gta-media

[lethal birch]

I got invited to a random and got 85mil on on casino

[severe garnet]

98k

[lethal birch]

Imma do perico too

And imma be rich

[wooden garnet]

Ah yeah, that epic RNG heist

[wooden garnet]

that isn't part of the legit game but whatever, that's very cool

monies is monies

[severe garnet]

Money is money until you get caught

[wooden garnet]

Yeah

[lethal birch]

Sheesh diamonds on a randoms casino plus 85 cut

Plus perico alone after i finish preps

Equals rich

[wooden garnet]

I did not actually know that Diamond 1.5x is more worth than Panther on hard

[lethal birch]

[sand quest]

HA

[severe garnet]

Safe was 1.5x too

[wooden garnet]

I didn't grab the safe in my run, that's why your total cut at the end is greater than mine

I haven't grabbed safe since the week before the 1.5x week I don't think

[warm cape]

background: guy i hired as associate was targeted for like 10 minutes straight, so went to help him and sniped this mk2 troglodyte along the way.

he was staying still but i thought it was still cool nevertheless

[frail condor]

uh huh

[warm cape]

what uh huh

[severe garnet]

I never grab the safe unless I have the diamond

[celest spade]

Good money

[lethal birch]

idk if im ready for it

[steel shell]

Whats the best source for hangar business

Oh

Wrong channel

[warm cape]

just choose chemical or narc

[lethal birch]

@celest spade relatable reaction

[steel shell]

Thanks 👍

[warm cape]

no problem

[lethal birch]

got scammed

[severe garnet]

@wise anvil

[wise anvil]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert the moderators.:exclamation:

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[lethal birch]

who eats for 1hr

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[compact whale]

Eat faster

[lethal birch]

that cayo took 20 mins cuz hes dumb keeps shooting guards and missies

even blames me when he got caught

[solar summit]

who not ?

[compact whale]

Is he still eating?

[solar summit]

[lethal birch]

legend says he choked

[solar summit]

[compact whale]

Good.

[lethal birch]

well he may have choked

[lethal birch]

yes.

[solar summit]

hey xinqiu is looking for you, wanna go eat with you

[lethal birch]

he still hasnt replied

[celest spade]

Might be out for work, or urgent business etc.

[lethal birch]

he sounds like a kid

[celest spade]

Or, yeah. His mom got angry and had to leave etc.

[lethal birch]

lets give him a day or sum

[lethal birch]

oof

@sage bloom well, well, well

[wooden garnet]

@lethal birch

[lethal birch]

[nocturne otter]

"Too easy for me" DNF

[lethal birch]

That’s what I meant when I said that

[lethal birch]

Ez mode bois

[wooden garnet]

@pastel mantle @lethal birch you might be wondering how I got here

[pastel mantle]

SheeSh

sus

[wooden garnet]

sussy indeed

😳

[lethal birch]

Lmao

[lethal birch]

hax

[finite light]

@wooden pebble

Obviously fake, but eh.

[wooden pebble]

I like ur approach and concepts

25th anniversary edition

@finite light

[heavy cloak]

it's fake lmao just because they have a PS4 logo doesn't mean it cant be forged or something

[wooden pebble]

It's an art attempt . He not passing it off as real

[full fulcrum]

Best panel on the case is the torso

[unkempt cloud]

no clue where im going but at least im getting some distance @wooden garnet @pastel mantle

[pastel mantle]

lmoa

just spinning around like a chad

nice dude

[wooden garnet]

that's a new way to glide

[pastel mantle]

gotta get that control somehow

I have never seen that before

I didn't know you could do that tbh

[wooden garnet]

I'm surprised he's not falling down at all

[pastel mantle]

yeah and completely straight ahead too

[unkempt cloud]

Ye idk how that was stable

[wooden garnet]

Still can't aim at targets well enough 😔

[unkempt cloud]

Started it and it worked and i just didnt want to Touch it

[wooden garnet]

@pastel mantle @unkempt cloud

@sand quest boop

[pastel mantle]

epic gamer moment

that's so lucky

you got that stair thingy there

[wooden garnet]

mhm

@glass mortar

[lethal birch]

mhm

[wooden garnet]

@lethal birch who is you

Where is reese

[undone reef]

this is guy is omega rich mf

[golden harness]

Shitposting is only allowed in #memes-and-shitposting.
Shitposting is a failure to make a constructive post, posting memes, trolling, or other forms of degrading the chat quality.
This is up to the moderator's discretion. https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Shit Posting
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[compact briar]

Oh fuck erong place

[slow sonnet]

whos ghost pinging me

[lethal birch]

cummy

[severe garnet]

Pain

[glass mortar]

very nice

[compact nova]

Non contact races

[wooden garnet]

Literally everything in this place is specifically designed to fuck you over @unkempt cloud

[compact nova]

wao

[compact whale]

!rule 1 @compact nova

[tardy stone]

GTA Online Discord - Rule 1

Refrain from using languages other than English.

