wooden garnet]

tfw GTA Gentledude-guy-thing posts a video with title "GTA CAYO PERICO, $5,667,980 POTENTIAL TAKE (LEGIT), ELITE CHALLENGE "

[dusky timber]

gentledudebro

potential take is a massive scam

[wooden garnet]

clickbait

[severe garnet]

Yes

You can’t get it even with 4P

[wooden garnet]

more like, "playbait"

[dusky timber]

from my latest calculations you need about 10 people to collect full potential take

[wooden garnet]

"pls play gat v onlin we mak new BiGeSt DLC eVeR dont play cyberpoonk pls pls" 😭

[dusky timber]

if it's all golds, lord help you

[wooden garnet]

6 gold do be some rare loot orientation though

[lethal birch]

kinda miss 2020

[wooden garnet]

I've gotten it max like 4 times

[wooden garnet]

I don't

[severe garnet]

I never gotten 6 gold

3 maximum

[wooden garnet]

Last time I had 6 gold was probably Jan

[severe garnet]

Not counting basement

[wooden garnet]

3 max?

Jeez

Well 6 gold is counting basement

Door glitching wasn't discovered/popular back then

[dusky timber]

a

[wooden garnet]

e

So 9-10 players for all loot on an average rng heist

7-8 for me since I don't check north dock

Because fk north dock

[dusky timber]

i check north dock because it can has coco and it has 2 potential cloth spawns nearby

[wooden garnet]

I checked north dock during a heist finale once to see if there was coco or uniforms

I was disappointed even after stooping so low

😔

It's actually been a long time since I did a big con

My panther heist had uniforms in main dock but I forgot about it

bad run, good loot

[severe garnet]

It was a long time since I went to either docks or grabbed uniforms

[dusky timber]

i need to try scoping out the island on my 2 character

[wooden garnet]

sem 😔

[dusky timber]

perhaps i can get the there?

[severe garnet]

I only look for uniforms at the airport if there’s any coco there

[wooden garnet]

:kot:

[severe garnet]

Do you already have a kosatka on your second character?

[dusky timber]

yes

[wooden garnet]

I wonder if I should grind my second character just for the Cayo Perico intro moosic

[severe garnet]

I will buy a second kosatka sometime soon

[wooden garnet]

Better not be a banana

[severe garnet]

I am burned out of the heist right now

No it won’t

[wooden garnet]

thenk

😌

[severe garnet]

It’ll be red

[wooden garnet]

Red not bad

[lethal birch]

what

[severe garnet]

I wish you could have both the top and bottom of the kosatka the same color

I don’t want a ketchup and mustard sub

[wooden garnet]

You can always go black for that

With a japanese flag

@grand flare

[lethal birch]

inb4 cars used in vehicle cargo get fixed

[wooden garnet]

[grand flare]

Underground car meet. Not underground area to meet with cars.

[wooden garnet]

It could be metaphorical, you might be right

[lethal birch]

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/gtawiki/images/9/98/Omnis-GTAO-front-W1D3B0D.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/1000?cb=20190206175419

Vehicle Cargo cars are fucking awful

[wooden garnet]

Either way, Rockstar does tend to mess up their underground garage lighting anyway, so I'd also rather they keep it to the streets

[lethal birch]

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/gtawiki/images/f/f0/Seven70-GTAO-front-FRU1TY.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/1000?cb=20190206182003

[wooden garnet]

if that's your car, bad

[lethal birch]

this one has underglow too

[lethal birch]

https://gta.fandom.com/wiki/Vehicle_Cargo

[wooden garnet]

White matte with blue rims

[lethal birch]

blue matte with yellow muscle rims on a sportscar

[grand flare]

Don't expect much from Rockstar. The biggest dlc ever according to Rockstar is cayo

[wooden garnet]

[lethal birch]

it has a shit ton of songs, of course its the biggest

didnt it weight like 8 GB or some shit like that?

[wooden garnet]

9 gigs on my PC

[dusky timber]

if you wanna look at it this way, the biggest dlc is after hours then

i think

[grand flare]

My gameplay hasnt changed a lil

[wooden garnet]

Not Arena Wars?

