gta-media

[storm mica]

that prediction

[grave imp]

Thx but the filter is on the lowest percentage 😅

10%

[storm mica]

i see
but i do like the light reflections a lot
really nice

[grave imp]

Are u going to car meets in gta?

Maybe we can do some nice pictures with our cars

[storm mica]

don't play on xbox anymore

[grave imp]

Ok

[nocturne otter]

Strafing is ok for me cause I do it when I'm too bored to 90 degree, hydra is ok too, good to strafe , 3->

[obsidian wind]

Why

[arctic stirrup]

just hopping in to some OG cars in GTA

[abstract cipher]

🚀

[lethal birch]

Not really a hero outfit but gonna be using this to defend noobs against griefers on my videos when things get serious

[worldly gulch]

oh shit

[sharp atlas]

😂

[lethal birch]

Damn rubio is cosplaying

[obsidian acorn]

https://twitter.com/TezFunz2/status/1387684785074573313

Tez2 (@TezFunz2)

Podium vehicle: Revolter
3x GTA& & RP on

• Motor Wars Adversary Mode
  2x GTA$ & RP on
• Bunker Sell Missions
• Bunker, Diamond, Missile Base Adversary Modes
  #GTAOnline

Twitter · Apr 29, 2021, 8:26 AM

[solemn berry]

stole it from r/gtaonline

[meager path]

https://twitter.com/TezFunz2/status/1387684785074573313
https://twitter.com/TezFunz2/status/1387684790548287489

Tez2 (@TezFunz2)

Podium vehicle: Revolter
3x GTA& & RP on

• Motor Wars Adversary Mode
  2x GTA$ & RP on
• Bunker Sell Missions
• Bunker, Diamond, Missile Base Adversary Modes
  #GTAOnline

Twitter · Apr 29, 2021, 8:26 AM

Tez2 (@TezFunz2)

50% Off Bunkers (+Renovations)
40% Off

• APC ($1,855,350 - $1,395,000)
• Half-track ($1,352,610 - $1,017,000)
• Paragon RR ($543,000)
• Laser Weapons
  Premium Race: Cutting Coroners
  Time Trial: Elysian Island II
  RC Time Trial: Vespucci Beach
  #GTAOnline

Twitter · Apr 29, 2021, 8:26 AM

[solemn berry]

welp

time to buy an APC

[wooden garnet]

shitty week

not surprised

[dusky timber]

is worse than + +

buf if you're talking about running just one then i guess is good

[wooden garnet]

It's labor intensive

Especially since meta grinding is in invite sessions now

[dusky timber]

tru

[wooden garnet]

Also, I gave that man a catto heist

he was hapy

[lethal birch]

nice :D

[arctic stirrup]

thanks ❤️

[frail orbit]

"And im on the Highway to Hell, Highway to Hell" (AC DC Lyrics for Highway to Hell)
Plane Boat Highway, where this whole highway is blocked by planes

[nocturne otter]

The graphics

2080?

[frail orbit]

i set it to 800x600, i like squashed resolutions for some reason

[nocturne otter]

[frail orbit]

its blurry but not too blurry

They know im a verified creator, jk im not, R*'s not doing it anymore

[dusky timber]

more like 8200, as in geforce 8200 from 2006

[nocturne otter]

[frail orbit]

kekw

[nocturne otter]

kekw man died

[wooden garnet]

I'd bet it still is better than my GPU

[frail orbit]

i saw it

very sad

[wooden garnet]

F

[frail orbit]

he ought to be happy still for us bois to keep the emoji alive, even in a decade after his death

what is an officer of noose doing helping 2 g6 guards out of the mantrap and out of casino with in their bags?

[lethal birch]

:O

[wooden garnet]

[frail orbit]

and then this happened:

i changed into another noose outfit

[wooden garnet]

@swift dome

[swift dome]

[wooden garnet]

welcome back after ban

[patent ibex]

this is so good

[arctic stirrup]

just got a box-fresh furia

[severe garnet]

Not bad

[vestal elm]

Was that couple always there in the shop of the casino, poor them they must have a bad experience ? First time noticing it (You can witness them in a cut scene of the Casino Heist if you go aggro main door)

[edgy anchor]

You can see them in the casino missions too iirc

[vestal elm]

yes but my questions is would you see them in freemode ?

[edgy anchor]

Yes

[patent knot]

yes

in fact, they're quite annoying to listen to..

[vestal elm]

yeah oki thx for that; I listened to them for a while they are quite funny xD

[patent knot]

it was funny the first few times, yeah

but the woman's voice kind of cuts through the background noise and it becomes really not nice to listen to after the twentieth time

[vestal elm]

oh I see I never have audio input on GTA ; either watching some video or listening to music

because yeah of that repetitiveness

[sonic moon]

Who can help me make money i have 80k and lvl 18

[tardy stone]

@sonic moon, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Apartment: #archive-ps｜apartment-heist-lfg
Casino: #ps4｜casino-lfg
Cayo Perico: #ps4｜cayo-perico-lfg
Doomsday: #archive-ps｜doomsday-lfg
Everything else: #ps4｜other-lfg

Requested by: @solemn berry

[lethal birch]

No 😃

[primal haven]

Yuh?

