@night widget that would fit better in #memes-and-shitposting 
#gta-media
unreal aspen
lethal birch
@lean basin Any suggestions?
lean basin
Micheal fell on the doorstep like jerky husbands 
lean basin
<@!493430220011864064> Any suggestions?
Tryhard stuff!!
lethal birch
there
lean basin
Just one? LoL expected more + story
lethal birch
did I show you this kd warrior that killed me while i was shopping and then proceed to kill himself like 10 times?
lethal birch
most of these i was just scrolling through players to get a laugh
lean basin
Og 
lethal birch
I think I'll do a Toreador joyride
lean basin
did I show you this kd warrior that killed me while i was shopping and then proc...
Looks like joggers
Alright
tall minnow
true dawn
unreal aspen
nice
scenic falcon
Well Shit
wooden shell
up n atomize it
sand quiver
how does one open that door
unreal aspen
you need to have 2 people
there is a button on the stairs
one person holds it, other person loots.
similar to the daily vault in the casino heist
sand quiver
Ok, yea I was told its a 2 player door, but I wasnt sure as I didnt actually c any keycard slots or shit
ty
unreal aspen
lean basin
how does one open that door
Your character and pfp are similar and good 👌
low carbon
definitely 2 months
sand quiver
Your character and pfp are similar and good 👌
ahaha ty
night abyss
viral field
nice
low carbon
second time ive ever gotten to level 100
getting your account reset and already knowing what youre doing
level 100 doable in 2 months
unreal aspen
What did you get reset for
And I got to level 100 in 2 months as a completely new player
low carbon
@unreal aspen apartment glitch
yes i know "what did you expect"
i was blinded by greed!!!!!!
also my first account i was very off and on with gta online
so it took a while
low carbon
i took a break after i got reset
unreal aspen
Ah
low carbon
only started playing again in early november
my friends that also got reset and started around the same time i did are only like
30-50
low carbon
probably shows that i am a bit too attached 
lethal birch
low carbon
this will br gta next gen for ps4
snow marlin
Lol
spice lion
Thanks rockstar
valid shale
Did a better run than before. Pretty happy with this one https://youtu.be/e_YUYlZiQ7c
solar summit
Did a better run than before. Pretty happy with this one https://youtu.be/e_YUYl...
lucky cuz u did the weapons in the city, otherwise Merryweather would have added about 10 minutes to your speedrun
valid shale
yeah the thing about that prep is
if I do cutting torch then do weapons i always seem to get the city one
btw going to the first floor wasnt a part of the plan
had i died i would be super pissed but i survived
solar summit
that's luck, cuz many times i got the fucking Merryweather mission
valid shale
did you do it solo? in a invite only session?
solar summit
btw going to the first floor wasnt a part of the plan
yeah i notice that in your video
valid shale
like only you in the session?
solar summit
did you do it solo? in a invite only session?
always invité only
solar summit
ok, will try it 
valid shale
I have been grinding the preps, i have done the same run like 20 times
not once merryweather actually
solar summit
oof, that's really luck
valid shale
the submarine prep, is the most annoying one
op guards in the sub
and rng of where the jammer will spawn
got lucky on that
valid shale
lol im level 104
solar summit
ohh, haha, i always forget that
valid shale
r you on ps4?
solar summit
my name is red so..
valid shale
i mean you have all the platform role haha
oke oke
aw
typed so much then deleted auto :(
valid shale
message length exceeded
hoary rune
that's luck, cuz many times i got the fucking Merryweather mission
I'd just use the sub's remote rocket to destroy mw copter whenever that mission comes up
change mission in less than a min
valid shale
then get merry weather prep again 
solar summit
change mission in less than a min <:kek:585617800257863727>
i do the same
hoary rune
well never happened to me but we'll see
valid shale
i told him go to the hq
if it spawns
kaboom
kaboomed ok nice launching again
kapitan, lets steal from private milltary
theyre called merryweather.
solar summit
I'd just use the sub's remote rocket to destroy mw copter whenever that mission ...
ohhg nvm, didn't try that
i always changed session when i saw that awful mission
valid shale
dam
hoary rune
yea sub rocket is much faster
valid shale
sub rocket is indeed nice
btw @solar summit try cutting torch then weapons. maybe on pc things are different who knows
in solo invite session
solar summit
btw <@619766755224715264> try cutting torch then weapons. maybe on pc things are...
i will, ty for advice
valid shale
c:
lethal birch
1.93 kd
storm mica
lethal birch
1.44 kd from hell (a.k.a brazil)
high radish
Bruh I have 1.5kd and I don’t even tryhard
Smh my head
lethal birch
yeah but thats still pretty close to the spectrum
and with spectrum I mean the autistic spectrum
nocturne otter
what is the exact definition of the word " tryhard "
lethal birch
e d g y
muted lance
dusky timber
lamar is facing in different directions in these 2 angles 
someone over at r* fucked up
dusky timber
https://youtu.be/vTghwxHaOJ8?t=218 these pov shots are mildly interesting, showing how cutscenes are glued together in awkward ways
echo thicket
Next they are gonna get Franklin’s hair POV
ripe yew
“Still rolling with that raggedy-ass hair? That old country style’s gonna get us shot, you know.”
