gta-media

[novel sage]

yeah.

[lethal birch]

I see

What gender

They are different for each gender

So copy carefully

[sterile fog]

Still not my favourite in my fleet

[lethal birch]

Or you'll look like a dunce xD

[novel sage]

yeah i gotta copy on male

[lethal birch]

Ah

[novel sage]

cant be bothered making a female

[lethal birch]

Harder one to stumble across

[wooden garnet]

I think my favorite so far is the RSX

And the D10

[novel sage]

^

rsx is just

[wooden garnet]

For sleek body designs

[novel sage]

[wooden garnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/769665063949828097/793929515721818123/RSX_4.JPG
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/769665063949828097/771811867101233162/Corquette_D10_2.JPG

I like em

[storm mica]

[sterile fog]

My favourite isn't even a car. The Nagasaki Shotaro.

[wooden garnet]

Shotaro's a classic

[sterile fog]

Beautiful

[wooden garnet]

I don't have a Rockstar Editor pic of it tho

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/722877967491137576/737695893112750110/Grand_Theft_Auto_V_28-07-2020_21_07_07.png

Tried to make mine as close to Tron as possible

The second movie ofc

[sterile fog]

If only they would allow us a light trail 😦

[novel sage]

[plush storm]

mods

[wooden garnet]

If only the dumb Tron suit actually looked like a suit and not tailored jeans and shirt

The discontinuity between body parts ruins it for me

[sterile fog]

Not the point. They based the bike on Tron. The very LEAST they could do is a small light trail

[sterile fog]

Looks like you got an Octopus on your head bruh

You ain't gonna miss that.

[lethal birch]

YOU KNOW WE HAVE SAME COLOUR bikes

[wooden garnet]

Nice

[unreal aspen]

is that... a suppressor on a heavy sniper

[sterile fog]

Looks like a muzzle break

[wooden garnet]

Suppressor on Heavy Sniper

[ripe iron]

“Bro your garbage I killed you with my oppressor mk 2 , garbage , trash “

[sterile fog]

Nah. That's the guy who accuses everyone of hacking and cheats.

[ripe iron]

True true

[lethal birch]

People confuse muzzle break and suppresors

[storm mica]

how

[ripe iron]

No , they don’t

I promise you people are not that dumb

[lethal birch]

Did I ask you?

No, so just let it slide

[stiff holly]

and then when you actually fight they only use explosive rounds

[ripe iron]

Yes , you were stating something making it seem your want a opinion on it so your incorrect on that statement, you idiot , your probably the one who confused them both in first place

[lethal birch]

Oh haha

Very funny

[ripe iron]

What’s the joke , so big of a idiot , how stupid you were thinking that “who asked” would save your crap argument,yes that was hilarious 😐

[lethal birch]

Sarcasm

Learn it

[ripe iron]

Learn how to speak with proper direct words , sarcasm makes you seem like not serious and like a idiot

[sterile fog]

Why everyone gotta get so tetchy in here.

[lethal birch]

I dunno

[ripe iron]

Seriously don’t know

[sterile fog]

I notcie it's always the console players too. ]

[lethal birch]

Welp

Anyone need 3m$for free well not exactly free you have to do some work, if u want message me

lmao

Console players be console players

[ripe iron]

I don’t even play gta anymore

[lethal birch]

Then why are you here?

Just a question

[sterile fog]

All us PC players be in here acting mature because they spent $5000 on a PC to run a game that will run fine on a toaster...

[weary patrol]

it wont be fine on a toaster

i know from personal experience

[sterile fog]

https://tenor.com/view/the-goon-dodgeball-movie-ben-stiller-white-goodman-gif-14923367

[stiff holly]

because not getting caged by modders gives us some spare time

[ripe iron]

Plus your being a complete idiot on that statement, it’s not just a specific type of people , I mainly play on pc but I like to keep my identity on console , not only that and pc players aren’t much different

[weary patrol]

maybe its just gta players in general

everyone sucks

[ripe iron]

Yes.

[sterile fog]

See, getting techy...attached to console crowd...

[ripe iron]

No , you can’t base a whole type of players just bc I’m a bit techy sometimes

[sterile fog]

I'm joking, it's a fun place. Chill out.

[ripe iron]

It’s like saying ALL humans are shit just bc you saw a bastard outside

How about we stop this argument and get along with the memes

[sterile fog]

All humans ARE shit. That is literally my life ethos.

[stiff holly]

all humans are shit though

[lethal birch]

For when I go under the map or in ghost org

[sterile fog]

So MEME me. What should I buy. I;m extremely rich, and very bored.

[ripe iron]

Well you guys are technically correct but you gotta at life in a good way

[stiff holly]

orb shots

[sterile fog]

But I can miss those asnd meme for free

[ripe iron]

A fucking lightsaber

[novel sage]

why do you need a supressor if ur under the map. you cant even be hit

[ripe iron]

Oh Ik , do a mr.beast and buy everyone you see a ps5

[novel sage]

buy me one

[sterile fog]

I meant game rich

[lethal birch]

@novel sage hides the bullet apparently

The trail

[novel sage]

i mean does that matter?

