gta-media

[solar summit]

[lethal birch]

1%8

1%*

[broken flax]

NOOOO

[solar summit]

charge it

[broken flax]

Imagine if I could give you 30% battery from my phone @lethal birch

[lethal birch]

Lmao

[broken flax]

Since I have 83 rn

[solar summit]

86% XD rn

[broken flax]

Aww you higher than me

Lmfao

[solar summit]

but it will last few hours since it's an iPhone

[broken flax]

Same

I have iPhone XS

[solar summit]

mine older

8plus

[lethal birch]

I have iphone x

[broken flax]

Apparently my phone is best iPhone

11 and 12 asss

And OG X

[lethal birch]

@broken flax give me 30%

[solar summit]

[broken flax]

They all have more problems I’ve heard

[broken flax]

Delivered

[lethal birch]

Android ass?

[broken flax]

Now I have 53% left

[lethal birch]

Yep

It is

[broken flax]

[lethal birch]

oh no IT WNT TO NOTHING

[broken flax]

[lethal birch]

IT WAS A DELETE BATTERY FEATURE

[broken flax]

Lol

[lethal birch]

The only thing is THE CANNONSSSS

[broken flax]

Rip anybody with iPhone 11 or 12

[lethal birch]

I cant dive bomb for shit in the b11 cus cannons are asss

[broken flax]

They have more issues than XS

[broken flax]

IKR

[lethal birch]

@broken flax they dont even give chargers anymore

LMAO

[broken flax]

Wdym

I got charger with my X

And new cord I think

[lethal birch]

u know how u get a charager in ur phone box?

iphone 12

[broken flax]

Yea

[lethal birch]

they dont dobit anymore

LMAO

[broken flax]

BOI

[lethal birch]

AND CORD

[broken flax]

They’re so cheap

How about headphones??

I got headphones too

[lethal birch]

idi

i forgot

my parents got it

[broken flax]

They prob took that out too so we can spend another $200+ for more shit

[lethal birch]

im like LMAO NO CHARAGER

[broken flax]

🤦‍♂️

[lethal birch]

Cmon iphone

Y u do that

[broken flax]

I’m so glad I have this iPhone it’s godly asf

Compared to old one

[lethal birch]

U guys want android to win smh apple

[broken flax]

I had shitty tiny 5SE before the XS

[lethal birch]

Ppl who say gaystation

[broken flax]

Fucking so embarrassing using that most ppl had 6-8

When I had that phone

[lethal birch]

Thats why playstation is SOO POPUPAR

[broken flax]

Then I fucking passed everybody haha

[broken flax]

Gay station is ok

Bitchbox nice too

[lethal birch]

I use tobhave a 6 when 10 was out

[lethal birch]

BITCHBOX LMAOOOO

[broken flax]

Better than 5S or 5SE

[broken flax]

Good name?!

[lethal birch]

@broken flax wdym

6 has the worst batteries

[broken flax]

Yea my dad had to get the battery replaced on his

Fucking piece of shit

He finally ditched it lately

For iPhone 11

Now my whole family has newer phones

[nocturne otter]

Dang nice GTA-media

[broken flax]

[nocturne otter]

[broken flax]

I forgot 🤦‍♂️

Fuck

[nocturne otter]

[broken flax]

[solar summit]

[lethal birch]

https://youtu.be/6rpZu2SxvhM

Can anybody help me get better at sniping

pc easier due to mouse

[glacial prism]

Hmmmm

[lethal birch]

@lethal birch watch my snipe in clip

Ok

its not hd yet..

now

Nice

Can you help me get gud at sniping

Bro wym he's not god modding

@lethal birch HOW

Are u dumb?

Bro he's clearly just better

U didnt see me shoot tf out of his face

Dumbass

Like bro your just so bad

Ofc he wouldn't die to a rpg to the feet

[lethal birch]

Ill clap you stfu

i don't think these two know of sarcasm

Hmm not godmode

Lol

See what I mean

Totally not godmode

Yes not godmode

He's just built different

[glacial prism]

Get back to the kitchen

[lethal birch]

Who

The last modder when i said im recording

Especially when he ate the homing missile tp the feet

I got crashed look

Lool*

[lethal birch]

Yes

Hes not godmode

Watch he be like

He's just better

“Its skill bro”

Galaxy wanna 1v1

[sleek hazel]

He's on pc

[lethal birch]

Oh

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[sleek hazel]

Blue names are playstation red are pc and green are xbox

[lethal birch]

i play on ps

[sleek hazel]

Ok he's on playstation too

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[lethal birch]

Wanna play?

Im shit on ps

[sleek hazel]

Yes pc is superior

[lethal birch]

Tbh

[brave quiver]

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[lethal birch]

Because of the fps

Same

I hired a taxi because I can't text and drive in gta at the same time and by god I could probably get there faster on a bmx

[brave quiver]

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[lethal birch]

And due to its a controller

[nocturne otter]

I'll Add you, let's play together when we can and practice pvp @lethal birch

Come to dms

[lethal birch]

Anyone wanna 1v1 me on pc

[lethal birch]

Ok

[sleek hazel]

@nocturne otter you are on pc

[brave quiver]

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[lethal birch]

I wanna get really good

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[sleek hazel]

Ok

[lethal birch]

@brave quiver ur on pc?

