gta-media

[nocturne otter]

We're not allowed to talk about glitches @umbral matrix

[umbral matrix]

ok

Can I ask in dm

if you know?

[proper grove]

NICE

🥵

[nocturne otter]

Mod

[proper grove]

u

[storm mica]

https://www.reddit.com/r/gtaonline/comments/meiqon/i_like_how_they_are_serious_about_this/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

[proper grove]

not a bad idea!

[lethal birch]

https://youtu.be/N0YsQM8S3RI this guy got pissed at something

[storm mica]

The pakistan politicians also mistake a gta clip to be a real life disaster once

[proper grove]

yeah the airport oil tankers

[storm mica]

Mhm

[proper grove]

it would be a great way without showing real footage or animating some stupid shit

[calm sigil]

https://youtu.be/IY7mhuNfT_U

[wooden garnet]

I mean, there's viral clips of Indian Politicians genuinely claiming to have given relief funds to survivors of a plane crash, turns out the plane crash was recorded in Airplane Simulator 4

[storm mica]

[wooden garnet]

You can legit see the wheels of the plane clip through the runway and bounce up and down in the clip

[noble nimbus]

Who would win

https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2021/03/suez-53.jpg?quality=80&strip=all&w=1236&h=820&crop=1

[lethal birch]

how tf ppl make characters like that

mines always like some meth dealer

[nocturne otter]

Lmao

[timid condor]

Lmao

[broken flax]

Guys how do I change this to default to off just like I somehow figured out for matchmaking to be defaulted to off??

[storm mica]

Pause menu>online>options>matchmaking off

[broken flax]

Yea but can you do that with client invites??

[storm mica]

Dont think so

[broken flax]

Damn alr well thanks for answering

I have matchmaking closed so that’s good

[wooden garnet]

@storm mica

I'm not rendering in high bitrate anymore

The file size is outrageous

pop

@oak sparrow 60fps lzzz

Anyway, random clip

[nocturne otter]

[wooden garnet]

[sinful canyon]

Gotta say never seen so many cocaine bits

[nocturne otter]

BOLT now you got the nitro

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/787708248446730291/791954701250854923/image0.gif

[wooden garnet]

[forest cave]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/787708248446730291/791954701250854923/image0.gif

[wooden garnet]

I am on phone smh

I can't use the gif

I still have it though

[barren geyser]

[nocturne otter]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/787708248446730291/791954701250854923/image0.gif

[lethal birch]

Can make me anyone Akt 2 for free 🙂

[tardy stone]

@lethal birch Use the appropriate Looking for Group (LFG) channel to find people to play with:
Apartment: #archive-ps｜apartment-heist-lfg
Casino: #ps4｜casino-lfg
Cayo Perico: #ps4｜cayo-perico-lfg
Doomsday: #archive-ps｜doomsday-lfg
Everything else: #ps4｜other-lfg
Requested by: @nocturne otter

[golden harness]

Shitposting is only allowed in #memes-and-shitposting.
Shitposting is a failure to make a constructive post, posting memes, trolling, or other forms of degrading the chat quality.
This is up to the moderator's discretion. https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Shit Posting
Requested by: @bright root

[primal haven]

Did you hear the explosion in the distance? That was a missed manual orbital cannon shot aimed at me.

Or a automatic because the angle my jet was at could have made it shoot over me

[last cave]

Casino tips

[formal glen]

I wish they would have made Avi more useful by making his cut lower since you need to destroy 50 jammers around the map

[mystic flame]

Very useful tips for DCH

[wooden garnet]

No ping

[broken flax]

Oh yea I see

[regal haven]

no pig

[broken flax]

Did you click my name and it still did that?? @wooden garnet

[wooden garnet]

With space

[broken flax]

Oh I see so it won’t even bring up the option without a space

[wooden garnet]

Clicking name opens profile

[broken flax]

Yea that makes sense

[wooden garnet]

[broken flax]

Well you can click name so that you don’t have to type my whole name out or anything

[wooden garnet]

I can just type @cerulean shale and your name comes over so

[broken flax]

Oh shit

[wooden garnet]

Nice, who's named dop now

[broken flax]

LOL

See that’s what I’m saying you need to click it otherwise it can do that

[wooden garnet]

I guess fk him then

[broken flax]

LMAO

[wooden garnet]

Yeah

[broken flax]

Wait up

[broken flax]

You just pinged somebody who don’t even use this server

[wooden garnet]

Yep

that's how i jam

[broken flax]

That’s hilarious actually

[wooden garnet]

Man join a new server just to see which idot ghost pinged him

[broken flax]

Yep

It’s annoying when ppl spam ghost pings I’ve had it happen to me

[wooden garnet]

You wanna see an annoying ghost ping?

[broken flax]

Sure

It’s ezz to ghost ping

[wooden garnet]

man got ghost pinged in all the channels you can see

[broken flax]

OMGG

[wooden garnet]

cucumber, eggplant, cherry, mushroom, pineapple, and food

[broken flax]

[wooden garnet]

[broken flax]

Why tf do the channels got such weird names man

[wooden garnet]

It is what it is

Cucumber has cucumber

Eggplant has eggplant

[broken flax]

Holy shit look at all of the ghost pings jeez F in chat for Rose

[idle maple]

Well I took the picture, now how do I get down?

[wooden garnet]

bonk yourself

[broken flax]

[wooden garnet]

[idle maple]

self bonking

[wooden garnet]

I know it like the back of my hand

[idle maple]

Hold up

[broken flax]

Also how tf do you not see all the pfp’s on discord?? I do

[wooden garnet]

Compact Mode

Some people call it cringe, I like it

[broken flax]

Hmm lemme see what that’s like

How’s it cringe tf

[wooden garnet]

The jam catto is smol and cute

[broken flax]

Yessss

I love that emoji

🔥

[wooden garnet]

Big catto is kinda cute, but meh

[broken flax]

Cat jam is where it’s at

[wooden garnet]

jam

[idle maple]

Been waiting for a deathmatch host to start it for like 10 minutes

[broken flax]

Jeez

[wooden garnet]

All hosts in public matches are fkin cringe

Most of them are level 15s and have no idea how to start

Others are afk

[broken flax]

Yep

[wooden garnet]

I was once waiting for 15 min on call for an OW race

[broken flax]

What’s OW??

