gta-media

[heady cairn]

that would be awesome ngl

[broken flax]

I mean that’s some fat ass money

[heady cairn]

yeah

[broken flax]

Literally 3 heists fuckin 9m

[heady cairn]

yeah

[broken flax]

Imagine what panther is gonna be like

[heady cairn]

i think its 2.1m on hard

[broken flax]

Fat 2M before you even rob the gold

[heady cairn]

yeah

[broken flax]

That on 1.5x = a Ruiner every heist

[heady cairn]

bruhhhhh

[heady cairn]

yeah

panther,gold,hard,elite and on x1.5

[broken flax]

Office safe too

[heady cairn]

probably 3.6m total

yeah

[broken flax]

Imagine not robbing office safe tho

30 sec max and you make 50-100k

[heady cairn]

we always do

yeh

[broken flax]

Some ppl prob don’t cuz they’re ass

[heady cairn]

adn i think it counts as secondary too

so tryin to get that 20m is ez

[broken flax]

I think primary cuz it don’t fill bag remember

[heady cairn]

actually if ur going for the fastest u prob shouldnt

but if its normal

[broken flax]

I did on my speed runs cuz I ain’t all about time or I’d just rob main and dip

[heady cairn]

yeah

[broken flax]

6:49 was with office

And through main docks

Double coke in first shed

[heady cairn]

nice

[broken flax]

Ultimate fucking speed run

And pink diamond too

[heady cairn]

solo door glitch

prob 5 mins

[broken flax]

This right here was 🔥

[heady cairn]

nice

[broken flax]

Better yet, right after I get pink diamond on hard

That heist it was normal

And I still have it

[heady cairn]

whats wr for cph

[broken flax]

Umm I think 3 some minutes it’s dumb

[heady cairn]

https://recordsetter.com/world-record/spent-military-base-grand-theft-auto-v-online/50103?autoplay=false

[broken flax]

Here lemme see

[heady cairn]

this is a thing lmao wat

whattt

[broken flax]

LMFAOO WTF

[heady cairn]

im pretty sure thats sp

but there is a rmored kururma ther

so idk

[broken flax]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uLYdMtIomf0&list=WL&index=6

[heady cairn]

There is a WR for 4:14 for elite and 3:50 for non-elite. Atleast on PC anyways.

yeah

[broken flax]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=woNJryUvv0Q&list=WL&index=6

[heady cairn]

2:59

wtf

[broken flax]

And the infamous one

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tR2DQkVabM0&list=WL&index=7

[heady cairn]

also tried a bit too hard, accidentally fell into bad sports with big white dunce hat after too many restarts ;/

i feel him

[broken flax]

Oh yea that shits gay

[heady cairn]

wellll

[broken flax]

Well best thing you can do is find new session imo

Or just blow yourself up

And continue

[heady cairn]

yea

[broken flax]

HOLY SHIT RN

So I just joined my friend’s b2b and already kicked

Holy fuckkkk this game hates us

[heady cairn]

BRUHHH

dunce cap
blowing yourself up
running in first person

if this isn't the perfect tryhard combo, I don't know what is.

[broken flax]

I’ve had this shit happen before twice in a row with Longfin

[heady cairn]

yeah i fell u

[broken flax]

Feel me??

[heady cairn]

i got in to a bs lobby bcz of b2bs

[broken flax]

Those happened b2b^^

[heady cairn]

yewa

[broken flax]

Never seen that happen before

Not too long ago I literally was about to go inside compound and kicked

LIKE WHAT A TROLL R*

[heady cairn]

dude

remember that i told u that u can do b2bs to get 1bil

[broken flax]

Like I was still under water and shit

[heady cairn]

welll

ull need 17 other people

[broken flax]

🤣

Or a partner

[heady cairn]

because of bad sport

not really

after 30 b2bs ull be in bad sport

and u need around 17.5 more people

[broken flax]

Ehh who cares about BS I rarely play in pub lobby’s these days and I don’t really run businesses besides NC

[heady cairn]

yeah but when someone is in bs lobby they cant host

meaning

u wont be able to play with them for 2 days

"Grinding cph till I have 1 bil"

[broken flax]

Goddam really

[heady cairn]

i need that vid

[heady cairn]

not me

but i need that vid

[broken flax]

Not me

Wait do yk how BS works?? @heady cairn

I kinda do like does the points have to be consistent or what cuz idk about that and cool downs

[heady cairn]

yes

[heady cairn]

i was in bs like a week ago

[heady cairn]

oops meant this text

[broken flax]

Wait so how does it work then?

[heady cairn]

i seriously wanna make a new character and be in a bs lobby

[heady cairn]

u get bs points when u destroy vehicles

[broken flax]

Wait a 2nd char can be in BS but main one no??

[heady cairn]

or leave jobs

[heady cairn]

im not sure

[broken flax]

Leaving jobs is

[heady cairn]

yeah

[broken flax]

Like who cares what if they need to shit irl or they GTG YK

[heady cairn]

since b2b counts towards leaving jobs

yeah

[broken flax]

[heady cairn]

btw is there a way to counter it?

i think i found a post on r/gtaglitches

talking about it but not sure

[broken flax]

Uhh I think there is but idk

[heady cairn]

ye

[broken flax]

Ppl say shit like commending friend but ahem where tf do I do this??