[nocturne otter]

[lethal birch]

[brave quiver]

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[lethal birch]

[lethal birch]

Dont add it too roles

Welp

[brave quiver]

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[broken flax]

PC role always makes me think of owner role even tho here it’s not

It’s the same color I use in my server

Mine is bright red tho

[drifting gorge]

oh taking out jets is easy

at least a million times easier than mk2s

[broken flax]

Goddam nice take downs holy shit

Player on ground then a shitty lazer pilot

[uncut cipher]

@sterile valley https://youtu.be/r-vXgrubYTU

[brittle tundra]

more like the greatest feature

[dusky timber]

ah yes lets talk about the shitstick 3000 for the 6464948343484652469434th time

[broken flax]

Lmfao

When your likes to be cool

[uncut cipher]

i think this is good cause the editing is 🤌 , i know the topic is repetitive but you cant deny that the editing makes you very satisfied

[broken flax]

Y’all act like is a big threat in gta when the is way worse

Almost has no good counters compared to

[dusky timber]

good editing potential wasted on recycled content

[uncut cipher]

ikr

but like i said, still satisfying to watch

[lethal birch]

🧹

[broken flax]

Imagine if R* is stupid enough to add a mk3 tho

180 mph and fucking lazer L’s cannons and ruiner missiles

[willow fern]

"I want five of em."

                       -R* Oppressor Convention, 2023.

[broken flax]

MK3 will be better than lazer if it comes out I’m almost certain

It’ll probably be uncounterable besides with orb

[lethal birch]

[broken flax]

1. MK3
2. Lazer
3. Hydra
   4: MK2
4. MK1

☠️

[broken flax]

[lethal birch]

xD

[broken flax]

Who agrees with that list I made?? Honest to god if mk3 comes out game ruined

[tawdry echo]

is it just me or is this coral in middle of the mountain ?

[lethal birch]

you not know bout that?

[dusty imp]

That's why they could never find nemo

[brave quiver]

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[wary surge]

"no good counters" oppressor mk2, scramjet, toreador, stromberg, etc (anything with good missiles) and ex ammo on snipers

[broken flax]

Yes ik, I was talking about the lazer

Mk2 has a lot

Lazer barely has any good counters if the pilot is good

[wary surge]

only hard to take down if the defender has bad aim or has very little vehicles

[broken flax]

Mk2?

[lethal birch]

CARSHOW DM ME IF YOU JOINING

CARSHOW DM IF YOU WANT TO JOIN

[tough stump]

crispy juicy tender

[violet imp]

Average trash griefer

https://tenor.com/view/fraz-bradford-meme-world-of-tanks-albania-gif-20568566

Average so called “trash grinder”

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

[golden harness]

@violet imp Shitposting is only allowed in #memes-and-shitposting.
Shitposting is a failure to make a constructive post, posting memes, trolling, or other forms of degrading the chat quality.
This is up to the moderator's discretion. https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Shit Posting
Requested by: @half dawn

[half dawn]

N QQQ M M M M ME21M

[golden harness]

Shitposting is only allowed in #memes-and-shitposting.
Shitposting is a failure to make a constructive post, posting memes, trolling, or other forms of degrading the chat quality.
This is up to the moderator's discretion. https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Shit Posting
Requested by: @half dawn

[half dawn]

Also ew not another griefer bad grinder good pepega

[dusty garnet]

VELandyn

[broken flax]

Who remembers this song from story mode??

Also didn’t even know ATM could let ya withdraw 10m

From phone it’ll only let you do 1m max

[solar summit]

i stopped listening gta v radio songs cuz a lot of them r awful(most of the time they're bad taste rap and others), that's why i always listen to self radio

[broken flax]

Yea only good radio stations on gta are west coast classics and some Kult FM songs

[solar summit]

of the whole game I would say that only 10 songs are passable, the rest I'd rather not hear

[broken flax]

Some pop but not enough to make it worthy of something to listen to while playing gta imo

[broken flax]

True

A lot of old shitty music in this game

I just turn radio off usually

[solar summit]

the worst of all the game is that BS still slipping

[broken flax]

If I wanna listen to radio, I listen to music on my phone instead irl

[broken flax]

Fr

[solar summit]

i regret of helping that asshole with his antennas tbh

[broken flax]

Did you Fr know before I mentioned it that you can withdraw a max of 10m from a ATM?? @solar summit

[solar summit]

i can't even destroy them

[broken flax]

What??

[rare bone]

can anyobdy invite me to heist?

