gta-media

[maiden widget]

is that 10k?

[snow yoke]

Thats 1k

1k with fragile strength

[maiden widget]

im dumb lol

looked like 10k to me lol

[spark cedar]

so close to 10 mil

https://i.imgur.com/DWqySpj.png

[jagged peak]

haha weak

[proper grove]

drip gang uwu

[severe garnet]

What in the fuck https://youtu.be/AyBJUOScq34

[proper grove]

they made a car after u @severe garnet

[severe garnet]

Wow

[proper grove]

where do i get this car i want it

[dusky timber]

reach level either 25, 50 or 75 in arena war

[proper grove]

pegasus

[severe garnet]

Pepegasus

[proper grove]

pega

[lethal birch]

That is incredible

Did he get 100k for beating his previous record or the fastest time?

[proper grove]

You only get the 100k once per week

[finite light]

So I decided to try making a video again. This time with some external editing tools. Imma post it in bits since I don't have Nitro. (1/5)

[proper grove]

Vice City had an over look like that, people purposely got a minimum slow time and kept besting it by 1 second everytime and kept getting more and more money, I'd imagine that's why they didn't make it like that for this lol

[lethal birch]

So if you complete the trial any time under the limit you get 100k?

Once a week

[proper grove]

Yeah

[lethal birch]

Nice

[proper grove]

Then you just get 2k or something everytime for the rest of the week

[lethal birch]

Thanks

[lethal birch]

True

[proper grove]

Just to let u know that doesn't mean u can't do the trial again if it comes another week, but yea the big reward is x1 a week

[finite light]

(2/5)

[lethal birch]

Perfect, thanks

[finite light]

(3/5)

(4/5)

(5/5)

[jade sky]

Pethetic

[jagged gale]

DAMNNNNNN

[dark basin]

https://youtu.be/ORf85BFkXxI

[jagged peak]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAyzVo-A6e4 @tardy fossil

guy doing it in a starling with great accuracy. starling is probably one of the hardest to aim too. lazer is much easier

[tardy fossil]

Ngl that was clean but the mk2 guy was just sitting in the air not moving lol

[jagged peak]

almost every mk2 user was moving

clips are short

a mk2 can do basically nothing to a good jet user. even going upside down cant save you. if you climb you'll just reach max height your engine turns off then they get a free shot on you while ur engine is turned off for like 15 seconds

[dusky timber]

lift waffle

[jagged peak]

is that not allowed?

just asking

coz its releated to nazi germany

[proper grove]

FIB

[jagged peak]

how

[proper grove]

H O W

telescope basically

[lethal birch]

Dorito gave birth to a hydra

[wooden garnet]

Why is your fren's icon a jet even after he got out of it?

[bleak fiber]

Wip khanjali (no shading)

[edgy smelt]

Don't buy this kids, it's bad and you can't customize it

[bleak fiber]

It looks rad

[edgy smelt]

hot rad

[thick ridge]

What should i get a opressor or ruiner 2000

[thick ridge]

OH YEA I think i saw you on reddit

[bleak fiber]

Art or that crazy frog opressor

[runic meteor]

lag hard gang

[bleak fiber]

Human khanjali

[proper grove]

i hate it

but it's good 🙂

[lethal birch]

took us an hour to do..

[thick ridge]

Art

[bleak fiber]

Ok cool

[lethal birch]

5v1 and they couldnt kill me

That guy in a b11 is fish water

[thick ridge]

The khanjali and rhino art

[bleak fiber]

Nice

I'm proud of that piece

[gloomy plover]

[bleak fiber]

[wooden verge]

bruh, i tryed to do somthign epic and i died

[proper grove]

repost moment

[wooden verge]

?

[proper grove]

bro u posted this 12 hours ago

like on the dot

[wooden verge]

lol

[bleak fiber]

@proper grove

Your all negativity, you never raise the spirits or improve the conversation

[proper grove]

thanks i wont change

not here to impress you

[wooden verge]

#repost

[finite light]

[primal egret]

[proper grove]

POG

[finite light]

Might be posted in #gta-news . Submitted it to Modmail.

[proper grove]

Hope they don't wait for summer update to do it

I never read the original thing, is the loading thing just about the initial start up or will it improve overall loading

[primal egret]

They will give us those changes for next christmas xD

As present

[proper grove]

I just hope they aren't bullshitting lol

[primal egret]

I would like link to og article

@finite light

[lethal birch]

I hate the way this game works

I was about to bomb a avenger camper in my starling and it says my party started a session just as i was holding A to bomb him and it took me to some random mission

[lime night]

I hope they give him some kind of compensation

[coarse wadi]

https://twitter.com/GTASeries/status/1371545501624066056?s=19

GTA Series Videos (@GTASeries)

Rockstar Games confirms that the fan-made fix to improve GTA Online's loading times by up to 70%, discovered by Github user tostercx, will become official in a future update.

SOURCE: https://t.co/x3R9knnale

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Twitter · Mar 15, 2021, 7:35 PM

[lime night]

Copycat

[coarse wadi]

someone already posted it before me aaa

sorry I will remove it if u want

do you want me to remove it

[lime night]

Idc lol

[unreal aspen]

they posted it!

