gta-media

[fallen plank]

Oh, well, poopboy didn't laugh. I guess it's not funny anymore

[lethal birch]

lmao

[static flare]

Damn bro since when did ppl care about poopboy

Follow your own path

Or sone ghandi shit idk

[crisp shell]

Very funny video

[lethal birch]

xD

[sharp shore]

https://youtu.be/4iG2YstAYi0

https://youtu.be/Yb5q9aZY_os

https://youtu.be/2pXml09JkgU

https://youtu.be/9_1S7nnOKQU

[crisp shell]

Hey r these ur videos

[solar summit]

[leaden briar]

😎

[crisp shell]

Check out my videos

[storm mica]

Oh lord out of any goggles

[crisp shell]

I’m gonna b a big utube star like mrbossftw

[lethal birch]

use another pattern please

or just moss/khaki

[storm mica]

https://youtu.be/Ku4c5y0-EjA

[lethal birch]

too edgy?

[lethal birch]

Ye

[lethal birch]

no :p

I mean, you have both a hood AND a mask

xD

[robust elbow]

@lethal birch I mess with it

[lethal birch]

excuse me but what does that mean

[robust elbow]

⭐ I like it ⭐

[lethal birch]

oh thx

[brittle siren]

finally

[lethal birch]

real talk here

[lethal birch]

best camo pattern?

[rancid stag]

for what

[lethal birch]

clothing

Theres light woodland, flecktarn, brushstroke, etc

[brittle tundra]

yo ur missing some f1 cars there

get some more

[rancid stag]

desert i think

is the best

[lethal birch]

how about for green spaces?

Because, you know, camo has a job

[rancid stag]

flecktarn

[lethal birch]

isnt flecktarn too bright?

[peak ivy]

anyone down for peter griffin ps4 all night

[rancid stag]

it looks good tho

out of all the options i see

[tardy stone]

@peak ivy Use the appropriate Looking for Group (LFG) channel to find people to play with:
Apartment: #archive-ps｜apartment-heist-lfg
Casino: #ps4｜casino-lfg
Cayo Perico: #ps4｜cayo-perico-lfg
Doomsday: #archive-ps｜doomsday-lfg
Everything else: #ps4｜other-lfg
Requested by: @severe garnet

[severe garnet]

Of all channels

[severe garnet]

That looks like a very stock Osiris

[severe garnet]

Park bench wing on neon

[rancid stag]

ik i can't make the osiris look non stock

i wish it had liveries

[lethal birch]

ill stick with this

[rancid stag]

looks good

[lethal birch]

and does its job rather well

[rancid stag]

Yellow and black makes it look nicee

well shit i thought i had a parachute

[lethal birch]

sadly we dont have good green camo textu--

a fucking bikini has better textures than actual military clothing

thanks R

[brittle tundra]

fr

[rancid stag]

i wish they had different color helmets also

idk why rockstar dosen't add more

[lethal birch]

there ARE team colored BP helmets

[pastel tulip]

Hey boi fuck u

[obsidian acorn]

tiddies

[red zenith]

https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/photo/gtav/MlqJA9iHQ0ara2qMxOY_tQ how rare?

[rancid stag]

spent 51 million on clothing lmao

[quiet hinge]

cleanest silent and sneaky artwork I've done.

[rancid stag]

okay i fixed my bench spoiler now

F1 cars look the best

[patent knot]

do you actually use your neon to race

i think it looks best without a spoiler

if only it had the panamera turbo spoiler

[severe garnet]

Well

I race my neon

Sometimes

In organized races where the top cars are banned

[patent knot]

😔 taycan spoiler is depressing

[severe garnet]

I’m sad the neon doesn’t have a ducktail spoiler

Spoilers are too big

[rancid stag]

Thats the best looking spoiler I can find and yeah I do race with it cus its almost the quickest car in the game behind the pariah and its 4 seater

[severe garnet]

What

[rancid stag]

It sounds like a tesla also the neon

[severe garnet]

It has a very poor top speed

So it’s nowhere near the pariah

[rancid stag]

Its second place i think

[severe garnet]

It’s not

[rancid stag]

🤨

Its a tesla

[severe garnet]

It’s not a Tesla either

[rancid stag]

Gta v version of tesla

Model S

[severe garnet]

It’s a Porsche taycan

Literally copy pasted

[rancid stag]

Oh shit you right

[floral leaf]

HOW DID YOU EARNED 2.1 BILLION JUST FROM BETTING

[severe garnet]

Pc magic™️

[native maple]

what does cash earned by betting mean

[rancid stag]

From the cayo heist

[native maple]

modder alert

[rancid stag]

I think its a technical error on social club it should say earned from heist

Also I am pretty lucky

[native maple]

yea you earned 2.1 bil from the cayo heist

[rancid stag]

A lot from cayo and the casi o

2 very rewarding and easy heists

[native maple]

there is no technical error, it should say earned from jobs if you did heists

[rancid stag]

Don't look into this detective

Yeah it should say that

Its weird

[nocturne otter]

I think he just used the casino chip glitch

[rancid stag]

You can make 1.2 mil in casino heist easily

Or maybe I just grinded like an animal

[nocturne otter]

you got 2.1Billion by bettings

[bronze plume]

am i rich or what 😎

[lethal birch]

[lethal birch]

gib me some of it ->-

[rancid stag]

Super rich

[lethal birch]

[rancid stag]

Now it does say I earned that much from heists

I've done a lot of heists in my career, I've even robbed the union depository

[lethal birch]

huh

[native maple]

in online right?