For

@compact nova

Requested By

@compact whale

[compact nova]

What’s that for

[compact whale]

"Wao" isn’t an English word

[steel shell]

Can someone confirm or deny

[severe garnet]

No

[lethal birch]

cap

[severe garnet]

Anyone can get the panther

[robust shale]

Guys, u like my new outfit?

[lethal birch]

[robust shale]

Yes?

[steel shell]

Help

[robust shale]

Its self explainatory

[steel shell]

Do they mean as in one time only or does it need to be my first time doing the heist

[severe garnet]

It’s a guaranteed chance

[lethal birch]

[wooden garnet]

Horni

[lethal birch]

femboy

[night stratus]

😦

[lethal birch]

😦

[robust shale]

No

[dusky pumice]

https://medal.tv/clips/53043258/d13378EkWbGr

[wooden garnet]

so close

[icy axle]

bruh

[lethal birch]

Anyone Need a ps4 Modded acc just dm me

[icy axle]

no

[crisp meteor]

@lethal birch

[icy axle]

how do i fix this?

[sleek hazel]

#gta-questions

[lethal birch]

I did it

Elite Challenge solo

[unkempt cloud]

grats

[sleek hazel]

bruh

[robust abyss]

Bruh wtf happened

[radiant portal]

Bru

Mods.

Mods.

Thats not possible

Bruh

[lethal birch]

One how to u get less than tequila and then 5

[radiant portal]

Cursed image

[robust shale]

What

[tough pasture]

it is possible to get less than 5 minutes the world record is like 3 minutes or something

not modded

and he got less than tequilla because of the cuts

[iron abyss]

Typical

I was lagging even though I have a perfect connection

Always some pathetic excuses

And that's the state of tryhards and KD warriors

For my acc safety I artistically censored my name

Or should I say: autistically

[jagged peak]

"yeah im bored how'd you know"

[wanton flame]

3 minutes non-Elite, though to be fair we don't know if the above screenshot is actually Elite or not

Maybe the guy who said "impossible" thought it was Elite

[candid beacon]

I mean it’s so shit the money

but again u have 200m

[glacial ice]

im st uck in terrorbyte cause the prompt to leave isnt showing up

[dusky timber]

u gonna have to load a mission through the pause menu

[glacial ice]

i dont wanna lose this lobby

[nocturne otter]

What's on your wrist?

[glacial ice]

glowsticsk

[nocturne otter]

How did you get it

I never saw that before

[glacial ice]

i think its one of the recent unlocks

business battle saved me lmao @dusky timber

[nocturne otter]

ah

[glacial ice]

@nocturne otter

[nocturne otter]

Ah it's from Cayo

[glacial ice]

maybe you have them idk

yeah im pretty sure you shold have atleast one of them @nocturne otter just check clothes store

its pretty cool, im basically an rgb keyboard

[nocturne otter]

I hope I have it but, sadly I don't play cayo

[shrewd glacier]

Pog

[honest talon]

i have an entire folder of funny clips in gta

[wanton flame]

i have an entire folder of funny clips in gta

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[jagged peak]

i have an entire folder of me killing people as crazy frog

[late comet]

Hi

[nocturne otter]

[abstract cipher]

https://i.imgur.com/QVM94td.jpg

rare footage of pavel enjoying beans

[nocturne otter]

[narrow mulch]

Is that the panther?

[storm mica]

how do u know if those aren't giant caviars

[candid beacon]

cuz he has cans of beans and tomato soup

and he says red caviar those are brown like beans

[pastel terrace]

Yo guys whattsupp

[pastel terrace]

U are very lucky

[storm mica]

it's a guaranteed target bruh

[pastel terrace]

Oh

I never

Cayo

😆

I thought madrazos files is only primary target

Just praying that

I COULd get

Level 5

Then i will send e0ic shots

Here

Anyone interested in carmeet

??

You can DM me

Yay I got level 5

Send shots in a while

[solar summit]

[abstract cipher]

CAVIAR B E A N NN N N N N N S

[pastel terrace]

SHOTs coming through

How are these??😉

[random crow]

wut crew is that?

[storm mica]

dumb mk2 wannabe momento

no volume momento

[lethal birch]

:0

I like how you can just see my nightshark driving right past at the end

[storm mica]

[static flare]

Fuck

[solar summit]

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[finite light]

.

I made a new video. Sadly, it's too big so I had to downscale it to 240.

[robust abyss]

I totally have candy

[young hearth]

@river phoenix

Something like this maybe?

[elder sparrow]

ahhhhhh

[frail condor]

do you use controller?

[storm mica]

For that shot ye
Cus he was flying it like a 3head so i thought i’d give it a go

[pastel terrace]

Gta Grinders India

[pastel terrace]

GGIN

[low carbon]

shes a beut

[storm mica]

Lmao what

That ride is fire
Literally

[low carbon]

i can dm you how to do it if you want

[storm mica]

I’ve seen how to do it on yt before
If it requires another person then i might not need to know

[low carbon]

it requires another person

[storm mica]

Oof

[low carbon]

[frail condor]

ghost rider copped a range rover 😎

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[primal haven]

@brave quiver I don’t think that works

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[primal haven]

Look at the contrast between how I dogfighted in this video

https://youtu.be/PlUiAjWOa88 and how I dogfighted in this compilation

I think the time span difference between the two is like 3 months

[plucky ermine]

never changing her face again!

