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Better not be freemode
Ok I’m gonna go please myself now
freemode be like crazy as hell lol
With food
Starling can’t be used in adversary
Better than-
on epic games?
On Xbox
oh
on epic takes like
100GB
something like that
here it is
sad how i don have friends
You do have us
what u mean
Friends
I managed to take a mid-air bullet xd
but i was asking to Andre! 
Bro you speech Spanish?
no i speech my voice
when i see @lethal birch photos i feel happy
because i either post my outfits or someone else's terrible clusterfuck of clothing?
both
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power move
I actually kinda like this one, tho the white boots look weird, cause usually you only wear those in buildings, or only girls do
the white shoes, lens, mask, helmet and chute ruins it
Nah the mask is k
its the classic "edgy casual outfit with tacticool stuff and headshot protection"
not the best camo tbh
Eh, I like it
idk i happened to see it so i yoinked it
friends were fucking around with the construcion vehicle forgot what it's called
wtf who is she doing in my submarine
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S M H
damn 🔥
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yeah it just looks like darker nights mod
I can't see anything lmao
some fat tryhard thought he could beat me
BRUH IM LOSING BRAINCELLS
god mode noob
yo if ur the barcode seeing this F#CK u
carona
lol

fill in the blanks
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huh

i updated my GTAOnline trailer, i just fixed up the music and some transitions
hehe

what do you think about it?
Looks great
thanks
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Me and my friend laughed so hard when I glitched on the stairs
Damn speedrunner
O still have finished this heist
Ouch
I forgot about the camera when I jumped but it still didn’t see a crackhead jumping off stairs
totally normal bro guards do it when they're late
Yo
Sup
What theeee

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oh really
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cool
LESTAH
Oh wait i found something
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That isnt gta media use #memes-and-shitposting
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Its minecraft not gta
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Please use the right chat! #memes-and-shitposting
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why post a picture of a person and then call them a ' molester ' just because they look like lester
Lester's name ryhmes with molester
And im not callinh him the molester
lIIlIlllIIIlIIlIl killed xx_tryhard_}lmao
working on something 👀
Trailer for my crew. It's not made for advertising since i just wanted to edit something. hope you guys enjoy
The navy part 
ik
really lazy
i didnt give a shit to buy a boat or something so i just got footage from the kosatka animation
I mean, the kosatka part is awesome @lethal birch
thanks
looks cool, but the ending with those cars
, where's the insurgent, half-track, apc, barrage, etc?
well i have them in my facility
you should've recorded there then
and i thought its better to use footage of my nighclub garage since i have more "civilian" vehicles
it's more laid-back
i think thats how you say it
i just felt like those fit better
ok, it's a military footage?, or a military wannabe footage?
dadaby
how to get this car
get a pc
Lmao it's a mod
no i just thought that those fit better than APC's and insurgents

ehhh okay?, but still i don't get it, why tf?
ik, it was a retorical question

+Bob, we ran out of vodka
-open your goddamn window
lmao
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ye im sorry then
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Did he win gulag

both lost

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I mean like this
I see 
It's not official
Cayo perico music
embed fail
Lmao
Must have been fun
Such nice stuff to see here!
Bert Gun 
I guess you could say he’s...
In the clouds

Very nice!
🌴
PS2 Vice City looks better and cooler than PC version
anybody can help me get red joggers???
run
FLAC version in lossless quality!!
http://bit.ly/39W6Bqk
Song released by Rockstar Games for The Cayo Perico Heist DLC
Original version extracted from game files.
Mixed in stereo for better sound quality.
That works 😁
amogus


Just another in los Santos 
If you're kicked from a session
U can't join the same session again
I just hope your account doesn't get banned
Lvl 125: Shit talks and says he'll end me after killing him for preying on a lvl 2
Me:
Doubt i could do it again tho
B 1 1
B11 for life
Lmao that happebs
Im loading up
Does this look like fast run (pc)
And then i load into that
What u said
Im like WHAT
Ive had my daily dose of KD warriors so ima head off
Found this golden clip going thru my captures😂

Yes 🥰
A 1 0
Oi how do you get color headlights on scramjet
@earnest obsidian
Wait hol up
I can modify my scram in my arena?
What about my vigilante?
This changes fucking everything
I have that
Smh I’ve been wanting avenger workshop for so long
This literally makes my day
I had no idea

https://youtu.be/vnXSMAML5S0 @primal haven I said I was gonna make it, freshly uploaded
Song: Danger Zone
Artist: Kenny Loggins
**I do not own the music in this video. Please don’t copyright strike me
Hope you like it
Most of its in freemode bc I want to use my starling
Yep apartment
Alr
Cool
Do you know if Peter Griffin works because mine switched to 4 rounds
if your a modder you can

oof
nice

How did you manage to meet him again?
i dont even know
i already beat him again so no worries
Lmao
Somehow this guy reminds me about those homeless people with "The end is near" sign
lmao



