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merry lava
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LOL

unreal aspen
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rip lazer

merry lava
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i survived

unreal aspen
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LOL

merry lava
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uh oh

nocturne otter
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what ya guys doing rn

merry lava
nocturne otter
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got ignored peepoSadSip

ripe yew
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Also top level scientists: alright, so we have a camo for you right here. We have it drawn out already but we don’t know how to apply it so you’ll have to give us 225k if you wanna use it dviperSmart

merry lava
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fffff

ripe yew
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The only other thing worse than getting liveries during research is all the junk for the technical aqua

nocturne otter
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the wheels are so cheap in gta

unreal aspen
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dont kill @merry lava

merry lava
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well

nocturne otter
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look how cheap ,you can buy prius maybe camaro too

unreal aspen
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LOL

merry lava
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WTF

ripe yew
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The technical aqua research is LITERALLY just a bunch of metal rods attached to the front and a minigun on a stick

merry lava
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dammit

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i tried

nocturne otter
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why do we even need it

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I only use fmj, incendary

merry lava
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this is scary

nocturne otter
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fmj on rev, incendary on heavy sniper mk2

merry lava
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oh well ok

ripe yew
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All but incendary rounds

nocturne otter
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ree gimme the explosive ammooo

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tbh, incendary is kinda worth

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but you can only carry 76

ripe yew
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Worse with explosive rounds

unreal aspen
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@merry lava i have a pepegasus lazer at the top of the airstrip

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you can take it if you want

merry lava
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im just having missiles dropped on me

ripe yew
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Max a boom boom sniper can hold is 36 rounds

merry lava
ripe yew
merry lava
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uh oh

nocturne otter
unreal aspen
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fly straight i wanna land on you @merry lava

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it worked for a sec

merry lava
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im on fire

unreal aspen
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pog

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rip

merry lava
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reee

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im going to maze bank

unreal aspen
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KAMIKAZE

storm mica
unreal aspen
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omg

merry lava
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trees got in the way

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i was gonna kamikaze u

unreal aspen
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i saw

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im gonna bring the pegasus lazer to you @merry lava

merry lava
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btw who is twoshoes

unreal aspen
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5.91 kd

merry lava
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oh

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i thought by the 6kd

unreal aspen
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same thing

merry lava
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i got the kill

unreal aspen
merry lava
unreal aspen
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DAMN TREES

merry lava
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hehe

unreal aspen
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uh oh time for actual pvp

merry lava
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i was in third person

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frick

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welp

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@primal haven im sorry PES_Hands

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FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

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connection lost

primal haven
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I was trying to kill brown

storm mica
merry lava
primal haven
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Ye

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This brown guy wants some two shoes dick rn

unreal aspen
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inv ceo @primal haven

flat plinth
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@primal haven guess what

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I got a laser

primal haven
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Baller

merry lava
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i had no chance PES_Hands

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inv @unreal aspen

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hopefully i can join back

unreal aspen
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nice

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inv again to ceo @primal haven

merry lava
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brb

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i joined

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em back

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pepe_clap @unreal aspen

unreal aspen
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smh just took out a pyro in my lazer

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bruh all brown does is spam oppressors

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watch out for green, he has an explosive sniper @primal haven @merry lava

merry lava
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theres 2 greens

unreal aspen
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dark green

merry lava
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my objective is to crash into u

unreal aspen
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no

merry lava
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oh 5.91 put his jet in his moc?

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dammit

unreal aspen
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no kamikaze for you hehe

merry lava
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dont come out feelscheekyman

unreal aspen
merry lava
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oh wait

unreal aspen
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WELL FUCK

merry lava
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told u

unreal aspen
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WHAT TIMING

merry lava
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dont come out

unreal aspen
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thats the same human disgrace that spams explosive snipers

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all because i beat him in a dogfight

merry lava
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i was too late PES_Hands

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was gonna ram u with the phantom wedge

unreal aspen
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hehe

merry lava
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im thinking of orbing u

unreal aspen
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ah i see you found my pepegasus lazer

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are you gonna try to kill me?

