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Ah yes, the GTA anti-cheat
is anyone else getting this
Nope
Excellent week
(forgetting the imminent crash issue), road to 50m pt1
no
!ban 735410435955752970 Asking people to raid class meet
Banned cykablyatman2135#0565 (Case #92875) (user notified with a direct message)
he cykad his last blyat
how can i post 🥺
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hORdX_bm5jw&t=47s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eufgs-RNL-0&t=183s
Elite challenge done in 5'08 using the longfin speed boat from the main dock to jump over the cliff and head straight to the compouds main gate. I scoped out 2 paintings located in Rubio's office in order to get full bag without opening any building.
Some of my findings back in the crates seasons of early 2018.
Job Warping Basics (PC): (00:00-01:36)
1.Set 'P' Pause Menu - Online - Options - Matchmaking to Closed, to avoid joining jobs hosted by other players.
2.Show all the jobs on to the map by 'M' Interaction menu - Hide Options - Jobs
3.Select the job near the destination, press 'spa...
@lethal birch
Lower one is for the prep
best thing to do man, honestly zoom class raiding is so stupid
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Ummmm. 

Cargo Plane has left the server
⬆️ your picture
Damn how did u make that i want it on fivem

Road to my first 50m+ part 2, these were more painful cuz i had those fcking crashes(weekly update
) right after triggering the sale mission
Beautiful
👏👏👏
Your car obviously it has boost
Right
What
You could have just walked to the right
Lazer dogfighters are noobs smh
Fly lazer if bad
If someone watch it... they might think it's a beautiful flying formation between 2 gamer lovers, Lol
It was a date 🥺
🥺
This thing
Got my tenth $1 Million

Poggers
thanks for putting an arrow pointing to you i wouldn't have known that was you
No problems. Happens all the time!

Damn gotta love modders
Lol
Are you not using the rudder?
no it isnt micheal
he's not wrong @lethal birch
Well 10 minutes later and he left because he couldn’t handle the power of the stealth annihilator boo hoo
This was his last text before he left
player 17153 is

sadge
I still havent gotten mine -_-
After he said that I replied with “your built like a autistic baby” but he left so i didnt get anything back
Hes a hypocrite obviously being fked up to other people that have it
Exactly
I tried to tell him he is a hypocrite but apparently hypocrite is forbidden text
If only rockstar lets us use our characters like fortnite
what
As transfer our lvls
All of our stuff on social club
So we dont have to reset
I tried to record him but its just me killing him in the god heli and him going passive mode to trash talk for the rest of the video
Plus xbox gives u a communication ban if u smack talk
Yeah
PS is doing that too.
PC hardly anyone cares.
Pc is built weird
Only advantage they have is Graphics and free online
But their disadvantage is ddosers,modders and hackers
Also not that many of us can afford a $1000+ pc
And fps compared to gta on console 6 fps
Yeah they have 60 FPS
Consoles have 30 FPS
For me its 4fps
Youre probably in a laggy lobby then
|| M4NGO | | and IN MY HEAD X

He is a role actor!
I need a truck for my yee yee outfit
is skin supposed to look like this
why tf is there a half-eaten pop tart
Yes but it’s hard to see compared to all of the other jets
So many people here trying to correct me on using rudders in the lazer like I don’t know what I’m doing smh
Skin can vary and have different types, and why not?
its not s m o o t h
The literal player model is called Jesus you can play as him in the creator thing in story
jesus christ

xD
Go to the character editing section, and see if there are any skin damage applied, if not just quit, it won't take the $100,000!
watching guides it seems like its due to the dad

lmao
any media???
soz i forgot how irl lips look like

oh right
@lethal birch 
Stop looking at that pic!
So I can be the leader of the pretty black ponytails club
Did you change something?
the skin seems definitly smoother
I mean, did you change the daddy?
Emblem!!?
diego to claude
I myself can't sorry, but you can find people in other-lfg channel!
Just ask if they want to join, lol
there
Okay but, try Benjamin!
under rule 10 you should not advertise your crew in this server
but that crew picture made me laugh
Yeah lol, just avoid sending links there, only ask and look for people!
Uhm, you miss understood the rule 
@fair radish
this isnt relevant to gta why would i put it here
damn, there’s probably two different words for bitch then 
rate my character
@lean basin
10/10
9/10
8/10
previous ones were too cute in my opinion 