@proper grove what happened to cat nose 
facts


@wise mica this is a BB gun
how much does it cost to fire them for twelve seconds?
Bit of copy pasta here:
"Seriously, fuck that guy. For those of you that are unfamiliar, Strauss Zelnick is the CEO of Take-Two Interactive (Parent Company of Rockstar Games). Mr. Zelnick is the reason why GTA Online is full of microtransactions (or “consumer spending opportunities” as he likes to call them because he is an out of touch asshole) and why Red Dead Online is going down the same path. He has also been quoted as saying that they are “under monetizing their users” because apparently over half a billion dollars in Shark Card sales in GTA Online isn’t enough for this motherfucker. He also admitted that he himself does not even play video games. A man who is in charge of one of the biggest video game companies in the world doesn’t even play fucking games. What the fuck? That would be like the CEO of Apple not knowing how to use a cellphone, or the CEO of General Motors not knowing how to drive a car. Also Strauss is the reason why RDR 2 on PC will be an Epic Games store exclusive because he licks Epics balls every chance he gets."
When ur mk1 loves light poles
wicked bike park
The thing fell off
My luck be like
this post was made by the helicopter gang
help me it was a karin futo
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took me like one and a half hour to make him
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yes
why does he even think you are cheating
he was in ghost org i was still beating him up
Interesting
Those are the ones that u gotta be careful with
he tried to get my ip but i had vpn
still he took some big lzz that will go on my youtube
Some are friendly. Most of the time they're stupid
ye i have like 30 firendly barcode firends
they just help
but these are brain damaged
Those are the ones that just hit u off when u kill them once or you beat them in their own game
Public lobbies arent fun anymore tbh
ye lol but he failed pretty bad i even got a message from my vpn
What crew was he in?
my firend was doing the orb glitch we made his game crash
Lmao
no crew
They can join your lobbies whether if its an invite only lobby or not. They also can hit u offline.
Lmao most of the tryhards change their name
i have something to do now
Ill see. But imma go
for now

hi
dock
lock
Lol
Don't worry, you got me 
yes

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hi show bob pls
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did you really just use this in 2021

you good?
no
now i need to buy one
secret gta v cheat codes shhh

Lmaoooo I found this legendary screenshot
Thought it was lost to the sands of time

b11
with shark face stuck in eitr
Nice
that is pretty dope
Imagine being so pissed about a 2-1 that you boot the person offline.
the ruly guy booted u?
Yeah. He orbed me and my router is flooded with packets immediately after.
He was triggered that I was killing him
All that just to break even
dont click that
Why
its probably an ip grabber link
if you are on a burner phone then click it
I love this video.
Sike
should i click on it?
Dont
i'll click on it
Wow is that actually an ip grabber
gjrejngringw
It was
nothing happened
Are you sure
Ight I'll be back on my actual phone gotta destroy this one
@wary surge here’s one https://youtu.be/URdJN6WuI90
what was it?
mf using rage comics
insult all u want lol
I'm just kidding it was a shitpost
what was the shit post
Gta shitpost
still sus
Do it
put it in chat rn
Do it
check your ip ghos
It's not mine
AHHAHAHAHA dumbass you got the wrong ip
ehhh that cars alright
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he doxxed us 
Is that doomsday act 3
Casino I think
act 3 is 150 headshots
Yea
Oof 145
forgot to send this earlier but..
no you just can't play it like most missions
if it didn't have the constant rapid fire it'd be more fun
Don't get it bro it's a fact
ur on playstation so u technically have ur own aimbot
Yeah lmao
eh
well im using controller on pc so it helped
bah good at games? wow
why u got nno dcmm role bro

im still mad they dragged the pc role above the custom roles
i want my yellow name back like last year
fr 
nice
Professional idiot driver 
What rank are you
Oh that makes sense then
Id recommended being a lvl 100+ for act 3 tbh
I did it as a lvl 60 but only do it if you're experienced
89 🤔
You can do it. But just dont rush
I legit had to carry my other lvl 100+ friend because he tried doing it with 4 players
I just did a 2 man instead
Which was easier since im used to act 3
Is this fact or cap?
Yeah it works
LOL
Tags: Ugly Bastard

