gta-media

[idle maple]

I swear orb losers target people with high kds

[lethal birch]

No I just got opps

Old friends

[unreal aspen]

that's what he gets for being a furry

[proper grove]

fr

[verbal kettle]

what a degenerate

[unreal aspen]

who, the furry raccoon or the tryhard @verbal kettle

[cyan crag]

Tryhard

Imagine tryharding in gta bruh

[verbal kettle]

kd warrior

[nocturne otter]

Don't be like that, they're gonna get mad and kill you.

Just a griefer. Idk about you being good tho

[lethal birch]

Nice!!!

56-0 Lzzz

[cyan crag]

You know that he was afk, yes?

[lethal birch]

no

no one stays afk to get killed 56 times like a loser

[cyan crag]

Are you stupid or stupid?

[lethal birch]

that guy got rekt

lzzz

[cyan crag]

ok

[unreal aspen]

this is a prime example of discord conversations

[cyan crag]

Nah i just know that hes trolling so im not gonna argue with him

[unreal aspen]

imagine quitting conversations Lzzzz

[lethal birch]

I'm not trollin you dumbass

[cyan crag]

You do

[lethal birch]

no one stays afk long enough to be killed 56 times by one person

[cyan crag]

Why

Youre not gonna get kicked when someone kills you

[lethal birch]

you get kicked after 15 mins of inactivity

that guy was probably moving around to no avail

[cyan crag]

When someone kills you the timer resets

[lethal birch]

makes no sense

that means you can stay in the lobby forever while someone kills you

[unreal aspen]

pretty sure its true though

[lethal birch]

I'll need evidence for that

because in my experience when I'm killing an afk player, in the end they leave

[silk remnant]

Dude wtf

[brittle tundra]

[cyan crag]

Seems legit

That crew bruh

[brittle tundra]

cant read it

[cyan crag]

xd OG Tryhardz lx

[lethal birch]

[gloomy rampart]

Cool name

[unreal aspen]

xl OG Tyhardz lx

not xd

[gloomy rampart]

Mors mutual are u ever off this server

[cyan crag]

even more cringe

Now it sound like its not a joke

[unreal aspen]

maybe

maybe not

[silk remnant]

How does one even get that high a kd like bruh

[cyan crag]

Modded

[silk remnant]

I mean I did manage to kill the dude so I don't think he was modding

He did however keep killing himself when he was low health so maybe it doesn't lower your kd in gta

[cyan crag]

Yes but its still imposible to get that kd

Hes just a kiddo ignore him

[silk remnant]

Is it though I mean he was killing everyone in "legit" ways

Maybe he just goes out of his way to kill alot lol

But dame I thought the 100 kd guy I found was bad

[idle maple]

Professional EXPOSED?!?!??!?!?!?!?😱 😱 😱 😱

[void ether]

I ran into a guy like that last night, although not as crazy

[woeful stream]

Probably Lzzz

He has an account making fun of professional

[crisp pecan]

Probably someone else pretending to be professional

[atomic sail]

Big 666

[silk remnant]

@void ether how does that dude have such a high kd at such a low level smh

[lethal birch]

If he was afk he would've timed out before I could've gotten 56 kills on him moron

[lethal birch]

No it doesn't

[void ether]

Modded, surely

Though he does enjoy using a jet, so maybe hes just really good with jets?

[serene sinew]

No I found a level 15 with a 220 kd is could being good at the game

[eager pulsar]

K/D is kills/death, so just dont die to keep a high kd

[hasty ermine]

I’m literally the best dogfighter here

Sorry to say

[lethal birch]

Cleanest kills I've gotten

All while listening to doom music

[lethal birch]

He was a rank 30 😂 I'm honestly so fucking good at this game @cyan crag @verbal kettle

[cobalt bison]

why is michael in my online session and trying to fight me?

[verbal kettle]

cant even fight people high enough to fight back your dog lmao

[lethal birch]

You know most tryhards have other accounts.

They hide their main

@verbal kettle

Like my kd?

[verbal kettle]

kd is a joke in this game you get a jet and farm low levels you cant fight back

[nocturne otter]

_ KdR MaTtErs My LiFe I Am GooD PlAyEr_

[lethal birch]

I am one of the best player actually

under 50 deaths

[nocturne otter]

That doesn't mean that your good

[verbal kettle]

one of the best is uveserpro an actully pro player you are just a wannabe tryhard

[lethal birch]

You're brain dead if you think I'm not

[nocturne otter]

LMFAO

[verbal kettle]

clown

[nocturne otter]

Not tryhard, Cryhard

He's gonna cry when he dies.

[lethal birch]

Uversuspro ain't one of the best 😂😂 He's just got a large following and simps like you think he's good

[verbal kettle]

you are trash that cant even play base or rng

[lethal birch]

I play base

[verbal kettle]

doubt

[nocturne otter]

He's talking like he's pro

[lethal birch]

Base is for noobs tho so hardly

Beach is where most of the tryhards go

lsia is best

[verbal kettle]

but you cant even play beach lmao

[lethal birch]

Base mostly arsen y's territory

[lethal birch]

You do realize you're talking to a pvp god right?

[nocturne otter]

Arsen is goood, but I'm sure that Cargo dude is gonna ignore him

[nocturne otter]

LMFAO

[lethal birch]

Arsen is a pedo

He's irrelevant

[verbal kettle]

im talking to a braindead idiot

prob a token grabber lmao

[lethal birch]

You're talking to yourself?