[grand flare]

Gameplay wise the bunker dlc has better reason to be biggest

[dusky timber]

actually nvm

kek pepega is the biggest update now

[grand flare]

Idk but officially announced by Rockstar its cayo

[lethal birch]

5 cargos to destroy

[frail condor]

Reddit

[lethal birch]

yes

[lethal birch]

😎

[wooden garnet]

wholesome big chungus 69420 epic keanu reeves john wick from fortnite?

sounds about similar to reddit

[frail condor]

reddit GOLD!!!!!!

[lethal birch]

white knight 😋

[frail condor]

black knight 🤢

[lethal birch]

hmmm

[jagged peak]

@oblique nest

its sad that he has to do a poll to ask his community if hes allowed to kill people

[oblique nest]

thank god

[jagged peak]

personal best

@oblique nest

could've gotten post 4 but had to do a cropped ss

[oblique nest]

“So I had to strip him off what’s left of his honor and dignity” 🤓 🤓

[lethal birch]

link

[jagged peak]

r/gtao

first post 😂

[lethal birch]

:o

[dusky timber]

because going after in a makes for interesting videos

[jagged peak]

it doesnt thats why i dont post it

never said anyone should post it,never even emplied that

[dusky timber]

i know but so many people voted for killing everyone...

[jagged peak]

you can blow it up and then get in a fight which is the actual content

but people would rather gatekeep youtubers from doing that

[wooden garnet]

Blowing up Post Op vans in a hotrod Blazer with a naked character 😳

[lethal birch]

😏

simp

[wooden garnet]

boo

[dusky timber]

i don't recall seeing many videos of people getting into a fight and losing

[jagged peak]

alot of yters just pick noobs as opponents

[dusky timber]

so while i don't rule out the various possibilities, i have a feeling that a given tuber might only provoke drivers that they know they'll win against

[jagged peak]

putther dempy ghillie

[dusky timber]

and that's kinda cringe

[jagged peak]

i just go after everyone not cargo specifically

if there is cargo i'll go after it but i wont go looking for it

but yeah going after a lvl 5 in post op is gonna be boring

[oblique nest]

I used to straight rush to wherever the cargo was but now I just destroy whatever’s in the city

[lethal birch]

4 left to go~

[limpid nacelle]

Ah a griefer

Not cool man

[icy axle]

bro why

[lethal birch]

^

[icy axle]

still not okay

[lethal birch]

cry about it

[icy axle]

they just want they money bro

[lethal birch]

then go to a public solo

not a +20 people lobby

[icy axle]

i do, because of people like you

[severe garnet]

You do to get destroyed?

Or wait

Read it wrong

[vapid shoal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/845356530635112449/847085475223306270/unknown.png

absolute fun

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/845356530635112449/847085259672518759/unknown.png

[icy axle]

sheeeesh 🥶

[lethal birch]

N

Me and my friends carrying the friend who judt got gta🤣

[lethal birch]

Good shit

[compact nova]

@wooden garnet

[lethal birch]

@wooden garnet

[compact nova]

rate outfit

[lethal birch]

🤭

[jagged peak]

ur doing gods work

[compact whale]

Moderately unique

7/10

[compact nova]

I wanted her to have a better vest but I couldn’t find one

[jagged peak]

rate outfit 😳

[lethal birch]

10/10 life changing

[compact whale]

8.4/10

[jagged peak]

what does it remind you of

[lethal birch]

my dad

[jagged peak]

if you dont get the referance you get eliminated

your balls get executed by the hand of god

[teal crypt]

Landed it anyway

[lethal birch]

😳

[lethal birch]

When u lock a low level inside ammunition

[carmine jasper]

he really left

[fierce mason]

where do i get into online mode

i only see this at the bottom

[kindred oracle]

if you log in to rockstar social club

online mode should show up

[storm mica]

go story mode first and then get into online from there

[fierce mason]

o

i think im already logged into social club

[kindred oracle]

just do what eddie said if you're already logged in

[fierce mason]

ye

[meager cliff]

idk

yeah iknow,

[meager cliff]

notice how most of the stuff is sexual? the kids are attracted to it

[meager cliff]

is that minecraft in the thumbnail of the tnt one?

