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rip lazer
i survived
LOL
uh oh
what ya guys doing rn

got ignored 
Also top level scientists: alright, so we have a camo for you right here. We have it drawn out already but we don’t know how to apply it so you’ll have to give us 225k if you wanna use it 
lmao
fffff
The only other thing worse than getting liveries during research is all the junk for the technical aqua
the wheels are so cheap in gta
well
look how cheap ,you can buy prius maybe camaro too
LOL
WTF
The technical aqua research is LITERALLY just a bunch of metal rods attached to the front and a minigun on a stick
the armor piercing rounds are the same
why do we even need it
I only use fmj, incendary
this is scary
fmj on rev, incendary on heavy sniper mk2
oh well ok
Lucky me seems to have got all the ammo types i need so far
All but incendary rounds
gimme the explosive ammooo
tbh, incendary is kinda worth
but you can only carry 76
Worse with explosive rounds
@merry lava i have a pepegasus lazer at the top of the airstrip
you can take it if you want
im just having missiles dropped on me
Max a boom boom sniper can hold is 36 rounds


uh oh
holding too much is op tho
im on fire
KAMIKAZE

omg
btw who is twoshoes
5.91 kd
same thing
i got the kill


DAMN TREES
uh oh time for actual pvp
i was in third person
frick
welp
@primal haven im sorry 
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
connection lost

I was trying to kill brown

were u using bst btw
inv ceo @primal haven
Baller
smh just took out a pyro in my lazer
bruh all brown does is spam oppressors
watch out for green, he has an explosive sniper @primal haven @merry lava
theres 2 greens
dark green
my objective is to crash into u
no
no kamikaze for you 
dont come out 

oh wait
WELL FUCK
told u
WHAT TIMING
thats the same human disgrace that spams explosive snipers
all because i beat him in a dogfight
hehe
no
good
sorta
im trying to crash into u
uhhhhhh
"im trying to crash into u"
I DIDNT THINK IT WAS GONNA KILL U
uh huh
i shot missiles at u so u can spin and i had a better shot at crashing into u
i tried to land
what a landing
ikr
smh my aim is so off today
im sorry 
dont kill me
i wont
hehe taking your mk2
MY MK2
hehe
KIDNAP
now its in the middle of the highway
how does twoshoes kill green when he has an explosive sniper

is he that bad or is he that good?
damn oppressors chasing me everywhere
i know
he has half of twoshoes kd
oml this green guy is getting on my nerves
just sitting on his yacht using boom rounds
sounds like a typical gta session
LOL
nice
such a 
i suck at divebombing
pain
i lost my wheels trying to land
i wait like 10 minutes trying to get a safe opportunity to bring my lazer out and that happens
i get killed by friendly fire 
forgive me father
alright sorry the 2 ACCIDENT kills
true
next time ill be a spectator
Man those morons are annoying
I’m just gonna save my KD and get on my alternate account
Rc noob
COMPLAINED that I used a jet and couldn’t fight on ground
Proceeds to use a rc tank for 40 minutes straight
This is why we need abortions Boys
i left 
That’s fine
ask mors hes still in game just afk
I don’t fuck with randoms anyway
Especially ones who are full of themselves
Still up
@merry lava dogfight or sniper 1v1
I’m gonna do this for practice on my alt
@merry lava I forgot gt
Lamar Roasts Franklin In Real Life [With in-game voice lines]
Original video - https://youtu.be/cU0oHq9Y6Ws
Main channel - https://youtube.com/channel/UCl-2wOdp-aOJvmQIqb688Og
#lamarroastsfranklin #lamar #franklin #gaming #meme #gtav #lamarroastsfranklinirl
@primal haven where we doing the 1v1
sniper
if we're doing beach join my terrorbyte its next to the beach
so
hold on ima switch scope
ur 1 shot for me
whats that
Literally just stand still
After a hit
Kill yourself I invited you so you spawn closer
ah i get it
Kill yourself until you are beside me
i keep spawning further lol
does this make me look fat
yea sure
eh its fine
You still have to drive here
i swear this wasnt as annoying before
Forgot friendly fire
What
wanna dogfight now
Yup
im just glad i was able to kill u more than 10 times


I’m guessing you know how to start a dogfight
i think
oki
Restart @merry lava
I am too when I have setting I am still getting used to
jese we have to cock methe for gus
There’s your kill
dont tell anyone about this
F
if only you could cook meth yourself 
I’m getting off for the night
Anyone can help me to finish the doomsday?
Oh
Too much homework
Scoo
@valid kite Use the appropriate Looking for Group (LFG) channel to find people to play with:
Apartment: #archive-pc|apartment-heist-lfg
Casino: #pc-l|casino-lfg
Cayo Perico: #pc-l|cayo-perico-lfg
Doomsday: #archive-pc|doomsday-lfg
Everything else: #pc-l|other-lfg
Requested by: @unreal aspen
@unreal aspen i was destroyed while u were gone
Good
Creepy uncle lester


