gta-media

[lethal birch]

THE ONLY GOOD ONE

[hallow depot]

nyeh

[lethal birch]

Recently i changed the livery to rusty

because im blidn

[hallow depot]

ok

[latent axle]

Change it to outfits with mods

[lethal birch]

nightmare fuel

[hallow depot]

CEO of glitched outfits, perhaps ?

[latent axle]

Cartel

[lethal birch]

I use actual external programs, not glitches

[hallow depot]

the cayo perico dealer

[latent axle]

They don’t glitch

[hallow depot]

lul

[lethal birch]

mfw

[latent axle]

News reporter

[lethal birch]

either that or a detective

[latent axle]

Yeah

[hallow depot]

weasel news

[static flare]

8/9 of my saved outfits are trash

Literally awful

[latent axle]

Mine are mostly catsuits and suits

[lethal birch]

the bitter taste of 0-1 lzzz and lime

[restive fractal]

So I think my char is Latino now?

[hallow depot]

mine is superheavy armor, then deadline outfit, a suit, a high roller , a gopnik, a tryhard with nightvision

[latent axle]

Looks Hispanic could be Indian

[lethal birch]

show that last one

i dare you

i double dare you

[latent axle]

Jdm

[hallow depot]

i dont have a pic ok

[latent axle]

More jdm

[hallow depot]

i will show when im online

[static flare]

Looks like the type of character who the girl who plays them (or guy in occasion) tries so little and gets such good grades

I dont know why I thought of that but it fits imo

[lethal birch]

this one is just bland

and a mess

[static flare]

Nice

[latent axle]

No effort

[hallow depot]

quad vision hm

[static flare]

I need to update my wardrobe

[hallow depot]

i wonder where do i buy it

[static flare]

Its very limited

[restive fractal]

oof I used Spanish's photos as base

[latent axle]

10/10

[lethal birch]

literally the most useless camo

[latent axle]

Odd

[hallow depot]

quad vision helmet hmmmm

[merry lava]

I kinda like it but the helmet

[latent axle]

But he tried unlike most of them

[lethal birch]

how can you dislike a proper black suit

[merry lava]

I dislike the helmet

I like the outfit

[lethal birch]

"hmm yes this is white and has camo... good... and this one... and this one... yes"

[merry lava]

Atleast black helmet

[latent axle]

Not really the casino ones IMO are proper

[merry lava]

Why forest tho

[latent axle]

For some reason autocorrect makes IMO bigger

[merry lava]

Imo

[lethal birch]

the "just use the first thing that has a similar colour" syndrome

i know this seems weird and odd, but to make the best possible outfit you have to know the clothing of the game

doom (1993)

[merry lava]

Who else to trust than the ceo of outfits

[whole crown]

oooooooooof

[unreal aspen]

you have surprisingly nice cars for being an outfit person

[lethal birch]

you cant go wrong with proper initial d replicas

[unreal aspen]

except for the rims on that sultan

normal sultan ^

[lethal birch]

sometimes i doubt my taste though

[unreal aspen]

oh god

the vette would've been nice if it weren't for the camo livery

still doesn't look terrible

but everything else is

[merry lava]

I have very plain cars

Red,black,blue,white,gray

[severe garnet]

Same

Oh god

[restive fractal]

I got some good car builds

But I ain't in front of my PC

[merry lava]

Plain buddies

[severe garnet]

I do something like this every now and then

[merry lava]

I have a few like that

Not many

[restive fractal]

Looks like R30

[merry lava]

And one thing about me

My wheels are shit

Mainly did them when I was below lvl 100

I'm too lazy to change tho

[lethal birch]

aside from that i think my cars are pretty ok

[severe garnet]

There’s also these 2 abominations

[merry lava]

@severe garnet do u also play on xbox or just have the roles

[latent axle]

Chromed out garages

[severe garnet]

My main acc is on Xbox

[merry lava]

Wanna see my cars

Or I can see urs

[hallow depot]

dont add the INITIAL D to the 240z

[lethal birch]

and some questionable stuff

[latent axle]

190z is so clean

[hallow depot]

this doesnt seem that questionable

[latent axle]

Looks like something straight out gta iv

[lethal birch]

nah, gta iv didnt have these grades of customization

[latent axle]

Ik

[lethal birch]

the sultan RS is the clsoest

[latent axle]

Gta iv didn’t have customisations apart from spray paints

[latent axle]

Just the front

[severe garnet]

I see that pigalle

The French shitbox

[hallow depot]

lol

[static flare]

Tried adding fender arches to the gtx and remember theyre absolutely hideous on every car

[hallow depot]

baguette shitbox

[lethal birch]

then there's this

some people fucking hate the whitewalls

and some people think it fits nicely

[verbal kettle]

bought this for 4 usd wow

[lethal birch]

"CITRUS"

[verbal kettle]

nice fordgt 2019

[severe garnet]

Did my shitstick 3000 get stuck on air

[merry lava]

@severe garnet would u like to see eachothers cars tho

[lethal birch]

Why are you using the shitshit

and not the sparrow

[severe garnet]

