gta-media

[nocturne otter]

We'll be showing to our kids like , ay my kids I used to play gta5 when I was young

[static flare]

Ill be in a fucking wheelchair

[meager path]

"Whether it’s on two wheels or four, completing any 5 Stunt Jumps across the map this week will land you a GTA$500,000 bonus in your Maze Bank account by April 14th."
https://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/ak14k95888k345/high-altitude-or-high-octane-gta-online-celebrates-stunts

[severe garnet]

This was frustrating

[lethal birch]

@jagged peak sideways like this

[primal haven]

@verbal eagle

You will never get in this accounts session though

[verbal eagle]

shesh a pato phone

[primal haven]

Raised it by a lot since then

[verbal eagle]

i seen higher i seen a 24.50 and a mill one before

[primal haven]

Million is modded

Mine is only legit

Can’t mod new stuff now

[verbal eagle]

no it was xbox

[primal haven]

@verbal eagle you can transfer old account back then

I’ve seen level 8000 and negative Kd

I’m 43-0 on him

Loser bought that acc

[verbal eagle]

i have a ss ill show u in a little

[primal haven]

So you are new to gta? @verbal eagle

Let me set my standards so you know

If not above 80 days playtime then you are new

[verbal eagle]

no

[jagged peak]

instead of asking "are you new to gta" just ask "do you still grind money"

[verbal eagle]

i started 2018

[primal haven]

How many days playtime though

[jagged peak]

better indication of skill tbh

[verbal eagle]

idk ill check in a min

[primal haven]

We could also dogfight?

I’ll be home in 8 hours

[verbal eagle]

no

lol

[primal haven]

What then

[verbal eagle]

non

[primal haven]

F

[jagged peak]

i wanna dogfight u aku

[primal haven]

Look at this Ghillie master fan I killed

[jagged peak]

too bad i dont wanna buy another console for poop game gta

[primal haven]

He is the one who shot rpg

He miss so bad loool

[jagged peak]

rpg for ground 🤮
homing,nades and compact nades 😎

[primal haven]

Homing nade

Wat

[jagged peak]

there i fixed it

[primal haven]

O

RPG spam on controller be like

[jagged peak]

haha pc keybind go brrr

[primal haven]

No macro pros

[jagged peak]

ight im leaving im gonna go play not gta

[primal haven]

It be like that

[trim bane]

media

[lethal birch]

Shit just got real

[trim bane]

media

[lethal birch]

Yeah this is #gta-media amigo

[lethal birch]

people do be griefing and grinding kills via school buses irl now

[orchid coyote]

o

[sinful canyon]

Just some loungewear. Any ideas on how to improve it?

[lavish shale]

why is jesus wearing red loungewear

[wide hemlock]

[umbral matrix]

how do I message players on my phone in gta online to say why they kill me?

[sleek hazel]

https://youtu.be/ZlvsQ183bbY

[sinful canyon]

Because it isn't Jesus but John Wick

And they don't have a pitch black loungewear

[last cave]

Where did she come from

[sinful canyon]

She is an angel who fell from the sky. It didn't hurt a tiny bit as you can see

[last cave]

it was not worth the effort of transfering that to my phone

[sinful canyon]

oof

[rapid laurel]

I got orbed for the 5th time in my life today. Note how it’s to make a tie

Fucking-

This was after I said 4-3 to piss him off

I don’t take score seriously but I will say it to make them mad

[sinful canyon]

I dont take kills seriously at all. only if someone kills me i want revenge and usually that ends up with either me having killed them 12 times for 1, or it ends up i am fucking with a child who uses godmode to feel better than others. The last option usually makes me able to piss them off

[lethal birch]

More like they're using godmode against you

[sinful canyon]

They are

[silver patio]

ive never got orbital cannon'ed

how does it feel lik

e

[rapid laurel]

flattering

[silver patio]

i mean

[rapid laurel]

They spent over half a million to do something a few bullets could do

[silver patio]

you just got spent on 1m

i mean

all it takes is a khanjali

and godmode

[thick ridge]

should i get a weed business or nightclub?

[raw quartz]

Unintentional

[sinful canyon]

I see you are a master at criminal damage as well XD

[lethal birch]

chad

[thick ridge]

some asshole griefed my cargo and he was using mods

fucking people these days man

[solar summit]

why do you go to a public full lobby then?

[solar summit]

no chad, bareface

[lean basin]

It's a hipster cut and that beard isn't available for players in gtao

[gloomy plover]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/802346808415617034/827048802497200159/image0.webp

[solar summit]

[twilit hamlet]

remove mk 2 out of existance and we good

[proper grove]

why does blonde hair just look yellow

[proper grove]

YESSS

[lethal birch]

dame da ne

[lean basin]

Pants, without stripes

Low accurate missiles for

[tawdry zenith]

Thanks modders

That why I hate Modderss

[solar summit]

nice monitor

[kind briar]

That why I hate Modderss
@tawdry zenith who love them anyway?

[solar summit]

themselves

[kind briar]

Naah they hate themselves as well

Ip adress spamming or countless times to try crash games

Its even more funnier coz some modders has crash protection

[wide hemlock]

What a road block.

[wide hemlock]

Imagine you being able to get high in-game and see things like that.