[idle maple]

Ima see what I find in versus missions

Probably people trying to get epic checkered outfit

[wooden garnet]

Open Wheel Races

[broken flax]

Oh shit those

Almost nobody fucking does them jeez

I’ve legit never done one myself

Only thing I’ve done with racing in gta is solo races to get me my paint jobs

[idle maple]

[broken flax]

And speaking of that, I forget how is chrome unlocked again??

I might get a friend to help me unlock all the paint jobs like midnight blue, ultra blue, chrome, etc

[idle maple]

fuck me

[broken flax]

Only things you can get the high-end colors on are like jets and super expensive vehicles at times

Damn

[idle maple]

Best thing ive done in an oppresor

[wooden garnet]

I see you tried to go for the fourth tower but didn't have enough speed

I give you trick to get speed on

When horizontal, if you wiggle from side to side, you don't lose speed on the

[idle maple]

[wooden garnet]

The more you stand still in the air, more quickly you will lose momentum

Like just pressing LShift+LCtrl the way TheProfessional says how to use a Mk1

[idle maple]

The one time ill take that guys advice then

[wooden garnet]

You see how quickly I lost speed when going to kill that dude? Just by not moving.

[wooden garnet]

Nah, if you do that (which you did), you will lose speed.

You gotta wiggle from side to side

I have a clip which shows it, but it has the drunk effect on it

Because of a DCH prep where you gotta get drunk

Gimme a sec

This one

#gta-media message

[idle maple]

Alright ill be trying it

[wooden garnet]

epic

Anyway, repost

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLYdMtIomf0&t=10s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woNJryUvv0Q&t=52s

@broken flax here they be

Last link didn't show

That's sus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tR2DQkVabM0&t=279s

Now it did

[broken flax]

I saw that part of it, I forgot to watch the other part to it mind linking me up to it as well??

Also ty for the vids

[wooden garnet]

No problem

[wooden garnet]

#gta-media message

#gta-media message

[wooden garnet]

speed glitch video right below this one

[broken flax]

Oh I see

[broken flax]

Godly MK1 skills man I wish I was that good with it I currently suck at dive bombing, trying to get better. Also, I love your character it’s so simple yet it looks amazing at least imo

[wooden garnet]

Thanks a lot man

[broken flax]

Also how in tf did you get the mk1 to do that?? Crazy good flying skills there too and the noises I was hearing were weird too ngl

[wooden garnet]

Yeah, the noises are weird, almost feels like the was taking damage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2RFHwsPClI

[broken flax]

IKR

[wooden garnet]

[broken flax]

Gotta see that too lmao

Dang that voice kinda cringe ngl

[wooden garnet]

Always is

😔

[broken flax]

But hey, it’s a good vid so

[wooden garnet]

All other videos are 10:01 so

[broken flax]

[wooden garnet]

Simple explanation for the glitch : "Go here, lean back, boost, wheelie"

Now, the videos will explain where "here" is

[broken flax]

Yea I’ve actually had that happen

[wooden garnet]

After that, don't hit the ground and the glitch will be active forever

[broken flax]

I’ll boost and it’ll start flying forwards then I can’t keep it like that anymore

[wooden garnet]

[broken flax]

Damn

Well I’ll watch video and see if I can even do it

[wooden garnet]

It's easy enough

The hardest part is landing on the gas station where you do the glitch

[broken flax]

Oh no

[wooden garnet]

Took me like five tries

[broken flax]

Don’t want to land there

Oh shit I see

Yea

[wooden garnet]

[broken flax]

That’s an ouch for sure!!

[wooden garnet]

[broken flax]

[idle maple]

Crashed my oppresor and it landed on its wheels

[hazy hull]

modders

[broken flax]

[lethal birch]

isn't that just what freemode cayo perico would look like?

[hazy hull]

idk

he put everyone there and spammed orbital

[broken flax]

You can all go on Cph after you’ve stolen Mini Madrazo’s files

[hazy hull]

but it didn't say we were obliterated

[broken flax]

Damn

[hazy hull]

or that he killed us

now I'm stuck in loading screen after he has force-invited me to his apartment

[broken flax]

Well I’ve only ever been orb’d once in gta and that was by a friend, and I orbed him back. I don’t fuck with that pussy cannon hell no

[hazy hull]

gotta close my game AGAIN

I can't find clean sessions

[lethal birch]

just play in an invite only lobby

[hazy hull]

3 in a row infected with pests

[hazy hull]

can't do sh*t in it

[broken flax]

Play in inv only so you don’t gotta deal with the bitchass modders @hazy hull

[hazy hull]

I'm gonna get solo public

I just want to socialize 😩

[broken flax]

Why not inv only?? Faster to load into, especially on pc

You can’t ppl are modding

[pale edge]

you cant do mc missions on invite only

[broken flax]

MC missions wdym??

MC work I’m pretty sure you can and nobody even does any type of MC stuff these days that shit is all old school gta stuff

[hazy hull]

OH MY FUCKING GOD I'M A FUCKING SNOWMAN NOW

[broken flax]

Only thing that MC is used for these days is MK2/motorcycle spawns, SYG, and hooking up the businesses with NC

[lethal birch]

wait til the moneydrops come in.

[broken flax]

[hazy hull]

BRUUUH

I GOTTA CLOSE MY GAME NOW

[broken flax]

Ofc the modder is making it snow rn @hazy hull

[hazy hull]

why "ofc"?