My convenient for me

Because I job teleport

[lethal birch]

swallowing dust starts playing

bike

[severe garnet]

Not now

[merry lava]

I need to shower so that's fine

[hallow depot]

that temptesta

[solar summit]

[hallow depot]

it looks like i/e dlc

car

[lethal birch]

because it is

[hallow depot]

in the poster

[lethal birch]

except for a few differences

[hallow depot]

this

[severe garnet]

Typical “”modded”” car

[unreal aspen]

ford gt mixed with a vulcan*

[lethal birch]

vanilla car though

[severe garnet]

Yes

“”Modded”” because of all of the people who think that’s actually modded

[verbal kettle]

you can put benny wheels on that car its a bennys car

[lethal birch]

tes

yes*

[cosmic prawn]

ayo

today

i was happy

because there was fortnite card

but now i am sad

because there is no more fortnite card

[urban stone]

after waiting in loading for so long i wanted to customize my car and then some dick modder did this now i have to restartt he goddamn game again

[primal tapir]

https://i.gyazo.com/071450535ed580b1b1d1443121b9bdfc.gif

[hasty ermine]

Had some fun demolishing pyro fanatics and Mayo fans in one single lobby

[leaden briar]

1 or 2

[brittle tundra]

2

[hallow depot]

3

[lethal birch]

speeed

[lethal birch]

neither kek

[restive fractal]

GAS, GAS, GAS

[storm mica]

im gonna step on the gas

[nocturne otter]

Tonight I'll fly

[wooden garnet]

7:54 is decent time for non-elite

[severe garnet]

I’m still trying to get a sub 6 with the door glitch

[storm mica]

Door glitch is pog
job tp during prep is also pog
Cayo pog

[severe garnet]

Creating a job for each velum spawn

Pog

[storm mica]

Cayo in 30 min

[late moth]

lol

[severe garnet]

Cayo in 30min including the finale

[brittle tundra]

cayo 30 min finale

[storm mica]

Job tp saves lives

[brittle tundra]

job tp in the finale?

bet

[wooden garnet]

is easy, wy yu struggling

[severe garnet]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[storm mica]

Gonna get patched sooner or later😔

[severe garnet]

One time I got both doors first try

Then absolutely botched the final jump

😔

[storm mica]

Lmao

[wooden garnet]

Mfw 30fps and I crash into steel bush right before launching off the cliff

Good times

[severe garnet]

You’re not the only one with 30 frames

[wooden garnet]

I do know that

[severe garnet]

How about you add a freeze to it too

[wooden garnet]

I do have stutters, yes

Laptops are epic

[storm mica]

Grass quality

Mmm

[wooden garnet]

GPU 🔥 = CPU 🔥

Unlike desktops

[severe garnet]

When I enter the compound my game freezes for 5 seconds

[wooden garnet]

Where GPU 🔥 =/= CPU 🔥

[severe garnet]

[wooden garnet]

Black screen?

Or in the cutscene?

Because cutscene time don't count in elite time afaik

[severe garnet]

Not the cutscene

[wooden garnet]

[severe garnet]

My game just freezes

Let me find a clip

[wooden garnet]

You need a Series X mate

Contact Microsoft Support

[severe garnet]

Old clip but you get what I mean

[wooden garnet]

I love my internet right now

Gave me 10mbps download when the patch came out

Running at 200kbps atm

Epicn't

That clip is also epicn't

[severe garnet]

My 🇽🦴 automatically downloaded it

[wooden garnet]

I can relate to that freeze, but not in the finale

Happens more to me in freemode

Huge lagspikes

[severe garnet]

I get texture loss

#gta-media message

Like this

[wooden garnet]

Texture Loss? With fps drops?

huh

[verbal kettle]

why in gods name would someone want 65.7 billion

[wooden garnet]

Texture Loss is just the game instead of the box you thrash play on

XSX got texture loss too

[severe garnet]

It’s always that specific road too

[wooden garnet]

Some roads more than others

Vinewood Road is the home to fps drops

[storm mica]

Frame drop go brrr

[wooden garnet]

Good thing that the benchmark tool on PC has an entire sequence in that road

[severe garnet]

[wooden garnet]

That's the actual thing you wanna check in the benchmark

That jet sequence in sandy shores always gives max fps

Vinewood gives min

[storm mica]

Story and online are different too
I get like a 40 frame difference

[wooden garnet]

Online is just a hell of a lot more unoptimized

[severe garnet]

Physics tied to FPS doesn’t help with anything

Like in races

I have a disadvantage

[wooden garnet]

Story stuff was put in the game knowing that there's all the stuff in the game. Mt Chiliad was put in the game knowing that the city was there.