[solar summit]

nope

[tardy stone]

@rare bone, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Apartment: #archive-pc｜apartment-heist-lfg
Casino: #pc-l｜casino-lfg
Cayo Perico: #pc-l｜cayo-perico-lfg
Doomsday: #archive-pc｜doomsday-lfg
Everything else: #pc-l｜other-lfg

Requested by: @broken flax

[broken flax]

Me neither surprised me

Also can only use D-pad on console to navigate it, can’t use L

Won’t work at all otherwise

[solar summit]

i almost never use cash, so... good to know

[broken flax]

Yes ik but it’s interesting

How it’s 10m

[drifting gorge]

ok come on now this just looked sick

[drifting gorge]

@unborn stump

[broken flax]

Never seen 3 fire trucks here

[drifting gorge]

only seen 2?

is that the twist?

[broken flax]

Idk

[drifting gorge]

did you watch this mister @broken flax

[broken flax]

LMFAOO THAT’S FUNNY

He stops chasing the other guys and realizes he’s about to get fucked, and at the last possible second he tried to fire flares

[open bison]

What's the deal with middle schooler f-ing each other moms

[lethal birch]

Onespot's Avenger vs alkonost video

[glad lance]

i dont think thats a strikeforce

[stable bison]

America 😎

[lethal birch]

huh

[heady cairn]

ok

[heady cairn]

that is perfectly a belkan strikeforce

sorry

[dusky timber]

yes, this is why atms are not useless

[lethal birch]

:0

[broken flax]

Ehh they’re still pretty useless since nobody wants to withdraw money

Most ppl deposit their money

[dusky timber]

well, when i wanted to withdraw all of my money to see if it affects the money clutter in the office, using an atm was very handy

[broken flax]

NO WAY

[lethal birch]

oh

[broken flax]

It can de-clutter office money??

[lethal birch]

did it affect money clutter in office though?

[broken flax]

Yea did it?? @dusky timber

[dusky timber]

it didn't

[broken flax]

😭

[lethal birch]

[dusky timber]

[broken flax]

I’d totally do it if it worked

It would take a while though

[dusky timber]

but then at the same time, i didn't test withdrawing it on my second character and checking out the office on main

[broken flax]

Oh yea

Wait what if you don’t have a 2nd character??

[dusky timber]

so maybe it do work but you can't actually have any money on your character

[broken flax]

I deleted mine

[dusky timber]

why

[broken flax]

Because I was stupid lol

I should probably make one

[dusky timber]

create new

[broken flax]

Then I can’t test the office thing

I honestly wanna test since I only have a character

Idk how long it’ll take I have over 300m

[hazy hull]

🤔

I wonder what's wrong with this picture...

[clever sluice]

-nice

[lethal birch]

Why to wait till 12

[broken flax]

[rustic sundial]

omg ill make my level -69420

[broken flax]

Ya right when you guys tell ppl to blow up cargo

[brave quiver]

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[karmic dew]

-69

[clever sluice]

i am the valet now

[lethal birch]

you forgot the facial hair tho

[hazy hull]

and your character is female

[agile wedge]

https://youtu.be/ZWFlRg0SLB8

[humble hemlock]

what happened to the last valet??!

[severe garnet]

He was tired of the shit happening in los Santos

[sand quest]

see rockstar encourage EWO

[subtle granite]

my guy that’s a women 😂

[drifting gorge]

putting this here again just cuz

[lethal birch]

[lethal birch]

thanks, rockstar

[subtle granite]

lmao

[sand quest]

Romeo to HQ.. I am going to crash this criminal

HQ to romeo. roger that, proceed to ram him

[drifting gorge]

God daaaang you can really see the difference between xbox one and series x

[runic meteor]

This level of content doesn’t happen everyday

Gtao back on game pass hopefully they leave it on forever this time about

[clever sluice]

just killed everyone in the bar #gangsta

[unreal aspen]

@clever sluice what helmet is that

[clever sluice]

black advanced

[unreal aspen]

do you know what section

[drifting gorge]

what's outrider about?

is it cool?

[runic meteor]

That’s the thermal helmet but without the goggles

[runic meteor]

Dunno but I can finally play gtao again without disc

[real pewter]

I've been cloud playing GTAO

[atomic hemlock]

anyone want freee money and xp

[clever sluice]

combat helmets

you can get them at vespucci movie masks i believe

[unreal aspen]

ok thanks

[clever sluice]

the respirator is the yellow visor respirator in the diamond casino heist mask section

tho it might be locked

[unreal aspen]

ok

[clever sluice]

there is an identical one with a green visor thats unlocked from the start tho

[unreal aspen]

ok

[clever sluice]

@hollow pulsar see where i circled

disguises are there i believe

[lethal birch]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxpH1NtYlf4

[hollow pulsar]

Ik i check every airstrip place

[clever sluice]

i believe theres a building full of weed right next to them

[hollow pulsar]

I have done this heist miljon times ik

[earnest obsidian]

Is this a map of cayo

[clever sluice]

yes

[severe garnet]

Get on my level of skill

[viscid ridge]

when you join casino heist and immediately see this

[solar summit]

what did you do ?

[viscid ridge]

nothing

i just joined :/

[solar summit]

but you know what to do or you're new?

