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that shirt is so 2013
you are missing a file
and since you are on pplaystatiom I think you have to reinstall game or ask someone in #gta-questions
excuse me wtf
or you could just... restart the game 


lmao
helllll y eaaa
Invisible arms be makin you look like a bootleg Mii character
❤️
That's going to take me ages to buff out. Those are the brains of a griefer. Who was caught unaware whilst I inserted my car into his anus.
Imagine bragging about modding to rig the machines 
Its on playstation 
May I ask how
my sexy ruiner 2000
found the shotgun
lmfao
shh taking a nap
weird building near ls customs, just covered in numbers
well i didnt lol
yeah been like that for a looong time apparently
whatever
tf is that
I accidentally joined it and its in Spanish so idk what it is but im after getting like a shit ton of money and rp
I sorta feel like ima be banned tho
Hopefully not 😂
This shit is sexy as fuck. Definitely the car of a CEO
This shit is sexier
free money drops like actually jus add me pc only add me EdgarTheSniper or EdgarTheSniper1 on social
feet
Bruh
now what is this
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seeing cool yachts makes me wanna change mine
am I the only one who thinks yachts are useless
why does ur toreador look exactly like mine
i like that the gta series has at least one game that expands on the triads exclusively and was decently written
i wish more people talked about chinatown wars
1400
sometimes the comment sections of gta vids make me cry
yes im pretth sure tractors existed almost 7 years after the fucking wright brothers flew the first plane
(vid is showing the oldest cars based of their real counterparts if you want context ig)
lol
uhm, i did not collect 2 chests, (i have cayo heist on hold)
Vixen 🥵


I finished my Cayo solo and the second time I went back to the island, I finally see my homie
launched gta and found my sub on ground
Why cant u assholes be on time for once, eh?
stares
Repost. I might try some other outfits. Any wishes?
it begins
I can get a WR
Look top to bottom
Ghillie can’t stop getting bullied

Proof that mk2 is shit
maybe i should get a lazer
Probably should 
baiting mk2s into tunnels with my moc cab gets boring after a while
Already exists
switch it up with tazing with nano drones, so funny when they fall of there super broomstick
drone slow
yeah but they are kinda slow too when stand in one place waiting someone to exit shop or garage
haha moc cab goes BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
Because we both have fantastic taste
smh, only modder lobbies 😔
he got anal XD

-_-
Is this a 1fps gif tho?
It’s not a gif it’s called a sticker which you can use by living in Canada or using a vpn
why only canada?
Don’t ask me
Discord's base probably 
The nose tho 
Vibing with a leaf above!
(leaf)
(wumpus)
y godmode
got keked by a plane lmfao
Spent the past hour and a half watching and protecting this guy. He was level 52 grinding out crates and I/E. I knew what it was like and respected the grind.
it wasn't necessarily just against players I helped him with. I would kill NPC's here and there and give him a lift to his office after he finished a job.
thats cool , hard to find nice people in public lobbys
defintely got into a couple scraps with players. They left him alone after I killed them a few times though.
so this guy was selling his mc business when a rogue and oppresor mk2 went after him. I got in a lazer and tried to fight them. My lazer got blown up, but the guy finished the delivery. I consider this an absolute win
Thats nice
Protecting the little guys.
lol his buisness name is funny
Ok
i search person for play with me

Why do ppl say the MK2 is overpowered when the lazer and Hydra shit on it and you can easily kek ground targets with it 🤣
how dare this guy say his lv and kd are legit
cuz oppressor mk2 is braindead to use while those have high floor
All of the above 🐸🐸
None of the above
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woah 
damn that's so cool
the sky having a seizure or something
#GTA5 #GTA #carmeet
Anyone wanna do the duplication glitch nightclub version with me
@small shadow Use the appropriate Looking for Group (LFG) channel to find people to play with:
Apartment: #archive-xb|apartment-heist-lfg
Casino: #xb1|casino-lfg
Cayo Perico: #xb1|cayo-perico-lfg
Doomsday: #archive-xb|doomsday-lfg
Everything else: #xb1|other-lfg
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Wait what do I do
u go to #xb1|other-lfg and ask
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man's out here science-ing
sighence
Tryhards when they blow themselves up for the 37,948,420th time and then blow you up with a lazer:
shronks
shronks? 
Great, first try, and ULP not about to be destroyed
We did it 2-man I was the missile launcher
I ordered the driver to stop at the right time-place