[heady cairn]

main menu

main menu > online > players

i think it can be done friends section

[broken flax]

BRUHH THIS MAN IS A DICK HEAD

[heady cairn]

why?

[broken flax]

Fucking ass trying to do a fun business battle yet shoots me out twice

[heady cairn]

bruh

[broken flax]

This bitch right here

HES STILL HERE TRYNA KILL ME

Literally can’t mind his own shit rn

[heady cairn]

bruh

ngl i like his crew tag

[broken flax]

Bitchass destroyed everything too

Besides 1 lazer

Imma get my revenge rn

This deadass don’t know who he’s fuckin with

[heady cairn]

ye

is it weird that i dont fight ppl but when they kill me i kill them till they leave

[broken flax]

Lmfao damn

Well this pussy earlier I was tryna fight cuz he randomly killed me immediately goes passive when my friend and I dropped his KD

[heady cairn]

oof

bruh

my kd is 1.84 and i cant care less

like

on cod kd could be important

but

[broken flax]

Same mine is under .8

[heady cairn]

on gtao its useless

[broken flax]

True

[heady cairn]

yeah

i gtg btw cya

[broken flax]

LMFAOO YOO

[heady cairn]

?

\

\

[broken flax]

This mk2 kid flies right by me and he’s asking why I killed him

[heady cairn]

BRUH

[broken flax]

No shit it’s obv

Bruh I’m telling you this lobby is tweaking with little kids rn @heady cairn

[sinful canyon]

@broken flax I see you like my screenshots a lot lmao

[broken flax]

Yes I do @sinful canyon

[heady cairn]

YES

btw

i wish the gold glitch on dch wasnt patched

[broken flax]

FUCK I REMEMBER THOSE DAYS BRO

[heady cairn]

i didnt do it but i wish i did

u can get around 5.2m with the glitch

4 man

*could

[broken flax]

That 140 tried to come after me on ground again

😂😂😂

Stupid dumbass nearly got shot off

[heady cairn]

bru

[broken flax]

IKR this lobby just pure crime man

He ran away after I killed him once like wtf

Man all these xb players I’ve been finding lately just suck shit

[heady cairn]

yea

[broken flax]

Like my god

It’s embarrassing

This guy was funny and weird ngl

[heady cairn]

bruh

[broken flax]

Literally went passive after first couple kills my friend and I got with that KD

[heady cairn]

lol

gtg

[broken flax]

Alr bye

[broken flax]

You need a white yacht my guy

Also top pic is so nice

[tropic pasture]

Who wants free money

[severe garnet]

No one

[tropic pasture]

Oh ok

[minor escarp]

What do you think ?

[sinful canyon]

A white yacht? I don't have that, sir

[broken flax]

[lethal birch]

amazing

[sacred talon]

Nice

[heady lichen]

Car meetup? Sheeesh🥶🥶🥶

[brittle tundra]

[lethal birch]

Shiny

[lethal birch]

- 750,000 GTA$

💥

odd one out

[wooden garnet]

Passive tank

[lethal birch]

modder

[wooden garnet]

There do be a slightly red icon

[eager folio]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6xTwpIyN14

[wooden garnet]

Our God is an awesome God

[lethal birch]

https://medal.tv/clips/48110463/d13375l7dwb3

Why you griefing bish

Lol

[broken flax]

When you wanna knock shit out of the park https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=woNJryUvv0Q&list=WL&index=6

[uncut cipher]

i did not know-

[wooden garnet]

Fornite went out of trend a long time ago

I'm surprised GTA is pulling this many viewers this time of the year though

Usually the major concentration is during DLC months

June, July, December, January

[severe garnet]

I bet most of those views are because of FiveM

First 15 channels

All FiveM roleplay

[lethal birch]

[dusky timber]

don't confuse gta v and fivemérde

[broken flax]

Ewww that many RP viewers lmfao

[uncut cipher]

exactly

[wooden garnet]

RolePlay do be very lucrative for streaming

[uncut cipher]

im pretty sure that are

[wooden garnet]

For reasons I have no idea about

I don't wanna see a guy sell slippers at overpriced rates in GTA

[broken flax]

Lmfao

[wooden garnet]

But I guess 100k people on Twitch disagree with me

[uncut cipher]

well not much people wanna see streamers grind the same heist for hours

[broken flax]

Yea nobody wants to see businesses being sold constantly lmfao

[uncut cipher]

so thats why its all rp

[wooden garnet]

Not all streamers do grinding only

[broken flax]

Yep

[uncut cipher]

ik

but im pointing out that people dont want to see that

[wooden garnet]

Yep, that do be true

I like Oleg's streams though, they're fun. Quite informative too.