[viscid ridge]

yea ive done it tons of times and im almost level 100

[solar summit]

i see, maybe he is one of those guys that is supposed to invite his friends, but the dumbass just hit auto-invite

[viscid ridge]

probably lol

[lethal birch]

yo what mask is that?

[clever sluice]

yellow visor respirator

[lethal birch]

thanks

[vestal citrus]

@lethal birch Do not post that again, thanks

[lethal birch]

HAHAHHAHAHHAA

[agile wedge]

https://youtu.be/M8ItaichSrM

11 min vid of the starling in action

43 clips

[clever sluice]

made a glitched outfit (the snow is from a modder in the lobby)

[weak sparrow]

get ur money up not ur kd lol

[wooden pebble]

[lethal birch]

Dont mind the terrible quality 😉
#consoleexperience

[wooden pebble]

[versed coyote]

Pavel after he drinks a few too many tequila bottles

[lethal birch]

ww

[sleek hazel]

https://youtu.be/EH9dKWx_Coo

[lethal birch]

Just finnished, fun heist

[clever sluice]

lamar davis says hello

[tepid leaf]

Shitshitshit i might regret this

[sleek hazel]

@tepid leaf why?

[young ice]

who plays fivem and has a server we can play on?

[tepid leaf]

what do you think of my car? 😄

[lethal birch]

Looks pretty cool and impressive

[storm mica]

Not a fan of those wheels at all

[nocturne otter]

Same

I like the stock white vision tho

[lethal birch]

They does fit if you think of it

Mother nature

[nocturne otter]

[lethal birch]

Outfit look OK or nah?

How tf are you so fat

[nocturne otter]

T H I C C

[brave quiver]

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[true dawn]

i didnt know we are playing ubisoft game

[sudden whale]

bruh

[agile wedge]

https://youtu.be/M8ItaichSrM

[lethal birch]

My character

I tried going for a sexy office lady type look

[elder kernel]

XD

[lethal birch]

@elder kernel what?

[nocturne otter]

$6227

[lethal birch]

sorry

i know im poor

here she is with a short skirt

wish I could combine thigh highs with a skirt but oh well nothings perfect

[nocturne otter]

Nah you got more than I do

[dry sage]

T H I C C

[compact briar]

valid

[solemn berry]

i don't think that air carrier is supposed to be there...

i was just escaping cayo perico and i found it sitting ther

[restive rivet]

Its happen when there was Freemode event business battle

[earnest oak]

no one:
b2b players:

[solemn berry]

Cayo perico isn't available on free roam

i need an answer

WHY IS THERE AN AIR CARRIER NEXT TO CAYO PERICO

[solemn berry]

that's me

[restive rivet]

Yes the freemode event was from free roam. Next to cayo island

[solemn berry]

yeah but cayo perico island isn't in free roam

@earnest oak

[tidal coral]

https://youtu.be/r-vXgrubYTU

GTA is definitely going the path of saints row

[light pike]

Cringe

[lethal birch]

Cringe

[astral sparrow]

the futuristic shit is just for the casuals who just play in the open lobby

just finished watching,.. i think its going more the sims route

[tidal coral]

https://youtu.be/IAURPd-5dSY

So shark cards are the reason why GTA 6 is never going to be released

[restive tendon]

and kids.

[rough ermine]

[lethal birch]

[merry lava]

[fervent sleet]

Dupers be like:

Thats my account

[proud jetty]

anyone wanna air jet fight me lol

[lethal birch]

lol

[lethal birch]

!lfg @proud jetty other

[tardy stone]

@proud jetty, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Everything else: #pc-l｜other-lfg

Requested by: @lethal birch

[proud jetty]

uh ok

lmao

[lament onyx]

ill just leave this here.

!lfg @atomic hemlock

[tardy stone]

@atomic hemlock, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Apartment: #archive-pc｜apartment-heist-lfg
Casino: #pc-l｜casino-lfg
Cayo Perico: #pc-l｜cayo-perico-lfg
Doomsday: #archive-pc｜doomsday-lfg
Everything else: #pc-l｜other-lfg

Requested by: @lament onyx

[ancient phoenix]

spoiler

I remember when I was a peasant on GTA Online and I would befriend money droppers

[teal crypt]

DJed in the party bus last night for this lit af car meet

[ancient phoenix]

[teal crypt]

We went for 2 days and nights ingame

[ancient phoenix]

Noice

[uncut cipher]

lmao tf is that

sketchy ass website

just check r* website and see for yourself, it aint out

[lofty dune]

@keen stream

[keen stream]

Looks good man

[lofty dune]

thanks

[keen stream]

Have a great time flying

U on 4k?

[lethal birch]

[lofty dune]

so 10 minutes after taking it out and i crashed it twice cuz i hard dived into the water and it broke the propellors lmao

ow

[lethal birch]

This is how i started gta online

Bought tempesta with 1.5 million i got from premium edition

[keen stream]

Bad luck boi

[keen stream]

Damn u could have got kostaka

[obtuse summit]

Maybe Kosatka wasn't release when he started ?

[keen stream]

Cant be 4 months old image?