[proper grove]

woahhhh

thats sick af

the fog sucks though

[lean basin]

See how magnetic waves can change colors on a surface

Electro Magnetic

[dusky timber]

first,

second, cheaters/scriptkiddies, not modders

[broken flax]

Wow this game is April fooling me, spawns me here in inv only lobby when in my last session I was at Vespucci

[lethal birch]

Nice

[broken flax]

Also I got 5k chips from mystery price on my first casino spin @lethal birch

I’ll always remember that ngl

[lethal birch]

Yeah rockstar is trying to tell you to get off the game and make some money in real life

[broken flax]

IKR

They want me to go away

[broken flax]

YEEPP

[severe garnet]

Idk man, the door glitch has been around for some time

[broken flax]

Imagine they remove it for April fools

[severe garnet]

No

[broken flax]

All the PC players be like: NOO FUCK U BITCH

[lethal birch]

Godmode is still in the game -_-

[lethal birch]

Fake, money glitches are patched within seconds not days

[eager acorn]

how do i get the modder role

[lethal birch]

Tezfunz wants to april fool us

[broken flax]

No R* has it on their page too

Maybe they’ll April fool us with 1m instead idk

500k ain’t bad

[lethal birch]

I did it tho and got nothing

[crystal sail]

Hi

[lethal birch]

Well its seconds or days

[primal haven]

RIP GTA KING

Flying an ultralight smh

[wise mica]

Whoa

[primal haven]

That’s rly him btw

1-0 lol

[wise mica]

That's a pretty nice kill

[green slate]

Loooooooool

If he GTA king, Im sucking off godzilla

[rapid laurel]

@broken flax mk1 dive bomber

[broken flax]

Nice

[rapid laurel]

He was just chilling you scum 😂

[broken flax]

Is that him lmfao

No way lmfao what a clown

[primal haven]

Me dogfighting with @rapid laurel

[primal haven]

It isn’t but it was funny attempting a react

[broken flax]

[primal haven]

This video isn’t a joke though, it really is me and low rider man

[rapid laurel]

Man you were pulling stalls left and right

[broken flax]

Woah that’s a nice ass kill

[rapid laurel]

Dats me 😂

He fucked me

[broken flax]

Rip

[rapid laurel]

In the ass

[broken flax]

He totally fucked ya

[rapid laurel]

Fuckers destroyed my life

Can’t have shit in Detroit

[primal haven]

^

[broken flax]

Gtfo

[rapid laurel]

AAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[primal haven]

He didn’t get banned lul

[broken flax]

Ikr

[rapid laurel]

Finally

[broken flax]

He couldn’t dm me if he was banned @primal haven

[rapid laurel]

Autoaim gay but it makes for moments like this

[broken flax]

Mhm

Honestly auto aiming a mk2 is fair @rapid laurel

[rapid laurel]

Oh for sure

They’re on a mk2 I can do whatever I want

[broken flax]

Think can go 130 mph in like 5 sec

[rapid laurel]

I can use a lazer with the meme cannons

[broken flax]

Don’t tell me I gotta free aim them off hell naww

[lethal birch]

we do a little trolling

[rapid laurel]

@primal haven

[primal haven]

Can’t post his meme when I’ve been friend with baker for since 2020

[rapid laurel]

Best meme

[primal haven]

Stolen

[rapid laurel]

Well duh

[primal haven]

I also posted that already

[lethal birch]

Why use lazer when you have B11

[rapid laurel]

Ok

[rapid laurel]

EXACTLY

[broken flax]

LMFAO THAT’S A THING

How funny

[rapid laurel]

I could beat aku with my b11

Completely confident

[broken flax]

[lethal birch]

B11 vs lazer is ez

[broken flax]

Have you tho??

[primal haven]

Ms baker in this video

[lethal birch]

r plz buff molotok

[rapid laurel]

B11 best fighter

[broken flax]

Damn

Barrage > B11 cannon??

[rapid laurel]

Why using barrage in dogfight

[lethal birch]

to flex

[rapid laurel]

B11 cannon really good

[primal haven]

To humiliate him

[broken flax]

Barrage better to take down another B11 tbh

[lethal birch]

B11 cannon
really good

[broken flax]

Ehh it’s too slow for me but in dogfights it’s op asf

[rapid laurel]

Slow ≠ agile

B11 has smallest turning circle

[broken flax]

I tried to dogfight my friend with starling and I wanted to gag badly like how tf do ppl dogfight with it

[primal haven]

I’ll get on rn and df you in my lzer don’t worry cutie

Get on

[broken flax]

It’s so hard to control

[lethal birch]

Imagine B11 with Lazer cannon

[broken flax]

Unlike b11

[rapid laurel]

I can’t get on rn bro 😂

[primal haven]

You can

[rapid laurel]

I’m off for tonight

[primal haven]

Don’t hide man!!

[lethal birch]

sus

[broken flax]

[rapid laurel]

Lmao bruh it’s 9 o clock

Tomorrow

[broken flax]

That’s early ffs

[lethal birch]

Are you a baby

[primal haven]

I’ll be at work soo

[lethal birch]

Dababy

[rapid laurel]

Mf I got school tomorrow 😂

[primal haven]

I’m gonna go kill the head admin for the gta online subreddit

[broken flax]

I just had school so I’m good for tomorrow cuz I went in person today, tmr online

[rapid laurel]

I’m free all weekend to dogfight

[lethal birch]

i doubt he ever flew a plane

[broken flax]

I’m average dogfighter, nothing insanely good or op

[primal haven]

@lethal birch he is in the epsilon flight crew which is basically a stunt crew so

[rapid laurel]

Tomorrow I’m prolly gonna do b2b with my friend

[primal haven]

He might be average

[broken flax]

I’m only good with lazer tho so

[lethal birch]

stunt crew?