[robust shale]

How so hot

[robust shale]

No its good

[timid jay]

Guys

Just got the best head holy fuck

Kicked her out

[nocturne otter]

[frail condor]

red lazer? wow!

[lean basin]

Nice art

[trim lotus]

karma

[trim lotus]

crazy good you should shoot more often soo many missed opportunities

im really thinking about getting a controller dogfighting on M&Keyboard kinda suxs

[dusky timber]

[severe garnet]

Jeez

[trim lotus]

say that you have no life without actually saying that you have no life

[dusky timber]

i respect the hustle but the one time i heard him on the stream he sounded like

[trim lotus]

Legitimately uses gold glitch

currently in cayo

[severe garnet]

Playtime: 1012 days

Which is almost 3 years

[lethal birch]

thats nuts i only have 1/10 of that, which is still a lot yk

[stone ether]

Sick. You must've some mad work into that. Too bad you can't upload it in original res

[humble hemlock]

did you upload it somewhere else like youtube with better quality?

[finite light]

Uh... rule 10 forbids me to say where, but it exists.

[severe garnet]

I mean....

[frail condor]

some dedication

[wooden garnet]

There's no issue when someone asks for a youtube video imo

I've sent some videos made by myself as well when people have asked for them with context, and not faced consequences for it so

[finite light]

@wooden garnet Currently negotiating with Modmail.

Meanwhile, enjoy this lazy 2-min edit of a fake DLC.

[wraith mulch]

that car looks smokinhot

[dusky timber]

bro is that a karin snipe?

[celest spade]

Stolen by youtubers

[compact whale]

Poor guy

[dusky timber]

a surreal experience

[severe garnet]

kek pepega?

[dusky timber]

yes

can see all of it real good from the aircraft carrier

[finite light]

Since I have permission...

https://www.instagram.com/tv/CPKUQhEow9v/?utm_medium=copy_link

[finite light]

It's this video, in 1080p.

[short thicket]

I never really set my spawn point to my arcade before until today trying to do something particular, but when I logged in I was spooked by some random player model loaded into the heist area with no name tag rofl

[finite light]

@humble hemlock @stone ether I got something for you.

[stone ether]

👀

[river lance]

so today and yesterday i got this msg rly offten like every 30 min whats up with R*

everyone keeps on leaving the session too when i load in

wtf

can anyone help what do i do ?

[lethal birch]

Some changes

[stone ether]

Epic

[stone ether]

You can use Rockstar Editor so well, I'm impressed

[celest spade]

Somebody was watching me while my character was having shower.

[hardy cedar]

ey yo wtf

[celest spade]

It was creepy.

[severe garnet]

The placeholder character

Purple shirt, jeans, checkerboard shoes

[celest spade]

I know, but creeped out for a sec there.

[humble hemlock]

don't drop it

[compact whale]

Kinky 😳

[celest spade]

Looks like typical porn character. Got the hell out of there as soon as i got control

[compact whale]

Lmao

[undone reef]

which one do i hack?

[hidden glade]

if u kill an npc that is riding a car and if the car somehow comes near a wall which blocks the npc's door then if u enter the car u will not be able to throw that ded npc out of the car and u will be in the driver seat and then npc will be in the other seat

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/726015850741760022/845560124411084800/unknown.png

[compact whale]

Cool

[hidden glade]

same happened to me

[undone reef]

it doesnt happen to me, you just dont understand my joke

[lethal birch]

alright this guy hasnt replied to me yet ive given him 1 day pls report idk how to

[finite light]

You simply DM Modmail.

[lethal birch]

where

[compact whale]

@wise anvil

[wise anvil]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert the moderators.:exclamation:

[finite light]

@lethal birch

[compact whale]

He still eating, chill

[lethal birch]

lol

i reached out to him again

[hidden glade]

i did

[finite light]

Good idea. Try reaching him one last time.

[celest spade]

You did heist for hime, but he didn't?

[lethal birch]

yes

he was suspicious to begin with

[finite light]

Oh, in that case, you're also gonna need his Discord ID.

[lethal birch]

but i dont want to jump to conclusions

the moment he said hes gonna eat i knew he scammed me

[celest spade]

Then you should report him. People eat, but not this long.

[finite light]

@lethal birch Did you DM Modmail?

[lethal birch]

yes

[finite light]

You'll need his ID.

[lethal birch]

i reached out to hima again so i can screenshot it to modmail

?

the 9322?

[finite light]

Enable developer mode in your settings.

@solar summit He is.

I even got his ID.

[nocturne otter]

Me and my friends

[lethal birch]

maybe his mom caught him and made him stop playing for a week

[celest spade]

You gonna get scammed more if you keep thinking like that. You can wait for 1 day, but at least he should dm you about this.

[lethal birch]

yea

[celest spade]

Since still no dm, report him and move on.

[finite light]

@lethal birch Did you figure out the ID part?

[lethal birch]

nope

[finite light]

845023370017636422 is his ID.