[broken flax]

The grinders would love to see businesses get sold 24/7 which is cringe

[uncut cipher]

i dont watch twitch, i just get emails from them

[wooden garnet]

I rarely watch Twitch

[broken flax]

Same, but no emails

YouTube >

[wooden garnet]

I watched DarkViper's OHKO run a while back live, and goddamn it was quite slow paced

[uncut cipher]

actually playing the game yourself > youtube > twitch

[brittle tundra]

no one watches pr just to watch it, probs mostly because their fav streamer is playing it

[wooden garnet]

Obviously it's always been slow paced

But watching the YouTube highlight is just better for me

[brittle tundra]

rather the streamer than the game

[broken flax]

No shit, but when ya can’t play the game

[wooden garnet]

Playing with streamers is always fun though

[uncut cipher]

when you cant play the game, you cry in a corner as you long for the next time u sit in front of ur console/pc

[broken flax]

Nah lmao

[wooden garnet]

You get to go on social media in a way, and you won't be stuck trying to find people for 30min

[uncut cipher]

watching others play will add to the sadness

[broken flax]

Not really

Unless there’s something they showed that you really wanna do

[wooden garnet]

Wonder how Rockstar will treat us tomorrow

[uncut cipher]

well thats an exception

[primal haven]

Bruh why are the Ghillie master crew members such tryhards

Dude left the second I blew up is terrobyte

[broken flax]

[primal haven]

Trying to save his kd I guess

[wooden garnet]

Was he actually fighting you or was that just a fluke?

[broken flax]

Like the pussy who went passive on me

[wooden garnet]

Maybe he just wanted to dc

[primal haven]

He was looking at his map and when I started bombing him he made an attempt to use his terrobyte missiles

[wooden garnet]

But yeah, MSTR members are sweaty tryhards 100%

[primal haven]

His friend just hid in yacht rest of game

[broken flax]

Imagine even bothering lmfao

[wooden garnet]

Since when did you start using metallic Lazers btw

[primal haven]

That’s just navy blue

[uncut cipher]

it looks kinda cool

[wooden garnet]

Thought you were a sucker for matte black

[broken flax]

Lmfao

[primal haven]

Only at night

[wooden garnet]

I didn't say it doesn't look good

hmm oke

[primal haven]

And the akula

[broken flax]

Wait so does that mean you change the color often??

[primal haven]

Two lazers

[broken flax]

Oh I see lmao

[wooden garnet]

I got two lazers

[uncut cipher]

pfft

[broken flax]

I got 1

[wooden garnet]

Chrome and Matte Black

[primal haven]

Bruh

[broken flax]

Why chrome wtf

[primal haven]

Does it really look chrome?

[uncut cipher]

woah i need to try chrome on my lazer

[primal haven]

Oh wait you mean yours

[broken flax]

Imagine some lazer tryhard had full hanger just full of lazers

[primal haven]

One of my friends has 12 hunters

Idk why

[broken flax]

WTFFF

[wooden garnet]

12 Hunters seems overkill

[broken flax]

Goddam HOWD he get the money to buy 12 modded or what

[wooden garnet]

3 is more than enough

Even one is enough

[primal haven]

Idk what he did for the money

[broken flax]

Ig lmao

[primal haven]

He doesn’t even use the hunter just the akula lazer and nokota

[broken flax]

Prob modded it

[primal haven]

And molotok

[broken flax]

Damn I see

molotok too

[primal haven]

He got orbed in it

[wooden garnet]

Why not get everything the game can offer

[primal haven]

And had a fit

Because he’s a score warrior

He’s bad at his job lul

[broken flax]

No wonder why fat fuck has 12 hunters

Lmao

[dusky timber]

[broken flax]

He must be really good with the hunter to have 12

[wooden garnet]

Being a score warrior is kinda pointless ngl

[broken flax]

IKR it’s stupid

[primal haven]

On Xbox it’s worth it

[wooden garnet]

Oleg

[primal haven]

Because he’s in a community of people who would love to see certain people die

Lately

[broken flax]

Why tho?? Score doesn’t really matter in this game anyhow

[primal haven]

He’s been one of those people that everyone wants to see die

[broken flax]

Damn

That’s crazy tbh

[primal haven]

Yeah

Only in certain discord’s

We made a job for sniping people out of their businesses

One dude has an orbital cannon snipe

[broken flax]

LMFAOO

Yo that’s funny wtf

[primal haven]

As in kill people in their facility

[broken flax]

Oh I see so it’s just to help get to facility

[primal haven]

He definitely won’t release that one

Nah

It teleports the person under the map on top of an avenger

The facility is invisible you just need to use thermal

[broken flax]

Damn

[primal haven]

And find the heat sig

[broken flax]

Yo that’s fucking insane

Using job to eat the low life outta facility that’s my jam

[primal haven]

Only 2 people know how to use it right now

[broken flax]

Yea they won’t release it trust me

Somebody else is gonna be making this job next

To find out basically cuz that’s just too op

So you can basically snipe anybody out anywhere huh

[primal haven]

I’ll just name what interior can snipe out

Mc businesses

Lsia hangers

And very few can snipe any facility

[broken flax]

All MC business locations??

