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weaponized kraken when
probably never coming, considering the toreador and stromberg

I still have hopes for a weaponized tug
someone never played storymode
With ferrari, poor ferrari 
Song: Martin and Gina by polo g
Servers: Atomic 1v1, Gangwars and lodrp
Lmao
Is this your screen?
No a streamer
Who?
The person who is lying is me
a modder left some modded cars at the airport
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
rip
can someone explain this
12 kd huh? Probably kille 12 people and has <= 1 death
when i search up gta 6 concept trailer all i get it is blinding lights 
Finally did the cayo perico for the first time
8.5/10.
Fr act 3 in a nutshell
xD! You killed them all silently? Enjoy this alarm until you're done hacking!
10/10 on that fast stealth there
Yes I did, and the alarm doesn't bother me too much after doing this exact prep for the 20184879384th time
It's just annoying it gets set off
the entire point of me being silent is to avoid the alarm 
nothing beats the humane labs alarm though
So funny how the alarm goes off yet he took out everybody yk
Yes this is the joke
The alarm doesn't matter once they're all dead 
I wasn't asking a literal question smh
Like who tf set it off
yeah but it's mildly annoying
Yea ik
I honestly could care less and I’d just mute my TV if it was that annoying to listen to
so care less 
Which it isn’t
wait
The one for the dch prep was super annoying
They finally made it quite
Yeah
ears gone
It was funny tho tbh
Yea console players have it all the sound through tv
fucking blasting your ears
entire neighborhood smh
it has been 6 minutes and no one has DM'd me on my LFG offer ;w;
My ears would be dead
LOL
Yea wouldn’t wanna have neighbors coming asking me why tf they hear an alarm going off
Tell them you're going to rob a drug dealer soon
the IRS and ATF would like to know your location
Lol
I love it when Pavel says “I wonder what security El Rubio has put in since we last visited”
Like nothing tbh
🤣
Mr. Rubio is too deep in a drug induced paranoia to even be bothered
Fr
He’s got so much money
It don’t matter
Yet he has his security travel there on a shitty fucking Velum
😂
Like upgrade them rich boi
Give them Luxor’s to all come and fly on yk
Damn you shot the pilot out wtf
Yes indeed
You good asf
I own a pyro too and ppl said it’s speed makes it ass for dog fighting, yet there’s so many ways to counter that
No way
you're great in the pyro!
Fr
smh sending a 28 second video for a part that happens in last 4 seconds
God mode jets are afraid of you
Didn’t crop
well I mean it's a plane shooting at a car what do you expect
Not to shoot the pilot out of the car
Still have to aim the guns at the driver
It’s really hard with pyro as the guns are very far apart
I mean it doesn't mean they'd be good at getting actual jet users lol
If you say so
He shot somebody out of lazer^^
I just don't think sniping people out of cars is very impressive and be saying "god modes are gonna fear you"
🤷♂️
well i mean yeah u can do it
I have shot so many people out of so many jets
He’s saying that cuz if he can shoot somebody out of a fucking car, then ofc he can get a god mode jet guy
I only clipped that one because of the guy I killed
I have way better ones on different jets
I just don't see how getting a driver is impressive to jump to that he can do jets as well
I'm replying to THIS video
In THIS video he shoots out a lazer pilot, not a car driver
Prepare for your dms to explode later with cockpit sniping clips
blocked! xdD!
LOOL
I will do it
That moment when it doesn't matter if the lazer is in god mode or not
I think shooting somebody out of car with weirdly placed MG’s is impressive
I can’t do it and I own a pyro
Pyro just so hard to control at low altitudes like that
Thermal in pyro?? 🤣
never again
Yea pvp against mk2 in pyro is fun
tried it once with pyro missiles, and it didn't work out well
thing is, I kill ground targets, so pyro isn't ideal
yeah
Lazer god tier
I can kill ground targets somewhat well with lazer, could definitely improve a bit
The hood view makes it so helpful with lazer
yeah, I use hood view most of the time
Shit op in hood view, nobody survives when you’re in hood view 😎
💯
Tbh just cuz the lazer is so good at dog fighting and ground targets, it could justify why it’s so expensive
😮
they'd probably rather spend that money on other stuff
Fr
you gotta love the lazer cannons
I do man
I sometimes went on rampage back then and just killed police helis with them lol
So op
@limpid solstice Use the appropriate Looking for Group (LFG) channel to find people to play with:
Apartment: #archive-pc|apartment-heist-lfg
Casino: #pc-l|casino-lfg
Cayo Perico: #pc-l|cayo-perico-lfg
Doomsday: #archive-pc|doomsday-lfg
Everything else: #pc-l|other-lfg
Requested by: @lethal birch
I did that when I first bought the lazer. Then I decided npcs were too boring so I switched to killing players instead
thermal can you help me get money ?
no
ok
Yea I see
use the lfg channels
Also how do you get Lester to do that @lethal birch
type "!lfg (user)"
So ping the user huh?
yep
@lethal birch Use the appropriate Looking for Group (LFG) channel to find people to play with:
Apartment: #archive-pc|apartment-heist-lfg
Casino: #pc-l|casino-lfg
Cayo Perico: #pc-l|cayo-perico-lfg
Doomsday: #archive-pc|doomsday-lfg
Everything else: #pc-l|other-lfg
Requested by: @broken flax
Yep
there we go
np
i like the lazer more for its functionality
But it looks sexy tho
but it's definitely not an ugly jet
b11 looks nice but performs shite in dogfights
I love the looks and how op it is
I like the looks too