[lethal birch]

is that from storymode? xd

numbers in online are green :p

->-

[bronze plume]

what are you talking about bruh ofc its from online

ur prolly colorblind idk

[lethal birch]

[floral leaf]

[shy totem]

wthhhh

[proper grove]

yeah

[wooden garnet]

interesting

[dawn meadow]

[lethal birch]

[ripe yew]

[dusky timber]

man's a cheater, nothing complicated

supposedly made 2.1 billion dollars from the cayo heist but he was level 164 in july and has only gained 5 ranks since then

he's been popping into the chat over the last year or so posting screenshots of his ill gotten gains thinking we here are stupid enough to believe that he actually got over a billion from casino slot machines

[lethal birch]

oh

[tardy oak]

That moment when you learn blackjack rng to get money

[left mason]

Who wanna play

[tardy stone]

@left mason Use the appropriate Looking for Group (LFG) channel to find people to play with:
Apartment: #archive-pc｜apartment-heist-lfg
Casino: #pc-l｜casino-lfg
Cayo Perico: #pc-l｜cayo-perico-lfg
Doomsday: #archive-pc｜doomsday-lfg
Everything else: #pc-l｜other-lfg
Requested by: @pastel mantle

[mortal temple]

aha fun

[sand quest]

[flat plinth]

Nononononono

[lethal birch]

wtf

are the tires supposed to be like this

yea

you slammed it

it came out the shop that way

huh

weird ask in #gta-vehicles i guess :p

[unreal aspen]

isn't that story mode money

[severe garnet]

Yes it is

[unreal aspen]

only 8d playtime? your rank is probably modded as well

[lethal birch]

[gloomy bane]

modders flexing their money

imagine

[lethal birch]

[gloomy bane]

its actually white

story mode money

[unreal aspen]

that's story mode money

[lethal birch]

thanks modder lol

[copper whale]

PENIS BUILDING

[gloomy bane]

lol

schlongburger sex

[copper whale]

I can’t get over this

[lethal birch]

lol

[gloomy bane]

at first when i saw penris building i thought it was penis building

[unreal aspen]

you can't even rob the union depository in online

[copper whale]

It’s so sad that I find this too funny

Penis building

[gloomy bane]

ur not the only one

rockstar made it this way intentionally

penris office

[copper whale]

Lol

[lethal birch]

wat why did you stay in that sess

[severe garnet]

Thanks game

[unreal aspen]

mechanic does a great job

[proper grove]

BLUE ICONS ON MAP

[violet inlet]

“You got games on yo phone?”

[severe garnet]

Spawns have been very weird lately

[severe garnet]

job teleport

[proper grove]

cringe

[bronze plume]

why is it cringe if u have blue icons on map

i dont want to be cringe

i also have blue icons :(

[wild violet]

Let me know what you think about this creation👌🙃
https://youtu.be/aUjgzt_p90c

[unreal aspen]

job tp

[proper grove]

cringe cheater

[unreal aspen]

[wild violet]

Im Kay (GBXL founder)
I started 11 months ago with making cinematics in gta, first they where shit but now they arr really sick

[unreal aspen]

the fuck is gbxl

[wild violet]

Hmm

I just joned yesterday

[proper grove]

whats wrong

[unreal aspen]

pretty much every pc player uses job tps

[proper grove]

and I dont cuz im not a filthy loser cheater

[proper grove]

you'll never be cringe

[unreal aspen]

thats... not exactly gta

[lethal birch]

https://youtu.be/woNJryUvv0Q

[unreal aspen]

tryhard style

[gloomy bane]

holy shit

[dusky timber]

new fastest bike

[unreal aspen]

manchez scout fastest bike

does it overtake the deathbike

[dusky timber]

no but deathbike is different

[proper grove]

is dat tthe new!!!! manchez uwu owo

[solar talon]

https://youtu.be/bB-7xoM-U9E

[steep shadow]

Best possible spawn point of the Sparrow

[unreal aspen]

slow af

[solar talon]

Idk

Idc*

[solar talon]

I hate this

[unreal aspen]

is that your video

[solar talon]

Yup

[steep shadow]

XD

[unreal aspen]

was there a reason for you to post it @solar talon

[solar talon]

Im not the man of elite grinding

[unreal aspen]

was there a reason for you to post it @solar talon

[solar talon]

Wdym

[unreal aspen]

did you post it for a reason

the video

[solar talon]

Yh for the lol

[unreal aspen]

wow what a valid reason

[solar talon]

are you btw the yt channel mors mutual

[unreal aspen]

[solar talon]

Hmm

[proper grove]

facts

[unreal aspen]

[proper grove]

poor

[lethal birch]

lol noice

[unreal aspen]

kek indeed

[storm mica]

[severe garnet]

Personal best

[burnt cargo]

blaze it

[lethal birch]

fr? A shitass military bike is faster than the glorious Bati?