[primal haven]

Also you can snipe people out of ceo building

[dusky timber]

hangers 👕

[primal haven]

When they use elevators

[broken flax]

Shit that’s crazy

Wait tho is it any MC business location?? @primal haven

[primal haven]

Kinda useless when no tryhard uses it

Yes

[broken flax]

There’s 4 different places you can have them

Lower city, around city, Sandy shores, and paleto. Nobody has the top and bottom, but was just curious

[primal haven]

Rockstar placed the different types of mc business all in one spot

That’s why they all snipe

[dusky timber]

specific business type interiors will always be in the same place regardless of the location

[broken flax]

Yea true

Well idk what the glitched job looks like but I mean yea

[primal haven]

Same type of mc business will always be under the map at the cargo

[broken flax]

Damn

[primal haven]

They might have done the same with crates

Might need to ask one of my friends about it

[broken flax]

So it could work on that business too lmao

[primal haven]

Because he sat on business snipe when businesses were double money

[broken flax]

Jeez

Well tbh all the MC business grinders deserves it. Fuck that business at all costs you feel me

[primal haven]

Lul

[broken flax]

It’s only good when you link it with the NC that’s it. No point in wasting ur shit on it

[primal haven]

Bruh my first clip posted here ever

I remember one dude said I almost crashed

[broken flax]

Honestly why do ppl even bother with businesses these days with Cph, dch, and bogdan b2b being available without a ban or wipe atm??

[primal haven]

Idk

Delusion

[broken flax]

I mean there’s honestly no point really unless you just wanna kill urself

[dusky timber]

booty2booty 🚮

[broken flax]

Not really

[dusky timber]

booty2booty defenders 🚮

[primal haven]

Increasing suicide rates by forcing the gta online subreddit to help me resupply all businesses I own

[broken flax]

Or even doing the heists regularly besides bogdan is just way better than fucking with shitty ass businesses

[broken flax]

LMFAOO

Yoo fuck imagine

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[primal haven]

I ain’t paying 75k

[dusky timber]

me doing 30 business sales in a row:

[broken flax]

I’d much rather pay 75k than resupplying that shit. I’ve done steal misssions and they’re one hell of a bitch

[broken flax]

Lmao played all day to do that huh

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[primal haven]

I mean

He did didn’t he?

[broken flax]

Only businesses that are even worth fucking with rn would be NC and maybe bunker. That’s it honestly

Everything else straight ass

[primal haven]

Straight upward

Helicopters are obsolete

[broken flax]

IKR

[primal haven]

the most hate I’ve ever felt was people here saying the hunter is better than akula

[broken flax]

It’s honestly sad. Only thing that’s making helis pop again would be the sparrow being out

[primal haven]

IN FREEMODE

Like go ahead and get chewed up by mk2 noobs in ur hunter then

[broken flax]

Kinda true but in a way no

[broken flax]

Lmfao

The Akula just lacks being able to switch weapons

[primal haven]

They listen to Ghillie master and put homing missiles on the akula

Homing so bad

Homing is always useless because it’s only for killing clueless players lul

[broken flax]

I only have homing on my Akula cuz ik I cant switch and I don’t think I’d even bother using Akula for pvp

[primal haven]

True

I don’t do much other than pvp so I use my barrage

[broken flax]

I’d just rather use hunter since it has both

Yea I feel ya might as well if that’s the only intention you got

I’d gladly put barrage on Akula but then again for AI and shit, it’s pretty ass unless you’re that good with it

[primal haven]

Self explanatory

[broken flax]

Yea

Molotok air show huh

[primal haven]

yeah

I ain’t rly trying to kill them

My friend is though

Because he thinks all they do is jet grief

[broken flax]

If they put that on YT, you could prob fucking find the names

[primal haven]

They shouldn’t have a yt

[broken flax]

Is that even true tho

[primal haven]

Not any evidence of it so I doubt it

[broken flax]

They prob don’t and just upload clips on here

[primal haven]

Oh god he’s here

I need to delete that

I forgot

[broken flax]

Who is lmao

No way

[primal haven]

The crew leader

[broken flax]

Oh fuck

[primal haven]

Just remembered when you said he just post here

[broken flax]

Oh well ig that helped

[primal haven]

He is in the gta subreddit mostly

So

Doubt he would see it anyway, just in case tho.

[broken flax]

Yea don’t wanna risk him coming after you if they grief only lmao

Molotok griefing is

That shit prob don’t work out lemme tell you that

[primal haven]

This was a friend that kept making fun of my lazer use so I used a b11 instead

Ofc he attempt passive poppin

[broken flax]

Damn

[primal haven]

He got mad and complained about it for a good 2 days before getting over it lmao

[broken flax]

That’s crazy

[primal haven]

Y is it?