merry lava
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no

unreal aspen
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good

merry lava
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sorta

unreal aspen
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oh cmon

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please

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lemme get this fool

merry lava
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im trying to crash into u

unreal aspen
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good luck

merry lava
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uhhhhhh

unreal aspen
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"im trying to crash into u"

merry lava
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I DIDNT THINK IT WAS GONNA KILL U

unreal aspen
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uh huh

merry lava
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i shot missiles at u so u can spin and i had a better shot at crashing into u

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i tried to land

unreal aspen
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what a landing

merry lava
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ikr

unreal aspen
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smh my aim is so off today

merry lava
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im sorry PES_Hands

unreal aspen
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dont kill me

merry lava
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i wont

unreal aspen
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hehe taking your mk2

merry lava
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MY MK2

unreal aspen
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hehe

merry lava
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KIDNAP

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now its in the middle of the highway

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how does twoshoes kill green when he has an explosive sniper

unreal aspen
merry lava
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is he that bad or is he that good?

unreal aspen
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twoshoes is pretty good

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but green is terrible

merry lava
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makes sense

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now where is that lazer u said u spawned

unreal aspen
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damn oppressors chasing me everywhere

merry lava
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its browns friend

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same crew

unreal aspen
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i know

merry lava
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hes chasing me

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im in a stunt plane

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helpppp

unreal aspen
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rip

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ill help

merry lava
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gg ez

unreal aspen
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ez

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green incoming

merry lava
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he has half of twoshoes kd

unreal aspen
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oml this green guy is getting on my nerves

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just sitting on his yacht using boom rounds

merry lava
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rip cargo

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brown destroyed

storm mica
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sounds like a typical gta sessionfeelshmmman

merry lava
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i wont kill u this time i promise

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it is

unreal aspen
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of course

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off the radar oppressor

merry lava
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LOL

unreal aspen
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nice

merry lava
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i locked on for 1 second and shot

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he was standing still spamming

unreal aspen
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such a Pepega

merry lava
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i suck at divebombing

unreal aspen
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so i can see

merry lava
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UHHHHH

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I DIDNT MEAN TO

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IM SORRY

unreal aspen
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pain

merry lava
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i lost my wheels trying to land

unreal aspen
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i wait like 10 minutes trying to get a safe opportunity to bring my lazer out and that happens

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i get killed by friendly fire Wazowski

merry lava
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forgive me father

unreal aspen
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anyways, i'm gonna get off

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probably just gonna be afk in my apartment

merry lava
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alright sorry the 2 ACCIDENT kills

unreal aspen
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nah it has nothing to do with that

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just getting bored

merry lava
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oh yea ik

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just saying they were an ACCIDENT

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kinda funny tho

unreal aspen
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true

merry lava
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next time ill be a spectator

primal haven
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Man those morons are annoying

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I’m just gonna save my KD and get on my alternate account

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Rc noob

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COMPLAINED that I used a jet and couldn’t fight on ground

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Proceeds to use a rc tank for 40 minutes straight

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This is why we need abortions Boys

merry lava
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they arent very smart

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stood still and spammed missiles and i got him in the jet

primal haven
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Yeah

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Invite Ln My Head x

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Lower case L

merry lava
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i left SadYeehaw

primal haven
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That’s fine

merry lava
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ask mors hes still in game just afk

primal haven
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I don’t fuck with randoms anyway

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Especially ones who are full of themselves

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Still up

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@merry lava dogfight or sniper 1v1

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I’m gonna do this for practice on my alt

merry lava
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1 sec

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im logging back in

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inv

primal haven
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@merry lava I forgot gt

merry lava
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oh and sniper 1v1

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go easy on me lol

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im a decent sniper

lethal birch
merry lava
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@primal haven where we doing the 1v1

primal haven
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What 1v1

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Are we doing

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Jet or snipe

merry lava
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sniper

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if we're doing beach join my terrorbyte its next to the beach

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so

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hold on ima switch scope

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ur 1 shot for me

primal haven
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That’s because I’m low level

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Why are we not doing a one shot rule

merry lava
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whats that

primal haven
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Literally just stand still

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After a hit

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Kill yourself I invited you so you spawn closer

merry lava
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ah i get it

primal haven
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Kill yourself until you are beside me

merry lava
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i keep spawning further lol

primal haven
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Drive here

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With a bike

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I could start up a job

true dawn
primal haven
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Where there is just one area to spawn

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On both sides

merry lava
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yea sure

merry lava
primal haven
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@merry lava I don’t have the job on this acc

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Forgot

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?

merry lava
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?