[ripe iron]

Oh , then become a kapitan and finish the Cayo perico heists

[novel sage]

you are still kinda under the map they cant do shit about it

[lethal birch]

I don't want them to know the angle or interior

That I sit on top of

[novel sage]

angle or interior?

wdym

ur technically under them

so what interior would you sit on top of

[sterile fog]

I mean, I've done Cayo countless times

[novel sage]

plus evenif they did know what could they do about it. shoot you?

[lethal birch]

Interiors are hidden under the map. So i could be standing on top of an apartment interior and snipe someone at an angle. Then they would go on creator mode and check the area

[ripe iron]

Ye now that you think about it , you’ve brought me a question, what do when you reach the end? The richest , high lvl , all business, best cars ,

[novel sage]

you don't know people knowing about the spots is what ur saying. right?

[ripe iron]

I mean you can go for a pvp experience

[sterile fog]

I have everything. PVP is boring because everyone just cries

[lethal birch]

Yeah, I don't want anyone knowing them. If someone makes a yt tutorial rip gta online

[novel sage]

eh

not much would happen

[ripe iron]

True, just await in the darkness until rockstar comes up with a incredible update

[novel sage]

i mean instant teleportation is a thing and still not patched

[lethal birch]

Yeah, people sitting under the map with exp ammo lol

[sterile fog]

insert overdone GTA VI meme here

[novel sage]

on console it could be pretty annoying. on pc tho?lol no i'll just read out their lat and lon in chat and they'll leave themselves

[ripe iron]

Ik this is a meme but... who knows what awaits us

[lethal birch]

@novel sage Oh... forgot you had a menu lol

[sterile fog]

Hopefully the ability to enter EVERY building in the map. It has to be a living breathing world. Or there is no point.

[ripe iron]

Bro with a map like the current one , for you to be able to do that at least 3 years of development

[novel sage]

most serious pvpers have one on pc since you need it to be safe from modders/glitchers

[ripe iron]

Plus most of the buildings would be boring as fuck

[novel sage]

plus i like using it against wannabe's since if they don't fight fair i surely won't too

[sterile fog]

Cyberpunk had 8n years and still fell short of GTA. THey've had 7 years. Lets see what they can come up with

[lethal birch]

Ever heard of the legend of metalchameu and staeni92? :p they were legit score tryhards at the time

[novel sage]

i've heard of them yes.

[sterile fog]

I have a feeling it's gonna be a double continenet game. USA and UK

[lethal birch]

Metal waited 4 months to earn NAVY's trust and dropped a few kills on them lol @novel sage

Staeni just kept exposing modders and not dying to them

[ripe iron]

Ye but that’s bc gta has gotten a lot of time to become better since the release of the game , I mean gta has been around since the Xbox 360 and ps3 days 

[sterile fog]

Gta has been around since the 1980s bruh

[ripe iron]

No I mean the gta 5 , cyberpunk 2077 took ideas off of gta but didn’t straight up copy it , that’s why a lot of gta5 players like cyberpunk 2077

[novel sage]

whats the whole deal with navy tho. i've never bothered with it

[sterile fog]

But GTA V had no where near the same dev time. Cyberpunk had been butchered because of it's launch. You CANNOT dev a game for that long and release the kind of horrible mess that they did.

[lethal birch]

F4tal (aka fatrash. Ex SUCE I think) got exposed for modding too lol

[ripe iron]

Look gta 5 had less time but they used their time better , I mean you are totally correct if cyberpunk 2077 had done it better gta 5 player count would drop massively

I mean kids that were in their 12’s when gta 5 was released are now adults

[sterile fog]

I don't think it would. Playing both games is fine as they have their own distinct pull. But for them to put such a shitty AI in a game hyped up like that. THey're back in GTA III bro. R* will kick Cyberpunk out forever with GTA VI

[ripe iron]

@sterile fog I mean ye even gta VI did a better job then cyberpunk , but just like cyberpunk gta 6 would not be ask good as the time that was put in to waiting

[lucid violet]

https://youtu.be/KkB6WUaCOqw

[upper nexus]

[upper nexus]

Cool, a tryhard destroyed another tryhard with a orbital cannon

[primal haven]

Who is that

[oblique nest]

idk some random

[oblique nest]

squeaker guy in a jet

Idk if you can hear him

[primal haven]

I can’t rn

I’m in a voice chat

[oblique nest]

@chilly tulip

It isn’t cargo but it was a squeaker

[urban herald]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/776270971115667507/795402071582703626/RPReplay_Final1609251859.mov

[lethal birch]

Wait what the hell

[solar quartz]

WTF

thats a nazi modder lmao

[lethal birch]

Obviously

[solar quartz]

be happy he didnt shave ur head bald

[lethal birch]

Bruh
Nobody shaves my head bald and gets away with hands

[solar quartz]

now, repeat what you said in a lobby full of modders

you ll be running naked in no time

[lethal birch]

Huh

[lethal birch]

https://youtu.be/KkB6WUaCOqw

[lethal birch]

wtf

[oblique nest]

?

[lethal birch]

didnt knew r* would give free orb shot

[oblique nest]

ohh

Ye every Christmas

[lethal birch]

oh

[hearty trout]

??

i just stole this issi like somewhere else and drove it by michael's

and he gave me this text

[gloomy bane]

thats traceys car

😳

[lethal birch]

[hearty trout]

how?

i just shot a random npc that had it and drove it to a parachute spot on eclipse towers

[gloomy bane]

u sure

maybe u forgot u stole it at his house and then drove off

[hearty trout]

her car is yellow.

