gta-media

[broken flax]

Damn that’s nice

[solar summit]

all in game chat

[solar summit]

yeah

[broken flax]

I didn’t either actually we just tried to stay focused

[solar summit]

how do you communicate in the game btw?

in heists?

[broken flax]

I’m honestly surprised I could even do it with my friend he was only like rank 60-70s when we completed ddh stuff

I carried him mostly but he was good enough that we could get it done I’ll say that

[solar summit]

ohh, but how do you communicate?

[broken flax]

Mainly on here if we wanted to talk about some strats cuz I just wanted to focus mostly on doing my part cuz it’s so ezz to make a mistake if you don’t stay focused

[solar summit]

oh i see

[broken flax]

And I’d get too fatigued every restart so ya

God RCV one

🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Jeez don’t even wanna begin to think how many restarts that took

I was legit screaming when we got it done bro

[solar summit]

i see, so, you're not interested on the CMMs?

[broken flax]

Ehh I am but idfk man it just seems like a lot of work ngl

All I get is a few million bonus for it

[solar summit]

i'm not a man lmao

but yes

the cash is not good

tbh, cayo is by far better

[strong radish]

Than ehat

What

[solar summit]

the challenges really worth it

[strong radish]

Wha

[broken flax]

Ehh not really besides for completion

[strong radish]

What challenges

[solar summit]

doomsday

[broken flax]

I mean it’s a nice achievement to have all the bonuses and cmm but like it just doesn’t seem like it’s all that worth it for how much work I’d need to put in with a dedicated team

Doesn’t pay well either like

10m for OG cmm and like

Idk 2M on ddh extra just penny’s for me

I can make that in like an hour for ddh with cph

[lethal birch]

Yeah cayo is good but idk how to maximize money

Cause I keep getting caught and gunned down

that’s the bad thing of doing cayo at level 16

[broken flax]

Jeez lvl 16 ya you need to get better at cph lol

[strong radish]

10 mils alot tho even do igs hella hard

[lethal birch]

Yeah should probably find a different way to make money at first

[solar summit]

[lethal birch]

Maybe vehicle warehouse, then continue doing cayo at a higher level

[broken flax]

Nah cayo is good for lower level

Just look up some speed run guides or watch some guides on Cph routes

Once you learn the route, all it takes is mastering the heist

[lethal birch]

Yeah I watched a guide but somehow I got caught even though I only did silent kills

And yeah I’m glad I found the drainage pipe

[broken flax]

You need to be more careful then

[lethal birch]

Really helps

[broken flax]

Well if you do regular runs, longfin far better

That’s how I grinded so many cayos when 1.5x money was out and how I made so much off cph in general used all the speed methods and stuff

[lethal birch]

I’m used to doing the drainage pipe because it’s the easiest one for me

[broken flax]

Can use longfin too if you have something like moc cab/wedge to tow it with

Prep is a lot easier and on heist it lets you access way more like the main docks which can have good loot for solo speed runs and can go to drainage if you need to for duo

Just have to steer boat like plane since it’s a big boat

Also most importantly saves ur time 😉

[faint scarab]

Anyone keen to do Peter Griffin afk (PS4) afk glitc, unlimited money/rp, dm fast

[nocturne otter]

!lfg @faint scarab

[tardy stone]

@faint scarab, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Apartment: #archive-ps｜apartment-heist-lfg
Casino: #ps4｜casino-lfg
Cayo Perico: #ps4｜cayo-perico-lfg
Doomsday: #archive-ps｜doomsday-lfg
Everything else: #ps4｜other-lfg

Requested by: @nocturne otter

[clever sluice]

i mean i’ve done the heist solo in 12 minutes and left with a full bag

using drainage tunnel

[lament onyx]

@clever sluice

1/1 gold

1/1 painting

[clever sluice]

go back to scope the island and check north dock and main dock, there will probably be cocaine

[lament onyx]

why would i go to north dock

[clever sluice]

because there’s cocaine there

[lament onyx]

i just go off the cliff next to the compound, steal a boat

and drive out

free 1.3 mil

[clever sluice]

I meant to scope the island

not for the heist

[lament onyx]

yes but i wont be collecting it

so theres no point

[clever sluice]

if you’re solo

then go for coke

it’s the 2nd most valuable thing behind gold and you can carry 2 whole stacks of it

[lethal birch]

Search up patch 1.56

What basically happened is arena war gctf was patched

Elevator method

[dry jewel]

You can't trade anymore?

[nocturne otter]

!lfg @dry jewel

[tardy stone]

@dry jewel, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Apartment: #archive-xb｜apartment-heist-lfg
Casino: #xb1｜casino-lfg
Cayo Perico: #xb1｜cayo-perico-lfg
Doomsday: #archive-xb｜doomsday-lfg
Everything else: #xb1｜other-lfg

Requested by: @nocturne otter

[dry jewel]

I wasn't looking for anything I asked a question. Wtf

[brittle tundra]

lmfao

[nocturne otter]

Ok, I was a going a bit fast, sry for what I've done

I thought you're gonna ask others like how others did ' who's looking for trade'

[dry jewel]

😂😂

[nocturne otter]

I'm sorry tho

[dry jewel]

I saw him say a patch for arena war elevator and was like so I can't get the oppressor 😂

And it's alright

[nocturne otter]

[brittle tundra]

@spark flax

volatus top speed is 161.25 with a lap time of 55.388

so 2nd fastest heli

[solar summit]

wtf, and i thought that mosquito was slow lmao

[spark flax]