severe garnet
Yes
obsidian acorn
gg
austere cosmos
I've already had it for like, 3 weeks 
dusty flare
weekly discounts?
severe garnet
Reaper on sale
meager path
Manchez Scout now available
atomic zealot
I've already had it for like, 3 weeks <:KEKW:730356155074871407>
how
severe garnet
Pc Magic™️
atomic zealot
oooh
austere cosmos
My menu allowed me to unlock all the leaked dripfeed vehicles
severe garnet
So
austere cosmos
I bought the RSX a week before it came out
severe garnet
can you put cars on the back of the slam truck?
austere cosmos
Too bad I couldn't enjoy it until the actual release date when the car actually dropped
No idea, because it's a slow piece of shit
atomic zealot
gotta love how there's a modder role in the gta online server
austere cosmos
This server ain't official
atomic zealot
it's just a part of the game at this point
atomic zealot
yeah but still
nocturne otter
the slamtruck is not out yet 
sand quest
atomic zealot
in a csgo server you dont get a cheater role for example lol
austere cosmos
And I doubt the car towing thing is even gonna make it even better
sand quest
toreador ugly podium
atomic zealot
maybe when the slamtruck is released it will have some option to strap the car to the back or something
atomic zealot
if it doesn't it's totally useless
sand quest
spare me some sharkcard 
atomic zealot
you're better off installing a mod menu
keen palm
ok
austere cosmos
During the one of the sale missions for bunker, we could strap ourselves into the back of it to fire big boi guns from the back
When we bought it?
ebon gyro
finally did ittt
austere cosmos
Aw fuck, buddy, sorry, it's useless
severe garnet
Remember the stromberg setup?
austere cosmos
No
severe garnet
The wastelander was carrying the strombergs
austere cosmos
Seriously, why the fuck do w- Well...
We do have a tow truck
But not a proper flatbed that we can use
austere cosmos
A menu, most likely
dusty flare
2x money on survival series smh
severe garnet
Only available in singleplayer
atomic zealot
Is blacklisted in online
know why it may be?
severe garnet
atomic zealot
it's just fun why would you remove that
dusty flare
Only available in singleplayer
was hoping for something better
obsidian acorn
buoyant glen
WTF IS THSO
merry lava
God dammit
buoyant glen
LOL I CAN GET A FREE TOREADOR
merry lava
obsidian acorn
SO CLOSE OMFGG
storm laurel
freeador
merry lava
merry lava
SO CLOSE OMFGG
Shouldve done the glitch 
obsidian acorn
wym
merry lava
Now u gotta wait 24 hours
obsidian acorn
u mean counting
storm laurel
interesting how they chose the toreador as the first cayo perico vehicle to go on podium
merry lava
No
sand quest
obsidian acorn
lol what
sand quest
@wooden garnet
obsidian acorn
oh i see
buoyant glen
SO CLOSE OMFGG
RP is better than toreador
obsidian acorn
yea im happy with the 15k rp
merry lava
Toreador is overrated
buoyant glen
Is the kosatka on sale also
merry lava
No
buoyant glen
Fckkkkkk
obsidian acorn
is it?
lethal birch
Toreador is overrated
Literally the best land vehicle
merry lava
Not*
lethal birch
Maybe the Nightshark is better
merry lava
Definitely not
lethal birch
But its either the Nightshark or Toreador
Toreador just goes really fast and has infinite missiles
merry lava
It can't even beat the mk2
lethal birch
land vehicle
merry lava
Still not as good
merry lava
There are many other cars that can do the same
lethal birch
The oppressor mk2 is a jack of all trades aircraft
lethal birch
There are many other cars that can do the same
Such as?
rain cairn
lethal birch
Its objectivly a good vehicle
wooden garnet
I don't get what the point of making stuff like the Stromberg/Toreador armored is when they flip over in just a single impact
lethal birch
I don't get what the point of making stuff like the Stromberg/Toreador armored i...
b o o s t
wooden garnet
Boost will only make you flip faster and more
merry lava
Exactly lol
lethal birch
Maybe the Toreador isnt as useful as other vehicles
wooden garnet
Nightshark is good in this regard because it tanks missiles
lethal birch
But neither is the Scramjet
wooden garnet
It doesn't go zoooom when it gets hit
merry lava
Literally the best land vehicle
atomic zealot
in my experience the toreador handles pretty good when getting hit by missiles if you use the boost
lethal birch
Well, technically yes
wooden garnet
Best land vehicle? I wouldn't bet on that.