[wooden garnet]

Woo

[urban stone]

Uwu

[sleek hazel]

well that dude getting some money probably a job opportunity

[primal egret]

Probably not knowing R*

[tawdry zenith]

Lol 😆I thought you gonna stay alive

[sleek hazel]

how many time have you posted that now

[wooden verge]

4

[sinful canyon]

I like how you give a specific number

[jagged peak]

i'd be fine if it was something worth showing

[tardy fossil]

So we got a problem boys

[runic meteor]

Pick it up

[tardy fossil]

I tried with my cargo bob

[sonic cave]

https://www.pcgamer.com/rockstar-thanks-gta-online-player-who-fixed-poor-load-times-official-update-coming/

"Rockstar thanks GTA Online Player who fixed poor load times..."
Lemme guess, by giving him a lifetime ban for hacking the game
"...Official update coming."
...oh.

[lethal birch]

I'm curious if this will be implemented on console

[runic meteor]

The fact that you guess think they actually going to do something about this

[tardy fossil]

We figured it out apparently if u blow it up the equipment drops out

[runic meteor]

Exactly what I was about to tell you hahaha

[primal sedge]

Me when I read the article title in my chrome feed:

But, in all seriousness, this is totally unlike them, but It's a welcome start.

I hope this will lead to future increased receptiveness towards the community

But... What if they make this part of expanded and enhanced? It would be the ultimate r* move, but I wouldn't be surprised.

[surreal spear]

Anyone up to help film a GTA V car movie? Looking for body actors and voice actors. Pm me for info

[lethal birch]

This guy killed me in his mk2 i got him off his mk2 and he left

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[lethal birch]

I hate it when im having a good dogfight and some idiot in a mk2 comes and ruins it

[green anchor]

I just had the rampage ability for the first time, it scared the shit outa me

[sly maple]

Pog

[rancid hull]

What

[lethal birch]

Shit setup

[winter goblet]

Yes

[lethal birch]

It’s a piece of shit

I have antec gaming pc with Ryzen and rtx 1060 with gaming chair and desk

[winter goblet]

Pog

[lethal birch]

Depends on how round ur butt is

[winter goblet]

What the fuck 😃😃😃

[lethal birch]

You should've screenshotted the score to make him more emo lol. Srry for the late reply

[proper grove]

s i t

[dusky timber]

man really putting his hands on the ground right next to a dumpster

[sinful canyon]

Yeah, i would like to register as CEO...
R*: NO

[lethal birch]

Someone with a menu can disable it

[sinful canyon]

sometimes it just lags behind and doesn't show up as well. At least with me

[proper grove]

ye same

[kindred oracle]

i missed the podium vehicle

[dry bronze]

rp is the worst thing to get

[daring kettle]

Not for me, I find the clothing worse

[dry bronze]

oh yea and discount

clothing you can use cant with rp

[mystic rune]

This is great and all, but that means that there was a fucking solution the entire time and it was found by some random person and not by a multi-billion company...

[sinful canyon]

yup

[frigid anchor]

Minimum coding experience must be pretty low to work there 🤣

[proper grove]

The worst thing to get is chips or money 😩

It's such a small amount I'd rather rank up some more

[dry bronze]

no bs you can money

but the small rp you get is wouthless

[proper grove]

The RP is quite significant

[dusky timber]

it works so why bother (c) every successful operation ever

[proper grove]

at least they're doing something about it, I wouldn't have been surprised if they ignored the whole topic

[obsidian acorn]

hmm

[glad osprey]

Bois, it is the loading times

[sinful canyon]

wait how do you convert the clip files to video files

[proper grove]

interesting

[meager path]

https://twitter.com/TezFunz2/status/1371777564268769282

Tez2 (@TezFunz2)

New #GTAOnline patch is out
~1 GB on Xbox, ~700 MB on PlayStation and ~400 MB on PC
No patch notes yet, reports that the loading times fix for PC has been implemented.

Twitter · Mar 16, 2021, 10:57 AM

[proper grove]

ohhhh

POG?

[fierce fulcrum]

Already?

Thank you R*

[thin matrix]

Italiani?

[rocky thicket]

https://twitter.com/GTASeries/status/1371792213999562754

GTA Series Videos (@GTASeries)

#GTAOnline's loading times on PC have now been improved with a new patch! Starting from the intro screens, it's now possible to access online in 1 minute and 56 seconds. Starting from the single player mode, it only takes 36 seconds. https://t.co/siffX5AdNt

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Twitter · Mar 16, 2021, 11:55 AM

[unreal aspen]

why are the update sizes always biggest on xbox

[woeful knot]

[proper grove]

cuz garbage system that can't handle it 🥴

[unreal aspen]

😳

[proper grove]

s m o o t h

[unreal aspen]

@proper grove imagine you ran a little too far

😳

[proper grove]

not me cuz im smooth.

[lethal birch]

holy shit we zoomin

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[unreal aspen]

how you gonna put the ardent in d class

its amazing

[sly maple]

IMPOSSIBLE

[severe garnet]

Starling and B-11 in B...

[proper grove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/747231596368887827/821392034899427348/Replay_2021-03-16_09-39-07_Trim.mp4

LOOOOOOL

[heady cairn]

People suck

[idle maple]

That guy looked so clueless

[heady cairn]

I can disagree with this guy for hours

Yeah they did

[heady cairn]

But i wont

[idle maple]

Probably what I would look like if I tried dogfighting

[heady cairn]

Yeah lol

Are there any dogfights here?