[rapid laurel]

I’m average

Aku is really good

[primal haven]

Fly under bridges

[lethal birch]

Does he smash the keyboard while flying or something?

[broken flax]

Aku would prob kick my ass within 20 sec

Ngl lmfao

[primal haven]

Yes

[broken flax]

I mean I ain’t even above average

[rapid laurel]

I win like 99% of freemode dogfights

[primal haven]

He has hardcore sex with his pride flag keyboard

[broken flax]

Lmfao

[primal haven]

That’s how he stunt fly

[lethal birch]

I'm above average, but the average gtao player uses the mk2 and forgets about anything else so

[rapid laurel]

Only time I lose is if someone’s using ghost or if they kill me head on

[lethal birch]

@primal haven best plane to kill mk2s? The B11 might be too slow

[rapid laurel]

Hydra

[primal haven]

Hydra

Hm you must’ve been watching my vids then

[broken flax]

Idfk why baker registered as ceo in @primal haven clip

[lethal birch]

Hydra?

[rapid laurel]

cannons are rapid and they’re really close together

Mix that with hood cam and you

Kill mk2s ez

[primal haven]

@broken flax he was gonna go off the radar to run off after he got me

But he can’t beat me

[rapid laurel]

Yep 😁

[broken flax]

LMFAOOO

Damn rip

[lethal birch]

Is the buzzard shit?

Lowkey want to kill players on land with its minigun

[rapid laurel]

For pvp its shit

[primal haven]

Buzzard mini gun is really good

[rapid laurel]

But owning one + ceo = hood

[primal haven]

Killed a b11 with the gun

[rapid laurel]

It’s alright

[broken flax]

Buzzard is ass tbh can easily get shot out of it

[lethal birch]

How about... The Akula?

[broken flax]

Akula op

[rapid laurel]

Akula best heli

[broken flax]

With barrage

[lethal birch]

Its boring to just spam missiles and killing someone tbh

How good are the Akula MGs?

[broken flax]

I was with starling

I couldn’t even roll over starling half the time cuz I suck so bad

[primal haven]

@lethal birch worthless

[rapid laurel]

Savage really good

I love the savage

Meme cannon v2

[broken flax]

Only against other helis tho

[rapid laurel]

Ground targets?

[broken flax]

It’s aight but I’d rather use a lazer

Longer cannon rage

[rapid laurel]

Mwah @primal haven

[primal haven]

What

[rapid laurel]

Ahh this one was so sex

[primal haven]

That’s a random

[rapid laurel]

Yeah

[primal haven]

Y ping me tho

[rapid laurel]

I fucked gun hard

[broken flax]

That stupid dumbass flew right into your cannon

[rapid laurel]

Wanted to show you

[broken flax]

Never fly into a savage lmao

[primal haven]

Oh

[rapid laurel]

Right

[broken flax]

He should’ve turned right if anything or gone vertical

[primal haven]

This person payed real money for the Ghillie master channel and got access to this crew as one of the benefits @broken flax

Look at his text at the end lool

[broken flax]

Wtf lmfao

Ppl like ghillie that much jeez

[rapid laurel]

Ez

[primal haven]

Ye

[broken flax]

Also imagine using a deluxo to fight a lazer ain’t gonna work at all

[rapid laurel]

tHeRmAl jEt

Apparently he doesn’t realize how easy it is to kill deluxo with a lazer cannon

[broken flax]

He didn’t even go vertical with deluxo to fire a shot off like bruh what are these clowns istg

Might’ve gotten lucky if he tried

[primal haven]

He’s pro player man

[broken flax]

Yea but lazer can dodge any missiles

[rapid laurel]

I can kill deluxo with my b11 without hood cam

[broken flax]

Unless you get in bad position

[broken flax]

Nice

[primal haven]

Or you are mentally unstable

[broken flax]

I use hood cam

[broken flax]

Lmfao yep

[rapid laurel]

That guy must be really bad, imagine accusing someone of using a thermal jet

[lethal birch]

[primal haven]

I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE IM GONNA FUCKING LOOSE IT

[lethal birch]

[broken flax]

[rapid laurel]

Me and egec

[primal haven]

Egec agreed to dogfight

[rapid laurel]

Friendly dogfight

Yeah

[primal haven]

So it’s good to know he’s

Welp

Self explained

[broken flax]

I see

[rapid laurel]

On my shit skill level?

[primal haven]

Didn’t kill you when you fly straight !!’