Stuff in Online is just stockpiled onto each other like a shopping cart in a Wallmart

[storm mica]

😔

[wooden garnet]

FPS physics are dum

I can't get curb boosts and brake boosts 😔

[severe garnet]

I can

But

They’re not as powerful

They don’t give as big of a boost if you’re playing on 25 frames instead of 30

😔

[wooden garnet]

Feels like the worst of both worlds 😔

Yes

I also love my internet speed rn

😔

[verbal kettle]

40 fps is sad moment but at least its playable

[wooden garnet]

I'll one up you

[verbal kettle]

do it

[wooden garnet]

Glorious

Before you say, I know this pc gonna die soon

[verbal kettle]

can you not just upgrade the parts?

[lethal birch]

lmao source?

[glad lance]

noodle on youtube

[lethal birch]

ty :p

[lethal birch]

hm

[hallow depot]

[hasty ermine]

That’s what infinite money looks like

[severe garnet]

Not really

[wooden garnet]

Drilling is easy

[severe garnet]

Apart from the first section

[wooden garnet]

Just don't let the thing overheat

[severe garnet]

It’s identical to LSDWP

[wooden garnet]

I have done YA before, so I'm pretty sure i do

Plus, I play on K&M, where mouse movement is even more sensitive

[severe garnet]

hold RT then lightly push the left stick

[wooden garnet]

G6 got boring the first time I played it

YA is my main Big Con approach

The Altruist Camp? That's a bad one, yes.

But I'd much rather drive the Chavel

Than the Stockade from G6

That thing is cringe

[severe garnet]

I rather drive the fugitive from the casino to the altruist camp than drive the stockade

[wooden garnet]

Fleeca's is a bit harder if I had to say

But same principle

[restive fractal]

What?

[wooden garnet]

DCH drilling gives more headroom

Because the plates you drill are spaced

So abrupt mouse movements don't overheat easily

Fleeca tho

Too close

[severe garnet]

Not only ya tho

[restive fractal]

Eh, idk, same for me

[severe garnet]

Bugstars and LSDWP

[wooden garnet]

SNS drilling is just spam clicking

Console drilling should be easier

It's RT or Analog for the movement?

Same thing I'd say for drilling YA

[severe garnet]

RT for the drill

[wooden garnet]

Hold it light

[severe garnet]

Left stick for movement

[wooden garnet]

Don't go all the way in

Yeah, push left stick like 50% or something

For mouse, I gotta push up so that the drill starts overheating quickly

[severe garnet]

Push the stick until the drill touches the plates

[wooden garnet]

Then I gotta pull it back a bit

So the drill keeps going forward

But doesn't overheat

Hard to explain in text

[severe garnet]

And then hold it in that position

[wooden garnet]

Yes

[restive fractal]

Y'all just talking about how to drill?

Wha

[severe garnet]

Talking about DCH

I have a ready one

I might cancel it

To stop Lester from annoying me

Yes

Wait

I think you need to buy it

Regular clothing store

Diamond casino heist -> yung ancestor

[fading citrus]

Love the little cuban just standing there

[wooden garnet]

Cuban :cringe:

I sold mine

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/769665063949828097/799605619509952552/Grand_Theft_Auto_V_10-01-2021_13_28_33.png

[fading citrus]

Meh idm it, looks cute

[wooden garnet]

I only got 4 spaces left in my hangar

An Annihilator maybe?

[severe garnet]

Get the correct annihilator

[wooden garnet]

I don't think I even have the regular annihilator purchased

[verbal kettle]

hanger can fit 20 aircraft in storage

[wooden garnet]

I know

I only got 4 spaces left in my hangar

[verbal kettle]

min is full on my xb1

[wooden garnet]

I only bought stuff I needed for my hangar

Yes, I needed the Volatol and the Bombushka

[verbal kettle]

i have a luxor deluxe in mine

i also have both of those in my xb1 hanger

[wooden garnet]

Meh, Deluxe aircraft are cringe to me

I think I'll buy another Hunter and an Annihilator

[verbal kettle]

i have it just to flex on people on xb1

[wooden garnet]

Two spaces left after that

Maybe an Alpha Z1 for memes?

[willow crown]

hi guys

[wooden garnet]

Hello

[willow crown]

what is the best car in gta for drifting and for car meet

and for upgrading

[wooden garnet]

Drifting? Banshee 900R.

[willow crown]

k

[wooden garnet]

But there is no such thing as actual drifting in GTAO

[willow crown]

k

[wooden garnet]

Car meets have themes

And for upgrading, Benny's cars and regular supercars are all good.

Whichever looks cool to you

I like my D10 and Visione

[willow crown]

no but i dont like benny

not much good

there is more better from benny

[wooden garnet]

Regular cars also good

I like my D10 and Visione

[willow crown]

i think benny for gangster

[wooden garnet]

Benny's Lowriders

But I like his designs for the Retro Custom and the Banshee

[willow crown]

where is the Banshee 900R.

in legendry motor or what ??

@wooden garnet

[wooden garnet]

On benny's site

Also on Legendary but meh, that's harder to find

[willow crown]

how much

[wooden garnet]

900k I guess? I don't know.