[broken flax]

That bitch said “CAN I HAVE MONEY PLEAS”

[broken flax]

Cuz they always do for some odd reason

When they can do full on thunder storm that’s loud and super rain

[proper grove]

tthats cool af

also you deserve it for glitching outfits! 😎

[hazy hull]

oh come on it's harmless glitch
R* should have just given noose outfit to us

[broken flax]

What outfit did he glitch lmao idek

[proper grove]

noose outfit XD

[hazy hull]

they give us every other outfit we use in diamond heist

[broken flax]

Oh noose I thought you can buy it

[proper grove]

I'm messing

[hazy hull]

gruppe sechs, prison guard

[proper grove]

yeah I think it's dumb as well

[broken flax]

Why can’t you buy noose??

That makes no sense it’s an exit disguise in dch

[proper grove]

they reallly dont wanna release the taser and people will say they do it because it's unfair when flying vehicles exist

[hazy hull]

because R* is like nah

[broken flax]

Lmfao

[hazy hull]

yeah, what's up with that

[broken flax]

I honestly don’t mind harmless glitches like who gaf you feel me

[hazy hull]

why can't we use stun gun in freemode?

[proper grove]

It's not gonna be unbalanced when you need to be like 20 feet next to them lmao

[broken flax]

I hate it when R* takes out harmless glitches

They took out the insurance glitch for cph, took out the luxury heli

Those only speeded it up by like 5 mins max

[proper grove]

especially when tasers are hard to hit anyway

[broken flax]

Yet they needed to take it out??

[hazy hull]

yeah I was about to try a khanjali soon but too late

[broken flax]

Yep

[proper grove]

Modder gave to a friend and I once and we were trying to get each other we missed most shots

[broken flax]

LOOOL

[dry cairn]

anyone know the cheapest way to get money fast?

[broken flax]

Khanjali be like: The weapons are disabled

[proper grove]

wouldn't have worked

yeah

[broken flax]

I got a mk2 on the island

[proper grove]

The aircraft carrier spawns lazers and those dontt work

[broken flax]

It was so cool

[proper grove]

idk if that still works

[broken flax]

THEY PATCHED THAT TOO??

[proper grove]

havent seen it for a while

idk

[broken flax]

Omg plz don’t tell me they did

[proper grove]

I meant the weapons are disabled on the lazer

[broken flax]

ITS HARMLESS

[proper grove]

idk if it was fixed lol

[broken flax]

Alr good

There was this one glitch near the Del Perro clubhouse where you could launch stuff into the air with that garage

And R* patched it like a bitch

🤦‍♂️

Didn’t harm game either

Makes me sad when they patch them like cmon R* let us have fun in your game ffs

[merry orchid]

pov youre my air vent

[static flare]

What car

[merry orchid]

elegy retro

[static flare]

Oh dude

I just built one

Same color too

[merry orchid]

ahaha 😄

[static flare]

Thats dope

[merry orchid]

rally build ?

[broken flax]

Wow what a coincidence

[static flare]

More track spec

But yeah it could be

[lethal birch]

They dont want us to have fun. They mostly patch the fun glitches or the money glitches.

[static flare]

It was the only dirt track i had that wasnt the casino one lol

[broken flax]

Money glitches are stupid tbh

[merry orchid]

mhm

[broken flax]

Why even do them when you can just do b2b??

[static flare]

Oh facts

[lethal birch]

The freeroam ones mostly

[broken flax]

Requires more work but it’s way more legit than money glitches

[lethal birch]

They shouldve kept the fun glitches in the game. Not the malicious ones like godmode and orbital cannon

[broken flax]

And R* prob won’t punish us for doing it either as they’ve proved to not be able to fix it

[broken flax]

Yep

Isn’t OC glitch gone now??

[static flare]

Here let me pay upwards of 6 mil for a garage, arena garage, and specific arena car and waste hours to barely make profit and not do b2b cayo which is basically printing money

[lethal birch]

Orb spamming is still there

[broken flax]

Fuck

[lethal birch]

Yeah

[static flare]

Okay question

[broken flax]

Honestly fuck the OC it’s for pussy’s

[static flare]

Do i spend money on another car ive been wanting and wait to do the yosemite rancher

[lethal birch]

Say that to X-LZZZ-X lmao

[static flare]

Or do i go ahead and get the rancher

[broken flax]

It’s so ezzz to kill in auto aim you have to be the worst gamer out there if you need that shit cannon to kill somebody

[broken flax]

Nah they aren’t worth arguing about it with 1 bit

They don’t understand shit

[lethal birch]

Hes 28 btw

[broken flax]

[lethal birch]

Someone exposed his age

[broken flax]

Idk how ppl enjoy killing others with the OC it’s just so goddam cheap like ffs use a mk2 pussy

Ezz kills still

[lethal birch]

Mk2 is still a garbage vehicle since the tryhards and griefers use it more

[broken flax]

IKR

[lethal birch]

They cant fight on ground obviously. Unless theyre like Arsen Y and UVersusPro

[broken flax]

Well I’m saying why orb spam it doesn’t matter what you do it always charges you unless you mod the game

It’s hard coded in the game unless you mod

[lethal birch]

Its easy to boot players offline on console on gta.

PC ur fked

[broken flax]

I’ve never been booted

[lethal birch]

I have

[broken flax]

Thank god

[lethal birch]

Like twice

[broken flax]

Shit

[lethal birch]

Cuz i was up on either a barcode or a toxic tryhard

[broken flax]

LMFAO

That’s sad

Honestly funny how they get so mad that they need to boot you offline

Like get a life ffs

[lethal birch]

Lmao i got one of my irl friends that can boot as well

[broken flax]

Damn

[lethal birch]

Yeah it's so annoying that gta is so easy to hack/boot

[broken flax]

It’s cringe I’ve also heard that modders on PC legit have mod menu wars

[lethal birch]

And thats why i always avoid public lobbies

[broken flax]

Like who crashes the other first like cmon now

That shits for little kids

[lethal birch]

Btw i play on console more.