Yes I was confused by one of your responses

Considering the faq is fairly new and links broughy’s sources

I’ll do it later when I have time to get on the game

[lethal birch]

[tardy stone]

@lethal birch, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Apartment: #archive-pc｜apartment-heist-lfg
Casino: #pc-l｜casino-lfg
Cayo Perico: #pc-l｜cayo-perico-lfg
Doomsday: #archive-pc｜doomsday-lfg
Everything else: #pc-l｜other-lfg

Requested by: @lethal birch

[lethal birch]

@lethal birch

alright

[tardy stone]

@lethal birch, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Apartment: #archive-ps｜apartment-heist-lfg
Casino: #ps4｜casino-lfg
Cayo Perico: #ps4｜cayo-perico-lfg
Doomsday: #archive-ps｜doomsday-lfg
Everything else: #ps4｜other-lfg

Requested by: @static flare

@static flare, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Apartment: #archive-xb｜apartment-heist-lfg, #archive-pc｜apartment-heist-lfg
Casino: #xb1｜casino-lfg, #pc-l｜casino-lfg
Cayo Perico: #xb1｜cayo-perico-lfg, #pc-l｜cayo-perico-lfg
Doomsday: #archive-xb｜doomsday-lfg, #archive-pc｜doomsday-lfg
Everything else: #xb1｜other-lfg, #pc-l｜other-lfg

Requested by: @lethal birch

[solar summit]

@lethal birch

[lethal birch]

@lethal birch

@lethal birch

[storm mica]

[brittle tundra]

ah yea i knew the volatus was fast but i thought the akula was faster for some reason

[broken flax]

You can get much faster than 12 mins. My fastest solo is 6:49

Replies 7 hours later

[wooden garnet]

decides to stay silent

[stoic tusk]

bruh

where is ur proof?

[wooden garnet]

Proof for what

A 6:49 time on the cayo perico heist?

[severe garnet]

lmao

[wooden garnet]

[severe garnet]

Hack!!!1!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1

[wooden garnet]

That is the result of a glitch and hence invalid in the eyes of the almighty lord, making you a sinner against the natural law

[broken flax]

Damn that’s a nice time

[solar summit]

[severe garnet]

That’s without any glitch

[broken flax]

Yep that’s me

[severe garnet]

That was before I knew the door glitch

[broken flax]

Damn

[wooden garnet]

Is that a microaggression?

[broken flax]

[severe garnet]

When I tried the door glitch my times were slower by about

2 minutes

[broken flax]

Damn I see

[severe garnet]

Or 1

Maybe

[wooden garnet]

I don't think I even tried doing the heist in a speedrun-ey way since the door glitch

[severe garnet]

Idk

[broken flax]

My friend is so good at door glitch it’s kinda insane

[wooden garnet]

Last time I did it before the solo gold glitch I think my PB is still 7:12

Or was it 6:59?

My 2x art run was 7:12

[severe garnet]

Fastest time I got with the door glitch was a 6:48

[broken flax]

So I’ll open the basement for him, then I grab bonds. Then, my friend opens the west door with glitch and by the time he gets it open, I’m able to run right on in and grab everything

[wooden garnet]

With door glitch?

[broken flax]

Woah 1 sec slower than me without glitch

[wooden garnet]

Jeez

I'll go check my screenshots

[broken flax]

I went through main docks on my 6:49 for double coke in first shed

[severe garnet]

Wait till you see oleg’s 4:30

[broken flax]

Omg Oleg is insane with the times

Like how does she drive down that mountain near Zancudo on her dch

LIKE THATS SOME STUNT DRIVER STUFF

Lmao

That’s with pink diamond too

[severe garnet]

She?

Sir

[broken flax]

Completely forgot about that

[severe garnet]

Oleg is a guy

[wooden garnet]

smh

bad time

[broken flax]

Oh

Time isn’t bad

I mean anything under 8 mins is speedy imo

[wooden garnet]

Bad for someone who has shaved off an entire minute, and more, with a glitch

It's a PB

[severe garnet]

Wait what

[wooden garnet]

Time itself is decent

But as a PB its trash

[severe garnet]

I swear I saw you get a sub 6

[wooden garnet]

With the door glitch, yes.

That 6:59 is with two coke at main dock

[broken flax]

Nice

[wooden garnet]

My overall PB is 5:41

[broken flax]

Were they in the first shed?? @wooden garnet

[wooden garnet]

One in each shed

[broken flax]

Mine were when I did my run got lucky RNG there

Rip

You prob could’ve beat my time

[wooden garnet]

Timeloss, but not much

[broken flax]

If it was in 1 shed lol

Yea

[wooden garnet]

You know, I kinda wanna improve my noglitch% PB now

[broken flax]

I see

Yea you should

[wooden garnet]

Been a while since I did Cayo anyway

[broken flax]

I honestly don’t know what I can do to get lower than a 6:49

Full perfection and maybe better drive by shooting??

I’m ok at drive by shooting

Not the best tho

[wooden garnet]

Auto aim?

[broken flax]

LMAO

Nah I free aim them out of Jeep

[wooden garnet]

I meant on foot

There is no autoaim driveby ofc

[broken flax]

Oh well I’d have to get out of Jeep to do that when I get to the gate

[broken flax]

Thank god

On the phantom wedge special vehicle work there actually is and it’s so op @wooden garnet

[wooden garnet]

Does it?

[heavy jungle]

unless you on pc with mods because you're a bum

[broken flax]

Yep

[wooden garnet]

huh

[broken flax]

Just aim and it auto locks on

It’s crazy op

I was auto aiming cops with AP pistol out of their cars

Just see their cars stop

[heavy jungle]

phantom by the time they get close my rockets say hi in Spanish

[broken flax]

What??