Ok I'm sorry
15-1 
Ok
There's nothing to be sorry about, think he's just directing you to the channel where you request help for heists
ok
Who can help me resupply
Fall didn't kill him. The pepega died and ragdolled down, but his potato pc registered the hit on my pc after a whopping 5s 
Headshot btw, so no chance of survival
Discord compression is fkin obtrusive
This needs to be an emote for this server
This is an emote for "you've been warned".
lmao
Anime Soldier
any improvements i can make? i couldnt find any pink pants or shoes
which language is that 
LMAOOO Mr.White
Japanese uwu
and yes i play both languages from time to time
theres PRB pants
Aside from that 10/10 makes me wanna die


There are Princess Robot Bubblegum pants but they're mostly blue.
LoLz

Ponytail was too
for me
JAPAN LANGUAGE
RDO screenshots 
I LIVE for getting into a 20 lobby and the first thing I see before spawning is this ethot ewoing
horrific
Purely a gaming commentary channel, i'll try to upload every weekend if I can.
lol
That's not even gta my guy
what is this
Poggers
Purely a gaming commentary channel, i'll try to upload every weekend if I can.
I see no issue in a total glance
Oof, lel
Government Force
ey 
lol
Doomsday my friend 
Man fuck you ill see you at work
👌 a wish... maybe a wish of time passing fast? 😂
A reference to real life soldiers
I've got it, looks amazing on male char
I sometimes remove the suit for a necklace
found this guy being sucked into the concrete floor
when you have the space stone in gta
You have discovered a small key that can be used to gain access to gain access to a locked location on the Island of Cayo Perico.
Why do you look like me.
Are you my long lost sister?
welcome to the ponytail club
Wow, your nick describes meaning of Vibe
oh god
Eyesore
I honestly hate Strapz
Looks like something you would use in fucking paintball
I wish we got actual camo patterns
Man's got a sprunk pant, gotta respecc that 
OH WE DO HAVE
BUT R DECIDES TO PUT IT IN JEANS AND BIKINIS
bonk
INSTEAD OF ACTUAL MILITARY CLOTHING
bonk
Still better than most GTA online players' monstrosities
Anyway, here's a random car
aight
I used to customize my first 240 SX this way, Need for Speed Underground 2
stock everything with underglow? 


Set 10 seconds slowmode for #gta-media (native slowmode)
??
Do i need to have cars in my apartment for the give cars to friends glich? Just asking nothing much
Slowmode disabled!
Apartment, not necessarily. Just any garage from what I know.
Wasn't this glitch patched though? Don't remember
apartment glitch was patched, and there were a lot of resets
good
wasn't the apartment glitch patched months ago
Can I share a video here, a speedrun, GTA related?
Change my mind
but you can literally return your vehicle to storage @hoary salmon 
it's been a feature since august
It's still a dumb feature
My point exactly
Why do I need to do an extra step when the game should just despawn it when I request a different car
It's even more annoying since you need to call for a car
least with MC it's a quick menu button
idk man since they added the return vehicle to storage i've never had a problem with my vehicle being too close
And there’s a cool down on when you can rerun ur car I believe
Correct me if I’m wrong tho
Requesting has the cooldown
Ah
It's still stupid, should be removed ever since MC removed motorcycle cooldowns
Exactly
Or if ur car spawns at the mmi lot down the road
Or at least have a menu to make things easier, planes and bikes are easy to grab
it's annoying having to memorize which garage has what vehicle
wish I could just scroll till I see the name like in preheist screens
i rarely call my mechanic though
most of the vehicles i use are in the apartment i spawn in
bruh
Then there’s some people who have which cars are in which garage in a spreadsheet 
i feel attacked
I didn’t attack you 
that's some next level organization oleg
I like how organized your garages are
beautiful
yeah you can see in the bottom left your minimap is there
that means you're in freemode and it's safe to quit game
nice
a lvl 83 that have a opp mk 2/submarine/terribyte
Sub 21:30 definitely possible maybe sub 21 even, grind in progress. Construction spent too long looking around for the thing. Submarine could have been a little faster. But overall pretty decent. Timer starts from starting Cutting Torch Prep (gaining control of character) and Ends at when the character goes into "getting in Submarine animation" ...
does that time include the finale @valid shale
22 minutes is pretty fast though 
shows that you can finish the entire heist in 30 minutes
ah i messed up construction man
took 1 min to search for it
yea but i will do another preps plus finale elite
not tryna be mean or sumthing but i had all that at lvl 65
but still its good u have a lotta stuff at lvl 83
with friends or solo?
solo