B11 is a weird ass jet as it has 2 regular jet engines built in its design to be on a fighter jet
Idk why they did this irl
Should’ve just put afterburner and shit
🔥
imagine raining without cloud
Like seriously who tf uses regular jet engines on a jet like that
There’s a rain cloud
It’s that big one
Lol
'regional' raining
ok I'm back
- The Pyro is very viable in PVP both air to air and air to ground if you can back it up
- I have used thermal in the Pyro but do not anymore. It's pretty good I guess
Pyro just hard to learn with
eh
pyro is indeed hard to learn with
There’s a way to fly backwards in the pyro
I can do that very consistently
I wish I could learn that, but I’d probably fail ngl
I saw a video of somebody flying with 2 pyros around maze bank arena
It was super badass
Both went in same time
I can't do it that well lol
Well they could
They even flew right by each other
Famous clip actually
It was inside those columns
Which was trippy asf
Wow a B11 and a lazer in the fight in first video
I have more clips but I'm lazy
going into VTOL is the only way to beat a pyro when you're in a hydra
he was close
Fucking just gave it all away the 2nd he did that
Ig that true but like so vulnerable tho
he just wasn't very good
Cannons are good
Yea true
Vtol is good for people who don’t know how to fly
I already own a mk2 for pve
Lmfao
Way better
For HH
Fastest HH I’ve done was in 1:30
I’d rather use lazer for HH
ok
EVERY, SINGLE, TIME I look at this car,
I was like what happened to me when I made this choice
ok
Lol
the hydra is awesome for killing ground targets but for dogfights? it's not good
ye
True, but idk I’d rather just use a lazer tbh
same
Since it’s easier to fly
lazer is more agile so I have an easier time turning around to dive bomb
but hdyra gets the job done too
hydra is pve
lazer is pvp
Lame
remember guys, hydra is only good for pvp in godmode 
Lol
Tf
lazer is more susceptible to turbulence
Doesn’t matter tbh
it's a pain in the rain
makes sense since it's a light aircraft
Light weight but big sex
I love it how you climb into the lazer right in front of the explosive cannons
😂
Cya lol
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they did this to improve durability, if one engine went out the pilot could still shakily fly back to base with just 1 engine left
they do not even need auto pilot to help either
Oh wow I see, makes more sense now
thay made it very easy to pilot
That’s cool didn’t know that was the intention of it
https://youtu.be/nPTWCCqGmcs it says advertising rules are relaxed so this should be fine
Not even a joke, how he loose tho.
backstory, this guy claimed to be a god at dogfights. He only accepted dogfights from new players so i acted like a noob to get him to fight me, sadly he gets obliterated.
LOL not a single Krieger on the track other than mine...
not using the deveste 
revive
revive
no u
Hellow people I've made a short machinima/cinematic vid in GTA 5, i hangout here every now and then, so im not just a random person who throws his crappy YouTube links in the chat and disappears.
Some people are so sensitive when it comes to sharing stuff like this so i wanted to make sure first if i send a YouTube video here you wont lose ur shit
I simply think you can enjoy the video, you don't need to subscribe or like the video as it states in the description, thats for YouTube community.
Yeah let me know if u wanna see it and i'll send the link its about 2 and a half minutes long, so it shouldn't take much of your time too 😅
Eating the caviar
Yep his favorite
Upside down oppressor on PC 😎
Keyboard but its tuff
Understandable
Pro tip: zoom out when flying upside down on the Mk2. It helps. 
That takeout at the end : 
I am looking for people that can do
act 2 b2b whit me I play on xbox only
@main basin Use the appropriate Looking for Group (LFG) channel to find people to play with:
Apartment: #archive-xb|apartment-heist-lfg
Casino: #xb1|casino-lfg
Cayo Perico: #xb1|cayo-perico-lfg
Doomsday: #archive-xb|doomsday-lfg
Everything else: #xb1|other-lfg
Requested by: @severe garnet
Lol
Yea I like contact races bc of how chaotic it is
Come back chopper nooooooo
Make it blast 😄
When your proximity doesn’t wanna come out
@lethal birch
e
No school today boys 👍
awareness for ps players on gta
Why is there a shirtless fat man on my jacket that didn't used to be there
Help some 1 please
maybe a modder made it that ? idk 😂
Is there modders on xbxo one
I am so confused
Sometimes for me, if I put an outfit on with a decal, and then put on another outfit, it transfers
something similar is prob happening
Pog
pog
Close one
couldn't stand V's shit anymore
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you failed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvTNd1sEdc0 satisfying to me
This is my first time killing The Professional. I have several other videos of killing him and his crew that you all should check out and for those of you who are complaining, it’s just a video game.
The Amazing CJ
One of the griefer plebs
He's like the Professional, but for the "griefer" community
Thinks he's the righteous homo sapien over all us troglodytes 😔
At least from the two or three "response videos" I've seen of his
Same with this other pepega "lowkey x"
The only lowkey x vid ive seen is his description on all types of tryhards lol
I just saw one today (the one "response" to Ghillie's Tryhard Discussion vid)
And a thumbnail + caption combo which honestly makes me wanna puke
bruh
this guy using the word "amazing" to describe himself reminded me of this https://youtu.be/EoNMZuYm6Ic?t=595
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That video title is hmmmm....
quite something

