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my was 4 gb
some update ?
Bug fixes
hmm
perico fixes
hopefully not fixing gold glitch
idc
and b2b isnt happening according to ppl
delete update
Before or after patch

after
I was playing, patch was downloading in the background 
smort
havent played since 2019 and i have 1 bill lol
intruducing the konosuba mk2
light mode user ?
is there dark mode in the twitters?
Kotastaka is epic don't @ me 



@grand wagon
XD i don't know either why this sub spawned here but ok
My ugly Gerenal Lee car
Haha why sir xD
My f1
Looks like an R88 to me 
DR1 and BR8 are too big to be compared to that car
R88 is the white/blue car in this pic 
Smol car
2 br8s 
Old pic
I sold one
On Dec 15th
And bought a guided missile station

No
💥 > 🚙

@grand wagon its a pr4
My 5th (and last) diamond of the week 
Didn't know that you played on xbox.
slight flex but okay 

Listen

The rest was all tequila
i got diamond today 


smh
I only got 80k in the safe here 😔

The best heist in the game™️
The lag was unbearable
You went for gold?
Who me? Yes.
Damn
what the hell
I never got inside first try
how
This was very epic
door glitch?
But the lags was 
i can never do door glitch 
I can only pull off the South Storage consistently
I had two gold just now, one each in both the storages except the south 
And my run was

Lags is epic, as you can see
And I can't pull those doors off for the life of me
i thought that you had the pc role for the color and you were actually on xbox or sumthing 
yeah pcmr alright 
Meanwhile plays on console fps
I was making that joke Oleg 😔
smh, beat me to it
Look at that phenomenal GPU temp btw
Epicn't

22 fps
pain.
xbox
Today was more painful than any other day
you should be familiar with it 
Not like I play with such low fps everyday
on pc i get worse frames
I think RivaTuner actually makes my frames dip 
just use potato graphics
I do

Only water reflection is high
Is not problem with GPU
i can't go any potatoer
is problem with GPU fan
yet i get 10 fps
What specs
this potato

core i5 10th gen, 8gb ram, intel uhd integrated graphics
aka potato
laptop gang
laptop gang

GPU temp = CPU temp 
laptop gang
Imagine having a good GPU
Which underperforms because
some pepega
forgot
to install a fan

RX 540 is supposed to run GTA 5 at 60fps smoothly
At ultra settings
540? 
My GPU
Potato
But not that bad
However
some pepega forgot to install a fan
This
😔
It's a laptop 
Plus, only the gpu fan is faulty
GPU works fine
I get 60 fps for the first 5min of gameplay
I'm trying to join a friend but this keeps happening?
You updated your game?
Yeah
He did?
Lol made a NCR ranger in gta
But my friend hasn't played in a while
Figures
How does he update
Ask him to update his game
Rockstar Launcher/EGS Launcher/Steam automatically does that
If it doesn't, ask him to click on the "Look for updates" button on the launcher wherever that is
He got it from the epic games launcher
@wooden garnet how do you get 5min
I have 7min with a buddy
Where are those 2 minutes wasted then
My approach was:
-Longfin Jump Strat
-Bad Side Gate Key RnG, so I had to roam a little bit
-Went into compound via the right gate
-Picked up the gold from the south storage while killing anyone I see for the gate keys
-Picked up gate keys after filling bag with gold
-Headed to basement door and did hack
-Grabbed 💎 and went out of compound
-Took bike and launched off the cliff
Ez heist, but could be a lot better
First 3 steps differ from mine
You did drain?
is drain faster than jump strat? @wooden garnet
Probably faster than my run
Not when you have good side gate pass RnG
Drain takes 1:30min average till cutscene
Longfin Jump can take from 50s to 2:30, depending on RnG
I think mine took 1:40 or something
what u do is
use longfin to go to the airstrip
collect coco there
then get back in the longfin and go to the pipe 
also #new-dlc-discussion i just realized