[heavy jungle]

phantom wedge gets close to me rockets say hi in Spanish

aka hola

[broken flax]

No not me

[brittle tundra]

damn u beat my record by 5 min

[wooden garnet]

You got 11:59?

[broken flax]

Slow

My first cph took me like 15-16 mins with sub approach

[brittle tundra]

solo that is

oh urs was solo

[broken flax]

Then I got 12 mins or less each run

[brittle tundra]

smh

[heavy jungle]

damn it took me 8mins

[brittle tundra]

ive gotten 10:59 duo

[heavy jungle]

duo 8mins

[broken flax]

My fastest duo is like 6:08

Fuckin insane luck that run I can’t recreate it at all

[wooden garnet]

Duo? Probably 11min something

Lemme find it

[broken flax]

Lol

[heavy jungle]

solo took me 7 years why i got job

[broken flax]

I didn’t take pic of my 6:08 sorry guys

[brittle tundra]

smh

u have lost ur credit

[heavy jungle]

damn

[wooden garnet]

I mean, a trio, but eh

[brittle tundra]

YO WATI

PALA GUY

its been so long

[wooden garnet]

Paladin

[brittle tundra]

since ive seen him here

[wooden garnet]

Yes

😔

[brittle tundra]

😔

and matt too

😔

[wooden garnet]

😔

matto

[broken flax]

Lol

[brittle tundra]

matto

[lethal birch]

compramos carros y camionetas viejas para desarmar (i think that's the meme)

[heavy jungle]

nah man i only got new cars

[burnt fog]

how does that even happen

[wooden garnet]

if you just believe

[jovial belfry]

t-[pse

tpose

[lethal birch]

How do I get everything there except cash creation ik it's a mc business

[primal egret]

Cargo and shipments = hangar/ceo crates
Sporting Goods = bunker
South American = Cocaine lockup
Pharmaceutical research= meth lab
Organic produce = weed farm
Printing and copying = document forgery
Cash Creation = counterfeit cash
@lethal birch

Dont use organic and printing, those 2 are the worst

[lethal birch]

I don't have a ceo warehouse would I still get money

[lethal birch]

And what one should I focus the guy on

[primal egret]

Ye its either this or this, if you have both this dont change value

[primal egret]

Well buy all 5 guys

[lethal birch]

Alr

[primal egret]

Also buy equipment upgrade

[lethal birch]

Ok

[primal egret]

And upgrade the storage facility to max floors

[lethal birch]

Should I get pounder custom for it

[primal egret]

Upgrade to max speedo custom, and later buy pounder

[edgy anchor]

Don't get the mule

[primal egret]

Dont buy mule unless you just collecting them

[lethal birch]

Kk

[edgy anchor]

The mule is obsolete

[lethal birch]

Fuck it doing cayo dave missions

He's pissing me off

[primal egret]

Lol

They ez

[lethal birch]

He non stop calls

[solemn berry]

i requested a sparrow and this is how it arrived, thanks rockstar

[primal egret]

Bye

[lethal birch]

where do i buy helicopters from again

[solemn berry]

420 IQ

[primal egret]

Warstock or elitas travel

[lethal birch]

ok

[broken flax]

You need to go to your MC clubhouse and go buy all of the business locations around the Alamo sea

[lethal birch]

Why alamo

Is there none in city?

[primal egret]

There are but not worth especialy if you going only for nc

[lethal birch]

Alr I'll probs buy the cheapest one

[primal egret]

No

Dont buy paletobay locations

[lethal birch]

Not them

In sandy I meant

[primal egret]

Ye

[lethal birch]

I hate paleto

[grim wasp]

big sex

[solemn berry]

JUST BROKE A NEW PERSONAL RECORD YOOO

[grim wasp]

solo?

[solemn berry]

YES

i know it is not a world record but bruh

i need to achieve a world record

[solar summit]

[tepid anchor]

Lmao i'm here sitting with a time of 11 mins

I'm fine with that as long as i get the elite challenge bonus

[sterile valley]

Guys

My game glitched in a weird way

All I did was call in my sub

[brittle tundra]

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1nQND3ikiLzS3Ij9kuV-rVkRtoYetb79c52JWyafb4m4/edit#gid=638405982

[unreal aspen]

human error

ez

[brittle tundra]

[lethal birch]

bruh how do i fly on kyeboard

[storm mica]

check ur keybinds
change it to whatever u seem comfortable

[broken flax]

What about this??

[runic agate]

wasd and 8456

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[lethal birch]

Somebody pin this shit

[brittle tundra]

people were disagreeing earlier about the sparrow being the fastest heli in the game

[broken flax]

Oh yea #archive-gta-faq is wrong the Volatus is the old fastest heli pre-cp update

[clever sluice]

for three people that’s pretty crap

[broken flax]

I’ve looked everywhere and it’s telling me 100 checkpoints

Idk why

[twilit trellis]

That’s your checkpoint limit smh

You don’t need 100 checkpoints

Lmfao

[broken flax]

Won’t let me publish the race or anything tho rn

Maybe I’m doing something wrong?? I’ve never made a race before

It’s showing me warning triangles everywhere and won’t let me click anything but placement and race details still

[broken flax]

Nvm

What’s my guy lookin at??

[lethal birch]

LOL HES STEALING UR SHIT

SEUCROSERV?