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lol

primal haven
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This game sucks

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Spawn sucks

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Why are we doing this at the beach

merry lava
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i dunno

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i dont have the lsia hangar so i wont spawn near sadly

primal haven
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You still have to drive here

merry lava
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i swear this wasnt as annoying before

primal haven
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Forgot friendly fire

merry lava
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reee

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first to 30?

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oh wow

primal haven
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What

merry lava
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wanna dogfight now

primal haven
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Yup

merry lava
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im just glad i was able to kill u more than 10 times

lethal birch
merry lava
primal haven
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I’m guessing you know how to start a dogfight

merry lava
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i think

primal haven
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Fly by eachother at the same altitude

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That’s all

merry lava
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oki

primal haven
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Restart @merry lava

merry lava
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im bad at this

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welp

primal haven
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I am too when I have setting I am still getting used to

lethal birch
primal haven
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Meth

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Jesse

merry lava
primal haven
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SeaHog was gonna dogfight

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Idk where he went

merry lava
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LET ME GET 1 KILL

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YES

primal haven
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There’s your kill

merry lava
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FINALLY

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i tried

primal haven
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You did

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I wonder if anyone else is on

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That would dogfight with me rn

merry lava
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dont tell anyone about this

primal haven
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F

grim wasp
unreal aspen
valid kite
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Anyone can help me to finish the doomsday?

primal haven
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Oh

unreal aspen
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Too much homework

primal haven
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Scoo

tardy stoneBOT
merry lava
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@unreal aspen i was destroyed while u were gone

unreal aspen
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Good

grim wasp
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Creepy uncle lester

merry lava
unreal aspen
valid kite
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Ok I'm sorry

merry lava
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15-1 sadgest

unreal aspen
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Yikes

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@primal haven let’s do a dogfight tomorrow

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I’ve gotten better

primal haven
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Ok

grim wasp
# valid kite Ok I'm sorry

There's nothing to be sorry about, think he's just directing you to the channel where you request help for heists

low carbon
lethal birch
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Who can help me resupply

wooden garnet
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Fall didn't kill him. The pepega died and ragdolled down, but his potato pc registered the hit on my pc after a whopping 5s Pepega

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Headshot btw, so no chance of survival

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Discord compression is fkin obtrusive

night abyss
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This is an emote for "you've been warned".

true dawn
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nah

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more like "can you be on time for ONCE ?"

lethal birch
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lmao

frail orbit
lethal birch
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which language is that PeepoPoggers

balmy zinc
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LMAOOO Mr.White

frail orbit
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and yes i play both languages from time to time

lethal birch
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uwu

lethal birch
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Aside from that 10/10 makes me wanna die

solar summit
burnt cargo
lean basin
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LoLz

lethal birch
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yeah that seems about right

sterile egret
lethal birch
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AAAAAAAAAA

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xd

quiet merlin
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Ponytail was too Pepega for me

lethal birch
sterile egret
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RDO screenshots peepoSusp

lethal birch
quiet merlin
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horrific

lethal birch
lethal birch
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lmao

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best friend

lethal birch
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wait what

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his boyfriend

lethal birch
alpine fossil
lethal birch
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69 hours

lethal birch
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lol

alpine fossil
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That's not even gta my guy

wooden zenith
lethal birch
alpine fossil
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That's better

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Look at my chips

echo thicket
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Poggers

alpine fossil
keen oar
echo thicket
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Damn

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Who downloaded a graphics mod?

lean basin
lean basin
lean basin
lean basin
lethal birch
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lol

lean basin
lean basin
keen oar
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Man fuck you ill see you at work

lethal birch
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lmao

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hm

lean basin
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A reference to real life soldiers

lethal birch
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A nice replacement for a pure black shirt, which doesnt exist

lean basin
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I sometimes remove the suit for a necklace

quaint ridge
quiet merlin
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when you have the space stone in gta

lean basin
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You have discovered a small key that can be used to gain access to gain access to a locked location on the Island of Cayo Perico.