PC im a low lvl. But im not trying to deal with modders

[broken flax]

What console you have??

[lethal birch]

PS4/PS5

[broken flax]

Yea I feel ya

Nice

No modders on console

[lethal birch]

Just booters mostly

Hackers rarely

[broken flax]

Compared to pc and when you do, it’s rare

Especially on xb

[lethal birch]

Most of the time its booters

[broken flax]

Cuz it’s harder to mod or do stuff on it

I’ve never been booted

[lethal birch]

Yeah but im just saying majority if ur on console mostly is booters

PC is everything

[broken flax]

I mean maybe if I went into bad sport but honestly doubt it there unless I found some barcode

Yea ik

[lethal birch]

When barcodes cant be reported

[broken flax]

Well PS must have more booters

[lethal birch]

For COD its xbox that has more booters. But for GTA is more booters on PS since there is alot of GTA PS4/PS5 tryhard youtubers there

[broken flax]

I’ve played a lot of pub lobby’s minding my own shit haven’t been booted

[broken flax]

Yep

Like Nitrix is good example and some others

[lethal birch]

I wonder what would happen if the gta tryhards went to xbox

Would the fanbase switch?

[broken flax]

Nitrix only xb tryhard ik about and projectheli

If he’s on xb I think so

[forest cave]

There are already tryhards on Xbox

[broken flax]

Ik but barely any

[lethal birch]

Majority of the tryhards are on Playstation

[broken flax]

Only like Nitrix and project

[wooden garnet]

You wanna know what toxic tryhards are like on XB? Try watching Ghilliemaster's streams sometime

[broken flax]

Oh yea

[wooden garnet]

Man's a magnet for idots

[broken flax]

He’s got so many tryhards in his lobby

[lethal birch]

Yeah ive watched him. He always gets targeted

[broken flax]

Well he’s rank 1k+ so

[wooden garnet]

Streams?

Or just videos?

[broken flax]

Wait did ghillie even get his rank legit or nah??

[lethal birch]

@wooden garnet both

[wooden garnet]

Because his streams are another level of braindededness

[broken flax]

Or did he mod

[broken flax]

Yea fr

[wooden garnet]

Legit

[broken flax]

Damn what did he grind??

[wooden garnet]

Yeah

[broken flax]

Some smart shit

[wooden garnet]

Considering how long he's been playing, Rank 1080 is low

[broken flax]

Yea fr

Well he doesn’t gaf

[lethal birch]

Idk whats worse tryhards on xbox or tryhards on playstation

[broken flax]

Prob ps

[wooden garnet]

Even the Prof has 500 more levels and he's stopped playing since months

[storm mica]

I mean
He doesnt do anything grinding focused so

[lethal birch]

Yeah more gta tryhards youtubers are there. If they were on xbox they'd switch

[broken flax]

Prof is like rank 1332 or something rn

[wooden garnet]

Swear he was above 1500... ?

Or is that Oleg?

[broken flax]

Nope

[wooden garnet]

I can't remember

[broken flax]

That’s Oleg ig

How tf did Oleg even get that high

[lethal birch]

Professional vs X-LZZZ-X who would win

[broken flax]

[wooden garnet]

Playing gaem

[storm mica]

Oleg is lvl 1600+ something now lol

[broken flax]

Goddam

Crate grinder??

Crates give a lot of RP

[storm mica]

Man grinded over 100mil in a week by just doing cayo

[wooden garnet]

Everyone was a crate grinder back in the day

[broken flax]

Goddam

[storm mica]

No cap

It’s on his channel

And streamed it too

[wooden garnet]

oleg pog

[storm mica]

7 days

[broken flax]

Ehh I’m newer to gta so I’ve never really grinded crates too hard. I’ve made over 120m off them but yea

[forest cave]

Hmm I guess that’s possible if you get 14million a day

[wooden garnet]

I don't think I even grinded 100mil off of crates

[storm mica]

It was 1.5x week

[wooden garnet]

When I came into GTA Import Export was the solo grinder meta

[broken flax]

If I joined earlier, I would’ve been big crate grinder prob or heist player

[forest cave]

Ohh

[wooden garnet]

I just never bothered with crates

[forest cave]

That’s not that hard then

[wooden garnet]

Apart from the very beginning

[broken flax]

Or crates

When I came to gta, it was the NC, bunker, and crates still

[wooden garnet]

Crates was considered good with friends only

[storm mica]

Well
It just take a shitload of time

[wooden garnet]

You didn't have flying bikes back then

[broken flax]

Nah it’s good solo I’ve grinded it solo always

[wooden garnet]

Collecting 3 crates in a mission took time

[broken flax]

Yea I grinded crates with mk2 and TB

[wooden garnet]

I/E was faster and hence more profitable

No TB either back then

[broken flax]

Grinded almost 125m worth, all on double money tho

[wooden garnet]

I only grinded crates on 2x, yeah

[broken flax]

Cba to do it when it’s not double money hell no

Should I hit 125m with crates or nah??

[wooden garnet]

meh

if you want

[broken flax]

I have 122m or something rn

I’d need like I think a quarter of another warehouse

On double moeny

In max lobby

[broken flax]

You think I can make it??