[broken flax]

Idk @lethal birch

Guy ain’t doing a good job guarding my terrobyte

Which costs 3m+

[lethal birch]

Lol STICKINGA. FLASHLIGHT AT A TERRORBYTE COSTS 1Mill

[broken flax]

He ain’t even looking at it lmao

[lethal birch]

LOL

[lethal birch]

Half look.

[broken flax]

@lethal birch Yep securoserv in my NC

[lethal birch]

@broken flax BRO IS THAT PS2 TEXTURES?

i wanna say yea

[broken flax]

I SS my tv cuz I’m lazy

[lethal birch]

still ps2 textures

[broken flax]

I’m just running around my NC rn

On the guy??

[lethal birch]

How ss from my tv looks

[broken flax]

4K TV??

[lethal birch]

Screenshoted from phone

[broken flax]

Mine is like 3K

[lethal birch]

LOL ye

hdr

[broken flax]

That’s why

Mine isn’t full 4k

[lethal birch]

@broken flax it doesnt matter

ps4 og doesnt have 4k

[broken flax]

His shirt is mfin ugly dude

[lethal birch]

ps4 pro does

Ps4 and ps4 pro discoutined

only slim isnt

nobody even has a ps5 wtf

[broken flax]

My NC got bunker missiles rn

LMFAOO

[lethal birch]

WDYM BUNKER MISSLES

[broken flax]

The ones that are in the bunker storage

[lethal birch]

Bruh every time i play with someone cph

For something

Im hacking

THEN I HEAR A ALARM

and press g to put a mask on

And a guard legit gots me hostage while im hacking 🤣

my guy is waiting till i back out

[broken flax]

Oh fuck

When my friend fucks up I see left on pad

[lethal birch]

@broken flax did u know it took us 8 years to learn how to scoop up gold and cash instead of grabbing 1 bar/cash stack at a time

LOL

[broken flax]

Oh yea ik

Thank god whole new bag animation

[lethal birch]

IF WE HAD THAT IN THE CASINO HEIST

we can def wipe

ezzz

[broken flax]

All the cayo perico DLC was missing was better vehicles and proper upgrades on them

Like ffs a weaponized dingy

Who needs that trash

[lethal birch]

I like the new stealth heli for rp

But its garbage

[broken flax]

Stealth heli is ass and they messed up the spawns on the alkonost

[lethal birch]

Rockstar be like

Lemme spawn ur personal aircraft in the water.

[broken flax]

Isn’t the exit vehicle workshop stupid asf?? Like all we need here is leave garage or vehicle

We ain’t gonna just chill in here lmfao

R* messed this up everywhere

Only need 2 options

[lethal birch]

https://youtu.be/4RokqvMkGGU 1:17 my friend did that like a dumbass

[broken flax]

Exit vehicle or exit garage

[lethal birch]

And glitched me with no radar

[broken flax]

Lmao

My guy again being weird

Inspecting poles

[lethal birch]

El rubio steals from our mc buisnesses

[broken flax]

Yep that’s why we get raided so much

[lethal birch]

Its a thing because we have cash weed coke and uh.

[broken flax]

I feel you

Constantly raided out of our docs

[lethal birch]

I remember this guy got commended out when he was in for a month like stayed in same lobby

And his game crashed

Rockstar be like

SIKEEEEE

LOL U THOUGHT

[lethal birch]

ye

[broken flax]

I mainly had my weed raided

SO RUBIO LOVES WEED

Man these different basement levels in NC are so interesting

Some have product and some don’t

I legit haven’t come down here since I was a noob

Which was over a year ago

[lethal birch]

The north docks: Fully loaded with cocaine.
The Main Docks:Fully loaded with fake cash.

[broken flax]

I’ve never seen it full down here

[lethal birch]

LOL-

[broken flax]

Now he’s bald

WTFFF

[lethal birch]

different nocs

Npcs.

[broken flax]

For sure dude

Man it’s interesting in these 4 basement floors no lie

[lethal birch]

@broken flax WTF THEY SCAMMED US IT SAYS POLE INSPECTION ONLY......

[broken flax]

4 basement floors, TB storage with product storage, NC level with boos truck and owner lounge, and there’s the NC itself

NC 3rd biggest property in gta I think

Behind the arena being bigger

Maybe not idk

[lethal birch]

Arena war gctf elevator patched

smh rickster

[broken flax]

WC???

Tf LMFAOO it’s the bathroom

Omg it’s so nice in here goddam

Last time I walked in here toilet paper was everywhere

Imma take a big shit in here hold up

[lethal birch]

Tip the dude 500 times

[broken flax]

DUDE WTFFFFF

LMFAOOOOO

He’s watching us take a piss huh

God that’s weird holy fuck

[lethal birch]

LMAO

tip it

500 times

By spamming dpad 5k times

[broken flax]

Him??

[lethal birch]

for epsilon robe LMAOOO

i never tipped him the full 5000 dpad clicks

[broken flax]

Wait is that a thing or you fucking with me??

[lethal birch]

frfr

LOL

[broken flax]

Tip him $1

WHY WOULD I TIP A STALKER

[lethal birch]

https://youtu.be/04aPoMX8LLA

Spam ur dpad 575 times till u get a bearing the truth

[broken flax]

So $575

[lethal birch]

Basically how to break ur right dpad.

