gta-media

[jagged peak]

because saying its better at everything is stretching it too far.

[primal haven]

I’ve always focused on freemode using Helis

[jagged peak]

if you'd give me a solid reason why i might believe you

[primal haven]

The dude stated why it’s better in freemode already

[jagged peak]

stealth omegalul isn't gonna cut it

[primal haven]

Ok you do you

[jagged peak]

i mean how does akula beat jets,how does akula beat a mk2, how does akula beat a scramjet,how does akula beat a deluxo, how does akula beat armored vehicles,

it can't.

if the enemy is using any of those vehicles you kind of just...

stand there looking at them akwardly

[primal haven]

Bro

[jagged peak]

the only thing good about it is it being able to kill ground targets out of nowhere

[primal haven]

The fh1

Hunter

Sucks

Ass

In all of those aspects

[jagged peak]

jesus chill.

[primal haven]

In what case is the hunter gonna pull that off

[chilly tulip]

It's always nice when you run into people who are chill about getting orbed.

[primal haven]

Bro

I’d kiss anyone who orbs me ngl

Make the 750k worth it

[jagged peak]

well if ur out of the hangar hunter can outrun mk2 missiles and fire back with gun. it beats scramjet and deluxo because it can outrun the missiles and kill them with gunner. it has a chance against jets if it manages to lock them with missiles then gunner takes them out. armored vehicles is simple you just shoot them up with gunner

thats kinda how it beats them...

[primal haven]

Gunner?

[jagged peak]

yes.

[primal haven]

Who has friends on gta

[jagged peak]

me

[primal haven]

Well then that’s bias

[jagged peak]

plus you didn't specify "without a gunner"

[primal haven]

Why not count the things that’s already accessible to the pilot not the co pilot

[jagged peak]

without a gunner it can still spawncamp just as well,beat armored vehicles and have a chance against jets

[primal haven]

I never expected anyone to count the hunter gunner when your friend could just use a jet

As backup

[jagged peak]

hunter+jet is kinda worse then just hunter with gunner

why would you need a jet. your cannon is really accurate so abuse it

[primal haven]

What

[jagged peak]

it can kek people way easier then most jets

the only situation where having a jet would be more useful then a gunner is if facing another jet.

[primal haven]

Ok now I’m just confused tbh

[jagged peak]

whats confusing

the cannon is just good

[primal haven]

How are jets bad with kek?

[jagged peak]

they arent

[primal haven]

Compared to hunter

^

[jagged peak]

they aren't bad at it. hunter can simply hover over someone and doesn't need to recover after doing a strafe

thats why its better at doing it

[primal haven]

Can’t the lazer just like go down before they spawn tho

[wooden garnet]

Lazers strafe, the Hunter hovers. That is what makes the difference.

[jagged peak]

^

[primal haven]

Yeah it’s a heli ik

[wooden garnet]

Mhm

[jagged peak]

it takes longer to go down then to just aim with the cannon and boom their testicles

[primal haven]

Ok but why do you keep changing the subject I thought you were saying that it’s better at destroying vehicles but the second I mention a jet now it’s about kek

[lethal birch]

seems legit

[jagged peak]

what

[lethal birch]

.9 kd lmaooo

[jagged peak]

wow

[chilly tulip]

Rank 700, 45 minutes in GTA Online.

[jagged peak]

lazer can be better at destroying vehicles exept for when you miss

[severe garnet]

[primal haven]

You said fh1 hunter is way better against vehicles. So I mention having a jet as backup since it’s better at that. But now it’s about kek.

[jagged peak]

i said its better at spawncamping not that its better against vehicles

[wooden garnet]

Seems like simple RP dropping

[jagged peak]

where did i say "hunter is better at killing armored vehicles"

[primal haven]

If that’s what you are using a helicopter for then you are using the helicopter wrong

In that paragraph

[jagged peak]

im not using it for that specific purpose. im just saying it can do that too while also being good at other stuff

[primal haven]

Let me explain everything before I go real quick

You use an akula for some easy kills on an unsuspecting victim. But with hunter you can’t do that, and if you are using a hunter for other things than there is already jets that do it better than the hunter in the first place.

Thats what sets the akula in a different league than the hunter

[lethal birch]

is the akula the perfect "1-0 lzzz" machine

[primal haven]

Yes

[jagged peak]

you can get easy kills on someone who knows you are there. they cannot do alot about it thats why the hunter is good

jets do some stuff better and some stuff worse.