Take it into Benny's to upgrade it to the 900R version

[willow crown]

where it is

i dont see it

[severe garnet]

Go to bennys website

Buy a banshee

[willow crown]

i am in

[severe garnet]

Then take that to bennys

[wooden garnet]

Stock

Click "stock"

Then buy the thing

[willow crown]

i know i am in

but i dont see it in benny

[severe garnet]

You’ll find it

Scroll down

[wooden garnet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfYow9vJTio

[willow crown]

this

[severe garnet]

Yes

[wooden garnet]

[stable bison]

@winter canopy

4 min elite ez

[winter canopy]

??

[stable bison]

Submarine does hiest in submarine

My pover is unlimited

Power

[wooden garnet]

4min elite ez

[stable bison]

Yep

[wooden garnet]

Meanwhile no elite timer visible

sus

[stable bison]

To late

To screenshot

[lethal birch]

sus

[severe garnet]

[lethal birch]

lol

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[lethal birch]

69 sec elite ez

[stable bison]

It’s a JOKE

[stable bison]

Danm

[lethal birch]

[solar summit]

reeeee

[dusky timber]

3:59*

[wooden garnet]

[hallow depot]

[wooden garnet]

I always confuse elite WR with non-elite

I was thinking it was possible because elite WR is 2:59

[hallow depot]

lol

[steel basin]

menacing

[wooden garnet]

Non elite is the one which is 2:59

[steel basin]

wkwk

[hallow depot]

[wooden garnet]

One minigun = 💥

[hallow depot]

activate windows

[wooden garnet]

oof moment

[hallow depot]

u can do it for free

using some piracy tricks

[wooden garnet]

This more menacing

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/769665063949828097/795287900388065300/Grand_Theft_Auto_V_03-01-2021_13_07_17.png

[split bloom]

....

[hallow depot]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-kazuma-kiryu-pissed-off-gif-14586175

[split bloom]

suprised doge face

[wooden garnet]

Cheburek gang

[hallow depot]

imagine if it fell down

[wooden garnet]

I blew it up

It does look like it should fall down, doesn't it?

[spark cedar]

@wooden garnet https://i.imgur.com/lk18FE5.jpg

[wooden garnet]

[lethal birch]

[terse kindle]

mind if I join u?

want some good hvh

oof

[languid anchor]

Read this please. Thanks!

[terse kindle]

hvh, i wanted to troll the modder guy with some mods

[safe jasper]

dont be impatient like this guy

literally couldnt wait 8 minutes

[proper grove]

that's disgusting

[urban stone]

Uwu

[cyan crag]

Toreador look way better than stromberg

[tardy stone]

@lethal birch Advertising and trading of any kind is prohibited. This applies to any services and begging as well.

[spark cedar]

why does this always happen https://i.imgur.com/aVivGw1.png

[lethal birch]

[timid leaf]

I have learned by now to never request a veichle at the docks

[tawdry zenith]

Just change your season

[sinful perch]

Lmao

[lethal birch]

Lmao

[humble hemlock]

noice my reddit post got 500 upvotes in 6 hours now if you guys see it when Mechanic try to to scum me xD

[latent axle]

I saw it

[latent axle]

This shit might stop a missile

[lethal birch]

i got 1.3k karma for loading screen pfp

[humble hemlock]

yeah xD

[nocturne otter]

I only got 10

[latent axle]

The comments were hilarious

[humble hemlock]

YEAH I KNOW LOL

[lethal birch]

[humble hemlock]

i just wake up like 1 min ago and reading the comments now laughing

[nocturne otter]

It was my first post :C

[lethal birch]

share

post link

[lethal birch]

its fine then ig

[latent axle]

He said might

You didn’t have to grill the dude

[humble hemlock]

man if i trusted him and i go next to mk2 guy and i get blowen up by 1 missile its his fault and i cant sue him because he will say he said to me "Might"

[latent axle]

Technically it did stop the missile

[latent axle]

The missile did stop as when you shot it, it impacted with the car stopping it.

[humble hemlock]

[latent axle]

So technically you’re wrong

[humble hemlock]

yeah it can stop it but imma be dead on that time but its still tho its true the missile stopped

[novel sage]

society if people used the word griefer correctly

[light pike]

and "m0dDed cARs"

[severe garnet]

And modded anything

Even the modder term

[static flare]

“Im a modder”

Puts a crew color on a car

[dusky timber]

people misusing the term modder are the biggest cringe

[lethal birch]

Cayo Perico Island from above.

[drifting gorge]

https://youtu.be/WRYqyYeR10w

@vestal citrus

[vestal citrus]

I'd rather stick to Broughy's spreadsheet

[drifting gorge]

https://youtu.be/HgBk0bibLf0

ont this video he was using the akula stock

not at all accurate since you can upgrade the engine and itl go much faster

@vestal citrus

[vestal citrus]

Putting a better engine on Akula will make it go slower

Since it climbs altitude then

[drifting gorge]

nope

[vestal citrus]

Instead of focusing on going forward

[drifting gorge]

once you understand how it works it goes much faster

on the previous video it was upgraded

[edgy anchor]

The handling affects the angle

Picking race handling allows the akula to pitch forward more

[midnight briar]