[static flare]

Cus

Thats crazy

[broken flax]

Just a game, why complain about it for 2 days

[primal haven]

That’s crazy

[static flare]

Exactly

[primal haven]

Oh yeah true

I just expect it though

Since he’s serious as hell

[broken flax]

Yea ig

Well F for him

[primal haven]

Named himself after ms. Baker

[broken flax]

Wtf lmao

[primal haven]

His gt not name btw

[broken flax]

Yea that’s what I thought

Must love that bitch or something cuz I hate her tbh

She’s so annoying when you don’t do penthouse shit for her

[primal haven]

I think it’s because that was the only gta related gamertag he could take

[broken flax]

Oh I see

Imagine if I could take Lester

[primal haven]

His old name was RF1 Akula

[broken flax]

Hell nooo

😮

[primal haven]

Old name def better

[broken flax]

Fr

Imagine Hunter

That would be nice

But ofc taken

[primal haven]

I know a guy named hunter that dogfighted since 2013

[broken flax]

Dang

[primal haven]

I think his full name is OriginalHunter07

[broken flax]

That’s hot name

[primal haven]

Yeah this game is so much more fun when you become a part of a big serious community

A community where you can actually make a name for yourself or be friends with good players

[broken flax]

Yea true

[primal haven]

When I was a noob and didn’t know anything about that game this guy named MinecraftkidTNT ddosed me

Little did I know

[broken flax]

LMFAO WHAT

[primal haven]

2 years later someone In my community would kill him and make a video on him

@broken flax he’s a wannabe dog fighter

[broken flax]

Damn

[primal haven]

All he does is orb now after he got exposed

[broken flax]

Straight pussy damn

[primal haven]

Same guy who killed him is the man who has the orbital snipe job though

[broken flax]

Yep ofc

Bet that scared his ass

[primal haven]

He’s mega tryhard lmao

[broken flax]

Well deserved tbh

He’s that type who would leave mid dogfight cuz so scared about dying

Or TP to facility

[primal haven]

I was literally a nobody back then and MinecraftkidTNT wanted to make an expose on me lol

Very sad player

[broken flax]

Fr

Now he’s the one getting shitted on

For being such a tryhard

[primal haven]

Pretty sure no one has heard his voice other than me, no one in my community at least.

Let me tell you

Dude def eats papa johns 7 times a week

Extra large

Alone

[broken flax]

LMFAOOOO

YOO NO WAY

I’ve actually had papa johns before and that shit made me wanna vomit

[primal haven]

I can’t even describe the way he sounded

[broken flax]

Damnnn

Extra large

[primal haven]

Damn

That’s like

Gas money for papa johns

Now that I’m thinking about it

[broken flax]

IKR

Fuck papa johns it’s vomit disgusting tho

Goddam nasty

[primal haven]

It’s bad but it’s good for when you need soft pizza

[broken flax]

I’d rather die than making myself eat a large of that shit no lie

[primal haven]

I got my wisdom teeth removed so I’m eating soft stuff to avoid breaking the scab

[broken flax]

Oh yea

I’m so grateful to not have to deal with that holy shit

I legit don’t have any wisdom teeth

[primal haven]

How

[broken flax]

Costs so much money too

I just don’t, it’s one hell of a rare thing to not get

[primal haven]

Got them lucky genes

[broken flax]

Yep

I have a lot of good genes actually

[primal haven]

Probably 6 foot 4

[broken flax]

No sadly

Wish tho

[primal haven]

I just want to be 6 foot so I’m an even number

[broken flax]

I’m only fucking 5’5 man

2 short parents

[primal haven]

Dam

There was no way out of that one

[broken flax]

IKR pretty short

I could get lucky but I honestly doubt it

I’ve barely grown at all within these last 2-3 years

[primal haven]

Some of the funniest people are short imo

No lie

[broken flax]

But I could just get lucky

[broken flax]

Damn

[primal haven]

All good comedians are usually short for some reason

[broken flax]

Well I mean I could have some other genes

I mean my dad and his friend were short for all of HS, then in like college and shit they got super tall so could happen to me but I honestly doubt it as I haven’t grown in so long

[primal haven]

Dang college

[broken flax]

Yea

[primal haven]

Usually ppl stop then

He graduated early?

[broken flax]

Well they say men can grow up to 25 but like not with short parents I don’t think

Unless I got a gene from like way back

Like I did with my blue eyes

[primal haven]

Who knows man

Human body is wacky

[broken flax]

Yep

[primal haven]

I need to finish this test

[broken flax]

Alright

[primal haven]

And mods probably wouldn’t like us having fun in media

[broken flax]

Oh shit I forgot LMFAOO we’re in media

DONT LOOK

[primal haven]

Lul

[broken flax]

They probably won’t care too much

[lethal birch]

anyone got any clean sultan rs builds

[unreal aspen]

no but you can enjoy this beauty instead

[lethal birch]

woah

lmaooo

name?

[severe garnet]

Asbo

[lethal birch]

cop

[unreal aspen]

only $340k as well

[lethal birch]

fuck it

[wooden garnet]

Pussycat

@unreal aspen hmm yess

[unreal aspen]

[wooden garnet]

[brittle tundra]

nitro

[wooden garnet]

pleb

[lethal birch]

does merge still work? i don’t feel like spending money on upgrades :v

[severe garnet]

Got patched long ago

[lethal birch]

what did you put as the bumper

[unreal aspen]

sexy

i have no clu

just look at the options and try to match it i guess

[lethal birch]

there’s so many good options

[primal haven]

Pray for god

Then choose

Jesus will guide your decision

[lethal birch]

sheeeesh

[static flare]

Can you really camber the asbo that much

[zealous saffron]

yes

[edgy anchor]

Good lord

It stopped being practical 20° ago

[wooden garnet]