[primal haven]

They could just teleport

[jagged peak]

thats their loss

[primal haven]

If I’m using an akula I’m trying to kill a known player in the community or a really good player

[jagged peak]

forcing someone to teleport.

is pretty massive

[primal haven]

And again the lazer does that better than the hunter

[jagged peak]

the lazer can you know... miss

[primal haven]

Teleporting isn’t massive at all

That just means you dodged a death

Tbh I don’t see good lazer pilots missing many strafes

[jagged peak]

lazer is definitely not better at spawncamping then the hunter is simply because hunter is a helicopter and lazer is a jet

[primal haven]

Hunter can miss too, without his gunner ofc.

[jagged peak]

lazer's armor is also shit

[primal haven]

That’s why you fly above people

[jagged peak]

bst marksman 1 clip. if you go under a bridge lazer is fucked

[lethal birch]

wait really

[jagged peak]

yeah try it

[lethal birch]

i can counter a lazer with a marksman clip using bst

nice

[primal haven]

He couldn’t shoot me because I was below him. Same thing would have happened if I was above him

[jagged peak]

yeah,ik what 90 degree diving is

[primal haven]

Ok but in what case is a bridge just gonna be there

Teleporting bridges

[jagged peak]

in the city

[primal haven]

What if they were stuck at the beach or airport?

[jagged peak]

any cover works not just bridges

[primal haven]

Houses don’t

You can still hit the sides

[jagged peak]

well if they are at a beach or airport both can do the same thing but hunter has waay less room for error and better armor

[primal haven]

Also the hunter can be defeated with a bst marksman clip too

Just hide under a bridge

They don’t have a gunner so it’s an F

[jagged peak]

its 3 explosions vs 1.

[primal haven]

2

[jagged peak]

1 explosion and lazer is disabled

hunter can take 2 and fly for a minute

[primal haven]

2 explosions and hunter is in a wheelchair

Or even the propeller breaks

Sniping people out of a hunter is easy af too

[jagged peak]

if you get hit from above it does

if you have the time to zoom in that is

[primal haven]

Why zoom?

[jagged peak]

noscoping in gta fuckin succ

[primal haven]

You can still aim zoomed out

What?

[fervent sleet]

Rahh u have to zoom in

[primal haven]

It takes like .3 seconds to aim down the scope

Maybe .7 if we pushing it

[jagged peak]

and it takes more to actually move your mouse on target.

[fervent sleet]

Rah just zoom in its not that deep 🥶

😂 😂 😂

[jagged peak]

by the time you zoom and aim at ur target you are probably dead

[primal haven]

Y?

[jagged peak]

also you gotta take out the sniper

[primal haven]

The helicopter still has to aim

Same as you

It’s not the flash

[fervent sleet]

RAHHH JUST ZOOM IN SHUT THE FUCK UP

ITS NOT THAT FUCKING DEEP JUST ZOOM IN BRO

[proper grove]

chill out

[fervent sleet]

THEY ALL JUST KEEP GOING ON ABOUT ZOOMING IN AND TIHS

Times

[jagged peak]

yeah but the problem is is its easier to aim at a stationary target then it is at a helicopter that is moving pretty fast

[fervent sleet]

Just zoon in bro...

[primal haven]

That’s not how you fly a heli when aiming at a ground target

That’s how you fly a jet

[fervent sleet]

YOU DO IN A HUNTER OR WHATEVER

[primal haven]

@fervent sleet bro stop

[jagged peak]

pretty fast as in "faster then sprint speed"

attention syndrome. give him a minute and he'll get tired

[primal haven]

I think stopping would be beneficial tbh

[jagged peak]

true

[primal haven]

It would be a illness to continue longer than this

[jagged peak]

this is going on for too long

[primal haven]

Yes I’m gonna go talk to some dudes

[jagged peak]

both vehicles akula and hunter are good in their own way so it doesn't matter in the end

[steady sonnet]

😳

[chilly galleon]

Rubbing cheese sauce on my monkey... yum

[civic leaf]

current weather is NOT good for flying...

[tall pivot]

yeah its pretty annoying how it messes up flight

[sly maple]

So you can invite yourself to your own apartment?