And he listened... 
"things that only happen once in a lifetime"
That is if your doing it w/ randoms
and we didn't even talk
Sikick
He needed me, so 

normal session
restart game
did something glitch xD
no lol
Go to storymode, when happens, then new session
idk
i have not touched online since last week xD
lol
mhm
mhm
mhm
Ok, i need to learn to swim that way, it seems to be faster
lmao 

@lethal birch alt+f4
no shirt
Hot.
Gta 5 map is a giant head
Big brain
Since 2017
to actually be faster use scuba suits
turn on custom outfits or something and be wearing a scuba outfit, it actually is much faster
obviously you won't have da armor benefits but its humane labs, not like itt's hard 
ohh, got it, but i was mainly focused on mocking about the fact than that guy was swimming being in the T pose 
ik lol figured i'd throw in the tip anyway
ah yes the feeling of revenge
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umm
lmao it won't let me in
Bought arena war yesterday, on my first game I was stuck loading on the screen that freezes and kind of blurs whatever you were doing before you move on to the next round.
I hope that makes sense I kinda suck at explaining things on phone
F
That sucks
There's so many random stupid glitches, I just don't understand how the game even breaks this way

got urself a sub
thx 
ummm @rough fox you should delete the vid, it's self promoting so.... it might get you banned
I have alot of his clip getting killed but its too boring
oh ok thanks for telling me
phew
lmao it's cool. I'll watch the vid tho
aw thx
kosatka trolling huh?
ig
lv 88 with kosatka pog
yeh
I wanna play gta on pc , I just wanna try pvping
at first i completed the doomsday heist and earn some money to buy the casino
can't
whyyy
thx
"soap trusted you" lmao
lmao
yeah that seems about right
does it show earnings from double money?
same thing happened when i was setting up air freight
@lethal birch holy shoot...
i think my bunker is at like 20 mil lol
that's an insane amount
@lethal birch u play legit lol?

Who isn't on pc
Ahh u use the bunker method
Nightclub method better
6mil a sec
i never said it was legit 
Fat fighters day out?
fren
it has way more bugs
can anyone money drop me
no
police locked themselves into this tight space and can't drive out
gg
gg
what are the odds

i dont even know how
i didnt even mean to do it
lol
poor people moments
gotta love the drone 
way too entertaining just using it on people fighting each other as a third party
What just happened here
Mods n glitches great
some folks were born.
valkyrie?
based on good ol UH-40 Huey chopper
in game called Valkyrie
just chilling on the computer
taking a nap
hack the laptop, the island wont rob itself 
@pure finch 
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@lethal birch
Smart man
sexy ass mf
Idk about it being a sexy but it sure is a mf
😂
xd
pyro uwu 
lmao hi @lethal birch 
hey 
always the pyro fan 
is it any good tho?
Yes
at wot
Fastest vehicle not counting glitches
i see
Very agile
good at dog fight

and minigun
noice
imagine using white walls on insurgent kekw
its modded lmao
Ik
if i change it, its not as clean
modded 
strange, Farxxs is saying nothing to a modded car
not allowed?
If I don’t want to, I’m not going to 
It's allowed..
?
ok I thought you was gonna say something , so I was waiting for you 
People in here are mostly car guys , they don't like to make their cars modded
Youtube Videos Ideas DM ME
i see
i have them for a bit of fun
It's fine , I hope you have a normal car tho
glad to hear
Come see me😎
wat
Lol wish its a bodysuit
Who knows maybe its some super weird glitch with the peyote plant
Oh and I was fightin some dude after he tried to blow up my akula. Final score before he rage quit

ram it with toreador lmao
Cheers dude
Joggers outfit
Why the mask
because
m a s k s
🚮
Anyone else unironically enjoy the Arcade?

is there a prb game lol ?
No only Wasabi Kitty
this is insane this isn't even the best you can get
elite on hard ?
yeah. not that hard actually
yea
She even makes the remark "I bet Princess Bubblegum wishes SHE had a arcade machine!" lol@hallow depot
you just gotta know what path to take
i always go for the paintings in el rubios office and the best possible secondary loot at the main dock
and tell the 3rd to get cash after gold ?