[wooden garnet]

Sure

3mil is ez with 2x

[broken flax]

I haven’t touched crates since last double money

[lethal birch]

Cayo perico be like stfu buisnesses

[broken flax]

I got so lucky selling them all in pub lobby all by myself

[broken flax]

Cph be like: STFU DCH STOP BEING SUCH A PROFESSIONAL

Also fat stfu to crates

[lethal birch]

DCH BE LIKE

[wooden garnet]

DCH been saying stfu businesses a long time before cayo

[broken flax]

Yes ik

[wooden garnet]

Haven't touched crates since forever

[lethal birch]

Wtf i went afk and this low level just ripped me off my oppresser

[broken flax]

But ppl didn’t have 2 even tho that’s a big excuse

[lethal birch]

Cayo be like ur ass kid

I have mc buisneses

[broken flax]

Cph be like: Time to make some money with our favorite Russian

[lethal birch]

And every time i register as a mc

For

[wooden garnet]

Ironically #pc-l｜casino-lfg and console lfgs were more populated than #archive-pc｜doomsday-lfg

[lethal birch]

Line gctf

To get there

Guess what happens

[broken flax]

MC be like: The grow house is completely out of supplies!!

[lethal birch]

LJT be like

ur cash factory IS BEING RAIDED WITH NO CASH

[broken flax]

LJT be like: The document shop is COMPLETELY OUT OF SUPPLIES!!

I be like: IDC ABOUT MY DOCUMENT SHOP BITCH

[wooden garnet]

"YoU KNoW mOnEy DoEsN'T GrOw On TrEeS? WeLl It DOeSn'T grOw in YOuR MoNeY FacToRy eiThEr"

[lethal birch]

Only good outcome is getting the Unmarked Cruiser

[broken flax]

Wait does he say that too??

[wooden garnet]

He always says that

[broken flax]

For what??

[lethal birch]

Rare police car

True.

[broken flax]

For which business??

[wooden garnet]

Cash

[broken flax]

It’s been a long time since I’ve touched MC bro

Oh how funny

I remember it just didn’t now which business

MC/hanger is the worst grind in this game by far

Nothing competes with them they’re just one hell of a bitch

Hanger worse imo

[broken flax]

I’ve seen it in special crate missions actually

[lethal birch]

It's annoying with crates since there a ton of scenarios

FAX

[broken flax]

Oh yes

You have to jack it off them

In the ambush mission if you wanna save it

Can’t you also save that unmarked Buffalo in the Hostile Take over VIP mission?? @lethal birch

[lethal birch]

FIB Buffalo has two spawn points

[broken flax]

Wdym

[lethal birch]

That and FIB ID Badge prep from DCH

[broken flax]

Hmm never seen the DCH one

Badge prep??

[lethal birch]

Yeah

This guy use oppresser for stand ur ground

[broken flax]

[proper grove]

woah woah woah

[lethal birch]

You have to kill a corrupt FIB dude and you go to the HQ to steal the hacking device

[broken flax]

What??

[broken flax]

Oh yea it’s at that place in strawberry or something

[lethal birch]

Yeah

[broken flax]

Near the coroner building

[lethal birch]

[broken flax]

I usually blow it up so

But yea it’s parked right in front of them there

[lethal birch]

Lmao everyone goes for MC businesses

Like PVP and cargo wise

[broken flax]

Not so much

[lethal birch]

Like raiding wise

[broken flax]

Wdym

[lethal birch]

Stand your ground, businesses getting raided

[broken flax]

Oh I see

SYG’s are always fun

[lethal birch]

With more players. But then that one person gonna ruin it

[broken flax]

It’s kinda interesting back about a year ago more ppl registered as mc and nowadays it’s all ceos

Besides for noobs mostly cuz they get free mc clubhouse

I never register as Mc

[lethal birch]

Yeah also you can heal via being close to your ceo

[broken flax]

Never have

Damn really

[lethal birch]

Yeah

But if ur a member of a ceo

Not leader

[broken flax]

I just like the perks in ceo more than just being able to spawn a mk2

I can spawn buzzard if I forgot to put sparrow in storage or it got destroyed, BST, and many more

[lethal birch]

I use bst whenever the toxic tryhards use it

[broken flax]

Can also get you vehicle out of impound by calling mechanic as ceo or if you’re not registered as anything

[lethal birch]

Flame rounds in case

[broken flax]

I tried today as MC partner and I couldn’t

And I don’t think mc President can use assistant either iirc

Another reason to not use mc

And the bills are fucking high too forgot to mention that

[lethal birch]

Yeah. Everyone used MC for Oppressors

[broken flax]

30k per 48 mins nty

[lethal birch]

I only have the clubhouse lol. I didn't want to buy the businesses

[broken flax]

Would rather call my mechanic once for OG oppressor or just use TB to spawn it

[broken flax]

All businesses up are 30k per 48 mins and not that I can’t pay it, I’d rather not pay it tbh

I sometimes register as mc RQ then I dip before all the bills come in

[lethal birch]

Gta is basically a 2nd job now

[broken flax]

Ikr

[lethal birch]

Its stupid

[broken flax]

8 hours, 240k lost

From all 5 mc

[lethal birch]

Bills always come in no matter what in gta online

[broken flax]

And staying registered

Yes ik, but not being mc eliminates that pricy Bill

I only have to pay 9.4k for bunker

And everything else

[lethal birch]

I'd rather pay bills irl more than in gta

[broken flax]

I have like 4.4k for properties every 48

[lethal birch]

Rockstar doesn't know that we have a life

[broken flax]

Damn

[lethal birch]

All i hear is from rockstar

[broken flax]

Istg yea

Yep

Did you know that you can buy a shark card painting in your penthouse to remind you of how much you’ve wasted on that property?!

