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just bought la mesa
Congrats
Why do you ask?
don't listen to your broke friends, shut down your biker lockups, quit headhunter and start making REAL money in GTA Online.
Stone Hatchet Guide: https://youtu.be/oajdyKdmyNY
Double Action Revolver Guide: https://youtu.be/B4Qx9lG7EaI
Cayo Perico in under 30 minutes: https://youtu.be/L3XORX2XCeU
https://twitter.com/GypsytheScumbag
Pretty helpful guide for those struggling to make money
i don't think this guy is doing okay
I think he was having a seizure, not very helpful of you to shoot him during that
@orchid pendant is now banned from discord
Neverrrr she’s a messy chola
ohh well

@umbral zodiac 💩
russian soldier gf
I belive this is the peak of characters and no gta girl is cuter
Just wait until I can take a picture of my char @lethal birch
Doubt
aesthetics
@static flare
This one definitly is 80ish
too bad there are no jean jackets for male characters I think
also this
if you're not a fan of the rock aesthetic
this one is so 80s it hurts
nice, but i'd use more diverse colours
I had a blue shirt but i have no clue where the fuck it went
thanks MM
have yall just say fuck it and stickerbomb your character
POR QUE TE TATUATIS?
Yo, do any of yall know dominic torreto from f&

Careful, Mr.Car coming to fuck you up 
He said he fucked with the worst things 
Yeah the worst things not the best
Nvm, he deleted the message.
@sonic sundial , Can we delete the tatoos after using them?
Ye
Lmao 
Unnecessary amounts of money
You dont really need past 80 mil to sustain yourself for a while in gtao
At the current state

Hhhh idk if i wanna do this cayo heist. Like do i wanna put in this energy?

Yes
He left after this 
He was mad the race wasn’t on contact
Imo, this has to be the best looking car in any gta game
yep, banshee is a fan favourite
Your character lmfao
Not mine
Oh shit really
hm thats my friend's character 
nani
why did you delete it tho lmao

Damn you’re good sniper
E-rounds one shot to body doesnt it
I doubt it but that seems to be the only explanation
2 shots
1 shot with lag
:P
yea, it should be 2shots
Makes sense
Ig the only use of it is just to spawn kek ragdoll them ig
No, the base players use them to snip kill
yea ig
Lmao it wasn't explosive it was a normal round. I just hit a headshot.
Not talking about u lul
Oh well then carry on as if I was never here.

Ah yes
Crimes
Let’s just blame it on a video game that provide people with real life experience to cover up how shitty society is
as much as i would agree games especially easily influence kids, these are just acts a karen would do when he has no other options left to blame for an issue he wants to "target". and raising awareness in such a way would only mean to say the politician himself is a pepega. it only delays but not solve the problem. education and morals are wayyyy too deep for an on-the-surface game to solely take the blame. in fact this way it just shows the politician's insecurities at not being able to "do more".
what a shame. here we go again. while cockstar laughs their asses off once again thanking the clown for more publicity.
?
known bug / possibly modder

Is that chinese server 
Chinese servers scare me
They always do the most random thing ever and almost every lobby got a modder that will explode everyone
Yacht finally useful for once
kosatka
I’ve killed 2 ppl with 1 E-round. Must’ve been lucky cuz istg it’s 2

longmember
No sleeves assistant though 
fortnite
Got bored of the name and pfp
No blyat ? 
ah
PCMR gang 

For 1099 a year 
PCMR 4L
good one
Came back to EVIL
back
Cringe ps4? 
Just ask plane 

He left this server 
Who?
He said cringe ps4?
All his life 




cool cool
lol
What’s this
Typical 2013 job name, how original 
Clickbait name
its by
$100000000000 100000000rp!!!!!!!
Mr Boss FTW
money
MOni
Big money
Mumi
hehe
DCH 
Cheat sheet
Fingerprint and hack time is something challenging unlike cargo perico
Whoosh
chocky milk

not only sadly

You see?
Hello police
In other news I completed all of Baker's quests
With who?
I haven't visited Lester or Simpeon so they can't call me
He calls me everytime when I'm doing a pvp.
Simp dude is ok, but not the Cornors.
But for some godforsaken reason Dom and Madrazo still calls me just to bitch
Dom?
nice nice
I think I know how to disable it.
Which is
Wait @sonic sundial
I think I found a better way
Just call him and he'll shut up forever. Call him once, don't even need to take the job he offers.
From r/Gtaonline
Maybe it'll work 
Welp, I can't help you no more.
Maybe he won't call you no more cause you called him 
Hope so
complete a parachute race to stop dom from calling you 
If I hear from him again I'll toss him off of my golden jet
No need, I've never done it before, and he's not calling me.
cool cool
It doesn't matter, does it?
ps4 
xD jk
PC 