Like seriously

99% of freemode fighters suck

[idle maple]

I saw a barcode killing the server in a starling before

[heady cairn]

Ooh

[idle maple]

I downed him with a fucking buzzard LMAO

[heady cairn]

Bruh what

I mean

[idle maple]

I couldnt clip it, but he tried to suicide after I hit him and it gave me the kill

[heady cairn]

If u practice a lot on the starling

It can be deadly

Wow nice lol

[idle maple]

Afterwards he said "not your kill cheater" and left

[heady cairn]

How lol

Yeah he def sucks

[idle maple]

He thought i was in a savage

[heady cairn]

Lol

I like killing griefers

[idle maple]

yeah its fun

[heady cairn]

Yeah

[idle maple]

As soon as I get them out of vehicles, they suck ass at sniping

And eventually im called either a bst user or a exploiter

[heady cairn]

Bruh

[autumn talon]

Someone sent me this

I hope this is a cap

Did they actually not know how to fix it?

I was praying that for some reason it was just something they couldn't fic

[hallow depot]

me a stone

[autumn talon]

But your telling me I've spent literally days worth of time in the clouds

Just because they were incompetent?

[unreal aspen]

exactly @autumn talon

[idle maple]

Rockstar fr said begone thot to the cloud screen with this update

[proper grove]

bro

now someone make an anti-mod/cheat and tell rockstar how to do it

[steel basin]

nearest my ass

[proper grove]

[coarse wadi]

https://twitter.com/GTASeries/status/1371792213999562754?s=19

GTA Series Videos (@GTASeries)

#GTAOnline's loading times on PC have now been improved with a new patch! Starting from the intro screens, it's now possible to access online in 1 minute and 56 seconds. Starting from the single player mode, it only takes 36 seconds. https://t.co/siffX5AdNt

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Twitter · Mar 16, 2021, 11:55 AM

prob been said before but it's out now

[proper grove]

honestly what happened to loading minigames 😩

much rather have those than clouds!

just throw in arcade games while u load!

[dusky timber]

who did this

[proper grove]

[dusky timber]

god bless

[unreal aspen]

theres a bridge there
so unless you have a flying car or something thats the route you have to take

[steel basin]

no i mean

it usually spawns closer

at the beach next to the houses

behind the ammonations

[brittle tundra]

My loading screen time then it crashed

[storm mica]

lmao

[unreal aspen]

sprint

[proper grove]

ur net sucks

aint no fixing that

[lethal birch]

What does the update today do

[storm mica]

improve loading time for pc

[lethal birch]

Pc only?

[storm mica]

mhm

it was found by some mad lad on reddit
not R* themselves

[proper grove]

yesn't

[lethal birch]

So I installed a update thats useless for me

[proper grove]

no

it's not pc only lol

[lethal birch]

Literally feels like nothing changed

[wooden garnet]

Imagine thinking patch was only for PC when the consoles literally got a 700 mb update

[storm mica]

1gb for xbox

[foggy drift]

Nothing changed... but now the dll gives me an error. =_=

[lethal birch]

1.7 for me

[wooden garnet]

One gig? Jeez that's some bad compression.

400 mbs for PC, yeah

I remember cayo perico was 8 gigs for PC

[storm mica]

well the dll files shouldn't take up much space so

[wooden garnet]

Consoles had less than half the size

[dusky timber]

bruh i was shooting into nothingness

and this mf had the codes too

[autumn talon]

@meager path how much was loading improved

https://youtu.be/0X-2iV0mrTM

What the actual fuck

Rockstar only gave this guy 10 grand????

THEY FIXED ONE OF THE BIGGEST ISSUES IN GTA ONLINE

AND THEY ONLY GAVE HIM 10 GRAND????

[lethal birch]

I would be happy with 10k ngl

But this update is broken af for xbox

[static flare]

Got a 1gb update and the shit crashed after like 9 minutes

First time gta has ever crashed for me

On my Xbox obv

[lethal birch]

Oh god it just crashed for me again

Im just tryna get on rn

[autumn talon]

10 grand is pocket change to Rockstar

[lethal birch]

Ik

[autumn talon]

It's almost disrespectful

T0ST fixes one of the biggest issues of the game

And they give him fuckin pocket change

10 grand is like 2 days of shark card sales

If even 2 days

[lethal birch]

My game keeps crashing

While loading

[unreal aspen]

im sure the guy was happy about getting 10k for just poking around in the game files though @autumn talon

[proper grove]

nice modified client time to get banned bro

[meager cliff]

nw

naw

its just a background

thats litterly it

[elder oracle]

What the hell is this

[proper grove]

clouds

[lethal birch]

Minecraft + gta = that

[lethal birch]

F

All my lobbies are dead

Probably cause people cant get on

[elder oracle]

I can't even open the game through the shortcut

NVM now I can

[solid viper]

Can anyone help me get mods

[frigid anchor]

🐣

[golden harness]

We neither condone nor punish the use of online mods or glitches, unless it's impacting our users in a negative way.
That being said, detailed discussions on how to do or find glitches and online mods are not allowed.
For more information, see Section 8 & 9 of the Rules of Conduct: https://discordapp.com/terms
Requested by: @robust verge

[sly maple]

its so fun griefing griefers

and that rank 63 decided to orb me lmao

[proper grove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/747231596368887827/821458952616935504/Replay_2021-03-16_14-04-43_Trim.mp4

epicc

[solar summit]

[rancid hinge]

: (

[proper grove]

L

[rancid hinge]

at least I can make slight turns and slightly accelerate my car

[lethal birch]

F

[proper grove]

what lol

man got defensive fast af

[small spear]

? U died

[wooden verge]

unlucky or no

watch it all

[runic meteor]

[idle maple]

Ive seen this reposted like 3 times now

[wooden verge]