merry lava
That's what I'm saying
wooden garnet
Mk2s can still beat a Toreador if the pilot has two brain cells
lethal birch
It has boosting, infinite missiles and can stand a few explosions
lethal birch
Mk2s can still beat a Toreador if the pilot has two brain cells
If you find cover fast enough I dont think it will
atomic zealot
i've never been blown up by an oppressor when using the toreador
wooden garnet
A. Boost only makes you go so far
B. Infinite missiles are good, but a Mk2 can chaff
C. As I said earlier, impacts make it flip like a ballerina
atomic zealot
you can just track it and spam missiles and one will get it
rain cairn
merry lava
Infinite missiles might be the only thing that makes it a little better than some other vehicles
storm laurel
green tracking is enough to kill a mk 2
lethal birch
Yeah but compared to a Nightshark its overall nicer unless you fight against mk2s
wooden garnet
That's the point, Toreador vs Mk2 is not a good matchup unless
-The Mk2 is brainded
-There's a garage or something you can go into
lethal birch
Most mk2 are braindead anyways
atomic zealot
with the toreador you just need to find some roof or something to get under and the oppressor dies 100%
lethal birch
You can also go on a tunnel
And the 2 second boost cooldown allows to outrun an mk2 in my experience
wooden garnet
Really can't say a vehicle counters a Mk2 if you're basing your point off of the fact that your enemy is dumb tbf
Nightshark is objectively a good defence against the Mk2
lethal birch
I never said it did
wooden garnet
storm laurel
in my experience most mk 2s aren't really that smart anyway
lethal birch
But outside of mk2 fighting the Toreador might be more useful than the Nightshark
merry lava
wooden garnet
I suppose it's the most useful overall land vehicle
storm laurel
despite it being known the nightshark takes more missiles than the mk 2 can hold I still see people charge at ghille's nightshark for example
lethal birch
What I'm saying is that everything the nightshark does except tanking missiles the toreador does better
storm laurel
rarely ever do people ever learn
wooden garnet
But for freemode particularly, I'd say Nightshark is still better
lethal birch
Also the Nightshark is more of a deffensive vehicle
wooden garnet
You won't survive in a Toreador for too long
atomic zealot
the unlimited missiles also make it super powerful, i've taken out terrorbytes with my toreador
lethal birch
While the Toreador is an agressive vehicle
wooden garnet
Unless you go underwater
lethal birch
You won't survive in a Toreador for too long <:peepoShrug:585670404954259456>
Toreador driver here, cant confirm
Hit and run is probably your best strategy
storm laurel
I use the toreador a lot too as I used to use the stromberg
i don't like how you can't take it into an MOC though
wooden garnet
Toreador driver myself, and yes, can confirm only thing you can do in it is Hit and Run
Won't be surviving long in a fledged out battle
lethal birch
It really depends
For example, near the LSC in Burton the Toreador already has a huge advantage
storm laurel
i like sitting under water and watching mk 2s wait above and try firing missiles down
wooden garnet
I'd personally judge a vehicle in freemode by seeing if it can survive long
atomic zealot
if you're doing any npc mission with the toreador it's super easy
it tracks the npcs
lethal birch
I'd personally judge a vehicle **in freemode** by seeing if it can survive long
Here's another example
storm laurel
i can't imagine how useful the toreador would be for bogdan though
lethal birch
The Khanjali
storm laurel
no need for boats when you have a four seater stromberg
wooden garnet
Yep, same stuff. Not good in freemode 'cause it can't survive.
Doesn't mean it's garbage or useless
lethal birch
Well here's the thing
wooden garnet
Only means it's not going to be "the best land vehicle"
merry lava
i can't imagine how useful the toreador would be for bogdan though
Still doing bogdan
lethal birch
The Nightshark is purely based on being hard to kill
Thats the only thing its good for
wooden garnet
i can't imagine how useful the toreador would be for bogdan though
It can be useful if you're not in Paleto Facility
atomic zealot
i've been using the toreador in freemode and it can survive
wooden garnet
Boosters make it the #2 fastest land vehicle
storm laurel
true yeah
atomic zealot
The Nightshark is purely based on being hard to kill
you can use c4 in the nightshark
lethal birch
The toreador can
go fast
shoot rocket
stand a bit of missiles
lethal birch
you can use c4 in the nightshark
...just like most vehicles
wooden garnet
Not like in most vehicles, but I don't wanna get into Nightshark sticky bomb physics rn
atomic zealot
yeah but most vehicles don't tank that mutch
lethal birch
The Toreador sacrificies the defense a Nightshark provides to give more offensive capabilities
atomic zealot
Not like in most vehicles, but I don't wanna get into Nightshark sticky bomb phy...
also that, you can throw sticky bombs really far
lethal birch
And also can be a get out of jail free card if you play it correctly
Thats why I think its best than the Nightshark
It can do more stuff than the nightshark
storm laurel
imo it's hard to say which is better because one is defensive the other is offensive
wooden garnet
The only change I'd personally do to make a Toreador better is let it tank missiles instead of just survive them
Because in a Toreador, or even a Stromberg, you eat a missile, you're pretty much always wheels up, head down, ass wide open.
lethal birch
Whats the difference between a Toreador and a Vigilante though?
wooden garnet
Armor
storm laurel
The only change I'd personally do to make a Toreador better is let it **tank** m...
i'd let the toreador go into an MOC, that way if it's slightly damaged you can repair it easily
wooden garnet
And missile tracking
lethal birch
Uhh what?
severe garnet
Vigilante has a bigger boost
wooden garnet
Eh
severe garnet
Drives like an absolute boat 
wooden garnet
Vig got piss poor handling
lethal birch
Oh yeah real question here
atomic zealot
bout you can countrol the toreador much better even while boosting
lethal birch
How good are the Toreador missiles?
wooden garnet
Toreador would be a Mk2 counter if it could turn well while boosting
wooden garnet
How good are the Toreador missiles?