I’m pissing and shitting as we speak

[broken flax]

Lol

[rapid laurel]

PISSING OUT THE WINDOW AND SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS

[primal haven]

1st attempt at joining the gta online Reddit moderator

Here we gooo

[rapid laurel]

Less gooo

[broken flax]

[primal haven]

Gonna start off by saying kiss me to him then leaving

BRUH ITS PRIVATE

ofc

[rapid laurel]

As you can see I got them 1-0 in a dogfight

And they orbed me in rage

And they left

Dumbasses can’t even fight properly smh my head

[broken flax]

Yep

[rapid laurel]

This guys a wannabe tryhard

[primal haven]

The void that consumes me is a bottomless pit with no remorse for my sins

[rapid laurel]

Tryhard name

If you have purge in your name I automatically assume you’re a tryhard

[broken flax]

That’s hard asf tryhard tbh

[rapid laurel]

This guy wanted to break the tie

[primal haven]

I want to break your leg

Now hug me

[rapid laurel]

*hugs

Same guy here that orbed me

[broken flax]

Look at how ugly that MFA IS

Goddam that hurts to look at honest to god

[rapid laurel]

What does

[broken flax]

Man why don’t you turn off annoying free roam events lmao

I have all that shit disabled and everything on map just bothers me so much

[rapid laurel]

Ohh

Yeah it annoys me but sometimes I participate

Mk2 gay

[broken flax]

Oh damn I see

[rapid laurel]

@primal haven look

[broken flax]

Yea fuck mk2

[broken flax]

That a big pussy

[rapid laurel]

I shoot a missile first, the missile goes in his general direction

I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTON

[broken flax]

LMFAO

[lethal birch]

[static flare]

You like pvp’ing im assuming

[daring kettle]

Prioritize the blimp

[dry island]

Nice

[solar summit]

the day cannot be complete if ceo of outfits doesn't post a daily outfit

[lethal birch]

i should've used april fools to make a tryhard outfit

[jolly garnet]

Me and my friends are doing a online rp as Michael Franklin and Trevor. I have chosen Trevor and I am having trouble making his face in the face creation. I have looked on YouTube for a guide but I couldn’t find any.

[rose matrix]

how u get that

[lethal birch]

whats "that"?

[rose matrix]

how u get that outfit

[lethal birch]

mods

[rose matrix]

oh

[lethal birch]

you can use a regular utility vest though

[rose matrix]

i think i heard that u can get it with casino heist

[lethal birch]

and the BP helmet is very similar

[rose matrix]

oh nice

[lethal birch]

Im a bot in the pyro

[lethal birch]

Fking GTA just banned my account for no reason and when i contact the rockstar support service it just says we Will try our best and solve the problem out, and they just reset my account and only gave me 100m

[proper grove]

L

[queen ore]

BIG L

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[proper grove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/747231596368887827/827446631670349894/Replay_2021-04-02_02-36-45_Trim.mp4

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/747231596368887827/827447782733381662/Replay_2021-04-02_02-39-40_Trim.mp4

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[gloomy plover]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/810756541128507394/827465673784819712/video0.mp4

[sinful canyon]

Looks like you got too much cars in that garage

[sly maple]

Idk i wish to store bus in office

[sly maple]

Worth if ur character was worth less than 100M before reset

[robust locust]

.

[lethal birch]

@lethal plinth

That's what it looks like

Lmao

The sub interior

It's almost useless

[fervent sleet]

At that point i'd just get a recovery lol

[rapid laurel]

@lethal birch

[lethal birch]

Hmm

Dang

Okay

Il get the pyro then

[rapid laurel]

Lazer is nice too

Very expensive tho

[lethal birch]

That i can get for free at the base

Literally no difference except the color

[rapid laurel]

But is it convenient to drive 4 miles to the base?

[lethal birch]

Yeah

[rapid laurel]

Not at all, you’re very vulnerable

[unreal aspen]

6 in most cases

[lethal birch]

Actually

Spawn a sparrow

Then go there

Easy

[rapid laurel]

Sparrow is very vulnerable to attacks

[unreal aspen]

your logic is so stupid @lethal birch

[lethal birch]

lol

[unreal aspen]

driving 5-6 miles everytime to get a jet

[lethal birch]

job wrap

[unreal aspen]

which you'll use for 3-4 minutes

[unreal aspen]

console moment

[lethal birch]

I already have a cannon powered machinery too, thats the savage

oh

[rapid laurel]

Savage has better brrrrt than the b11

B11 should have the savage cannon

[lethal birch]

consoles dont have job warp?

[unreal aspen]

no

there might be

[rapid laurel]

They do

[unreal aspen]

but its hard and takes a lot of time

[rapid laurel]

It happens all the time

[lethal birch]

:0

@rapid laurel That would make it op, if it would have it then the handling will be needed to be made shit

The irl b11 is not a fighter plane

[rapid laurel]

Some dude heist warped to eclipse towers

[lethal birch]

Its a heavy piece of shit thats used for attacks

[rapid laurel]

And then he top tp’ed outside of his hangar

B11 handling can’t be nerfed

[lethal birch]

Khanjali tp'ers are the worst

[rapid laurel]

Handling needs to be in for strafing

[lethal birch]

Then the cannon is okay as it is

[rapid laurel]

Hydra is bad strafing, the handling is shit

The cannon on the hydra is good but the handling is bad

I’d rather the b11 be a dogfighter

[lethal birch]

If it had the good cannon it would be a glorified lazer, so think about it

[rapid laurel]

It’s my main dogfighter

[lethal birch]

[rapid laurel]

Flying backwards with smoke 😂

When lazer have better brrrt than b11

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[teal pagoda]

b11 better confirmed

[untold oar]

@lethal birch they do

[sleek hazel]

@lethal birch those outfits look dope how do you make them

[lethal birch]

outfit editor

[sleek hazel]

ok

I'm gonna check it out

On yt

Nvm that looks sus

[lethal birch]

amogus

@severe sleet this man XDD

[static flare]

Oooh scawwy

[lethal birch]

awww

[static flare]

@severe sleet this you?