Yes drainage then 1 guy goes up the stairs hopefully good rng with the key (otherwise the other route with 2 dudes) then he proceeds, gets the gate keys grabs the safe and key there. I'm doing the hack below and get the diamond, he gets the gold in the basement and we walk to the closest house above the basement and grab gold. then we go to the exit gate run to the right, grab the car and jump of the cliff
@wooden garnet
the pipe
You mean drain pipe?
Drainage pipe yes
I did that on my pacifist elite run 
Longfin Airstrip coco, drain pipe elite, very epic
I'm going to skip all guards next time perhaps it saves time
I think 10:21 run or something like that
Never done it solo though
Gonna try it after this week
You perhaps have a vid or something about your 5 min
I'm interested 😇
Something similar on the internet?
It's the route I take, only different thing I did was go left first to grab golds on this run
Door glitch also?
Yes
I do solo runs because sometimes laggy gameplay results in desync
Bad for stealth
OBS is laggy as always, and as for explaining what happens in the end, I wanted to replay the heist to do it a different way, and to potentially improve further on this time since the RnG is phenomenal (guards dropping keys on the first kill and so on). So yeah, this video also proves solo b2b is possible (on PC only).
Yup
Sometimes we get spotted for no reason
Happens
Ok wow
Multiple weird things
You skip the ending screen with your time?
After the cutscene
That saves time
But not sure if that's possible on console
Anyhow nice run but need 2,5 million atleast haha
Going try your method sometime
seems legit
I don't think I'm gonna win that 1vs1

I know that I will easily defeat him but the question is whether or not he will abuse ghost organization and orbital cannon
Too many free mode wannabes
It's run and gun
Still
Bought acc
Check his psn gamerscore if you have that
Below 4000 means it’s a bought account from a newer tryhard
Or you could be unbelievably surprised by him being good
He has everything on private @hasty ermine
huh?
@unreal aspen I screenshotted it
I believe it was 16-6
Now it’s 19-17 because he just hid with explosive rounds

Literally never came off the radar
So I just farmed his crap friends
I friended him the other day so I’m probably gonna join his crew members and harass them through the rest of my day
I got him 6 times
Yeah no chance
@gusty spindle
RNG is not fun on free aim with controller
@quick tundra that’s probably not saying much since it’s auto aim
Yeah but he's better than me
He’s a pro at instantly locking onto your head
Oh no, I was doing the solo b2b glitch 
BST and revolver glitch
Not for the money, but only because that heist was an RnG jewel
And he fucking missed his 99 shots
And when you b2b, your RnG remains exactly the same
The same guard will drop the key
he couldn't be more terrible at the game
only level 40 something as well
how much money you have?
ok
Why you asking me
kp
Yes kerbal space program
i lazered him out of his sub, he tried to kill me a couple times in dogfights but failed, and everytime he was close to dying he warped
that's why the orb was 1-0
then he went off radar, tped to facility, then orbed me 
What is ur level and KD ?
i couldn't counter the orb 
PVP god ?
yes
No that is a alt account
U got any clips ?
Bruh. He didn't do it like how he df cause there are no jets.
Alright man
kek
Would u say ur good ?

Nvm he's the x in my head dude
lmfao 
@lethal birch 
@nocturne otter 
How are you being high leveled even tho you don't talk that much in here @lethal birch 
Dk why ur so toxic
I can 1v1 now if u want
Be warned tho I’m not very good at it
idk 
Or fire rounds
We are doing a dogfight first
No we r not
I don’t own a mk2 sniper
On land

Beach 1v1
Hold on I still got 2 questions on this test
@fluid ledge why dont you want to do a dogfight
Because I don’t dogfight
Snipers only or explosive too?
why no special rounds
If we are doing a beach 1v1 with snipers it might as well be an LSIA 1v1
I’m loading into a invite only
@hasty ermine make sure to take clips
I’m not

Only if he’s pulling stinky
??
Mors made me toxic!
I bet it like proper good or something
pog!
@hasty ermine Can you please make a clip?
Ahhh
I mean doing pvp. Yea
I will be using sniper and marksman rifle no special rounds
If I keep gta open will it load faster with my main acc?
Or should I close it
I closed it
That wasn’t even a account loading in bruh
Literally blank slate
@fluid ledge tell me your acc name
I have added u
Ok
@fluid ledge quick question before recording, do you permit me to use this gameplay.
On this discord specifically
Ok
Yeh thanks
I’m using the bathroom so hold on a minute
:C
U just know ur going to clap me 😂
why are you so desperate to know
I just wanna know how good he is .
I was hitting 60% of my sniper shots in a 1v4 so that’s enough to tell you my aim
why