I had that at level 32
Now I'm 272


it's because i was a prof fanboy back then 
I had 2.6 million stored for 2 years.
you've been playing for 2 years? 
Then I saw opp mk2 on sale back in June and bought it
i got mk2 at rank 1
Tbf... ive been playing since 2013
on my 2nd character
Day 1
ive been playing sicne 2020


Dude
shud be lvl 1300
totally
tbf i got most of my shit at rank 65-95
cuz i fucked up during rank 1-60
fr?
damn
Yes
@lethal birch buy an xbox so we can play together 
Day fucking 1
any 2021 players here?
Oct 1st
wow
Played gta online in 2017 on playstation
u shud be rich then
then moved on pc in january 2020
did you just get the tequila or something
why tho
so i dont feel broke
oof do cayo perico
ill do it in the weekends
school?
obv
didnt u already post this?
ok?
@gloomy bane as in there is a select group of people who use gta media
oh
Not enough attention
heres a random image then lol
is that the door of a blimp
michaels house
yup
i can see why someone would want to orb you now @primal haven
you really made them mad
lol
1 hour and a half of following them holding the horn

Hmmm 

@hoary salmon that system doesn’t matter anymore cause you can return your vehicle to the garage from interaction menu without being in a mc
my cash stats are odd
i spend too much
im a lvl 39
thats why i hsvnt made much
oh
get the sub first
https://youtu.be/dNeWBhG8bfI may I share a video with my input in these Franklin's haircut memes?
Even ponies are roasting Franklin
Voices are generated by neural network taken from here https://15.ai/
Please write in the comments who roasts the hardest
Makes sense to me
You have criminal enterprise
You spent 2.6 mil on the nightclub of something
You still have 100k
Or something id
Idk
i spent 1 mil
You have criminal enterprise right
You had one mil in your bank already
You have 100k left about
Like 120k
moth roleplay
all that in 2h
big juicer
level 120 is the biggest red flag for a modded account 
Alongside 2 hours of playtime
Modded what??mm
Nooo i just speedrun
I speedrun
lol caught
I speedrun casino
Basically i have 220 people who have it ready
I join em rapid
And speedrun it
I speedrun ;-;
it's the max rank that you can select while making a second character
oh shit you're a speedrunner
Sorry
a good part of level 120s are have their money modded
Im just built different
Ill speedrun to level 6969 soon!
you can't lmao
can't remove that one
xddddd
Dafuq
:0
:)

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No
this isnt gta
It is
how?
He part of the gangs
this is shitposting
well ur gonna get muted
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hangar good for money making?
nr
wut
No
it takes hours of grinding jsut to get 1m
Yes
unfortunately no
I like the player scanner lmao
same i once found a dude with 56 sex acts thanks to the player scanner
bigest solo take so far
This was my biggest take 
no fencing fee op
I remember I got the pink diamond twice back to back 
So I went for the non-elite speedrun instead

Didn't know I could solo b2b heists back then
Yep
nice i see hard + doble coke? Never get lucky with coke... 😦
0 fencing fee is why it's so high
My fastest non elite
smh 😔
I could’ve gotten a faster time with the longfin
I can cut time on my non-elite, probably on fingerprints and the route I take
But I messed up the last jump into the ocean
This was my fastest elite

I just wait until panther with double art in office comes my way. Then I will milk it like Rockstar did with 12y/o wallets.
Then there’s vil
lost 5s already to that shitty stunt at the entrance ;l
also tried a bit too hard, accidentally fell into bad sports with big white dunce hat after too many restarts ;/
throwing sticky bomb at myself very tryhard style too ;p
Elite version: https://youtu.be/uLYdMtIomf0
both runs hit 59s marks as well as 2 stacks of gold in west storage funny ...
tryhard style 100

I miss out on the hard thing, will see maybe in weekend can beat the 1,7 mark. For the quickest i kinda get better paid than save 4 mins xD
Man literally blows himself up to get the time 😔
Of course
man goes for time tho
😔
Everyone doing WRs on normal mode 😔
At least Oleg is going for the hard mode runs already
Respecc
xD
I noticed that 
suggest to do heist with randoms, maybe that can speed up things, you never know 😄
So, on my non-elite run, I see three major spots where I can vastly improve : drain tunnel grate, the rng, and the jump off the cliff.
RnG I think I already got down good enough
My 4:48 run had excellent key rng
Jumping off cliff also check
It was with one of the guards near the pool
My 5:04 run has terrible Juggernaut movement
That let me to skip literally every other guard
yeah time to time guards just kinda is in wrong position for perfect run and slight difference can get you off truck quickly
Also, no glide on my bike, so I had to swim about 5-8s longer
That's another big time loss
RnG is RnG, can't say much about it
i think max payout solo could be around 1,8 if hard mode, pink diamond and coke
1.808 or something iirc
not bad for hour work xD
Depends on how good the safe is
If you got the pink diamond, double coke and 99k in the safe (peak RNG) you’d get around 1.83mil
thats just being super lucky xD
that even means 1,94?
almost 2 mil for one heist... solo... hmm wana get lucky in weekend looks like 😄
well, this is the total take in consideration, not final payout, so.. 
The final pay will be 88% of the total take
oh so minus fees that would be thos 1,8..
Plus 100k for elite (hard mode)
Yo can any modders dm me