Okay I'll let you keep talking to yourself then

[verbal kettle]

clown

[lethal birch]

Still talking to yourself I see

Your skill and your kd will never compare to mine

[nocturne otter]

Guys

Listen

Let's just ignore him.

I smell brain ded.

let's stop

[verbal kettle]

nah but you can keep thinking that your good while you be 40 years old in your moms basment im just gonna block you so i dont get more braindamage

[nocturne otter]

Just stop talking with him @verbal kettle

[lethal birch]

Moved outta my parent's at 17 tf you mean bro?

[verbal kettle]

i blocked him

[nocturne otter]

Just ignore him

He thinks that he's a god

[lethal birch]

Yeah you did but you can still see my messages

[nocturne otter]

brainded god

[lethal birch]

I am a god tho

God of GTA

what he was saying about "dog shitting" on a level 30 he has less health than him if he cares to notice

[verbal kettle]

chernobog is fun to kill with too bad its weak

[lethal birch]

Ye

worst thing is you need to switch seats each time to use it but eh

[verbal kettle]

at least they have the hitbox a buff

[lethal birch]

ye

[verbal kettle]

rockstart is weid tho recently they nerfed the bombushka

r*

[wooden garnet]

Hardly think that's a nerf

More likely to be a bug with the firing mechanics

Will it be fixed? Probably not

[lethal birch]

[remote laurel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/379374202031177729/701682022783123456/Grand_Theft_Auto_V_2020-04-19_11-47-04_Trim.mp4

[loud grail]

Terrorbyte having its time

[verbal kettle]

lmao

[remote laurel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/471549430169075753/727896420929241107/Grand_Theft_Auto_V_2020-05-17_13-05-47_Trim.mp4

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/471549430169075753/700525367248683049/Grand_Theft_Auto_V_2020-04-14_03-25-59_Trim.mp4

idk why i clipped this

[lethal birch]

@wispy fulcrum you ain't got nothn on me

[quiet merlin]

not even 2 bar shooting stat 🤔

[lethal birch]

probably can only hold 500 reserve

[nocturne otter]

I just saw that LMFAO

[nocturne otter]

Look how dirty he played

[true dawn]

litrally me

[lethal birch]

there's no playing dirty. GTA is about crime

[thick terrace]

Can somebody help me get an mk2 oppressor

[lethal birch]

I’m setting up a huge meet any car all allowed drag drift race later one

I got 4 so far

[exotic torrent]

@lethal birch Still happenign rn

??

nvm im on xbox

[lethal birch]

xd

[true dawn]

how that tear gas land perfectly

how u cannot fking shoot through this glass

[proper grove]

at last i found a way in

[wanton flame]

😳

[lethal birch]

😳

[lethal birch]

Holy shit. Legit 🚮

like2grind

Another little grinder is mad

Shoot some npcs at least lmao

lmao

[proper grove]

HOLY SHIT

[lethal birch]

This is just yelling i’m a trash godmode speedo, thermal jet user

You mad that I'm so much better than you

It’s laughable

Keep crying

I wouldn’t play on shitty consoles to be mad on high school kids tbf

Stay mad

Cry

Lzzzzz cry 1-0 you're trash

🚮

Grinding is a waste of time

i bet that's you

Who tf grinds

aren't you a grinder?

[hoary rune]

nice shot

[lethal birch]

I got 100 deaths from other players rn

[lethal birch]

No i have modded money since 2014

[lethal birch]

So why are you crying about my kd then 😂

[proper grove]

both of you are crying just stop

[forest latch]

mood rn 🥲

[storm mica]

They look so awkward lmao

[wispy fulcrum]

all he does is kill low levels using the oppressor

and he uploads him killing them LMFAOO

[broken flax]

Just chillin

[proper grove]

no emotion

[storm mica]

Mhm

[shell pulsar]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/767260071742406678/803164339125223424/image0.gif

[true dawn]

working hard to get his KD matching to his lv

[clever tusk]

True ogs know the reference

[true dawn]

wew, way easier than i expected

[light pike]

Yea

[proper grove]

pretty cool

[glad lance]

i flew over 15km in one of those

so easy

[mellow hazel]

pls use ro

[lethal birch]

modders

its snowing

[lethal birch]

you seem to be having a boring life

[cyan crag]

Bruh the guy on the chat

[clever tusk]

@lethal birch not by any means

very difficult tbh

[cyan crag]

cringe

[broken flax]

Rn

[lethal birch]

they released the cargo truck

[plush dock]

Pog

[vital gust]

[proper grove]

lmfao

wow bro a pegasus vehicle!

im assuming

[broken flax]

New podium guys

[plush dock]

Ooo

[lethal birch]

looks nice

[broken flax]

Wtf is this car

[lethal birch]

Cheetah

[wooden garnet]

Cheetah Classic, not bad

[broken flax]

Damn

[lethal birch]

that's not a car it's a jet

[lethal birch]

Ghost org thermal jet

moron

[wooden garnet]

He's talking about the podium vehicle fam

[broken flax]

LOL

[lethal birch]

50-0

[wooden garnet]

Not your thermal jet

[lethal birch]

Scorecard doesn't mean anything if you just abusing bst Ghost org

[quiet merlin]

You aren't bored?

[wooden garnet]

Cargobob? Meh.