[lethal birch]

lmao rip

[lethal birch]

yis :D

[stark belfry]

Yur

[lethal birch]

indeed

[sly maple]

Bugged session, try switch session or restart game

[civic leaf]

i would try to shoot the guy

[lethal birch]

she looks lowkey cute showing her face while having armor and military stuff

[sly maple]

Oh i didnt know u can use that vest on white combat

[lethal birch]

You can use plate carriers on service shirts since the new DLC

But the pouches are modded

[lethal birch]

lmao yeah i did

wait why is my character's skin so fucked up

Is this normal and i've never notice it before?

[prisma spoke]

very odd manchez which is also a personal vehicle

[lethal birch]

Is it yours

[prisma spoke]

y e s it is

[lethal birch]

[prisma spoke]

[lethal birch]

I honestly love my new character design

[prisma spoke]

I like my very scuffed outfit

[lethal birch]

[primal haven]

Stop @lethal birch

It’s just you shooting people y

[remote laurel]

that's insane aim

[lethal birch]

:/ its just Five M @primal haven

[primal haven]

On m & k I thought it was easier

[lethal birch]

@primal haven none of your business

[primal haven]

What?

Yeah but this would have been pretty cool to see

I just expected really cool clips

You know

That should actually be recorded

[lethal birch]

woooow sooooo cooool .... kill some one with some laser jet .... such wooow ..

[primal haven]

Yup

Got any clips of you shooting a mk2 off with a jet?

No?

[lethal birch]

if u want to be cool show ur aim not ur jet

[primal haven]

I literally had my aim

[lethal birch]

u have Xbox bro ... also aim assist

[severe garnet]

Aim assist with a sniper

[lethal birch]

thats clearly not aim assisted

[lethal birch]

ye sure y not

[primal haven]

@severe garnet gta doesn’t allow aim assist

Oh wait my bad

@lethal birch gta doesn’t allow aim assist

[lethal birch]

In Xbox and Ps .. every game has aim assist

[primal haven]

No

[lethal birch]

snipers dont have aim assist

[primal haven]

Btw Xbox had way harder aim

[lethal birch]

I had console before i buy PC

[primal haven]

Yeah it was much harder

[lethal birch]

and rpg doesnt have aim assist either :P

[primal haven]

Can’t aim at every angle

[lethal birch]

i know console has aim assist

bruh

[primal haven]

On gta?

What

I’m confused bro

Check this out tho

[lethal birch]

noice

Boring

@primal haven Mr jet god, how do i git gud

really boring

Btw enjoy ur Fake aim .... bye bye

[primal haven]

Love you @lethal birch

[hoary rune]

lol this guy

[lethal birch]

xD

[sharp leaf]

@lethal birch is there a way to put the utility vest over any clothes

[lethal birch]

1. get outfit editor

[sharp leaf]

Oh

Like a mod?

[primal haven]

I think so

[lethal birch]

It is a mod

[primal haven]

I don’t think rockstar wants someone to own it

[sharp leaf]

Oh

[lethal birch]

And it [REDACTED]

[primal haven]

Scp \’&@ is a keter class

[sharp leaf]

It’s so hard to make an outfit in gta

With the limited options

[lethal birch]

I got some tips

[sharp leaf]

Say less

[primal haven]

Epsilon 11

[lethal birch]

here

[primal haven]

That red molotok in front was caught lackin tho

Fell asleep

[robust cipher]

It was his second practice lol, we gave him appropriate levels of shit for it tho

[sharp leaf]

@lethal birch ty x

[primal haven]

Is that a

Hug?

Cute

[lethal birch]

Monochrome

[primal haven]

True

[lethal birch]

why dont females wear suits more often irl

[primal haven]

Uh

They don’t have a business meeting

And

They are not helltaker characters

Sadly

[lethal birch]

Ok fair but

Even in a formal way they are rare

[primal haven]

Yeah I think they were meant more for men

You can kind of see how it makes the shoulders a little more broad

To look more serious and manly

And females don’t really need to look more manly

[lethal birch]

Sounds right

friendly reminder that bikinis have better camo textures than actual military clothing

[keen python]

bug has been spotted

[dusk robin]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Rh_Cbqy5jg

another guide

[carmine jasper]

Perfect

[primal haven]

@lethal birch all I could see was skin

There is no bikini

[lethal birch]

Yeah Rockstar should fix its textures

This was so rushed a bikini is invisible ffs

[primal haven]

Yes

And female has hole where bikini should be

Must hurt

Having

A massive hole in your chest

[lethal birch]

cursed

[severe garnet]

[primal haven]

Hot

[carmine jasper]

I love this game...