I SHOULD MAKE A FAKE FROZEN MONEY VID

WHERE IT JUST RICKROLLS RANDOMLY LOLL

[broken flax]

Never knew this bro

[lethal birch]

OR A MONEY GLITCH

car duoes

dupes

or some shit

[broken flax]

I’m still doing it

He’s so boring

[lethal birch]

ye i never knew too

till i saw someone with robe

and i looked up video

[broken flax]

He sounds so stupid dude

Wish I could beat this mfa up

After I give him my $575

[lethal birch]

LOL

I remember we hosted a HUGE CARMEET

and i was in it

[broken flax]

Got that right

[lethal birch]

i was in a ceo with my friend ready to orv

orb

[broken flax]

Says this ugly fuck

[lethal birch]

and then we get like everyone

then

the orb be like

LOL

it was so funny

THERE LIKE WTFFFF

[broken flax]

Bro yo seems like a troll ngl

[lethal birch]

Fake carmeets

[broken flax]

[lethal birch]

These mans be like i knew it

im like ur dumbass obviously didnt

LOL

if he was at the carmeet

cappers

[broken flax]

Wait fuck if I leave the game, does my progress reset on the guy in the bathroom??

[lethal birch]

idk

[broken flax]

Fuck I ain’t risking it

[lethal birch]

tbg

tbh

Bathroom

[broken flax]

Chasing the truth now

[lethal birch]

LOL

[broken flax]

After idk 200+ clicks

Goddam

[lethal birch]

400 dpad clicks left

[broken flax]

UGH

[lethal birch]

LOL

GET A AUTOCLICKER

[broken flax]

Dude I wish I could just give him all the money at once

[lethal birch]

LOL WTF AM I SAYING

[broken flax]

I CANT IM ON CONSOLE DUDE

[lethal birch]

AUTOCLICKER

LIKE THIS IS PC

[broken flax]

[lethal birch]

“autoclicker free download no virus”

[broken flax]

Oh yea

Fuck that shit

420 more clicks to go @lethal birch

I wanna kms ngl

You think imma need a new D-pad after this??

[broken flax]

I just got it @lethal birch

Fuckin looks sexy asf ngl

Michael vibing

[torpid escarp]

nice quick little solo run, thank god for perico. can afford stuff now 🙂

[normal tundra]

Wut bruh I'm bad at the game then

[broken flax]

TFW both of your helis spawn on other side of the street

[broken flax]

Slow

[timber shard]

no? that’s good for solo

[broken flax]

Nah I’ve had ezz under 8 mins on all my runs

[timber shard]

Ok..

[torpid escarp]

Lol , but yeah i didnt say its my best run. With perfect rng on prints and better secondary objective locations i can get it under 8

[timber shard]

damn wtf i thought it was real for a sec

[lethal birch]

[lethal birch]

as michael once said

"Why did i move here? I guess it was the weather."

xD

[broken flax]

I have best locations

[torpid escarp]

I tried squeezing it this time. fast enough? 🤔

[lethal birch]

:0

[lethal birch]

pog

[broken flax]

WTF SOLO??

[torpid escarp]

yea solo

[broken flax]

That’s godly asf dude

GG on that you beat my PB by 10 sec no joke

This my best solo through main docks

Best spawns for double coke too on that run

[torpid escarp]

yea i didnt have double coke if i did it wouldve been faster

[broken flax]

Damn did you go through main docks??

[torpid escarp]

yep

[broken flax]

Damn idk how you got faster than me did you rob office safe or nah?? @torpid escarp

I robbed it on that run^

[torpid escarp]

i take the side route down to get to the fingerprint scanner with 1 print so its faster

get the key so you can open gate

[broken flax]

Oh it was on easy mode huh

Did you get office safe tho??

[torpid escarp]

yea

[broken flax]

I got office safe and mine was on hard mode (2 hacks)

Man you beat me hard still

I had fastest route ever I could’ve done

Knowing what I robbed and where I came from

[lethal birch]

[broken flax]

Lmao

[lethal birch]

My controller

On ps4

Is actually kinda wearing on

Out

Especially on the thumbstick

[broken flax]

Rip

[restive fractal]

How's the face?

[lethal birch]

@tiny patio

If they don't look like this then eh.

And for the modders out there. No. I won't leak it to you.

[primal haven]

Plenty of people know about this

It isn’t special

However

[brittle tundra]

aku u haven't done maudes bounty hunting yet

smh

[solar summit]

[jovial belfry]

i accidentally did this in like my 2nd gta 5 transform race

[lethal birch]

:0

[jovial belfry]

thats like my first stunt

im also pretty sure i won that race

[lethal birch]

nice ;p

[lethal birch]

Bruh

I'm curious to click the link but that shit risky

lmao

[proud bramble]

Maybe someone can explain this. I'm a level 84 last night another player who was a 56 our team carried him no kills no lives lost yet he got more rp and cash

[lethal birch]

yea because he didnt die

Any1 know what the link is about

i guess

[lethal birch]

sus link

[unkempt cloud]

Thats like

[lethal birch]

Seems like it

dont click

[unkempt cloud]

Worst scam ever

Lmao

[lethal birch]

I ain't clicking that shit probs gonna get my ip

I'm gonna report him for attempted scam if I can

lol

[solar summit]

but no matter what website can grab your ip

[lethal birch]

Well it's a lil different

[solar summit]

all of them do that

[lethal birch]

Youtube you can trust

That shit is risky god knows what he'd do wiht it

[solar summit]

[proud bramble]

so because he didn't die or kill anyone he can swoop in at the end and get paid more?

[solar summit]

report that guy anyways

[lethal birch]

I did

[solar summit]

lmk if that ass gets banned

[lethal birch]

How will I know

[solar summit]

i mean, if you find out

[barren spire]

https://tenor.com/view/gta-v-gta-online-gta-gif-19574642

lol

[graceful flicker]

Yes

[lethal birch]

... @static flare

[static flare]

[lethal birch]

[storm mica]

what
how

[proud bramble]

@lethal birch the hell is wrong with you? That's TMI

[lethal birch]

??