[broken flax]

Cargobobs discount LMFAOO

[plush dock]

Your in a jet and it seems to be W casual

[wooden garnet]

Maybe I buy, to troll faggio drivers

[lethal birch]

Now I'm tempted to buy myself the jetsam for looks

[broken flax]

Which cargobob is better?? Kinda wanna troll with one of them

[lethal birch]

Low rank grinder

[proper grove]

it's both the same

[lethal birch]

Cuz currently my cargobob is just chrome

[wooden garnet]

Jetsam is quieter

[broken flax]

Isn’t the white one just quieter or something

[broken flax]

I’ll just buy white idc lol

[lethal birch]

Should I buy the jetsam for the looks

[broken flax]

LOL

[plush dock]

It went to 63 to 8

[lethal birch]

I've 96-0d someone sit down @plush dock

[proper grove]

woo hoo vetir pegasus vehicle cant wait to never fucking use it

[wooden garnet]

Chrome bob 😳

[broken flax]

It’s 40% off for each

I think

Not bad discount

[lethal birch]

Chrome is the only colour I liked on the regular cargobob so that's what I put

[broken flax]

Wtf ardent on discount, imagine buying that

[plush dock]

I beat low-key x 20 to 10 and am retired lol

[lethal birch]

The other colours keep the camo and look horrible with it

Lemme guess you ewo too

[lethal birch]

lowkey is a wannabe

[plush dock]

Ik that’s why I destroyed him

Ik am ass at gta

But I hold my own

@lethal birch what crew you in?

[broken flax]

Which do I buy??

[lethal birch]

Most Hated Griefers @plush dock

[broken flax]

LMFAOO

Idk tbh

[lethal birch]

If you have a lot of money I would get jetsam @broken flax

[vital gust]

whats the difference?

[plush dock]

Nice

[lethal birch]

Looks much better

[broken flax]

Camo is cool, but I’d rather have it quiet I’ve flown other one and it’s annoying

[lethal birch]

The camo makes it look ugly with anything other than stock colour or chrome imo

And chrome removes the camo sooo

[vital gust]

whats the difference between normal cargobob and the jetstream

[broken flax]

Yea

[vital gust]

besides the skin

[broken flax]

One is quieter

[lethal birch]

Jetsam looks better and is quieter

Performance wise no difference

[vital gust]

i would go with jetsam

[lethal birch]

Imagine flexing your KD in gta

[plush dock]

It’s a fake barcode 🤮

[lethal birch]

Barcode thermal probably ewo too

You can't make the og ones anymore

[plush dock]

They are trash because there fake lll

[plush dock]

That’s the point lol you can’t make yourself look good by a name

[lethal birch]

ppl think high KD means skill but in gta it does the exact opposite

[plush dock]

Then your just all talk and no show

[lethal birch]

It's not for looking good? It's unrecognizable

[plush dock]

Ik but all the fake barcodes out there am glad I made my other acc a barcode lol

[lethal birch]

Barcode ghost org thermal jet tryhard

[vital gust]

Lol

[lethal birch]

It's a fresh acc

[lethal birch]

Yeah I do so what

[plush dock]

Exactly so it’s all show and no go

[plush dock]

So your a wannabe?

[lethal birch]

You don't gain anything from doing that

[lethal birch]

Ewo resets health lmao how does that make me a wannabe?

No skill

As in ewo midfight to avoid dying

[plush dock]

I was a tryhard in 2014 so I actually know how to fight lol

[lethal birch]

I would destroy you in a 1v1 stfu

Without thermal jet ghost org and BST?

[plush dock]

Kill him you deal with me and my crew

They would delete your wannabe ass

[lethal birch]

You don't even play on pc gl

[golden harness]

Drama has no place here. If you have issues with someone, please message @wise anvil.
Requested by: @glad lance

[lethal birch]

Shiver me timbers I'm so scared

[broken flax]

Wow renovations again on discount

[lethal birch]

Lmfao dumbass

[lethal birch]

Cheers

[broken flax]

Lol

[lethal birch]

Renovations again

[plush dock]

How tho?

[broken flax]

Again

They look like they’re worse now

[lethal birch]

He's on pc i can't kill him if I wanted too

But I would fuck him up if I was on pc

[glad lance]

shut the fuck up

[plush dock]

Ik

[glad lance]

you too

[lethal birch]

You don't even know how much I pvp and say that

[plush dock]

No you wouldn’t with your wannabe ass

You probably cry when you die

[lethal birch]

What's your psn so I can stalk your crew

[plush dock]

Go try act smart in the wannabe discord

[glad lance]

go fight somewhere else

jesus

[lethal birch]

@glad lance stfu

[plush dock]

Stalk me lol or stall my old crew because my crew has a lot of heat already

[lethal birch]

What's your crew

[plush dock]

I wanted to talk about the new car xD

[plush dock]

Hated survivors

My psn is IxErrorxl

[lethal birch]

Ight I'm gonna 1-0 you in future

and upload you

[plush dock]

Ok

Good luck :p

[broken flax]

What did you blow up??

[lethal birch]

people

[glad osprey]

Is it me or those things almost gives you 0 damage once they blow up

[broken flax]

Damn you suck that bad?

[proper grove]

the true purpose of this vehicle

[broken flax]

Lol

[severe garnet]

Wait this vehicle had a purpose?

[storm laurel]

is the vetir publicly out now?

[proper grove]

yus

[storm laurel]

ooo

[proper grove]

and it's pegasus so

[storm laurel]

ah rip

[severe garnet]

Pepegasus

[proper grove]

a cool part about it is that it easily goes over those small walls on roads

[loud grail]

@glad osprey how much ram do you have

[glad osprey]

16 GB @ 3200 Mhz

[loud grail]

Ur cpu bottlenecking

[glad osprey]

Hm wierd cause its a 3600

[loud grail]

Thats why the sluttering

Ur cpu cant handle ur gpus performance

[storm laurel]

whats your GPU?