Mk1/Stromberg level
storm laurel
same as stromberg's, not like ruiner but they're decent
i don't think they're the same as mk 1 missiles though
wooden garnet
Slightly less than Mk2
atomic zealot
Mk1/Stromberg level
i always use handbrake then boost
to turn around and then go quickly
lethal birch
Uhh, is there any missile tier list out there?
wooden garnet
Handbrake then Boost means you're going straight after a quick turn
Boost then Handbrake means you're changing directions like a beast
The latter is what makes missiles miss you
Which is something the Scramjet has going for it
But unfortunately, not the Toreador or the Vigilante
storm laurel
but the scramjet takes 1 missile in comparison to the toreador
so i'd hope it can dodge missiles better
wooden garnet
Mhm
If you boost in a Toreador while a missile hits you, you're pretty much screwed
Thing will rock and roll harder than my ass in a songfest
lethal birch
I still dont understand how to dodge missiles with the Toreador
wooden garnet
You really can't, unless you drive right at the missile spammer and boost
lethal birch
Most of the times I just boost when earing the beep and they magically dont shoot
wooden garnet
You can't shake a guy if he's behind you
storm laurel
I try to boost away from their missiles but most the time I end up killing dumb mk 2 users without chaff on green tracking
if they had chaff i'd be screwed
ripe yew
Get ready for WW3 lobbies this week
storm laurel
lmao
lethal birch
i literally never saw a chaff mk2 in my ~6 months of experience
storm laurel
I have chaff on my mk 2 but i hate using the mk 2 in pvp
wooden garnet
Greatest thing is that no one flies a Mk2 upside down
That thing deserves a fkin nerf
wooden garnet
Mk2 as used by manchildren is no threat
lethal birch
Its still unbalanced
wooden garnet
Mk2 used by chaff spammers is still fairly decently evaded
But an upside down Mk2?
Well goddamn
lethal birch
Since it outdates most vehicles (Except the sparrow)
wooden garnet
Only thing I can think of that can take an upside down Mk2 down is a ghosted Chenrobog
lethal birch
and it requieres less skill to use than to counter which leads to the oppressor having a quite literal name
wooden garnet
Or if you get lucky while dogfighting it in a jet
Upside down Mk2 is unbalanced, yes.
storm laurel
Only thing I can think of that can take an upside down Mk2 down is a ghosted Che...
even then you need that element of surprise because i don't think a mk 2 is gonna start flying upside down if they know you're ghosted
lethal birch
Mk2 is unbalanced
wooden garnet
Normal Mk2s are fine in PvP imo
wooden garnet
even then you need that element of surprise because i don't think a mk 2 is gonn...
Oh no, people who do fly upside down always fly upside down
Example, MetPro
storm laurel
never seen them to be honest xD
wooden garnet
I don't wanna ring my own horn here, but I do too
lethal birch
Still, the mk2 problem is also that its a personal vehicle
storm laurel
tbh surprisingly i've noticed people have been using more varied vehicles, came across some guy trying to kill me in an avenger and a scramjet, felt like a breath of fresh air in comparison to the mk 2
wooden garnet
Mk2 being an air vehicle is a good nerf imo
Close spawns are still pretty annoying to deal with
lethal birch
Like... A plane?
wooden garnet
You know, air vehicle spawns.
I'd like it if a Mk2 didn't spawn right down the street
lethal birch
Yeah I wish that happend
lethal birch
ROCKSTAR PLEASE HOW CAN THIS BE CLASSIFIED AS A MOTORCYCLE
lethal birch
MC Menu is broken thanks to the god forsaken mk2
wooden garnet
At least CEO menu only allows select non-personal vehicles
merry lava
ROCKSTAR PLEASE HOW CAN THIS BE CLASSIFIED AS A MOTORCYCLE
The shape 
lethal birch
The shape <:wesmart:782792073907929088>
blista compact
wooden garnet
That'd be much better
lethal birch
Sultan RS
atomic zealot
MC menu allowing personal bike spawns is broken
not really if you don't count the mk2
storm laurel
just classify the mk 2 as military or something
wooden garnet
not really if you don't count the mk2
Mk1 insta-spawns is what makes tanks useless
lethal birch
Want me to go on?
atomic zealot
if they removed oppressors from that menu it would be fine
wooden garnet
If you don't count the Mk2 ofc
storm laurel
if they removed oppressors from that menu it would be fine
the mk 1 is fine imo
wooden garnet
Civilian bikes are still fine
atomic zealot
not being spawned in the mc menu
wooden garnet
the mk 1 is fine imo
Mk1 insta-spawns is what makes tanks useless
As much as I like this ability of the Mk1
storm laurel
ah, didn't see that
atomic zealot
both of those bikes should be removed from there
storm laurel
i never really thought to use the mk 1 against tanks
merry lava
Sentinel Classic
Itali GTO
Pariah
Neo
Bullet
I respect that u actually did
wooden garnet
But then again, if there's no insta spawn Mk1, then RC Tanks will become a big issue
Look at this mess 
created
Can't do any change without it backfiring
atomic zealot
are rc tanks always ghosted?