[lethal birch]

The airplane has godmode before you enter it

[carmine jasper]

I thought that was the case but last time all it took was 3 homing missiles and it blew up

[misty moss]

Finally got a penthouse and i fully maxed it out

[lethal birch]

h o r n y

[carmine jasper]

Pink ski mask

[misty moss]

You know it

[carmine jasper]

I wish I didn’t

[misty moss]

Pink is not a color, its a lifestyle

[lethal birch]

"Pink is not a color, its a lifestyle"
--Every egirl ever

[primal haven]

Extra aim

[misty moss]

Why can i not send the word tattoo

Wait what

[primal haven]

Tattoo

[misty moss]

Oh its not letting me send my image

I was gonna send the stripper tattoo i have on my characters leg

Further proves h o r n y

The one you get from 25 lap dances

[primal haven]

[misty moss]

Cayo perico let me get this tho so im happy

[vagrant pawn]

[misty moss]

Did this yesterday and i wish i had gotten a better primary target

[wooden garnet]

Nice

[misty moss]

Love the christmas decorations everywhere so much

Wish you could keep them

[lethal birch]

You perfectly fit the egirl stereotype

[obsidian umbra]

no decorations round the sub tho

[misty moss]

I would say that but im a guy

[lethal birch]

Pavel is an atheist

/s

[misty moss]

I just make every character a girl

[primal haven]

Who cares bro it’s Christmas

Free shit

Let’s gooo

[misty moss]

God i love cayo pericos payouts

I really hope they dont nerf them but they probably will

[lethal birch]

Not really a R thing

[misty moss]

I have this image from my friend when he came into my garage

Fear

[lethal birch]

the spy from tf2

[misty moss]

Ye

[lethal birch]

Tell him Spy wears a darker balaclava lmao

[misty moss]

He has a gordon freeman in a scientist outfit thing saved as well

[drifting tusk]

I keep expecting the scout to just pop somewhere now looking at it.

[misty moss]

Pavel is god

[zealous sparrow]

peter griffin someone

[misty moss]

Weed

[carmine jasper]

Use #ps4｜other-lfg please

[primal haven]

@zealous sparrow lmao I love that show

[keen python]

I feel bad for dave getting locked in A cage

[zealous sparrow]

Ahahsg 5.88

Its an job

in gta

afk one

[quiet merlin]

after getting kicked from a cayo perico heist, I couldn't do shit

[keen python]

Dang that sucks

[wooden garnet]

@lethal birch me getting 1.5mil take easy everytime without Pink Diamond

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/787708248446730291/791181793940209704/Grand_Theft_Auto_V_23-12-2020_11_20_41.png
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/769665063949828097/790996999129661500/Grand_Theft_Auto_V_22-12-2020_22_47_09.png
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/769665063949828097/790326695973748806/Grand_Theft_Auto_V_21-12-2020_00_40_31.png

[lethal birch]

@wooden garnet you rekt me

[wooden garnet]

Are your bags ever full?

[lethal birch]

im not leaving without a full bag man

[severe garnet]

[wooden garnet]

'cause I swear you cannot get less than 350k with a full bag

Congrats on Elite

[severe garnet]

Ty

This is the maximum I can get with tequila

[wooden garnet]

Same amount for me

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/769665063949828097/790326691951149056/Grand_Theft_Auto_V_21-12-2020_02_07_19.png

40k difference, no big deal

[severe garnet]

I never got double cocaine in my last 4 runs

[wooden garnet]

I got double art in my 7min run

[severe garnet]

I didn’t get double art

[wooden garnet]

Reason I'm disappointed I didn't get sub 6min on it

[severe garnet]

ever

[wooden garnet]

one time I got that

just once

[severe garnet]

I only got a single painting

Once

[wooden garnet]

Anytime else I get double art in Rubio's office

I'm speedrunning that shit

Sub 6 or nothing

[severe garnet]

So when does the elite challenge timer start?

When you enter the compound?