[obtuse summit]

Maybe

Maybe not

[fleet shard]

Can anyone help me get money i got the game 5 days ago im not very good ps4

[minor steeple]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mcM8K9uVJRI

[lethal birch]

I started on summer in 2020 when game was free on epic

[drifting gorge]

feels bad man

[lethal birch]

This is pic from then

I didnt know how to screenshot lol

[lethal birch]

Why

I was happy then, i had lambo lol

[glacial prism]

American people are fucking gay

[lethal birch]

Why

[unkempt cloud]

ah yes, the person without reading comprehension are now starting to write articles

[severe garnet]

“Black panther”

[unkempt cloud]

i still cant believe how many people look at a tweet saying "panther = chiliad mystery" and think that means the panther in now out

[uncut cipher]

and what level r u now?

[alpine carbon]

truck of strippers

[lethal birch]

83

260 million earned

Dont ask me how

[uncut cipher]

wow thats relatively low

[lean basin]

Important: If any of you guys like to send feedbacks to Rockstar about GTAOnline, send an email to
[e-mail]

[dusky timber]

aka 🗑️

[eager folio]

kosatka mk2

[deep ice]

Lol

First oppressor mk2 now kosatka mk2

That's gonna be a mess

😂

[clever sluice]

this is what a grinder’s office looks like

[young ice]

oi who here has fivem

and does anyone want to play dm meh

[clever sluice]

this server isn’t for fivem

also

[tardy stone]

@young ice, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Apartment: #archive-pc｜apartment-heist-lfg
Casino: #pc-l｜casino-lfg
Cayo Perico: #pc-l｜cayo-perico-lfg
Doomsday: #archive-pc｜doomsday-lfg
Everything else: #pc-l｜other-lfg

Requested by: @clever sluice

[young ice]

noice

[viscid ridge]

lets gooo just won 9690$

[dim aurora]

how to check this?

[edgy anchor]

I can tell you with confidence that dupe money is counted as legit money in that screen

[patent knot]

spending more than you earn

[unreal aspen]

$60m of modded money

probably a lot more in the bank as well

[dim aurora]

lul

not modded

i used to cph replay glitch

[unreal aspen]

your earned money rises with replay glitches

[unkempt cloud]

not even that

sometimes these numbers get fucked for no reason

[dim aurora]

its doesnt i dunno why man

i can literally show proof

[earnest oak]

dayum look at dem car sales

[earnest oak]

I wanna see one with someone who made a shit load from gambling

[summer shell]

is this shit a joke

[unreal aspen]

thats not even that bad

[clever sluice]

solo yeah that’s pretty good

[unreal aspen]

if you get 15:00 the elite challenge will still be incompleted

[severe garnet]

I remember getting 15:00 in the casino heist

Because of one biker

[solemn berry]

my highest cayo perico time record is 10 minutes and one second

solo

my personal record

[dim aurora]

only if had hard mode

😢

[solemn berry]

DAMN

BRO THAT'S A WORLD RECORD

i think the highest record is around 6 minutes

[dim aurora]

did this with full bag

did two door glitches in one try each

hacked basement in 10 seconds

[edgy anchor]

I can't get door glitch down

[dim aurora]

i do it different from yt vids

i have developed my own method

same concept but different way to setup cam angle

[edgy anchor]

I get the idea it's one of those things that works best when you formulate your own particular method

With a lot of trial and error involved

[static flare]

When i tried the door thing i got like 25 minutes lmao

[edgy anchor]

I spent that long and still couldn't get it

[steep matrix]

https://images.app.goo.gl/BC1D2DQizTTvX22P6

[static flare]

Okay

[lethal birch]

Yes I am aware of how it looks

[solemn berry]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

I JUST BROKE A NEW PERSONAL RECORD

NINE MINUTES AND 48 SECS

HOLY SHIT

FUCK YEAH MOTHERFUCKER

I can't believe i finished below 10 mins

someone slap me I'm dreaming

[lethal birch]

Congratulations man

[solemn berry]

tyty

i know it is not a world record but i never thought i could do this

[lethal birch]

Can i fix this somehow(asking for friend)

[solar oasis]

Spend

[lethal birch]

Not that

He earned 260 million and he has 145 million max

In stats

I think this is sus so how to fix that

If possible

Irl faggio sport aaaa

(I actually own this)

[unkempt cloud]

0/10 not enough mirrors

[lethal birch]

10/10 Italy’s laws require a single mirror only for 50cc, dual mirror is optional

[unkempt cloud]

i didnt mean dual mirrors

more like 10

[lethal birch]

Oh

That’s not the mod though is it

I might be able to do something about it, remind me to put 1000 mirrors on my moped

[solar oasis]

Add an extra 0

[solar oasis]

Doesn't matter lol you won't get banned

Rockstar doesn't care

[clever sluice]

leaked image of snoop dogg’s house

[solar summit]

[lethal birch]

[solar summit]

bruh but the value would be bigger

[lethal birch]

did snoop dogg get raided frequently too?