Bruh
@torn cypress 
sus
Bruh

pegging sequel coming up on the bonus channel for patreon supporters 
Imagine having monies 😔

That name makes my eyes bleed
That's a good video ngl
Headphone user wary though 
Earrape in the first 10sec
Made me laugh
You'd think people would have some sense of what they're playing but hmmmm 
Fluffy donuts in the comments 🥺


I accidentally jumped a red light in GTA San Andreas yesterday, I felt so bad I went and discredited my driver's license 🥺
I am a terrible human being 🥺
:ded:

cough
pogu
these people treat gta like
the sims or something
eddishuwu[ultralight griefer]
@torn cypress
great music!
Bruh
lmao 
@idle maple rick roll? didnt open
Lmao
totally legit my guy
No it’s legit
Smh

Lol

sorry not sorry 
i get rick rolled everyday 

@lethal birch
ok
nice mk2 kill
Nice kills
They were all the same wannabe on a mk2.
He was following me for like 4 minutes so I decided to get rid of him
He was level 280
Wacky shit
I only chased jets when I was under rank 100
Didn’t know how op jets were
Now I don’t fuck with them
If I’m on mk2, I’ll just jump off or run away
You can take em out with few Hevay sniper hits
Mhm
Nothing problematic
If they fly low enough
they have to fly low, otherwise they couldnt kill you
You ever heard of vertical bombing?
The answer is no
I don’t need your answer to know
Doesn’t the hydra have longer explosive cannon range??
Only 1 %of all players are able to do that
Like 1.6x @broken flax
Damn
Kinda makes hydra more worth it but it’s such a fat jet
But then again, it’s the 3rd fastest jet in gta where lazer is 8th
I can fly backward and kill you without you being able to get a shot on me
Just saying
Lets find ou 🙂
Idk how to fly backwards
We don’t need to I recorded it
I’m gonna learn it
This isn’t
There’s a video of a pyro flying under maze bank columns
You do understand that you can’t aim straight up right?
With another pyro, crazy asf
Yes lmfao
I ain’t dumb
I’m talking to him
I’ve tried before it’s impossible
Dude, this is just a random clip lmao
It’s a clip that proves you won’t be able to kill me
this, is nothing
Since it’s common knowledge that there is no way to beat a good Pilot
You stall the jet, then turn it 180 and you can control it for a few seconds right @hasty ermine
im open
As in facing down @broken flax
Yea
Nah it flys normally after that
I’ve seen clip of hydra doing that close to ground it’s badass and he didn’t crash
A what?
Well not ring but like huge curve
Like how you fly in an arch while facing down
No i saw him flip the jet downwards then he fired cannon left and right, then pulled up in time and flew away, destroyed a bunch of cars
Who did that
What lvl are you? 5?
I can think of what you mean
It’s an arch curve tho
Idk how to do it but like damn
It was low to ground too
Surprised he didn’t crash
It was with hydra too
So anyway
@lethal birch prove to me how good you are
Show me you sniping a jet above you
Add Murrexx00
No, pc
I’m on xbox
He can only prove PC
Just show me a clip
Bro I suck at killing ppl tbh, but I ain’t the absolute worst
of me sniping?
I do get ppl mad sometimes
Someone out a jet
Not while they flying out you too
That’s ez
Show me them flying right above you like you said
Damn
That was a car
Nice kill
Anyway this is the guy who dogfights with me a lot
Twoshoes, wanted me to fight this guy so I did and he used my clips I recorded for him
Seeing 9k rush into yo bank acc tho
Something doesn’t seem right with that clip
Not even a hit marker
Delayed kill
Modder role on your profile
...
10B LMFAOO
I had mods
Looks like you had a lot of mods for 10B
Not to mention that bullet would have hit his car door or front left tire
No where near the window
I dont clip everything
Maybe too lucky lmao
Said he lost some HP, then game fully said it’s kill
Thats the last one i have
Explosive rounds when you snipe
