Feels ez man
#gta-media
woeful knot
wary temple
Blackjack math is literally forged in fires of MIT brats
woeful knot
^
wary temple
Three card poker math is designed by clean room idiots
woeful knot
Three card poker math is designed by clean room idiots
@late hedge
woeful knot
Blackjack math is literally forged in fires of MIT brats
.
Also nice Mac reference bb
@wary temple
wary temple
:giggles:
lethal birch
Hmm my bike got stuck in casino i dont know how it ended in there..
primal haven
Hmm Franklin is thirsty
sinful canyon
Seen that intro to storymode like 4 times now XD
finite light
Repost 
hazy hull
Five star wanted level should be like
brittle tundra
when onespot is right 
little maple
@brave quiver
brittle tundra
for once
little maple
That's not onespot. That's Sd1one
brave quiver
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little maple
He did and the speed is the same.
carmine jasper
Probably cause you’re Hitler
brave quiver
why cant i send a åhoto here
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carmine jasper
Wha- what’s there to see?
sand quest
2.34kd ok
outer granite
I have 0.24 lol
carmine jasper
And I have a 120763 kd on my alt kek
sand quest
7.41 
lethal birch
7.41 <:OkayChamp:720264356029399052>
You on pc I bet you are modding lol
brave quiver
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sand quest
why man why
carmine jasper
Why would you hate pc
brittle tundra
omg
brave quiver
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brittle tundra
saiko in gta
carmine jasper
Why was I so stupid to make my name saiko 
primal haven
brittle tundra
the music made it better
carmine jasper
Nitro scrub
lethal birch
primal haven
Booty
carmine jasper
God damnit how many times am I gonna see this
little maple
They're secretly flicking us off.
static flare
I saw it the first day i played gtao
crude otter
nocturne otter
Flying Kitty 
humble hemlock
no one likes you
brittle tundra
i like him
dusky timber
the music made it better
music sounds better with you 
brittle tundra
brittle tundra
yea hes clean
severe garnet
Eh
hazy hull
There's no way level 1000 wouldn't have all stats max
ugh gather intel and plane is in Paleto Bay
brittle tundra
surprised he has strength maxed but not stealth
hybrid mason
should i get an MK 2 or deluxo?
hazy hull
surprised he has strength maxed but not stealth
same
hybrid mason
i only got enough for one at the moment though, so idk which one i should buy first?
brittle tundra
how much do u have
hazy hull
mk2 first I think
hybrid mason
5.6M
brittle tundra
u dont have enough for the mk2
hazy hull
also, unlock trade prices bro
brittle tundra
u stil gotta get the nc and the terrobyte
hybrid mason
i alr have that
brittle tundra
k nvm then
hybrid mason
lol
eager folio
oppresor mk3
hybrid mason
sheesh
eager folio
yes
brittle tundra
depends
hazy hull
I just like arresting everyone as a cop in Jailbreak
eager folio
ez
hazy hull
(it's a scope out)
forest cave
4 weeks of playing casino
How did u get that many chips
brittle tundra
Under a vid calling the mk2 the worst vehicle in the game
hazy hull
lol
idle maple
I want chaffs on my buzzard now
hollow spindle
g#
idle maple
storm mica
lmao
storm mica
the professional's argument
how original
lethal birch
i think he's joking but i cant tell
still gonna hit him with the mannrobics demoman
storm mica
i like how people know the risk of selling in public sessions, yet still does it
then cry about it when someone destroy their shit
lethal birch
lowkey funny
storm mica
but but... the professional told me to sell in public session for that 25% bonus!!!
modern void
cry about it
I just realised that you responded to a message that was sent almost 21 hours earlier.
A slow replier your are.
fervent sleet
i like how people know the risk of selling in public sessions, yet still does it...
Its funny professional raging about when one of his subs accidentally flown into him
lethal birch
I just realised that you responded to a message that was sent almost 21 hours ea...
im not rly active here
idle maple
im done man
idle maple
Hes the host to the LTS
remote laurel
formal glen
This is what I am paying my researchers for
When all they have to do is google "Comic Boom!"
jovial flint
Lol
Doing cayo perico just to use the money to fast track research because my people incompetent
severe garnet
IT WORKED
hazy hull
Am I stupid for painting my deluxo red?