[lethal birch]

i recorded the voice call LOLLOLO

[unreal aspen]

ok

[static flare]

Thats crazy

[primal haven]

Gonna make a video to teach any of you new dogfighters/pilots how to stall better. Will probably be finished tomorrow.

Controller players will understand this easier because idk how to explain the keyboard controls

[lethal birch]

👍

[primal haven]

What did you do to that guy? @lethal birch

[lethal birch]

i just found one guy in a session and he wanted to "mic up" lol

we have mutual servers

[primal haven]

Oh

He seems a tad angry

[static flare]

“Mic up”

The fuck

[lethal birch]

im not gonna sleep for a day after hearing that voice clip

[golden harness]

Shitposting is only allowed in #memes-and-shitposting.
Shitposting is a failure to make a constructive post, posting memes, trolling, or other forms of degrading the chat quality.
This is up to the moderator's discretion. https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Shit Posting
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[lethal birch]

Everytime some tryhard stalls its just a easy kill for me idk how pros do it without dying

[sleek hazel]

Just bought these badboys

[dusky timber]

[proper grove]

looks cool af

[severe garnet]

Wow pink

[lethal birch]

Cat nose

[proper grove]

ty

[broken flax]

Man tho how do you control the jet going backwards though?? I always start up the engine too much so it ends up going forward

[formal imp]

well gg

[nocturne otter]

That's kinda pog

[lethal birch]

AMOGUS

[solar summit]

[verbal kettle]

[toxic swallow]

Some choad got spanked in a lazer by a Valkyrie

[lethal birch]

Our flight team made the x in my name for me :(

[toxic swallow]

Noice

[lethal birch]

I think there good.

[broken flax]

🤦‍♂️

[edgy anchor]

[lethal birch]

@broken flax this is ur opinion not mine so shut it

[broken flax]

Alright fine @lethal birch

[proper grove]

i found another

she wasn't the one though.. she left me midmatch..

[proper grove]

ripped straight from reddit

[tawdry zenith]

No from twitter tbh
I don't have reddit

[maiden crag]

Makes sense...

[edgy anchor]

You'll be fine

[proper grove]

I hate this stupid shit so much

[maiden crag]

My team is going tryhard on this man.

[true hawk]

Fuckin hell lmfao

[karmic dew]

7 v 1

[maiden crag]

He is trying too.

[lethal birch]

Ugh me every fucking time I play kill quota

[maiden crag]

I have noticed people join the team with the most people to get more cash and rp...

[lethal birch]

[proper grove]

but I won bro

it was 1v2v2v3

insane.

[lethal birch]

:0

[maiden crag]

Hard enemy man...

[lethal birch]

hehe

Phat D left?

[maiden crag]

Very tough, were losing.

[maiden crag]

This is like 5 games later.

[lethal birch]

oh

[merry lava]

@brittle tundra 1-0 Lzzzzz

[lethal birch]

Lmao i had to do 1 high lvl and 1 low lvl

[restive jungle]

ez win didn’t even try tbh

[sly maple]

i can win by not doing anything at all rather than not trying

I am not even not trying

flex

[lethal birch]

Something is coming . . .

[polar swift]

This was converted

[lethal birch]

:0

[lethal birch]

join me if you want money drops and join the crew DM ME

CAR SHOW

DM ME

[tardy stone]

@lethal birch, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Apartment: #archive-pc｜apartment-heist-lfg
Casino: #pc-l｜casino-lfg
Cayo Perico: #pc-l｜cayo-perico-lfg
Doomsday: #archive-pc｜doomsday-lfg
Everything else: #pc-l｜other-lfg

Requested by: @brave quiver

[merry lava]

@sand quest

[sand quest]

ah u orb ben

[merry lava]

almighty ben

now its 1-0 forever up

[merry lava]

u play on xbox ps or pc

[sand quest]

pc only

[merry lava]

[sand quest]

[merry lava]

@unreal aspen i deed it

[unreal aspen]

when will you clip yourself orbing me

[merry lava]

next time we play expect one

[unreal aspen]

😳

[merry lava]

doing it again just for the clip!

[unreal aspen]

ok rc bandito

[merry lava]

is missing than getting a refund still a thing?

cause if it is

spam go brrrr

[unreal aspen]

idk

[merry lava]

i will do it

eventually

[unreal aspen]

[merry lava]

i will ekpose u on youtube 2-0

[unreal aspen]

i might invest in a cannon

just to orb you

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[merry lava]

u dont have the cannon?

how are u higher level than me

[unreal aspen]

i never thought i would need one

but now i do ehgurehgiushg

[merry lava]

youll spend 750k on me

[unreal aspen]

you wish

[merry lava]

well more cause u have to buy the cannon

[unreal aspen]

stop flattering yourself

only $500k

[merry lava]

nah

u have to buy the cannon

so more than 750

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[merry lava]

ez dodge than

ill be able to expect it

u being in ur facility for so long

[left bough]

hey

[merry lava]

hey

[burnt fog]

literally the last unlock smh

[lethal birch]

Lol

I unlocked them a while ago

The only thing i want to research now is the hollow point rounds

I unlocked every other ammo type including explosive

[lethal birch]

you guys still research?