[lethal birch]

[rapid laurel]

I despise the hydra, when you strafe, it’s such a big target for homing missiles, and it’s hard to strafe 90 degrees bc it’s not agile

[nocturne otter]

It surly is a big target for homing missiles, I agree, but lazer spawns are so far

[rapid laurel]

I don’t find jet spawns all that bad

[nocturne otter]

Btw, Am I the only one who can't call the CEO vehicles for like a week

It's hard to do pvp w/o buzzard

[rapid laurel]

Why would you use a buzzard

People just resort to the mk2 bruh

You get shot down ez

[nocturne otter]

When he's running away

You can avoid homing pretty easily

[rapid laurel]

Not mk2 tho

[nocturne otter]

yea

But if my mk2 is broken, I have to use the buzzard

And I got no moni to call MMI if it's broken

[rapid laurel]

I think people are starting grab on to the chaff mk2

I’m seeing less and less flare users

[nocturne otter]

chaff

I got all chaff except for the b11

[rapid laurel]

I learned my lesson about playing in free aim

Mk2s are very hard to kill

Some dick killed me 6 times with the mk2 and once with a bandito

I was the only one with a legit kill

A sniper kill

[nocturne otter]

Use nightshark+ sticky

[rapid laurel]

I was on paleto beach

He didn’t give me enough time to call

I couldn’t even really do anything

It was worse than a jet

Except jets can be taken out

Mk2 should be completely taken out of free aim

Make people use the mk1

[lethal birch]

hey hey

[idle maple]

here, have cringe

[livid gust]

@lethal birch #memes-and-shitposting

[lethal birch]

what you actually do: BLOW IT UP

[idle maple]

speaking of which

[lethal birch]

ok

LMAO

no longer have to worry about a depresser mk2

btw how u rocket spam so fast

i feel like mine messes up sometimes

[nocturne otter]

Maybe macro

I want to spam like him w/o macro

[idle maple]

these are my buttons, I just have sticky bomb on mouse button and rpg on q

[lethal birch]

@idle maple it really does look like console

cus safezone

and stuff

[idle maple]

I just found a rank 61 on a mk2 with machine guns

[nocturne otter]

Machine guns

[idle maple]

is my game just fucked, or is this guy playing connect 4 in the chat?

[livid gust]

lmfao

[wooden garnet]

@nocturne otter Macro really isn't needed for rocket spam

Pardon fps issues

😔

[nocturne otter]

Nice

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[nocturne otter]

I'm kinda bad at spamming, like I always throw stickys after spamming like 2 times

[wooden garnet]

You're on PC or console?

[nocturne otter]

Console

[wooden garnet]

Hmm yeah, I suppose it's just a matter of practice on console

On PC it's just mashing keybinds

Even by default keys for stickies is 4 and RPGs is 5

Just holding aim and mashing 4-5-4-5 makes it spam RPGs

And that's for ghetto players like me who have a two button mouse

[nocturne otter]

On console, it's kinda complicated, you have to control your left stick to change

[wooden garnet]

5 button mouse are the best for rocket spamming

[nocturne otter]

And it takes some practice

[wooden garnet]

understandable

I used to manually switch for spamming before I knew about keybinds

Like, holding Tab and using Mouse

[idle maple]

same it sucked

[wooden garnet]

Got semi good at it, half the speed of my clip above. Found it very painful to do.

But problem with mashing 4-5-4-5 is you can't really move

[idle maple]

for me it was a problem thanks to 200 dpi

[wooden garnet]

Having a 5 button mouse >>>>>>> 4-5-4-5 mash

Because you can just mash the mouse buttons instead

occupies only one hand

[nocturne otter]

Spamming atomizer is hella easy, but not homing or rpg

[sick flower]

This is the most I've earned with Tequila as a primary target

87k from safe, 330k from one gold stack (using the ads pistol glitch), rest of bag filled with coke, hard mode, elite challenge

[weak sparrow]

why he stand like that doe?

[tropic wren]

because he can :p

[lethal birch]

Finnaly level 100

[wooden garnet]

nice

[lethal birch]

Now i can play insurgent vs players normaly

[pallid ridge]

[karmic acorn]

I found Lester

[weak sparrow]

sheeeeeeesh

[hazy sparrow]

Sheeeesh

Queen 👑

[true hawk]

Nah, but I meant I found out about it I can send you the link if you'd like lol

[unreal aspen]

no i've seen videos about it

that's why i asked if you really found it

[lethal birch]

@lethal birch

Sheesh

Ez mode

[compact whale]

less gooo

[glad lance]

#memes-and-shitposting

[lethal birch]

Gta new map?

[storm mica]

pls stop

[lethal birch]

Why no snow on new map, i want skiing and snow vehicles

[lethal birch]

?