[lethal birch]

oh

[oblique nest]

I’m taking these from ps4

I can’t really improve much

[hearty jetty]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RokqvMkGGU&ab_channel=MisterConsuela

[remote laurel]

this doesnt feel like gta anymore , where is the shitte weather and snow?

indeed it was horrible

[warped karma]

last pac standard setup on a crim masterminds run and i do this

i guess i survived in the end

[sturdy mesa]

lol

[quiet merlin]

poggers

😎

[nocturne otter]

how did you do that @quiet merlin

[quiet merlin]

mods

[tardy oak]

Woa i didn't know the korean text is also displayed on the heist screen

[oblique nest]

LMAO

[proper grove]

that is very lucky

[remote laurel]

YO

is the new car thing already in the game??

[proper grove]

Wut

[remote laurel]

the blue car

in the picture

is it already in the game

[proper grove]

isn't that da car for english dave

i think so

[remote laurel]

not really

[proper grove]

oh idk

[remote laurel]

there is a way to get it

by english dave

and

as a personal veichle

[proper grove]

it is a personal vehicle

[remote laurel]

oh

[proper grove]

lmfao

[remote laurel]

but is it already avaliable for buying?

[proper grove]

im not sure probably not

[remote laurel]

oh ok

[teal crypt]

Throwback to the cold weather

[warped karma]

@teal crypt

[proper grove]

cold weather best weather

[unreal aspen]

That’s a nice group sex van

[lethal birch]

That reminds me

I gotta make a gruppe sech scene with the mod I have

[native flower]

any good crew tags?

cant think of one

[lethal birch]

sechs

or

seks

[lethal birch]

orgy van

orgy 6

lmao

yea orgy is a nice crew tag too

sounds fun

[nocturne otter]

#memes-and-shitposting

[lethal birch]

lol

[valid sigil]

Wait y'all talking about sex in here wtf lol

[lethal birch]

xD

[valid sigil]

All I got to say I want in.

[lethal birch]

were u talking to me? why shitposting?

[nocturne otter]

you deleted the pic bruh

[lethal birch]

i didnt

it got deleted ig

[nocturne otter]

Oh well then

[smoky plover]

I deleted it.

[nocturne otter]

Oh

it was a shitpost huh

[lethal birch]

it was some ingame media im confused

[nocturne otter]

Ingame media?? can you upload again

@lethal birch

[lethal birch]

lol

yeah picture is gta online media O_o

[nocturne otter]

post it please

[lethal birch]

[nocturne otter]

[nimble sentinel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHzUsZwO_aI

[lethal birch]

thanks rockstar

youre floating now

[proper grove]

become one with the sub

[lethal birch]

can't even get out of the sub at all

[little juniper]

THE LADY OF HEAVEN Trailer (2021)
https://youtu.be/1MaDAW0jRYM

[lethal birch]

https://youtu.be/OhmMJpuRF8w

[rigid brook]

finally getting good 😄

[plucky thunder]

Wat the heck my player doing in cage

[lethal birch]

Oop

[drifting oriole]

modder

just find new session

[chilly flume]

New crew emblem

[lethal birch]

ever heard of death?

@sand quest if only you're here

kek

[sand quest]

armed cargobob

[chilly flume]

Hasn't that been a thing since tanks? lol

Albeit, much less maneuverable with how much heavier they are

[sterile egret]

Pretty sure the little thing the cargobob is lifting didn’t exist since tanks.

[chilly flume]

It didn't

[severe garnet]

Pink cargobob

[chilly flume]

But people have been firing artillery from cargobobs ever since the beginning by pulling tanks around.

[lethal birch]

unlike tanks
AA Flak is more death

[chilly flume]

Can you fall out of the AA turrets if you go inverted enough though? Haven't been in one myself.

[sterile egret]

Well that’s the whole point of having a good pilot to begin with.

[chilly flume]

Ideally.

[flint needle]

What do we in this channel?

[proper grove]

you're playing on a laptop and still took a picture with a phone

[severe garnet]

Lmao

[proper grove]

well deserved for being a banana

[plucky thunder]

😅yup

[primal haven]

This guy finna kill me in tennis

[lethal birch]

Was thinking of make Heist pictures and so far I've done this

[dusk robin]

Rate this thumbnail

[dusk robin]

Thats nice

I miss the casino heist

[lethal birch]

Same

[quiet merlin]

squish

[dry sage]

Lol

[wanton flame]

Same Baker from Hummer server? Lol

[lethal birch]

hummer server

[lethal birch]

Chillng out

[primal haven]

@wanton flame yes, and it wasn’t tennis

It was much worse

20 AI Valkyrie gunners spawn trapping

[wanton flame]

Oh dear

[primal haven]

I recorded it

One second

@wanton flame

There is also several tanks

[lethal birch]

@primal haven nice xd

[primal haven]

The name at the bottom left

Is tennis

This however isn’t true

[hoary rune]

i got this situation once but in a bunker resupply mission learned that the valk has explosive mg in a hard way

[wet thorn]

i got the ai to die for a prep mission

the valk one

[lethal birch]

hm use windows key + g to take screenshots on pc using xbox game bar overlay :P

[drifting garnet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7QQSpZjEvE

[limpid forge]

this isnt gta5 online but its fivem

[tardy oak]

viper

[limpid forge]

umm

[solar summit]

[limpid forge]

not a viper

[solar summit]

corvette C6 I think

[limpid forge]

atleast your smart

man said viper🤣

[solar summit]

[limpid forge]

i play in the drag racing community on fivem

ill get pics of motor soon

[harsh cave]

Cute doggo

[flat plinth]

Cute but isn't that #archive_media?