[wooden garnet]

Soon as your vehicle cutscene ends

Like, the cutscene where your vehicle is showcased

[severe garnet]

Ah

[wooden garnet]

That's why Halo Jump is bad for Elite

So is Stealth Annihilator

AI flies slow

[lethal birch]

I always get double cash on main dock

[severe garnet]

I’ll try the longfin

I never tried that

[wooden garnet]

I scope Airstrip, usually one coke there

I do Longfin and go to Drain Tunnel with it

5s faster than Kosatka

But goddamn it's annoying driving that thing

No rudders on it

[severe garnet]

My current heist has the longfin

[wooden garnet]

Nice

[severe garnet]

I’ll see if it’s faster to use that than the kosatka

[wooden garnet]

It is, but not by much

Only for speedrunners

[severe garnet]

I also do the heist at night time

[wooden garnet]

I do it nighttime too

Unless I do Drain Pipe speedrun

Then nighttime gets annoying

[severe garnet]

The only thing I hate about nighttime is the damn bushes that aren’t visible that much

[wooden garnet]

True

NerfBushesPls

[severe garnet]

I’ll try to get the secondary loot first then go to the compound

[lethal birch]

I never tried longfin, should you own it to be able to use at heist?

[wooden garnet]

Go for Vil's escape strat then

Super helpful

[wooden garnet]

No you don't need to own it

[lethal birch]

i always escape with the patrol boat

[wooden garnet]

Patrol Boat? Hmm, never tried that

I need to do Stealth Annihilator and Halo Jump sometime

[severe garnet]

The only approach vehicles I tried are the kosatka, alkonost and heli

[wooden garnet]

But they're not worth it for solo heisting

I need duo RnG for that

Good gold spawns and crap secondary loot

[severe garnet]

I remember one time I got cash

Thrice

[wooden garnet]

oof

Pro Tip

You can spam Space when the Send To Pavel option comes up

That registers both tables of loot in one pic

Instead of taking two pics for both individual racks

[severe garnet]

I do it so that both tables are visible in one pic

[wooden garnet]

Doesn't work first time you take pic because that time you have to scroll to the Pavel contact

[severe garnet]

I know

[sly maple]

When you

[wooden garnet]

Works from second time

[keen python]

Darn i almost got 500k on my secondary

[severe garnet]

Everyone getting sub 9 except me

[sly maple]

lmao

[wooden yoke]

Im back

[hoary comet]

having r/ in your name

[obsidian lodge]

:)

[quiet merlin]

how

[wooden garnet]

skil

[idle sequoia]

FINALLY

[lethal birch]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXZtVoQ0gqs

[carmine jasper]

Congrats

[severe garnet]

Pog

[whole crown]

i think u need to do a specific mission to get the car?

@severe garnet which mission was it ?

[severe garnet]

English Dave missions

[whole crown]

aah

thnx

[noble plinth]

even in death he protects the laptop

[hearty trout]

He left some very sensitive tabs open

[noble plinth]

i saw the word 'midget' before he jumped ontop of it 👀

[carmine jasper]

It’s funny that actually happened to me once

He got a couple shotgun rounds as a reword for his efforts

[noble plinth]

hahahha this has happened to me before

its tragic

theres nothing that can be done

WHAT

i tried that and died spazzing out on the tower

suck my ass

lol

[floral otter]

GTA Christmas celeb with mates

[humble hemlock]

is this guy short like this on irl too ?

dancing with English dave after i did his mission and saved him from el rubio

[rich crypt]

how does she look?

[pure finch]

French

[rich crypt]

ahhh

i was aiming for Japanese/Korean style 😄

damn it xD

[lethal birch]

The eyes are to wide

[hot root]

And You gotta set the driving stats to zero.

[quiet merlin]

sick limo spawn rockstar

[lethal birch]

[misty moss]

you are unbelievably lucky

i have only gotten one of daves missions so far and i can never get the other 2

i've gotten this dumb pizza delivery one twice

[grand iris]

Idk why I’m Orange

[lethal birch]

mhm happens with me too sometimes

but you arent orange for other people

[golden prairie]

@grand iris it's a bug after you leave a job that has multiple teams

happens sometimes

[lethal birch]

rate my rape suit

[fervent sleet]

Add one of the arena bird masks on that shit

[obsidian umbra]

looks cute

[fervent sleet]

Not scary enoigh

Needs to be more demented

[gloomy bane]

ur really in that christmas spirit

[lethal birch]

bet

Can you guys rate my christmas suit?

how many people have u raped in it

huh

[carmine jasper]

Bruh what

[gloomy bane]

its not a rape outfit

im pretty sure

[hoary comet]

must be some Xbox thing

[carmine jasper]

I love when the weather is rainy in the finale...