[lethal birch]

Ngl their support team is garbage

All they want is

[broken flax]

Ik

[lethal birch]

They see why we have a fk ton of hackers,booters and modders

[broken flax]

That’s all they gaf about

I wish they’d ditch modders

[lethal birch]

Tbh. If they wanted sharkcards then they should've lowered the price

But ik how the little kids are

[broken flax]

I think sharkcards need to give us a shit ton more

It’s ridiculous how shitty they pay

8m and $100 for a fucking megladon?? I can make that money in less than 30 mins if my cph b2b’s don’t go wrong

[lethal birch]

Its 80-100 dollars for a 8 million dollar sharkcard

[broken flax]

That money these days isn’t shit

You can barely max out 1 property with it

[lethal birch]

Fr

[broken flax]

That’s how bad it is

The only thing you can get is budget NC+TB, Sub, or arcade

[lethal birch]

I have 5 mil still because i grinded cayo and act 2 lol

[broken flax]

Everything else is gonna drain that 8m

Why’d you grind act 2 when dch is better??

Dch pays far more than act 2

[lethal birch]

I do a 4 man in dch mostly.

With friends

Fk randoms

[broken flax]

Hmm I see

[broken flax]

Oh yea I feel ya

They’re just dumb for w.e reason

[lethal birch]

They always find a way to fk the setup or finale up

[broken flax]

I don’t get it at all why are they so dumb

It’s like they’re out here to waste your time

[lethal birch]

Heist FAILED: XxGoPxssivexX died.

[broken flax]

Like if you see the job and you’ve never done it or anything, let the other person know that you’re sorry if you fail a bunch don’t act like a bitch and seem like ur that ass or w.e

[lethal birch]

Its either the low lvls or the toxic tryhards that mess up the heist

[broken flax]

Mhm

[lethal birch]

Or even a modder

[broken flax]

That’s what I told my friend for ddh shit

Cuz I’m high ass lvl and I still died a lot

The set-ups really aren’t that easy I had to figure out a good strat for each one cuz it was just the 2 of us

[lethal birch]

Doomsday heists i can do it. But doing the setups on hard is a big challenge

[broken flax]

Yea I learned that the hard way

[lethal birch]

I do the finale on hard lol

[broken flax]

I tried hard cuz it does ultimately pay out more, but honestly not worth it on some missions

[broken flax]

Oh god

[lethal birch]

Yeah setups on normal, finale on hard

[broken flax]

I failed act 3 so many times

Even on normal fuck

It’s so hard

[lethal birch]

I can do it lol. It depends on ur teammates

[broken flax]

But we finally passed it after idk 3-5 hrs

[lethal birch]

Yeah ik its hard

[broken flax]

Duo btw

Not 3 or 4 players

[lethal birch]

I did a 2 man as well

Both of us lvl 100+

[broken flax]

2 man is hard

[lethal birch]

Im used to it

[broken flax]

I was over lvl 400 and my friend was like 80+ at the time

[lethal birch]

Its more about not rushing and more communication

[broken flax]

Mhm

Well

All I did was let my friend hack since he’s better at that than me, and I took care of guarding him HEAVILY

[lethal birch]

Act 2 setups are hard tho. But the finale isnt

[broken flax]

I mean it was crazy killing them

So many infinite enemy’s

[lethal birch]

Lmao i had to be the one doing the act 3 hacking

My lvl 115 friend was covering me

[broken flax]

I tried and the hacking was cancer

Just annoying

Just like dch dot hacking

[lethal birch]

Yeah dch dot hacking is worse

I can do the act 3 hacks

But its gonna take me a while

[broken flax]

I also guarded my friend because I’m smarter with my combat skills and I have like max hp regen, all body armors, etc

So I basically was unstoppable against the infinite AI

I just guarded him as much as I could until he got off the thing

[lethal birch]

Lol my friend couldn't even guard me

[broken flax]

Damn

[lethal birch]

But he did after a few tries

[broken flax]

On some of the hacking places the cover is shit and the AI rush you and if you’re not careful, you’re dead

I immediately whipped out assault shotgun when they rolled up

Spammed their asses down

[lethal birch]

I use the assault shotgun and the combat mg mk2

[broken flax]

SAMMEEE

That’s all I used

I told my friend to just follow me and I’d auto shotgun them

When we get from bottom up to first hack

He kept taking different path so annoying then he finally listened to me and it worked well

[lethal birch]

Rpg and heavy sniper mk2 in case

Minigun too

[broken flax]

I only used combat mk2 and assault for all stuff in ddh

Oh yea I used RPG’s to kill the annoying ass juggernauts my god that part was honestly worse than the server room itself

Minigun helped there too

[lethal birch]

Yeah ik

[broken flax]

I think it’s funny

How agent 14 only gives us 50k for the barrage

Like he sold it on BM for over 1m bet

Knowing him

[lethal birch]

Smh

But its the opposite for the khanjali

[broken flax]

Like that’s ass for act 3

[lethal birch]

Smh fr

[broken flax]

1.07m after 5 hours

Fucking poggers

That’s called the grind right there

I honestly nearly gave up on it and surprisingly my friend didn’t

Even tho he’s only rank 80 at time

I also somehow made it to the other server without losing any health @lethal birch

[lethal birch]

Lmao i did act 3 as a lvl 60

Was ur friend a ceo?

[wooden garnet]

I did Act III as a level 160

[broken flax]

Uhh I think that was his heist I believe or mine

Yea he was ceo

[lethal birch]

Yeah u heal from him

[broken flax]

I made a lot of money off just being a ceo

[lethal birch]

No need for snacks

But bring some for back up

[broken flax]

Well we were running together like it was the end of our life’s to that server trust me

[lethal birch]

If you are near ur ceo u heal from him

[broken flax]

I was running for dear life

😂

[lethal birch]

I just told my friend just to take whatever side

[broken flax]

Yea I see

Well behind there is by far best cover

That’s how GTA series did his duo

Pro fucking somehow used the barrage and got 26 mins

I just used khanjali I didn’t care lmao

No way I wanna deal with 4 juggernauts in a barrage

[lethal birch]

Yeah they're built different

[broken flax]

He’s godly at gta no joke

Idk how you can get that good honestly

I’m really good already yet he’s somehow that much better like it’s

[wooden garnet]

Barrage is easy enough to use. And it's logically faster than the tank.