[unreal aspen]

shitass?

bruh the thing is amazing

you can't fall off when doing wheelies

and fastest bike

[wooden garnet]

smh imagine not hiding the ugly blue icons away after job teleport

[severe garnet]

Can’t be bothered

[dusky timber]

bati hasn't been the fastest bike for 4.5 years now

[severe garnet]

Because the BF400 exists

[lethal birch]

but its still beaten by a shitass military bike

[dusky timber]

tru

[wooden garnet]

So the Manchez Scout is faster than the Oppressor Mk1?

[severe garnet]

Just as fast

I think

[wooden garnet]

Mk1 tops at 140

[unreal aspen]

[wooden garnet]

Goes to 150 while boost is going tho

Then slips down to 140

little sus ngl

[severe garnet]

Oppressor top speed is 140

According to broughman

[wooden garnet]

Honestly it's not hard to test Mk1 top speed

Pepega thing hits it plus 10mph on it's first boost

Still a little sus

[sterile fog]

Why do I like this so much?

[unreal aspen]

ngl it looks pretty cool

[gloomy bane]

bro wtf is that trevor?

[unreal aspen]

would make for a good wallpaper

[lethal birch]

lol

[sterile fog]

Yeah, Battlefield (4) I think render

[sterile fog]

Yeah but I can't find a 4k version

[unreal aspen]

still looks fucking awesome

[sterile fog]

IT does, my new quest to find a high quality version

Ngl, Trevor has some awesome wallpapers

[dusky timber]

1️⃣

[unreal aspen]

what that

[sterile fog]

Scratch all that, this one is my new wallpaper. Fuck the mimes.

[gloomy bane]

damn thats sick

[proper grove]

lmfao

[brittle tundra]

Personal best

[steep osprey]

Don’t be this guy

[burnt cargo]

Intense weapon switching.

[brittle tundra]

#memes-and-shitposting

[unreal aspen]

is that actually your personal best

[brittle tundra]

that i have on record

[unreal aspen]

yikes

[brittle tundra]

ive had longer ones trust me

[severe garnet]

I could’ve took a shower mid heist and still get a better time

[brittle tundra]

that one i couldnt figure how to leave the compund

lmao

[unreal aspen]

[brittle tundra]

i did that in the middle of one my runs

[wooden garnet]

Personal Best

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/769665063949828097/790326690698100736/Grand_Theft_Auto_V_20-12-2020_22_02_37.png

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/787708248446730291/791954701250854923/image0.gif

[severe garnet]

This was like my very first heist

[lethal birch]

yeah how is it so low?

literally made 2m+ on first try

[unreal aspen]

i took an hour on my first heist

[severe garnet]

Oh ho

[unreal aspen]

got detected because of main entrance and kept dying

[wooden garnet]

As I said, personal best.

[severe garnet]

That was excluding all of the full restarts

[wooden garnet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/787708248446730291/791954701250854923/image0.gif

[lethal birch]

its so easy even with minimal setup

jump behind the fence and stealth it

boom done

[wooden garnet]

Oh silly me, how could I have known

Thank you my messiah, for enlightening my mind, and expanding my knowledge

[lethal birch]

youre welcome padawan

much to learn you have

[lethal birch]

[marsh hemlock]

I died the moment I got out. Thanks Pavel, really cool.

[runic burrow]

My off-road garage

[gloomy bane]

lemme guess: NAT type?

[storm mica]

easy to get on pc lol

[gloomy bane]

its ez to get solo pub session

[storm mica]

takes like 15 sec

[gloomy bane]

easier on xbo

takes 10 sec

just test nat type

i did it yesterday

[storm mica]

cus u didn't do it intentionally lol

[orchid plover]

Its not a virus its me winning the slot machine just so I dont get banned

[rough skiff]

sus name tbf

[lethal birch]

Yeee

[orchid plover]

1mil for the win

it looks like a virus tbh

[lethal birch]

Yea lol

[smoky plover]

it do looks like a virus

smh

@orchid plover i suggest converting your HEIC file to an actual jpeg image next time before sending

[orchid plover]

ok

[lethal birch]

lol

[shell depot]

I swear if I get a warning for not posting in memes

[rough skiff]

slap on a helmet and edgy face paint and you got yourself a cryhard

[unreal aspen]

you called it

[golden harness]

@shell depot Shitposting is only allowed in #memes-and-shitposting.
Shitposting is a failure to make a constructive post, posting memes, trolling, or other forms of degrading the chat quality.
This is up to the moderator's discretion. https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Shit Posting
Requested by: @unreal aspen

[sly maple]

this is a thing in Cayo Perico heist?