wooden garnet
Yep
wooden garnet
Unless they're in your CEO
lethal birch
ok real talk here
storm laurel
or MC
atomic zealot
that's super op imo
wooden garnet
Then you can see them I think
lethal birch
Listen this
wooden garnet
Go ahead
lethal birch
Make a new freemode mode
storm laurel
you can see them if youre in the same ceo/mc
atomic zealot
would be nice but rockstar isn't making that
lethal birch
No BST
wooden garnet
would be nice but rockstar isn't making that
Wouldn't bet on that
lethal birch
Having to go buy ammo to ammu nation (Or at least only explosives)
Widowmaker being removed lul
storm laurel
it's also probably a bit too late in gta 5's lifecycle for anyone to play that daily. if it came out with the doomsday update before this futuristic stuff came in i think it would have been better
wooden garnet
All ammo should be banned from Interaction Menu
severe garnet
When's the last time anyone bought ammo at all?
Me last week
lethal birch
Doomsday Heist was a mistake
wooden garnet
Sure, that means no flare gun ammo too, but we can sacrifice that much
severe garnet
Because I ran out of AR ammo
storm laurel
dd heist was fun but yeah i agree it wasn't needed
severe garnet
merry lava
I've never gone under 9k ammo
wooden garnet
Because I ran out of AR ammo
poor boy
😔
I bought heavy sniper ammo
Went from 9100 to 9999
lethal birch
Honestly
merry lava
Not honest
lethal birch
I wish for the pvp to be fixed and a realistic mode to be added
storm laurel
yeah but this is r* who designed a new island and didn't even let you explore it in freemode without pc mods doing it first lol
wooden garnet
There's hope for that
dusty flare
how am I supposed to get to the sparrow with this blown up chopper here
lethal birch
How 2 fix pvp
no bst
no interaction menu explosives
suicicide counting on the score to the last player that killed you, or hurted you or that you hurted
kd getting removed
That would INMENSLY fix pvp
Now adding that on top of a realistic mode would be so much more enjoyable
storm laurel
there is a reason why fivem is growing / mods like lspdfr are popular and its because people just dont like the futuristic stuff
i would happily strip half of gta online's futuristic vehicles if it meant combat felt varied
lethal birch
there is a reason why fivem is growing / mods like lspdfr are popular and its be...
People LIKE the futuristic stuff
merry lava
Honestly just removing kd will make things alot better
storm laurel
i worded that wrong, the futuristic stuff is cool but doesn't fit in gta
storm laurel
lethal birch
And also is the average sharkcard client
You can tell they tried to appeal the youth since the Oppressor mk 1
merry lava
lethal birch
Then it was the Deluxo
Then the Oppressor mk2
Then the laser guns and alien suits
AND THEN THEY LAUNCHED THE GAME FOR FREE IN EPIC GAMES
merry lava
Tanks being overpowered was great
lethal birch
reverse zentornos 😔
merry lava
Simple times simple battles
lethal birch
You know, the MOC Cab is the spiritual succesor to the Zentorno
merry lava
True
storm laurel
Then the laser guns and alien suits
honestly i think the laser guns were more unnecessary than the oppressors
at least with the oppressors they took a fair bit of grinding to purchase but instead we'll give the level 1s access to a minigun
atomic zealot
when i bought my oppressor i got it using money a cheater gave me
so not really grinding
lol
lethal birch
So you can imagine my feelings towards the Widowmaker
storm laurel
I don't mind it on the odd occasion but if someone is just using minigun non stop then i get kinda annoyed
but the widowmaker is just straight up pointless
atomic zealot
it still amazes me how much control cheaters have over the whole session
lethal birch
I am so proud of using the minigun instead of that laser piece of shit
atomic zealot
never seen another game where you can fill the entire map with blown up vehicles
in a second using a free cheat
void hamlet
im so proud to have 14M and im already poor already by buying new vehicles
lethal birch
https://youtu.be/3jabPgOnFjw
The up n atomizer however 
void hamlet
storm laurel
despite not really grinding my levels up when the laser guns were available I still didn't buy them, I waited til I was the right level to own the combat MG and minigun and it felt a lot more rewarding than just buying both of the laser weapons. i'm fine with the up n atomiser as that's not a copy paste of another weapon given to level 1s
lethal birch
You can buy a weapon workshop and get early gund
lethal birch
Thats how I got my combat mg and heavy sniper
atomic zealot
i got the heavy sniper when i was lvl 80
proper grove
poggers!!!
atomic zealot
why is that?
storm laurel
interesting
proper grove
because im cool and i got awarded!
atomic zealot
lol
merry lava
because im cool and i got awarded!
storm laurel
what does it look like? @proper grove
lethal birch
what the fuck
storm laurel
i'm guessing it's like the same livery as cars with the shark face on the front & the metal plating on the sides
what's that
lethal birch
TOYOTA VIOS J GRADE MT
severe garnet
Toyota vios
atomic zealot
what
severe garnet
In all seriousness that’s just him trolling 
proper grove
redditors trying to be funny
storm laurel
i havent seen the stuff yet, waiting for it to go up in gtanews
severe garnet
If that wasn’t... obvious
lethal birch
redditors trying to be funny
I thought you were oleg for a second
storm laurel
all i know so far is the podium vehicle is the toreador & the livery andre just showed
lethal birch
proper grove
I wish I was as sexy as Oleg
atomic zealot
is the livery you got the one from the podium?