I’m sensing a bit of sarcasm
Can’t blame me for wondering. Always looking for the easiest way to make money LOL
Nah it works
I just got on to try it
playing mc tho dont need money
pretty weird glitch tho
not surprised though considering that garage one


Selling it only gives $660k, while he used a mod menu to flow 6mil to his account!
Not even 6,600,000 to fool me 

Nah don’t listen to any tiktok videos they’re all scams and fake bs. The idiot even messed up and the selling price is 660k 
I like this car good job
yes
But If your going thug I recommend either the stanier or the bennys faction
ehh
You can make a pimping car with it
maybe if i get it
Trust me I only had 150 red cars at one point
I forgot what the one lowrider is that’s from 4 n sa but it’s the ultimate pimp car
tbh
the car itself is good enough for me
it originally costed 9 thousand
with the modifications + upgrades
its not like 60 thousand
now*
This one but red wheels instead of gold
And different interior that one is god ugly
But it’s the pimp car in my opinion was my favorite to drive
LOL
Tbh idk been a while
the only times i really pimped cars was in need for speed games
same
i like
nfs underground 2
and nfs carbon
they really take
their customization
to a new level
and so does gta v
i mean my car before i pimped it looked like my grandpas old run down car
but now its good
fast
drifts well
handles well
mid air as well
What has the contact been up to? 🤔
I only like nfs heat since its crossplatform
@steel swift
This is the word the son of god is spreading? I think I just became n atheist🤯
Ik this isn’t shitposting but lemongrab is right UNACCEPTABLLLLLLLLLE
Anyone know how to comment a player in Bad Sport Lobbies ? Dm me if you know how to
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so rdr2
I just got back to playing gta v after a while and got this
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Different give aways have different payouts depends on how long it’s been since he played
And so far no give away has gave me less then 700k
Where did you find this
I found this a while ago on fb no one supported the idea on here
There ok with broomstick but not rocket faggio smh
Taken a moment before disaster
Or is that your crew
Oh I thought you were attacking
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did you draw that?
:0
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it says five in the corner u big liar..............
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It's still and still GTA 6
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This messages makes no sense so I will choose to believe you
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Memo: Andre is a Boomer 
i dont know u

how does rockstar allow this to happen
:v
How
Remember when the Marshall truck was released and you had to pay for each Marshall with its own flag individually?
Yeah, the Marshall was released free later on, and they gave everyone the money they spent on the Marshall’s back
Yes, that’s how much it cost to buy every single Marshall that was released.
The only difference on each being the country flag it represented
You bought all?

Duh, I’m part of the Rich crew, I play gta like if it was Pokémon.
Day 1 player 🔥
It actually came out to 12.5M GTA$ for all 25, the other 1.8M came from whatever other Pegasus vehicles became free when the next-gen version of GTA V was released.
Ah right, the Kraken
:0
That was 1.3M, then the other 4 or so vehicles made up half a mil
Stallion, Blista Compact, Dodo, and the Dukes
Bro that guy is so mfin ugly
Kill him
He’s a modder
He’s probably one of those southern redneck 17 year olds who smoke meth and have a confederate flag on his wall
Rolled up sleeves and drive a pickup truck
this man brings disgrace to nep-nep's name
Hmmmm
mental state "normal"
average GTA online tryhard
LMFAO
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Ok
These are the people that react weirdchamp to my joke but not this
The world is cruel and unfair
huh


ayo wtf
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Death is always after you unless you want it, even mk2 dudes disappear
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Man.
thats deep
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😂
Imagine being such a child that you grief MK2 on level 38 and 66 while you are 515 yourself
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yep
His goal is getting 60k kills. Gotta say for a noobbike griefing RC tank nuker he is low on kills
He DoEsN't WanNa LoOk CrInGe, He JuSt LiKeS kIlLiNg PeOpLe
Whyh am i not surprised he uses the RC tank, the mk2, Buzzard, hydra, Lazer and Khanjali to get those 60k kills
There's an option to change session >.>
Keep ewoing 
funny enough he was denying that he was using a console, even though it was clearly visible in the player list. "But i play on pc tf you talking about"
there's no crossplay in gta?
yes
thats why he got confused
well, console =/= controller, thats why he kept saying he play on PC
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dont forget the bootyzoomer10000 NVG's
shit tier media content 🚮
why cant i post image
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When you get griefed by a tryhard, tp to your house and call your Social Club friends to help you out, play as them, dirty as possible! In this case you shouldn't care about the chat.
The other way is to change the session...
I dont know how to tp, i dont have any SC friends. And i am a masochist, so i usually stick around to to mess with them verbally :P
What can do for you is, I can help you with a crew
I have 2 crews currently. But both are dead, and if i am honest i dont really mind it. I dont like the constant talking in crews adn he likes
If you have an active heist in your apartment, Lester or Ron will send you an invitation to your apartment, by accepting it you teleport to your house.
Hoe are dey ded doe?
Because they both have 3 members, and i am the only one online on both of them
I see, however if you look forward in joining a live crew, I can help...
Nah, i'll be fine
your broke lol
not anymore
all props to mr rubio
no
stop promoting shit
Life in Brazil.
Scramjet.
Nice forza speedo haha
thanks
😳
lmao
some bitch kicked me from the session when i beat his sorry ass in a race
Are you sure that pitch ain't the internet service provider?
im on a hard wired conection, ive never had a problem with internet
as soon as i crossed the finish line
kicked
ahh lol hacker let me fly this plane :O and 30 sec he killed me and killed whole server and left 