Rdr2 online is ditched by r* lol
very
very what
geh
its very cool 

"kiddo" probably is like 12
I'm legitimately laughing at that rn

tinkle
😎😎😎

i flew :O
thats sicc
I'm so fucking close...
Best approach: Drainage Tunnel or Disguise and Truck?
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@crisp sluice invite to submarine
Mean?
No, like, its objectivly painful to look at
@lethal birch you shouldn't be blind
This pretty much violates all of my rules I use for designing outfits
@lethal birch congrats 😎
Did my walltext of meme guide got deleted
lol
Its a rare tryhard blue tellitubbie
box
i doubt any gta online character deserves heaven tbh. And I aint even religious
Here it is, my official outfit guide
might as well update it with images and shit
This tbh
Found a pyramid
looks like some shit someone would make a creepypasta or whatever about
@lethal birch dont care didny ask plus youre 9
😎
🤣🤣🤣 I change when on PvP
Imagine using a combat outfit casually
what in the fuck have you done to that poor ardent
😪
Some questions for a shit taste
- why do you use a parachute as a backpack
- why do you have invisible ankles
- why do you like hot pink so much
My choice 🥰
and also mg mk1 
but he said he changes for pfp 
the 11 year old kd warrior and/or griefer that rides an mk2 24/7 and looks like a smooth brained kaneki ken born in chernobyl

kaneki kek
I love that term
Maybe I should make a complex outfit guide
you should
And advices on multiple themes
maybe then pepegas will stop obsessing over joggers and actually create decent looking outfits
like mine

@unreal aspen show me your thighs outfits

i've sent my chicken outfit earlier here
white hair
black lens
me waiting for PRB outfitt because Impotent Rage is fucking stupid
cool pics btw
@proper grove thank you
not a full costume
but there is a mask
combine it with food hoodie/pants, and you got yourself a good chicken outfit 
riata is bae
How old are you
@lethal birch older then you😊
based on that thrax, i would say 9
Feeling generous today Mors, I see
😎
Do you use crocs and a supreme shirt when going outside (assuming you exit your moms basement)?
doesn't reveal his real age, big red flag 
if you post good pics i'll compliment them 
I think that T20 further supports Mors hypothesis
what the hell

looks like a giant booger

Average ironic car enjoyer
PRB and Sprunk liverys are my go to if I see them
🔥
D8 user pog
Yes, please burn
does every car have to have f1 wheels @vagrant crescent
@unreal aspen not all 😊
then why are literally all your cars fitted with f1 wheels
If not F1s, then whitewalls
This mate really is a laughing stock and his response is "my choice 😊"
whitewalls on non-lowrider cars are arguably worse than f1 wheels
Finally got criminal mastermind!
that emoji makes me 
He posted 2 cars with F1 wheels
@vagrant crescent does this look good to you?
@edgy anchor think he means the tezeract. either way both are living sins
I agree
Not really like those class👍
At least the Tezeract would be more entertaining to watch burn
clean deluxo
With the batteries and all
ignore the missiles
By "clean" do you mean 60° of camber
well
Bike tires would be more useful on that car
I mean, I'm a total purist when it comes to the Delorean
I don't mean any of it personally
Drugz
mr white i requiere methe
My dude doesn't deal in meth tho
And no hookers or strip club
But you know senseless murder is always ok I guess
my new car
Typical
you're playing on a box
average tryhard
lol
survival but you win
hey man theres your package, go grab it, sir? you there?
this screenshot dates back to may of last year, i used to own few properties and spent more time grinding for kars than buying the good stuff
Kinda interesting how this airplane under the ocean is basically the same size as the kosatka
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we are making a heist series
this is video 2, and yes im still shit at this game even though ive been playing since 2014