[loud grail]

His gpu is good

[glad osprey]

Zotac RTX 3090 Trinity

[storm laurel]

ah

[loud grail]

Coz good fps

[storm laurel]

yeah makes sense why it's bottlenecking then

[glad osprey]

Well i was thinking to switch to a 5800x

[loud grail]

Yea change coz ur cpu cant handle the performance of ur gpu

[heady cairn]

Yay

[broken flax]

[heady cairn]

Wait

[glad osprey]

Good thing my current MB has the update for the 5000 series then

[broken flax]

It was long enough R*

[heady cairn]

Whats the trade price for the shit truck

@obsidian acorn

[broken flax]

There is none

Well no sale price

[heady cairn]

There is a trade price

[storm laurel]

he means these

[broken flax]

But it’s 1.222M

[heady cairn]

1.222.500

[broken flax]

Sorry I thought you meant sale

Or something lol

[heady cairn]

Oh

Np

[broken flax]

This is stupidest change ever

[heady cairn]

Would've been cool if we got 2x on crates ngl

Yeah

[broken flax]

Fr I have 75+ crates in my warehouses

[heady cairn]

Is that a business battle or smt?

[broken flax]

Idk why R* added 10 mins like

[heady cairn]

Ye

[broken flax]

The Patrick thing is for the dch as a gunman

[heady cairn]

I have around 60 on one and around 40 on another

Ohh

I think I have that

[broken flax]

I do too

They still I doubt have patched the glitch spot on route 68

Where the van can’t be opened

When it’s on dirt road

[heady cairn]

Oh

Btw for dch do you get avi or paige

[lethal birch]

How much is the new vehicle?

[heady cairn]

*btw

Normal 1.6m trade 1.2m

[broken flax]

Avi is when you destroy 50 signal jammers

[lethal birch]

Bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[heady cairn]

Yeah I know that

Which one do you use usually

[broken flax]

Wait do you mean just to run heist then??

[heady cairn]

Yeah

[broken flax]

Oh umm well it depends. If you have gold/diamonds, I’d recommend avi as he gives 10 more sec over page (3:30 vs 3:20) and for art, you can use 7% hacker if you’re good hacker and teammate as well. Can use 5 if you’re a god pro hacker ig

[proper grove]

lmao

[heady cairn]

Yeah

[heady cairn]

Lol

[severe garnet]

It’s probably because the vehicle is so bad, MMI forgot that you already got it

[proper grove]

I dipped the right wing in the water a bit and it said it broke lmao

couldn't use bombs but it flew like normal I think

[severe garnet]

Somehow that reminds me of the kosatka icon bug

Where the kosatka icon was on my car

[proper grove]

I kept getting it as my yacht

[severe garnet]

The game thought my kosatka was beached

So my car stopped working

[wooden garnet]

Tfw 😔

Just...yeah...

😔

[severe garnet]

[fierce sorrel]

Wag wan.

[wooden garnet]

Goes to show how crazy it is doing this sort of stuff in combat, on K&M, with no visual on your target 😔

[proper grove]

ah yes chop but irl

[broken flax]

When the cargobob takes up a medium space when the pyro is a small aircraft with the same length

[proper grove]

lmao

[lethal birch]

Rockstar logic

[finite light]

Should I post this on Reddit? I mean, it's FAN-ART... and kinda fake obviously, but...

I could try something similar with GTA V, but I'd need a different silhouette.

[shy frigate]

Prolly

[finite light]

Lemme watermark it.

[shy frigate]

Glad i could help

[finite light]

There.

[blazing kettle]

Looks good

[shy frigate]

Vapid slamtruck more like Vapid scamtruck

[shy frigate]

Nice

[wooden garnet]

Pretty epic

Now I can stay away from GTA Online for another month or so

@sand quest Nothing much myself

[sand quest]

[wooden garnet]

Man was in godmode btw

Otherwise that missile was almost on point, the kill shoulda been mine

@novel sage First steps

[novel sage]

pog

that starling looks nice too

mine is just black with yellow as secondary

[severe garnet]

Try the issi sport and the Oleg pro line™️

https://youtu.be/QrhrDgVcfRU

[wooden garnet]

I would try it if I had time

[severe garnet]

I did the pro line successfully in like 2 tries

definitely didn’t dump the car into the sea after finishing

[wooden garnet]

I just wanted to play the game a bit, try for a new non-elite Personal Best of CPH (which I failed to do ), do some reemode and finish the weekly time trial

Sometimes though, reemode is pretty epic...

[severe garnet]

. .
O

[idle maple]

trash outfit 👎

[languid owl]

wtf

[idle maple]

also how tf our character see the text messages in the shower?

[languid owl]

idk

[wooden garnet]

How do our characters call other people while swimming

@loud grail Finally had some non-Mk2 action today

[rancid hull]

Ok

[loud grail]

Lol@wooden garnet

@idle maple its isnt realistic gta

[royal dune]

https://youtu.be/5dI75MlFEfs
BTFO'd a parasitic squeaker and caught it on video.

[severe garnet]

So this thing spawns in the archive now

[wooden garnet]

It always did

Well, always as in since the start it had a chance of spawning.

[barren geyser]

@grand wagon

[grand wagon]

ayo tf lol

[wooden garnet]

I had it spawn in once during snowtime

That along with all the other dripfeed vehicles like the quad

[lethal birch]

I need help vor akt2 can you help me please

[river pendant]

Is this a good clown outfit?