storm mica
i've never seen a red deluxo
don't know if it look good with it lul
hazy hull
Toreador does
severe garnet
Job teleport
severe garnet
It’s my own phantom wedge
zealous saffron
Ohhhhh
severe garnet
It’s not guaranteed though
zealous saffron
So it brings the trailer too
severe garnet
Same
teal crypt
idle maple
My most impressive snipe (ignore my friends playing valorant in the vc)
storm mica
pfffffff how tf
unborn bay
lol
lethal birch
pfffffff how tf
I bought a ultralight and killed a poor level 3 with it
Im so good at the game i know
idle maple
My most impressive snipe (ignore my friends playing valorant in the vc)
Also I didnt attack that dude for no reason
He attacked me eariler and missed every missle
severe garnet
Nah
wooden garnet
Always does for me
severe garnet
Always bugged out
wooden garnet
I just make sure to get into my Wedge before tp-ing though
For no reason
Just placebo effect
Job warping brings your pv with you though
Where does your wedge go if it doesn't come?
severe garnet
It stays there
storm mica
wooden garnet
Only thing I hate about wedge warping is how the alignment is random
It can spawn facing the checkpoint, or the opposite way
And the opposite way is cringe to deal with
Can't really do 180 turns on the fly with a boat trailer attached
edgy spoke
lean basin
It's an electric whale
lethal birch
Now i got 2
lean basin
Beautiful
lethal birch
*It's an electric whale*
An electric beached whale
plain vault
q
lean basin
sinful canyon
New personal best on speed
lethal birch
New personal best on speed
I could probably beat that
sinful canyon
You might be able to, though i am not looking to challenge someone
severe garnet
Lmao
glad lance
brakeboosting is op
sinful canyon
I dont even know how to breakboost lmao
severe garnet
severe garnet
Nice
dusky timber
you mean burnout boosting of course?
severe garnet
Of course
calm sigil
karmic acorn
Look at what this person did bc I killed him bc he sucks
But the reason why I killed him was bc he attacked me
karmic acorn
Lol
lethal birch
There was a time some guy sent me a long ramble on cargo "griefing"
He said he sent anti griefer hitmen sqaud after me 
karmic acorn
Xd
I made the kid leave
But he followed me on ps4
I cab remove him right-
I can just block him
But like it’ll be fun if he joins
Lol
brittle tundra
bro
brittle tundra
one spot isn't a reliable source
little maple
It's not even onespot.
little maple
Do a race in gta then. Akula vs sparrow.
brittle tundra
akula has barely a quicker lap time but the sparrow still faster
@little maple
little maple
What the hell, Sd?
brittle tundra
little maple
little maple
He is redicing v-speed.
lethal birch
Ew akula
shut sentinel
i like how people know the risk of selling in public sessions, yet still does it...
Typical griefer arguement, how original
shut sentinel
its just common sense
"Oh look there's some cargo I can get 2000 dollars for destroying, likely spending MORE than 2000 dollars on the attack if the player is ANY good at defending themselves"
There are much better ways to make money than griefing
it's literally just a dick move
brittle tundra
most people don't destroy cargo just for destroying it they do it mostly just to combat
plus ghost exists
plus cargo destroying is also promoted by the game
shut sentinel
most people don't destroy cargo just for destroying it they do it mostly just to...
There are 100 better ways to find someone to fight
shut sentinel
The game promotes it by giving you 2000 dollars
how is that incentive enough unless you're an asshole?
brittle tundra
pretend theres a neighborhood nearby you with the highest pickpocket rate right?
storm mica
"Oh look there's some cargo I can get 2000 dollars for destroying, likely spendi...
I dont really care about the money
Just do it occasionally cus im bored
brittle tundra
if go for a walk with $300,000 sticking out of ur pocket ur probs gonna get robbed right but you knew that it had a high crime rate and theres many things u could've done to prevent it like depositing it in a bank or maybe try going through the neighborhood on a car. There's no reason to complain about that happening to you because 1. you knew that it was a dangerous place to be and 2. You knew or too ignorant to learn what your mistake was and even on top of that not even trying to counter or defend yourself
same goes for selling cargo in a populated session
shut sentinel
if go for a walk with $300,000 sticking out of ur pocket ur probs gonna get robb...