But you should try this!
i think benjamin has other skin tone though
Let's see, can you send pics of each one's daughter?
smooth
tbf its covered in makeup
80s makeup
and hairstyle
and clothes
everything is 80s and 90s
you're right
But this...
the previous one was too cute
nice fit!
i wish this peacoat wasnt so bright
@lean basin
oh that, is different
@lethal birch your character reminds me of Amanda
you're the 4th person to mention her resemblance to Amanda/Stacy
hehe
@lethal birch your person remind me of Amanda
Don't wear long boots!
If you don't want to be like them.
Ceramic pistol
why
New name
It's nice
I agree. Fits the whole “professional thief” vibe
I considered calling it Queen Anne’s Revenge, but I didn’t think as many people would get the reference
Stacy is secretly a stripper 😳😳

@GamerBoy#8947 is he muted
Rip.
Rih
@umbral zodiac you bad boy 
@lethal birch he also pinged me as well, why does he keep getting muted and keeps pinging people for it.
lol
rip reese
I'm going to name my yacht "The Black Parade"
how did you quote that text? 
didnt they replace it with reply 
i just typed it manually
You looked like a mix of Claire Redfield and Ellie from TLOU.

🤮 
Why
Sparrow's leg caught in tree and proceed to spin in circle and it still spinning when engine died

idk why this picture is funny
fat..
that mission location for the plasma cutter prep is cancer
As Michael, I would take panty shots of Tracey while she was laying on the bed on her phone
Don't weirdChamp me
your really beating your dick to a video game?
you look like Ann from Arrested Development
Bro aint she like underage
Fucking nonce
Nvm she 21
😡
Still abit fucking weird
Nah ur just a fucking weirdo
whatever floats your boat pal
I dont wank or shit
because you're oversensitive ?
No

indeed
it depends on the person, sometimes every couple of days, sometimes a couple of times a day

A couple times a day is bad
Like I said before it depends on the person's body, once the body gets used to it, it's fine
initially it's a lot tho

Guys. I got a gaming chair

Kinky donny
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lmao
hell the what
the hell what
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ye never seen something like this
well apparently its a huge modder meetup
they spawn action figures and money 
its aces 
what conflict
have this
What the fuck
Wtf did you do to that car
Borat in Los Santos
Someone paid for this
kurumo
dm me
no
no
no
1,000$ IRL who ever beat me in a race no modding


YOOOO thats so fye
Why destroy
stunt guy
I can simply return it to garage
We know just do that
whatever works for u
Right next to me is just been a car that almost Exploded so I needed to escape and I pick the wrong way 🤦
HAHA R* played you well
4 time forest champion
hi
He said he hit me on his end
lmao
he trash noob
I sense clown energy in the session 🤡
I like how my guy nods his head "no" and the script kiddie goes away 
lmao

great shots
nice fit
Thank you 
wow, skill!
Oh no, I did have the minimap on. Rockstar Editor hides HUD and screen kill effects
But the icons weren't helping in that case anyway because of the cops and the Avenger, so I guess it doesn't make a difference 
Heli light did help 
GTB Custom in C-tier 😔
Disgraceful review, 0/10
Wait a sec, why is Furia in B tier?
This a top speed list?
pariah?
Furia in B tier above GTB Custom is sus 
Furia has the lap time of let’s say, the zentorno
WHEN THE FURIA IS SUS 😳

why bullet F
because its shit
Because it’s terrible
duh
For races
Bullet is F tier 
Obviously
In 2013
I refuse to believe Furia is above GTB Custom 😳
GTB custom doesn’t have good traction