grave hill
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Are you my long lost sister?

lethal birch
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welcome to the ponytail club

patent knot
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brown hair ponytail club

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this is the way

lean basin
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Wow, your nick describes meaning of Vibe

lethal birch
severe garnet
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Eyesore

wooden garnet
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Strapz sales went up by 200%

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📈

lethal birch
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I honestly hate Strapz

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Looks like something you would use in fucking paintball

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I wish we got actual camo patterns

wooden garnet
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Man's got a sprunk pant, gotta respecc that pepeHmmCoffee

lethal birch
lethal birch
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BUT R DECIDES TO PUT IT IN JEANS AND BIKINIS

wooden garnet
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bonk

lethal birch
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INSTEAD OF ACTUAL MILITARY CLOTHING

wooden garnet
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bonk

quiet merlin
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strapz kinda dumb

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w

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found a kinda funky npc car

lean basin
# quiet merlin

I used to customize my first 240 SX this way, Need for Speed Underground 2

quiet merlin
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stock everything with underglow? LULW

lean basin
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Yeaah, still money to B made!!

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Neons and Engine tunes

finite light
lethal birch
lean basin
golden harnessBOT
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zep_check Set 10 seconds slowmode for #gta-media (native slowmode)

flat plinth
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??

lethal birch
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Do i need to have cars in my apartment for the give cars to friends glich? Just asking nothing much

golden harnessBOT
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zep_check Slowmode disabled!

wooden garnet
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Wasn't this glitch patched though? Don't remember

flat plinth
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Nope

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I don't think so

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I did it yesterday

solar summit
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apartment glitch was patched, and there were a lot of resets

proper grove
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good

unreal aspen
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wasn't the apartment glitch patched months ago

valid shale
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Can I share a video here, a speedrun, GTA related?

hoary salmon
unreal aspen
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but you can literally return your vehicle to storage @hoary salmon WeirdChamp

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it's been a feature since august

proper grove
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It's still a dumb feature

hoary salmon
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My point exactly

proper grove
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Why do I need to do an extra step when the game should just despawn it when I request a different car

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It's even more annoying since you need to call for a car

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least with MC it's a quick menu button

unreal aspen
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idk man since they added the return vehicle to storage i've never had a problem with my vehicle being too close

hoary salmon
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And there’s a cool down on when you can rerun ur car I believe

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Correct me if I’m wrong tho

proper grove
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Requesting has the cooldown

hoary salmon
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Ah

proper grove
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It's still stupid, should be removed ever since MC removed motorcycle cooldowns

hoary salmon
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Or if ur car spawns at the mmi lot down the road

proper grove
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Or at least have a menu to make things easier, planes and bikes are easy to grab

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it's annoying having to memorize which garage has what vehicle

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wish I could just scroll till I see the name like in preheist screens

unreal aspen
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i rarely call my mechanic though

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most of the vehicles i use are in the apartment i spawn in

proper grove
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bruh

severe garnet
dusky timber
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i feel attacked

severe garnet
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I didn’t attack you monkaHmm

unreal aspen
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that's some next level organization oleg

severe garnet
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I like how organized your garages are

unreal aspen
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beautiful

rough fox
unreal aspen
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you're in freemode

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it's safe to quit game

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@rough fox

rough fox
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wew thanks i already did it

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1,5M$ saved

unreal aspen
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yeah you can see in the bottom left your minimap is there

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that means you're in freemode and it's safe to quit game

rough fox
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i can grind faster now

unreal aspen
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nice

rough fox
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a lvl 83 that have a opp mk 2/submarine/terribyte

valid shale
unreal aspen
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does that time include the finale @valid shale

severe garnet
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It doesn’t

unreal aspen
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22 minutes is pretty fast though HMMERS

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shows that you can finish the entire heist in 30 minutes

valid shale
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ah i messed up construction man

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took 1 min to search for it

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yea but i will do another preps plus finale elite

gloomy bane
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but still its good u have a lotta stuff at lvl 83

rough fox
gloomy bane
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solo

rough fox
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sniff

gloomy bane
rough fox
gloomy bane
lethal birch
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Now I'm 272

rough fox
unreal aspen
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i got my oppressor at level 170

lethal birch
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Noob

unreal aspen
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it's because i was a prof fanboy back then Sadge

lethal birch
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I had 2.6 million stored for 2 years.