You forgot to factor in costs
buddy
shut sentinel
the robbers dont care
Bro if the robber gets 300k from robbing someone and spends 400k do you really think they don't care?
there are better ways to look for fights regardless
storm mica
Who the hell cares about the 2k when destroying cargo
brittle tundra
you completely missed the point
shut sentinel
Who the hell cares about the 2k when destroying cargo
Usually no one, griefers are braindead 9 year olds that like to feed their ego flying around on MKIIs
brittle tundra
bro the mk2 on console is the one of the easiest vehicles to counter
u have aim assist
which is the closest thing to aimbot
so use it
shut sentinel
that's just shooting fish in a barrel
If you attack cargo deliveries looking for a fight you are literally the definition of a wannabe tryhard
no matter how hard you try to fight it
Tryhards fight OTHER tryhards
storm mica
brittle tundra
literarily the simple solution of countering the mk2 is jumping out of the fucking vehicle
storm mica
Tryhards fight OTHER tryhards
and when did I ever said i don't? lmao
shut sentinel
and when did I ever said i don't? lmao
Yet you attack cargo to fight low levels do you not?
shut sentinel
Stop being a wannabe, tryhards fight OTHER tryhards, typically leaving normal players alone
If you are attacking cargo looking for a fight you're a wannabe
storm mica
storm mica
i start a fight in the weirdest way possible
and i wouldn't most of the time unless someone else is messing with me or picking on low lvls
this guy legit doesn't even know anything about me
shut sentinel
if you die a mk2 in an aim assist lobby just start selling in solo pubs
When did I ever say I got killed by a MK2 griefer?
brittle tundra
i never did
shut sentinel
First time a griefer came after me I got out of my insurgent and fought them to 5-2 and they left
storm mica
good for you
brittle tundra
i was giving a situation because u said they're just braindead 9 year olds no?
storm mica
use a nightshark next time
shut sentinel
use a nightshark next time
Insurgent was provided for cargo delivery
brittle tundra
better to spend 12k so u dont lose 250k+
or ill do u one better
sell in a solo pub
then u dont have to spend any extra money
🤯
shut sentinel
Wow that's the "if it's there I have to do it" mentality
storm mica
what i'm more confused about is why do you automatically assume i pvp by griefing low levels
like
i haven't even started talking yet
brittle tundra
shut sentinel
what i'm more confused about is why do you automatically assume i pvp by griefin...
If ur a griefer, there ARE GOING TO BE low levels delivering cargo
Are you saying that you, being the saint that you are, choose not to attack them because they're low level?
storm mica
yet another assumption
ok man
how ever you fee like it
storm mica
Are you saying that you, being the saint that you are, choose not to attack them...
partly
also i don't even succeed using an ultralight most of the time so
shut sentinel
Bro, whatever. I don't understand the mindset of griefers and likely never will, I tend to try and make friends not enemies online
storm mica
you do you
lethal birch
storm mica
Bro, whatever. I don't understand the mindset of griefers and likely never will,...
how long have u been playing the game
shut sentinel
how long have u been playing the game
I played for years on PS3, recently moved over to Xbox one
lethal birch
Im not even gonna ask wtf conversation i just read 
shut sentinel
I'm far from being a noob, just adapting to current gen
lethal birch
People use griefer wrong and it makes me laugh everytime 
shut sentinel
People use griefer wrong and it makes me laugh everytime <a:ablobgiggle:81735880...
Uh, someone who thinks it's funny to grief cargo?
storm mica
if you do it in the most dumbest way possible yes it is funny
shut sentinel
I can see an Ultralight attacking me while delivering cargo being funny
But not MK2 wannabes
lethal birch
Now that's a good use of a word
storm mica
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/662774504149483550/786693620686258216/Capture.PNG
#gta-vehicles message
smh my head
shut sentinel
Like if you're doing it to be funny, I can partly understand. But people genuinely attack cargo thinking "Yeah imma go attack this cargo and everyone is gonna think I'm good at the game"
lethal birch
That's people farming kills to raise K/D
stone night
👨🌾
lethal birch
And I don't ruin cargo
shut sentinel
That's people farming kills to raise K/D
K/D is such a worthless statistic
True tryhards probably have lower K/Ds because they fight people that actually know how to fight
lethal birch
People use the word griefer wrong is what I was laughing at not cargo
storm mica
why do i think i've heard that somewhere
shut sentinel
*why do i think i've heard that somewhere*
I mean you can't say it's not true though
storm mica
i couldn't care less about kd lul
mine doesn't change anymore anyways
stone night
shut sentinel
If you have a high K/D I'm automatically going to assume that you farm low levels for it or it's modded
lethal birch
Like if you're doing it to be funny, I can partly understand. But people genuine...
I like the idea if cargo griefing I just dont like how people do it mk2 off radar what happened to getting in fun car chases and gunfights those days are over 
brittle tundra
bold assumption
storm mica
2.72
normal for pvp players
32k player kills
around 13k death
that's just my stats
shut sentinel
2.72
normal for pvp players
32k player kills
around 13k death
that's just my sta...
Understandable if you're good at the game
But people with like 6KD
brittle tundra
most people just kill whoever no one goes after people based on their rank
lethal birch
That what I do with the B11
brittle tundra
one day of just blowing up people on a mk2 will increase ur k/d by like 5
shut sentinel
I like the idea if cargo griefing I just dont like how people do it mk2 off rada...