And can we get house options whit own dock

[severe garnet]

Fits the gap perfectly

[little maple]

fwip

[willow carbon]

how to be able to send pics

[restive rivet]

Need lvl 5

[willow carbon]

okay

thx

[timid star]

THAT WOULD BE AMAZING

[wooden garnet]

@storm mica take the lzzzz

And the shitty audio quality

[storm mica]

@wooden garnet same goes for you

:catjam:

[wooden garnet]

Why can't I watch the video

[severe garnet]

The secret to this is the pink heavy sniper

[wooden garnet]

What about the premath @storm mica

[storm mica]

oppr mk2 dive bomb
:madge:

[wooden garnet]

You can see my fps tingling in the background

[wooden garnet]

I'm better on the frankly

I haven't used the Mk2 in ATG ever

[severe garnet]

Divebombing someone on foot while in a mk2

Get some skill

Smh my head

[wooden garnet]

I would fly upside down but there's no towers

[severe garnet]

Prison

[wooden garnet]

And get sniped in the attempt, no thanks

Too open

And thin

[storm mica]

[severe garnet]

These cliffs can work too I think

[wooden garnet]

ploop

[wooden garnet]

You gotta be [s l o w] for that to work

But you know, I shoulda at least tried to go upside down

I haven't done upside down ATG either

[severe garnet]

I haven’t went upside down with the mk2 in so long

The only thing that I have been doing for 3 weeks now is hotlap tracks in slow cars

[wooden garnet]

@storm mica lzzzz mk2

[severe garnet]

Holy fuck 88mb

[wooden garnet]

90s file, 88mb, with no loss in quality

Sounds very good to me

what a crihard smh

[storm mica]

smh i was fight u with a navy revolver while u being sweaty tryhard

[severe garnet]

The capture system [on Xbox] is just too good

[wooden garnet]

u the crihard, look next clip smh*!*

Imagine intentionally blowing yourself up when ded

[late lava]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/787069842003853362/837451001845252097/d4b73b1a-d8de-4d49-8677-853027b9b378.png

[idle maple]

POV: you blew up too many faggios

[severe garnet]

When you left too many heists to get a perfect run you’re now in bad sport

[idle maple]

I randomly got disconnected out of a session, and it said I was a bad sport for getting disconnected. Thanks cockstar

[late lava]

Actually nuke is right

I blew up oppressors

Like a cool person

Seriously bad sports is scary

[severe garnet]

How long are you in bad sport for

[late lava]

A few hours

They are bullying me!!!

[severe garnet]

Oh

That time is for play time

[storm mica]

cop killed me

[severe garnet]

So for example if you have bad sport for 24h

You need to play for an entire day to get it removed

[late lava]

I have a 2kd

And they have bloody 10kds

Lool

Also they have cringe pfo

Pfp

[idle maple]

sus

[earnest niche]

I was playing hide and seek and being chased and I made the clutch of the century

[livid gust]

[sleek hazel]

[bold river]

Bruh how is that possible

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[sleek hazel]

Lol

[sleek hazel]

"LEACKED"

[lethal birch]

look at gta logic in video LMAO

he falls asleep in a second

[sleek hazel]

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[rapid laurel]

💀

No you can’t

I mean like, legit coded aimbot

No ones gonna buy a controller mod for gta

[idle maple]

This is 100% legit just been playing gta 5 online for 37 years

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

One message removed from a suspended account.

[unreal aspen]

damn really who wouldve thought

[swift dome]

8

[hallow depot]

lol

[hallow depot]

isnt it 6 ?

[rain granite]

almost 8

[hallow depot]

not really

almost everyone plays on current gen or pc

[rain granite]

and someone said max limit is 2.1b

[hallow depot]

and

the current gen and pc versionn were launched in 2015

[rain granite]

online was released in 2013 ... discussion over

[hallow depot]

no

[rain granite]

yes

[storm mica]

@wooden garnet i have edited the clip idot

[lethal birch]

:0

[small spear]

idot

[sleek hazel]

Smooth

[wooden garnet]

good one

[compact whale]

Nobody does that

[rain granite]

people do

[storm mica]

I occasionally do that
When i join random’s apartment heist

[wooden garnet]

No one joins a heist just to help randoms

I join to have fun, and in the process I might show some benevolence with my cut if I feel like it

[storm mica]

Except me
Well
Im just looking for something to do most of the time so

[wooden garnet]

stay mad bish

show scorecard if sweaty gei

[lethal birch]

Im Looking For Somone To Make A Crew For Me And Let Me In It! Crew Has To Have A Good Emblem!

[compact whale]

#gta-vehicles

[hallow depot]

lol

[vast arrow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H81zSVUj4OE

:v

[floral otter]

Proof that Phantom Wedges are only temporary. When one gets destroyed a new one will be delivered. #RIPENVIRONMENT

[willow carbon]

i once was in a lobby and a modder suddenly nuked the whole map so hard that even my kosatka got destroyed

[past dawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688055012605034531/837629237665726494/unknown.png this guy cheating right?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688055012605034531/837623624901984256/unknown.png

or can u actually get 5.6 mil solo now?

[formal glen]

Yeah there is no way you can get 4,5 Mil in Secondary Targets without cheats

[severe garnet]

It’s obvious

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

One message removed from a suspended account.

[past dawn]

Ikr

DEEPFR13S
#0001

is the hacker

[past dawn]

ban him

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688055012605034531/837666589398663168/unknown.png fucking cheater

He's saying that it is a "glitch"

for sure hes using an menu or something

[unreal aspen]

"glitching"

panther statue

[wooden garnet]

real glitchers know you can't get more than 620k secondary by glitching

[rapid laurel]

This is what happens to stupid ass mk2 users

[wooden garnet]

He's so bad it physically hurts

[lethal birch]

gtahax ui, not a mod menu, stat editor.

it is pretty easy to use.

it doesn’t affect you but hes dumb its a stat editor not even a menu so

[stuck flower]

So I chose "Random" as spwan location and tought it will give me a spwan location that I have and not on mount chilliad lol

[safe walrus]

Lol you didn’t have a personal vehicle that spawned with you?