I've researched all of those things in like 2 days

like 2 years ago

[rapid laurel]

@safe urchin

I swear I’m not chode lord

Lol

[drifting gorge]

when you do literally everything right and yet he still kills you cuz mk2 overpowered

[rapid laurel]

Now you see 😂

[drifting gorge]

it looked pretty epic for the first 10 seconds tho

[lean basin]

He disabled hover mode and went down slowly, like when your press to exit midair stopped

[lean basin]

You had do circles right after passing above the target

[drifting gorge]

yeah Ik is the thing that the mk2 does to dodge

[lean basin]

Decreasing altitude in a Deluxo is a lethal mistake also

[drifting gorge]

in that case I had no choice

if I went up the missiles would loop around behind me and hit me

the only way to dodge when he's below you is to go down with him

[lean basin]

The last missile got you, the one didn't pass right under

[trail rose]

Attempt was made

[drifting gorge]

I managed to do it a few times now

my sub is also white

[drifting gorge]

it hit me because he was so close I couldnt dodge it

and maybe I shouldnt have pulled up

maybe if I kept going down it wouldn't loop around me

[trail rose]

Ill send in that reddit post too, cuz i cant upload it i think

Ill try

[drifting gorge]

what?

[trail rose]

check #gta-online

[drifting gorge]

@lean basin
how could I've dodged the last missile?

[trail rose]

oh here it is

this was a 100% quicker way of getting to the clubhouse from chilliad than an with an mk2

[lean basin]

It's better not push the gas and go fast towards the impact, and see how will the target move, so you can do the tactic

[drifting gorge]

ya lost me there

Rockford?

[lethal birch]

I'm bored anyone want to do anything?

[drifting gorge]

you mean like at the start I shouldn't have gone straight at him?

[lean basin]

Yes, and the engine left heat trail making you an easy target for homing missiles

[drifting gorge]

what does that have to do with anything?

[drifting gorge]

the only way to beat the mk2 is like this

because I can't just run away

he is faster

[lean basin]

Like I said, pushing the gas makes engine leave heat traila

[drifting gorge]

and I can't dodge if they're coming from behind me, or rather I can but is much harder

[trail rose]

deluxo is one of the worse vehicles to counter mk2s with

the air mobility is a little bad

[drifting gorge]

if I stand still the missiles hit me, if I move slowly eventually hell get me

[trail rose]

only the missiles can be truly practical

[drifting gorge]

sorry mate you couldnt be more wrong

if you have the skill for it you are unbeatable with a deluxo

[trail rose]

sure, but as I said, it's slow in the air

makes you an easy target

[drifting gorge]

against the mk2?

[lean basin]

Press let go press let go of the throttle button

You know what I'm saying

[trail rose]

well in this case

I haven't saw a deluxo vs lazer fight yet

[drifting gorge]

against a jet is not that great

but against a mk2 is one of your best bets

cause you can actually hit them for sure you know

[lean basin]

Deluxo cannot beat a vehicle which can move to directions freely

[trail rose]

welll then I guess it can beat jets quite easily

but it really depends which jets

some of them are more agile than others

[drifting gorge]

he's saying it can't

so @lean basin are you familiar with deluxoxism?

or 919 designs?

[trail rose]

yes I know, but jets can't really move in all directions freely

[lean basin]

I like Deluxo and Hydra

[trail rose]

a heli can perhaps

but not jets

[drifting gorge]

they are the definition of being able to do so

[trail rose]

what about taking an instant 180 turn?

[drifting gorge]

jets are the only vehicle that can dodge missiles infinitely

[drifting gorge]

that's why deluxo is bad against them

[trail rose]

helis are better in that

tho I actually never used a jet in GTA

yet

so I can't tell really

[drifting gorge]

what I'm saying is that planes can dodge any missile ever and helis can only dodge a few bad ones

[trail rose]

how good is deluxo against mk1?

that's the only convo I can actually talk in lol

[drifting gorge]

if theres too many of them or if they have good tracking the heli doesn't stand a chance

[trail rose]

tho deluxo is extremely weak to bullets

it has no bullet protection whatsoever

all windows are exposed completely

[drifting gorge]

is more reliable against mk2 tbh

[drifting gorge]

neither do any of the bikes wdym

helo

[trail rose]

I know of course, but I just made sure lol

idk haven't used deluxo either

[drifting gorge]

and actually

[trail rose]

official

[drifting gorge]

it wasn't made by rockstar

[trail rose]

#gta-online is the main chat

[drifting gorge]

but is the biggest gta server

[drifting gorge]

against people on the ground, you can just stay with your hood pointed up and they won't be able to hit you

[trail rose]

I really wanna fight a deluxo with an mk1 once I get homing missiles

[drifting gorge]

they were my first bunker unlock lol

[lean basin]

You can use LFG channels to Look for group of players on your platform @lethal birch

[drifting gorge]

so you're not familiar with deluxoxism?

or 919 designs? @lean basin

[lean basin]

You're welcome

No it won't, it's an option to edit your character's look, face details etc

Because next time it will cost $100k

Usually it's asked after an edit, whether it's first time or a paid one

[trail rose]

how much is the casual money that you should spend on clothing doe

this is how I look in game

[lean basin]

Go ahead and explain

[trail rose]

but I changed that cringe-ass sweater thingy to a camo cloth

[drifting gorge]

bruh I'm curious do you know 919 designs or deluxoxism in general or nah?