[compact whale]

Poor guy

[lethal birch]

lmao

[teal crypt]

Double Dixon

[wooden garnet]

@oblique nest Dude look at this shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ijIddV8O3E

This man seriously predicted the next dlc four years before it released

But it's so much better 😩

Watch the trailer, I literally had a light orgasm at the Drift Tampa scene 😩

[oblique nest]

damn that felt real for a sec

Also manual transmission would be so cool

[light pike]

Manual everything would be cool

Manual gears , signals , transmission etc etc

[lethal birch]

😎

[restive atlas]

Is there any modders

[lethal birch]

https://youtu.be/-bOvSw7Zwlc

[compact nova]

@wooden garnet I wonder if YouTube brought in a new channel which predicted everything that happened today, then changed the upload date to some years ago

stonks everyone be watching my dude

YouTube could start a revolution

just by changing the dates

think about it

If someone does it

[hidden glade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/726015850741760022/847152422732562442/unknown.png

[compact whale]

Nice

[violet imp]

ust eating some Cluck ‘n bell

Who want?

[violet imp]

Nice

[compact whale]

#community

[violet imp]

Oops

[fierce fulcrum]

yay pictures on scuba

[compact nova]

@wooden garnet com here

[wooden garnet]

wha

[compact nova]

rate wallpaper

[wooden garnet]

iPhone?

[compact nova]

wallpaper

not phone smh

[wooden garnet]

Is it iPhone though

[compact nova]

yes no shit

[wooden garnet]

2/10, iPhone bad 🤮

[compact nova]

is paragon from gta

I also put on my android

wanna see

[wooden garnet]

I know is Paragon from GTA, I own one idot

[compact nova]

ok beag sadge

[wooden garnet]

But nais paper for wall

[compact nova]

yes

[wooden garnet]

Bet you didn't make it

[compact nova]

I did

[wooden garnet]

sus

[compact nova]

no

This original

with filters

[lethal birch]

#gta-vehicles

[compact nova]

you ok

Scroll up and read smh

[wooden garnet]

Did you use Snapmatic for that

[compact nova]

no

do u like it

the colors converted when I sent from console to sRGB so it looks bad

I think consoles have proRGB

[wooden garnet]

is gud

Little oversaturated compared to the original but eh

[wooden pebble]

THe craziest hand i havfe ever got in blackjack

[humble hemlock]

we dont do that here

[lethal birch]

sorry

[subtle granite]

Has anyone got any clean Apocalyptic ZR380 customs?

[wooden pebble]

Ask in #gta-vehicles

[subtle granite]

k

[lethal birch]

i could make one

finally

[lethal birch]

lmao

[wooden garnet]

🧨 🔫

🤠

[lethal birch]

lmao

[vapid shoal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/751841346163179650/847072343713120316/johnny_sins_heist.png

[lethal birch]

oh no

[wooden garnet]

cursed

[teal crypt]

Ready! To probably be blown up by a griefer

[wooden garnet]

You'd have to not know how to take off to be blown up in that thing

[teal crypt]

True love the explosive brrrrt

[lethal birch]

thing insane

[wooden pebble]

Brrrtt? More like pee pee guns dem guns suck 😭

( I suck at piloting it also )

[lethal birch]

flying is easy tho

[wooden pebble]

They should have given it lazer guns

I mean flying yes. Mastering those stupid guns is hard

[lethal birch]

true

[wooden pebble]

1 dive bomb and didn't hot 1 single vechile in the highway. All spread around

[lethal birch]

its slow asf too so i dont use it

[wooden pebble]

My most used aircraft other than sparrow is Tula

[compact whale]

I like it too

[wooden pebble]

I once boat it across the cayon Raton waterfalls

[compact whale]

[wanton flame]

I mean, I think it's a cool plane, I would definitely use it often if it had any practical uses

But it really doesn't

[wooden pebble]

I don't use it because it's practical.
I use it because I love old seaplanes

I actually did a Cayo heist preps with my Tula.