unreal aspen
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you've been playing for 2 years? monkaOMEGA

lethal birch
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Then I saw opp mk2 on sale back in June and bought it

gloomy bane
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same i got opp at rank 28

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or 32

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without the missiles

lethal birch
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i got mk2 at rank 1

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Tbf... ive been playing since 2013

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on my 2nd character

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Day 1

gloomy bane
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ive been playing sicne 2020

lethal birch
gloomy bane
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back wehn cayo perico wasnt a thing

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and dch dominated

lethal birch
unreal aspen
lethal birch
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Dude

gloomy bane
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shud be lvl 1300

lethal birch
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Level don't mean shit

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I don't play much

unreal aspen
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bro i got to 8008 in under a year

gloomy bane
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totally

lethal birch
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No.

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Mors is level 200+

gloomy bane
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tbf i got most of my shit at rank 65-95

unreal aspen
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@lethal birch have we played together yet

gloomy bane
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cuz i fucked up during rank 1-60

lethal birch
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No

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I'm ps

gloomy bane
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oof

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jk

vocal pendant
unreal aspen
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damn

lethal birch
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Yes

unreal aspen
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@lethal birch buy an xbox so we can play together peepobonk

lethal birch
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Day fucking 1

gloomy bane
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any 2021 players here?

lethal birch
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Oct 1st

gloomy bane
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wow

vocal pendant
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Played gta online in 2017 on playstation

gloomy bane
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u shud be rich then

vocal pendant
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then moved on pc in january 2020

lethal birch
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I mean I have 140m wouldn't say rich

gloomy bane
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thats great

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i only have 14m

vocal pendant
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I have

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990k

unreal aspen
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did you just get the tequila or something

gloomy bane
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im saving up to 50m

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but school is getting in ma way

vocal pendant
gloomy bane
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so i dont feel broke

vocal pendant
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Im

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extremely broke

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lmao

gloomy bane
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oof do cayo perico

vocal pendant
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ill do it in the weekends

gloomy bane
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school?

vocal pendant
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mhm

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I have the kosatka already

gloomy bane
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obv

primal haven
gloomy bane
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didnt u already post this?

primal haven
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6 days ago

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We need more new players to go to this channel damn it

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New members

gloomy bane
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ok?

primal haven
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@gloomy bane as in there is a select group of people who use gta media

gloomy bane
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oh

primal haven
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Not enough attention

vocal pendant
unreal aspen
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is that the door of a blimp

gloomy bane
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michaels house

vocal pendant
primal haven
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Wha about this one

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This is a nitrix warlord crew lobby

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I’ve just been trolling

unreal aspen
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i can see why someone would want to orb you now @primal haven

primal haven
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I’m a very annoying gremlin

vocal pendant
gloomy bane
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lol

primal haven
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1 hour and a half of following them holding the horn

gloomy bane
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toxic

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it wud be fun to mess with them

primal haven
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I created a colony of bacteria

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What would happen if I licked it

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Brb

unreal aspen
lethal birch
true dawn
unreal aspen
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omg the cats are perfectly synced on my screen @wooden garnet

wooden garnet
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Same

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If you go to #gta-questions and back here, they'll be synced @unreal aspen

severe garnet
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:catjam:

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😔

verbal kettle
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@hoary salmon that system doesn’t matter anymore cause you can return your vehicle to the garage from interaction menu without being in a mc

obsidian sparrow
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i spend too much

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im a lvl 39

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thats why i hsvnt made much

gloomy bane
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weird

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only 1.7m?

obsidian sparrow
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yeah

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i was saving up for a nightclub

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wich i bought

gloomy bane
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oh

obsidian sparrow
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the most basic

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i bought it

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i have made a tenth of its cost

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:(

gloomy bane
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get the sub first

severe cipher
flat plinth
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You have criminal enterprise

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You spent 2.6 mil on the nightclub of something

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You still have 100k

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Or something id

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Idk

obsidian sparrow
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i spent 1 mil

flat plinth
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You have criminal enterprise right

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You had one mil in your bank already

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You have 100k left about

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Like 120k

brittle tundra
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u gotta delete that

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can't have media containing slurs

hearty trout
fervent sleet
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I bashed casino heist

obsidian umbra
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all that in 2h MEGALUL big juicer

unreal aspen
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level 120 is the biggest red flag for a modded account bruhcat

hearty trout
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is it?