[solar summit]

ig he does quality weed

[solar summit]

ofc

[clever sluice]

https://www.pentagram.com/work/leafs-by-snoop-1

looks like edibles

[solar summit]

i was right then

[rigid hare]

e

[solar summit]

@rose pewter

[lethal birch]

leafs by snoop

[alpine rose]

i have like a 100/200 mil difference between earned and spent, it wont get you banned anytime soon

[charred trail]

Yeah replay glitches do this

[alpine rose]

yup

[tidal coral]

https://youtu.be/0tL-gXdQb-Q

So shark cards are good according to Rockstar

I guess they're worth it

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[lethal birch]

No shit

[nocturne otter]

Smh Shark cards not worth

I would rather buy a menyoo

[lethal birch]

Same

[stuck kite]

gta in borderless

🤮

[lethal birch]

thats windowed

Borderless is the best

[earnest oak]

hmmm

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[earnest oak]

77 minutes...

[lethal birch]

lol

wth

[earnest oak]

what its not normal?

[storm mica]

lmao u went afk or smth

[earnest oak]

never I always pause

I decided to do some sight seeing

[mild hearth]

Someone needed this I think

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[mild hearth]

@bitter pelican its here

[bitter pelican]

Do i need other setups?

[mild hearth]

No just those to get the entry disguise

[lethal birch]

Fucking christ

[lethal birch]

Jeez

[trim sluice]

Posted for K/D ratio for someone else, then.

[nocturne otter]

High kdr

Are you a kd warrior @trim sluice ?, just asking

[trim sluice]

Well, back in the PS3 days, people liked to come at me when I was just trying to do my own thing.

Eventually people got to recognizing my name and saw my ratio and left me alone.

[nocturne otter]

So... you became a kd warrior?

Do you even care about kdr

[trim sluice]

I really don’t, I just liked putting people in their place until they caved

[lethal birch]

Lmao

[nocturne otter]

Mhm

[trim sluice]

I was a pretty adamant 20-something year old at the time lol

[nocturne otter]

Then you must be a good aimed player

[lethal birch]

Are u around 25 ish then that's what I'm guessing

[nocturne otter]

[trim sluice]

Mid-20’s, people liked to talk on the mic.

[lethal birch]

Aight

[trim sluice]

Back in 2013/2014

[lethal birch]

Now no one has a mic or has a shitty one

[trim sluice]

I graduated HS in ‘05 lol

[lethal birch]

I'm guessing you're 25+ and between 34-

[trim sluice]

34 in a couple weeks

[stuck kite]

lmao

[trim sluice]

Character created date

That was a long single game session, wow

Did I really play for 3.5 days straight without a d/c?

[nocturne otter]

[trim sluice]

17,550 headshot kills

[nocturne otter]

Very good aimed

[trim sluice]

Free aim kills 8,260

[nocturne otter]

I still got 4000kills

[trim sluice]

Player headshot kills: 11,257 out of 12,868 player kills

[lethal birch]

Bro my character was made in October and has 100 deaths what thr actual fuck

[trim sluice]

So ~1,500 of the players I killed were not headshot kills

Out of almost 13,000

Wait, highest killstreak in Deathmatch: 522

You don’t believe me, do you?

[nocturne otter]

I do

[lethal birch]

I do

[nocturne otter]

But, you're just a good aimed

[trim sluice]

Posting it for the non-believers

[nocturne otter]

I only got 3727kills

[trim sluice]

38k total kills for me lol

[nocturne otter]

[nocturne otter]

griefer

[trim sluice]

Griefing during a deathmatch?

[nocturne otter]

yea

How did you get a 522 streak tho

it's kinda sus tbh

[lethal birch]

New PB

[nocturne otter]

I mean, you're not sus but Idk about the 522

[trim sluice]

There was a custom map where I couldn’t get damaged in, I just stayed clipped inside a wall. PS3 days

[lethal birch]

Lol

[trim sluice]

That was a long 60 minute deathmatch

[nocturne otter]

[trim sluice]

It was entertaining because no one found me for the whole hour, they were just constantly mad that they kept dying. So many people on mic

I took my time with the kills too, making sure each one was a headshot. Wait for them to be in the right position and..... dead

[dusky timber]

cheaters*

have you ever tried doing stunt races and winning repeatedly?

an easy way to get a good taste of supreme gaming race gaming experience

[lapis creek]

links can be posted in here?

[dusky timber]

no

[lapis creek]

lets try it

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/713542333039116289/830350483448397854/Screenshot_20210410-105606_Facebook.jpg

u liar

[dusky timber]

well, it depends

also, your hol up should be posted in #memes-and-shitposting even though it's related to gta

[lapis creek]

its related to gta

[lapis creek]

can't put links in it

[dusky timber]

then u need to message @wise anvil to apply for shitposter role

[wise anvil]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert the moderators.:exclamation:

[lapis creek]

alright

btw do u know ur pfp is a trap

@dusky timber ?

[dusky timber]

that's the point

[eager folio]

what

[trim sluice]

????