[wooden garnet]

smh banana floating in water

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/787708248446730291/791954701250854923/image0.gif

[severe garnet]

Hey don’t say that about my yellow submarine

[lethal birch]

[noble plinth]

https://youtu.be/cIeCj0tZRi8

https://youtu.be/CHKGX0Qyh0g

How in the hell?

[lethal birch]

uh

[silent sparrow]

How do I fix this?
Also I get another error about files and stuff like that any help?

[noble plinth]

@silent sparrow your internet might not be working

99% of the time when it says “the rockstar games services are unavailable right now” for me it’s not actually unavailable it’s just that I’m having a hard time connecting because of the internet

[silent sparrow]

Ah k thank you I’ll restart my router and see if it works

Worked now

Thanks

[noble plinth]

Np 👍

[weary patrol]

pain

[lethal birch]

lol

[teal crypt]

Eyyyyy

[teal crypt]

Landing

[kind thorn]

https://youtu.be/XT1XsYls0UA check out my r88 made with Rockstar editor

[sly maple]

rockstar funny

[gloomy bane]

next vid: 69 franklins roast franklin

[drifting garnet]

nice

[lethal birch]

@twilit trellis

[twilit trellis]

[proper grove]

air defenses go brr

[storm mica]

mk2 in cayo heist

[lethal birch]

@proper grove mk2 is immune to it

[proper grove]

is it now

too bad i dont cheat!

[lethal birch]

Well it's not like I haven't already made 280m without mod anyway

I just started doing it due to boredom

[storm mica]

i know how to use my own weapons on the island

[proper grove]

yikes

[twilit trellis]

Dm

[proper grove]

Dm me just because

[pure finch]

Shitiest run i had, i fucking hate taquila

[brittle tundra]

just reroll next time then

[flat plinth]

How?

[brittle tundra]

once u finish the finale u have the option to cancel the heist by calling pavel

[flat plinth]

Oh seriously?

So you have to do the heist then cancel kt

After you do it?

Why?

[brittle tundra]

u do it if u get a bad vault contents

so like after u finish the scope put prep

if ur not satisfied with it u call pavel and cancel the heist

sure u have to pay the setup fee and do the scope out mission again which can be annoying

but to some people money is more valuable than time

[flat plinth]

After scope out ok

I thought you meant you get to the finale and quit

[graceful nacelle]

Best ones are bonds and the Jaguar statue right

[flat plinth]

Bons are easy

Pink diamond

[gloomy bane]

mods

[edgy anchor]

225K, yes @jolly scaffold

[graceful nacelle]

Oooo ty for posting that

That’s gonna be useful

[boreal granite]

COME WATCH ME LIVE WHILE I GO FOR 100 COMPLETIONS ON THE NEW HEIST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkbJhukA7eE

[graceful nacelle]

Oof

I can barely do one per week

To lazy

[rough skiff]

!rule 10 @boreal granite

[tardy stone]

@boreal granite Advertising and trading of any kind is prohibited. This applies to any services and begging as well.

[rough skiff]

wasnt this on the subreddit

[lethal birch]

I stole it from insta

[worldly island]

My name is furryslayer 14 and i met a furry LOL

I GOT PAIRED WITH THE FURRY

[teal crypt]

Well now you gotta slay em

[past dawn]

https://youtu.be/V1PnB65LicM

I always watch this stuff when i'm bored. Who also watches gtaV fails and wins lol

[plush storm]

not me

[glacial ice]

bought the most expensive bike 😎

worth the 9k

[primal haven]

God damn

You spending a little luxuriously

[glacial ice]

they buffed sticky bombs

[storm mica]

[slim pike]

Can someone help me get the oppresor on xbox I got reset and I need it for heist prepping

[tardy stone]

@slim pike Use the appropriate Looking for Group (LFG) channel to find people to play with:
Apartment: #archive-ps｜apartment-heist-lfg
Casino: #ps4｜casino-lfg
Cayo Perico: #ps4｜cayo-perico-lfg
Doomsday: #archive-ps｜doomsday-lfg
Everything else: #ps4｜other-lfg
Requested by: @storm mica

[storm mica]

ask there

[slim pike]

Ok thanks

[wide crow]

Notice any difference

[flat plinth]

Jezz

How?

[steel basin]

these colors seem wrong

[glad lance]

modder

[halcyon drum]

Uhhh

[bold river]

https://youtu.be/oEqMI0FfXSE

[pastel tulip]

Hello

This is my dog

[golden harness]

@pastel tulip Shitposting is only allowed in #memes-and-shitposting.
Shitposting is a failure to make a constructive post, posting memes, trolling, or other forms of degrading the chat quality.
This is up to the moderator's discretion. https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Shit Posting
Requested by: @glad lance

[pastel tulip]

Stfu and I’ll give money drop

[glad lance]

!rule 10 @pastel tulip

[tardy stone]

@pastel tulip Advertising and trading of any kind is prohibited. This applies to any services and begging as well.