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oh true

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120 is the exact level for like minigun unlock

severe garnet
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Alongside 2 hours of playtime

hearty trout
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WAIT WHAT

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oh lol didnt notice

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yeah thats 100% modded lmao

fervent sleet
hearty trout
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lol caught

fervent sleet
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I speedrun!

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Anyway try reporting me :)

hearty trout
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speedrun modded account?

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omegalul

fervent sleet
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I speedrun casino

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Basically i have 220 people who have it ready

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I join em rapid

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And speedrun it

hearty trout
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you're a shit liar

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lmao

fervent sleet
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I speedrun ;-;

unreal aspen
obsidian umbra
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oh shit you're a speedrunner
Sorry

fervent sleet
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Ye bro!

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I speedrun casino

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I can complete it in almost like 30secs

unreal aspen
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a good part of level 120s are have their money modded

fervent sleet
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Im just built different

fervent sleet
hearty trout
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you literally have the "modder" role

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shut up

fervent sleet
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!removerole modder

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!remove modder

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!role mofder

hearty trout
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you can't lmao

obsidian umbra
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MEGALUL can't remove that one

hearty trout
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xddddd

fervent sleet
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Dafuq

hearty trout
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dickhead

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the role can't be removed

fervent sleet
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:0

obsidian sparrow
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:)

lethal birch
gloomy bane
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imagine flexing ur modded acc

graceful drum
golden harnessBOT
graceful drum
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No

gloomy bane
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this isnt gta

graceful drum
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It is

gloomy bane
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how?

graceful drum
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He part of the gangs

gloomy bane
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this is shitposting

graceful drum
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Just spreading awareness

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Stay outta brown street

gloomy bane
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well ur gonna get muted

graceful drum
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Or crip Monke will kill you

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Grove street*

paper drift
golden harnessBOT
rough fox
gloomy bane
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nr

rough fox
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wut

severe garnet
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No

gloomy bane
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it takes hours of grinding jsut to get 1m

severe garnet
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It’s like the worst for money making

gloomy bane
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u can make that in cph

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in an hr

severe garnet
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Yes

rough fox
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or like keep it in my infinity pocket fulll of guns

gloomy bane
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unfortunately no

rough fox
gloomy bane
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same i once found a dude with 56 sex acts thanks to the player scanner

spring shuttle
severe garnet
wooden garnet
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I think my biggest take was this

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Ironically, it is also my first heist KEKW

woven verge
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no fencing fee op

wooden garnet
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My RnG is garbage

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Only got pink diamond once

severe garnet
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Wow

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Double coke + safe?

wooden garnet
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Even that was with such shitty secondary loot RnG

severe garnet
wooden garnet
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So I went for the non-elite speedrun instead

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Didn't know I could solo b2b heists back then

wooden garnet
spring shuttle
wooden garnet
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0 fencing fee is why it's so high

severe garnet
wooden garnet
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smh 😔

severe garnet
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I could’ve gotten a faster time with the longfin

wooden garnet
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I can cut time on my non-elite, probably on fingerprints and the route I take

severe garnet
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But I messed up the last jump into the ocean

wooden garnet
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Same

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I think I fell off my bike KEKW

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Lemme revisit my run

severe garnet
rough fox
woven verge
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I just wait until panther with double art in office comes my way. Then I will milk it like Rockstar did with 12y/o wallets.

severe garnet
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Then there’s vil

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tryhard style 100

spring shuttle
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I miss out on the hard thing, will see maybe in weekend can beat the 1,7 mark. For the quickest i kinda get better paid than save 4 mins xD

wooden garnet
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Man literally blows himself up to get the time 😔

severe garnet
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Of course

spring shuttle
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man goes for time tho

wooden garnet
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😔

severe garnet
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That’s why they have tryhard style 100 in the title

wooden garnet
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Everyone doing WRs on normal mode 😔

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At least Oleg is going for the hard mode runs already

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Respecc

severe garnet
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Man’s really left the heist so many times he’s in bad sport now

spring shuttle
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xD

wooden garnet
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I noticed that KEKW

spring shuttle
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suggest to do heist with randoms, maybe that can speed up things, you never know 😄

wooden garnet
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So, on my non-elite run, I see three major spots where I can vastly improve : drain tunnel grate, the rng, and the jump off the cliff.