@forest cave

Good shit

[forest cave]

Wowww what a scam omd

[wooden garnet]

And yeah, Plat patron is 20 bucks a month

Diamond is 100

Ruby's 500

[forest cave]

Bruh

[wooden garnet]

[glass mortar]

🤨

[lethal birch]

🤨

[glass mortar]

actual waste of money lmao

[lethal birch]

I'm going Platinum

[proper grove]

wow

[heady cairn]

@lethal birch check out this.

and this too

this too

this too

[harsh sundial]

lmao

[broken flax]

Nobody’s gonna ever pay 1k just to support a server lmao

[versed tendon]

someone did

[broken flax]

That’s dumb ass waste

WTF WHO

Must be rich

That’s monthly btw

[versed tendon]

I think he is rich

[broken flax]

Idk who has jade but they shouldn’t be wasting money on it when sexy platinum is cheaper

[toxic swallow]

[broken flax]

And all the other cheaper ones below platinum are prob like 5, 10, and 15

[toxic swallow]

[proper grove]

don't disrespect khanjali

[broken flax]

Mk2 bitches don’t even got a penis let’s be honest and same for khanjali

[lethal birch]

Mostly mk2 and orb tho

[broken flax]

You forgot orb with no penis or assss

[lethal birch]

Orb with no soul

[broken flax]

Their ass is dipped into their facility

[lethal birch]

[rancid hull]

[broken flax]

So funny how KD warriors go to facility or passive when you drop their KD

Like cmon pussy it’s just a game

Not even cod or csgo where score actually matters a whole lot more either btw

I sad horned a pussy the other day, bet he didn’t like that

[lethal birch]

Never thought someone that sad could possibly exist

They act like their life depends on it

Cause it does

[broken flax]

Yep

Especially when they go passive or facility

[lethal birch]

Without gta they would jump off a bridge irl

[broken flax]

[broken flax]

Yep

Or they sticky bomb themselves for $630 if they don’t feel like facility or passive

[lethal birch]

My KD was like 3 and I edited down to 1.45

[heady cairn]

what if ur a girl?

[broken flax]

Damn lol

[lethal birch]

Mine is 2.25

B11 is my most used vehicle

[heady cairn]

my kd sucks. 1.84

[heady cairn]

lazer

[lethal birch]

God heli and alkonost

[broken flax]

Mine ain’t even a 1

[lethal birch]

Lazer is boring to use

[heady cairn]

@lethal birch

[broken flax]

Nope

[lethal birch]

Ground combat is cringe

[heady cairn]

nop

[broken flax]

Lazer and mk2 are most used vehicles in gta. Now the sparrow

[heady cairn]

how tho?

[lethal birch]

Yes

Shot a bullet then boom they kill themselves

[broken flax]

Especially if it’s not free aim

[lethal birch]

Chill with the pings

[heady cairn]

well i have everything but im a girl does that make me a guy?

[lethal birch]

I was saying B11is my most used vehicle

[heady cairn]

oh shit ima guy then

[lethal birch]

MK2 is boring to use and I used the Lazer for years

[broken flax]

Oh I see

[lethal birch]

B11 is more fun to use for me

[broken flax]

Mk2 is trash if you really need to kill somebody with it

[heady cairn]

yeah

[broken flax]

This was my highlight of today

Killing somebody on mk2 and they ask that

[lethal birch]

Lmao

[broken flax]

[lethal birch]

B11 cannon > chezer cannon for me

[broken flax]

They looked so ugly too

Fucking stupid thermal helmet and dumb 12 year old clothes on

I hate ppl who dress like that

[lethal birch]

My outfit just looks like a military stealth outfit

[broken flax]

It’s the shit with the big lens on it

Might be night vision idk

It’s a military type helmet yet ppl don’t wear military with it. They go fat ugly or tryhard with them

They only look cool if you don’t dress stupid with it

[lethal birch]

Tryhards taking their monthly shower be like

[formal glen]

What a nice wallpaper
Wait why isnt the loading appearing

😶

[heady cairn]

back

[proper grove]

ur fucked

do solo lobby

[twilit trellis]

This is why the shunt boost is way better than 100% boost (I got at least 5 messages of people calling me cheater after this)

[dull grove]

dang i wonder why

[twilit trellis]

It was legit

[lethal birch]

[broken flax]

How do you even get car high enough to keep doing that

[twilit trellis]

I can make a clip sort of showing you

[broken flax]

Show me cuz I’ve always wondered how tbh

[twilit trellis]

But I’d rather send the video where the guy that came with it teaches it

[broken flax]

Oh I see well you can show me it

[twilit trellis]

https://youtu.be/-N5JWCXTVZA

[broken flax]

The god himself

[twilit trellis]

Shunt boost is way better than 100% boost

[broken flax]

The man who showed the sickest scramjet kill in gtao

[broken flax]

Well if you wanna do that yea. Otherwise, nah

[twilit trellis]

The one with the revolver?

[broken flax]

Yea have you seen it??