Not from my (albeit limited) experience. I have max handling and engine on my akula because I never remember to remove them, and even with both upgrades maxed it still climbs at full throttle when pitched forwards

[edgy anchor]

It does it less then default or smooth handling

[lethal birch]

DADDYS

[midnight briar]

That may be, but it still climbs at full throttle which loses horizontal speed

[humble hemlock]

yay my post got 1000 upvotes on the gta online Reddit

[solar summit]

[drifting gorge]

https://youtu.be/5CemL60fKNM

@lethal birch

skip to the top 10 part

[static flare]

🎉

[fluid ledge]

Good bit of griefing done today, destroyed some grinders cargo as well 👍🙂

[hasty ermine]

Akula is still better with more handling since it’s easier to barrage targets

After you use the akula constantly with barrage it’s extremely good

My friend has like 20 days of him using the akula and he can hit most of his barrages no matter the target

[fluid ledge]

Interesting

[solar summit]

fck, 20 mins for this shit

[hasty ermine]

Best athlete of his time

[lethal birch]

[hasty ermine]

@fluid ledge maybe we can dogfight tonight

I’ll let you use a mk2 if you are not comfortable using a plane

[fluid ledge]

We can deffo do something again @hasty ermine I would like to do another 1v1 as I’m trying to improve with the sniper.

[fluid ledge]

Why tf would I use a mk2 against a jet 😂😂

[hasty ermine]

You seem to like it

[fluid ledge]

I do

[hasty ermine]

What glitch were you doing

[fluid ledge]

No glitches

[hasty ermine]

Your minimap is broken

[fluid ledge]

Except for when I grief in a good mode Speedo

[hasty ermine]

That’s usually the effect of a godmode glitch in my experience

[fluid ledge]

It is broken

Maybe because of god mode speedo ?

Idk

[hasty ermine]

Don’t know

[steel basin]

yay

[solar summit]

having fun with the guys

[lethal birch]

anyone know what kind of vehicle this is?

[edgy anchor]

Dominator GTX

@lethal birch

[lethal birch]

k thx

[sterile fog]

That was, uh, Graceful

[lethal birch]

Do u like?

[forest cave]

Butters 🤢 🤮

[steel basin]

been afking for a while like this

[solar summit]

activate windows

[steel basin]

the win 7 installator didnt work for the new ssd ::(

[lethal birch]

noice

12-4 this fucker

he was killing a noob

he uses BST, kills himself and hackusates me for using the moc

of course he once tried to kill me with his mk2 using ghost org. luckly he was too angry to see a c4 on the street

[lethal birch]

lmao you changed it from 4-12*

[unreal aspen]

tfw pepegas can't even drive a mile without blowing up

[dusky timber]

[lethal birch]

[plush storm]

1 bit ^^^^

[unreal aspen]

what

[plush storm]

69 bit

[unreal aspen]

what

[plush storm]

[edgy anchor]

You should accidentally drop a frag grenade

[glad lance]

[craggy meadow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_fdhCXlPI0

[proper grove]

pretty cool pic

[rough tide]

big smoke fell on hard times

[gloomy ocean]

shit post.....

#memes-and-shitposting

[unreal aspen]

@midnight cloud

[wooden shell]

thats a setting for blips only

[proper grove]

there are servers!

[placid wigeon]

uh wtf i just wanted to change my character appearance

[scenic mesa]

It doesn't charge you if you cancel the changes

[finite light]

@lean basin Before surgery / make-up removal, shaved the beard off, looking like a twat.

After, grown a bit of a minimal shadow.

And now, the new final result.

[sour trail]

Wtf

I'm stuck

[finite light]

Have you tried first person?

Or anything to yeet yourself out of here?

[scenic mesa]

ooo pretty

[lethal birch]

try to kill yourself

[sour trail]

Can't take out weapons or anything it's auto walk

[finite light]

Won't work during missions or animations, afaik.

[finite light]

Thanks. Also got some new ink.

[lethal birch]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Pn2MzyUa20&ab_channel=ThePunisher

[finite light]

Is this your crew?

Regardless...

!rule 10 @lethal birch

[tardy stone]

@lethal birch Advertising and trading of any kind is prohibited. This applies to any services and begging as well.

[lilac mason]

can u guys mod?

i need a money drop

im poor

plz

[plush storm]

no again

[lethal birch]

did they finally fix that you can wear hats in vehicles?

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[lethal birch]

Mate its literally a video

I left a link below it incasr people are intrested in MCs....

Its description lmao the video is regardless of it.

But lets say i can not promote a cinematic video because it has a discord link in it

Then why can people promote patreons and modders in the description here? 😄

[finite light]

Any examples? Just to understand what you're referring to.

[lethal birch]

o ok

[finite light]

Feeling a bit like a narcisscist here, ngl.

[unreal aspen]

funny how you call yourself cayo god with that time

[coral badge]

this was just right now

ill post my streamables

a faster time would haev made less money

[drifting gorge]

yes exactly you are basically me

[unreal aspen]

bro you have the pink diamond and you still would've gotten a lower take? yikes

$1.6m is already a low take for pink diamond

[coral badge]

are you new lmao dont @ me again please

[drifting gorge]

how this this conversation come to be?