5

@lethal birch

[idle maple]

hes done the impossible

These cops are big brain lol

[wooden verge]

0-0

[idle maple]

for some reason my geforce just decided to stop clipping the audios aswell

[meager cliff]

no cap

[sleek hazel]

you posted this in media boone responded then you post it here boone responded

[meager cliff]

who

oh heyah

[lavish fiber]

Rockstar need to do some fixes

I'm floating*

[light pike]

Messed up hitbox

[proper grove]

game ruined

[merry orchid]

😔😔

[lavish fiber]

Not cursed at all

[proper grove]

the lighthouse bro

it's cursed

[cedar jetty]

ahhh yes

we need a 2021 one now

[iron tartan]

how do i get image perms

for this channel

[cedar jetty]

get level 5

[iron tartan]

oh

[golden harness]

Shitposting is only allowed in #memes-and-shitposting.
Shitposting is a failure to make a constructive post, posting memes, trolling, or other forms of degrading the chat quality.
This is up to the moderator's discretion. https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Shit Posting
Requested by: @cedar jetty

[proper grove]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BABY

[primal egret]

Wow

[warm stirrup]

interesting bug game feature

[gleaming reef]

https://tenor.com/view/cr1tikal-penguinz0-meme-woo-yeah-baby-gif-19316511

[proper grove]

lol

[radiant patrol]

Wow

[lethal ermine]

Is this a pc joke I'm too poor to understand

[gleaming reef]

ignore the australian internet speeds

[radiant patrol]

Have fun ya bastard

[pure oar]

how can i get permission to post clips here?

[gleaming reef]

it's the new gta online loading speed update

[gleaming reef]

cries in 8mbps

top speed for me is like 25mbps

bc its morning its really slow

[radiant patrol]

In mornings

Our wifi goes really fast

[gleaming reef]

heh

[radiant patrol]

Like top was 100mbp

[proper grove]

bro 3.7 is my normal peak, I got to like 7 today but steam servers were being inconsistent

I feel the pain brother

[gleaming reef]

[radiant patrol]

Epic games servers be like

[proper grove]

[gleaming reef]

my internet was actually this but I realised epic games was updating fortnite
gtfo fartnut

[radiant patrol]

If a fortnite update comes out

Forget updating gta

[slim depot]

among us

sus

i hate my life

[gleaming reef]

it's an auto update I don't even play it anymore lmao

[proper grove]

lmfao

[gleaming reef]

downloading new nvidia drivers brb

[radiant patrol]

I play gta more often now

[gleaming reef]

same

[radiant patrol]

Didnt know how good the game is

And the cayo perico setups are shorts

[gleaming reef]

yesterday I took down a b11 with a homing launcher

1 shot

[radiant patrol]

I always gi

Go

Kosatka

Then umm

[gleaming reef]

https://tenor.com/view/barotrauma-kosatka-submarine-game-ladder-gif-20069761

dunno why this comes up for "to the kosatka"

[radiant patrol]

Kosatka for sneaking in

Kosatka for sneaking out

[gleaming reef]

https://tenor.com/view/ode-to-the-code-pupyta-light-brown-code-brown-brown-gif-20389724

[radiant patrol]

Sewage pipe for entrance

[gleaming reef]

personally I like the longfin more because you don't have to shoot your way through

[radiant patrol]

Those 3 mandatory missions

[gleaming reef]

to get it

[radiant patrol]

And then the ap pistol with supressors

Dont need to do the armor

Thingy

[gleaming reef]

mostly I do longfin 3 manatory military + sticky/ap pistol

[radiant patrol]

I just let the juggernaut pass

[gleaming reef]

if theres supply truck at airstrip I go there in the longfin

[radiant patrol]

I always travel with kosatka

[gleaming reef]

maybe we should be saying this in #new-dlc-discussion lol

[lethal birch]

This update is more broken than my parents marriage

[sinful canyon]

But what about the juggernaught? The one with the minigun

Oh wait i am blind

[primal egret]

You can one shot him if its headshot

Jugger is not a problem

[sinful canyon]

Not with full armor, can you?

[primal egret]

Yes

Never done armor prep

And always headshot him

At start

[sinful canyon]

I did not know that. Though when you do the armor prep he looks really funny with nothing but a plastic helmet and some black FIB clothes

[primal egret]

XD

Maybe

But it wont affect headshots

Armor prep is usseles bc they will never wear a helmet either, guns may be useful for aggro, buzzards also for aggro possibly

[sinful canyon]

Wow. So in fact i can just drop the disruptions and go in and out without being spotted once

[stoic rune]

bruh

[primal egret]

Yes

Do only approach vehicle 3 of 4 equipment (all except demolition charges) and weapons and you done

[main portal]

When u just want to drive around in gta online

[unreal aspen]

los santos moment

[last crypt]

npc moment

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[last crypt]

human skin?

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[last crypt]

those are not the real colors, those are just to separate different parts

also made the transformation already, gonna be lit

[meager cliff]

https://prnt.sc/10no59s

[barren geyser]

gta media is for gta stuff

[meager cliff]

yeah i was buying that for gta

[storm mica]

Wtf even is that

Xbox with ps3 looking controllers

[lethal birch]

Xdd

[lethal birch]

My mosquito is stuck

[storm mica]

how the hell

[solar summit]

media before the constant crashes?

[runic meteor]

try bubble gunning it

[meager cliff]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/719956163227025429/806598824964915220/unknown.png?width=458&height=285

[earnest thunder]

Can anyone help identify this jacket, shirt, and mask?