It was a ding so far
At least you did not get a hat or t shirt. That always feels like the game mocking me
Who wants to do Cayo heist back 2 back then I’ll doo back 2 back for you too! Right away mic required DM me
@quiet hinge congrats brother!
ask in #ps4|cayo-perico-lfg
this isn't the channel for that
Theres a second cargo plane crash site in gta
The normal one is only in story mode and the second one you can find underwater if you follow the runway in the military base into the water it’s somewhere around the deep areas
Its cool i managed to glitch myself into the plane and it has a interior
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wtf lol
#1 free clip platform 
KIL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Lmaoo
Lmaoo
Lmaoo
whats that
disappointment
should be obvious with that background
Beautiful island 🏝️🤩
Lmaoo
big D american
later
This has always been my favorite moment in the GTA V Story. Super happy it finally caught on into a meme.
Here is my Version/Take on the Meme Trend! Hope you all Enjoy!
My final version of my Christmas GTA compilation
I’m now finished producing this video
Wooo pro.
I need to run my kd more
Pretty solid tho
Official KKC meeting -Kim Kerry Clan- (in no relation to the hate group)
yeeees
ok
nice
I finally got mine yesterday after closing game and reopening For about two hours
made a male character just so i could make an attempt at makin a hopsin look-alike lol
my friend
your outfit is fucken cring
k
- fix those ankles
- get a real vest (no strapz airsoft shit)
- that mask is awful
Also parachute as backpack 
shit your name say's so shittt ight lol
That is, if you want to look good though
Theres people that unironically wear crocs
outfit time
yeah it still needs improvement
Where are your pants
that's kinda nice
Shut up
Shup ut
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xD
Die
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helloo
what is that bike?
there is something in the back that looks like a jet engine
oh i think thats jsut the light lol
yeah i think its the new manchez
ReusSane! pyro came 
hey guys
How much is that plane
@formal loom $4,455,500 ~$3,350,000
Finally

Prick
i hope you fucking die my ears still hurts fucking hate you asshole
What is the criminal mastermind challenge?
W
W
Do all apartment hiests in order with same team members on hard mode with nobody dying
Actually pretty easy if you have a solid team, good communication
selamun aleykum
Which i don’t lol
aleykum selam brotha
12MILLION?????
Well I met my team here on discord and made sure we have solid communication and knew what we were doing. Plus we were high levels and make sure your team is dedicated to putting like 4+ hours for this challenge.
Yup
HOW
The key is for everyone to have armored kurumas and the heavy utility amor and bulletproof helmets
well my team uses go karts and useless shit
and half of them are naked
im the only one who uses kuruma and heavy armor
Criminal Master Mind Challenge. Complete every heist (including setup missions) in order, with the same team members on hard difficulty with no deaths.
Could me and you do that?
That’s why you need a serious solid team. My team we were pretty serious and didn’t joke around much but we also had a fun great team.
What lvl are you?
On Xbox?
usually the randoms i get are not that serious they usually leave and play fortnie or cod
Lmao yes. My team was Ages from 17-24. You need to find a team who won’t quit if someone messed up. I would not recommend young kids lol
i usually get 10 yr olds im usually the oldest one
sometimes when we communicate i get 20-30 yr olds
I would recommend being 90+ as you can carry more armor plates and more health bars.
im lvl 100 so i think im ready
but i cant get cmm anymore
Yeah definitely don’t do criminal mastermind challenge with kids. Get a pretty good mature team going.
i just quit og heists
I'm an absolute unit though I do not die
i do dch and cph with friends solo or randoms
I did CAYO by myself in 8 minutes
thats good
Same. Cayo Heist is OP.
cayo is way too op
I just did CMM because I hadn’t done it.
Doomsday heist also has CMM.
ya no im not gonna get paired with lvl 50s just to die every sec
Yep! It's even worse to do and harder!
i just have act 2 b2b ready
thats the only reason why i have facility
took 1.5 weeks to get there
I do Cayo Hiest B2B
i was actually close to doomsday cmm but one of my teammates had to leave at the end of act 1