[lethal birch]

ngl, i’m level 300 on ps4 but i just switched to pc and don’t really wanna grind back there or all of my money so is it easy to find a modder to help me out?

[unreal aspen]

no i am not new

but like i've gotten $1.8m easily with the diamond

[coral badge]

then dont bother the cayo god with noob information please

[drifting gorge]

no, because when you tilt forward without throttle you gain a lot of speed, and when you throttle with that speed you go even faster

[fair radish]

the man left ping on because the average iq of a member of this server is about 6 so they end up ignoring the person trying to talk to them if there isnt a ping

[drifting gorge]

I mean I'm not that experienced but I'm still really good with it, is my favorite helicopter to use

[warm quartz]

I need help for the casino diggan shipments set up

[unreal aspen]

"cayo god"

[lethal birch]

when i load onto gta online what’s my chances of running into a modder

sorry for the annoying questions

[unreal aspen]

there's no set chance

but i would say around 75%-80%

[lethal birch]

is it common?

[unreal aspen]

yes

[lethal birch]

oh good

ur a modder?

[drifting gorge]

what no in what reality could that possibly have been true?

[proper grove]

go easy he's clearly a newbie for it

[warm quartz]

I have made 60 mil in a week

[fair radish]

im about 80% sure madebywitt has a 5:30 ish elite challenge run

[coral badge]

dont @ the cayo god i have a youtube video with 7:01 search it up

[warm quartz]

Is the mk2 worth it cayo?

[proper grove]

no

[coral badge]

absolutely

[proper grove]

not

not for doing cayo perico

[coral badge]

its very convenient for PVE prep sure

[drifting gorge]

@coral badge I once got 10:30 after having to go the airstrip at the start then gone back to the compound, elite challenge

[fair radish]

deluxo is better for pve

[drifting gorge]

I love deluxo

[coral badge]

that is good

[warm quartz]

Can anyone on ps4 help me for casino duggan shipments set up

[tardy stone]

@warm quartz Use the appropriate Looking for Group (LFG) channel to find people to play with:
Apartment: #archive-ps｜apartment-heist-lfg
Casino: #ps4｜casino-lfg
Cayo Perico: #ps4｜cayo-perico-lfg
Doomsday: #archive-ps｜doomsday-lfg
Everything else: #ps4｜other-lfg
Requested by: @fair radish

[warm quartz]

Shut up

[drifting gorge]

bro ppl are really bad with this stuff at this point

[fair radish]

ill shut up when you go to the right channel

[warm quartz]

Didn’t ask but ok

[proper grove]

you're gonna spend more time adding some random person to do it than it would take to just do it yourself

[warm quartz]

U soo dumb

[fair radish]

you did ask youre just too thick to realize it

[warm quartz]

Just stop talking to me

[fair radish]

no

[drifting gorge]

then stop fucking lfging on the wrong channels

[proper grove]

yes please

just forget it

[warm quartz]

No swearing it’s haram

[drifting gorge]

penis

[warm quartz]

Stop pls

It’s haram

[drifting gorge]

vagina

[unreal aspen]

still a fairly slow run

[proper grove]

that's not slow just not the fastest

[drifting gorge]

prob wasn't even elite

[coral badge]

quote me where i said it was a fast run

small brains

[proper grove]

DAMNNNN BRO

W

[unreal aspen]

then why did you mention the time

[fair radish]

it was implied

[warm quartz]

OMG UR SOO COOL

[unreal aspen]

[coral badge]

later hicks

[unreal aspen]

you obviously wanted people to notice it

[proper grove]

you literally mentioned it first

[warm quartz]

Can u give me my cars for free when they get destroyed

[proper grove]

get over yourself mors

[unreal aspen]

what if i get under myself

[proper grove]

you try to act like you're above everyone lately

[unreal aspen]

[gloomy ocean]

Ummm ....

[unreal aspen]

but i am

[proper grove]

"oh you could just do this or that"

[fair radish]

its not hard to feel like youre better than everyone else after a minute of being in this server

[unreal aspen]

indeed

[gloomy ocean]

Think you guys should stop doesn't seem likes it a good convo to carry on

[proper grove]

doesn't mean you need to stomp on peoples enjoyment just because you're a minute faster

[gloomy ocean]

Just wanna let you know before you say something which will get the mods involved

[unreal aspen]

when was i stomping on people's enjoyment

[proper grove]

now

when i posted my clip

and many other times i'm not gonna bother for

[unreal aspen]

what clip did you post

[lethal birch]

lowkey want to recreate postal 2 dude in gta

[proper grove]

ok do it

[lethal birch]

but idk if theres anything close to a shirt with an alien face on it

[proper grove]

dont see one on google

[lethal birch]

nope

[proper grove]

maybe crew emblem never messed with that much though

[lethal birch]

however

i can recreate postal 1 dude

[verbal kettle]

modded cayo be like

[lethal birch]

yeah that seems about right

[merry lava]

46mil

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

One message removed from a suspended account.