[lethal birch]

lmao

[gloomy bane]

u can get rain in the finale??

or is it mods

[lethal birch]

yis

[carmine jasper]

Apparently I get it a lot

[lethal birch]

you can

[carmine jasper]

Nope

Not mods

[gloomy bane]

wow i never got rain

[carmine jasper]

It’s really nice

[gloomy bane]

what if u get snow by accident

[carmine jasper]

I don’t think that can happen

[gloomy bane]

rainy heist

[severe garnet]

Pog

[lethal birch]

Pog

[carmine jasper]

Pog

[quartz trellis]

Just got banned for modding

😎

[gloomy bane]

nice

[quartz trellis]

Thanks rockstar for banning me so I can have fun on a game and bit have to spend hundreds of hours in order to do so

So yeah thanks rockstar

👍

[rough skiff]

oh shit its you

[grand iris]

Do I know you?

[grand iris]

Are you the dash person?

[rough skiff]

you tried witch-hunting for modders

yeah

[grand iris]

Was that you who was greifing

[rough skiff]

nope

dolphin was modding, there was another - guy, Arfisk or something was also modding, etc.

i dont have a clue who was

[gloomy bane]

imagine modding cuz u cant make money

[grand iris]

Really? I didn’t thik he was modding. There was this other guy I called out who was actually modding because he gave himself a money drop and his car was invincible

[remote laurel]

YO

ima try a bug that i saw in my yt home page

you get the ceo buzzard in the tug and drive to the end of the map

then start the cayo perico scope mission

when you get in there the boat will spawn with the heli

it wroked for me in the first time but then both boat and buzzard exploded

[lethal birch]

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ZDPJnZ8Ysxk/maxresdefault.jpg

Merry Christmas Eve lol

[dusky timber]

nice denial bro u totally didn't deserve getting banned for breaking the user agreement what a shame

[quartz trellis]

Yeah ik it was a joke

Just got a lil carried away

[noble plinth]

didnt T2 try to ban singleplayer modding too

[severe garnet]

Yes

And got major backlash

[sly maple]

man got powerful hand that can slide

the hand would die already without gloves from top to bottom

[lethal birch]

damn the new assistant model looks really good

[static flare]

Yo she kinda hot tho

[mortal ravine]

i'd put my balls on that tree

[fervent sleet]

Dafooq

[elfin arrow]

fucking hate this game

[proper grove]

Yeah it's not showing up for me most of the time either

I ran straight into a cam by accident cuz of it

[unreal aspen]

it's basically dch take but you can do it solo

[storm mica]

dont know uhh... if this is helpful for any of u but still cool to check them out ighttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ax-g2i_VKCM&ab_channel=GTASeriesVideos

[hollow notch]

Lol

[lethal birch]

Hacker

[coarse wadi]

pog

[storm mica]

[lethal birch]

Nice

[coarse wadi]

the heist was so hard because it was raining and i was getting flashbanged every 5 minutes

g o o d g a m e

[lethal birch]

Dude ur lucky I wish I got rain

[coarse wadi]

i got it like 5 times and yeah its cool the first time

but the 4 other times its annoying lmao

[lethal birch]

Then do it day time

[coarse wadi]

well the first time i got it to rain was in daytime soo

[halcyon drum]

I.... I just killed him

[coarse wadi]

how could you

[halcyon drum]

Imagine killing a guard in the scope out lmao

[proper grove]

NOOOOO

[lethal birch]

F

[coarse wadi]

hmmm

new emoji?

[hidden imp]

i love the new rarri

every corner goes braaaapstututu weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[unreal aspen]

clean

[severe garnet]

the opposite of clean

[vernal summit]

😐😐😐😐😐😐

[unreal aspen]

can't tell you how many times i've hit a pole in the sparrow and flipped

[severe garnet]

I can’t tell you how many time I’ve dropped the sparrow in the water because of the lack of vision in the snow

[noble plinth]

get gud at piloting sparrows then smh

[unreal aspen]

i've also hit the side of my submarine way too many times from lack of visibility

[noble plinth]

do you not watch the map as you approach places

[unreal aspen]

im not staring at the map because im trying to not go into the water

[noble plinth]

you dont have to stare at the map to know when you're approaching something

i just kinda flicker my eyes over once in a while lol

use yachts and shit as guidance as to how high you are is well if you need it that bad

yachts are everywhere and they are brightly coloured

or if it gets that bad just fire a missile or two and see how long it takes to hit the water

[weak helm]

Guyss, do you like mr bin car i have made? Looks similar?