[gloomy bane]

ya

[remote laurel]

yes

a lot

[smoky plover]

!ban 727006596688904192 NSFW meme

[golden harness]

Banned Jsk1011#6626 (Case #85238) (user notified with a direct message)

[humble hemlock]

i killed this guy with a car how

[solar summit]

and the cone it's still there, that's weird

[gloomy bane]

same i did it 2 times

[remote laurel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/379374202031177729/702575154735218820/Grand_Theft_Auto_V_2020-04-21_13-11-46_Trim.mp4

[remote laurel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/379374202031177729/706412736111837206/Grand_Theft_Auto_V_2020-05-02_20-43-21.mp4

low levels

[forest fog]

nice screenshoot😂

[rancid stag]

anyone have any good 10 car garage ideas?

[humble hemlock]

man you have that on you night club grage bruh put it on you doomsday place @rancid stag

[primal haven]

Nice English

Fix it

[rancid stag]

??

[solar quartz]

https://screenrec.com/share/5OqAypPXYZ

poor bird cant fly away

reminds me of the pigeons in another series

[lethal birch]

Guys kd

[storm mica]

[solar summit]

[true dawn]

[lethal birch]

he tries so hard for that kd

[spark cedar]

i thought i was scoping the island solo, but i guess no https://gfycat.com/soggyshadowybovine https://gfycat.com/greatfrankdragonfly

[lethal birch]

lol how is that possible

[spark cedar]

i was shooting missles at them from my sparrow i guess one of them landed there after the explosion

[sterile fog]

Yum

[low carbon]

shitty picture quality but update tier list (not including early-game minor updates)

[remote laurel]

cayo perico should be in s

[low carbon]

cph is in a due to shit dripfeed

[remote laurel]

?

[low carbon]

and shit vehicles in general

[remote laurel]

oh

youre talking about the whole dlc

i thought u were talking about the heist

[low carbon]

some vehicles are reskins, the alko is shit, the stealth annihilator is shit, and the dripfeed is partly lame

the only cool vehicles is toreador and the slamtruck

[spark cedar]

dont forget money/hour went from 500k to 1,6million

[remote laurel]

i honestly like the squaddie

and the new manches

manchez

they have a lot of customizations

[low carbon]

vehicles that arent shit

the alkonost had genuine potential

it can take 0 missiles and you have to be a high altitude to be stealth

which defeats the point of a stealth bomber

its not realism that i care about

its just the vehicle not being shit

[distant estuary]

the point is: the Alkonost is pure dogshit at what it's supposed to do, which is bomb people from high altitudes to be stealthy

[low carbon]

it defeats the point of a stealth bomber because its difficult to bomb something at the altitude youre in stealth mode

[distant estuary]

high altitude bombing in GTA Online is almost impossible, and the slow bursts 5 bomb carpets every single bomb equipped plane does is bad for that type of bombing

[low carbon]

thats not the point

its probably pretty hard to fly a jet but our character is able to do it at level 0

so "because its hard irl" isnt the point

[spark cedar]

@lethal birch nice luck there with the wall safe almost max amount

[lethal birch]

rate my character

[spark cedar]

are you a guy

[lethal birch]

but of course

[spark cedar]

[solar summit]

isn't that rsane?

XD

[low carbon]

i want a stealth bomber that can drop accurate missiles at a high altitude

[distant estuary]

have you played the missile battery setup mission on Doomsday Act 3? that's what people want

[lethal birch]

shes rsane but cuter

[solar summit]

[distant estuary]

no

the Volatol one

[lethal birch]

[low carbon]

i just want a stealth bomber that can shoot accurate bombs at a high altitude

[low carbon]

even if you do its still near impossible

[low carbon]

the bomber cam gives you no legspace

pogchamp is now cringe

etikapog in effect

yes

etika

[spark cedar]

stolen election emote gone what a shit start in the year

[low carbon]

stolen... election?

[spark cedar]

[low carbon]

this isn't #archive-serious-discussions anyways

not here to argue

[spark cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/pogchamp-pog-pogey-poggers-twitch-gif-14340727

[lethal birch]

"my little commander cant be this cute!"

[lethal birch]

almost 100k

[low carbon]

[lethal birch]

A very nice reference

[low carbon]

from what

[spark cedar]

||too many clothes||

[lethal birch]

Incest anime

[low carbon]

hentai is HARAM!!!!

[lethal birch]

also this

[spark cedar]

[lethal birch]

And this

[spark cedar]

random NPC in casino wearing cayo perico guard outfit https://i.imgur.com/AtZiiIw.png

[lethal birch]

looks like a bug

[gloomy bane]

cayo perico guard here to scope out the casino to rob it

[golden harness]

@polar orchid Shitposting is only allowed in #memes-and-shitposting.
Shitposting is a failure to make a constructive post, posting memes, trolling, or other forms of degrading the chat quality.
This is up to the moderator's discretion. https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Shit Posting
Requested by: @gloomy bane

[lethal birch]

dumbest thing i've ever heard someone say

[gloomy bane]

i dont agree with the first part

but i do agree with second

u can use those features to avoid being killed

gta is supposed to be open world not pvp game

[lethal birch]

yeah but the way he says it

[gloomy bane]

the first is nonsense

[lethal birch]

ikr

[gloomy bane]

the second makes sense

[lethal birch]

yes it's true but why kill for no reason

i've played with him and he goes around griefing cargo and killing for no reason

[gloomy bane]

idk cuz ur free to do it so obviously some 10 yr old kid wud just do it

its open world

[lethal birch]

ye

[novel sage]