[edgy anchor]

He did

Just not in the same time zone

[lethal birch]

Llamo.

Him venting cus he didn’t greif his cargo

he only knows how to use an oppresser lmfao

[brittle tundra]

@wooden garnet drips?

[lethal birch]

Someone explain this please I still don't understand

[wheat hare]

@lethal birch that guy is a beta male

[lethal birch]

LMFAO

[wooden garnet]

crihard smh

no drip

all sweat

[brittle tundra]

men frick u

im no sweat

[wooden garnet]

u is as you was

smh

[brittle tundra]

character on the coutach tho

countach

[storm mica]

is that vespucci beach nc i see on minimap
big bad

[brittle tundra]

crowded but

functional

[wheat hare]

Here’s the full story : I got killed for my bounty so I tried to take revenge, by getting his bounty. Then this white knight tried to kill me so I downed him and when he disappeared I knew something was wrong.

[brittle tundra]

hey wait ur the guy i helped sell ur mcs

[neon parcel]

I made this just to get hate

[wheat hare]

Thanks if you did

@brittle tundra

[brittle tundra]

[neon parcel]

Y'all ever get bad sport before?

[stuck flower]

nah cuz im not a scumbag lol

[neon parcel]

Neither am i

[lethal birch]

inaccurate for ps badsport everyones in godmode.

[neon parcel]

Learned that the hard way

[amber laurel]

my horse got second place and this guy beat him

[soft verge]

love that colour ❤️ how you made it ?

[bronze urchin]

https://youtu.be/lZrAvtJJZHk

[lethal birch]

Ouch

[wide hemlock]

Loool.

That train is surreal.

[stiff gorge]

its sad but funny

[wide hemlock]

Like moments before the accident.

[stiff gorge]

yeah

[wide hemlock]

Perfect, lol.

[wide hemlock]

👏 👏 👏 👏

We live in a society.. 😔

[lethal birch]

[safe sundial]

"

[lethal birch]

the amazing cj has completely lost it

it's probably all a gag but i have a feeling he really believes we should give all our money to rockstar

[safe sundial]

https://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/_Rwtaq5duEeVu3xQHlj50w_0_0.jpg

my gta 5 garage

[small spear]

Moozy

[safe sundial]

the black and yellow imponte ruiner is my first car

that i ever got

honestly i'm proud of that car

[stuck flower]

Man I got 24 garages and 5 of them are empty and 4 are filled with 1 or 2 lol

[safe sundial]

i'm thinking about fully upgrading my imponte ruiner

that i nicknamed "ruiny''

[stuck flower]

Also first time seeing the zhaba or whatever that low budget tanks is

[safe sundial]

lol

i think its zhaba

[stuck flower]

Yeah I was hyped for that car but yeah we all know how "good" the vehicle is

Car? Vehicle? Idk

Id do a garage review of some cars (non modded or glitched) when I got time

[idle maple]

sorry but if it doesnt have body armor and a bulletproof helmet it aint a good outfit to me

[lethal birch]

Today is a good day https://i.imgur.com/suTTyTB.png

[compact whale]

What

[lethal birch]

i have the most expensive one lol

[compact whale]

That doesn’t look like the pink diamond

[severe garnet]

We get it

You messed with the game files

[lethal birch]

Panther Statue

[unreal aspen]

ok todd

[unreal aspen]

yeah we know

[lethal birch]

gang

[pallid ridge]

Good to know thanks

[stuck flower]

what panther statue out?

[severe garnet]

No

[lethal birch]

@lethal birch we get it haxui

ik thats gtahax lmao

Good job 👏👏👏

[frail orbit]

C4? On my Infernus Exhaust?

[safe sundial]

oh noes!!!!1

https://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/icRHfXqs0UCRy1K3f3_l8w_0_0.jpg

my first car

i thought i'd give ruiny some new upgrades

[plucky vapor]

Where is this?

[safe sundial]

https://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/xqjCEWt4Rki4vnnHN4lodw_0_0.jpg?downsize=888:*&output-quality=80

updated garage

[dusky timber]

what the fuck

[safe sundial]

?

i just like to show my garage

[formal imp]

i dont remember buying this

[rancid hull]

The zhaba Is blocking half the cars

[lavish cedar]

@rancid hull

[rancid hull]

Hm

[lavish cedar]

weird isnt it?