I feel so satisfied seeing my tuka float in the water near my yacht and sub

[lethal birch]

lmao

[wooden pebble]

It's pretty practical for me. Land in water, JATO , VATO

If only I could carry water bombs

It could have been sooo perfect I dont need gta 6

[compact whale]

I like how quirky it is

[compact whale]

Vato?

[lethal birch]

hm

[wooden pebble]

Heli mode

[wanton flame]

[compact whale]

Ohhh, you mean VTOL!

[wanton flame]

My main gripe with it is that it flies slow as hell from what I remember

[compact whale]

It’s not that slow

[storm mica]

7-1 a jet wannabe
this was his last words

[compact whale]

Lol

[lethal birch]

lmao

[wanton flame]

23/37 plane ranked by top speed apparently

150mph top speed

[compact whale]

JATO gives it a good acceleration

[wanton flame]

For a time ye

[storm mica]

he's so damn stupid
having a public crew set as active
i can join him again if i really want to but

[wooden pebble]

Need to buff the chernobog so that
1.It can take moc lvl damage
2.It can fire multiple RUINER missles at once.
3.Infinite missles

Bai Bai mk2 or any aircraft

[compact whale]

That’d be a bit overpowered

[wanton flame]

^

[wooden pebble]

[lethal birch]

[wooden pebble]

Orgasmic

If they added the black cat seaplane .....

[compact whale]

And the b-17

[lethal birch]

sheesh

[wooden pebble]

Bumushka and nikoda and tula my favourite cockpit interior

[dusky timber]

make it terrorbyte damage, the other two things are how is already minus the ruiner missiles bc these are stromberg missiles

[wooden garnet]

Driver controlled turrets gud

Passenger gunner bad

[odd lintel]

does eny one need help with eny thang

[lethal birch]

Was he an anti griefer or just a normal person?

[storm mica]

Neither

[split pine]

not that rare but still pretty good

[lethal birch]

He just sleepin

Also this kinda sucked

its a casino

Yea?

of course that was going to happen lmao

[smoky plover]

the house always wins

[lethal birch]

remember, gambling is bad

[ivory basalt]

TULA!

[paper crypt]

character bugged while taking sonar jammer, now i cant even kms

[storm mica]

fly mk2 upside down=fun

[lethal birch]

me when r* adds mk2 horse

[storm mica]

my rocket aim is still shit😔

[wooden garnet]

Imagine being a dogwater 🤮

[storm mica]

2-1 lzzz😳

[storm mica]

im getting better ok

[wooden garnet]

boo

Crihard

[storm mica]

u booli

[wooden garnet]

yes but u still crihard

I have permission to booli crihards

[primal haven]

What

[lethal birch]

this is probably the best time ive gotten on cayo perico

[compact whale]

Nice

[wooden pebble]

Is me dreaming

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[bronze elbow]

[wooden pebble]

3.2 mill

100k on a coupe yehh yehhhhh

[north pendant]

aye yo, wtf is wrong with ur heist bro?

[half dawn]

Who's the modder

[storm mica]

Script kiddies

[wooden pebble]

Guess

Pretty easy 😄

They invited again. I don't want to join. I am filled with guilt already

I made 3.1 but iam not happy

Grinded money is satisfactory

[carmine jasper]

Pc FPS 😩 on console just opening your weapon wheel in a public lobby will make your FPS die

[last marsh]

Whatcha guys think

[wooden pebble]

Post in #gta-vehicles u will get feedback/appreciation

I love it

Don't know about the chrome runs tho

[wooden garnet]

rate build pls 🙏

[lethal birch]

Ok

https://youtu.be/fqW8FTc_6AU

[lethal birch]

[river lance]

SC not working for me not even on Chrome ?!?

[lethal birch]

its working for me mhm

[severe garnet]

@storm mica explain