[lethal birch]

copied

[finite light]

Check your user settings.

I know it's German, but if you can't find it, Google is your next best option.

[severe garnet]

User settings -> appearance -> developer mode

[finite light]

@severe garnet Thanks.

[lethal birch]

i have to send a video of my tablet

with his dm

[finite light]

Just do a screen cap.

Most phones and smart devices are able to do that on their own.

[lethal birch]

yea

sent it to the bot

[finite light]

Slowly getting back on topic...

[lethal birch]

what now

[severe garnet]

Wait

[lethal birch]

@glad vector

i think hes gon

gone

@chickenlittle

[bleak junco]

https://www.blooket.com/play?id=279153 join the bookit

[signal leaf]

what is that.

[unreal aspen]

some site similar to kahoot

[shadow barn]

another ghost ping

[gaunt gust]

gg

[wooden garnet]

Have you ever played Online before?

[lethal birch]

nope

[wooden garnet]

then u is an idot.

[lethal birch]

😔

[lean basin]

Reactions of a stranger...

[nimble terrace]

[lethal birch]

@wooden garnet " only noobs play p996 lazer "

destroy some mk2s with ruiner 2000

"NOOB YOU'RE USING MISSION CAR"

respond "get real"

[golden marsh]

tried my best at making my character look like a hilly billy.

[storm mica]

🥺

[lethal birch]

69 days

[iron abyss]

Wtf

[lethal birch]

lol

[iron abyss]

Maybe that happened because I ran full speed into the door

While I jumped out of it

[lethal birch]

:o

[strange stone]

Hi

[lethal birch]

What's the xp thing to share a video?

@golden harness

[lethal birch]

level 5

[lethal birch]

https://youtu.be/dwzdVCQCl3E

[dusky timber]

@wooden garnet @severe garnet

[rancid hull]

very cool

[lethal birch]

https://youtu.be/hGTYb22FVIg

[sly maple]

Who use p996 we use lazer

[strange stone]

Check me out

[storm mica]

bruh

oh no...

[wanton flame]

[paper crypt]

bruh

[frail condor]

you're worth that much hahah...

[storm mica]

haha

[paper crypt]

[obsidian surge]

I get a error when I try to log in to online and it sends me to story mode
anyone know how to fix it

[sleek hazel]

@lethal birch rip those poor innocent souls they were going to work or going home to their family wow you deserve jail

[strange stone]

I got the drip I cant stand it

[wooden garnet]

👍

[unborn stump]

Yeet

[nocturne otter]

Yea Spency is a girl

bruh

[frail condor]

[storm mica]

they are pussies

[frail condor]

insurance scammers be like

[lethal birch]

GTA EXPANDED AND EHANCED TRAILER

[storm mica]

they never released one

[lethal birch]

🥵 💪 🤙

[lethal birch]

rockstar sent me bro

they give me

[severe garnet]

I have information on E&E

Trust me bro

[lethal birch]

@severe garnet BRO WATCH MY TRAILER

[severe garnet]

no bro

[lethal birch]

BRO

[storm mica]

13 seconds
seems sus

[lethal birch]

ye

its a small trailer

atleast they gave that

[lethal birch]

https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/niowa0/haha_gottem/

not a rick roll

POV: ur a victim

[storm mica]

[lethal birch]

u fell for it

u know u dud

did

stop the cap

?

HOW DID U KNOW ITS A RICKROLL??

IF U DIDNG GET RICKROLELD

its my post

why would u just post that

randomly

[storm mica]

good thing i didn't click
go to #memes-and-shitposting smh

[lethal birch]

it was an toyota corolla advertisement but ok

[severe garnet]

Toyota Corolla advertisement in #gta-media

Smh my head

[lethal birch]

he uploaded a rick roll

bro look at the preview

L

😐

watch it

oh

LMAO

its a 2 and 1

ok

[small spear]

F

[lethal birch]

🤣

[meager cliff]

When I first played the game, I thought rockstar misspelled dance

[lethal birch]

THE male combat outfit made by me

[wooden garnet]

femboy

😳

[lethal birch]

😳

😳

[wooden garnet]

Good choice Reese

Weebs are cringe

[lethal birch]

[wooden garnet]

shoo

[lethal birch]

guess im cringe now

[nocturne otter]

[nocturne otter]

[severe garnet]

Eyesore

[lethal birch]

Ikr

[wooden garnet]

horni isn't cringe

but bad is bad

[lethal birch]

And I thought that pastel pink couldn look bad

[wooden garnet]

Bigness mask is bad

Pink helmet, bad

[lethal birch]

dear god this is so fucking egirlish

[wooden garnet]

Torso, acceptable bad

[nocturne otter]

I don't hate the jogger itself, but pink jogger...

[lethal birch]

yea never saw someone being so excited for a hentai

[wooden garnet]

Hentai is sus and I stand by my words 😳

[severe garnet]

“How much pink do you want your outfit to be”
“Yes.”

[lethal birch]

hows this

[wooden garnet]

better than before, but pink and black?