Cargo destroying isnt griefing tho

[gloomy bane]

betrayal happens

friendship might form

this is the point of an open world game like gta online

[novel sage]

Killing is simply a part of the game

[gloomy bane]

even tho its kinda war like now

[lethal birch]

yeah it is

all the tryhards going around with their mk2s

[gloomy bane]

doomsday started this

[novel sage]

Yes so why are you going out of your way to antagonise it

[gloomy bane]

and bunker

[novel sage]

There was hydras before doomsday and rhinos too

[gloomy bane]

and then broomstick boi came in

[lethal birch]

and the game broek

[gloomy bane]

doomsday added a lot of weaponized shit

[novel sage]

Wasnt much better. Everything balances out eachother since there isnt a vehicle with no counters

Yeah but doomsdays vehicles made pvp more interesting. More content otherwise it gets stale

[gloomy bane]

well it went out of hand

when ppl overused it

[novel sage]

There was more kd warriors but the pvp in general was better after it

[gloomy bane]

and then more and more weaponized vehicles came in

and now there r tryhards who spam missiles

and sad ppl who use lag switches to win snipe battles

at this point this isnt gta anymore

[novel sage]

If they dont add them game becomes stale,if they add them people find counters really quick

[gloomy bane]

this is war thunder/ saints row

basically

but the cayo perico heist is sick

gives me a lot of far cry vibes

[novel sage]

The heist itself

Dont like it alot

[gloomy bane]

im fine with heists

but not too many gamebreaking vehicles

that come with the heist

[novel sage]

Content wise it was too boring but too good for money

[gloomy bane]

i liked the heist and the variety of options within it

its totally different than the og heists

in a good way

[novel sage]

Eh,after doing all of them only like two are practical.

[gloomy bane]

and its soloable which is a big +

pretty easy to make money nowadays

u can make 1.3m per hr

[novel sage]

My point was that the heist is good for the game coz more solo money but its bad for it coz no weaponized vehicles that arent reskins

[gloomy bane]

we dont need more weaponized vehicles

[novel sage]

Yeah we do.

[gloomy bane]

and its worse if it isnt a counter to the mk2

but this is supposed to be a realistic open world game

not some half developed war like environment

[novel sage]

Game gets more stale eventually boring and people quit coz no new actual interesting content

Its not meant to be realistic.

[gloomy bane]

then why cant they just make gta 6?

[novel sage]

Coz unlike other gtas gta5 gets updates

Sometimes

[gloomy bane]

but its getting to the point where the feeling of "open world" gets lost

[novel sage]

Not rly

[gloomy bane]

and players complain and cry

[novel sage]

Its still open world

[gloomy bane]

open war u mean

open world war

[novel sage]

Only people i see complaining are professional stans going "dont add pvp vehicles it ruins the game"

[gloomy bane]

bruh they cry bout everything

[novel sage]

And wars arent that dramatic

[lethal birch]

they're milking the hell out of gta 5

[novel sage]

They are pretty rare to have an entire server fight at once

They did make rdr2

[gloomy bane]

imagine just going to the shop to pick up some groceries and then u see a tank a few feet away and some jets shooting missiles at each other with eplosions

and then a swarm of police dying

every day

[lethal birch]

i liked gta before all the op weaponized shit came out

[novel sage]

Its a game

[gloomy bane]

ya and its not a war simulator

[lethal birch]

and when 25k was a lot of money

[gloomy bane]

ye now 10m is just pocket change

[novel sage]

Yes and then what do we do

Without pvp

[lethal birch]

25k is now like $0.25

[gloomy bane]

and u were considered rich when u had 1m

[lethal birch]

yea

and now 1m is poor af

[novel sage]

Race? People might not be into that. Grind? Same thing

[gloomy bane]

and the flex of the old times were golden zentorno

and things were simple but fun

[lethal birch]

i hope they don't mess up with gta 6 online like they did with gta 5 online

[novel sage]

There was still rhinos and hydras dont lie to urself

[gloomy bane]

now u need a million things plus an additional 200m to be considered decent

and not broke

[novel sage]

Shit was even more cancerous when nothing could beat the hydra spammers

[lethal birch]

at least those werent weaponized flying hoverbikes

[novel sage]

Atleast with mk2 i can destroy them in 30 different ways

[gloomy bane]

rhino is now dogshit because of the new weaponized vehicles

but hydra is still decent

[lethal birch]

one of the best counter to the mk2 is the stromberg

[novel sage]

XD

[gloomy bane]

how bout fully loaded ruiner?