[glad lance]

[pastel tulip]

Stfu Lester and get ur fatass ready for the heist

[glad lance]

!rule 5 @pastel tulip

[tardy stone]

@pastel tulip Uphold mature conversations and respect each other; excessive profanity, hate speech or any kind of harrassment will not be tolerated. This includes spam, as well as toxic and aggressive behavior.

[bold river]

lmao

[pastel tulip]

Hey Lester chilll

[hearty trout]

6th diamond

didnt play for like 2 days and this is how they want me back

[glad lance]

[pastel tulip]

👅👅

[bold river]

[pastel tulip]

My dog is coming for you

[past dawn]

https://youtu.be/m1h3vTemhhs

I think me and my friend did pretty good. Any tips to get a better time on this speedrun?

[little stream]

Keep the shitposting in #memes-and-shitposting @pastel tulip

[glad lance]

ty

[pastel tulip]

Ok jeremy

[wise narwhal]

Lol

[sinful compass]

Hmm...

[worldly thorn]

Baja Bug

[solar oasis]

Happy birthday but how is this related

Is he called gta or something

[solar oasis]

Zoom in and check if there's a compound

[sterile fog]

Thoughts?

[edgy anchor]

Ew

[lethal birch]

uh

gonna hit 69 soon :P

[remote laurel]

haha spam

[lethal birch]

wat

[sterile fog]

How about this?

[remote laurel]

spamming

[lethal birch]

oh

[remote laurel]

basically

faster reload

lol

[hearty trout]

thats godly

but mine's godlier

[lethal birch]

[lethal birch]

[austere cosmos]

Giga

[quiet merlin]

as you have custom tires on it

[hearty trout]

anything wrong with that?

[quiet merlin]

yes

[hearty trout]

I know the original rims look good but I really do not want non bulletproof tires

[quiet merlin]

I put on bp tires without any trouble on stock rims

[hearty trout]

ok

if you dont like the tires then idrc

what about the rest of the vehicle

[lethal birch]

why the tires

[tardy oak]

[lethal birch]

SAVE SUCCESSFUL

[sand quest]

hmm

[lethal birch]

Bearer bonds 1.3m

[sand quest]

2 coke

[unreal aspen]

On hard mode

[sand quest]

normal m8

[unreal aspen]

Wait

So what are the bonds worth on hard mode

[sand quest]

1.2M

[unreal aspen]

Ah

[lapis rose]

let’s go

[plush storm]

deluexo

[lethal birch]

[unreal aspen]

It’s kinda trash but it’s good

[lethal birch]

yea trash

but good

lmao

[sand quest]

good to be trash

[lethal birch]

too trash to be good

[unreal aspen]

The name as well

Chris the fishy Weeee

[hearty oriole]

#lfg need someone to rp with heres the channel dont matter what rank https://discord.gg/WNweFpfc

[tardy stone]

@hearty oriole Use the appropriate Looking for Group (LFG) channel to find people to play with:
Apartment: #archive-pc｜apartment-heist-lfg
Casino: #pc-l｜casino-lfg
Cayo Perico: #pc-l｜cayo-perico-lfg
Doomsday: #archive-pc｜doomsday-lfg
Everything else: #pc-l｜other-lfg
Requested by: @unreal aspen

[lethal birch]

[unreal aspen]

acknowledges it’s an lfg
proceeds to post it in the wrong channel after redirection in #gta-online

I must say, this is a true

[primal haven]

It keeps getting larger

[nocturne otter]

damn @primal haven you're awesome

[old cape]

When Lester says anything during a heist

[primal haven]

Calm down

Lester keeps sexting me what about u

[old cape]

Who votes to burn Paige.

[flat plinth]

Hey @primal haven

Is that actually your KD

Thank you for not farming it with an oppressor mk2

As a matter of fact I'm going to buy a lazer my kd is like .5

I have to get it back up

[tardy oak]

sex text by lester

[old cape]

It’s all fun n games until your character talks.

[primal haven]

Like destiny 2

God my character sounds so hot

Ngl bro

[primal haven]

Allah car 🥺

[lethal birch]

kek

[solar summit]

[flat plinth]

O.O

[lethal birch]

free gta acc

30m spending spree
lag due to video processing

hurry

[crisp shell]

Average day in bad sport

[brittle tundra]

oh

[crisp shell]

Wait for it

[brittle tundra]

i thought the clip was the prostitue getting runned over lmao

[crisp shell]

Did u c the hooker get run over

It’s ok she has no family

I killed them too

[wise mica]

Wait a minute

[crisp shell]

Yay go kart is watching it

[wise mica]

Aint anyone gonna talk about his car-

[crisp shell]

This guy fucks

Lol smart mf too

The red whip

[wise mica]

Like... why?

Why would you torture yourself with this... shit?