Had to use expl on mk2 since it has more armor than jet and nearly impossible to hit
I use it in very hard cases, to snipe Avenger or Mk2 or Noobcars
Impossible to snipe mk2 off without expl
Avenger
Avenger takes so many explosive rounds
I have some clips in vehicles
Just use an rpg
Fr
Not if you hit the rotor
RPG slow
Where do you snipe it
Avengers are usually hover mode
The rotor
I’ll have to try it
So the back part be like the shitty helis
Lol
How many to the rotor @lethal birch
Expl rounds
Nice outfit
They attacked me XD
Dude was running away
Lol
Boonk gang
That outfit is solid @lethal birch
that ones lit too
I only like it cause it’s got a cool af tint 
Yes
I wonder when this car will be purchasable by us and not disappear when approached 
lmao
My guy looks good right?
ouch
My guy looks good right?
@lethal birch Joe exotic gta edition
Oh my god, I’m changing him lmao
*i do not condone griefing
guys send me friend requests pls thank you
Why does this happen wtf
Peer to peer or something? Host left
Idk
public lobby
I'm still in the lobby but alone
That's a good thing
Now you can do your jobs alone lol
Yea xd but i don't know if the lobby is now glitched or smth
Must be a connection problem
Maybe it has something to do with the solo lobby glitch 🤔
wall of death
I have never seen someone hang around like that after attempting to kill me 
when ( sus) killer killed
I had the same problen, it was so annoying because once it kicked me out in the middle of hanging out with randoms
your internet is poo and they all got disconnected from you
you damn right is poop btw
I was having like +1000 ping lol
hello game?
You downloaded too many mods
the plane so funny lmao
looks like someone from the 80s
it means u r lucky 
the guy in the suit 
hmmmm
AMG GT
With neon....
U prob didn’t do the glitch right 
i closed the application when the green flashed
Well I guess not
bogdan replays = 👶 , doomsday scenario replays = 💪
weee
That shit happened to me as well, R* doesn’t seem to test their game
do the preps in invite only lobby, multiplayer is buggy
thx
fr bruh but if u got a computer u can act like a karen and complain to them abt it with a screenshot and theyll give u 2 million, and if u say u didnt get it theyll do it again
free four million
bruh like wait a day then do it again with the same screenshot too
they dont even care theyll jusdt do it over and over
That’s just rockstar for you
Are you rewarded for reporting a bug?
Nvm wrong channel
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Also kid: "you need to stay in school"
-GTAO community
After 3 months I finally found where the gta casino is in real life, it’s based on the Hollywood Park Casino.
please give me the funny swagchamp likes
Rockstar heist failed.
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that was so close

all that for 35k
like, people who needs that 35k will not win this
and people who can win this will not need 35k

do u have zancudo hangar ? if yes, doesn't show up (or im blind). if no, then how are u in there without a wanted lvl ?
it did show up
ok im blind
Lol
Doesn’t show up during missions/free mode events that’s why he was fine
hm
I always steal lazer on my way north for dch duggan shipments, saves me time at the end from nearly failing lol
As a r* employee myself. I can confirm
I guess that happens
Lol
thats cool
You shouldved closed it when ur character comes down the stairs in the los santos airport
that's nothing compared to this
not even a good parking spot smh
Kid: demonstrates improper grammar
Also kid: "you need to stay in school"
-GTAO community
You must love that meme
I have it on bind
And my dumbass keeps hitting it
Nooo
when you have no muscles and organs
eating disorder i reckon
yeah i've won bigger, got the jackpot once
should i play more or cash out with profit?
https://youtu.be/uXjkBp85ykI?t=657 the guard is not even terrified
Beschrijving hier.