I wouldn't mind it as much if I got attacked by someone that was actually skilled
It would still SUCK
but at least I didn't get blown up by someone with literally 0 skill
I think we should go to #gta-online btw
rapid laurel
Mind if I post a few videos?
tardy stoneBOT
rapid laurel
I thought he was self advertising but I didn’t feel comfortable saying so
Clean mk2 takedown
wraith agate
rapid laurel
You can’t trade stuff for real life money
lethal birch
I like that MC Club name
rapid laurel
“Send foot pics”
lethal birch
rapid laurel
Lmao
Mk2 takedown on his friend
Watch til the end
You might not expect what’s gonna happen there
rapid laurel
And another one
He kept staying still, not a very skilled mk2 user
Dare I say mk2s even have skill involved
They kind of do
But it’s very easy to learn, it’s not a good skill
I’m saving these for another video
I have 2 videos I’m planning on making
tough pasture
we tried this mission for a solid hour straight because we were just pissing around over and over again
not complaining though it was really funny
lethal birch
lethal birch
we tried this mission for a solid hour straight because we were just pissing aro...
Nice graphics
Something i can die and not do
scenic mesa
Mk2 takedown on his friend
did not realize that weapon worked on them omg
night abyss
Waiting for a research to complete is like:
Damn you R* for not letting me pick any items to research.
lethal birch
Mk2 takedown on his friend
Ewo
proper grove
wow
storm mica
hehe funny number
rapid laurel
Ewo <:pepeLaughYou:663808283533901864>
To get the cops off me
I hadnt lost health
It’s specifically to lose the cops
lethal birch
I mean im one to talk i also do it 
storm mica
@humble furnace here
there should also be 4 more files under x64s.rpf
x64t.rpf
x64u.rpf
x64v.rpf
x64w.rpf
humble furnace
thanks so much didnt feel like reinstalling with 0.5mb internet
humble furnace
mk
untold flume
brittle tundra
dry sage
Wreck havoc!1
proud pecan
ya like jazz?
lethal birch
“Can you please commend me"
Me:
Them: “You’re dodgey player check again"
lethal birch
Clean mk2 takedown
nice, it would take me 100 C turns to finally take down an mk2
lethal birch
If you have a high K/D I'm automatically going to assume that you farm low level...
i farm cargo, oppressors and other weaponized vehicles i see on the map
misty horizon
lethal birch
Nice one lol
broken flax
The biggest fucking pussy I’ve ever seen in my life
Legit camps my TB to kill me then as soon as I kill him twice and my friend, passive for 10 mins
wooden garnet
If he was camping your TB, why not drone shock 
broken flax
Then gets another khanjali, also blows himself up typical tryhards these days at their finest 
Well he was flying by it at the time then he immediately turns around and kills me. It was a nat typed lobby and he just comes in and messes with us funniest shit ever
He just uses tanks and mk2’s
I blew up his tank
Fight him on ground and pussy goes passive like
I sad horned him
He went passive cuz my friend and I dropped his KD by .01 
wooden garnet
ornate herald
lmao
ornate herald
holding hands aswell
broken flax
wooden garnet
severe garnet
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/662774504149483550/812043876835262504/Gra...
28 FPS moment
Even I on eggsbox can get better FPS
wooden garnet
Those were cringe graphic settings
wooden garnet
I was playing with X16 anisotropic filtering and high tessellation and ambient occlussion
Now I play at smooth 35fps
Oh yeah, btw, 1366x768 res with X2 anisotropic filtering looks very very cringe
1280x720 is fine with X2
wooden garnet
28 FPS moment
Cringe overlay moment
The background shadow is 
And the size too
@severe garnet PCMR moment 
broken flax
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/662774504149483550/812043876835262504/Gra...
LMFAO
That KD warrior took some Lzzzz today
Imagine going passive cuz ur so bad at gta
undone rapids
eager folio
@mossy rose my point still stands
lethal birch
found the lucifer
dry sage
found the lucifer
Imagine having your ign as a devil's
umbral matrix
The biggest fucking pussy I’ve ever seen in my life
kd warrior
split portal
Imagine having your ign as a devil's<:KEKW:730356155074871407>
oh crap my friend is lucifier in game 😂
broken flax
kd warrior
Honesty a huge farmer
umbral matrix
I hate kd warriors
primal haven
DopeHover is Tryhard??