[lethal birch]

[leaden briar]

Send your law enforcement inspired outfits!

[south patrol]

@verbal kettle yeah but the heist does have the statute I've been in them

@verbal kettle also u cant take it all
U need to take a required amount so each player gets 2.5 mill
If u go beyond that all will get 0
So if every gets 25%
U need to take 10mill

[verbal kettle]

@south patrol ik i modded it everyone gets 2.5

[hallow depot]

but u need to take more becuz fencing fee and pavel fee

fencing takes 10% and pavel takes 1(idk) ?

[stable bison]

¿?¿

[hallow depot]

its self explanatory

[stable bison]

Not rly sure of that

[hallow depot]

1st- Panther statue isnt available as primary target rn unless u mod
2nd- 46 mil in loot is impossible without modding
3rd- The title even says modded cayo

[true dawn]

[hallow depot]

ah

[true dawn]

https://www.reddit.com/r/gtaonline/comments/lirf8h/using_bmx_in_a_1v3_after_getting_griefed_by_deluxo/

this guy drives BMX better than me on MK2

[vapid gulch]

guys

[hallow depot]

yes ?

[summer junco]

Sandy Shores

[crystal quiver]

@outer scaffold not very far following the red line

It’s slightly outdated, faster if you take it a bit to the right of the red line

[outer scaffold]

Omg Thankyou so much it’s so much easier this way

[severe garnet]

Going to the triangle in the red circle is the fastest way to complete the heist

[crystal quiver]

I’d say slightly to the right

[severe garnet]

From what I’ve tried

[crystal quiver]

If you get good speed by the time you land into the water on the bike escape Perico would have disappeared

Gotta glide a bit as well

[severe garnet]

Yeah

I feel like that’s what stops me from getting a good time

I get an awful glide

[untold oar]

[crystal quiver]

It’s a 1 or 2 second difference

[untold oar]

@wicked tendon best meme ever

All consoles and pc are great

[severe garnet]

Depends

[solar summit]

or this, if u wanna avoid the guards ( you will have to kill 2 anyway ) and use a ground ramp to jump with the bike

[crystal quiver]

Never tried that line, only one I’ve seen is people swimming directly south and take a long long time

[lethal birch]

any opinions about my cosplay

Its the postal dude from Postal 1

[solar summit]

i saw that speedrunner vilxxxx doing it many times

[crystal quiver]

I’ll check it out

[stable bison]

hello

[solar summit]

i think those gloves and boots doesn't fit with the outfit

[tight basalt]

Just use the motorbike n glide

If u got at least 30 seconds wait for a boat

When a boat does come in that timeframe book it if it doesn't then swim

[solar summit]

no need to glide when u can jump farthest

[wicked tendon]

What do you guys think about my Elegy Retro Custom?

[solar summit]

good but you will get better advise in #gta-vehicles

[lethal birch]

you have to commit to the cosplay

[solar summit]

mmm, but it looks like a "good guy" version of the postal dude smh, well, knowing how Rockstar is with the clothes, they surely didn't add enough clothes so he looks that way

[lethal birch]

i mean

[stable bison]

[lethal birch]

i'd say its pretty accurate

[leaden briar]

Blaine county swat

[plush storm]

[lethal birch]

[solar summit]

oh f I'm blind didn't read the "1" part, but yes, it's accurate

i thought you were talking about him

[lethal birch]

Yeah I gave up when i noticed you cant use an overcoat and a tshirt

Now my male character has 2 sides

Twisted fucking psycopath <3
and
TWISTED FUCKING PSYCOPATH 😈

[solar summit]

[lethal birch]

I think i went to easy on him

[untold oar]

was that a mk2? @lethal birch

[lethal birch]

Yes

[untold oar]

yeah you went so easy

[lethal birch]

Ikr

[untold oar]

that was clean tho

good job keep it up

[lethal birch]

I do that everyday its nothing special

When i say i love the b11 cannon im not joking

[untold oar]

me too I like it

Depsite that damage is not very high

It's still like a sticky bomb

[lethal birch]

Fr

[stable bison]

You potatoed him

[lethal birch]

Nasty shot

[true dawn]

[gilded spoke]

Some real epic stuff

[lethal birch]

I love the scramjet

[gilded spoke]

Looks like i drew some logo or something

[lethal birch]

lmao

[torpid siren]

they got extra armor there

[slim cipher]

Ok so i tried doing the cayo perico setup in which u go to the party with my friend, my friend got teleported to the island but i didn't, after a while i got teleported in the middle of the ocean with 3 planes surrounding me and a couple cars falling from the sky with people

I tried swimming all the way down with scuba gear and it started showing san andreas in the bottom right corner, where the names of areas show up

[glad lance]

do it in an invite only session

[finite light]

You did this with two players, essentially handicapping yourself. Not only that, but I assure you:

You wouldn't lose any money if you took the whole 100% for yourself, and went for coke or weed, instead of gold.