I keep away from the casino other than the wheel. I mean i convert cash into coins every day to store them safe
Kind of yeah
@loud grail

R* misleading us into thinking we have both when it’s only 3-card poker??
No, didn’t know I could switch
Which table is out
I can also change styles if I buy em from casino store

no
🤮
That's my garage
theres no modders on ps4
It's so good
Merge glitch
I'm getting F1s on my Nightshark 
you got like a video tutorial or smt?
Oh wait @novel sage
My weevil just turned itself back normal

I switched session
Didn’t save
As you have a plated nightshark
Thats modded
Also looks ass
plated ew
What's plated mean
plates just scream "im a new player"
it has window plates that dont let you use stickybombs and handheld weapons for more protection
Oh
which isnt even that much. a minigun will still kill you through the plates
My guy he's on ps4.
So are you lol
Well I can't customise it as I need moc
You don't
You need moc for liveries
Not for customizing .
It's available on lsc
I can't take in is ls customs
You killed the lsc guy then
It should be possible on lsc. Cause I did it
I'm buying that today anyway
I need 400k
I'm getting a modded deluxo
Tomorrow
Somone is giving me it
ew, modded cars
It won't be
It might be
I know that it won't be
around 208
Tried saving it by changing armor to 80 and changing outfits
Didn't save either time
Both with my Weevil and my Nightshark
😔
I'm getting a modded deluxo
Tomorrow
what an event
can't beat that tho
nice couch

haha
Yes I most certainly need shark cards on my modded account, thanks for the offer 

They were offering 9m extra before the update dropped on megladon, R* was hungry asf that week 
Bet they grabbed a lot of kids those following weeks
Was like 3m, then 5, then 7, then peaked at 9
Crazy asf
But mega ass still
LMAO
I made 40k+ off BJ already
Today
Dealer started to grab me a little tho so be careful
My game actually LOVES CRASHING
Wow

Ok
And game decided to crash
wow nice
LMAO

so i had to submit a ticket LMFAO
Duffel bag??
cayo perico
Oh lol
U know the cutscene where u give the guy the duffel bag
Taht
I handed it
And then it just said an error has occurred
Happens on PC..
Oh it always does that after heists
We quick restarted alot
I have only 5 million
The top part is filled up based on how many chips you own
I bought yacht on 50% discount tho
Me too
Didn’t pay full price mf that
Yacht is too expensive
Yea cuz ur broke
Not if on discount
I can afford it full price
Atleast i can hide from a “oppresser mk3 grefier"
oprresser mk3 be like ORBITAL cannon no cool down free of charge
Me too lol as long as they’re not being a dick
Sub is a mini OC already
Takes more skill tho pussys
True
Imagine spending 750K To kill someone for 2 seconds?
Take pic when blue starts flashing at end
If you have money that is cheap
Who would waste 750k for nothing tho
IKR
The riches
me, an intellectual:
I’d rather waste it on champagne, 150k
Legit the guy who gets orbital cannon is respawning in a second
Wtf
So we spent 750K on nothing..
Modded stfu
ok
TRUE MOMENT
This is story mod
U cant be flexing with modded money
Atleast with bogdan glitch ur doing the work
Tbh
Spoiled alert 🚨
Another@L
Maybe his parents just bought shark cards 🤣
Damn you guys took it that seriously
Lmfao
Idc
Then again if nobody bought shark cards there wouldnt be DLCS tbh
Just funny how you even show us
LMFAO
fax tho
What to buy with 2.5 million
@idle maple I'm sure that you're confused rn
Getting unsuspended in PC in like 4 more days
“I modded cuz I’m pussy can’t play ezz heist”
tbh 2bil isnt much compared to some people
LOL
my friend got like 30 trillion 
LMFAOO
How about act 3??
What to buy with 2.5 million?
NOT EZ
Sub






xD