storm laurel
log in unlock
lethal birch
ok it looks fucking terrible
storm laurel
i never got the galaxy livery for the akula or the mk 1 during christmas special 😔
atomic zealot
dude look at the teeth on the side they look like my drawings on paint when i was 6
proper grove
cheap af bro!!!!
merry lava
Everyone is gonna have the toreador now 
atomic zealot
can't even use the casino in argentina
lethal birch
WW3 incoming
atomic zealot
country sucjs ass
atomic zealot
yeah that's weird
proper grove
save me from this hell hole called argentina
lethal birch
^
atomic zealot
like the law is only applied to some games
lethal birch
literally worse than Brazil
atomic zealot
and we can't have game servers here because of this commie ass government
lethal birch
its not like we need though
Brazil servers are good enough
Have in mind its a P2P game
atomic zealot
idk in csgo macacos have a big ping advantage
lethal birch
This isnt CSGO though
atomic zealot
i get one tapped as soon as they peek i can't even react
lethal birch
CSGO uses servers where everyone connects to and receives from that server
atomic zealot
yeah just any competitive game in general
lethal birch
In GTA 5 since its P2P (Peer to peer) a host makes a lobby and then when anyone joins they'll also become host
Which means everyone is both giving and receiving
Thats why GTAO servers are so fucked too
lethal birch
this is also why cheaters have so much power
If the game used proper servers (Which would be very expensive) a client wouldnt be able to send a package to the rest saying "A Zentorno spawned out of nowhere" for example
But since you're both the server and the client you can pull out crazy shit like spawning any vehicle, having godmode, teleporting, you name it
atomic zealot
yeahh and combine that with the worst anti cheat ever
is there even an anti cheat?
never seen anyone get banned for mods
obsidian acorn
ive had friends get banned temporarily
lethal birch
If someone leaves it could be intentional, a connection error or that he got banned
obsidian acorn
so there is some sort of anti cheat
lethal birch
You never know
merry lava
You never know
Spooky
obsidian acorn
if only they spent the money to get actual servers lmao
lethal birch
But the Anticheat is really bad when you can instantly sell gunrunning cargo for 2.5M instantly 5 times a day with no consecuences
atomic zealot
tbh it's not that bad bc gta is the only game i can play sometimes because i don't notice ping at all
obsidian acorn
there are so many glitches lol
storm laurel
minecraft servers have better anticheats than gta 5
merry lava
atomic zealot
roblox has better anti cheat
lethal birch
Rockstar has VAC-Tier anticheat
Actually, even worse
Theres a lot of cheaters that dont get caught yet a lot of innocent players that do
obsidian acorn
~~minecraft servers have better anticheats than gta 5~~
watchdog
atomic zealot
vac is not comparable to whatever rockstar has
if you enter a vac server with a blatant cheat you get insta banned
unlike gta
lethal birch
Free menus can get you banned soon or later though
storm laurel
watchdog
that's not even a joke i genuinely think watchdog is better than gta's anticheat
lmao
lethal birch
Except for one that starts with K
obsidian acorn
it literally is
i logged on with a hacked client 27 days ago and got insta banned for 30d
3 days left...
obsidian acorn
HK ON TOP
obsidian acorn
lol we just realised we are both in same guild
lethal birch
Still, the reason to cheat in fucking skywars isnt the same than GTA Online
lethal birch
Most cheaters in GTAO do it so they can ease or skip grind
obsidian acorn
actual hackers use alt accounts and custom clients
i was messing around on my own mc server and logged into skyblock to check on something and got insta banned
not pog
anyways
lethal birch
actual hackers probably would get straight into hypepixel database and unban themselves tbh
hacker is a big word you know?
lean basin
If you use any mod without report blocker, and use it to affect other players, 
atomic zealot
actual hackers use alt accounts and custom clients
creating accounts is not hacking
obsidian acorn
each mc account is like $25
they buy cracked alt accounts for a couple cents each
atomic zealot
lmao that's like a million pesos
obsidian acorn
yep
lethal birch
Fun fact
atomic zealot
in the us it's probably not that mutch
lethal birch
1 dollar is 1 million venezuelan bolivares
atomic zealot
argentina is going in the same direction
lethal birch
Yeah 1 dollar is 200 pesos I think
atomic zealot
yeah more or less
lean basin
I even know about a menu which costs $30 for online use upgrades
No way you get a bust
atomic zealot
shark cards are just useless when you can buy a cheaper option and get literally anything you want in the game
like even stuff that isn't in online
lean basin
gta anti cheats look for any suspicious injections which is too deep for paid menus and calculates the distances you travel per certain amounts of time, etc
If you know what I'm saying, no way to get banned even if you're using an experimental free menu
atomic zealot
like distance in the game?
lean basin
How fast your car goes.. for ex. have you seen those player blips moving so fast on the map, and straight most of the time?
lean basin
Those have higher chance to get banned
atomic zealot
so you get banned for going too fast
lean basin
I'd say try menus in a solo session, where no chance of being reported is there
In total don't use them as if not it's experimental
lethal birch
gta anti cheats look for any suspicious injections which is too deep for paid me...