[lean basin]

The car models?

[drifting gorge]

naah

because as you were talking about the missile dodge on my video I thought you knew something about it

[lean basin]

That jacket with the army pants... no

[drifting gorge]

deluxoxism is just trying to become invincible with the deluxo

[lean basin]

I found out tactics myself

[drifting gorge]

you can dodge deluxo mk2 missiles infinetly

why

what's weird Zach-RL?

[lean basin]

Pretty everything for a 3 yro

Joke

[drifting gorge]

well I'm very sure that accelerating doesn't make the missile hit you because the engine left a heat trail

that's just not how rockstar does things

[trail rose]

lol imagine rockstar trying to make things realistic

especially with homing rockets

[drifting gorge]

right

[trail rose]

have you ever seen a missile being bended by a flare?

that shit does a full 180

[drifting gorge]

@lean basin full throttle might make you get hit just because the missile goes under by a larger distance so it has a higher chance to get too far away and loop around

because if the missile barely scrapes under your car you'll be fine

the problem is when it misses you by a lot

then it does a 180 behind you and you're fucked

that's deluxoxism

knowing this stuff

@lean basin if you really are into dodgin missiles with the deluxo I recommend you look up 919 designs on YouTube, he has everything you need to know on a few videos

[drifting gorge]

ruiner missiles do it all the time against just regular veichles lol

[solar summit]

[drifting gorge]

well is your name still Zach tho?

lmao

my name is Gael

what is your name if I may know?

[solar summit]

[drifting gorge]

agreed

[solar summit]

[drifting gorge]

you are weird

I have met so many people named Alyssa who play gta

I feel like Alyssas are just attracted to it

or maybe gta is attracted to Alyssas

maybe they are in a relationship

maybe is an abusive relationship

gta is pretty mean

huh

imma go yeet something into my stomach

good bye noobs

[sand quest]

u never account to alyssa is catfish bait

[solar summit]

buy your nitro man, don't beg for it

[lean basin]

No judgments unless you see people

[errant spindle]

Here

[errant spindle]

Leme try that

[lethal birch]

made it to paleto in 5 seconds

on a faggio

ez

[errant spindle]

Hahahahahah it works DEADASS

[lethal birch]

[errant spindle]

@lethal birch Why do u hsve so many faggios??

[lethal birch]

i’m the faggio lord

[errant spindle]

cut recording.

[verbal kettle]

@lethal birch here you go it’s unstoppable now

[lethal birch]

i love you

[brave quiver]

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[lean basin]

Wait hold on, it has no missiles

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[lean basin]

[lethal birch]

it doesn’t need them

the fear it shall instill in my enemies hearts

is enough to slay an entire lobby

[brittle tundra]

Smh u destroyed my weevil

[errant spindle]

Oh shit

[errant spindle]

NOOO

[primal haven]

Almost finished

[primal haven]

The file is too large

[lethal birch]

amogus

i deeply regret this

[errant spindle]

Nice.

[lethal birch]

not nice

WHEN MP_FREEMODE IS SUS! 😳

[errant spindle]

Lmao

[solar summit]

[coral siren]

Can someone help me sell my mc businesses

On ps4

[tardy stone]

@coral siren, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Apartment: #archive-ps｜apartment-heist-lfg
Casino: #ps4｜casino-lfg
Cayo Perico: #ps4｜cayo-perico-lfg
Doomsday: #archive-ps｜doomsday-lfg
Everything else: #ps4｜other-lfg

Requested by: @lethal birch

[solar summit]

wrong channel

[trail rose]

also I just found out why this "clickbait" is a thing https://youtube.com/watch?v=uCYLpddPIpc

I think that he's just dumb and thought that he's gonna get the "Potential Take", and not the Actual take, so it was either a mistake, or he just tried making an excuse for it

also it's Gta Gentleman so idk what people expect lol

[errant spindle]

Please use right chat!

[trail rose]

he was sent to lfg

[errant spindle]

Okay

[lethal birch]

gta online trailer made by me. its kinda bad but i like it

opinions?

i have to agree that at the end i fucked up the music

and transitions are bad since i use filmora

[lethal birch]

Extremely inaccurate there should be way more mk2s and tryhards

i mean, i did it alone

You orbed yourself

i didnt have anyone else to help me get footage so this was all i could do

yeah

i orbed nothing actually

the orb footage was after i got footage of driving

other than that, is it good?

or atleast mediocre

Its good for a solo made one with more people you coulda made it way better tho

yep

ill probably make other trailers for heists and stuff

or just races

[steel swift]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUWWZM-Hg7A

Moments before disaster

[lethal birch]

how long can you last 👀

[steel swift]

LOL

[vestal leaf]

y’all mind if i promo?