Oh no
Never saw a 3000kdr
Killed bst spammer in 3 shots
He looks good
Consistently
I kept keking his friend with a grenade launcher
I shot like 1 at him and it hit him directly some how
Damn.
Shot 2 more and hit again

Wait no bst ?
I just use it with my marksman rifle
Clapped some griefers yesterday with it
Even tho I am a griefer
Yeah
Its gmt not bst
Was about to say
Greenwich Mean Time
Goat monkey tits
Aka UK timezone

Great monkey tits you moron
BST is British Summer Time
it's also bull shark testosterone
Cheer up
Mate
U ready ?
@fluid ledge yes
Will do to 35 @hasty ermine
WHO WANTS TO SEE MY FUCKING CAR
Last 3 kills for u I think

Gg
WHAT IN THE FUCK MEANS GG
@fluid ledge gotta work
Means gigantic giraffe
Yeh shit lobby’s with like 10 players every time
broke times
facility for only 160k!
The interior looks like a bunker
rich
The motherboard blends so perfectly with the tower I was confused for a sec
I FOUND SOMEONE DRIVING A DOCK TUG
this is so rare
ive always wanted to do this
lol
ahahaha thats cool
It'd be epic if we could have customizable trailers just for fun
it's really rare for it to spawn at the docks in general
and for someone to be driving one is even rarer i think
that's awesome danni
very
What do yall think
surely u can find better pants
try looking at some combat or something or arena wars
they might have better suited pants for that
yall mad yall dont have this render quality , 8k quality , graphics looking smooth as hell
Low Render Distance 93%
i think i gotta reset gta , i was doing the cayo perico target and intel look
lmfao
are you into low render distance speedrun?
bruh if i really wanted to low render my game id jus launch csgo , watch anime and while watching a live stream all at the same time
oh
and while watching a video on 8k

looks good but like andre said about the pants, maybe theres some in arena war
Might get in later to check
no probs
Just accept and get his Weevil so that he will not spam you anymore
or press p to open the pause menu
cancels the call
that's my trick! 

or just do the missions
he’s locked in El Rubios cage now
Hellooooooo
English dave called me in the middle of a dogfight i was in a hydra and the other guy in a pyro and i still won •_•
@lethal birch I have good internet just annoying 3 minor fixes is 7 gigs lol
20MBps speed 
I get 40
A 50-60 gig game only takes like half an hour it’s quick enough I don’t game enough to care if my download is done in 5 minutes
Wow
I fill my hangar with pegasus planes so I don't have to rebuy them when I want another one
interesting. He never called me
all of my lazers are pegasus planes xd
the rest are obviously bought
but even then you still gotta buy the lazer for pegasus once
lol
that mine
Rockstar when developing Cayo Perico Heist:
This hurts
This actually hurts
@stoic briar this the place aint it?
dang rockstar even got the trees

Yes! Where is that?
Thank you 👍
West Vinewood
np
Not bad, kid
i spent a lot of time on this rooftop i'd recognize it anywhere
Ok
b-11 wheelie?
that's very pog
Logic
Under 15 mins
Ok
can you hear this picture?
mf when they do hiest ong
When the first dlc came out and the boys were doing their setups
Ah yes 2015 cars were a mystery
Or whenever it was