I refuse to believe the adder only has a lap time of 1:05
Adder is #1 smh
It’s the fastest car in the game!
Furia is below GTB Custom 
why is duke o death b
Should’ve tested with chrome paint and dollar rims
i got gto for free too
GTO has a better lap time
rsx for flexing
RSX drives like it’s on ice
rsx faster than pariah?
Nop
0.3mph slower
in laptime, yes
i hab pariah fully modded and gto
i use pariah for improntou races and vagner for street races
Sports class ofc
sometimes i forget the RSX and GTO are "sports cars"
street as in the mission ones
Tfw there’s that one guy that tested every vehicle
Yes
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bf400 is so gud
You shouldn’t watch anyone that covers vehicles in terms of performance apart from broughy
what
im like a level 221 player with no game knowledge whatsoever
all i do is see what my friends have and i buy it
and the Pariah top speed is?
fuck
@shrewd glacier Shitposting is only allowed in #memes-and-shitposting.
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i hate no stock ak but uzi is hella good looking
sticking your hand into broken glass 
Real Audi lol
LMFAO IKR
I miss the TBOGT Buzzard
I like the rocket firing effect better then V's tbh
lfh will take 15%

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Yeah diamonds and gold are the hardest vault contents to get
Gold is not very hard its always available as vault content unlike Diamonds which is special event only
Id still say its rare
yep but if u have patience, u can just keep replaying vault content over and over til u get it
i had to replay vault content for 2 hours til i got diamonds
Painting isnt bad. Cash is worthless tbh
yea all vault contents are very decent and promising except for cash
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hmm, not sure where to post this but...
i did some editing on Sultan Classic's page at GTAWiki, I added that "General" thingy
Desk fan is the best beginning plane
Wangan's Makoto has the Impreza in the manga and in the game
ah

@unreal aspen it's a viable option for breaking into cars
windows on cars are designed to break into very tiny shards to avoid injuring occupants
or at the very least, to minimize damage
sekc gang 
One of the best tryhard crews Mann idk if I should join
I’m already in Lowkey X crew and I don’t wanna betray him
agree with 🔩
Its a crew. Grow up
@broken flax why did i assume this looks like the savage at first lmao
Idk but look at this shit
🤮
@iron arch
BLEH
Eww look at that side shit that covers the missile thing
Eugh
I'd break my shoulder
Can I pull up in an akula or hunter from my office
The way it holds up the missile launchers is dumb
Ruins it for me
But then again they’re heavy so...
Couldn’t use thin panels ig
And side ones hold up fat ass heli
the fucking annihilator looks better
Yea fr
ok
Even tho it’s not that hot either
Oh
it still looks nice
Didn’t know you were thinking og
Yea I’ll agree annihilator hotter
4*
Really is
Better then the shitty police mavericks
Quad miniguns tho
I wish the cops use a hunter 
firepower
So nice
the missiles
Even tho it has no armor it’s still an OP heli, it’s better than the new stealth version smh
that stealth version is ass
I can see it for being made in military rps and machinmas
I hate the landing gear on it, just the rails
Because it's a blackhawk
Weird landing it too
But then again it's UGLY
the millitary wouldnt buy such shit at least
Blackhawks nowaday are more a National Guard commodity arent they
itll get a hunter or something
yea but then again its gta
yeah
I have 1.9k money
And the hunter is just a beast
I can't afford literally anything
Nah don’t do apartment
i wissh the police in gta would die
Such a wow!

NICE
Can you swim? 
Fan made trailer, not made by me as well, just found it. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/553322925395017732/817015251027099718/video0.mp4
heh, you wish!
the crew 
I thought it was a nfs game
pink
is that the crew 2
fug i forgot to sell my warehouse 
Idk just looks cool I didn't make it
It is
Isn’t this the crew 2?
Again idk I just found it
Ok just curious
Probably is
You’re locked by Pavel hehehe
i got stuck for a while, good place to get stuck 
Bought yacht on female character
Lol, I have that car too
ok now what?
Tfw good clip but lags 😔
van halen with a forza speedometer very pog
Hey
It's your cousin Roman
Let's go bowling
Fr tho
To me at least
GTA IV was the best
Gave me that criminal vibe