[rancid hull]

Maybe you have already watched the cutscene

Check warstock and see if the sub is locked

[lavish cedar]

that worked

[rancid hull]

Is it locked or not

[lavish cedar]

nope

it was there

I bought it

[safe sundial]

just a little bit of my deluxo

i'll change it tho

[vapid shoal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/751841346163179650/837782858533044224/unknown.png

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/751841346163179650/837784643993600000/unknown.png

[safe sundial]

cool

[vapid shoal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/475760734270259225/831530904279187466/unknown.png

some photos of my friends and i matching in game

[safe sundial]

wich one is your character

[vapid shoal]

the one in the orange suit

[craggy meadow]

Love to see it

[safe sundial]

you look like a 80's cop lol

[vapid shoal]

pretty much sums it up

[dusky timber]

yes but none of these fit together

[safe sundial]

i dont really care

about if my cars fit or not

[safe sundial]

together

looks dont matter

[dusky timber]

then why post a photo

[safe sundial]

because i like showing my cars

[dusky timber]

when photos are about looks

if you like showing then it's about looks

i mean i dont judge

[safe sundial]

no

its not about looks

[dusky timber]

that photo would only make sense if we still had one garage (like in 2013)

[safe sundial]

good old 2013

[dusky timber]

so you'd have to put everything in one place

[safe sundial]

when the game didnt have opressors

well when the game didnt have griefers

that use opressors

[dusky timber]

[safe sundial]

because i have an opressor and i love it

anyways im gonna go mod my bf weevil

[steady sonnet]

lol

[safe sundial]

what the

actual

frickity truck

[amber laurel]

share this to ur friends

[wise mica]

Wtf why is it so laggy

[little maple]

Uh oh.

[safe sundial]

uh oh, stinky

@little maple i like ur pfp

[little maple]

Thank you.

[safe sundial]

no problem

i like cats

and slime rancher is cute

cute + cute = really cute

[lethal birch]

https://i.imgur.com/1z9JBxB.png not bad

[vapid shoal]

wtf panther is back?

[lethal birch]

https://i.imgur.com/2AKpA4m.png

ur so fake 😂

[lethal birch]

and no lol ||check my roles 👀 ||

[safe sundial]

wait modders are accepted here?

[lethal birch]

yeah

[safe sundial]

thank god

[lethal birch]

you can have the modder role lol

u just cant post links and tell them where to get it

[safe sundial]

cool bc

i'm a modder

[lethal birch]

lemme find the command to give role

[safe sundial]

just dont tell my brother

[lethal birch]

lmao

@safe sundial type !modder in chat

@vapid shoal how much $$ you have tho

[safe sundial]

wee

i didnt get the role

[lethal birch]

did you type that?

[safe sundial]

wait its

[lethal birch]

@safe sundial type !join modder

[vapid shoal]

about a mil

[lethal birch]

https://i.imgur.com/It9ItdU.png

@safe sundial

[little maple]

@safe sundial the role can't be removed.

[lethal birch]

[safe sundial]

i know

not like i'm gonna stop modding any time soon

god damn it i bought the tinkle stamp

[lethal birch]

what

[safe sundial]

i meant to buy the fukaru

[lethal birch]

tf u mean tinkle stamp

[safe sundial]

this

this is the tinkle stamp

[small spear]

That means pee bruh

[lethal birch]

and fukaru means fuck you lol

[little maple]

That's the tinkle livery.

[safe sundial]

and piBwasser means piss water

[lethal birch]

stamp and livery are 2 different things

[safe sundial]

english isnt my main language lol

[vapid shoal]

i have that lada with the card board 😤

[safe sundial]

that what

[lethal birch]

if you buy a lada you have to have the prolaps livery

SLAV

[vapid shoal]

i absolutely have that

[little maple]

I like the sprunk logo.

[safe sundial]

i prefer ecola

i just realized

ecola
ecoli

[little maple]

Schlonberg sachs, gruppe sachs, penris building..

[safe sundial]

lol

[lethal birch]

https://i.imgur.com/z6tjM93.png

nice

[amber laurel]

“send this to your friends” meant it as troll

[sinful pendant]

Wait how did u get 3.750 million out of secondary target with 2 people wtf

[dusky timber]

cheats

[lethal birch]

^^

[safe sundial]

modding gta online is cool

i'm not recommending you mod the game

[lethal birch]

cool

the orbital cannon but epic???

[formal imp]

knocked him off then burned me down with a full auto minigun then somehow swapped weapons to a mg

[wooden garnet]

@storm mica 1-1 lzzz? 😳

[storm mica]

my landing look so hilarious from ur pov

[wooden garnet]

ploop

This is very sus though ngl

Your outfit is literally camouflaged

damn scuba suits

[storm mica]

[wooden garnet]

How did you not die from the car explosion though

very sus

[lethal birch]

https://i.imgur.com/QrIvFBK.png

[wooden garnet]

@storm mica kewl pic

@rancid hull :catjam:

@storm mica

[storm mica]

[wooden garnet]

Charisma 100

At least I got my pics

😌

[wooden garnet]

Pink sniper

🙏

[safe sundial]

https://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/enPt8SLTEEq0X3oPIG3ajw_0_0.jpg?downsize=888:*&output-quality=80

mario kart 9

GOTY edition

[storm mica]

@wooden garnet

[nocturne otter]

[storm mica]

my pov:

[rancid hull]

[bold river]

social club color

[lethal birch]

[lethal birch]

shoots petrol machines

[night spoke]

someone literally could this is FiveM

not LSPDFR

got on more

[lethal birch]

Idk what FiveM is

[night spoke]

its a roleplaying Platform for gta

little SRU operation

[lethal birch]

I don't have permissions to attach files

I can't post photos

[night spoke]

oof you should ask a mod about it

[lethal birch]

Sad

[night spoke]

Just a Taxi nothing sus here

[tawdry hound]

is that Dababy?