[cosmic garnet]

look at this zoomed in photo of a part of franklins bed room

[idle maple]

Sounds about right for someone like me

[hollow crystal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACgq6tw7-5E

[idle maple]

Thats cool I guess....

But get to the Valkyrie.

Level 3s when they see someone selling cargo and are told to destroy it:

[brittle tundra]

ay u gotta delete that

u cant explain or send media explaining exploits

[finite light]

For comparison.

[brittle tundra]

i like the first better personally because the more color

[severe garnet]

Peak speedrun RNG

[hearty trout]

lets fucking go

[wooden garnet]

Tfw last guard inside compound drops gate keys

[severe garnet]

No please

My last run before this one

I had to kill everyone near the compound

To finally get the codes

[wooden garnet]

This was peak RnG for me, believe it or not

That coke in the main dock is behind the double warehouse door

I like how the heist has the same RnG set throughout each playthrough as long as it doesn't save

So if you get a heist where the first guard you kill drops the gate keys, if you decide to b2b the heist he'll be the one to drop the keys everytime

Unless you either cancel the b2b (and hence the heist is saved), or you log off for the day.

[severe garnet]

I could just quit the game and load it back in

[wooden garnet]

Dunno if that'll work

The heist video above had the best key/code RnG ever

First guards I killed dropped both the side gate pass and the gate keys to the basement

I decided to b2b the heist to save the RnG, maybe go for a better time later.

I log back on today, voila, the RnG totally changed and no one dropped the side gate codes

[muted junco]

[rough fox]

Police vs Submarine

[hoary salmon]

LMAO that was so good

[teal olive]

excuse the poor quality

[lethal birch]

https://discord.is-terrible.com/46oxXz.png does anyone know what vehicle this is i know the livery is a mod but idk what about the model

[cyan crag]

I think the whole car is a mod but elegy retruo custom is similiar

[lethal birch]

it reminds me of a sultan rs classic

[cyan crag]

Idk im not into tuners

[unreal aspen]

from that angle i have no clue

but it kinda looks like an lancer evo with a body kit

[thin crescent]

Definitely not a sultan classic

[rough fox]

bruh i don't even own a Yacht

sadly it will disappear if i move to session

[lean basin]

I believe it's a concept Kuruma model from Karin motors.

[lethal birch]

i c

Love this vehicle

[idle maple]

NO

[lethal birch]

[wooden garnet]

smh modders 😔

You ruin the game for these peaceful good-hearted grinders 😔

[tender quail]

the view

[verbal kettle]

You ruin the game for these peaceful good-hearted grinders 😔
@wooden garnet Not all modders I ruin the game for greifers

[lethal birch]

[honest nimbus]

Mad Manchez Scout + Vapid Slamtruck = Smashing Stunts: 1080p HD Version: https://twitter.com/grogu_loves_you/status/1354889666579877891

[vast ice]

Found this on top of the casino. any clue why this could be?

[lethal birch]

accurate

[novel sage]

wannabe tryhard avatar

idk why i still use it

[lethal birch]

Gotta get that rebreather, all black, with white hair, and face paint

And a kd under 1.40

[idle maple]

Do these count as tryhard outfits? Idrc either way

[crude otter]

NAw

they kinda look like daft punk

but off brand

[idle maple]

dont forget the skull tattoo

oh and shitty contacts

[lethal birch]

Yeah lol

[idle maple]

Fake, I didnt get ddosed while watching this

[lethal birch]

All them toxic tryhards /kd warrior ddos u when ur up on them and drop their kd thinking its cod

Literally

And then they block you

[idle maple]

GTA Online is the cod for people who suck too much to play cod.

Change my mind

[lethal birch]

Nah its the other way around we block them.

[lethal birch]

Facts

[brazen cove]

ah yes

[lethal birch]

And plus suiciding in cod affects their kd

Lmao

[idle maple]

IMG

[lethal birch]

While in gta it doesnt

[idle maple]

Imagine how much gta online would crumble if assited kills were in freemode

[hasty ermine]

For me gta online is cod but not boring

I can use vehicles

In cod, you shoot, hide, run, call in kill streaks.

[idle maple]

Imagine you see this shit coming towards you in cod

[lethal birch]

But suiciding in cod affects ur kd as well as assisted kills

[hasty ermine]

I could care less what is affected

The difference is that gta online is fun and cod is old

[lethal birch]

Smh if only kd wasnt a thing in online tbh

[idle maple]

Cod is the father of their mentally ill child GTA Online

[lethal birch]

Well controller players can just laser them. Pc gl with that

[idle maple]

Me on pc sniping mk2 users:

😎

[hasty ermine]

Cod has skill based matchmaking now

So it’s forever trash

[lethal birch]

Yeah my brother got paired up with noobs thinking that hes good. Now hes paired up with pc and console tryhards on cod so he rages alot

And he loves making other players mad on cod and gta

[idle maple]

Isn't that what we all strive for?

[hasty ermine]

The main idea of cod was that you would run into someone better than you and you would strive to keep getting better

[idle maple]

To make other players rage so we don't feel bad for doing it?

[hasty ermine]

Now it’s you getting fisted over and over by someone sitting in a dark corner

[lethal birch]

Especially finishing moves

[hasty ermine]

What’s the point of getting better if you only run into people who are the same skill as you

Every match is the same outcome now

Either has a shit load of kill and a low death count or you get spawn killed over and over

[idle maple]

If you got better and stuck to playing with bots, the game would be less fun

[hasty ermine]

And if you are lucky it’s just you getting a kill then dying

[lethal birch]

Lol my brother complains about pc players on cod when he has "PC" friends

[hasty ermine]

Then repeat

Pc has always been better than controller

[lethal birch]

Yeah ik. But he doesnt like pc due to modders

[hasty ermine]

Idk why pc players complain when the playing field is balanced like on fortnite

Bunch of crybabies pc players can be sometimes

[sage pilot]

successful landing

[idle maple]

Assited Aim - Full: am I a joke to you?