i think ya crashed it...
Noo i was flying and he blow me up
That plane looks like a shark*!*
and killed everyone in the server and left
and also why did they removed this plane its so cool
It's still in the game, but not yet obtainable
Me too, don't worry.
did you accept a money drop ?
Very sorry but they banned you for a reason
I know how yo fix godmode
Just use godmode to make money and it will get fixed within seconds 
My IQ is off the charts i know
Clearly
need 1 player for parkour
Hardcore parkour?
Modders dont get banned but the ones that money gltich do smh
i don’t money glitch i grind
Ik
But maybe a modder mightve fked you over probably
i can’t even put a complaint to them about it
Yeah seems like rockstar cares about their sharkcard sales more than their game
that’s the only way they make money
Thats why everyone on PC mods. Its also free online on PC. While on consoles you have to PAY to play for online for better security
This was my first time when I met such a strange griefer who wasn't mad at me when I destroyed him, he just said that he will never stop griefing low level players on GTA Online!
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My GTAV Settin...

lol silly pfp
Send me a DM of the link or picture, I'll post it for you if you want @lethal birch
what a nice guy
Hi @random temple 
Hey sorry I was testing if it would let me chat
Thanks 

It's fine, you're allowed to talk 
Bruh that Bee dude left
Ig I'm deleting the link 


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Idk
Nice wall 😏
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o
I'll send the pic or a video for you if you send it to me as a dm @quasi thistle 
Dm me if you want to
yes

thanks 😏
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Cause it's not English
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reading korean is pretty easy
420700.50Kill/Death ratio

ye you can probably learn it in a day

tho you wont know what it means
👍
The korean test is the hardest part of the test Ngl
Math and Korean is the hardest part for all students here
Anyways, let's go back to main
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lmao
Math is hard from our school
We get 20~30 as a average score of math test cause it's R E A L L Y hard
One of the hardest school
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Then prove me how 1+1 is 2
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Glitched
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that's what death looks like bro
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ok bye
Hey your still here
he left :0
wow
wow
he's in ghillies server 
Turning my Real Life Car into a Grand Theft Auto V Themed Car! COMBINATION ABOMINATION BABY! The cars in GTA are parodies of real life cars made by combining two or more real life vehicles together. The reason for this, is because Rockstar couldn't get the licenses to use real cars in their game, since many companies weren't comfortable with fe...
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@severe garnet An entire fkin hour on this fkin time trial, AAAAAAAAA 
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
1:20:99 my ass 
Ever notice how shooting anywhere on the head counts as a headshot as if it's not just a person in a costume
F
Welcome to episode 38 of my facts and glitches series 
slo
yes
When someone with a taxi got a better time
where i showcase what i´ve learned in my almost 8000 hours of speedrunning
He's an anime boy lmao
i come back to gta after nearly a month and this is the treatment i get 
has it been a month? nah, more like two weeks.
i did a time trial 
for an hour
warmed up for the rc trial
did it in under 5min
epic

Fact
Is a bike even good for this trial?
I didn't even try 
Assumed the traffic would be a pain
objectively, the only trial where a bike would be bad is down chiliad

but still, we don't use bikes here
oke
Down chilliad with the desert raid >
Los Santos, a city of saints but now it's nothing but full of flying things like oppressor that destroyed Online

That's mk1
Umm why’d my friend have this bag on him after cph??
Glitch lmfao
Couldn’t save it anywhere sadly
TFW you get 12:29 on a dch from furthest drop off
Cars or heli
I guess
@lethal birch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q50u6qUOXSI there isnt a time limit lol
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