[buoyant glen]

yes

[lethal birch]

thats an event mask i think

check designer tshirts

and about the jacket, idk but it looks ugly as hell (Might even be modded/glitched)

[earnest thunder]

How can I find similar jackets to that?

[runic meteor]

cue for you to go to bed

[radiant patrol]

Yeah

[lethal birch]

When you travel 13 years back in time

Does any1 has sum gta tryhard memes

[pulsar gulch]

res ur wifi

[sly maple]

never seen lamar say this to me b4

[proper grove]

gta4 looks nice when it actually has colors

[lethal birch]

I have NVE on

And it does look good with NVE stacked on

[radiant patrol]

Load time

[proper grove]

even without graphic mod it looks much epicer

gta4 looks black and white sometimes

i hate it

i love you too

what

[proper grove]

rip gta4 deluxo !!

[lethal birch]

[proper grove]

I really wanna play in Liberty City but I didn't really like how GTA4 runs and the physics of everything just feel weird

[lethal birch]

High end

[proper grove]

the tall buildings and skyscrapers are so epic

yes it's the most realistic game, but it feels clunky

I don't mean the driving

the general gameplay, I'm not a fan of it

I like both car driving styles

dont care about these terms

[lethal birch]

I got used to GTA 4 driving when I replayed it

I missed weapon wheel

[proper grove]

Yeah that too

weapon wheel one of the greatest things made

what I mean though, the foot movement/ gunplay just feels really weird

doesn't help when I played the aiming was weird like there was some aim assist but itt was making my aim kinda lock in place

[lethal birch]

I turned off auto aim or any assistance

[proper grove]

I think I did as well but it was still really weird i didnt know how to fix it

one day ill finish it 😩

[burnt mural]

@smoky plover just took this picture thanks buddy

[proper grove]

absolute hero

[smoky plover]

lmao

[proper grove]

[burnt mural]

Cute asf

[frigid rampart]

I just left my opinion on Twitter

[proper grove]

[smoky plover]

doubt they'd even care tbh

[lethal birch]

tf is the nat glitch even

[proper grove]

so are you gonna never play this game again or mod like a whiny baby

make up your mind

[lethal birch]

??

[lethal birch]

??

[proper grove]

it's to make solo public sessions on xbox

[lethal birch]

ohhh

[proper grove]

I hope they fix it for every platform

[frigid rampart]

and I hope the game gets banned in the US

[primal egret]

xD

[proper grove]

it wont

[primal egret]

i randomly glitch into solo sessions in pc, i just play and then suddenly everyone leaves

[frigid rampart]

there new shitty stability fixes stop that from happening now

I wish I could sell my game

[primal egret]

give account to someone

[lethal birch]

Why does your character look like Q from Street Fighter 3rd strike

[dusky timber]

it's kinda funny that you said all of that considering you can't go online once you install mods so your entire rant was for nothing

man tries to screw rockstar over by buying the game on pc and giving rockstar money

or in the worst case, buying a stolen account for $2, in which case rockstar already got the money anyway

good job, you showed them

[wooden garnet]

And I thought it was a 400 mb update

lies

[storm anvil]

GTA is the best wallpaper creater

[wooden garnet]

I seriously doubt they patched the solo public exploit on PC

Let's see if quitter works

[proper grove]

launchers are different i think

steam is king

[wooden garnet]

BRUH

I accidentally crashed my own game

[wooden garnet]

sadge

The loading times do be very sweet though

40s invite only and just above a minute for public

Yeah, whoever said the solo public glitch is patched, that's some cap.

[proper grove]

CHEESE AND CRACKERS

[glad lance]

🤢

i hate them

[wooden garnet]

Cringiest couple in GTA

Best representative of the NPCs

[thorny breach]

exactly

[proper grove]

they're great

[proper grove]

everytime someone says something stopped working i just dont believe anymore

gta players are stupid af and spread lies like a fire

[severe garnet]

Door glitch got patched

[proper grove]

[wooden garnet]

Remember when people were shouting the missiles got nerfed when the LS Summer Special came out?

Yeah, me too.

[dusky timber]

what do you expect from people who heard someone call a scriptkiddie on xbox 360 a modder and 7.5 years later they are still rolling with it

[wooden garnet]

100% recommend that app Quitter though, for anyone who still grinds solo pub lobbies on pc

[severe garnet]

True

[wooden garnet]

Resource Monitor is quite some hassle

[severe garnet]

Also „double clutching”

[wooden garnet]

I'll admit though, Double Clutch sounds cooler than Mid Drive Speed Boost

[severe garnet]

I just refer to it as handbrake boost

[dusky timber]

double clutch
modder
yatch
micheal
gta 5 online
b2b
brake boost

[wooden garnet]

No one ever told me you have to keep holding gas when trying to brake boost 😢

[severe garnet]

Karuma

Hanger

[glad lance]

kerb boost

[wooden garnet]

"yatch" that hits hard

[dusky timber]

all that goes into the yatchmicheal category

[wooden garnet]

Can't forget baggy dan

[severe garnet]

Bagdan

[wooden garnet]

t0st simps in GTA Online chat

[sinful canyon]

the water is damn clear at Cayo

by the way anyone who knows what kind of pufferfish this is?

[primal egret]

its not poisoning you, one touch and you out of existence xd

[wooden garnet]

It's a sea antler

With two antennae heads

Instead of the typical one

[severe garnet]

Mfw it doesn’t even do anything when you touch it

[wooden garnet]

Add another to the list, I just saw one in the GTAO chat.