umbral matrix
Probably
primal haven
Proof bro
broken flax
Trying to help my friend get some money to paint his jet and he blows me up with mk2
primal haven
Damn u must have had a high kd
broken flax
Bro I don’t have a high KD I checked it this morning and it’s not even a .8 my guy lmao
umbral matrix
ok
primal haven
Society
broken flax
He just wanted to farm us probably since we were together playing in our own lobby
He sucks ass
We killed him so much
That he had to go passive
primal haven
Why you never say your gamer tag
broken flax
Why do I have to?? 🤔
primal haven
I looked up gt and the only time you mentioned gt was when you said you won’t reveal
For tha children bro
broken flax
WTF made up shit is that lmfao
primal haven
I gotta go work so
broken flax
Alright well next time, don’t randomly assume if people have a high KD or that they’re a tryhard, especially when you don’t even know who I am in the first place nor did you read what happened above at all.
sinful canyon
Quick pic of the diamond boys and girls
broken flax
Quick pic of the diamond boys and girls
Wow that’s a really nice picture
sinful canyon
I would also have one of the necklace if my pc didn't fuck with me right now XD
There you go, this one is without filters
broken flax
Wow so what did you actually do with these pics?? Photoshop them or what just curious because they’re beautiful. I’d love to see a panther
sinful canyon
I open R* editor just like normal people do, i get the free camera on a good angle i like and then i just make a screenshot with the windows+printscreen. I then crop out the giant bars of options and the timeline and such, and sometimes i put a filter over it, nothing more
I just play GTA on high graphics XD
broken flax
Wow well the high graphics definitely explain it. I had a hard time telling because these days photoshop can completely change pictures like crazy.
sinful canyon
ngl i dont even know where i can download photoshop. On that topic i am so good at stuff that i even trip over a wireless connection
broken flax
Lol
Well I’ve actually used photoshop before for school and wasn’t too good since the teacher didn’t really teach us for some odd reason how to use photoshop, but some of my classmates figured out a lot more cool features on how to use it than I did and I was honestly stunned like the pictures looked nothing like the original, and these pictures almost appear like that!!
sinful canyon
:P
broken flax
You should definitely try it out those pictures could look insane just saying. They already look cool
Every time I rob diamond, all I see is just massive lighting. Not much texture or anything in the diamond.
sinful canyon
You may have field of depth on high then. For some reason that has influence on how light reflects on objects
If you turn it to off or low it should look better and more like a... A giant pink diamond XD
broken flax
Oh yea it’s mostly about the lighting I bet. Well on PC the graphics can be turned up a whole lot more than on console.
I’ll take a look and see if I can change anything though
I mean the diamond for me already looks nice
broken flax
If you turn it to off or low it should look better and more like a... A giant pi...
Also imagine how nice the gold would look
sinful canyon
I will try to get that at some point as well, though that will most likely be an outside window pic, cus i run alone most of the time
broken flax
Oh I see
sinful canyon
I'll make sure to get one if i go on a duo though, so stay tuned
broken flax
I'll make sure to get one if i go on a duo though, so stay tuned
Alright, sounds good and you should also get a nice picture of El Rubio’s office for me because I couldn’t imagine that looking super extra crispy 😋
Also, just ping me if you’d like so I can find it here easier if you so happen to post anything else! I don’t mind pings
sinful canyon
an image taken from the doorway. Stands noted
broken flax
😉
I love his office, so much detail in there.
Everywhere I look I’m just amazed, even though I’ve been up there hundreds of times
lyric bloom
eager folio
why does my mouth taste like iron
sick schooner
O.o
eager folio
i dont like call of duty skins that much ngl im just a car guy
my favourite car ( that i own ) is pegassi vacca with yellow metallic colour and orange pearlescent
sinful canyon
Why did he try to ping everyone that is online right now
tough pasture
Nice graphics
xbox moment
sinful canyon
@broken flax here are the requested images from gold and the office of mister El Rubio
proper grove
we tried this mission for a solid hour straight because we were just pissing aro...
ill never understand how you can be this bad at flying on a controller
on a pc it's completely understandable but controllers man 
tough pasture
ill never understand how you can be this bad at flying on a controller
lol we arent bad we just mess around and have fun
ive tried on pc and its shit yes
eager folio
i love gta ''sharp'' interior
proper grove
that's sharp
broken flax
<@!385680099845865484> here are the requested images from gold and the office of...