[hasty ermine]

I turned off playing with anyone outside of Xbox

Just cancer

@idle maple assisted aim full is the same as partial except you can switch targets using the bumpers

[lethal birch]

I like crossplay but just only with ps and xbox. If they did the same with gta id turn off playing anyone outside of playstation

[idle maple]

Well still, assited aim on gta online is nuts

[lethal birch]

All the tryhards play in assisted aim lobbies.

Smh

[hasty ermine]

Literally no one plays cod competitively now because there is no reason

[idle maple]

Those RNG Players that thing theyre good for being able to switch their lock on

[hasty ermine]

No one will ever talk to eachother unless it’s a 24/7 cargo match

[lethal birch]

I already fked up one of my hs friends anyways. I havent played for 6 months. My hs friend plays everyday

[lethal birch]

I RNG in free aim

[idle maple]

Then I salute you

[hasty ermine]

Pain

Auto aim free aim on controller is like moving a crane

[novel sage]

rng in free aim is like begging to be minigunned

[lethal birch]

Sometimes ill do assisted aim but when it comes to freeroam its free aim

[hasty ermine]

And the shipping crate you are trying to grab is on a skateboard

[lethal birch]

Freeroam and RNG Free Aim*

[idle maple]

Ive been doing kbm gaming since I started gaming in general, so Im better than a majority of people in ground combat, especially sniping.

[novel sage]

i have this issue too. i cant find a challenge in just asking people for 1v1's so i just destroy a 5 man mc club's cargo and boom 1v5 finally fun

[idle maple]

Half the people I go up to in gta starts shooting me, and after awhile of sniper battles, most just call me a modder and leave.

[cyan crag]

I remember when i was helping a low level get money

I wanted to make some money quick so i started vip works

[sage pilot]

goodbye cayo perico

[hasty ermine]

What was the point of censoring your name

As if people are out for you

[lethal birch]

Im private about my stuff

[idle maple]

Justified on discord I suppose

[lethal birch]

Btw 7 to 5 only reason why he got 5 kills is because he used a mugger and his combat vehicle

I legit had to kill him legit

Auto aim lobbies = easy kills

Free Aim lobbies = skills

[idle maple]

One time a guy just start blasting me in his lazer, got four initial kills on me before the fight really even started

I still won

[lethal birch]

Btw i dont attack first unless they either attack me first or send a mugger or mercenaries after me

He also accused me of using bst LMFAO

[idle maple]

Were either of you lagging to where everything was 1 shot?

[lethal birch]

Nope

We were both in Motorcycle clubs

[idle maple]

...

[lethal birch]

Lmao my hs friend complaining that i used bst against him

[idle maple]

Some people acuse me of bst when im not anything, and then they register as a ceo

[lethal birch]

Thats why i register as a MC

Cuz as a MC u cant use BST

While in a CEO you can

[idle maple]

Whenever I see someone register as an mc, I think everyone knows where this is going.................

[lethal birch]

Yeah oppressors

I dont use oppressors as much

[idle maple]

I always ground fight them, usually underneath a bridge

Makes it to where they have to get really low, and they can't lock on

[lethal birch]

I either fight in city,beach,base not as much,or airport.

[idle maple]

Same, execpt I dont do base at all

[lethal birch]

Thats Arsen Y's territory

[idle maple]

I dont think base is that crazy impressive tbh

Most of it is spamming missles mixed with memorizing spawns, and boom you can play base now

[lethal birch]

Besides the cooldown changed for oppressors

Now we just gotta worry about bst users

[idle maple]

Or them mfs that put fire rounds on every damn gun

[lethal birch]

Yeah

[idle maple]

One time I fought a guy that I swear to god he had infinite explosive sniper rounds

We fought snipers mostly for 10+ minutes, and he never ran out or went to a veichle

[neon minnow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eZDsUwV6Os

[verbal kettle]

Cod has skill based matchmaking now
@hasty ermine cod’s had skill based matchmaking

One time I fought a guy that I swear to god he had infinite explosive sniper rounds
@idle maple pc I’m guessing?

[hasty ermine]

Yikes

[lethal birch]

Kek no one noticed

[lethal birch]

CMM in a nutshell or pc in a nutshell

These are randoms

I'm just bored causing non griefing menu fun

CMM in a nutshell be like

that one player that demands a bigger cut than the leader.

but then doesnt listen or just dies

Lol

||players in CMM Apartment heists think theyre good but in reality they just fk around and not listen to the leader.||

Typical cocky players

[lethal birch]

fr

Despite me painting the Trashmaster no one really had issues and we completed the mission

lol theyre like its normal

[barren geyser]

That second pic isn't exactly visible

[quiet merlin]

So?

What even exactly is the point of these photos

[verbal kettle]

Why delete?

[quiet merlin]

because he feels embarrassed as fuck

[verbal kettle]

[hasty ermine]

@verbal kettle long story short I’m finna make a kill compilation on someone

Then the next one

Then the next

Just going to go through the list of griefers I know

[quiet merlin]

Ooh scary anti griefer

[hasty ermine]

This dudes talking when he ain’t on the same platform

Had to block

[quiet merlin]

I can talk shit whenever I want but ok man what ever floats your boat

[verbal kettle]

I’m on xb1 and pc

lol toxic wannabe go banned

[broken flax]

Damn

Some bitchy moderator banned/muted a lot of ppl this morning, including me

[lethal birch]

he plays on ps4 so he wouldn't be able to 1v1 u anyway

[quiet merlin]

Who?