[brittle tundra]

the underglow lmao

[wise mica]

That car looks so weird-

[mystic flame]

Hello

[crisp shell]

It’s an el Camino

I usually drive around in a matte white van

I have some pretty crazy stuff on gta

[wise mica]

I will never understand some tastes

[crisp shell]

O fuck me sideways my phone is on 1%

Nah bro that car is shit for me. I have better ones

The wheels don’t even match on it

[wise mica]

I'd rather spend 5 mil in an alkonost than driving around in a boring matte white van

[crisp shell]

My first ever hole in 1

Unrelated

[flat plinth]

@primal haven how do you do it

[crisp shell]

The white van is so I look like a pedophile

[flat plinth]

I have gotten like 3 jet kills in an hour

[crisp shell]

I avg 20 kills per hydra

Do u wanna know the secret to jet

[flat plinth]

I think it's because I sold my hangar in zancudo

And I keep flying it away

[crisp shell]

I’m an expert pilot

And griefer

O check this out I was playing far cry a while back

[flat plinth]

Nice

How do you do it

Like with jets

[crisp shell]

Pay attention to minimap u have to line them up w the arrow. And don’t accelerate downward

[flat plinth]

I'm sort of like half tryhard

Like if you kill me once I'll kill you 10 times

[crisp shell]

You’ll get it quickly soon you’ll b able to control entire lobbies

Except if some1 has explosive sniper

Every1 will go in passive. It’s pretty funny

[mystic flame]

What game

[crisp shell]

I have this one too.

This was actually far cry

[golden harness]

Please keep the chatter relevant to GTA and refrain from spamming or LFGing.
For non-GTA chatting, please visit #community
Requested by: @wise mica

[crisp shell]

Sorry go kart. He’s gta police everyone

https://tenor.com/view/officer-doofy-salute-doofy-gilmore-scary-movie-gif-12729976

What were u gonna say

[wise mica]

It's gta media not media

[crisp shell]

I’m waiting to c how long it takes u. Yea my b. I was just showing 1 clip

[wise mica]

You were showing like 3

[crisp shell]

I’m not on my Xbox and I only have.1 gta video on my phone

[wise mica]

That alone is not even the problem

The problem is that you keep breaking minor rules everytime

[crisp shell]

The keyword is minor 😂

I’m bout to get off for a couple hours

I’m genuinely sorry

[wise mica]

Yeah because its not like you're advertising or posting epilepsy things but it's annoying

[crisp shell]

I’m genuinely sorry please accept my most sincere apology

Appy Polly loggies

[wise mica]

Please accept my most sincere X to doubt

[crisp shell]

Seriously I feel remorse for the pain n sufffering I caused u

[wise mica]

Lol

[crisp shell]

I love u go kart

Ur like the first admin who hasn’t banned me

Ok I’ll c u in a lil while

I’m gonna go touch myself then get on gta

[wise mica]

Hmmm yes sure i am the first admin that hasnt banned you, not because i'm not an admin because i totally am one...

[wise mica]

[crisp shell]

For all everyelse knows I could not. Psychopath and go kart and this could just b one person having a conversation

[wise mica]

Ok we should keep this channel as a media channel

[crisp shell]

Ok I’m about to get on gta

See what I did there

Lol

No but I do not last very long

[wise mica]

?

[crisp shell]

I was implying that it took me 30 sec to come

But I’ve been secretly touching it for hours.

Ok byeeee

[flat plinth]

I hate being the guy that makes people go passive

[crisp shell]

Yo mundane watch those clips I posted

I hate when ppl go passive

[flat plinth]

Thanks for the tip with towards the ground and not boosting

Helps a TON

[crisp shell]

Pay attention. To the little arrow on ur mini map

And watch a 5 min video on YouTube

Then watch 2 girls 1 cup if ur still confused

[flat plinth]

Nah nah nah

The lines right

[crisp shell]

I need to get ur number lol

[flat plinth]

On top of my blip

[crisp shell]

Yea

[flat plinth]

Yeah I do

[crisp shell]

And when u shot go up and down. U don’t have to hit bc hydra has explosive cannons

[flat plinth]

Yup I do that

Should I try to use my rogue

Or learn inverse control hydra

My dad's friend learned left handed bowling and got 300s every game

[crisp shell]

Rogue has weak guns I think but there’s something that’s more agile than hydra

Sometimes it’s just impossible to win a dog fight.

[flat plinth]

The rogue is terrible to control

So spinny

It looks cool though

[crisp shell]

There’s sum thing w much better turning

[flat plinth]

I want like a low plane

Like touching the ground pretty much

[crisp shell]

Any1 who knows what they’re doing will blow u up bc they can get behind u

[flat plinth]

Does that exist

[crisp shell]

Giggity

Wym

Like a land plane

[flat plinth]

😂

Nah I mean like

When it's on the ground

It looks like it's gears are up

Just something that looks cool

[crisp shell]

O yea the stupid fucking new jet it like the lowest to the ground

[flat plinth]

I love and hate when people are in that one type of free helicopter

[crisp shell]

It’s also the jet w the biggest cock

[flat plinth]

What's it called

[crisp shell]

Idk Ollie A8

[flat plinth]

The big one?

The alkonost?