you'd think after whining so much about the game youd play something else
i know the game is hot trash
but saying over and over "ugh this game is Suck" wont make r* listen
get a hobby man
play something else
If you like the left one, you're a Liberty guy. If it's the right one, you're a Vice dude!
San Andreas man.
MEN
Uwu
ok maybe im just a everything-outside-of-gta-settings guy
if gta 6 has a new setting maybe ill like that lady
na, you won't
if they dont bring the walking style of those girls in gta 6 then i need my money back
i want a female playable character that doesnt look like a crack addict
get rekt by ballas
Beta
Original
Yeah because you can't like something if you dare to criticize it
thats not my point really
theres a limit between criticism and just nonstop blabbering about how the game was previously better
theres no point in complaining when r* is unlikely to revert most of the big fuck-ups theyve made unless they're glitches that can easily be patched
So uhh you want him to circlejerk on how good the new DLC is like r/gtaonline?
theres a limit between criticism and just nonstop blabbering about how the game was previously better
this new DLC is good
it's not shit
we got the most efficient money making method with this DLC
yeah yeah we know
also "biggest disappointment" is exageration lol
no need to remind us, r/gtaonline
but they always say grinder good griefer bad and "can we appreciate how rockstar gave us cayo perico money fast toreador?"
mention one bigger dissapointment
the update itself was disappointing but i wouldnt go as far as to say its the most disappointing update of all time ever in gta online considering the heist
after hours was pretty hollow in terms of anything special and groundbreaking
i wasn't expecting the island to be freeroam because our consoles and PCs probably wouldn't be able to handle it
summer special, while being a midyear update, had really nothing new outside yacht missions and vehicles (none of which were really special)
At one point R said it was "the biggest update ever" so
in terms of the dripfeed content id argue it's the worst tbh
ok yeah dripfeed i would have to agree
at least with los santos summer special we knew we weren't getting a massive update but the vehicles in that were quite good
the only vehicles i've used relatively often from cayo are the toreador sparrow and the manchez scout if you don't count the sub
but the heist, new radios (especially kult) and the new entire island (which i hope gets adversary modes soon)
i don't really use the radios much but i can appreciate it from someone else's standpoint
sure its not the biggest update but its one of the best in a while
and yeah the new island s is p cool especially for someone like me who can use mods on singleplayer to explore the island and have fun on it
maybe deathmatch in the compound.would be neat
although it would probably need to be in e&e due to lag
also the people who complaied about the lack of freeroam probably havent even thought about what they'd do on the isalnd
it really doesnt have anything interesting to interact with
time for a short napping
Macbeth whiskey shot got you fucked up
It’s just a really vibrant red that’s so nice
Looks 10 times better when you don’t look like a tryhard with that hair and hat
Do you know which approach is best for YA approach?? I think there’s bigcon, sns, and aggressive with him
Mhm
the amount of tryhards with a female character, white hair and contact lenses, and some sort of mask/rebreather is insane
they sure like wearing a rebreather
On land
from getting stalked in game to having your personal info leaked, leave it to Rockstar Games to ignore any and all problems. I hear band-aids have gotten pretty expensive since GTA Online came out.
Thanks to everyone on twitter that reached out and helped me with research and clips. Obviously I can't name any of you cause daddy Take 2 is watchi...
leave it to rockstar games to ignore any and all problems 
xD
Most of them arent females irl
everyone knows that
Which ones the best?
you do know that this server isn't monitored by rockstar
or is it
Lol
maybe it secretly is 

💀
Where's Shaq?
he says we arent getting an rx7, never
Imma tell him that i blocked his shot
well its confirmed, it seems to me that door glitch does not work for me at all and aggro door glitch does not work for me at all, i tried following what they said but nothing works
rip
i tried several fucking times, but idk if im doing it wrong or my camera angle is wrong
flipperachi said align the camera to the edge of your feet, i did that but it still wouldnt work smh
Meanwhile people like r_calvin of randomweirdthings can do it np
calvin can do it still for some reason
bruv i thought calvin did
no some korean gta youtuber who is super smol found it
yes his/her name is vil
idr the number after it
i swear its not vil, he discovered the old but still working i think door glitch
by going aggro at the main gate and getting one of the guards inside a two keypad room
be did both
Was practicing dodgin mk2 missiles today, always looks insane when they scratch the deluxos butt
aggressive one and the solo door too
Vil wasnt the first to find it
ye
calvin wasnt, at least
the title is in korean words, that why u cannot find the originality
then vil or calvin saw it and posted it after few hours
yall really just gonna ignore my clip
even then your chances of finding it are minuscule
thats why vil/random posted the video
pavel wheres meh red caviar?
everyone hates me
no
then why did everybody just ignore my clip
we didnt ?
you definitely didn't react

cuz we were discussing something else .