[night spoke]

na lols

Its Da-Taxi

Taxi/UC cop

some place in Gta go hard with the graphics card

[idle maple]

not my outfit, just some random dudes epic glitched tryhard outfit

[night spoke]

Friendly chat till the show starts (10-80)

[lethal birch]

They usually just start shooting

In GTA online (not story mode)

[wise mica]

What game is that

[clever scaffold]

Nvm

[night spoke]

Gta V on FiveM

[night spoke]

Disclaimer - u need a PC

For five m

[wise mica]

Holy, that is redux's redux

[night spoke]

If you want what rp server it is then it's DOJRP

[hoary drift]

uhh

[lethal birch]

modded

not glitched

since its not not even possible really with glitch

[meager path]

Heads up PlayStation GTAOnline players: A new batch of FREE GTA$1,000,000 has just arrived on the PlayStation Store!

[livid gust]

..

are you a commercial

[brittle tundra]

check his past msgs

he just reposts all of rockstars announcements

[wooden pebble]

[livid gust]

why

@brittle tundra look at #gta-news

[brittle tundra]

[dusky timber]

tbf i don't post about free psn money

[livid gust]

realizing now i pinged the wrong person

@meager path check #gta-news

@dusky timber

[dusky timber]

[livid gust]

[frail orbit]

this might explain why english dave never returns to ls and is held in a cage

[livid gust]

id say it definitely does

[frail orbit]

english dave made big mistakey

and now he remains hostage in a cage next to the panther

Where did the ramius go? merryweather bought the ramius from bogdan so they could use it for well, ANYTHING

[small spear]

@brittle tundra

[frail orbit]

i am the man, i played for 700 minutes straight, my highest record is 900 minutes (yes the overlay logs it in minutes not minutes -> hours)

[small spear]

Not bad

[frail orbit]

total time played: 2,242 hours (93 days according to epic launcher)

[storm mica]

The car was still far from me lol

[nocturne otter]

And also, what is this man

[vast arrow]

i... can't believe it... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H81zSVUj4OE

[abstract cipher]

https://i.imgur.com/SaCXMvo.jpg wtf

[wooden garnet]

Oi, show the kill as well 😔

I wanna see the victim's perspective

[golden harness]

@pearl crater Shitposting is only allowed in #memes-and-shitposting.
Shitposting is a failure to make a constructive post, posting memes, trolling, or other forms of degrading the chat quality.
This is up to the moderator's discretion. https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Shit Posting
Requested by: @solar summit

[solar summit]

go to shitpost there dumb guy @lethal birch

[lethal birch]

This guy was griefing the entire lobby so now I came with an apc in front of his apartment

lmfao

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[lethal birch]

i have a heart attack when i see his fps

[wooden pebble]

What in the

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

One message removed from a suspended account.

[wooden pebble]

[glad terrace]

World War 3 in bound I guess

[wooden pebble]

[elder sparrow]

Lmao

[vagrant patio]

@vagrant patio

[idle maple]

[compact whale]

hmmm

[rancid hull]

Bus meet

[wooden garnet]

[severe garnet]

1-0 cry

[wooden garnet]

He mistyped the 0-1 to 1-0

Its extra funny when people say 1-0 after getting killed instead of killing me

[lethal birch]

😐

[brittle tundra]

are those modded buses

[elder sparrow]

Yes

These are from FiveM

[brittle tundra]

ah man

[rain granite]

look at this kid lmao

[light pike]

I hate modders

Passionately

[sleek hazel]

we all do

[rain granite]

looks like this guy doesn't who messaged me lol 😂

[storm mica]

I set my replay to 15 seconds only

[wooden garnet]

smh idot

why not record live

Plus 15s replays are too small

30s-45s gud

You can always trim if you need

[lethal birch]

Nice

[agile wedge]

https://youtu.be/PsBHS4mW8T4

[lethal birch]

Thank you

[compact whale]

You know, that’s not very creative IMO

[agile wedge]

So now what

[spare stratus]

@lethal birch

[lethal birch]

Bro check your map I'm in a jet

[spare stratus]

I'm in a invite only session

[lethal birch]

I'm using ghost

[spare stratus]

Imagine using ghost

[lethal birch]

"u mad lol 1-0 lzzzzz get on my level"

[spare stratus]

Yo it can drift

Hold on let me call in my Fully loaded ruiner

[lethal birch]

Lmaoo

[edgy anchor]

The timing literally could not have been better lmao

[safe sundial]

https://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/-vijI90c50K4f2h_A_lN-Q_0_0.jpg?downsize=888:*&output-quality=80

army garage

[edgy anchor]

White walls on the squaddie

[spare stratus]

I stole it off him

Now he has a deathwish

[worn flax]

How did u getit without it messing up

[safe sundial]

https://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/TL5YukGxq0qqJerk2IEF1A_0_0.jpg?downsize=888:*&output-quality=80

i got a lowrider

[storm mica]

Why that roof smh

[unreal aspen]

tire letters on a lowrider

[storm mica]

didnt even notice

[safe sundial]

couldnt find a roof that was good with white

[safe sundial]

i like atomic tires

[storm mica]