[lethal birch]

an egirl's favorite colors

[wooden garnet]

weird combination

[lethal birch]

drip

[lethal birch]

turn your skin pink and make the face look a bit like peppa pig

[wooden garnet]

That pink is too pale for what I consider pink

[severe garnet]

I have a few pink cars but pink outfits?

[nocturne otter]

Why won't r* just give us the normal joggers

No such thing as rarity

[severe garnet]

They exist

It’s called team pants

[elder sparrow]

@lethal birch Hello there gay boi

[severe garnet]

I saw that @lethal birch

[nocturne otter]

You can't wear the normal shoes , only the boots

[lethal birch]

Just because I like pink and I have 2 GB of... Okay maybe I am

[severe garnet]

Well duh

[elder sparrow]

Voice chat?

[lethal birch]

i cant pronounce english yet

[lethal birch]

😐

my english be very bad :(

[elder sparrow]

DmS

[lethal birch]

lol

[nocturne otter]

Wdym well duh

[severe garnet]

Do you expect to wear sneakers with military style pants

[nocturne otter]

not the exact ones that I want but)

[nocturne otter]

So...what do you think about those? We don't always have to wear boots w/joggers

[severe garnet]

Meh

Not my style

Anyway

[nocturne otter]

It's common here so.. yea

It's ok if it's not your style tho

[severe garnet]

Epic speedrun fail

[nocturne otter]

Yellow Submarine

[lethal birch]

I BELIVE IN BOOT SUPREMACY

[wooden garnet]

Imagine not holding brake when you land

also banana on water 🤮

[velvet steppe]

Only took 2 months

[nocturne otter]

"only"

[lethal birch]

https://youtu.be/hGTYb22FVIg

i should play mafia 3 someday

[lethal birch]

its a pretty good game

[kindred pebble]

I have these in real life

[wooden pebble]

can I have a peek down the skirt

[wooden pebble]

.

[lethal birch]

[severe garnet]

Bro

What’s wrong with you

[wooden garnet]

nsfw

[compact whale]

Run’s dead

[compact whale]

!rule 3 @lethal birch

[tardy stone]

GTA Online Discord - Rule 3

NSFW or objectionable content of any kind is strictly prohibited. If you are unsure if it is NSFW, you shouldn't post it.

For

@glossy mural

Requested By

@compact whale

[lethal birch]

bad words are forbidden now?

[compact whale]

Also it’s not gta

[lethal birch]

🤣

https://www.reddit.com/r/gtaonline/comments/ewjbia/tried_to_look_like_kim_jong_un/

[compact whale]

What happened?

I don’t understand

[wooden garnet]

this happened

[compact whale]

It happened so quickly

[nocturne otter]

Damn new ewo method

[wooden garnet]

Never seen the game autocorrect your own position in the game while not going through an animation

But apparently here we are

[wooden pebble]

U talking to me?

[wooden garnet]

[dusky timber]

i didn't even know there was a wallbreach there

[formal imp]

howdy

[lethal birch]

🤠
🐮
👕
🦿

[dusky timber]

[lethal birch]

lmao

[compact whale]

Drop a grenade

[wooden garnet]

If this was the Pewdiepie Floor Gang Discord or whatever the fk it's called, that's outright offensive.

[lethal birch]

hmmm

[wooden garnet]

hm?

[compact whale]

Fire!

[wooden garnet]

STOP FIRING ROCKETS AT MY HOUSE!

[lethal birch]

uh oh

[compact whale]

Damn

[wooden garnet]

told ya

[wild vine]

Hey I own a copy of gta vice city on ps2 how can I tell wich version I have

can anyone help me

[full coral]

on point

[stone ether]

People actually have music on in GTA

[severe garnet]

Ikr

Weird

[wooden garnet]

DCH music

Import Export music

[stone ether]

Ok, Import Export is epic

[wooden garnet]

Cayo music not my favorite but it's not bad

[stone ether]

But Spotify is better

[wooden garnet]

Any OST which isn't CEO Crates is good

[celest spade]

I like one of the finale heist music.

[wooden garnet]

CEO Crates OST gives me PTSD from before 2019

[severe garnet]

Import export music best background music

Except Spotify

[wooden garnet]

Spotify is always good

Worst background music imo is when you fly a plane or heli

[severe garnet]

When you drive a car with no radio

[stone ether]

Gives me Story Mode vibes

[severe garnet]

That’s more annoying

[wooden garnet]

Even the cops music isn't that bad

Is there a background music when you drive a car?

I have never noticed

And I always have radio off

[stone ether]

There is, it's your exhaust

[wooden garnet]

Some engines sound sexy

[celest spade]

I fly without radio, plays Long Stretch mission's modified music.