Holy shit that gold looks so beautiful and the office looks amazing!! You can actually see stuff in it easier in this photo than I can for his office
sinful canyon
:)
If you want mew to make other pics, don't be afraid to ask. Oh, wait, I have an idea
shit game doesnt have good weather
willow crown
saw this clown who could not speak proper english running around this session and harassing people claiming they're a r* employee, then i opened their profile and saw this ROCKSTAR tag next to their crew. does this mean they are actually from r* or is this crew fake
wooden garnet
Nope
That's a modded tag
And a modded name
You'd expect a Rockstar employee to have a 32kd? 
wooden garnet
It's funny because they didn't straight mod their rank to 8000 like all other 6 year olds do
1839 is quite a believable rank
For a rockstar employee that is
But the KD gives it away
You're almost rank 100 though, that's epic
willow crown
yea pretty pog
wooden garnet
I think I turned rank 100 by killing my fren with a faggio
Funniest shit ever
Faggio, or some other bike. Bati or whatever. I forget.
willow crown
planning to reach 100 by failing a heist
willow crown
velum was destroyed :D
static flare
this car is cool too
Ooo whats this
edgy anchor
A real car
gleaming swallow
why are chars black
primal haven
Modder
storm mica
lol
rapid laurel
My first obliteration
My second
3rd
I’ll save the 4th one bc I don’t want anti spam
restive tendon
lol
rapid laurel
It’s really flattering
Like I didn’t know I was worth 10 bucks a kill
Little more than that
unreal aspen
you're on pc
rapid laurel
Xbox
unreal aspen
ok
rapid laurel
These were on Xbox
restive tendon
on pc
rapid laurel
That makes it sad
They can’t even pay the price
Here’s the 4th one
This was yesterday
restive tendon
yay
wooden garnet
This is sadge
wooden garnet
since we be sharing orbs
wooden garnet
I got a 20fps orb capture
wooden garnet
unreal aspen
an orb is an orb]
rapid laurel
Orbity orb
wooden garnet
It was funny because the only reason we were using the Avenger
Was to escape the orb
rapid laurel
Was to escape the orb
wooden garnet
I try to get in, get orbed immediately
unreal aspen
you want salty orbs, ill give you salty orbs
wooden garnet
Seen it before 😔
unreal aspen
i havent gotten many orbs on record
rapid laurel
1-0 orbs
lethal birch
1-0 orbs <:pepeLaughYou:663808283533901864>
Typical tryhards: "1-0" Lzzzzz
unreal aspen
wooden garnet
I've gotten orbed a lot back in the day
rapid laurel
wooden garnet
Now people just like to crash my game
unreal aspen
What else did you expect <:exdee:655455422513414187>
starling or akula and go to max altitude
rapid laurel
Check out the gamer tag in this one
lethal birch
Now people just like to crash my game
They either crash ur game or boot u offline
lethal birch
PlayStation lobbies are hell with tryhards
wooden garnet
starling or akula and go to max altitude
Why not activate OTR yourself 
unreal aspen
one of my more recent clips
lethal birch
Xbox barely has any. Unless GhilleMaster or Nitrix Warlord are online
unreal aspen
Why not activate OTR yourself <a:HmmExit:778836594001707024>
i dont need to
unreal aspen
just built different 
wooden garnet
At all times
And keep it expanded
For idots trying to teleport to me
Or orb me
Just too paranoid
rapid laurel
Why
wooden garnet
rapid laurel
And he would ewo after I get a shot on him
wooden garnet
@twilit trellis stfu noob lzzz 
rapid laurel
Mk1 kills are easy
wooden garnet
Pretty
lethal birch
He was a bst spammer
Get UVersusPro in ur lobby lol
rapid laurel
He uses bst bc he don’t trust them not to
wooden garnet
Yeah
lethal birch
Just use flammable rounds
wooden garnet
junkie is junkie
I'm not saying you're a noob lzzz 1-0 idot
I use it too
I'm a sucker for BST if I feel like I need it
wooden garnet
I'll use it even if the other guy isn't, because most times I'm sniping at 25fps or low
That Mk2 guy is just embarrassing himself
rapid laurel
That Mk2 guy is just embarrassing himself <:feelskekman:809970212568956958>
Right
He only had mk2 kills on me
I blew his bandito up
sinful canyon
one of my more recent clips
I did not expect that so it gave me a chuckle
sinful canyon
Wait is that the same scope as on the Makrsman Rifle?