"Haist"

"Hesit"

[sinful canyon]

The big take

[wanton flame]

They said it was broken on Xbone

Which it still is apparently, whether intentionally or not

[lethal birch]

typically gtao wannabe looks

[violet imp]

Holy

I’m surprised his K/d isn’t 6

[lethal birch]

lmao that isnt even me

[violet imp]

Glichted outfit check

[lethal birch]

rebreather

[violet imp]

Joggers

https://tenor.com/view/tryhard-gif-19735877

[lethal birch]

mf dont even have a boat

[violet imp]

Tryhards when they get 1 tapped

Tryhards when they get 1 uped

[lethal birch]

in his mindtime to orb spam!!

[violet imp]

Oh god

Paying 700 k for a fucking

Kill

[lethal birch]

they pay once then they can unlimited orb spam you for free everytime

[violet imp]

Oh

[lethal birch]

until you "pussy" out and go passive to stop him

like bruh i wanna play the fucking game

[violet imp]

The community is so toxic

People get cyberbullied on this game I swear

[lethal birch]

i ask them how did they get that stuff huh? yeah you grinded for it,

[violet imp]

They hate grinders also

[lethal birch]

i fucking get frustrated over this shit

[violet imp]

I know

It’s so bad

Rockstar can’t do shit to stop it

Rockstar created them

[lethal birch]

imagine how they could survive mw2

[violet imp]

Lol

[lethal birch]

search lobbies

[violet imp]

Imagine gta 6 is set in the 80’s

And they can’t pull up there Ifruit 5

[lethal birch]

also r* : adds flying hover bike

[violet imp]

And message you

[violet imp]

Nah they will have a “MK1 prototype”

[lethal birch]

it will be a hot air balloon

[violet imp]

It will be fun when gta 6 online has just started

Like the OG gta online

People will do things together

[lethal birch]

they next fucking day after gta6 online releases

[violet imp]

Like explore and shi

[lethal birch]

modded accounts

[violet imp]

Yea

I want to go back when people would do air shows and chill with other players on the beach and shit

Race

[lethal birch]

then all these wannabe's have a cringe crew name

[dusky timber]

i'm pretty sure they won't allow any transfers in the next gta online

[violet imp]

Why would they?

It’s a different game I guess

Oh

[lethal birch]

they need people to buy ingame cash

[violet imp]

From ps4 to give

Five

No they won’t

I thought gta 5 to gta 6

[lethal birch]

gta v is going to pst

ps5

[violet imp]

Yea imagine buying it

[lethal birch]

new and enhanced lmao

they probably will make you

aint paying 30 dollars for a 7 year old game

[pale shore]

Leaks have said that it's going to be $70

[lethal birch]

heh , not gonna be paying 70$ for a 7 year old game

[violet imp]

You’ll have to start from the bottom again

100 dollars and a pistol

[lethal birch]

U a griefer???

[lethal birch]

no and LMAO ur name is making me die

Ye sorry I need a griefer friend

[lethal birch]

just a quick.question, why do you grief?

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[lethal birch]

I used to be a ps4 player and in the ps4 lobbies its filled with griefers

But my acc got banned

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[lethal birch]

I don’t mod

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

One message removed from a suspended account.

[lethal birch]

so you got banned for doing the office and apartment glitch?

My whole acc is modded but I don’t have mods

No I got banned from psn

Not from gta

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[lethal birch]

nice

That’s why

i get warned by playstation by reporting my own message

Nice u have big brain

all i said was "fuck"

Ye I did the same

I have a fully modded acc on ps4

I don’t have normal cars

Only modded

i cant keep a car for more than 1 day

And I had 1 rlly good online friend...

i had a really good friend group

And now I can’t speak to him

But do u still play ps4

yes

[wooden garnet]

If that is an actual wannabe tryhard, that kd is disappointing.

[lethal birch]

Who’s kd

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[wooden garnet]

I replied to a pic

You can see it if you click on the reply

[lethal birch]

Ow ye I did

My kd is fake but I did it legit till 156kd

[cyan sky]

I finished my 600 resupply missions the other day, so here is collage of 448 of them, I forgot to photograph 52 of them, 58 of them I did before taking photos, and the other however many I did before starting the challenge.

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[lethal birch]

Wut

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

One message removed from a suspended account.

[lethal birch]

Sorry

Pls forgive me

[cyan sky]

No

[lethal birch]

:c

Me sad now

[cyan sky]

The black screenshots are when I was too slow on the screenshot so it went into the black loading screen

[wooden garnet]

Some dedication

[cyan sky]

Trying to get the alien tattoo as one of the last things I can even do

In total it's been about 90 hours in the making

[lethal birch]

What alien tattoo

[cyan sky]

Without the tattoo yet, I could be an hour away, I could be another 90 hours unfortunately, the RNG on that tattoo is super low.

[lethal birch]

Show pic of the tattoo

[cyan sky]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JV1vDdpJvdA
@lethal birch I don't have it yet

[lethal birch]

Owww that one

Yes yes

I can’t get it easy

There is a mod menu u can do it with

But I won’t do it

Cuz I don’t want my acc banned

its a gunrunning mission you have to get right?

[fervent sleet]

Dedicated.