[compact whale]

Yeah

[lethal birch]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bksQAVTmx2c

[lethal birch]

lmfao 🤣

[full coral]

it’s sad that you don’t 🙂

[severe garnet]

I’d rather have my ears not bleed

[stone ether]

Only time I listen to Radio is when me and my friends want to vibe to "El Tutuado"

And many other ones played on East Lost FM

[dusky timber]

try saving at the ice cream factory, if your console freezes to death when you try to load the save then you have the original version, if it loads fine, then you have the updated version

[wild vine]

Ya but I want to know if I have the 1.0 1.1 1.2 or 2.0 or 3.0 versions

[dusky timber]

sorry can't help beyond that then

you might be able to find some markings on the disc itself or the box cover and look them up on the internet

perhaps

https://youtu.be/F_7Y9o3UAUw?t=329 this is where i know about the factory from

[lethal birch]

[wooden pebble]

I don't have music on

Gta v music is sad

Had enough of that annoying doomsday music ( noise )

Doomsday music and Lester taking combined is WW10

[lethal birch]

thats gtao

Eyyy, <6 minute run!

[severe garnet]

Nice

[wooden pebble]

gettin money

[dusky timber]

would've been sub 6 too if i had 2 golds

[severe garnet]

Also a sub 6

[dusky timber]

look at these winners at life getting 2 golds in the compound

[severe garnet]

In the same room also :wheeze:

[dusky timber]

bro cringe

i got such a bad layout there

[severe garnet]

I don’t like the layout were both gold were in the south storage

It’s the most difficult for me to get right

[finite light]

@still cedar I marked the most common ones.

[dusky timber]

🚮

true bros enter from the right keycard door

[finite light]

If it's not either of the red guards, juggernaut excluded, it's either the pool guards, or the one patrolling the central corridor.

@dusky timber Longfin bad.

[dusky timber]

but you use the longfin to do the

[finite light]

No... I still use the Kosatka.

[severe garnet]

I use this with the longfin jump

Marked in red

[finite light]

Same. I tried it once.

[still cedar]

i kid you not i got the same guard everytime

[finite light]

Didn't like the approach.

[still cedar]

must had been really lucky then

[trim lotus]

longfin jump? you jump into the compound with the longfin?

[charred trail]

Yeah this is the fastest route if your jump was perfect

[severe garnet]

Usually the first guard that I kill is the one that has the keys but I need to kill the guard looking at the storage area

[severe garnet]

[trim lotus]

im actually curious

[severe garnet]

You take the longfin and jump off a rock

Then you just spring to where mr rubio’s chopper is

There’ll be 3 guards there, if none of them have the gate keys, you take the nearest car and jump into the drainage tunnel

[trim lotus]

https://youtu.be/S7IqlTgLMek?t=38

i did this once by accident but kinda felt like just going to the drain was faster or looting the island first

with boosting

this is actually genius

it might be usefull for duos but since i dont do the doors solo inside its pretty useless solo

[lethal birch]

The K/D makes me want to neck myself

[languid swift]

that kd is really bad

69420.0 kd is better

[edgy anchor]

Me and the boys on the way to find out who said sum dumb shit (not my pic)

[humble light]

Peter griffin

[light jungle]

Don't mind the xbox fps but idk how I hit this

Context on that, the guy was a 113-117 don't remember, with a 2.30 KD killing a noob with the spikes of a arena war car

After that I killed em 7 more times

[paper crypt]

i getting locked inside my garage

[light jungle]

"Open sesame!"

Casually chilling mid air

[paper crypt]

how this happen because my cpu was suc dic to load the map, so when the texture wasnt finish load i went straight inside my garage

[light jungle]

Ooof

Oof ping

So you cant get out of there?

[paper crypt]

i got tp

[light jungle]

Just uhhh take gta's wonderful advice and easy way out

Ah I c

[light jungle]

Reminds me of this

I kept dying everytime I got in

[sly maple]

My internet is so slow

[light jungle]

Rip

[lethal birch]

They're not even modded

[light jungle]

Nopr

Nope*

Just straight out of the box fun

Those were random too lmao

[lusty fulcrum]

solo heist in 8 min full bag, 2 mil profit

[wooden garnet]

8:52 > 8 minutes

[lusty fulcrum]

i dont see the diffrence hehe

[raw knot]

do any of you have twitch prime

[light jungle]

"No Mk2's allowed"

[wild parcel]

gg

[lethal birch]

https://youtu.be/hGTYb22FVIg

[lethal birch]

lmfao 🤣

[proud siren]

https://gyazo.com/8a5bb9da3bef6373da5f4bec59c7cd50 @flat ivy i was hosting a casino heist and this asshole not only lied to me about his experince but also sends me this.. people these days man

[wooden garnet]

hmm sussy

[proud siren]

wdym

[wooden garnet]

It's an amogus meme

[proud siren]

ik but whats sus about this?

[wooden garnet]

That man is sus

[proud siren]

how so

[wooden garnet]

Because he lied

[trim lotus]

mans soo good he got negative kd

[proud siren]

oh

i mean he said his character was new

yeah i need to pay attention who i do my heists with

[trim lotus]

mans soo good he is reviving people instead killing them

[proud siren]

https://gyazo.com/6eca85056010c216fef3e706b6130572 (this is duggan shipment settup btw)

[lethal birch]

What car is that?