@drifting gorge I liked it
that situation whr mk2 held his missile for so long

you're like me
I am also a wannabe pilot
Brothers
wdym, it was a friend, I was practicing
i can't either
I can't either.
Backward is so hard for me.
R* saying fuck you
i love cayo perico stormy
Cool or nah ?
cool
thank you your the first person to say it
Cool, not the car tho.
like yours
absolutely
🤮


idk
Nobody kno-
ignore modded f1
I can't
yes you can
IGNORE IT
watch video
im not going to
this was before i customize it
Where is Kozy
white one is what it look like now
@barren spade Take a look at this 
Way better
thank you now watch video and ignore f1
I saw the vid lol.
ok lmao
I thought it was a suicide bomb for a sec.
SHH
maybe it was because my brain is green rn
Srsly it was my mistake, x is left to c so....
get in voice chat or i will tattle
yes
i tell you
i tell you now
I made a mistake 
and now you are a stupid motherfucker
X is next to C
Wdym, it's really next to c
nyet
So I made a mistake 
10 lashes for the crimes against the keyboard kingdom
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

you did sex
Da faq 
i mean sec xD
unholy actions

again 20 lashes
nooooooooooooo
haya
lmao
haya
oh shit i said i would whip modded cars then i accidentally post one



oh god
nightshade had my hopes high but it turned out to be disappointing
ow

i feel like jesus
yes this one

i remember this


@drifting gorge not very interesting clip to be mentioned
grape without the g
lmao is this real
Search cayo perico in the gif search bar 
its in reverse xD
hold up there, hand in air, why can't u assholes be on time for once eh
@pseudo cargo lmao
that's a very powerful kick
yes
gifs are amazing
he flew away
gonna be honest this is the best Community in a server lil
Lol
You guys create masterpieces
after i posted that gif
lol

Lol
they do more than just drinking
game
its a game yakuza
@pseudo cargo yay
yes
its the last one
But I can't remember
wt song now?
song of life is the last
There's a yakuza 6 song of life
showing that guy
i chill out to the cyberpunk music
this is 0

y
That's so frickin cool
which one ?
ah that
its my favorite too
the trueno ae86
this too
explains the whole engine
You confused too right @pseudo cargo

izz boris

i tried several times now to glitch the WS door, all attempts either failed or had my pistol phase through the door for a millisecond (or had my character pushed back a few inches)
hmm
Sadge
Wtf
y
they said it was ez, but to me its a game of whether it works or not works, if it doesnt then im pissed
chest gang
i like the camo one
i like this outfit, it only works for kurtz 31 boat, knock off akula chopper and volatols big boi
i dont use it
kurtz 31 is a shit choice, unless you want the all 6 approach vehicles reward
it is
but its a PBR after all
i just have to do longfin approach next and then im done with all approaches
i have to do kurtz and im done
kurtz?
the problem with kurtz is that the boat is the speed, price, and armor
oh good luck with that lmao
armor: paper
price: y
speed: slightly slower than underwater toreador
takes ages to get the pb
stonks
to the island ?
no when u do prep work for approach
its really slow no very fast
but i have todo it once
quick tip , when u hijack it when u r doing the prep work , there gonna be helis coming after, just defend the boat for 3-4 wave of 2 helis and ur good to go
kurtz approach will be just like paleto bay arcade + diamond heist
far from casino, no elite, time sink etc etc
memes go to #memes-and-shitposting no?
same, and i dont have access to nsfw channels unless i give discord support what they want
that's why this server sucks, its just like pay to win
like there's a patrons voice channel wtf
wot
pay 2 win, when there is a discord server thats p2w?

yeah very weird
this discord server is not ea
what do u get if u pay?
because u didn't read the guidlines
nothing at all just better access to the server
how?
omg
theres not much difference between a patron and a normal user
oh , but still there are locked channels on public server and f up
i dont mind if there was locked channel on server only for moderators
i means its just a channel for patrons