@sage sand but yeah I'm a unit. I rarely die and I have full mk2 guns
That sucks. That’s why you need to make sure you have a solid team who are willing to dedicate 4+ hours for the CMM. Make sure your guys schedules are free
I'm good with both
i had 2 hrs but the otehr lvl 400 had to leave cuz u know work
otherwise we were doing pretty good
act 2 setups are incredibly hard
Yeah. My team was compromised of me in Japan, two guys in UK and one In USA. So we had to find a good time schedule for us to play and we managed to do it. Just dedication is all you need
wow thats lucky
4 ppl who are actually dedicated to achieve cmm
that sad thing is that its one chance
there is no option to restart ur cmm/heist progress and start from the beginning
once u do it u cant go back
Yeah. Three of us it was our first time and one guy was helping us. Good tip though that If someone dies, everyone can restart their Xbox or turn it off and it won’t reset the CMM
thats good but it takes 5 min tho
imagine ur doing pac standard finale and ur on ur way to cmm but someone dies when they are parachuting off the cliff
I mean restarting your Xbox and loading up the game is better than restarting the whole CMM.
and no one know the resyaty glitch
it must be nervous when ur doing pac standard finale
cuz u cant mess up
We had to restart 3 times on pacific hiest. All you need is a team who won’t moan and complain if someone dies.
i get leavers/quitters
Yeah that’s your mistake. Gotta have a solid team.
once someone fails they leave
i play with randoms cuz my friends dont do apt heistsd
luckily i do cph and dch with friends
Yeah. If someone dies, everyone can easily restart their Xbox and it won’t restart the CMM.
the big bucks
I only did Apartment Hiests for CMM. It was my first time and I wanted the 12 mil.
Me and my team are gonna do doomsday CMM hopefully get it done by The Weeknd.
All you need is a solid team and dedication, don’t give up if someone quits and use armored kurumas and heavy armor vests and be high levels for more health and armor. If someone dies then just restart your Xbox immediately and it won’t fail your CMM.
Communication is key.
Yeah. I’m doing Doomsday Hiest CMM next with my team. Once I done that, I can help do apartment CMM if you want.
Just PM.
is this a normal or a modder did this ?
whats the issue?
I don’t see an issue
seems like a foggy sunrise/set
the sky?
That’s just part of the normal weather
Just a reminder that this exist
lol
lol
Ji
lol
@true dawn congrat
does anyone still do this?
modder forced to teleport everyone in the session on cayo perico. I just found out this duo dance thingy idk whatever it is called
Saddest wannabe I’ve ever seen.
Keep spamming 20 feet away from me bro I’m sure one of those is gonna hit me 🐗
Cop cut
Huh?
Wait what were you proving tho?
Baller
That switching to your weapon and shooting before zooming in is better?
1v1?
When
rn
When u off?
Dogfight first
I enjoy things that take more than learning spawn points tbh
@lethal birch by the way are you in any other gta servers other than this one?
I’m literally at school
Wats ur gt ill ad u mean while
Tell gt bro
Bruh
It’s back heavy
And also gravity still effect vehicles in garage
That’s why it does that
Lol its always do this
@lethal birch show me more clips I want to know that you are not just wasting my time
So whats this 😂😂😂
Lol
Ok idc
Not about the pvp

We are all pepegas
Do you know the definition of insanity?
Yes
Doing the same thing over and over expecting a different outcome
That’s what talking to Andre is
Eventually he just calls you a pepega
You never asked bro
I’d count this
I answered that
Both of us are cringe yes
The way you guys talk is
and also using thermal for sniping 
whats wrong with thermal
It's just cringe especially if you're using it on people without it
He had it
That’s the only reason he could see me too
The score card had him wearing it
It's still cringe especially if you're using it on people without it
Live and learn
You're acting like it was an accusation from that clip
besides you probably still do regardless 
lol
I do use thermal to kill people
yikes
just pvp normally man such stupid tactics
Pvp is fun till people try way too hard
if you're gonna go hard at least just do it with other people like that
@primal haven
so lame smoking everyone justt because you can
Yeah you showed me that
But I’ll df u
You want to learn?
I mean all I’d like to know before we start this is do you know how to start a dogfight?
@lethal birch you’d be surprised how many people don’t know how to merge
Now !
@lethal birch should have mentioned this earlier but don’t talk trash to a random the second you meet them it doesn’t come across well.
When u trynna df?
4:50 pm (woops)
K
decent solo cayo hiest
I found the alkonost in real life
lol
LTD worker
Can I post yt links? I want to show how I survived an orb spam
yes
To give some context, some dude on vc was crying over a kill, despite the fact he was killing everyone in the session. He was a dick and even was racist to my crew member and a friend of mine. After we exchanged kills, he invited his friend to orb spam us, including people who were just minding their business. This orb killing spree went on for ...
Surviving orb spams
orange joggers outfit
Looks good
do someone have a modmenue and can give me some monny dm me
i use the thermal scope so people don't think i have thermal 
makes sense i guess
attention whore
imo remove the tire letters and pearl and you got yourself a really nice build
lol I dont use custom tires either
Same, except sometimes on Benny or Street wheels
Since those are more than just white letters
Can y’all send me random weird picturess
does this guy do anything but shitpost 
Free aim lobbies are way more fun for pvp
Also running a Nightshark and squashing people is hilarious
No wonder why free aim sounds fun to you
lul
try doing that in auto aim 
Auto aim makes more sense if ur doing heists or missions. Free aim mostly for pvp.
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Pvp is way more legit tho. People can't just insta lock on to you and hit headshots constantly.