[novel sage]

No

Its one of the worst ones

[gloomy bane]

no the best counter to the mk2 is the faggio

[lethal birch]

ye thats even better

[lethal birch]

oh yes how could i miss this one

[gloomy bane]

faggio beats mk2 no matter what

mk2 dreams of faggio

[novel sage]

Flr2k. Just get off the mk2 then minigun or autoaim it

[gloomy bane]

or use the classic auto aim combat mg trick

usually does it when ur near an mk2

[novel sage]

Stromberg and toreador both suck at countering mk2

[gloomy bane]

ruiner is good

fully loaded

[lethal birch]

fully loaded ruiner not normal

[novel sage]

Scramjet is way better due to agility

[gloomy bane]

jumpy boi

[unreal aspen]

especially a mk2 with chaff

[gloomy bane]

versus broomstick dude

[lethal birch]

scramjet only takes 1 missile

[gloomy bane]

who wud win?

[novel sage]

Scramjet can dodge. Tore and stromberg cant after passing a mk2 once

[gloomy bane]

i met a dude who said it took an insane amount of skill to use mk2 missiles

i literally died that day

[lethal birch]

lmao that's a huge lie

[novel sage]

They turn like boats while scramjet can powerslide smoothly then boost again and repeat adding a few movement shifts with a jump

[gloomy bane]

scramjet is fun

until some mk2 blows me up

[novel sage]

I can destroy like 99%of mk2s using deluxo or scramjet

Chaff or not.

[gloomy bane]

how bout the 1%

[novel sage]

Just takes skill

[lethal birch]

should i post this on r/gtaonline

[novel sage]

Oh those are upside down users

[gloomy bane]

oh

metpro

flies upside down

cant beat him

[novel sage]

Pretty hard to deal with. Usually cant hit them but they are easy to dodge too

[unreal aspen]

what you're going to exploit a sentence for meaningless reddit karma?

[lethal birch]

no i just think it's funny

[gloomy bane]

and fast

[lethal birch]

idrc about reddit karma

[gloomy bane]

its actually not that funny

[novel sage]

"Look reddit he said he kills people in gtao do your thing"

[gloomy bane]

only the first part is kinda funny

[novel sage]

[gloomy bane]

but not the LMFAO type of funny

[lethal birch]

ye i'll take out the second part

[gloomy bane]

where u start wheezing

[gloomy bane]

sure

[lethal birch]

why would it be that funny

[novel sage]

What sentance are you even talking about

[gloomy bane]

scroll up

[novel sage]

Or are you just gonna post stuff without context

[gloomy bane]

all the way before the argument

[novel sage]

Grinders just like overreacting. Sums this up

Theres so many ways to deal with their problems but they would rather bitch and moan on reddit

[unreal aspen]

reddit is just a circlejerk for grinders

[novel sage]

Anyways molotok

Its great

I love it

[unreal aspen]

yes

but why don't you have the chav livery on it

[novel sage]

Idk

I just picked one with a star on it

[tepid shard]

Heyy, so am I ok to ask a question here?

[unreal aspen]

go ahead

[tepid shard]

So, I can't for the life of me find this outfit 😭 Sorry I know with it being Astro this question probably comes up alot.

[unreal aspen]

well the outfit isn't a preset

you would have to find the shirt, pant and helmet

[tepid shard]

I know

I meant the names, I know it isn't preset made

[unreal aspen]

ah

you would probably find that jacket under the "suit jackets" category

if that's a thing

[tepid shard]

I haven't found it there, but I'm tired so I'll check when I get on tomorrow morning

[lethal birch]

check the casino clothing

[tepid shard]

Holy shnitz

I didn't check there

I forgot that even existed

I was literally just there before I got off

[lethal birch]

Worst one YET 😦

[unreal aspen]

that's your worst?

[tepid shard]

Ooooohh

[unreal aspen]

[tepid shard]

Oooohhh noooooo

Well I mean id take that

What's the absolute minimum

I'm lvl 131 and I'm only just getting my Sub tomorrow😅

[lethal birch]

900k for the tequila and you miss all the secondaries xD

[tepid shard]

Ah

Welp

Atleast I know what i'm doing in Cayo

[lethal birch]

I've done 5 cayo this evening, time for a break

[tepid shard]

I did 3 I think

FINALLY got a mk 2

Good day

Grinding will get so much better

[lethal birch]

Terabyte is awesome with MK2

[tepid shard]

I've not even had it 5 hours

Spectacular

[lethal birch]

Grinding? Cayo is now best way to earn and no longer need MK2

[tepid shard]

Ik, but outside of Cayo, mk 2 is the only way to survive

[lethal birch]

Nightshark wants to have a talk

sure, grinding outside of Cayo though? why?
I mean I do missions for fun or for a change of pace, but NEVER going back to grinding businesses

[tepid shard]

No I don't do them either

But if I wanna survive when I'm fighting try hards

It doesn't exactly have a weakness

[lethal birch]

I hate GTA PvP pub lobbies, I hope GTA 6 remove them completely and just have heists and team missions

[tepid shard]

I miss the old days

[lethal birch]

without Mk2

[tepid shard]

Where gta was actually about street crime

Not.. Sky crime

[lethal birch]

PvP is GTA has become so toxic it has given GTA a bad name

[gloomy bane]

and underwater crime

[tepid shard]

I actually like the Treador, with my short experience with it

[dusky timber]

cph is in a due to shit dripfeed
the type of guy to say shit like this is the type of guy to be literally drip fed every day

[lethal birch]

GTA is SO far ahead of every other open world game, but it gets a bad rap because if PvP pub

[gloomy bane]

gta is away ahead of its time

more than cyberpunk at least

[lethal birch]

agreed!