Still doesnt ban me for using tp
golden harnessBOT
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lean basin
In total don't use them as if not it's experimental
.
kindred oracle
not sure if any motorcycles can control turning while on a wheelie
well, except for this new drip feed bike
lean basin
The faster the wheelie the more the ratio to turn
kindred oracle
i did try wheelie on bati 801, you can't turn even on slow speed. haven't tried other off-road bikes tho
woven verge
not sure if any motorcycles can control turning while on a wheelie
well, except ...
The new manchez is dead easy to wheelie.
glad lance
i think they buffed the wheelie turning on the new bike
kindred oracle
The new manchez is dead easy to wheelie.
yessss 
woven verge
😄 that turn radius
It's just too bad, that they messed up the disk brake and chaingear on the wheel so hard 😄
restive tendon
another day in gta v...
lethal birch
ok
bronze plume
woven verge
This heli is stuck to my yacht since 3 missions.. 😄 wtf
granite smelt
wind trout
I'm just speechless free toreador I'm new so I was grinding for it but we'll forget it lmao
100%
I won't turn into a griefer promise
restive tendon
lol
wind trout
It's 55s 
dim edge
NEW: guards are now equipped with x-ray vision and can see you through buildings
wanton flame
gloomy bane
but how???
rich ermine
fun fact: you can change your outfit during the scouting of the cayo perico heist
unreal aspen
not sure if any motorcycles can control turning while on a wheelie
well, except ...
only the regular manchez and manchez scout
lethal birch
i always wanted to kill this man
primal haven
Why do some people still think thermal helmets are not bullet proof
The outfit created guy thought you could die from a face shot still
idle maple
something seems off
deft canyon
Nah, hes fine, he just got his friend who allowed himself to be killed 10 million+ times
unreal aspen
Clean Player
severe garnet
I bet his stats aren’t maxed out
unreal aspen
too cheap to pay for the full package 
idle maple
I bet his stats aren’t maxed out
they were, and he only modded himself to like rank 400 something
idle maple
Nah, hes fine, he just got his friend who allowed himself to be killed 10 millio...
Damn, I wonder whats his friends kd lol
deft canyon
A lotta zeros
lethal birch
something seems off
clean player
severe garnet
The almighty yellow submarine
idle maple
The almighty **yellow submarine**
🟡
Alright, welcome to another game of "Who wasn't loved as a child?"
brittle tundra
lethal birch
The almighty **yellow submarine**
looks like the sub went thru a sewage system
lethal birch
Alright, welcome to another game of "Who wasn't loved as a child?"
that looks like my stats exept its 173kd
pulsar kiln
Finally done with lowriders garage.
dusky timber
fervent sleet
something seems off
Hes a clean player
frail orbit
**Clean Player**
does that ever change? it seems like everyone is Clean Player
restive tendon
hacker too..
tardy oak
0.70 KD gang
stiff stone
golden harnessBOT
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sinful compass
cayo perico storage room guard needed to take a nap
lethal birch
something seems off
100,000 kills and 1 death easy
severe garnet
unreal aspen
smash 
chilly galleon
unreal aspen
totally not modded
plain pelican
Rages in console
chilly galleon
totally not modded <:haHAA:585620975043739654>
I'm a realestate investor
and a stock trader
chilly galleon
ye
barren geyser
severe garnet
chilly galleon
also tip irl I recommend gun stock when riot goes up or violat such such
free money 
unreal aspen
<:PeepoWeird:585616300320227348>
3 rp 
barren geyser
<:PeepoWeird:585616300320227348>
Get to level 151 by singing in the shower 
unreal aspen
or talking to the strippers while getting a lap dance 
barren geyser
barren geyser
native maple
or talking to the strippers while getting a lap dance <:pog:773216207801024522>
you can do that?
unreal aspen
yeah
lethal birch
Pov:You are not her little pogchamp anymore
grand laurel
idle maple
ik its npc helis, but whatever
unreal aspen
pov: people have started using this channel for shitposting 
golden harnessBOT
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unreal aspen
unreal aspen
ik its npc helis, but whatever
that's some good aim 
severe garnet
Best archive location
grand laurel
I CANT PUT MEMES IN MEMES BECAUSE IT WONT LET ME
unreal aspen
hmmm, if only there was something in the pinned messages that instructed you on how to get the approved shitposter role 
severe garnet
Or maybe he can’t access the channel itself 
lethal birch
@lethal birch wrong chat maestro
Ye i just noticed
#memes-and-shitposting next time
dusky timber
man wishes he had as much money as steve
lean basin
barren geyser
I'm not clicking a video with that title or thumbnail
unreal aspen
GTA THUG LIFE : BEST MOMENTS EVER !!11!!1 (best gta 5 funny moments)
(insert moc with a cigarette sticking out of it's grill here)
or is that weed
lethal birch
lol
wooden garnet
glad lance
https://youtu.be/EExq4-OcfYo
lean basin
<:WeirdChamp:720264406805774387>
Just for the LoL of it 
lethal birch
.
lethal birch
fun fact: you can change your outfit during the scouting of the cayo perico hei...