nice Dr. Disrespect music
I guess that’s one way to return to the velum
Just look at my connections
You dogfight? @lethal birch
Guys pls let me send photo for a sec it is important
Wat
Why do you so urgently need to send a photo?
Just hearing “it’s really important.” When referring to gta is sus
I want ask something about gta its a car i want know where fan i buy it because it looks amazing
And i cant find it
Imma go read a book
Ask in #gta-vehicles
Does anyone want to do bogdan glitch for me a few times and I'll help them with their businesses
@inner abyss Use the appropriate Looking for Group (LFG) channel to find people to play with:
Apartment: #archive-ps|apartment-heist-lfg
Casino: #ps4|casino-lfg
Cayo Perico: #ps4|cayo-perico-lfg
Doomsday: #archive-ps|doomsday-lfg
Everything else: #ps4|other-lfg
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ok
how
how is that possible
jarvis, insert caption "what 0 pussy does to a mf" hit send
lol
at rank 28 i was driving a sedan around paleto bay
now that everyone is flexing their lazers, it's time to flex mine 
chrome 🙃

to the developer who set that place fitable enough to spawn the alkonost, is 
it's been like what
3 month?
since the update came out
and shits still remain the same
he grinded stats like me
yup, they fix only what suits them, not even what really causes annoyance to the players
xD
It’s been like that since casino and resort
always has been
I havent done them since 3x
lol
its because rockstar is partnered up with playstation
Y wouldn’t they
im on ps4 and i never got my millions yet -_-
They get money and thats enough to sell them
and majority of players have gta on ps4 like overall. but on discord its pc and xbox
since ps players cant link their psn account to discord smh.
Bs
talking about platform wise. most of them have ps4. but discord wise its xbox and pc.
rockstar partnered with sony
a way for rockstar to advertise their game, and a way for sony to get more people on playstation
i doubt r* would actually do anything but mb if upside down mk2 gets fixed
they sent an actual human to take care of my ticket instead of some dude copypasting something 
Its not rlly a glitch its just flying upside down....?
yes totally not a glitch to gain altitude faster then a starling and be faster then any jet in the game while dodging every missile. yeah ok
Why cry about it
Its hard to master
And its not.much of a glitch more of a mechanic
Freemode pilots
its broken
When gaining that much altitude they cant even hit u if u go lower then them
So why cry about it
its not a "Mechanic" since its not intended to be in the game
Instead of crying about it use it urself against the people who do use it
you arent supposed to be able to outspeed fucking chernobog missiles in a mk2
no
thats like saying "why cry about mod menus when you can just use one urself"
extremely dumb
I use a menu :)
hes saying "use a glitch against people who glitch" so "use a menu against people who use menus"
now does it make sense?
yes it is 
not really a glitch.
How
.
Its not meant to happen.
its much different then mk2
a vehicle with 108 topspeed outrunning missiles it shouldn't be able to outrun IS a glitch that HURTS the game
No 1 does it
Neither is mk2 flying up
while mk2 going over 200 mph topspeed and zooming around the map in 30 seconds is
Fr like literally no1 fucking uses it in pvp
Same with mk2 flying up
mk2 handbrake isn't intended to make you gain altitude
I’m just waiting for my damn tacos
It’s... not
its a handbrake
@unreal aspen taco
Taco
He gets it
its a brake not a "press to teleport 3000 feet"
Flying backwards is possible because of the simple flying mechanics/physics
I’m exploiting da physics
I got banned after this clip
Rockstar saw me using jet mods
Are you seriously expecting me to believe this
Am I?
Flying backwards is a part of the game
theres a difference between exploiting physics and just using them
What the fuck does money printing have to do with flying jets in a video game
It’s exploiting
Money printing is a federal crime not an exploit
Dupe glitch
It is