I just modded all my money in to mess about with cars but u my guy are something else 😂

[lethal birch]

Ur right

[cyan sky]

The alien tattoo is via RNG through MacBeth shots
The gunrunning resupply mission is for the Alien Egg and the trigger for you to be able to get it @lethal birch

[fervent sleet]

Before any1 bashes me i played 6 years legit on xbox

[lethal birch]

Ok

I play 4 years legit on ps4

And now I’m banned

[lethal birch]

you have to do like 250 resupply missions for the chance to get the mission for gunrunning , with mods you can automattically trigger it

[fervent sleet]

I played 6 years and then first 2 years best years of my life with my friends

[lethal birch]

gta pulled me through 2020

[cyan sky]

600 before you get the chance

[lethal birch]

Same

[fervent sleet]

Fr same

[lethal birch]

the professional if he did resupply missiond be like:

[fervent sleet]

I despise him

All he does is whine that people have different playstyles and dont grind 24/7

And how dare someone enjoy the pvp aspect of gta 5!

[lethal birch]

I enjoy the pvp

[cyan sky]

[lethal birch]

like i dont pvp in gta v or id say i usually dont pvp and never cared about my kd.

[fervent sleet]

Fr i play fivem pvp ( not shitty rp) and its so fun

[lethal birch]

I grief griefers

[fervent sleet]

I grief every1

Otherwise im racist

[lethal birch]

Alex

[lethal birch]

because there is so much things possible in fivem

Wanne grief together

[fervent sleet]

Gotta get that equality

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[fervent sleet]

Mb

Later maybe

Idk

[lethal birch]

than normal gtao

[fervent sleet]

Fr

[lethal birch]

Im not home rn

i only do businesses for the side money

When I get home imma play minecraft first (30 min) then the rest of the day gtao

[sinful canyon]

what was your goal with this

[lethal birch]

completly nothing. i was bored

nice

[lethal birch]

im guessing you are really bored today?

nah. just editing clips i recorded before

oh ok

[steel basin]

wheel

[steel basin]

stubby nose

[wooden garnet]

nosy prick

[sinful canyon]

yo i think you got a dent on your hood

[steel basin]

what hood? lol

[sinful canyon]

exactly

[sly maple]

someone pls help me name the title of this video
👇👇👇👋

[humble hemlock]

the shit show of gta online

[kindred oracle]

how to deal with tryhards on gta online with mod legit hack 100% no ban free (MrBossFTW got banned for this!!!)

[worn agate]

10,000,000 no mod ban free only guns fly glitch money hack mod kill all glitch mod.

[bold bolt]

someething something about fucking (trolling) with the griefing tryhards

[daring kettle]

WORKING 2021 (REAL) (DO IT NOW)

[meager path]

https://twitter.com/TezFunz2/status/1372205642006605835

Tez2 (@TezFunz2)

New GTAV Patch - Xbox only.
It reverts the game to previous patch, should resolve the connection issues.
#GTAOnline

Twitter · Mar 17, 2021, 3:18 PM

[lethal birch]

Yes people do park their cars upside down

[sinful canyon]

wow, the takes are absolutely off the charts! Sarcastic comment

[wooden garnet]

[solar summit]

ew tequila in hard mode

[proper grove]

Tequila more like poguila

[solar summit]

[wooden garnet]

Tequila more like 🍺

[sinful canyon]

most expensive beer of Germany

[lethal birch]

Is this a flex or nah

[proper grove]

lmfao what

dude thatt looks like an ironic costume

[lethal birch]

Nah i think that shirt and mask are rare

Logged onto my old account, never noticed i had them

[unreal aspen]

looks like you put a stocking on your head

[lethal birch]

Lol why you look like Ohmwrecker

[runic meteor]

lmaooo

[humble hemlock]

and this is how loose you doomsday criminal master mind because of shitty Rockstar logic and lazy work i was full hp full armor behind a cover and got killed on 1 seconds did not even got a chance the video is half black screen half the time took to kill me

[primal egret]

if all players quickly close apps you should be good, but now i guess its too late

[humble hemlock]

we closed apps but 1 of us did not save it

[runic meteor]

truth be told, you should always look behind you

on act's

[lethal birch]

I have no idea what i’ve done

[proper grove]

upside down roof

[lethal birch]

Is it normal for this to happen?

[buoyant glen]

u like bump into wall and then fly upside down with it

[lethal birch]

Something happened to my MK2 as well

Ended up going to a mansion

[proper grove]

kinda

If you glide on a wall and there's a roof to go under

[tiny sapphire]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvkpuOXTKqU
feels bad to be this pyro gamer rn:

[barren marlin]

Hi pan man

[tiny sapphire]

hi

[lethal birch]

based

[lethal birch]

jesus your game is like turbosaturated

[proper grove]

bro

no.

[gloomy ocean]

https://ifunny.co/video/whatttttttt-gta-5-thug-life-tiktok-9r2fBmMS8

now that is how you take out a jet

[proper grove]

🔬

[static flare]

🔎

[jagged peak]

he-he vanished,nonsense he's just moving very fast

[lean basin]

Are you in Liberty City there?

[lethal birch]

Yup

[lean basin]

Awesome 😉

[jagged peak]

how

[edgy smelt]

THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

[jagged peak]

how is this gta tho

[solar summit]

without my glasses i thought it was paige lol

[ornate flax]

What does that mean

I already have the terminal

[lethal birch]

nothing will happen.

[ornate flax]

that's bs

[lethal birch]

thing is you lready bought it

[ornate flax]

Rockstar trolling me

[lethal birch]

the rebate is basically you were supposed to be a discount , but you already have

[snow spear]

https://www.reddit.com/user/SwanSquad/comments/l8xuul/all_the_things_she_said_as_performed_by_poppy_aka/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

[lethal birch]

@lethal birch here’s the color

ah

i think im a few with it, sec

Ok

@lethal birch nvm, left the crew and can't seem to find it

Ah ok

[unreal aspen]

@lethal birch idk it looks purple

thats all i can really tell you

its a rather light purple

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[little maple]

Pc loading times.