Why isn't Dom calling me 

because he hates you
maybe u already did the a parachute mission
I never did
Can't relate
Oof
what heist is that again
Act 3
It looks like a Doomsd- nvm
You'd get better reactions at #gta-vehicles brob
@sonic sundial oh thx
Um hello ??
wait how
I got trolled 
I was gonna say that I need the nitro too , but it was not a nitro 
I have then favorited
How are you finding all that smoll gifs?
never mind
You see a gif, you favorite it 
Some people in other servers have them
:o
Some people make their own emotes
Ofc they use gif files and upload those
So I ask for the gif
Can you give me the link?
👍
Price? Price?
I might need to watch for shepherd.
@lethal birch 

Bad memories, alright.
shepherd is a c*nt
Everyone does

The disrespect when they threw ghosts body tho

Ghosts death was the most impactful for me in the whole COD franchise

It's been a lot of time since I finished Cayo Perico as a heist leader

Why isn't Dave calling me for kelinmusik thing
It's been weeks brob

are you registered as ceo or mc
Hey
Nope
I need one of you
Lfg
you need to :P
Is agent 14 steve hains from single player
And both are from two agencies that despise each other
They both look like middle aged fuckboys who cheats on their wives
Agent 14 looks like a hobo next to Steve

Cause they are
how can you not see that?

They are 100 percent american
Oh well done detective
no shit
Its not like GTA is set in fucking AMERICA
its not like everything takes in LS
The only part of GTA that doesnt take part in the US is Cayo
which is a parody of LA
It's just funny I live in the us and I'm not even as american as them
I may or may not have hopelessly broken certain aspects of my game
Loke English Davey
No it was a joke because of how american they sound
Come to think about it the lad's never ringed me once
Not even for his stupid DJ recruits
New idea is english dave actually franklin from story?
oi dont talk about my ol chap like that mate
I cant tell if you think you are funny or if you really couldnt see the difference between Agent 14 and Steve
Brítísh
I swear they look so similar

Ok
h
Joined a lobby and I am greeted by this.
.
@sand flint The positioning of your character does not help this situation at all
Well it was kinda spawned there.
I know but lmao
the perfect comeback
@eager folio 1. Memes don't belong in this channel
2. Don't bypass words in images, thanks
Looking over the military base
Neat
Need a new update, for captain
That annoying t....
We need to get our own lobby going
@half grotto Use the appropriate Looking for Group (LFG) channel to find people to play with:
Apartment: #archive-xb|apartment-heist-lfg
Casino: #xb1|casino-lfg
Cayo Perico: #xb1|cayo-perico-lfg
Doomsday: #archive-xb|doomsday-lfg
Everything else: #xb1|other-lfg
Requested by: @edgy anchor
lol
nice one
best use of a plane i spent far too much money on
spiiiiiiiin
yes
dont buy it
its a waste of money
unless you want a slow and far too large plane


I play REAL games lol


I wish that GTA also had a photo mode
Uhhh, Rockstar Editor?
Yeah but that's not that

I want to change position of my charter
A proper photo mode would be kinda pog
My characters looks so badass when his gun is facing up
yea
But the only way how can I get that pose is only get close to the wall
they are all forced to look at character
Rockstar Editor photo mode is very restricted
It can't even fully capture big planes like the Alkonost and Volatol

Like, this pic has 0.25x magnification
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/769665063949828097/775802803280412692/Real_Dorito_4b.JPG
Having to zoom out four times just to get a plane's pic 