storm mica
thermal scope
rapid laurel
thermal scope
Beat me to it
storm mica
sounded like a mk2 sniper too
rapid laurel
It is
sinful canyon
Interesting
rapid laurel
I have the thermal and heavy barrel
Most of my weapons that I use are mk2
Except for special carbine
I have mk2 shotgun, mk2 sniper, mk2 marksman, mk2 combat mg, mk2 smg
Mk2 heavy revolver
lethal birch
Lmao
merry lava
<@!719041026924478475>
Ez 3-1 cry
wooden garnet
Ez 3-1 cry
0-0 lzzz
merry lava
wooden garnet
old berry
how can I know the name of a car
or how do I know
sorry
I can't send the photo here
severe garnet
Get inside it and press Z
severe garnet
Oh
severe garnet
Search for it in the in game websites
old berry
found it thanks
delicate tree
73kd WTF
sleek hazel
opal oxide
hi
rapid laurel
That dude lookin like a chode mongrel
Glitched bugstars outfit
73 kd
Probably a dude with a girl character
sleek hazel
@rapid laurel it's a female 
rapid laurel
Ok
Bc most of the time when there’s a female character it’s just a dude staring at it
lethal birch
been updating for 2 days now cant wait 😄
solar summit
2 days?? your internet sucks then
lethal birch
2 days?? your internet sucks then
My wifi router is 7 rooms away
sleek hazel
lethal birch
wait what
burnt cargo
This one was nice too
foot pics, nice
burnt cargo
My wifi router is 7 rooms away
Get a long wire.
lethal birch
Dot hacking in the casino is the worst hacking in this entire game
nope, that one in act 3 finale is the worst
brave quiver
One message removed from a suspended account.
solar summit
surely that guy wants to promote his channel or smth
lethal birch
<:PES2_Weird:513607281724620801> nope, that one in act 3 finale is the worst
Act 3 hacking is so easy unless you have a controller with stick drift 
brave quiver
One message removed from a suspended account.
solar summit
Act 3 hacking is so easy unless you have a controller with stick drift <:ree:328...
and the console guy talked, k+m makes the hack slips a lot, and overall takes more time than the others
the laser wheel slips too much
cold lark
the laser wheel slips too much
It really doesn’t
Unless like glitch said you have drift
solar summit
it does, all the times i had to hack, that wheel slipped, i did act 3 almost as much times i did bogdan so that part is bugged
at least not like agent ulp
that happens 1 in 10 times in my experience
cold lark
it does, all the times i had to hack, that wheel slipped, i did act 3 almost as ...
Dot hacking is memory while act 3 is laser go pew pew 
lethal birch
<:PES2_Weird:513607281724620801> nope, that one in act 3 finale is the worst
I can do act 3. But not the diamond casino dot hacking one
solar summit
I can do act 3. But not the diamond casino dot hacking one
ohh well, imo that one is still easy, takes less time than laser hack
cold lark
Time vs simplicity
lethal birch
lethal birch
Act 3 hacking is so easy unless you have a controller with stick drift <:ree:328...
Ps4 and ps5 controllers be like 🤬😡
lethal birch
I renamed my character to something stupid because he cant do anything right
broken flax
abstract cipher
lethal birch
brittle tundra
why seeing that font remind me of ghillie
lethal birch
Off topic but i want rockstar to add a sleek lazer like the ones in the aircraft carrier that have no missiles and it would probably have a just machine guns instead of death beams it would also be a upgradable plane and would be better at dogfighting than the normal lazer it also has bombs so just Bombs and mgs are its only weapons all of that while being faster than the normal lazer
lethal birch
why seeing that font remind me of ghillie
Fr
brittle tundra
lol im glad im not the only one that noticed
lethal birch
Off topic but i want rockstar to add a sleek lazer like the ones in the aircraft...
And the depressor mk2 can still shoot that jet down -_-
Nope
Mk2s tickle it cause any jet can just go in a ⭕️
Going in a circle against a MK2 is dumb
Free aim rocket
I like to smack mk2s with my alkonost
Its the new meta
Trust me its funny af just dive bombing some low life tryhard from the heavens of stealth and crashing into them with a alkonost they die and you live its so funny
broken flax
https://youtu.be/AgpduAiCZbw
Dam do ya watch him or did you find that video on accident??
broken flax
Off topic but i want rockstar to add a sleek lazer like the ones in the aircraft...
Oh yea that could be op
broken flax
I like to smack mk2s with my alkonost
Also wtf lmfao
How can you even hit ppl on the ground with alkonost wings?? They’re huge asf, I think the same size as the volotal
solar summit
i find it kinda funny doing it with the cops, only tried in sp
lethal birch
Dam do ya watch him or did you find that video on accident??