I love that clip it’s my fav scramjet kill

Also showed a nice 2 for 1

With scram

[twilit trellis]

Community plays has definitely some interesting ways of killing players

[broken flax]

Fr

I’ve gotten some cool kills with scram too. My friend killed me in his scram once, and he came too close to my buzzard so I machine gunned his scram lmao

Shit blew up when he took off

[rapid laurel]

Yeah you just saw that, now it’s gonna stay in your head forever

[dull grove]

👀👀 my eyes went

[fading citrus]

Jokes on you im blind

[lethal birch]

Where’s the funnie

[rapid laurel]

It’s not supposed to be funni

It’s just stupid

That’s how it’s a meme

Karen’s aren’t funny, but they’re stupid, that’s why they’re a meme

[steel swift]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/804846706859442176/826940153322274836/Smooth.mp4

Smooth

[burnt cargo]

Whaaat?

Was that legit?

[wild jolt]

Green gang🟩🟢🔫

[jagged gale]

yk whats funny, that looks so diff on old gen

ill get a shot of it tonite

anyways

[idle maple]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/509105453423263745/823329916157820928/image0.gif

[dull grove]

do this irl, itll work the same way

[tough star]

imagine not landing this in the time limit

[lethal birch]

Anyone wanna play?

[tardy stone]

@lethal birch, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Everything else: #ps4｜other-lfg

Requested by: @brave quiver

[hot finch]

Wtf

[lethal birch]

If anyone wonders what its like to be in ghillie’s lobby when he streams this is what it looks like

[lethal birch]

Dont forget about those players that orb him

It was a crew session

But i do have a clip of him getting orbed

Ummm

Where do I go for modded car trades

[heady cairn]

okay..

[dusky timber]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgBgG1rnmn0

[median fable]

Anyone wanna do a sports bike ride out?

[zealous saffron]

!lfg @median fable other

[tardy stone]

@median fable, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Everything else: #pc-l｜other-lfg

Requested by: @zealous saffron

[lethal birch]

I definitely did not steal a cargo jet from Meryweather and get chased by the air force

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

One message removed from a suspended account.

[wooden garnet]

[solar summit]

[viscid spire]

Cop?

[solar summit]

[burnt fog]

What car is this

[viscid spire]

Mfs hate on gta til they see this

[lavish shale]

mostly roleplay like FiveM. base gta is outdated and gta online is garbage

[lethal birch]

FiveM
yikes

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

One message removed from a suspended account.

[late hedge]

gta gentleman

[runic meteor]

Last time they posted triple money it was a dcam

Remember everyone that done bunker

[lethal birch]

I'm more concerned of the fact thag u don't have notifications muted.

[burnt fog]

2x mc sell nice

[runic meteor]

I have something entirely else than that week sales

[viscid reef]

everyone keep in mind this might be a joke cause the thing isn’t on R* news wire and it’s april fools

[wooden garnet]

brrr

[runic meteor]

[viscid reef]

yay 10% off garages 😳

such a good discount

[wooden garnet]

Newswire doesn't update till Friday

[lethal birch]

hi

[viscid reef]

thursday

[wooden garnet]

Event starts Thursday

[viscid reef]

shut ip

[wooden garnet]

Newswire gets the update an entire day later

[runic meteor]

R* post officially late nights on Thursday

[wooden garnet]

I used to think that Thursdays were no event days back in the day

when I used to check that for the discounts

and wasn't in this discord

[runic meteor]

It was on Tuesday no?

[wooden garnet]

Tuesday?

[viscid reef]

n

[runic meteor]

Yeah at some point

[lethal birch]

Bruh tf? I just turned my pc on to find my mod menu folder missing and in my recycle bin.. tf?

[runic meteor]

Or Wednesday

[wooden garnet]

GTA updates were always on Thursday

[runic meteor]

No it wasn’t

[wooden garnet]

I joined in 2016 and ever since then it was

Before 2016, I dunno

[runic meteor]

Man I’m too into wz rebirth resurgence now

Only get on to spin

Then dip

[wooden garnet]

I forgot the casino wheel existed

I won't even spin this week

[runic meteor]

Cannot handle always being disappointed

[wooden garnet]

RSX is good, but eh

I already own one, and not using it anyway

I like the Emerus better

[runic meteor]

Not even sure what car that is

[steel swift]

bruh

[wooden garnet]

Emerus?

[viscid reef]

i@joined 2020

[wooden garnet]

Best supercar

[lethal birch]

Its a McLaren Senna

[wooden garnet]

Yeah, the Senna

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/662774504149483550/824376518536724570/Grand_Theft_Auto_V_25-03-2021_01_47_31.png

[meager path]

https://twitter.com/TezFunz2/status/1377544542690377735
https://twitter.com/TezFunz2/status/1377544545538355200
https://twitter.com/TezFunz2/status/1377544548713439232

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• Drop Zone Adv Mode

2x GTA$ & RP on

• MC Work & Challenges
• Biker Sell Missions
• Parachuting Modes

Free Parachutes (+Chutes, Smoke Trails, Bags)
Premium Race: Senora Freeway
Time Trial: Grove Street
RC TT: La Fuente Blanca
#GTAOnline

Twitter · Apr 1, 2021, 8:53 AM

Tez2 (@TezFunz2)