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RnG I think I already got down good enough

severe garnet
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My 4:48 run had excellent key rng

wooden garnet
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Jumping off cliff also check

severe garnet
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It was with one of the guards near the pool

wooden garnet
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My 5:04 run has terrible Juggernaut movement

severe garnet
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That let me to skip literally every other guard

wooden garnet
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I had to kill him, cost me a sub 5min run

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Went from potential 4:58-59 to 5:04

spring shuttle
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yeah time to time guards just kinda is in wrong position for perfect run and slight difference can get you off truck quickly

wooden garnet
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Also, no glide on my bike, so I had to swim about 5-8s longer

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That's another big time loss

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RnG is RnG, can't say much about it

spring shuttle
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i think max payout solo could be around 1,8 if hard mode, pink diamond and coke

wooden garnet
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1.808 or something iirc

spring shuttle
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not bad for hour work xD

severe garnet
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Depends on how good the safe is

spring shuttle
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oh yeah that too

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top i have seen is 96k

severe garnet
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If you got the pink diamond, double coke and 99k in the safe (peak RNG) you’d get around 1.83mil

spring shuttle
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thats just being super lucky xD

wooden garnet
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1.855mil apparently

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No safe money involved

spring shuttle
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that even means 1,94?

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almost 2 mil for one heist... solo... hmm wana get lucky in weekend looks like 😄

wooden garnet
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well, this is the total take in consideration, not final payout, so.. peepoShrug

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The final pay will be 88% of the total take

spring shuttle
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oh so minus fees that would be thos 1,8..

wooden garnet
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Plus 100k for elite (hard mode)

frozen notch
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Yo can any modders dm me

wooden garnet
wooden garnet
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Elite challenge money included

spring shuttle
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yeah i usually take safe but i dont scope out other takes so if there is art in office i take that too, so that could get in a way og getting 2 stashes of coke

wooden garnet
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I usually scope out everything I see on my way to the comms tower

frozen notch
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MODDERS DM ME!!

spring shuttle
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but still 1,7 feels stupid compered to old grind for just few houndred thousands

wooden garnet
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Even if it's useless cash

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1.7mil is pretty common with DCH too, so not really

spring shuttle
wooden garnet
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Been getting the same pay, if not more, for the last good year

severe garnet
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But

spring shuttle
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taht you cant do solo and sometimes i just dont wana go with randoms, this is just solo method you can do whenever

frozen notch
severe garnet
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With cayo pepega it takes less time to set up the heist

wooden garnet
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Yeah

spring shuttle
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@other-lfg-pc

severe garnet
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And you’re not forced to rely on other players

wooden garnet
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Plus the entire solo heist drama

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Eliminates most bug-causing issues in heists

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Desync ree

spring shuttle
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yep stuck looking at wall bug

severe garnet
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No P2P problems in solo heists

spring shuttle
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or just random disconnects in team

severe garnet
spring shuttle
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all the nice stuff xD

severe garnet
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disconnect in mantrap

wooden garnet
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I got reminded how awful 2-man heisting was when I did my DCH with Fiona and she did hers with me PainChamp

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Goddamn, some bad stuff we've had

severe garnet
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Let me guess

spring shuttle
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someone forgets to snack and dies

wooden garnet
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Only got too used to it

severe garnet
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Disconnects

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A lot of disconnects

wooden garnet
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Not dc's, not many anyway.

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1 or 2 are pretty common

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It was Big Con, Bugstars.