I watched him
broken flax
He’s kinda a smaller yter that not many know about here
broken flax
I used to watch him
Damn really?? I still do but rare. His videos have been getting a lot better lately imo
sinful canyon
yo Dope, i got a pic of a yacht XD
broken flax
Show me
lethal birch
I stopped when most of his videos are just bodying people in a lobby
broken flax
I stopped when most of his videos are just bodying people in a lobby
Lol yea
lethal birch
I used to watch his plane combat tutorials
lethal birch
Since most people will use a menu or something else
lethal birch
Hello. I'm Mister Eagle Head. Today I will show you why tryhards in GTA Online are the worst players.
broken flax
IKR
solar summit
broken flax
This video actually surprised me a little https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aZUgBy_yqOc
ebon gyro
hell yea first try 😔
heady cairn
why seeing that font remind me of ghillie
it does
heady cairn
This video actually surprised me a little https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aZUgBy_y...
"lazer is op" tf hell no
u can take down lazer with a sniper
broken flax
"lazer is op" tf hell no
Uhh ya it is pretty much
heady cairn
Uhh ya it is pretty much
imo no
broken flax
u can take down lazer with a sniper
Not just any old sniper, the expl one
Unless you wanna deal with that shit
heady cairn
Not just any old sniper, the expl one
bst + heavy sniper
broken flax
It’s a pain just use expl sniper
heady cairn
2 explosive shots and its down
lethal birch
broken flax
Yep
heady cairn
nice
broken flax
Where tf you parachuting from lmao
heady cairn
heli?
broken flax
Dch or something
broken flax
Maybe not cuz of that angle yk
Fuck dch it’s ass nowadays unless you wanna grind like the professional did
broken flax
Feels like that every prep mission I gotta do
heady cairn
and according to my calculations cph is better
broken flax
Like I’m working for yellow hair man
broken flax
and according to my calculations cph is better
You save nearly double the time
It’s 7-9 min heist
And you’re already in it before you even finish dch
heady cairn
I calculated the amount for Gold 2 players dch. 2,550,000. i calculated the cheapest driver and gunman and the 10% hacker. then added lesters cut which is 5%. i found out it was 637,500 then i did 2550000 - 637500 = 1,912,500 then i got the %85 of the cut and i found its 1,625,625. So imo cph > dch
broken flax
Same
heady cairn
nice
broken flax
My friend got bonds tho so it’s a bit
Especially on hard mode
I had bonds on hard with the godliest spawns you can get
Miss that heist so much
heady cairn
im trying to get "steal 20m from secondary targets" and i only need gold
my friend has bonds,3 gold hard
broken flax
Rn I’m coming in for
heady cairn
nice
broken flax
Also can’t forget these
heady cairn
great
broken flax
I’m so mad I nearly had 1.82m off bonds then stupid games lied to me about my enemy
heady cairn
ooh nice
broken flax
I was so broke before Cph
heady cairn
i can get 100m if i b2b a lot
which prob wont happen
wait what
if u do 526 b2bs
u can get 1bil
526 cayo b2bs
broken flax
I hate it when guards take like 5 sec to drop the goddam keys man
heady cairn
actually around 527
heady cairn
I hate it when guards take like 5 sec to drop the goddam keys man
yeah
broken flax
I’ll run right by them and then I’m like oh shit really game
Man tho if you don’t have pink on hard, might as well get bonds
broken flax
LMFAOOOO
heady cairn
u can get 1b
eternal peak
broken flax
u can get 1b
HOLY FUCK
broken flax
Cancer
heady cairn
i did math
i think me doing math is weird
heady cairn
i think me doing math is weird
yes
broken flax
You’re good at math ngl
heady cairn
bruh
broken flax
I am too but that’s some solid calc’s
haughty sedge
yo can someone help me out with something
heady cairn
does anyone know any afk rp and money jobs on pc
idk
patent knot
yeah none, pc do be like that
ask in #gta-questions next time
heady cairn
actually kd jobs gives u kd and rp
broken flax
Just got 2.381m from pink
heady cairn
yea
heady cairn
nice
broken flax
Sheesh
broken flax
I’ve done 6:08 with 2 players
heady cairn
nice
broken flax
And 6:49 solo
heady cairn
nice
broken flax
On 1.5x I remember getting over 3m on that shit
heady cairn
i think i can do 5-6 min solo not elite
broken flax
Goddam crazy
broken flax
Pink diamond max gold and office
heady cairn
hmm weird
broken flax
IKR
heady cairn
ohh u saying the %85 or the total
broken flax
Well said 2.9m in heist but pretty sure after that was 3m
Total
Can’t actually get that lmao
broken flax
Yea prob well the max was poggers
heady cairn
i hope thar r* brings back x1.5
broken flax
Imagine door glitch and solo b2b on pc on 1.5x
heady cairn
or even 2
broken flax
Must’ve been poggers