[lethal ermine]

Yes we do mind

[solar summit]

very rare to see someone polite enough asking if he/she can promote, most of the other shameless ppl just do it and eventually we see them banned

[merry lava]

n ill do it again

[proper grove]

you fr using automatic tracking

[merry lava]

he was about to start a mission had to be quick

[proper grove]

wow

[merry lava]

wow

[hoary loom]

Where's the car meet chat

[tardy stone]

@hoary loom, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Apartment: #archive-ps｜apartment-heist-lfg
Casino: #ps4｜casino-lfg
Cayo Perico: #ps4｜cayo-perico-lfg
Doomsday: #archive-ps｜doomsday-lfg
Everything else: #ps4｜other-lfg

Requested by: @silk wing

[lethal birch]

https://gyazo.com/4d2e43b0c2d88ed96fdb06dffbea89f7

[wild jolt]

Jesus how long have you been in that same session?

[lethal birch]

look how fast it goes up and up

someone is loop inviting me to their apartment

its so dumb and its making the invite notification over and over

[wild jolt]

What lvl are you?

[lethal birch]

its at 3k already now

lvl 444

[wild jolt]

Yeah that checks out

[lethal birch]

lol why

[wild jolt]

Higher level means people want you on their team assuming your good or have good stuff

Also modders like to pick on high levels

[sleek hazel]

https://youtu.be/YeU74hB2LAI

[wild jolt]

In time for easter

[proper grove]

LOOL

cool egg

[proper grove]

protect your privacy online with the best vpn for gaming-- express vpn

[unreal oracle]

World record for cayo perico speedrun is 5:47, anyone want to try to beat it?

[wild jolt]

!lfg @unreal oracle cayo

[tardy stone]

@unreal oracle, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #pc-l｜cayo-perico-lfg

Requested by: @wild jolt

[wild jolt]

You'll have way better luck finding people there

As people are always looking there

[unreal oracle]

huh

[hybrid coral]

pegaSUS

[bronze urchin]

Vice City Remastered🎆

[jade dagger]

😩 👍

[proper grove]

remaster a bad game

LOOOOL

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/747231596368887827/828070752309739530/unknown.png

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[lethal birch]

who the hell even asks these kinds of questions

u dont just ask them randomly about it

[merry lava]

[lethal birch]

Lmao

[proper grove]

ppl associate uwu with furry for some reason

stupid shit

[nocturne otter]

@merry lava

[proper grove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/747231596368887827/828074090773479434/Replay_2021-04-03_20-10-25_Trim.mp4

Massive L

[merry lava]

[merry lava]

[nocturne otter]

[primal haven]

Show me you guys flying backwards after using this tutorial https://youtu.be/YHv7amiHA5U

[nocturne otter]

Finally

[primal haven]

Make daddy proud

[nocturne otter]

Thanks @primal haven

[primal haven]

You welcome big man

[nocturne otter]

I tried doing backward yesterday, and I failed again

So, I'll try again, next week after this vid

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[graceful nacelle]

Reject oppressor embrace faggio

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[primal haven]

@rapid laurel you wanted to learn stall so I made you a video

Imagine if they added that to gta faq

[rapid laurel]

Thanks

I’ll check it out

It’s not on your channel

Quickly realized that

Ope

[rapid laurel]

It’s here

[primal haven]

It worked for you?

I just made that video based on what I taught some other guy that got decent at it after only 25 minutes

[rapid laurel]

I’ll try it tomorrow

I can’t get on rn

[nocturne otter]

I wish you're on ps4 @primal haven

[primal haven]

I’d lose everything

Switching platform

I got like 4 years total playtime on a bunch of games on there

[rapid laurel]

Looks like the guy who’s in your thumbnail was gonna grief a BLM protest outside the lcpd station

Ooga booga mark 2 griefing takes skill

[primal haven]

I’ll probably change it

[rapid laurel]

Ooga booga griefing isn’t griefing if there’s a reward

That guys logic

2k isn’t a reward

I could hold up 2 stores in the time that it takes to destroy cargo

I’ll grief resupplies if I need firework ammo but that’s it

I ain’t even done that in forever

[primal haven]

Fixed it

[rapid laurel]

Dang

I tracked it down via the magnifying glass icon

It’s from a guy called average Avery fan

I’m not gonna ping him, bc we don’t wanna give him attention

Attention seeking child 🤦‍♂️

[brittle tundra]

passive mode

[primal haven]

Yeah mods said I couldn’t join their games and fight them so I had to ask instead for a dogfight

[merry lava]

I'm on idot

[primal haven]

@brittle tundra bro

I could’ve said Aku but

[lethal birch]

Heck na

[brittle tundra]

smh

[primal haven]

@brittle tundra explain this

Nice emblem

[brittle tundra]

man my friends dont like my suggestions

i wanted to change it to rust eze

[primal haven]

If it’s gonna be lewd it needs to be hot

That’s not hot

Fucked up face

[brittle tundra]

the new one didnt even show the face

[primal haven]

That’s def a good start

GTA doesn’t have high enough quality images to have an attractive human face

[primal haven]

What

[lethal birch]

31 people jesus christ i thought it be 21 or 25 people in that server ;-;

[lethal birch]

31 ppl

[primal haven]

If it’s pc not surprising

[lethal birch]

i think it ps4

no wait

im dumb

its pc

[nocturne otter]

[rapid laurel]

I’m making an air combat video and I put danger zone on top of it 🥰

I still need clips