[crisp shell]

It came out w Cayo update but it only drops turds

Yea

[flat plinth]

I have it

[crisp shell]

It’s horse cock

[flat plinth]

You know the heli I'm talking about tho

The low level heli

That the helicopter pilot brings you

And spawns at the docks and airport

[crisp shell]

If u have 3 ppl the bombuska becomes op

[flat plinth]

Oh sweet

Is the b11 good?

[crisp shell]

Mercenary

Idk I just use hydra

[flat plinth]

The tula looks fun but I remember hearing that it was a big let down

Like worse than the alkonost

[crisp shell]

Bombuska has 4x range it’s like a sniper in the sky

But u need 3 ppl

[flat plinth]

What level are you?

[crisp shell]

It’s a team plane

Idk like 160

I don’t really play much. But when I do I play to excess

Jose Cuervo

Ok imma bounce cuz I have subway I’m the fridge

I’m so hungry I could eat a lesbian

[flat plinth]

How do I turn faster

[lethal birch]

Stealth annihilator > every other helicopter

[proper grove]

[severe garnet]

[wise mica]

[lethal birch]

It is tho

I sold my trashkula to get the annihilator and i dont regret it

[severe garnet]

The stealth annihilator is just a worse akula

[proper grove]

just let him believe it

[severe garnet]

[lethal birch]

U guys are just bad

Armor and speed dont mean anything

When the abomination we call the mark 2 exists

[proper grove]

lol

[slim tendon]

Tbh I didn't buy the annihilator stealth expecting it to perform well. I just bought it because it looked cool

[rancid stag]

my sexy female creation

[flat plinth]

yum

[proper grove]

lmfao

[proper grove]

are you ok

[flat plinth]

No I'm definitely not om

I just bombed my own rogue

Sonehow

[patent knot]

where's the sexy

[proper grove]

hey.

[patent knot]

hey

[proper grove]

awesome pfp @lethal birch

[lethal birch]

thx @proper grove

[patent knot]

okay but which one is the real goku

[lethal birch]

lol idk

[patent knot]

[lethal birch]

blond looks kinda akward tbh

I would use other tone

Or just brown/black

Heres mine

[lethal birch]

nice

Thank you

[proper grove]

🥵

[lethal birch]

dont lewd Natasha

[lethal birch]

Yeah im gonna refer her by her name now

[lethal birch]

smol nose

[rancid stag]

i think blonde is unique

[lethal birch]

It looks too bright and pale for my taste

Thats why I go for warmer shades of blonde

[rancid stag]

ok il experiment

[lethal birch]

[lethal birch]

[lethal birch]

fortnite pfp xD

[lean dew]

Car meet ? Jdm only

[lethal birch]

[rancid stag]

hows this

[lethal birch]

very pog, maybe go a bit darker to fit the outfit better

[lethal birch]

In my opinion having consistent tonned and nice to look at colours is always the best

Welcome to the black ponytail club

[rancid stag]

ye i think i like black

it matches with my outfit

[lethal birch]

black pony gang

lmao

[patent knot]

my ponytail brown

i should do black

[lethal birch]

if you look closely my ponytail is black with brown

oh

[broken flax]

Oh no, not again!!

[lethal birch]

mk2
sub

[broken flax]

And it was to recover a pizza faggio

🤡

[lethal birch]

xD

[rancid stag]

i just got rid of the spades tattoo on my face

[lethal birch]

Good

I personally dont see the appeal of Tattoos tbh

[nocturne otter]

same for me

[rancid stag]

yeah not on females i guess

[lethal birch]

As a wise man said once

"POR QUE TE TATUATIS?"

[lethal birch]

My Gta tierlist

noice

gta online is in B tier xD

I don‘t really like online

same

Gta 4 and san andreas are my 2 favs

oh

[lethal birch]

gta tlad above vcs

😔

[flat plinth]

Somebody called me dog water yesterday

I responded with yum

[kindred niche]

You need an s tier to really differentiate all those a's.

Also if they are separating gta5 online from gta5 do the same with 4

[tardy oak]

Why is the LCS F?

Its one of my fav

[wooden garnet]

[ionic cairn]

Me and crackhead DrDisrespect

[proper grove]

ahahahah

[severe garnet]

[tacit tundra]

milsim moment

[quiet merlin]

lmao that actually looks like drdisrespect

[obtuse holly]

I think he missed...

[ripe yew]

This fucker was trying to destroy my special cargo sale in a mk2 and i managed to kill him with a sticky. He then had the nerve to say this

[lethal birch]

lmao

[severe garnet]

oppressor missiles take skill to shoot

X to doubt

[ripe yew]

the fuck has gta been reduced to

[lethal birch]

he has a l,z and x character in his name :p

[ripe yew]

And then he suddenly brought this out on me, wow

He did actually try to orbital me almost straight after i killed him and luckily took cover in the rockford plaza parking lot

[lethal birch]

why do people like these still exist in 2021 tho xd

[ripe yew]

God only knows

[severe garnet]

Orbitald

Gramer

📈

[lethal birch]

xD

engrish 100

[ripe yew]

my engrish ees veri gud

[hoary rune]

obitard is actually a good nickname

[ripe yew]

[dense turret]

This is an example of legit griefing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuhguz8F1tw

[lethal birch]

Island obtained

xD

[jagged tangle]

@lethal birch shoot him

[proper grove]

actual chad
haha just kidding he's a loser

[deft canyon]

That picture gives me chills

[lethal birch]

Hi

[dusky timber]

@severe garnet L1/LB to doubt

[severe garnet]

[proper grove]

it's true bro non-lock on is hard!