Ur a lil too late for that.
glad lance
Just for the LoL of it <:peepoOkay:690203026861850693>
i watched 12 min of that
it was awful
lethal birch
Theres godmode glitchers on console too
lean basin
The hand holding looked like a foot for a glance
But it really hurts to be Bolt at that moment 
lethal birch
.
wooden garnet
But it really hurts to be Bolt at that moment <:Sadge:757445535660507166>
I don't mind her having godmode for a while
Thought she wanted a headstart on the score
She sure did too
9-0 till godmode
I think 14-11 after she disabled it 
idle maple
I think 14-11 after she disabled it <:LULW:652518001962385437>
so technically 5-11
lean basin
Yeah, incase k/d is not cared about
vagrant crescent
Meet BMS🔥🔥🔥
lean basin
Tryhard x Car guy
lean basin
Bro...
grand laurel
Broo
lean basin
send me a gta pic
lean basin
Hm, like they care about customers as if they were fishes in that sea
grand laurel
Wasent talking to u??
median timber
Ik
grand laurel
Then why u respond?
median timber
Becuz I felt like it
grand laurel
K
lean basin
Next island update is gonna be the next gta
grand laurel
Wow really
wooden trail
vagrant crescent
Rate
cunning furnace
vagrant crescent
❤️❤️❤️❤️
lean basin
Truck20
vagrant crescent
🎮🎮🎮
wanton flame
gigachad
grand laurel
Lmaooo its fax bro
vagrant crescent
Tryhard x Car guy
I don't understand
lean basin
I don't understand
A tryhard and also a car guy
vagrant crescent
Haha what do you mean by tryhard guy
edgy anchor
Self-proclaimed car guy
idle maple
heres me murdering police for 46 seconds
vagrant crescent
Tryhard means who try hard actually <:kek:585617800257863727>
Oh oh I understand now
vagrant crescent
Awesome pic, remind of one of those GTA 6 leak graphic
Thanks for your compliment ❤️🔥
lean basin
heres me murdering police for 46 seconds <:kek:585617800257863727>
Like it performed, perfecto 
idle maple
I didnt know your archenemy could be the same as victim. hmmm....
plush storm
@idle maple EWOs
bold river
heres me murdering police for 46 seconds <:kek:585617800257863727>
You’re hurting my boys
proper grove
lol
bold river
<:RIP:361138187105730561>
WHYYY
bold river
<:OkayChamp:720264356029399052>
HOLY shit.
lean basin
Woo ff
lean basin
I guess they got revenge... one way or another
idle maple
Don’t kill my bois next time
I refuse to listen
fathom cloud
frail orbit
can we kalm down for 1 min-
hey rubio guards im just scouting the island in my outfit, remove the armor? no, guess my kind is not allowed on this island
rubio's office has no tv either so no princess robot bubblegum anime playing there
bold river
I refuse to listen
lean basin
I refuse to listen
regal haven
@idle maple now try to do that in a 1v1 sniper battle with me
oh i thought this was meme and sjitposting
i am sorry mini moderators
idle maple
<@345650787051110400> now try to do that in a 1v1 sniper battle with me
Im PC
river briar
azure canopy
my diamond casino crashed and now im here lol
river briar
bruh
wanton flame
Yup, that's where the interior is located
Something similar happened to me once and I got stuck in the mantrap in freemode
lethal birch
lmao
wooden garnet
First time flying backwards on K&M, very epic
At least now I know it's possible on K&M
wooden garnet
I thought it was impossible on K&M at first
Just found out that it works
But still kinda wack
nocturne otter
When I try to do a backward, i move like you in first try
and that doesn't feel like backward
verbal kettle
wooden garnet
Yeah, the plane always stalled for me back in the day when I used to try
I recomen Pyro for learning, super simple.
I try Lazer in story mode for now
wooden garnet
Hydra is kinda hard
nocturne otter
wha
wooden garnet
'cause it's more bulkier
wooden garnet
Pyro's controls make it super easy
nocturne otter
but i'll try doing with the pyro
wooden garnet
Flying backwards is definitely more easier on the Pyro than the Lazer/Hydra
glad osprey
spark cedar
@verbal kettle is that legit
pure finch
what how
bronze plume
remote laurel
i already brought them all
the mini-sub isnt worth it
it doesnt even go straight
only upwards
verbal kettle
<@!254677471243272193> is that legit
yes
verbal kettle
wooden garnet
Ah yes, Panther Statue with 0 fencing fee
Legit indeed
I respect the S. Annihilator approach tho
wooden garnet
*nub* <:pepeLaughYou:663808283533901864>
That was my first try okay
verbal kettle
nub
@lethal birch you have modder role also so I mean lol I was helping him out
wooden garnet
Helping people out is epic, but at least don't say it's legit
Now that poor man is gonna roam around saying Panther Statue is out just to be humiliated more
verbal kettle
I said it was mods
wooden garnet
wooden garnet
I know, I saw it later. But that's the point. I didn't see the mods disclaimer till I looked carefully enough. I saw the "is this legit? yes" message first
And I'm ready to bet others won't see it at first glance either
Anyway, I don't much care
verbal kettle
dusky timber
scriptkiddie panther 🚮
verbal kettle
scriptkiddie panther 🚮
i mean i see no issue with helping others that happen to be low levels