[light jungle]

Nero

Benny's website

[lethal birch]

okay funny

[light jungle]

I have the Nero, nero custom, and the THRAX

Dk why

I just need the Adder

[lethal birch]

I mean the car in the video I replied to

[light jungle]

oH

The uhhhh

BF RAPTOR

648k

For some reason it sent me to the picture of the nero

[lethal birch]

oh okay haha

[light jungle]

Its more of a car to drive around 4 fun

It spins out a lot

[lethal birch]

Yeah I wanted to know because it only had 3 wheels lol

[light jungle]

Heh

[lethal birch]

1000000000000000000000

[lethal birch]

😭😭😭

[proud siren]

i have no idea

[lethal birch]

:o because whenever i get that kinda a dm its them usually

[proud siren]

lol

[lethal birch]

xd

https://youtu.be/dwzdVCQCl3E

[cold peak]

how do you expect me to hack it🤨

[celest spade]

Use up-n-atomizer

[cold peak]

its a joke tommy

he glitched out of the way tommy

[celest spade]

It is hacking time then

[wooden garnet]

tommy, more like, sussy

😳

[lethal birch]

https://youtu.be/bksQAVTmx2c

[wooden garnet]

@storm mica gonna be a long ride

[storm mica]

oh boy

[maiden widget]

https://youtu.be/ZKepEMNPlRI

[lethal birch]

mission failed

[wooden garnet]

Oof

[lethal birch]

Bolt2049 left

[wooden garnet]

😳

[lethal birch]

🙀😔

[wooden garnet]

Oh, we're here

[lethal birch]

some delivery missions in rdr2 are really bad

rdr2 map is bigger than gta 5

and rdr2 doesnt have cars

so

😔

[severe garnet]

Ping me everytime you fail

[storm mica]

@lethal birch

[lethal birch]

That surely doesn’t make the run that much faster i only spend like no more than 5 mins in the compound

I spend like a minute walking to the vault

Maybe that cayo vid i sent isn’t the exact route i use

[stone ether]

That CPU is looking hot

[wise rain]

God what is wrong with the Casino heist? After looking into it the list of bugs is absurd and its been years since its release with no fixes.
This is my first heist and I am already looking forward to breaking even and never touching it again.
(for context this is Big Con)

Bug 1

The first heist attempt we did, none of the guards would move. This is one of the more commonly known bugs and it took about 2-3 new session finds to fix it but was annoying nonetheless.

Bug 2

None of the cameras would move. None. Like we waiting for minutes at a time and they were static. Lesser known it seems

Bug 3

This one was absolutely detrimental and made it practically unbeatable. We did everything right with no bugs and it was straightforward, until we got to the laundry room. We had done the NOOSE gear setup and added it to the heist prep and Lester even said "now is time to change into your outfits". And of course, just our luck, there were no outfits to change into. At this point we have had enough and rq'd because of the absurd difficulty it is to play this heist without running into a string of bugs which limit our ability massively to even get through the basic stages.

What do we even do at this point

[stone ether]

I've experienced all of those

[wise rain]

Isn't it wonderful

[stone ether]

And still finished the heist under all circumstances

I don't even go for the noose outfits anymore

[wise rain]

Oncemore this is my first heist. I'm sure it is possible but trying to do it undetected under such circumstances is made massively more difficult to the point of near unbeatability

[stone ether]

Indeed, you get used to it

[wise rain]

But why should anyone have to? It's absurd that these problems still exist.

[stone ether]

Eh, it's Rockstar

[wise rain]

Considering just scratching the heist and re-doing all the setups as Aggressive at this point as reluctant as I am

[stone ether]

Are you playing the heist for fun or looking for money?

[wise rain]

Money. I didn't get the Criminal Enterprise pack as many did for free from Epic, I bought the game on PC around a year ago and only recently did I get the PC parts to run it smoothly enough to play and enjoy it. I spent nearly all my money I had grinded from crate missions from a bought office on the casino and this is what I got in return.

on the arcade*, sorry

[stone ether]

Ah I see. You should've saved up just a little more and bought a Kosatka in that case, Cayo Perico is much more efficient and can be done solo

[wise rain]

Isn't it free with Prime?

[severe garnet]

No

The sonar is free with prime

[stone ether]

Just the Sonar Station

[wise rain]

That's... odd.

[stone ether]

Sonar is still 1.2 mil iirc

Fair deal

[wise rain]

Well whats done is done.

Hindsight is a beauty but that doesn't change the issues rn

[stone ether]

You'll need to run 2-3 casino at most to afford a Kosatka, then it's a matter of time before you have all the money you want

[wise rain]

My friend just got off so I don't have anyone to experience all the bugs R* have to throw at me :/

[stone ether]

You can find a ton of people in LFG channels :)

[wise rain]

Okie dokie

Also just a random question; which I don't suppose you have expertise in but: are the heists hosted locally? Rather than R* using up server space to host a 2 player heist.

[stone ether]

Not sure, you have a higher chance of getting an answer in #gta-tech-support

[wise rain]

Oh I thought this was the questions channel lol, clicked the wrong one mb

[stone ether]

Ahh, it happens

[candid beacon]

31-10ed a noob level 169 who killed me

on his oppressor

[lethal birch]

lol

[wooden garnet]

@storm mica I think I'm done heisting with randoms

[storm mica]

lol?