With the max safe money, yeah. But without any safe, you're looking at a solid 1.74mil total.
Elite challenge money included
yeah i usually take safe but i dont scope out other takes so if there is art in office i take that too, so that could get in a way og getting 2 stashes of coke
I usually scope out everything I see on my way to the comms tower
MODDERS DM ME!!
but still 1,7 feels stupid compered to old grind for just few houndred thousands
wrong place bud
Been getting the same pay, if not more, for the last good year
But
taht you cant do solo and sometimes i just dont wana go with randoms, this is just solo method you can do whenever
Where can I go then lmao
With cayo pepega it takes less time to set up the heist
Yeah
@other-lfg-pc
And you’re not forced to rely on other players
Plus the entire solo heist drama
Eliminates most bug-causing issues in heists
Desync 
yep stuck looking at wall bug
No P2P problems in solo heists
or just random disconnects in team

all the nice stuff xD
disconnect in mantrap
I got reminded how awful 2-man heisting was when I did my DCH with Fiona and she did hers with me 
Goddamn, some bad stuff we've had
Let me guess
someone forgets to snack and dies
Only got too used to it
Not dc's, not many anyway.
1 or 2 are pretty common
It was Big Con, Bugstars.
So walking is pretty slow
Desync causes a guard to walk faster on my screen, slower on hers
I wait till he passes
She comes out too late and gets caught
Stuff like that
Plus the common bugs and glitches of DCH
yeah thats annoying, a lot of desync is annoying always
so them giving the solo thing is amaizing and it pays good, and is fast to setup makes it great for everyone, especially newer players
Only three things I dislike about Cayo Perico heisting
-Easy, almost to the point of brainded
-Double doors as a way to block out solo players
(instead of a time limiter to grab loot, which is much much better)
and
-fkin drainage tunnel
bolt try to do it with randoms you will be amaized, and because small portion of people know meta ways dont mean all know them xD
Randoms are always a different breed, you really can't say a heist is easy or hard by seeing their gameplay 
While it is fun watching them learn the ways of the mind, it still doesn't help the case that CPH is ded easy
i have seen things... still get nightmares 😄
Prison Break PTSD? 
Oh wrong channel
lol
Gta cars are love
Same.
Many many people have spent more, they didn't check nor realized
but how?

It's social club codeing (server side data) that gets messed up to sync with your data
You may even get the err Invalid inventory Price or Data
@analog kernel show me the rusty tractor here
never got it
I contacted R* Support, after 9 replies and explaining that I'm not after gta$ lose recovery, they said they can not edit socialclub stats.
@lethal birch enough?
This is about you, not me lol
ight bitch

you fkn 5 mill overall income
fkn talking about a rusty tractor you ain’t even got securoserv
you talking so much shit, cmon i wanna see your income
I never talked shit
What 
why so silent all of a sudden
fkn probably ain’t even got the game, just know the game off of yt vids
i’m waiting @lethal birch
Wait as long as you like
yea bitch you ain’t ever hit 5 mill probs
go do some heists maybe then talk shit
maybe stop watching vids on most legendary gta items start watching how to@make money in gta
Right
Show him the rust tractor, and he'll show you his income 
Its a deal
Exchange data, LoL

Peter Griffin anyone
no
ask in #ps4|other-lfg
maybe with boots would be better
those are high heel boots according to the game

Which I prefer to use because "YOU ARE SO SMALL! IS FUNNY TO ME!"
it's funny to see when my female chars looks bigger than the male 
look guys i have drip
Vandalism
Use this to vibe!
Put this on for jobs
f, i need my glasses
See for yourself
repost
screen recording of a tiktok of a downloaded repost of a youtube video, why
interesting though, but the last word from the Lamar actor isn't allowed here 👀
No, someone had it from youtuber and screen recorded it
Then I just saved it and shared
Yee-yee... better yet. brain surgeon or lawyer... ngLaa
Had to sell it
why 
cool af
So cool vehicle, very bad reputation 
😐

@unreal aspen