[tepid shard]

I thought you pissed off Eddie for a moment

[lethal birch]

IVE DONE IT

nah, I played Cyberpunk but it was so under par

TOM CONNERS CHARACTER

[tepid shard]

Yeah Cyberpunk was wayyyy over advertised

[tepid shard]

I wanna make actual Connor now

[lethal birch]

Cyberpunk story was ok but their attempt at a living breathing world was utter TRASH

[tepid shard]

Like, an actual cyber life Connor

[lethal birch]

They were rushed, so a rushed game u get

[tepid shard]

I feel the same about Cayo Perico actually

[lethal birch]

yea, it actually has potential to be something great, but I think it's too much work
I think they will fix the bugs and just release their story DLC and be done with it

[lethal birch]

In my opinion it wasnt dogshit

But it isn't good

[tepid shard]

No I like it

[lethal birch]

I don't think CDPR have any intention of add millions of new feature to make their open world better

[tepid shard]

The heist is fun

Just the heist is probably the best bit

[lethal birch]

Ye

Hey, makes you money to buy cool shit. 👍

[lethal birch]

pog, dont forget to use casino clothing

Yep ik

Headed twords clothes shop rn

I think this is the closest you can get, even if its inverted

What cat

@lethal birch

Cat? @lethal birch

Catagory

Suit jackets I think

In the Casino clothing shop

Mkay

Back in the akula

you can also check vests

suit vests

Aight

Every store in this map has been disturbed

Oop

[static shale]

https://youtu.be/ExxyjuYAc_0

Use this guys vid its the fastest imo

[fallen plank]

Pfft, i don't need a video to tell me how to my my job

[rancid stag]

does anyone know how i can find the imponte phoenix im at the harbor rn

[woeful stream]

TGG the goat

[fallen plank]

I found it at the highway like 200 meters after i passed the casino, after like 20 minutes of searching around the city

[rancid stag]

ok heading there now

if i find it i owe you one ive been searching for an hour

[fallen plank]

Idk if it always spawn there, that's just where i found it xd. And keep alert, i had it right in front of me and almost missed it

[rancid stag]

it didnt spawn 😦

[fallen plank]

😪

[lethal birch]

lol

[lethal birch]

What glitch is this Xbox one invisible helicopter that shoots exploding rounds

[lethal birch]

:p

[high cedar]

i love the name of this song in the game files, classic rockstar

other than the joke it slaps

[mystic flume]

I’m about to airstrike the lobby

[echo solar]

Gta brings out the best in all of us

[steep osprey]

Digging up old clips,what the fuck was this guy doing?

[echo solar]

he was swerving

[feral mesa]

https://youtu.be/avwsHnSwDCM

[wooden garnet]

savage

[nocturne otter]

But it was invisible

[patent knot]

being shit at operating the mk2
you have to avoid poles and shit because the mk2 likes to ride up them

[wooden garnet]

That looks like frickin' GTA II turn mechanics

Beep boop beep, I turn like sheep

[steep osprey]

[lethal birch]

Jesus

[quaint canopy]

just a normal day in gta

[meager sandal]

https://youtu.be/HaW8YKc93SY

[lethal birch]

1715 pings

[wide musk]

[lethal birch]

[leaden briar]

Show me your best outfits

[robust elbow]

https://youtu.be/Z1MGz7c3Yv0

[nocturne otter]

LMAO he's using lagswitch or what

[main sparrow]

Yeah

[leaden briar]

Who has military themed outfits

[coral mountain]

are these corpses always here?

[hallow depot]

yes

in a blista compact

sealed in something

[lethal birch]

[stone marten]

Anyone know the release date of the squady aka the hummer h1

[patent knot]

nope

releases basically whenever rockstar wants it to go out

pretty sure it's already in the game, all they have to do is pick which one goes

[stone marten]

Thanks anyway

[patent knot]

happy to help, check in #gta-news in a week to see what the next vehicle is

[grand laurel]

https://youtu.be/Hj_ESWA8iaM

[lethal birch]

"IM FROM ENGLAND AMERICA"

[coral mountain]

lmao

[solar summit]

well, I wanted to try it and ...

[grand laurel]

The chad pavel

[solar summit]

now him hahahaha

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2ar-VivyBVk&list=UUn7MlQVh4FQXsIXuRq_TCSQ

[proper grove]

a glitch roasts franklin

[golden harness]

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[formal loom]

no

[summer fjord]

Lmao

[normal lagoon]

Lol cuban 800 is the best plane ever, u can kill people with Its propellers

[prisma remnant]

Check out my BF Weevil from 22 years ago 😂

[severe garnet]

Percio heist

[grand laurel]

Shh

Dosent have to be uppercase

[brittle ember]

Ya wanna watch us nearly binning the CMM challenge?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8_dI4qP2ro

He said hit the jump

So I hit the jump

[woeful knot]

Scary times

[brittle ember]

Sick cartwheel

[sand quest]

wow an android overlay

[steep osprey]

@tawdry minnow

[tawdry minnow]

GOLD

faggio working as intended

[patent knot]

holy shit

that missile tracked so hard

it definitely turned over 180

[kindred oracle]

can anyone tell how I got this free 100k?
EDIT: is it the cayo DLC promotion thingy?