[broken flax]

Idk how you deal with the 4 juggernauts tbh I just didn’t wanna bother with it cuz we restarted a shit ton no point in dealing with that every time

Cuz we struggled to figure out this one part for some reason then we finally figured it out

Then when I did my heist, it only took 30 mins and like 3 attempts it was fat poggers

[lethal birch]

https://medal.tv/clips/47848105/d1337nhExadp he watched his cargo disappear :(

[wooden garnet]

reeee you destroy cargo you griefer scum go die in your parent's basement i hope you die in a bushfire and get revived in a steaming pot of oil reeee

[lethal birch]

😭

https://medal.tv/clips/47848474/d1337g9k0fYt

no comment

[sinful canyon]

For a moment i thought you gained a billion GTA$. Then i saw that you missed a 0 for that

[wooden garnet]

lzzzzzzzz

[lethal birch]

griefer dont crash your jet while destroying cargo challenge minute 3 https://medal.tv/clips/47848778/d1337NtBQPE9

F for this guy

[proper grove]

People just don't know how to get off it without pushing it

[hazy hull]

SOMEONE GIVE ME AN F

CASH ONLY

[verbal kettle]

[hazy hull]

; - ;

[proper grove]

L

[hazy hull]

:(

[foggy flax]

ok

[formal glen]

RIP

[static flare]

Wow you really tried

[steep matrix]

https://youtu.be/n6urD7bKBdY

[shut sentinel]

Dumb cargo griefer, that takes hours to make and you destroyed it for a measly 2000 dollars

[lethal birch]

I changed my name so it matches what i like to do

[broken flax]

Lmao

My friend just bought an alkonost

[lethal birch]

I just killed a mk2 with a alkonost

He shot me and i saved myself from it with flares and then i went up and came down to him and i smacked him so hard his mk2 blew up and I survived

[lethal birch]

I replaced Franklin with Luis

Lmao

Whoops

I forgot about that

[ripe musk]

does anyone know the name of an outfit that is light blue with a golden chain and that its hard to get?

[lethal birch]

...the epsilon outfit?

[ripe musk]

yes how do i get it

[lethal birch]

Ur a alkonosy greifer

Alkonost*

Lmao

Yessir

[lethal birch]

Thought ur against greifers

Ni

No

I grief the griefers

Or was that tryhards

With a alkonost

Just crash landed after a successful alkonost griefing mission

Help it turned against me

[idle maple]

When your bomber jet turns into a steamroller

[lethal birch]

Lmao u grabbed gold

[tough pasture]

me and the boys

[lethal birch]

Im fighting 3 mk2 spammers and they say im bad for using my alkonost when they have mk2s

I never thought someone this stupid could exist

[proud surge]

CAN SOMEBODY PLS HELP ME MAKE A 4 MILLION DOING MISSIONS PLS IM BEGGING U

[tardy stone]

@proud surge Use the appropriate Looking for Group (LFG) channel to find people to play with:
Apartment: #archive-ps｜apartment-heist-lfg
Casino: #ps4｜casino-lfg
Cayo Perico: #ps4｜cayo-perico-lfg
Doomsday: #archive-ps｜doomsday-lfg
Everything else: #ps4｜other-lfg
Requested by: @brave quiver

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[lethal birch]

Mk2 spammers are mad they got destroyed by a alkonost

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[lethal birch]

I had a friend on ground go off radar and kill them with their mk2s and on foot they got bodied by my alkonost and they got their mk2s again and im hiding in the sky off radar so they texted me that

Does anyone have the mk2 griefer IQ chart

Yeah

You got people like me on the top

How so

I had a shit ton of godlike clips on xbox

Though I had out grown the MK2

B11 is way more fun to use

[storm laurel]

I like using the toreador and starling

getting aerial missile shot kills with the toreador as if it was a scramjet is so satisfying

[lethal birch]

Alkonost

Is the best

[devout imp]

Im gorilla da spinnaker

[lethal birch]

There is only so much you can do with the MK2

[proper grove]

dang bro nice meme

[lethal birch]

Why is the last prep for my heist literally impossible

If its not some idiot in a mk2 destroying it its some idiot in a jet

Ive been doing the same prep for more than a hour and someone keeps ruining it

[static flare]

Damn

That crazy

nat types

[lethal birch]

They patched that

[broken flax]

Damn that’s nice

[broken flax]

Do it in inv only

[lethal birch]

This game is actually stupid

1. What made me ragdoll
2. How did that make me loose 4k

[proper grove]

LOL

[lethal birch]

Day 47437 of swimming to escape cayo perico

My controller is gonna need a new A button after this

[dry sage]

[lethal birch]

This game does anything to make you loose money

HOW AM I DROWNING WHEN I HAVE MY REBREATHER ON

I lost 200k cause i had to restart

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[lethal birch]

I think thats the worst take i have ever got since the first time i ever did the heist

[lethal birch]

A mk2 off radar just killed me in my ultralight

How bad do you have to be to kill a ultralight in a mk2 off radar

yeah yeah we all heard about the ultralight

but

What about the ULTRAHEAVY

[lethal birch]

Armored ultralight with full off radar and explosive cannons

[lethal birch]

it cant fly

So its a boat

[burnt fog]

when they ask u how you are doing and u say you are fine but u really arent

[granite vine]

do crew logos count as gta media?

[burnt fog]

oh shit it actually blew up by just shooting the atomizer

[granite vine]

yeah that atomizer is strong compared to being far away

[heady cairn]

I can @granite vine

[granite vine]

your a higher level :I

[heady cairn]

yes I know that :/

[granite vine]

exactly

[heady cairn]

btw ^^^

shit

que we'll be right back meme

high brain moment

[upbeat nova]

Anyone wanna play gta with me?