[lethal birch]

huh

[proud bramble]

miss read that, I thought it said he/she (lady boys) sorry about that

[lethal birch]

😳

[storm mica]

bike stuck mid air

[lethal birch]

oh

xD

[proud bramble]

God damn flipping glitches keep coming

[golden harness]

@eternal jasper Shitposting is only allowed in #memes-and-shitposting.
Shitposting is a failure to make a constructive post, posting memes, trolling, or other forms of degrading the chat quality.
This is up to the moderator's discretion. https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Shit Posting
Requested by: @little maple

[lethal birch]

Somebody told me i can post here too sry

[little maple]

You must post memes in #memes-and-shitposting. You need the approved shitposter role, to get it, message @wise anvil.

[wise anvil]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert the moderators.:exclamation:

[lethal birch]

I did

[little maple]

Did you click approved shitposter?

[lethal birch]

Yes

[grand flare]

https://i.imgur.com/jMILXoF.png what building is here?

[zealous saffron]

It just looks like water

[barren spire]

https://tenor.com/view/cars-semi-truck-ramming-gif-10972633

wedge

[proud bramble]

You need to swap pages to shit post? That doesn't make sense. why not just use three groups, general discussion, feedback and misc.. i.e. looking for or wanting to join startup this or that etc

[vivid shadow]

Ayo guys watch out for a dude named Kingsquishiness he like to boot a lot and dox on that matter

[wooden garnet]

Imagine getting fkin 21 fps on GTA IV

Literally unplayable

GTA V is even better

Smooth 18fps, very epic

[lethal birch]

xD

[brittle tundra]

0$ broke idot

[lethal birch]

0$ is more than i have

[severe garnet]

!rule 10 @bright schooner

[tardy stone]

GTA Online Discord - Rule 10

Advertising and trading of any kind is prohibited. This applies to any services and begging as well.

For

@bright schooner

Requested By

@severe garnet

[lethal birch]

mhm

xD

[fresh phoenix]

someone with the operation centre and the last mission unlicked?

[vast galleon]

Unlicked

[lethal birch]

licks last mission

🤮

[solar summit]

[lethal birch]

hehe

[jovial belfry]

i think these are modded accounts .... the names and their ranks is by their names poorly drawn.... and they have shit stats.

[solar summit]

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[polar swift]

Say hi to Ron Lee McKnife

[lethal birch]

hi

[kindred niche]

It's been a few months, nice to hop back in to be one with my sultan again

[jovial belfry]

ayo? im wearing a mask and a hat

[urban belfry]

Peter griffin afk anyone?

[jovial belfry]

i changed my outfit in the menu whilst taking off my helmet

[nocturne otter]

!lfg @urban belfry

[tardy stone]

@urban belfry, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Apartment: #archive-ps｜apartment-heist-lfg
Casino: #ps4｜casino-lfg
Cayo Perico: #ps4｜cayo-perico-lfg
Doomsday: #archive-ps｜doomsday-lfg
Everything else: #ps4｜other-lfg

Requested by: @nocturne otter

[urban belfry]

Thx

[hallow depot]

Russia intensifies

[jovial belfry]

https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/1768201686074029437/25BB8E4EE578890EC06217723D3BFBAEC578912B/

indeed my friend

i searched on youtube and everyone else needs to use a telescope

i just changed my outfit right as i was taking the helmet off... and the hat appeared on the mask

[hallow depot]

y

same had happened with me but it was night vision and aviators

[jovial belfry]

i also found this bug just now

bruh

[nocturne otter]

faggio

[jovial belfry]

what a way to find out that I FUCKING WASNT RECORDING AUDIO THE WHOLE 6 HOURS OF HEISTS

[hallow depot]

at least its a sport

[jovial belfry]

WHY DOES IT SWITCH OFF OBS AUDIO EVERY TIME I RESTART MY PC

[jovial belfry]

a real thing out here

bruh

everyone i know

has a moped

those things are like 150$-200$ they wheelie them, race them...

my neighbor is like

one of my childhood best friends

he is like

16 maybe

he drives one without a license

LOL

[kindred niche]

:>

Guys I found boobie girl

[jovial belfry]

yeah she always there

neat sultan tho

looks like mine

[hallow depot]

now

nvm

[lethal birch]

huh

[lethal birch]

um

[brittle tundra]

tf

[toxic ocean]

When I hear the oppressor lock on sound

[lethal birch]

lmao

[wooden garnet]

Got 6mil in the bank cringe idot

[brittle tundra]

ah amn

man

[toxic ocean]

Gta 6 main character

[torpid escarp]

Gta new delhi , if you thought traffic was bad in los santos ... 😄

[robust harbor]

[lethal birch]

i dont get the extra 10%

[trail rose]

you do

you just don't notice

ig

lol

[lethal birch]

mate i had 400k sec loot and ruby necklace on hard mode the take was 1 400 000 not 1.5

[weak helm]

in Pacific Standard

[delicate spear]

pog

[weak helm]

and in Doomsday Scenario

[delicate spear]

and I dont even have a team for that

[weak helm]

I did in 2

[broken flax]

Goddam

[weak helm]

what's goddamn??????

@broken flax

[broken flax]

That time @weak helm

[weak helm]

omg

word record is 11 min

that's nothing

[broken flax]

WTFF

How do you get 11 mins

On that cancer

[weak helm]

ask pro players

wanna see video?