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So walking is pretty slow

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Desync causes a guard to walk faster on my screen, slower on hers

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I wait till he passes

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She comes out too late and gets caught

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Stuff like that

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Plus the common bugs and glitches of DCH

spring shuttle
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yeah thats annoying, a lot of desync is annoying always

wooden garnet
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I relate most of that desync to my inherent lag issues

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Which I fixed the next day

spring shuttle
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so them giving the solo thing is amaizing and it pays good, and is fast to setup makes it great for everyone, especially newer players

wooden garnet
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Only three things I dislike about Cayo Perico heisting

wooden garnet
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-Easy, almost to the point of brainded

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-Double doors as a way to block out solo players

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(instead of a time limiter to grab loot, which is much much better)

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and

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-fkin drainage tunnel

spring shuttle
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bolt try to do it with randoms you will be amaized, and because small portion of people know meta ways dont mean all know them xD

wooden garnet
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Randoms are always a different breed, you really can't say a heist is easy or hard by seeing their gameplay haHAA

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While it is fun watching them learn the ways of the mind, it still doesn't help the case that CPH is ded easy

spring shuttle
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i have seen things... still get nightmares 😄

wooden garnet
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Prison Break PTSD? KEKW

spring shuttle
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oh no no no nooooooo

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never ever again

supple berry
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Does anyone

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Have casino heist

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Paintings

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S&S

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For a B2B

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?

brittle tundra
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wrong channel

supple berry
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Oh wrong channel

brittle tundra
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lol

snow marlin
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Gta cars are love

lean basin
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Many many people have spent more, they didn't check nor realized

gloomy bane
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but how?

mystic flame
lean basin
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It's social club codeing (server side data) that gets messed up to sync with your data

gloomy bane
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on

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oh

lean basin
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You may even get the err Invalid inventory Price or Data

lethal birch
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@analog kernel show me the rusty tractor here

gloomy bane
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never got it

lean basin
# lean basin Same.

I contacted R* Support, after 9 replies and explaining that I'm not after gta$ lose recovery, they said they can not edit socialclub stats.

analog kernel
lethal birch
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@analog kernel i asked for a rusty tractor, not your money

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Mr. I own everything

analog kernel
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show yours? huh

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show your income

lethal birch
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This is about you, not me lol

analog kernel
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ight bitch

lethal birch
analog kernel
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you fkn 5 mill overall income

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fkn talking about a rusty tractor you ain’t even got securoserv

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you talking so much shit, cmon i wanna see your income

lethal birch
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I never talked shit

analog kernel
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yea now you turn back

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cmon show your income bitch

lethal birch
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What WaitWhat

analog kernel
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why so silent all of a sudden

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fkn probably ain’t even got the game, just know the game off of yt vids

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i’m waiting @lethal birch

lethal birch
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Wait as long as you like

analog kernel
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yea bitch you ain’t ever hit 5 mill probs

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go do some heists maybe then talk shit

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maybe stop watching vids on most legendary gta items start watching how to@make money in gta

lethal birch
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Right

lean basin
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Show him the rust tractor, and he'll show you his income radwill

lethal birch
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Its a deal

lean basin
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Exchange data, LoL

wanton flame
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@analog kernel Where's our Tractor bro

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We still waiting 😦

lethal birch
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😦

solar summit
lethal birch
desert cradle
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Peter Griffin anyone

solar summit
brittle tundra
solar summit
lethal birch
solar summit
lethal birch
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Which I prefer to use because "YOU ARE SO SMALL! IS FUNNY TO ME!"

solar summit
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it's funny to see when my female chars looks bigger than the male KEKW

lethal birch
lean basin
lean basin
lean basin
solar summit
lethal birch
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See for yourself

solar summit
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repost

hollow galleon
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screen recording of a tiktok of a downloaded repost of a youtube video, why

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interesting though, but the last word from the Lamar actor isn't allowed here 👀

lethal birch
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No, someone had it from youtuber and screen recorded it

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Then I just saved it and shared

brittle tundra
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u gotta delete that

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u can't send media containing slurs

lean basin
lethal birch
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a e s t h e t i c s

lean basin
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This 911 turbo... ytho

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Had to change front bumper

lethal birch
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Had to sell it

spark cedar
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why PepeHands

proper grove
lean basin
tired pawn
lethal birch
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😐

lean basin
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Also Grove Street survival,

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I call it Kobe's funeral

spark cedar
bold river
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I gotta try this

night widget