[tardy stone]

@upbeat nova Use the appropriate Looking for Group (LFG) channel to find people to play with:
Apartment: #archive-xb｜apartment-heist-lfg
Casino: #xb1｜casino-lfg
Cayo Perico: #xb1｜cayo-perico-lfg
Doomsday: #archive-xb｜doomsday-lfg
Everything else: #xb1｜other-lfg
Requested by: @brave quiver

[wide hemlock]

Why can't I post media in here?

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[wide hemlock]

Kcs.. Level five..

[low carbon]

WELP

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[mental jay]

we been driving gocard in tunnel lol

cant post video lol

[maiden crag]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMey6Vby1/

[compact meteor]

at some point, its bc ur too "deep" in the water

[wooden garnet]

lzzzzz?

lzzzzz*!*

[dusky timber]

mf really dove into the mariana trench

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVmtmMOXkPA

[broken flax]

Act 3 Payout is shit

[wooden garnet]

Did you really swim to the entire south of the island?

[spare stratus]

You get almost 4M for criminal mastermind

[wooden garnet]

smh Oleg, because of you no one will watch my vidyo now

[broken flax]

Weird asf

[broken flax]

Still ass compared to dch or cph

Bogdan pays more than fucking act 3 ffs and it’s a piece of cake @spare stratus

It’s literally the easiest to set up and run

[wooden garnet]

sigh

[spare stratus]

And to complete with the Paleto Bay Facility

[broken flax]

Goddam fucking 11:58 Jesus

It took me hours to complete on first try with duo, then finally did it in like 30 mins, 3 fails

Felt like best shit ever in gta only failing 3 times at act 3

[spare stratus]

Bro i need to stop paying 200$ for getting cops off me

[broken flax]

I’ve paid a lot to lester since I couldn’t be arsed to do ddh shit until recently

Well worth my money tho idc

[wooden garnet]

I wish when you did Act III finale, they removed the transaction for the removal of cops entirely

[broken flax]

Dirt cheap too

[wooden garnet]

But nope, you still gotta wait that extra 1-2s to pay exactly $0

[broken flax]

Wdym it’s free

[wooden garnet]

Then what's the point

You don't have "transaction pending" on consoles

That's what enables PC players to do solo b2b

[spare stratus]

Pavel should get the cops off you for free

[wooden garnet]

And adds 1-2s for everything you buy

[broken flax]

Yea I see

[wooden garnet]

So if I needed to get snacks from the CEO office

[broken flax]

Oh cuz it has that annoying transaction shit

Or sub/arcade

[wooden garnet]

It'll take me about 2min to stack up

Submarine and Arcade have no transaction, thank fk

[broken flax]

Takes me seconds

[maiden crag]

How do I get the globe icon in my name for my lvl?

[wooden garnet]

Same

[broken flax]

Damn that’s interesting

[wooden garnet]

In arcade and submarine

[broken flax]

How about facility @wooden garnet

[wooden garnet]

Facility has transaction too

[broken flax]

So only places would be arcade and sub which is where we all get our snacks for the most part

I get mine from sub usually or arcade

[wooden garnet]

Yep

[dusky timber]

facility and ofis snacks are still slow on pc

[wooden garnet]

idot rockstar

can't even add existent changes to old content

[broken flax]

Nobody goes to office and facility rarely for me

[wooden garnet]

😔

[spare stratus]

Let's be honest we only have a ceo building just to buy warehouses or do vechile cargo missions

[broken flax]

I never ever go to my office unless I’m feeling dirt lazy to go to arcade or sub

[wooden garnet]

idot because of you no one will watch my vidyo now

[broken flax]

Lmfao

[wooden garnet]

You had to comment on the vidyo at the exact same time I upload didn't you

Now there's 100 lines of conversation about snacks and shit between us and my epic not repost vidyo

[broken flax]

I accidentally found out the other day that on the mk1 going vertically down allows for the quickest turning times in the air, but you have to be up high for it to be super effective

Super easy

[wooden garnet]

Just barrel roll in midair if you wanna turn

ez

[broken flax]

[wooden garnet]

oke I go play GTA SA now

[broken flax]

Aight

[silver patio]

12 gtadollars and 4.2 RP

[sinful canyon]

The f*ck is happening with my minimap

[woeful knot]

@late hedge

Old photo

Currently on 16m chips

[sinful canyon]

Now i want that dealer

[late hedge]

i get like 16m every 3+ days

[woeful knot]

I get 16m in under 5-6h

[late hedge]

probably because i play like an hour a day

[woeful knot]

As do i

[late hedge]

[woeful knot]

[sinful canyon]

someone needs to teach me how to play that even XD

[late hedge]

so that 5-6 days

[woeful knot]

I card count in blackjack

[late hedge]

k lol

[woeful knot]

Easy money

[late hedge]

three card is more skill

[woeful knot]

No

Pure luck

Blackjack is maths. Three card is luck

[late hedge]

u win max 100k on bj and 250k on three card poker

[woeful knot]

Wrong

400k max

[late hedge]

three card is skill if you know the cards value

[woeful knot]

.

[late hedge]

i get easy 150k a minute

[woeful knot]

I get 400k in 20s

[late hedge]

thats double anyway

i could do that in three card and get ez 500k

[woeful knot]

And? I could play 3 hands and get 1.2m

[late hedge]

1.5m 😎

[wary temple]

pure luck

[woeful knot]

^

[wary temple]

Blackjack is literal math

[late hedge]

just get ace and flushes

[wary temple]

bruh

[woeful knot]

Poker is luck, nothing else

[late hedge]

you could have 12 and get 10

[woeful knot]

Thats why you don't hit above hard 11

[late hedge]

anyway, lets stop this we came to the conclusion that three card poker is better

[wary temple]

no

[woeful knot]

^

It's like the worst game to play