[frank spruce]

non stop pop is the best radio station

[autumn current]

oops

[sinful canyon]

For the memes brother

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[tardy nova]

rate

[junior sparrow]

10/10

It's different from the others we have today

[rare island]

what plane is that

[severe garnet]

The alkonost

[rare island]

damn it looks sick

is it worth it

[lethal birch]

No

[rare island]

ah

damn

😔

[compact whale]

It’s one of the worst planes

[compact whale]

That’s pretty meh

[static flare]

My dumbass thought that said 13 seconds

[dim kite]

good job

👍

[lethal birch]

🙂

[gleaming swallow]

cayo perico any%

[brittle tundra]

huh

[unreal oracle]

Hours upon hours of cayo perico

[brittle tundra]

[wooden garnet]

25hrs of holding this pistol

You're afk-ing cayo perico?

[unreal aspen]

he can hold the gun in freemode as well you know

[wooden garnet]

Who tf holds a pistol in freemode apart from poor bois?

[severe garnet]

Hey

Ap pistol is good

[storm mica]

heavy revolver mk2 good too

[wooden garnet]

I was gonna clarify for some pistols

Which are more like a machine pistol/handcannon anyway

[wooden garnet]

Didn't bother 😔

Personally hate associating my three prize pistols with the rest of the useless shit that is in the pistols class

AP, Heavy Revolver, and Up N Atomizer

[unreal aspen]

.50cal pistol is pretty much a handcannon anyways

[wooden garnet]

Marksman Pistol

[unreal aspen]

infantry pistol

[brittle tundra]

sheesh 29 min 🥵

[gleaming swallow]

i was afk

[brittle tundra]

damn i wasn't one of my runs and i still did worse

[clever sluice]

btw to achieve this me and my friend picked up 3 stacks of gold and the main objective ofc

[timber shard]

ayo how u get the panther statue

[clever sluice]

a modder triggered it when i was prepping

[stiff obsidian]

To oppresor griefers:

[lethal birch]

i respect mk1 griefers

that requires some skill'

[sleek hazel]

[calm sigil]

https://youtu.be/yb0AgzRIYZM

[clever sluice]

how did u get 1 million secondary?

safe cash?

[severe garnet]

This is how

[clever sluice]

no i mean for secondary targets he got 1 million

highest ive ever got is 980k so im wondering if he grabbed cash from the safe

[severe garnet]

3 gold + safe

[steel basin]

wont this be an awesome addition for the mogul?

[severe garnet]

I’m assuming

[clever sluice]

alr

[clever sluice]

my solo record

easy mode btw

im just about to do hard mode

[lethal birch]

LOL IMAGINE NOT GRABING SAFE

[clever sluice]

i did in my solo record above

[lethal birch]

LOL 3 GOLD IS 1MILL

336k x 3

[clever sluice]

that's weird cuz i definitely grabbed 3 stacks

[lethal birch]

lol its 1mill with safe

[clever sluice]

alr

why do you say lol at beginning of every message

[lethal birch]

are u sure u didnt have a 20k safe?

lolll

[clever sluice]

idk

[lethal birch]

@wooden pebble I’m sorry man

[wooden pebble]

[solar summit]

@wooden pebble nice nickname

Perico drug industries

[weak helm]

congratulations!

[lethal birch]

Whta heist?

[weak helm]

act 3

[lethal birch]

Oh ok

U lucky u got elite my mf ass die every time

[weak helm]

lool

he just showed us the time 😏 not every task is needed for elite

so we are not sure he got elite 😏

[clever sluice]

epic moment

[primal egret]

Tott

Aly not photoshop or taken from yt

[lethal birch]

Panther statue isn't out yet?

[clever sluice]

i have a modder friend who changed it to panther for me

[lethal birch]

Oh ok

[clever sluice]

admiraldarwin08 is my SC friend me and i'll prove it

[primal egret]

Lol chill

Yes finnaly level 50 LETZ GO

[clever sluice]

so that's what the lester reactions mean

[lethal birch]

on pc?

[primal egret]

Umm its just image for me

[lethal birch]

“Bad sport!

[primal egret]

Ye and what?

[lethal birch]

On pc?

[primal egret]

Yes why not

[lethal birch]

its disabled

[clever sluice]

that message just means you have bad sport points it doesn’t mean you’re in a bad sport lobby

[lethal birch]

lol its disabled on pc u dont get point

[clever sluice]

you still get points but you never get put in a lobby

[sour ginkgo]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rUqjGs4v0M

[karmic valve]

geck me out on twitch

OCompulsiveD

almost half way to affiliate

[final sage]

I encountered them on Xbox so annoying

Me and my friend would be smacking griefers and they would pull that out

Imma watch it

[lethal birch]

https://youtu.be/gfM-vtOPEnw

[formal imp]

i liked pvp before it became all about missles

[nocturne otter]

I would love to go to pvp w/o mk2

[broken flax]

Fr

[still birch]

It would be hilarious if they made the mk2 blow up in one bullet

[formal imp]

back in 2014-15 where people actually used GUNS

[still birch]

Yeah

Then it was mk1 griefers and jet griefers

And then the deluxo

[formal imp]

back when the meta was armored kuruma

[still birch]