Why do u want a white roof when ur whole cars is matte black tho
Also it’s a low rider not a race car

[safe sundial]

i dont know how to change my roof color

now lets talk about how my license plate is "GGEASY''

its worse than my social club name

https://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/JzIckAxKqkeJ-vdTA3wlKA_0_0.jpg?downsize=888:*&output-quality=80

bruh the moment i started the video the song i'm listening to said ''he aint got a chance''

honestly at this point i would just give up

and let the opressor kill me

[spare stratus]

Just steal it off dave

[lethal birch]

https://i.imgur.com/ImBM3zt.jpeg

[edgy anchor]

Funny modded heist

[worn flax]

How

[spare stratus]

You just do

He probably gonna kill you

[worn flax]

Great help

[safe sundial]

https://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/wmM49i0PP0q212RMMQOT4Q_0_0.jpg?downsize=888:*&output-quality=80

today i learned white and pink goes well

[nocturne otter]

[safe sundial]

wrong

[nocturne otter]

[wise mica]

Btw i was actively trying to adjust my car midair

Bruh i hate how these get so laggy, is it just me?

[robust pine]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22HS_tOmNW8

The rockstar editor is actually sick af you could make a movie with it

[solar summit]

[frail orbit]

my first madrazo files elite

[lethal birch]

why dont you do the door glitch

[frail orbit]

because its hard, i tried several times, nothing

[crystal cargo]

Fencing fee

E

[lethal birch]

same you should just find someone to do it with for full cuts. its not worth your time to just get 300k for the work put in

[frail orbit]

the door which is locked by the keypad system, requires some special move to open it magically, by aiming and moving to the left at the same time

[frail orbit]

he is a friend of mine (JapaneseNinja) and im willing to commit my life to helping him get a high rank as fast as possible (given the 30k rp increase every rank)

[lethal birch]

how come

[frail orbit]

because he did try gta online before, but it crashed every time he made a new character and loaded into a session (his os is windows xp, despite the companies dropping support for it, its still holds up as a great os rivaling that of windows 10)

its been patched and modded to run games like gta 5

[lethal birch]

oh so are you helping him grind?

[robust pine]

Tf did I just witness

Flying kosatka

[frail orbit]

yeah, if its my heist ill give him full cut, if its his heist he already gets full cut, i might not do heists with anyone given they'll keep their full cut, that and the majority of heist requests tend to be lf1

[lethal birch]

well if you need any help let me know. ill give you full cut

[wise mica]

Nice, the focus was totally not at the sub

Not sarcasm
The second part at least

[robust pine]

Yea

[frail orbit]

so far i dont need any help, since he is gonna remember these things i told him, he will do cph solo and work his way up fast (cph the best money method of 2021)

[robust pine]

I could show more if you want but file limit is weird so I have to clip certain parts of it

Just imagine a flying kosatka while im looking at myself

[safe sundial]

A M O G U S

[idle maple]

the hell would be next, barrage missles and it can drop bombs?

like what the fuck can you add to the mk2 to make it better?

yeah

[lethal birch]

Definition of Karma

[rapid laurel]

Mk3: infinite ruiner missiles, bullet force field, can’t be locked onto, and immune to explosions

[spare stratus]

N.O.O.S.E really doing their job
(I work for N.O.O.S.E btw)

But how do you fall off a mk2

[lethal birch]

@spare stratus do you grief ruiners or grief using the ruiner

[spare stratus]

Grief using the ruiner

[lethal birch]

based

[rapid laurel]

Based meaning?

@lethal birch

[spare stratus]

Unlike most griefers i don't have to pay for insurance

[lethal birch]

do you play on console?

[spare stratus]

👍

[lethal birch]

😔

Hi

[sinful dagger]

Hi

[safe sundial]

i'm a girl now

[half dawn]

My cahtavtee

CgeTcter

Character

[lethal birch]

https://i.imgur.com/AoPuruK.png

[spare lake]

Is the panther statue out?

[storm mica]

no lol

[spare lake]

Has it ever been out?

[storm mica]

nope
that's a modded heist lol
1.8mil secondary solo

[spare lake]

Oh

[vagrant otter]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1pKGmv55F4

[lethal birch]

I love the MMI channel

[solar summit]

[bronze viper]

pistols now shoot 7.62

[spare crane]

how do i attach files here(picture) ?

[formal imp]

Military hoes

[lethal birch]

tried to make my first racetrack

meant as a time attack track btw

[royal thicket]

transgenderism

[dusky timber]

this is about as hilarious as that time when apartment glitchers were wiped... but from the glitchers' perspective

[nocturne otter]

[wooden garnet]

kewl

[severe garnet]

Not bad

[wooden garnet]

hmmm

I forgot what time I got on this one 😔

[lethal birch]

what

why only 1k

[wooden garnet]

He's done it before

This week

[severe garnet]

Yes

[wooden garnet]

4s difference between Krieger and T20

[lethal birch]

Dm me if u want downloadable emojis from a server! just dm me an invite and ill send every emoji downloadable edition

[glad lance]

no

[lethal birch]

na

[wooden garnet]

@lethal birch this one?

[lethal birch]

I think its behind u

[wooden garnet]

#gta-media message

Where in this video?