Flying backwards is going to the support team 
i dont even know how to respond
something we agree on
Bazinga
mad funny
i like how he just beats you up then calls you a jerk
what did you even do
context?
I started a full crate warehouse sell mission and it spawned ontop of the hangar and exploded before i even got in and it cost me 5 million dollars in product then when i gave them the info that they requested its apparently a false claim
Why was the info relevant if i need a video and if i do need a video it constantly pops up in the bottom left thats it's recording so why don't they just use that...
Nor did they ever ask for a video just said i should record next time and closed the ticket
Ps. I did clip it on playstation but it only got the last 3 seconds
Better image i didn't realize it didn't show everything
Diana N you bad gal 
rockstar support is useless. once i had a video and sent it to them and they still said that they couldnt “verify my claim” with the video proof
They didn't even ask if i had a video jist said i should've been recording and b4 i responded closed the ticket... I reported diana
i provided my video without them asking for it. they still turned it down. theres no point in filling tickets usually unless you’re certain they’ll help
@balmy ice i did my first ticket when i bought the game and it came with a 3.5 m shark card and i didnt get my money that guy was very helpful and gave me 8 mil for inconvence and this one pretty much said hmm thanks for the info idgaf
ruined andre's air freight mission and now he's mad at me



r* making snow basically impossible to see through while also making the roads significantly slippery even though southern san andreas is an island based on los angeles where it hasnt truly snowed since the 1940s do be like
u can make snowballs and throw them at people 😳
griefing friends bad

the hot shit award for best video game prose goes to



Ewo gun
Saw that coming because of bottom right altimeter
wym
the altimeter on your minimap indicated you were really close to ground level, combine that with being blind from the snow and you have a nice recipe for a guaranteed crash if you don't maintain a certain altitude from the ground to avoid it.
First sign that a Mogul is going down into the ocean : it's flying above 50mph 
modded sabre?
Yo everyone report this kid for “exploits”
Tell all ur friends Nd shit to report him
Why?
He keeps grieving people and trashing everyone’s lives and telling little kids to kill the self’s on the gta in game chat
fast
Trashing lives? Hes griefing some1 on gta
And maybe little kids should get off the game if they getting told that
good shit 
struggling with hair of all things
Why thank you sir 
And now you can see, I am also proud member of PCMR 
67 fps 
laughs in 40fps
What's yalls hairstyle on your character
Something i dont remember. I think bald but i usually wear helmets or hats
show bobs pls
Show big bobs and vagine
Yes Queen 😔
bruh i cant send pictures in the media channel that doesnt make any sense
shut the fuck up pavel
Talk first then send it
Get up to level 5
Good rule to avoid idots sending big chungus nsfw pics from server to server
bob superiority
No u
I know 😔
People who use wavy bob are basic
Bro I've seen more pixels on the fucking wristwatch games
Cheaped out
But seriously why do so many people use Wavy Bob
No long hair 😔
sadge
FUCK
how do i see my level
hey did u know the headhunter targets are invincible but still catch on fire
how much rp u get from HH?
When someone does headhunter I always set the target on fire
His screams of agony are funne
lmao
When you get a paleto sell mission from LSIA
Also has anybody noticed this??
Never saw this phone until now
IAMM SAVGE]
Can u use the phone tho?
Oh dam ty for this info
Is that the amount of times you did dch and cayo
Yeah @sonic sundial
I pretty much know all approaches i think lol
The current discount is still 1.3m higher than the last time it was on sale. Feelsbadman
how did you get that heli? 
hacker
cap
dunno tho
It's from the casino work
lol seems like nothing changed, thanks :)
It’s the heli for the hanger sell mission smh
I was helping my friend sell and we got that annoying mission


At least the mission had no chance of glitching
Took me like 10+ mins to fly there lmfao
@lethal birch https://www.gta5-mods.com/vehicles/declasse-sabre-deluxe
Originally engineered somewhere in the midwest, then sold both in Los Santos and Liberty City, THEN adopted widely by some colorful personalities down in Vice City, this cosy, albeit limited revision of a cult classic car found it's way around the country back to Los Santos. Featuring a smoother ride, and a dozen more available automarket parts ...

@lethal birch
my car
My car turismo r

pog












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