[wooden garnet]

Every fucking way these idiots just mess things up, not listening to anything I say and then doing whatever they want while blaming me for not carrying them

[storm mica]

lmao

[wooden garnet]

I literally had to do the lv2 keycards prep for these idots

[storm mica]

[wooden garnet]

But hey, I found an old DCH bug

Nice to see it still works

There's some weird issue with Rockstar servers

[storm mica]

that always happen to me
including when we did ours

[wooden garnet]

Weird ass game

[storm mica]

bruh

[wooden garnet]

I guess I'll try deleting my cache

Hopefully this should work

Otherwise fk the Panther, I'll go play on FiveM

Always fun

Bigass

[storm mica]

imma go do panther on my second character

[wooden garnet]

What is this shit

[storm mica]

bruh

[wooden garnet]

Such fucking shit service

Can't even make up it's mind

[wooden garnet]

@storm mica First

[storm mica]

pogu

i just realise i haven't done any cayo yet on my second character
was scoping out when my game crashed

fml

[lethal birch]

😋

[sleek hazel]

[lethal birch]

🐷

oink

[sleek hazel]

pork

nice pork

I like pork belly

tasty

[wooden garnet]

Reese in a nutshell

[lethal birch]

how do i post pics

[nocturne otter]

You have to be more than lv5 to send a picture here

[lethal birch]

ah okay

[lethal birch]

btw a question, can you still get the cmm role?

since the server changed a lot last time i was here

[nocturne otter]

Yea

[lethal birch]

uh how do i get it

[nocturne otter]

!cmm

[unborn stump]

H

[sleek hazel]

good

[lethal birch]

i bet the save is corruputed

thats all

[lethal birch]

@rapid laurel get real

[rapid laurel]

I should use that vest instead

[lethal birch]

good luck

[rapid laurel]

It’s glitched isn’t it

I’m not glitching outfits

[lethal birch]

xdev

[lethal birch]

MODDED

why you dislike outfits that are glitched though?

yeah most look like this

but its like F1 wheels I guess. Most look awful but the few that arent are

[rapid laurel]

I don’t understand why people need to glitch an outfit to look good

Or at least make themselves feel like they look good

[lethal birch]

?????

[lethal birch]

THOSE PANTS

[near minnow]

https://youtu.be/jLybDzgdmJE

Weird glitch idk lol kinda funny

[lethal birch]

THE MODDED OUTFIT BE LIKE

@lethal birch ik u wanna see this LMFAO

[light jungle]

[lethal birch]

https://tenor.com/view/kei-shirogane-kaguya-sama-love-is-war-かぐや様は告らせたい-天才たちの恋愛頭脳戦-gif-17505978

[light jungle]

y e s

Kei shirogane

[lethal birch]

p good anime

[light jungle]

[wheat harbor]

who goes first in b2b

[meager cliff]

get a load of this guy

[tall lava]

Who wants to do Diamond casino heist on PC?

[nocturne otter]

!lfg @tall lava

[tardy stone]

@tall lava, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Apartment: #archive-pc｜apartment-heist-lfg
Casino: #pc-l｜casino-lfg
Cayo Perico: #pc-l｜cayo-perico-lfg
Doomsday: #archive-pc｜doomsday-lfg
Everything else: #pc-l｜other-lfg

Requested by: @nocturne otter

[lethal birch]

You know that @lethal birch doesnt like tryhard outfits like that

[lethal birch]

ik

thats the average modded outfit

As @lethal birch , can confirm

but

guess what

what it actually is

white bp helmet blue jersey black amour green scarf orange joggers red deadline

[lethal birch]

fahrenheit 😔

🤔

[wooden garnet]

Blyat

[storm mica]

first cph on second character
god i forgot how stupidly long the cut scenes are, hate it

now on to the panther

[lethal birch]

My friend got tequila twice instead of panther

Battle tug > patrol boat

[storm mica]

lmfao

[lethal birch]

lol

[lost urchin]

Y cant i sent pictures

[lethal birch]

Then it capsized

[storm mica]

need level 5

[lost urchin]

Ah

[severe garnet]

Ikr

[lethal birch]

🙀 😭

[severe garnet]

My first heist took 2 hours

15 minutes were just the cutscenes

[storm mica]

i also forgot i didn't have shit on my second character
longfin took a while

[severe garnet]

Ah the long process of going to a certain locations to get a phantom wedge

Glad I purchased my own

[lethal birch]

Lazer bad change my mind

[lethal birch]

that outfit looks similar to astro soups :0

😋

[wooden garnet]

sussy

[nocturne otter]

Mr.Boss alt acc

[wooden garnet]

Not a 10min cut though

[severe garnet]

How many ads

250?

[lethal birch]

0

coz i use adblocker

😎

[nocturne otter]

Adblocker doesn't work for me these days

[wooden garnet]

I'll actually watch the video once for funsies

Really liking the video so far

NVE singleplayer mod, a F&F Supra, very nice start to a video talking about an Online car meet dlc

[nocturne otter]

[wooden garnet]

I guess he forgot Dynasty8 doesn't sell cars

[nocturne otter]