[steel basin]

???

[solar summit]

song matches perfectly my relief

[flat plinth]

Have you ever tried landing the sparrow on a dinghy

If not, try it, outcome is awesome

[lethal birch]

lmfao

[solar summit]

ok, will try it @flat plinth

[lethal birch]

:P

[unreal aspen]

then he submerges the submarine and you drown

[solar summit]

what did u do? afaik cargobob can't carry the chernobog @lethal birch

[flat plinth]

Chernobog has lower range than sniper btw

Grenade afaik has best range technically

You can stand in the back of a cargobob and have somebody fly to max height then shoot it

It'll go all the way to the ground

[unreal aspen]

no it won't

grenades explode 5 seconds after pulling the trigger

if you're at max height it'll just explode mid-air

[flat plinth]

Grenade launcher

[severe garnet]

Or explode when it touches something

[flat plinth]

Not grenade

The grenade launcher blows up when it touches something

The grenade blows up after six seconds yeah

Omg bro the after hours trailer song is playing

This is my jam

Noooo it just ended

I mean uh

I can't find it

The one that goes like dew dew dewdewdew dew dew, dew dew dew dewdewdewdew, dew dew dew dew, dew dew dew dew, dew

You know it

[solar summit]

[unreal aspen]

el sondito?

[flat plinth]

BLIDNING LIGHTS

THATS IT

Took so long to find

[solar summit]

[flat plinth]

Ok so apparently it was in the fake gta 6 trailers

Bro

I remember it being in gta 5 dlc

[unreal aspen]

it's a single in game

or wait

no

[proper grove]

YESSSS

[solar summit]

well, blinding lights was released in 2019, after hours was before so..

[proper grove]

they could've updated the radio like they literally just did

[flat plinth]

Oh...

Seriously???

It would've been great for the after hours trailer

So there's this fake gta 6 trailer

[unreal aspen]

blinding lights good song though

[flat plinth]

Apparently it's pegi 12

[unreal aspen]

you it released after after hours

[flat plinth]

I know

[proper grove]

We had a nightclub v2

could've used it theN!

[flat plinth]

Why do people just reuse the same flips other people do for trailers?

I hate when people say stuff like GTA VI trailer Official (concept)

[unreal aspen]

clickbait in a way

[leaden turtle]

Clickbait and ad revenue

[flat plinth]

Its not official if it's a concept though

[leaden turtle]

Just ignore it

It’s all fake anyway

[proper grove]

it's an official concept

[flat plinth]

I hate disliking these because some of them actually have good editing but they're dishonest and I don't know if theyve stolen it

[leaden turtle]

Just don’t watch them

[flat plinth]

They're all by fake rockstar channels

They credit the person they stole it from

They all even have the same description

[flat plinth]

Did it happen to you?

[rigid brook]

there is an official rockstar trailer for gta vi though...I watched it few days ago

later I found out it was posted on aprils 1st...

[solar summit]

not yet

[leaden turtle]

Lol

[solar summit]

isn't that a stunt?

[sterile fog]

They are working on it. There was a tweet by cyberpunk saying "Rockstar is quiet"

They replied with "Sure about that?" And a picture of the GTA VI logo

[unreal aspen]

dude.... that's a fake picture

[primal haven]

I’d upload a video of me flying backwards but I’m on school WiFi

[unreal aspen]

if not, link the tweet/picture

[flat plinth]

You're on school wifi on gta??

[lethal birch]

🥺 fuckin police stole everythin

[primal haven]

This will be fine

[leaden turtle]

Mc business isn’t even worth it anymore

[unreal aspen]

bro dont your friends wont be able to use the wifi with you uploading a clip @primal haven

thats how shit school wifi is

[primal haven]

Nah

I can’t use school WiFi

[flat plinth]

Woah

[primal haven]

I’m on my cellular stuff rn

[flat plinth]

Sweet

[lethal birch]

at lower altitude it can :P

smoke when you fly backwards

[unreal aspen]

oof

imagine your character

[lethal birch]

lol

[unreal aspen]

be breathing cyan smoke

[flat plinth]

Windows...

Just saying

I've never heard of a plane with an open cockpit

[sterile fog]

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.futuregamereleases.com/2020/11/rockstar-games-might-have-leaked-gta-6-in-a-tweet/amp/

There's also this. Rockstar posted a video, in the video were coordinates which when entered into google maps showed a set of roads in Virginia, US in the shape of a VI

[severe garnet]

[unreal aspen]

you know the coordinates they sent are oddly close to where i live

[severe garnet]

Ah yes

VI= GTA 6

[unreal aspen]

they probably just did that to get people excited

[sterile fog]

I mean, yes. But also, there WILL eventually be a GTA VI lol

That is inevitable. When is a different matter.

[primal haven]

[sterile fog]

I mean, yes. But also, there WILL eventually be a GTA VI lol

That is inevitable. When is a different matter.

[leaden turtle]

Maybe another 3-5 years when the game dies

[unreal aspen]

@primal haven since when did you get in bad sport

[leaden turtle]

Unless they keep gtav somewhat alive till then