I don't even remember noticing a camera near here except that one

[celest spade]

Camera is looking to the pool tho

[lethal birch]

The one u were inside of

Take the right side and there should be a guard , take him out then theres kind of a hall with another guard take him out aswell and just when u go outside of that hall theres a camera

[wooden garnet]

Oh right, that camera

[lethal birch]

Pointing right at you pretty much

[wooden garnet]

If you run up the stairs in third person it will spot you

[lethal birch]

Yes

[wooden garnet]

Running up stairs in first person is quicker, then the camera doesn't spot you

But it's better taking it out anyway

[lethal birch]

Idk I just get rid of it

[wooden garnet]

If you take that route

I don't take that route at all
Usually the juggernaut comes along that way

[lethal birch]

I always do its the simplest and it also passes west storage also u can take the juggernaut out very easily but most of the time he wont even be there if ure fast enough

Only if u take too long with the door glitch he will be there

But a headshot will do him good

[wooden garnet]

yes

[lethal birch]

@wooden garnet check gen

[steel basin]

@lethal birch

[lethal birch]

???

[steel basin]

read it

[lethal birch]

oh lol i just said "dont make fun of me you D***

[lethal birch]

ESC

[wooden garnet]

NO

[unreal aspen]

you know that all emojis are downloadable right

[safe sundial]

lol

funny because i used to be trans

[safe sundial]

lowrider but on my girl character

[light pike]

Nice but I think metallic black would be better

car supposed to be shinny

Nice built

[safe sundial]

A NORMAL DAY IN GTA ONLINE

[lethal birch]

yes

[versed tendon]

Pretty bad aim

[lethal birch]

he doesnt use auto aim :p

[unreal oracle]

New Record

[slate plank]

damn bro i thought 7:30 was insane too

[unreal oracle]

I beat my previous by 0:16

[slate plank]

sheesh

[lethal birch]

is there auto aim on PC?

yea

[storm mica]

if u use a controller then yes

[lethal birch]

why would I use controller on PC?

auto aim, fly planes, racing etc

I fly plane with keyboard

have to leave my mouse to Roll

its easier with controller

reject controller, return to keyboard and mouse

[brittle ore]

WTFFFFF

[wooden garnet]

hmm

6:00 very good time

[rapid laurel]

Fastest I’ve got is 11:06

I used longfin

Fastest approach vehicle??

[wooden garnet]

Longfin

That overlay looks so cringe

[lethal birch]

Which vehicle/jet do you use for griefing and what’s the vehicle or jet you fear the most?

[storm mica]

ultralight obviously
i don't grief with jets or mk2 like those 12 year old plebs

i don't like lazer
that's all

[lethal birch]

Umn abt griefing idk but its not looking good for u if u see a full loaded ruiner 2000

That thing has unlimited mislles and i think it takes 15misles to destroy

Ruiner 2000 has the most aqurate misles

And if u see a starling take down a jet that means that that person has skill bcz starling takes alot of practice and skill

Thats just my opinion

[unreal oracle]

Dam

[maiden widget]

wtf this bs

[steep iris]

a man of culture

[maiden widget]

no use reprting him

rockstar are to lazy to care

[unreal oracle]

Rockstar bannes people

people who dont deserve it but still

[maiden widget]

they dont ban people

they lazy to fucking to do it

[lethal birch]

They just ban players that do money glitches. But they dont ban the ones that use godmode glitches or orb spam. Aka rockstar doesnt give a fk unless it affects their sharkcard sales

[maiden widget]

they do nothing at all

[lethal birch]

Ik theyre all about

[lethal birch]

Orb him he will lose alot of kd

He probbaly in godmode isnt he

[maiden widget]

i dont hv orb

[lethal birch]

Rip

[lethal birch]

Rockstar be falling asleep with them gamebreaking glitches

Nah its not rly gamebreaking u just have to be used to it i know how to deal with god mode users and gm speedos

Oops maybe it is game breaking but its rly easy to get them out of godmode or force them to leave the lobby

[dusky timber]

@severe garnet

[severe garnet]

who were you watching

[dusky timber]

i was watching a visual novel happening on my screen when i saw a link to this d00d in another so i clicked it and i saw u there in the

[severe garnet]

Ah

[lethal birch]

Ok thanks

[lethal birch]

Ok thanks

[severe garnet]

That race went terribly

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/533157452447744000/838510553474531328/2bc9d035-c7bf-46b9-a97f-81f554047b91.jpg

[flat arrow]

Before Cayo Perico. After Cayo Perico.

[severe garnet]

@peak fossil no

[glad osprey]

Stay calm and do a headshot

[wide hemlock]

O.o

[wooden garnet]

@storm mica stuck

@storm mica I host invite session then invite

[storm mica]

oki

[lethal birch]

oki

[wooden garnet]

@storm mica

cri

[storm mica]

[wooden garnet]

that file size is abhorrent

[vagrant minnow]

yooo

question

[solar summit]

that face lmao

[mystic forum]

Heavy Revolver MKII is strong asf

discombobulated

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[lethal birch]

yet another """track""" i tried to make

[lethal birch]

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[lethal birch]

why not

[storm mica]

@wooden garnet fun time yes

[lethal birch]

whats that bike called

[brave quiver]

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One message removed from a suspended account.