[wooden garnet]

Man's getting 24.6s load times? Damn.

I get 38s

[lethal birch]

Lol

[wooden garnet]

[lethal birch]

Meet the worlds blindest guy

[ornate flax]

Chaos

[ornate flax]

He aint blind he blinked

[rancid hull]

wow

[runic meteor]

What even is that

[lethal birch]

When u start a new acc or something or nee platform idfk

[lethal birch]

Or probably glitched. Try to go into a inv only lobby

[lethal birch]

Just wanna see what the tut is like

Ive done it twice

What us the fencing fee in the cayo heist

It’s annoying it takes away like 300k from my take

[celest mulch]

anyone want to gift me gta v

[solar summit]

fuck off

[lethal birch]

lmao imagine griefing heist preps

griefing is based

[analog notch]

if someone does that to me imma take out my mk2 and deluxo

[dark basin]

m

[lethal birch]

Better then casino

lesters take (i did nothing): 88873737273737373747375628472846384738473748633

[steady meadow]

How do I post vids?

[storm mica]

reach lvl 5

sever level

[sly maple]

Name the title of the video

👆👆👆

[light pike]

How old r u

[severe garnet]

Best way to counter godmode, NOT CLICKBAIT, WORKING 2021

[light pike]

Mention patch number too

[dusky timber]

is this an ironic thumbnail?

[sly maple]

prob

but i uploaded the video

idk is self promotion is allowed or not

[dusky timber]

not allowed but i got smth 4 u

instant +50% to the view count

[proper grove]

lmfao

[sinful canyon]

This is awkward...

[vast stream]

i once stuck there for an hour

[sinful canyon]

Luckily the cone of that guard is just big enough to cover me long enough to get caught

[vast stream]

yes

[dusky timber]

guards cone of vision when you want to stay out of their sight:
guards cone of vision when you want to get spotted: 🤏

[sinful canyon]

yes

[vast stream]

i dont know how i got there but there was an AAI helicopter

[proper grove]

lol

[vast stream]

its useless

[proper grove]

yes it's a hidden thing

[violet imp]

It literally catches ur fucking eye

[dusky timber]

[violet imp]

Here

[proper grove]

@lethal birch

Except Xbox had to revert cuz of the crashing

[lethal birch]

wait so why did i see some console ppl in chat a day or two ago saying loading times are better now

[proper grove]

They might be slightly better but it shouldn't be much probably

and I've learned that people are quick to be wrong/spread misinformation fast af around the community

Everytime there's updates people start saying stuff like b2b is patched or a door glitch, etc

[lethal birch]

oh ya, "b2b is patched" is always a thing mentioned after every update

and when proven wrong they always say it's "harder"

no.. same thing still

[proper grove]

lmfao

[lethal birch]

idk, community scares themselves for no reason

[dusky timber]

wish it was true tho

[sinful canyon]

kinda wish R* could also fix some bug issues with the Cayo heist. If you go for the Kosatka the Merryweather people inside tend to get bugged so they shoot through walls, when they are dead and sometimes clip through objects

[dusky timber]

bro if you're gonna be doing the same preps over and over without adding some variation then just go for the longfin

much less effort and headache

[proper grove]

meh

I find longfin to be more annoying

especially when not playing like a noob and kms

[severe garnet]

I rather deal with the cops than merryweather

[proper grove]

stone hatchet go brr

[meager path]

https://twitter.com/TezFunz2/status/1372478124231958531

Tez2 (@TezFunz2)

Prime Gaming Rewards:

• Free Kosatka Sonar Station
• GTA$200K
• 35% Off Kosatka Moon Pool Vehicles
  Avisa ($1,004,250)
  Sparrow ($1,179,750)
• 80% Off Seabreeze ($226,100 - $170,000)
  #GTAOnline

Twitter · Mar 18, 2021, 9:20 AM

[lethal birch]

Seabreeze 🖤

[proper grove]

ur a breeze

[hoary rune]

this tbh, at least the kosatka prep is in one place

[wooden garnet]

Bru I just realised today's event week day

[proper grove]

slow

[wooden garnet]

Time trial, more like "ez trial" 😳

[proper grove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/747231596368887827/822060000678903808/Replay_2021-03-18_05-53-13_Trim.mp4

We're messing around but this would be lame af if this actually happened lol

[paper garden]

I was bored okay

[sly maple]

me realize my new friend is a griefer

[kindred oracle]

dude killed himself after witnessing lester's kiss with ms. cheng

[steel basin]

why does immigration need 4 miniguns strapped on a heli?

[compact whale]

Understandable

[finite zealot]

last time pavel was outside of the submarine

[lethal birch]

Lmfao

[runic meteor]

[lethal birch]

legit?

they seem sus af

why would i have to trust them

with my cc info

tho

[umbral matrix]

its g2g

[lethal birch]

but

[umbral matrix]

I checked the seller

[lethal birch]

i dont wanna give some random guy a cc

Lol

[umbral matrix]

Miss Wong

[jagged peak]

this is facts

[umbral matrix]

everybody trusts g2g

[jagged peak]

make one for the strashling and seabreeze

then the holy trinity will be complete

[lethal birch]

with the credit card?

lol

[umbral matrix]

its like 5 bucks