[broken flax]

Sure

I’m pro player but act 3 quite much, especially without 4 ppl

[weak helm]

check dm's @broken flax

[broken flax]

K

[weak helm]

imagine i did 16 50 getting carried before i was pro. Imagine if im doing now speedrun act 3 again 🥴

13-14 min

[broken flax]

Check DMs lol

Lmfao

[dusky timber]

this man does act 3 in 16 min

must've never experienced the joy and pleasure of rapidfire

i basically have to take it slow most of the time

[broken flax]

TFW act 3 is done faster than a dch

That time ain’t even double my fastest cph

[wooden garnet]

such sadge

😔

[grand thorn]

took 3 tries to open storage rooms to take gold, and ofc good runs when i get shit main targets

[severe garnet]

https://youtu.be/v1F9AWEmYTw

[wooden garnet]

Most reckless gameplay I ever saw

Even for speedruns

[weak helm]

17*

[weak helm]

these guys are in my crew

[weak helm]

i dont give them the opportunity to rapid

[quasi heart]

rapid is a p2p problem

if youre both europeans playing together in a 2s duo, you should be fine unless someones using wifi with a horrendous internet provider

[dusky timber]

that's way easier said than done on act 3 specifically

[wooden garnet]

I remember my fren getting evaporated in front of my eyes

Man had full HP, snacking in cover

I took some damage, went into cover, and snacked

He comes out of cover, runs a little ahead of me, and instantly falls down

Gets deleted instantaneuosly, and I didn't even see any bullet projectiles

@quiet merlin Wanna do Act III again?

[weak helm]

[quasi heart]

gta needs better challenges imo when people play like that, snack macroing ignoring enemies right in front of his feet all shooting at him in order to win time, thats lame af

not saying hes bad, hes clearly practised every single position of every single enemy spawn location as hes shooting at the places even when theyre not there yet in the height of their heads

[stiff obsidian]

lol

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[primal egret]

why the fuq the sonar is still free on prime xD

[dusky timber]

no

[lethal birch]

yep time to buy kuruma

[heady cairn]

WHY DOES THE PRIME SUCK AGAIN

fuckkkkkkkkkk

oof

[primal egret]

zorruso is pretty nice

[compact whale]

these are the things I wanted to buy, so im happy

[heady cairn]

well

im a non car person

ig

[primal egret]

well i dont have prime so lol

[lethal birch]

i think i'll buy an arcade too?

Or something?

I dunno

[weak helm]

fleeca

[heady cairn]

im gonna play my pw like a boss see ya guys in a week

[primal egret]

i will prob buy arcade and do heist once for trade prices

and then forget about it

[unkempt cloud]

lmao

[pale bane]

@dusky timber here

[dusky timber]

try to restart discord because i did definitely post the update

[pale bane]

my discord's bad, sorry.
appears on browser version

[primal egret]

xD

[dusky timber]

[austere halo]

smh

oh

[dusky timber]

you already have it

[austere halo]

😳

[heady cairn]

https://i.imgur.com/OeKASlk.png

u prob know already

[torpid escarp]

🤔 panther finally coming?

[heady cairn]

dunno

[severe garnet]

Of course

[dusky timber]

[torpid escarp]

tweet has been deleted lol

[idle galleon]

anyone knows where this lavender calavero mask is from? (event/log in/etc context) just wondering cuz i dont see any info from google/reddit

[lethal birch]

Consider using the channel #gta-questions for questions involved with the game

[unreal aspen]

i dont think that's in vanilla gtao

[idle galleon]

it is though, thats me wearing it. the mask is glitched onto the outfit yes, but the mask itself is available for me

the only result that i got was from twitter, with someone asking tez2 but didn't see anyone else pitching in or replying too

[unreal aspen]

no clue then

never seen that mask before

[lethal birch]

Don't u hate it when people act like jerks and insist on using wrong channels

[idle galleon]

all good then, probably not gonna take it to cockstar since its one of those things they might remove if you send a ticket

🙊

[wise anvil]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert the moderators.:exclamation:

[unreal aspen]

act like jerks?

no one's acting like a jerk but you

[lethal birch]

Its GTA media not GTA media questions

[lethal birch]

Im acting like a jerk cause i asked someone to follow the rules

ur average discord dumbass user

Just do whatever u want i guess

[unreal aspen]

ok but how am i or angus acting like a jerk

i dont see how

[lethal birch]

U insist on not obeying the rules like maybe once u take a good ol look at the rules u will see why

[idle galleon]

ignore the 🤡 🚮

[lethal birch]

Last resort for a dumbass in the wrong side so send this type of message

[severe garnet]

It’s not like they’re lfging

Questions can go in any channel really

[dull pebble]

real gta 6 title leaked by an ai

[quiet merlin]

lol why'd you ping me here I barely use this account anymore

[primal haven]

Long way to go

[gleaming swallow]

meh take

[harsh totem]

!xp

?xp

-xp

/xp

tf

[nocturne otter]

Lmao

!rank

[lethal birch]

[nocturne otter]

[restive fractal]

I'm just playing air guitar.

[lethal birch]

sus

[burnt onyx]

Hooray

Finally lol

[static flare]

#memes-and-shitposting

Cus thats a shitty joke

[nocturne otter]

#memes-and-shitposting

[woven iron]

Anyone doing a car meet?

[wooden garnet]

@oblique nest Scrub channel.

just like Hummer Guy

[lethal birch]

whats this

[hasty ermine]

Porn

[lethal birch]

[hasty ermine]

@lethal birch what the

[lethal birch]

w h a t

[hasty ermine]

That’s

That’s a terrible reaction

[lethal birch]

y e s

[hasty ermine]

You mustn’t be horny rn?