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• All Garages
• Casino Garage
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  #GTAOnline

Twitter · Apr 1, 2021, 8:53 AM

Tez2 (@TezFunz2)

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-Coquette D10 ($906,000)
-Howard NX-25 ($778,050 - $585,000)
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-Vestra ($570,000)
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#GTAOnline

Twitter · Apr 1, 2021, 8:53 AM

[steel swift]

22 fps

i could teach u

[wooden garnet]

yes

[steel swift]

the ways

[wooden garnet]

[steel swift]

i have potato pc

and 60 fps

constant

[lethal birch]

turn gamemode off

[steel swift]

bruh

[lethal birch]

thats takes fps away from u

[steel swift]

LOL

[lethal birch]

not even fucking joking there

[steel swift]

https://tenor.com/view/touchdown-bruh-really-gif-12484222

[lethal birch]

it took me a year of playing at 25fps to find that out

I turned it off and back to 50 fps I was

[wooden garnet]

You mean Windows Game Bar?

[lethal birch]

Windows game mode.

[wooden garnet]

Yeah

Already turned off

[steel swift]

dude

its not about that

[wooden garnet]

I do get 50fps when I start my PC

It's a heating issue

[steel swift]

bruh

[wooden garnet]

Look at the temps if you wanna

[lethal birch]

Laptop aswell?

[steel swift]

LMFAO

89

[wooden garnet]

Obviously

[lethal birch]

95*C gang?

[wooden garnet]

oof, 95

[lethal birch]

Xd

[wooden garnet]

95 would probably turn it off

[lethal birch]

Actually

I should be thermal throttling back.

But my shitty cooling pad somehow stops it from getting hot enough to thermal throttle back.

[glad lance]

it does?

wtf

[lethal birch]

In my case it did

So did setting nvidea control panel for best performance

[steel swift]

i have intel hd 620

LOL

planning to upgrade

[lethal birch]

So what are ur shitty specs?

[steel swift]

what

[runic meteor]

No the rsx

Man I don’t even do supercars tho know what they add nowadays on gtao

[late hedge]

95 celsius?

[runic meteor]

All it needs to be for me is weaponise and owns a missile

[lethal birch]

I was talking about the Emerus

[wooden garnet]

95 fahrenheit is very low for a gaming PC

[lethal birch]

Isnt the rsx a corvette

[wooden garnet]

Isn't 97 F room temperature?

[steel swift]

@wooden garnet dis isnt america

[wooden garnet]

I know it ain't

[steel swift]

we dont calculate stuff in washing machine per chicken

[wooden garnet]

I don't use F either

[steel swift]

ok

[wooden garnet]

Feels weird

[steel swift]

bruh

[lethal birch]

It does.

Freezing. 0*C simple

Boiling. 100*C simple.

Lol

Anyway

[steel swift]

boiling is 104*c to be exacty

exact

idek y ik that

[lethal birch]

It depends on your altitude the exact temp

[steel swift]

dtghl,dlhkg,dsh

my friend fell for a scam

bruh

what an idot

[glad lance]

what scam?

[steel swift]

he got scammed

on

r u ready

for dis answer

roblox

LOL

[glad lance]

how

[lethal birch]

[steel swift]

idk

he didnt tell me

[glad lance]

what was the scam

[steel swift]

all ik is that

[glad lance]

ask

[steel swift]

he keeps on spamming everyone

with this shit

LOL

its not him

[glad lance]

[steel swift]

sum1 doin it

[meager path]

Free $1 Million for PS Plus now available in PlayStation Store

[steel swift]

bruh

some dude attempted to scam me

b4

[glass haven]

how lol

[steel swift]

but thing is

i was the one to scam him

well

roblox trading lets just say that

his precious limiteds

were mine

[glass haven]

oh my'

nice

[steel swift]

he dmed me

on cord

wat

cord

huh

dafuq

y bot put reaction

[glass haven]

im trying to start up my gta yt channel does anyone have any ideas for content i could make?

[steel swift]

@glass haven gta v stunts

its what i do

[glass haven]

whats ur channel ill sub

[steel swift]

i dont have a channel

[glass haven]

ill give it a go thanks

[tribal crystal]

@slim dagger

[snow yoke]

@slim dagger

[tribal crystal]

yesss get hyped

yes

[snow yoke]

YeS it is

[tribal crystal]

[viscid reef]

so punjabi

[late hedge]

no gta 6 not

[unreal aspen]

[wooden garnet]

spain without the s

[lean basin]

Very!

I'll show you guys what's difference between Heavy Sniper and the Mark2 of it'

[wooden garnet]

Why does that default have a suppressor?

[dusky timber]

it actually can't even have a suppressor

[foggy fossil]

Dont listen to anybody for news of when GTA VI is coming out, unless its rockstar

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[lean basin]

I'll show you guys what's difference between Assault Rifle and the Mark2 of it'

Guns went 'out of stock' deleted due to it.

[static flare]

Haha gta 6 trailer

Like thatll fucking happen

[nocturne otter]

It'll happen, but it'll come like when we're 50

[static flare]

My grandkids will be in college by the time it comes out