Dorito with cheese!
DORITO

Apartment party

Just enjoying my ride
oof
Everyone on gta is a simp
ok
ok
ok
I've just finished another masterpiece
Let me post it on Social Club and I will show ya
hm
Xbox players I’m hosting a car meet in 43 minutes , dm me if u want to join
other lfg xbox
@spark rivet Use the appropriate Looking for Group (LFG) channel to find people to play with:
Apartment: #archive-xb|apartment-heist-lfg
Casino: #xb1|casino-lfg
Cayo Perico: #xb1|cayo-perico-lfg
Doomsday: #archive-xb|doomsday-lfg
Everything else: #xb1|other-lfg
Requested by: @solar summit
My friend tries and stop me by wrecking and disabling my car before I can make it to the other side of the map, can he stop me?!?
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oh yeah
me and the boys after robbing a blond evil drug lord, thanks @pallid turret and @lethal birch
Got 2.3 mil iirc, 4 gold piles with some cash and bearer bonds taken with us
O
Spongbob bikini bottom 3.0 leaked
blow him up and then spawnkek him
Leave proximity mine at right door he is forced to have more sex
infinite sex glitch


can confirm
Sadge
i get hella bitches with that method
One C4 at a time
you blow me or i blow us
:c

c:

lil wallpaper I whipped up
noice
He's cheating on you!
Pretty good job so far!
@novel sage god

Causing a fight between NPCS then watching it go down is just hilarious
the last one is the smart one
Anyone to do jail setup
Cardenas 033607
@orchid pendant Use the appropriate Looking for Group (LFG) channel to find people to play with:
Apartment: #archive-xb|apartment-heist-lfg
Casino: #xb1|casino-lfg
Cayo Perico: #xb1|cayo-perico-lfg
Doomsday: #archive-xb|doomsday-lfg
Everything else: #xb1|other-lfg
Requested by: @nocturne otter
🤣
I just saw someone with this character today and almost threw up
🏳️⚧️


I can show you what MY guy looks like without a mask, rockstar actually covered his face with a hat and a pair of sunglasses but I lost them upon purchasing other cosmetics, and now he looks like THIS:
oh my god what is that resolution
Hi ps5
PULSA 🇪 PARA SENTARTE


If anyone wanna help me with something real fast Snip3drone
You all said GTA V had aggressive AI.. But you never saw GTA IV at its finest just yet:
Lazer enthusiast
BIG BRAIN

Nice router
modded color gods
Shut
Credit should be due 

But you are still a reddit scrub

h



tested it myself. Went from >4 minutes to only 1:45
I don't understand, what is that
?
amogus
does anyone know why my ps5 remote is not working for gta 5 but it worked a few weeks ago?
He did clickbait, cancel him on Twitter!!!11!!! 
Can someone send me some cool outfits?
I saw the image link for a split second, and the only word I saw was hippie
GTA VII
:bahn



reeeeeee clicbaiting noobbbbbb!!!!11!! Bannnnnn

only if it repaired the vehicle when you respawned
Only if it actually respawned you on top of the time trial when you respawn 😔
:o
when your character more fly then you irl
About song :-
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You play naste with that off the radar and other stuff... bet.
The hell is naste
Nothing... good 
StuartBiggle
He found his brother on that video 

I hope you get the best grades 
LoL, get outta there! Switch to story mode!
high heels are cringe

lmao
You missed it but he did say "do all of mankind a favor and kill your autistic self"
@novel sage @oblique nest Found this on a YT video about Evolution of dogfighting GTA
Jesus Christ I can just tell this dude won it off the podium

😂
Or watched a ghilliemaster vid
Lmfao😂
“Ultimate nemesis of mk2” ultimate cringe
Noice cor!
Thanks u
Mmm the smell of prepubescent insults
Just asking, but how did you earned that money 
By hard working


xD
bruh all these guys look the same
You shoulda seen the comments on the cayo perico trailer that rockstar released on December 4th or something.
"Just give your game to CD Projekt Red already, they'd do a much better job of updating and managing the game than you ever could"

cos they are lmao

The internet was a mistake ngl
me too
aged like milk
How many crimes did he do for the government to clone him so he can live his sentence
Some people shouldn't be given a platform to speak, fk freedom of speech.
CP 2077 was a mistake
😔
Shut up Arthur go die from Tuberculosis or something

look who we got here, the friendly neighbourhood moron
The 500 headshot cheap versuon
nice of the asylum to let you out for a bit
Or the noob 
xd
Imma kill these prisoners
Them girls must be going crazy out in the streets
@safe urchin watch out, micah is a snake
smh! prisoner aboose!
lol
Horny French lady goes to the prison and kills every male in sight with her deadly skills
!
French?
🥖 head
mon dieu
b11 stack
Beret and a kilt, I'd say closer to Scottish but French sounds funi 
smh! plane aboose!
harassment
i gave them some whiskey
i laced the whiskey with estrogen so they're all these... things now
Sexual harassment
Cool amirite? 
Post ur characters