[jovial belfry]

3 hours yesterday.... of heists of 1 another messing up.... everytime we would make it far us 2.... the other team wouldnt avoid a missile, everytime they made it far we would die, and i press Y on my controller to get in the plane, and ofcourse i know fuck-all about planes that they dont have 2 doors for some reason, so the programming of the animation of my character walking to the entrance makes my character walk through the propeller..... nice

its good tho, wasnt recording audio, this time ill record audio.

i think thats the first time ive actually gotten pissed... before it wouldve been rage of smashing the keyboard, this time its pure anger inside of me.... that theres a game thats been out for 8 years.... hasnt released the 6th version yet... and still has more bugs and imperfections than games like watch dogs 2 and cyberpunk which have been out for 1-3 years.

[hazy hull]

@lethal birch

2x 400k = 800k > 490k

[lethal birch]

Weed is that much non 2x?

[severe garnet]

Yes

[hazy hull]

Uh-huh

[night abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squarepants-spongebob-imagination-rainbow-happy-gif-4596954

[jovial belfry]

ayo?

[lethal birch]

@heavy shale do you have this https://i.imgur.com/3fkchk6.jpeg

this room?

[real gulch]

Yes Del perro heights has that room

[lethal birch]

did i ask you?

[heavy shale]

i do

@lethal birch

[lethal birch]

@heavy shale then thats where you do the heist

[wooden garnet]

The fuck is this spawn?

I swear to god, I can't believe I play a game like this

[whole river]

yea all apartments have that room

bullet travel time go brrrr

[humble hemlock]

lmao nice rockstar on 20 this months gonna be 2x on weed and the rare weed purushute bag we gonna get nice one rockstar WEED 420 LOL bruh but still awesome really

[frank basalt]

Somebody in the #gta-online channel asked this: "can anyone on ps4 give me they're account so i can install gta I'll paypal $5 CAD", is this bannable?

[lethal birch]

!rule 10

[tardy stone]

GTA Online Discord - Rule 10

Advertising and trading of any kind is prohibited. This applies to any services and begging as well.

Requested By

@nimble sparrow

[lethal birch]

yea

[frank basalt]

Yes he got banned

[true hawk]

I'm at the top left and my car is near the middle right

Someone explain the bullshittery at play because I just called my car in and it spawned at motherfukn sea

[sterile valley]

Lmaoo that’s the first

[severe garnet]

Mechanic spawns have been weird ever since cayo perico released

[sterile valley]

Idk what happened here

Pavel got me fucked up

Was showing my gf my jet, was gonna fly over and jump out to get to my sub.. but things happened

[true hawk]

𝙃𝙀𝙇𝙇𝙊 𝙆𝘼𝙋𝙄𝙏𝘼𝙉

[sterile valley]

[agile olive]

i skipped to the middle and you were in the middle of the ocean lmao

[jovial belfry]

just finished cayo and joined to this

and ''failed to join gta session'' he was probably gonna do a money drop for him and kick everyone out of the session, too bad that i caught him slipping

[primal haven]

Imagine

[jagged peak]

"get real"

[winged kiln]

rule 5

!rule 10

[tardy stone]

GTA Online Discord - Rule 10

Advertising and trading of any kind is prohibited. This applies to any services and begging as well.

Requested By

@winged kiln

[jagged peak]

wtf do you mean advertising

even if it was rules are relaxed here

[winged kiln]

!rule 5

[tardy stone]

GTA Online Discord - Rule 5

Uphold mature conversations and respect each other; excessive profanity, hate speech or any kind of harrassment will not be tolerated. This includes spam, as well as toxic and aggressive behavior.

Requested By

@winged kiln

[primal haven]

I agree!

[lethal birch]

what it looks like (google image)

[mighty knoll]

Ok, but how do I check after I've done the heist, where the elite challenge completion is?

Not what it looks like after the heist

Is there an award?

[lethal birch]

IT SAYS ELITE CHALLENGE

[primal haven]

Found this amazing meme from Reddit

[mighty knoll]

Ok, so, since I don't have screenshots of the heist after

[primal haven]

Astonishing

[mighty knoll]

Where is an award for elite challenges? Or something

[lethal birch]

@mighty knoll IT ADDS THE MONEY

[mighty knoll]

My dude.

[lethal birch]

ur sounding like a mega noob rn

[lethal birch]

that's not what we ask for

[mighty knoll]

???

You're doing everything except answering my question

[lethal birch]

tf hes asking for

[mighty knoll]

Are you thick chief

[lethal birch]

nah

[mighty knoll]

I'm asking, is there an award or some such I can view that tells me if I've finished it?

[lethal birch]

he's asking where to check if you completed the EC

[nocturne otter]

Heavy sniper mk1?

[lethal birch]

thats legit what it would say if u did

@mighty knoll yes, there is

[mighty knoll]

There's one for the Doomsday

[nocturne otter]

Hi dice

[lethal birch]

@lethal birch u don't understand lol

hi

@lethal birch hes saying an award

[whole river]

Yes, this was in story, i use mk2 in online

[primal haven]

Bruh troll face

[mighty knoll]

Dice, where's the one for the Criminal mastermind one then? Not Bogdan and such

[nocturne otter]

Keep using mk1

[lethal birch]

Its on doomsday.

Idk about regular heist

[nocturne otter]

Why do I feel like the mk1 is WAY easier to drag

[mighty knoll]

Lemme try something