[broken flax]

Idk

Got muted for 3h

[verbal kettle]

he plays on ps4 so he wouldn't be able to 1v1 u anyway
@lethal birch in aware

[urban stone]

Im stuck step bro

[lethal birch]

damn rip

[lethal birch]

he probably has other accounts be on the lookout

[lethal birch]

its something called privacy

most players blur their username because they dont wanna get spammed

[quiet merlin]

"privacy" you say as he joined a tryhard's crew and mr anti griefer soyfessional fanboy is gonna harass the fuck out of him and he's not gonna stop joining his sessions

[lethal birch]

not that kid. the one that i slapped

he legit got on my nerves when he said "kd matters"

[verbal kettle]

You can’t even add people without their numbers no point in blurring name

[lethal birch]

yeah. but most players take it to dms.

[verbal kettle]

I have that clown blocked I just thought it was funny he got banned

[lethal birch]

lol

[ripe iron]

Jus call Lester

[slender sage]

😳

Good news everybody

[verbal kettle]

W> 😳
@slender sage

[slender sage]

I was threatened by them 😔

[verbal kettle]

Who?

[slender sage]

Ahaha you sly dog

[low carbon]

was the vetir always inside the fingerprint cloner archive

[haughty pumice]

So legit?

[lethal birch]

seems legit

[lone grail]

hahaha level 1

[lethal birch]

xD

[wet lintel]

Damn how you got so much money

Literally 2 billion 💀

[haughty pumice]

It was from the chip glitch

A long time ago but still sick to seee

[plush storm]

https://youtu.be/kZAEeMR3_8A

too.funny.lol

has to be the most 0 iq players i have seen

[lethal birch]

[haughty pumice]

That shit hella funny

[wet lintel]

So u did the chip glitch on a alt account?

Hella smart tbh

I’m too scared to glitch on my main. Grinded too much for it

[haughty pumice]

@wet lintel it don’t work anymore and nah I did it on my main then I deleted my main that was level 432 because I was bored and then started a fresh account and then got banned for a week or so then I logged in and boom level 1

[wet lintel]

Wow

[lethal birch]

Vibing

Making players cars into "modded" ones

[quiet merlin]

how do you get rid of the "put me in coach f4" thing

@lethal birch

[lethal birch]

It's in settings lol

I'm trolling as Lamar

[quiet merlin]

thanks

[lethal birch]

Np

[haughty pumice]

I need the new car

Lmao that humpback car

[verbal kettle]

just flying my yacht

[solar summit]

[brittle tundra]

wdym

minigun and then minigun de 50 cal

50 cal has a faster fire rate

and i think more dmg?

but im not sure

[solar summit]

maybe translation issues then

[brittle tundra]

it makes much more sense to have less dmg output

yea

[solar summit]

cuz there says "machine gun"

[brittle tundra]

yea translation issues then

[lethal birch]

how to end gang war 101

[lethal birch]

lmfao

[haughty pumice]

Lag

[dusky timber]

when u get to the john after holding it in for 2 hours

[rough fox]

dream more

[dusky timber]

get money, get paid

[rough fox]

what does that boat do?

[honest cedar]

my yacht me sad

[rough fox]

vibing on the middle of the ocean?

[honest cedar]

nothing

yeah pretty much

[rough fox]

so its useles?

[honest cedar]

it’s really nice to look at

[rough fox]

so no missions?

[honest cedar]

Well the good news is there ARE missions

and you unlock a super cool captains outfit when you complete it

You can also have your captain take you around places

[haughty pumice]

Bruh I only got 400k and I don’t even got a car

[honest cedar]

i would give you a car if i could

[rough fox]

should i?

[proper grove]

no lols

it fails the mission

if you wanna try to get the building prep version it's faster to use the sub missiles

[rough fox]

thx

[lethal birch]

I commit mass akula murder....

Its all about that annihilator stealth

[dull inlet]

[slender lagoon]

pepega

[radiant moat]

👍

[whole edge]

Hi

[proper grove]

hello

[lethal birch]

hewwo

[plush dock]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-there-private-from-penguins-of-madagascar-hi-wave-hey-there-gif-16043627

[wooden garnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/742957715814350888.gif?v=1&size=40

[plush dock]

I have a question @wooden garnet

[wooden garnet]

Go ahead

[plush dock]

How do you get tanks?

Ranks

[severe garnet]

Be active

[wooden garnet]

In the server?

Talk

[plush dock]

Yea

[wooden garnet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/787708248446730291/791954701250854923/image0.gif

[plush dock]

Oh ok

[wooden garnet]

Some channels give more XP than others, if you wanna tactical farm XP

Like #archive-serious-discussions and #archive_gta-in-depth

[plush dock]

Because am here everyday

[wooden garnet]

Also #mod-spam but we don't have access to those

[severe garnet]

Time to type essays in #archive_gta-in-depth

[plush dock]

I can’t talk in gta in depth

[wooden garnet]

Type !join discussion

[severe garnet]

!join discussion

!join in-depth works too

[wooden garnet]

Speaking of ranks

What would my rank be rn?

[plush dock]

Pog

Ty

[wooden garnet]

Welcome

[lethal birch]

Whats the point in having a high rank

[severe garnet]

Nothing

[plush dock]

If you need anything on ps just dm me @wooden garnet

[wooden garnet]

smh no-life 😔

[wooden garnet]

Sure, thanks for the offer.