Authentic 1899 liberal arts student with onlyfans
lmao
ahem
What was that pic of Leonardo dicaprio

lol
Im bored so Im throwing transvestites off moint chilliad
It's funny because some of them live

gae
no, mini madrazo gae
Assn't

**Gae confirmed ✅ **

I love how the tutorial encourages flirting with strippers with your headset
Like anyone's gonna do that

Like Hell yeah babe show me all of your 144p compressed nipples
We living in 2021 while this girls boobers living in 2013
Ive turned the in game music off so it's more awkward

I can definitely say Cyberpunk 2077 has better sex scenes
Bie-sexual scenes 

GTA 5 CREW
Wasted Pisswassers
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If ur character doesn't have at least five tats on them they're a poosy
that thumbnail is accurate
Ur a poosy
lmao
Piss water
in german
Haha it's funny because it's pee
It gets hella less funny when you learn piss fetish exists

I am 200% sure some furry set their action to drink pisswasser solely for the fact it's piss

i shot this mf in the head and he snoring
lmao
off the radar 2 minutes 

mine has clothes
That makes your character, doubly poosy.

ah man
send me friend request in gta v online
LAKSHAYPLAYZYT
@lethal birch Use the appropriate Looking for Group (LFG) channel to find people to play with:
Apartment: #archive-pc|apartment-heist-lfg
Casino: #pc-l|casino-lfg
Cayo Perico: #pc-l|cayo-perico-lfg
Doomsday: #archive-pc|doomsday-lfg
Everything else: #pc-l|other-lfg
Requested by: @static flare
ending but with the most rare song: Its a Setup 😮
Damn Trevor is dancing
yeah
because he knew that i'm banned from online and knew i will play with him only and make problems.
anyone?
rick roll eh?
you can get banned for sus links :P

Real life and the Mile High club is still not finished 
Maybe rockstar was obeying real life rules after all 
lol
Also, why real life render distance so low? 
get some almonds, overclock that eyeball 
its not real life lol
i took that six months ago i forget where
besides the buildings the mile high club is based off (LA Live marriott and ritz-carlton, as well as the wilshire grand tower) are complete
dear god
fucking archvile
'Clean Player'

Wtf
Thanks for the red rectangle I didn’t spot what’s wrong
👍
lol
I might make more gta clips with my voice if people prefer that here
"I am tired of being killed over and over by flying bikes"
is that the mogul?
Ye
show

Jesus you must have been waiting for me to post this
Scary man
Damn I was so bad at dogfighting
somehow i stumbled into this channel right when you posted the video
so
ok
the machine gun is good but it's so hard to aim with on controller
will u run or...?
haha 😆


Crab plane
guys
I found Michael Jackson just reincarnated as a lamp-post
How the fuck
and my gta online character got reset\
What did you do
k
i heard that lamp post got struck by a smooth criminal
haha
!Ban @echo onyx advertising discord server
Banned Staff bodyguard#1340 (Case #92811) (user notified with a direct message)
he wasnt advertising he was trying to get us to raid it 
"let me sic this random group of people on this random server. this is going to work out great"

Legion Square do be laggy though
Tfw a tiny stutter ruins a good double kill
😔
is that a forza speedometer

Hit $100 Million in bunker sales
Congratulations
Gun
Leave the lobby
One of us.
imposter sus 😳 😳 😳 😳
sooo i recommend u dont start a fight
I dont think it will go well
thats alot of alts

bruh
Its sad nobody sell to blaine county anymore
this is not dangerous
bruh
@ebon gyro what
@placid wigeon you’ll be fine
@manic pollen hey don't advertise here
imagine joining a server just to advertise your shitty channel believing that someone will watch it without even being active enough on the server
It says advertising rules are relaxed @unreal aspen


As long as it’s gta related I think it’s ok
And as long as you don’t spam your own stuff
@nova isle are you on right now?
nope
How did that happen
silver cars are invincible
Yes
i dont actually know but its a running joke
lmfao 
fianle XD
Bogdon fianle be like



