And most importantly, while I'm just on console, having a hard time aiming with sticks instead of a mouse, I can confirm that it's still possible to go under 09:00, if you're playing it decent, and half-safe. Maybe sub 08:00, if your aim is on-point.

[coral badge]

no i did it solo dont @ me

look at the screenshot only my name is there

my record time is better than urs

bye

[golden harness]

@coral badge Shitposting is only allowed in #memes-and-shitposting.
Shitposting is a failure to make a constructive post, posting memes, trolling, or other forms of degrading the chat quality.
This is up to the moderator's discretion. https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Shit Posting
Requested by: @finite light

[coral badge]

i did it solo look at the name

stop messaging me dude

[finite light]

Oh. I thought I saw two players.

Even then, 11 minutes is still slow.

I've gotten 11 - 12 mins by travelling all the way from the compound to the airfield and collecting the secondary loot there.

[coral badge]

never said it was fast

👋

[finite light]

You were saying?

[coral badge]

my record time isnt 11 minutes

yikes man ur really upset about this

blocked now

[lethal birch]

hi smokey

[finite light]

Instead of blocking, you could provide evidence.

[finite light]

Oh hey.

[slim cipher]

it is one

[lethal birch]

im ready to work on the other car

[finite light]

[lethal birch]

[finite light]

Wait, which car exactly? I had a few. @lethal birch

[lethal birch]

the weevil

but not sure how Im gonna do that

[finite light]

Here's a dumb question. Can you "cut" off body the bodywork?

[lethal birch]

yea

like polygons

[finite light]

Hm.

[lethal birch]

what about the cyclone drag?

[finite light]

Wasn't my idea. I just noted it down, I think.

[lethal birch]

lets do that

[finite light]

Hold on, let's DM.

[lethal birch]

ok

[dusky timber]

https://youtu.be/kCm3rNdUp2M?t=12687

[severe garnet]

Oleg OP

Pls nerf

[storm mica]

Yes!

[finite light]

04:33. That's something.

[lethal birch]

a nice complement for my new outfit i guess

[true dawn]

i bet that cost 3 million

[leaden turtle]

fivem with reshade

^this one i was using different settings so its not as colorful

[lethal birch]

my eye balls bad

[lethal birch]

literally a nfsc wallpaper

:O

[leaden turtle]

lol

honestly

true

[lethal birch]

they dont make games like nfsc anymore

sips monster energy ultra

[finite light]

To be fair, racing games were booming back then. Games in general were easier to make.

[lethal birch]

why isnt retro a game subgenre

stuff like dusk but with racing games

[finite light]

Now it's a hard divide between comical indie and Full-HD cinematic experience.

[leaden turtle]

i wanted to see a way if i could get nfsc on pc

but

nothing worked

[lethal birch]

rip

[leaden turtle]

it looked fun

[lethal birch]

short game though

[leaden turtle]

should i risk playing gtao

witht his on

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMM

[lethal birch]

talking about nfsc

[finite light]

Please tell me this livery is called "Back in Town".

[lethal birch]

good question

[leaden turtle]

so i uhhh, made everything glossy

basically mos tof those realistic gta mods

[severe garnet]

GTA 6 5k ultra realistic graphics!!!!1!!!

[nocturne otter]

Wettest ground on Earth

[leaden turtle]

It’s so reflective you see all the little pieces making up the car

I’ll get a pic in a sec wait

this just isnt right

#gta-tech-support

[lethal birch]

water

🤤

[azure spade]

best place to escape cops

damm

[lethal birch]

lol

[azure spade]

how u do that?

[lethal birch]

graphics mods :p

[leaden turtle]

Reshade

[lethal birch]

oh nvm

[azure spade]

hmmmmmmmmmmmm

[lethal birch]

:0

[leaden turtle]

i mean

basically almost the same thing

alters graphics of the game

[lethal birch]

can you play online with it

[leaden turtle]

yes

but its bannable

not that rockstar would care though

i think

[lethal birch]

[leaden turtle]

i joined online for a bit

just testing it out

[azure spade]

turns out you actually can turn of cops siren

by shooting

[leaden turtle]

insane

[lethal birch]

lmao

[lean basin]

Woah.

[lean basin]

I just got pump shotgunned there

[lethal birch]

oh yeah @lean basin you gotta see this

[lean basin]

[azure spade]

legit police cars are the worst

[lethal birch]

wym

[azure spade]

3 crashes and bam slower than a bike

[leaden turtle]

yes

but that only happens to players

for the cops

it isnt like that

[azure spade]

bro how can they not see me when i can see em

[lethal birch]

hehe

[lean basin]

It's so easy looking in 3rd person view.

Real life is first person forever

Which is one of the whys for fender-bender accidents

[mild quest]

Uh wtf did I just do?

[humble hemlock]

wtf is this on my submarine

[finite light]

Seems like someone wanted to leave Cayo Perico with you.

[merry lava]

Or pavel was finishing some business while u were gone

[hallow depot]

worlds wettest street

[lethal birch]

[hallow depot]

[lean basin]

Map of the Paradise Realm

[hallow depot]

isnt as wet as that