And now the mk2

[nocturne otter]

Damn mk1 griefer

[formal imp]

and i pledged myself to never buy either of the depressors

[midnight crow]

B r u h

[timid raven]

Guys

Oppresser mk1 or save my money for something else

[tepid anchor]

Save your money for the cayo heist if you don't have the sub

Unless you got the sub then invest in your businesses

[timid raven]

I don’t do cargo

only heist

[tepid anchor]

Then go for the sub

[timid raven]

Already have it

[tepid anchor]

Bruh

[timid raven]

Bruh

[tepid anchor]

I guess you could go for the opp then

[timid raven]

Ok cool

[lethal birch]

Lmao

[solar summit]

finnally

[storm mica]

congrats

[solar summit]

apparently the mods r sleeping or something, didn't get an answer yet 😕

nvm just got them

[lethal birch]

lol

[broken flax]

Is that with 3 players??

Damn so you did 2, 3, and 4 player cmm

[solar summit]

yup

look my roles

[broken flax]

Is there just 1 loyalty bonus and shit for all of the heists??

Or is there many with different numbers of players

[solar summit]

loyalty

assistance

[broken flax]

I’ve heard today that I can get an extra 100k bonus on the OG CMM if I do everything in first person

[solar summit]

yes

[broken flax]

On top of loyalty, all in order, cmm, elite challenges per heist

So many bonuses for perfection it’s wild

Imagine getting 100k bonus for having to deal with 1st person

I’d want at least 500k

Also did you get elite challenge on one of the ddcmm runs?? @solar summit

[dusky timber]

[solar summit]

yes, but the achievement i got it a long time ago

[broken flax]

Wait how do you get elite challenger role

Is that for og heists or something

[dusky timber]

👕

old heists

[broken flax]

Oh I see so all elite on those and there’s ddcmm and elite

[solar summit]

these are all the challenges, all of them are rewarded with cash

[broken flax]

Mhm

I have non of those

[solar summit]

i still have to go for the elites ogh

[broken flax]

Idk about OG cmm that cmm is a pain but ddh cmm with 2 ppl seems doable or 3-4 ppl

[solar summit]

tbh, the easiest is the ogh cmm

the problem is finding ppl

[broken flax]

How’s it easier tho

[solar summit]

the hardest overall is ddcmm2

in terms of difficulty

[broken flax]

I’ve done regular ddh with 2 ppl. My friend and I ran through our heists took us a while to figure out the strats but once we got it down, preps and heists were ezz asf

Yea true

Act 3 was so annoying istg it took us 3-5 hours maybe lmao

So hard to not die my god

Especially with 2 ppl

We did it tho twice

[solar summit]

exactly

[broken flax]

2nd time was a breeze tho

Took only 4 deaths

It was incredible feeling

After I finished it

[solar summit]

but once u get use to "act 3", then it becomes easier to try ddcmm

[broken flax]

The avenger set up took us so long then when we did mine, LITERALLY FIRST TRY

RCV 2 TRIES OR SO

[solar summit]

the feeling of finishing all these ddcmm is even better, trust me

[broken flax]

RCV was the worst ddh prep ever tho holy fuck especially wi th 2 ppl

[broken flax]

Oh I bet

Prob screaming and nearly breaking controller

After finishing any of these cmm

[solar summit]

the trick there is crouch inside the car

[broken flax]

Oh no

[solar summit]

so it becomes easier

[broken flax]

The one location in cypress flats was so bad

It was incredibly stressful

[solar summit]

rescue ulp?

[broken flax]

Probably the hardest mission at that point in gta

[solar summit]

yeah that one is hard

[broken flax]

No RCV

Rescue ULP so ezz

Compared to RCV omg

[solar summit]

kuruma seems to work fine as strat for ulp

[broken flax]

RCV at cypress with 2 ppl is aids

[solar summit]

but i'd rather stick hiding in the part of the foundry

[broken flax]

I sprayed the enemy’s down and then I had my friend start grabbing from the last vehicle all the way up

I parked RCV and jumped out and went on huge rampage on them

Then the part where they’re shooting me from roof was the peak of that mission for sure

I was being shot everywhere at that point

I almost died lol

[solar summit]

the tower?

[broken flax]

The buildings and the water tower

[solar summit]

in ulp, i've never went there tbh

[broken flax]

It was so hard to defend myself

This is RCV mission

The other rescue ULP is ezz

Both of them are

The heli ULP is act 3 and the other one at that annoying steel place is for act 2 iirc

[solar summit]

yup as i said, once everyone is crouched inside the rcv, the thing becomes easier

[broken flax]

Well only 2 ppl doing RCV prep is so cancer

It’s imo the hardest ddh prep by far

Avenger set up far easier in comparison

Even tho it’s hard too

[solar summit]

crouch and it would be ezz, trust me

[broken flax]

I did

Well since only 2 ppl, I had to get out after I blocked his back

Cuz there’s enemy’s everywhere

He died without me protecting him

[solar summit]

to add to my achievements, i've never used mic