[plush dock]

Ok

Want to grind level in in-depth gta?

[wooden garnet]

You can always go on a rant in #archive_gta-in-depth

That's what the channel is for

[plush dock]

Nice

Ok

I am going to give fighting tips

[obsidian acorn]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eZDsUwV6Os

[granite smelt]

So uh

[lethal birch]

Noose do be goin rich

[solar quartz]

my office full of money

its everywhere

[wooden garnet]

The text looks like the cheapest photoshop you can imagine

Like, Adobe Photoshop trial version from 2010 sort of cheap

[hallow depot]

Literally Goobye

[wooden garnet]

"goobye"

[hallow depot]

Im still laughing

Welp

[wooden garnet]

Also can't imagine how he was able to stretch the answer to that question for 11min straight

The answer is just a single line : Mission Failed

It's an art form, really

[hallow depot]

Lol

[wooden garnet]

DCH has a loot cap on it. If you grab less than 150k it'll automatically fail your heist.

[hallow depot]

As they say," If u have the skill, never do it for free"

[wooden garnet]

Can't imagine a video signifying that to be more than 5min long at max

[hallow depot]

He has extreme clickbait skills

[wooden garnet]

Art form

[hallow depot]

Ad companies would go crazy to hire that lunatic

[lethal birch]

Lmaoo imagine if lester actually messaged you that

[hallow depot]

And he has over 500k subs

[lethal birch]

He has 3.1m lol

[hallow depot]

I mean as in how does he deserve more than 500k

[lethal birch]

Idk

Kids watch him

[hallow depot]

Those who search," gta thug life moments, gta 5 memes"

My cousin literally searched it

He is 7

So i guess you are right

Kids from 0-12 yrs of age watch him

[lethal birch]

wtf

[hallow depot]

lol

its cringe now

[plush dock]

@wooden garnet my gta in depth isn’t showing up

[wooden garnet]

Look at the channel names. Do you have your GTA V arrow pointing down or sideways?

The one at the very top that says GTA V

It should be pointing down

[plush dock]

Found it

Ty lol

[wooden garnet]

No problem

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/787708248446730291/791954701250854923/image0.gif

[plush dock]

Btw am nearly level 25

[wooden garnet]

nice

[plush dock]

[lean basin]

[urban stone]

I landed it uwu

[serene sinew]

I'm level 170

[plush dock]

In gta am a 424

[serene sinew]

Cool how long did it take you

[plush dock]

Well if I added all my accounts I would be 700+

But 5 ish years

[serene sinew]

O it took im 5 to 6 moths

[plush dock]

Harder the higher you are

[serene sinew]

Ik

[plush dock]

But in those years I took so much breaks and messing around

So maybe 3 years

[serene sinew]

Ye I have had my account for 1 year but my Xbox Brock for 6 moths

[burnt cargo]

Try landing a Starling.

[spark cedar]

guys new mathematical breakthrough discovery

7,3 < 7,3

https://i.imgur.com/sNp3OEZ.png

[idle maple]

I also like how theres a higher score thats 3rd place...

7.3 > 9.6

[spark cedar]

it was the lower the better

open parachute closest to the ground

[covert helm]

Any high level crews I can join?

[lethal birch]

Imagine

[dusky timber]

insane car collection but the video is only 2 minutes and all the cars in the thumbnail look disgusting

[static flare]

Id cream my fuckin britches if so

[elder finch]

big pp energy

[unreal aspen]

that's actually well made for a fan trailer

[wanton flame]

Ye

[lethal birch]

Zooomin

[ivory mica]

tis but a scratch

[red scaffold]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GaUisGAXOs {ENG SUBTILTES}

[round wren]

https://youtu.be/F7voUVv68lU?t=125

@unreal aspen

[wooden garnet]

Why is the answer surprising?

[round wren]

wdym

[wooden garnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/742957715814350888.gif?v=1&size=40

[round wren]

added timestamp

[novel sage]

@hasty ermine https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLGHSR-SudA&t=197s skip to 2 minutes. first he goes against flares and then chaff.

you can alternatively put more distance between the mk2 and you which i've been doing alot but close quarters is still pretty good

[novel sage]

thats just a stall...

its not so advanced

[hasty ermine]

Go ahead and send me you getting a kill with it

That thermal jet user won’t have a clip like this for another month

[novel sage]

i dont record myself doing df over alamo sea

who do you think i am quasim?

[hasty ermine]

.-.

[novel sage]

plus you were already 12/4 against that guy

[hasty ermine]

Why does that matter

He’s still good

[lethal birch]

it still looked cool

[novel sage]

apparently he doesnt know how to counter a stall

[hasty ermine]

Guess you don’t understand that some stalls can’t be countered

There is a reason why some people are named stall pilots

If it’s consistent enough to name yourself after it then it must be good

[novel sage]

ik who stall pilots are

i've fought alot of em

[lethal birch]

is this discord gonna be worse then youtube

[novel sage]

on ps4 and on pc

[hasty ermine]

@lethal birch yes

[lethal birch]

aight bye

[hasty ermine]

God speed

Also I know you are lying

This is the only gta discord you are in

[novel sage]

yes

which one should i be in

[hasty ermine]

You don’t just come across stall pilots, however you could be confusing them with pilots who understand how to fly backwards.

[novel sage]

i dont have to be in a discord server to meet people

[hasty ermine]

I’m talking about the best

Final playz

Freaf

P996 Lazxer

Silent hell