[sand quest]

[proper grove]

I got 50k yesterday

peasant money, man.

[zinc latch]

he is just good at the game he is not lagging

[unreal aspen]

bombing with the cuban 800 is fun as hell

[unreal aspen]

hey that covers your daily fees for one in game day

[normal lagoon]

True lmao

[tacit gust]

why are there two

[obsidian umbra]

sup :)

[normal lagoon]

Sup

I haven't toreador

[true dawn]

bruh, got kick middle of changing cloth

[proper grove]

no idea why it's telling me when i have it already but coincidentally my friend just got gta on pc so speedrun time

[wooden garnet]

You can collect the pistol everytime, every run

[humble hemlock]

idk why the did not made pistol if you get it every heist after you got it the first time its 50k as a money loot

[wooden garnet]

Woulda been neat, but Rockstar is

[gloomy bane]

true

[proper grove]

it despawned

[unreal aspen]

spongebob porn

[golden harness]

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[rancid cypress]

ok

i thot media meant pictures

[gloomy bane]

funny af tho

[frail orbit]

apologies for picture not being in english (i like japanese among other languages so i switched the language in rgl to japanese) and i know some japanese now (thanks google translate)

[wispy wren]

made a thingy

https://youtu.be/d2MlNCsLMbM

[hearty trout]

got my 7th diamond

and double cocaine in main dock lets gooo

[true dawn]

imagine i had that luck

[tardy oak]

What is that on your legs?????

[true dawn]

idk

[mossy carbon]

Just going for a swim with the squad

[gloomy bane]

proceeds to die

[brittle tundra]

#memes-and-shitposting

[summer fjord]

I don't have the approve role

[brittle tundra]

then get it

its not hard

[summer fjord]

How

[brittle tundra]

check the pinned msg in #memes-and-shitposting

[summer fjord]

Is too up

[brittle tundra]

?

[summer fjord]

Wt is the modmail

[storm mica]

@wise anvil

[wise anvil]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert the moderators.:exclamation:

[empty tapir]

@lethal birch

[lethal birch]

yes?

[sterile fog]

TOS TOS

[unreal aspen]

wtf is wrong with you

[unreal aspen]

bro dm me the game link for this

[sinful compass]

no

[unreal aspen]

why

[sinful compass]

i dont wanna

[unreal aspen]

pain

[sinful compass]

if you want to make more screenshots like this get good in SFM and GIMP

[gloomy bane]

hmmm a mix of tf2 and gta

[sterile fog]

https://tenor.com/view/tv-show-fetish-the-series-comedy-series-web-series-paula-wheeler-gif-18864816

[halcyon drum]

BRUHHHHH my deliver vehicle exploded somehow.... i've lost 900k

[red zenith]

That sucks

[unreal aspen]

a-team van

[unreal aspen]

paintings are pretty shit in cayo

[grand laurel]

My friend says that there better than the gold

[brittle tundra]

ur friend is wrong

paintings are worth less

and take up half the space of ur bag

[grand laurel]

Oh...then what is then?

[brittle tundra]

what is what

[grand laurel]

More better to take

[severe garnet]

Coke

[unreal aspen]

gold is best

[grand laurel]

K

[unreal aspen]

i thought gold

[brittle tundra]

no

coke is

then gold

[unreal aspen]

[grand laurel]

Ooo

[severe garnet]

Gold is best but you need 2 players

[brittle tundra]

[unreal aspen]

coke is more valuable than gold?

[brittle tundra]

yes

after all

[unreal aspen]

not with the aggro trick

[brittle tundra]

more people buy coke than gold

[severe garnet]

Ah yes

[brittle tundra]

[severe garnet]

The aggro trick

[severe garnet]

[unreal aspen]

memecreatorapp.com

why not just use memeatic

[grand laurel]

Idk

[unreal aspen]

stolen

smh

[golden harness]

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[grand laurel]

Damn

I thought media was memes

[unreal aspen]

dude... it says in the channel description to not shitpost

and another

[golden harness]

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[solar quartz]

seagull ingame?????

[golden harness]

Banned _Loudy#7360 (Case #85374) (user notified with a direct message)

[humble hemlock]

double black jack BRUH

[obsidian umbra]

cool table 🤌🏼

[lethal birch]

That poor blackjack dealer is just gonna sit there for months after ur done with the game

[glacial ice]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/747231596368887827/797203235843604561/Grand_Theft_Auto_V_2021-01-08_20-20-58_Trim.mp4

[brittle tundra]

ExcitedPancake!

[glacial ice]

[brittle tundra]

[lethal birch]

People rly love their orbital cannon

[glacial ice]

who do you piss off to get orbed that often lmao