[noble plinth]

mr bin

[severe garnet]

Could’ve used the issi classic

[weak helm]

the new free car looks more similar.. 😌

[severe garnet]

...

[unreal aspen]

the issi classic is literally a mini cooper

[weak helm]

but dont look as mr bin's car😘😋

[severe garnet]

[weak helm]

why there is no elite challenger casino and cayo perico heist role?

[severe garnet]

Because they’re too easy to obtain

For the apartment heists you need to get the elite challenge for all 5 heists

For doomsday you need to get it for all 3 acts

[weak helm]

ik

press on my pfp image 🤓

[lethal birch]

[weak helm]

but should be an achievement for getting elite in all 3 approaches at casino heist😐🤤

[coarse wadi]

owo what's this

[hidden imp]

your cage

get in

[storm mica]

Here-ish

[lethal birch]

[robust elbow]

Can you bring the toraedor to heists?

[lethal birch]

yis

[coarse wadi]

yos

[robust elbow]

fore thx

[lethal birch]

yw

idk either

lol

[coarse wadi]

lol

[brittle tundra]

@lethal birch

[lethal birch]

Huh?

[brittle tundra]

39.92% accurate

[lethal birch]

Mine is probably worse

Since I main widowmaker

[brittle tundra]

Ik

[lethal birch]

my accuracy is 69 :P

[brittle tundra]

[lethal birch]

21 on my main :c

[brittle tundra]

Aim assisted would bring up to like 80%

[lethal birch]

[sullen yarrow]

haha

[lethal birch]

oh it decreased to 67 :c

not 69 anymore :c

[sullen yarrow]

my accuracy is 49

[chilly tulip]

@lethal birch

[lethal birch]

K

[lethal birch]

WTF IS THIS

[lethal birch]

i cahnged the session but still same

[severe garnet]

Script kiddie

You need to restart game

[lethal birch]

dang it

so a hacker made this?

[severe garnet]

A script kiddie

Or a cheater

[lethal birch]

ima 99% sure its @lethal birch

he tried to sell me money drop

then i reported him

and now hes getting revenge

son of a ...

[lethal birch]

restart the game

[lethal birch]

?

[sonic raft]

What u think?

[lethal birch]

Im not even playing gta lol @lethal birch

[sonic raft]

😂

[halcyon drum]

Lol

[weak helm]

hi hi hi hi

[coarse wadi]

epic

[lethal birch]

[halcyon drum]

ARE U SERIOUS???????........

[halcyon drum]

I was gonna deliver it to my nightclub....

[lethal birch]

lmfao

[halcyon drum]

The game hates me lmao

[pliant ether]

Today's fashion game

[noble plinth]

That moment when the hood and tires of your car are on fire and as you step out of your car you are on fire

[weak helm]

I'm pretty sure you've killed all guards in the coumpound. Is no needed to kill all of them. I killed only 3 and I had the time 5:58

[coarse wadi]

@weak helm nah I just spent alot of time getting cocaine for maximum cut

alright?

[wispy flare]

dig bick

[brittle siren]

[coarse wadi]

that happened to me too! @brittle siren

I died while getting the safe code inside the penthouse

[brittle siren]

thank you rockstar very cool

[lethal birch]

[austere birch]

Welp

[lethal birch]

[austere birch]

yup

[golden harness]

Shitposting is only allowed in #memes-and-shitposting.
Shitposting is a failure to make a constructive post, posting memes, trolling, or other forms of degrading the chat quality.
This is up to the moderator's discretion. https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Shit Posting
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[light lotus]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVfNB-GF5l0

[lethal birch]

El rubio after getting robbed for 100th time https://youtu.be/JnHd7VS3Y7k?t=185

[vernal summit]

Who wants to volenteer to potentially be banned for a certain amount of time say aye

[humble hemlock]

oh hell yeah saved English dave and got his car worth it and fun

[robust elbow]

What taste better green tea or black tea

[lethal birch]

Tea is disgusting

[robust elbow]

Its alright if u add sugar

I mostly need one rn cuz I been coughing

But dunno which to choose

And before u say, no it is not corona

[neon cape]

Green tea

Either way put honey and lemon in it if you have it

Helps

[robust elbow]

Alright thanks a lot

[agile wedge]

Uhmm

[robust elbow]

Nice

Free cars

Lol

[thorny plover]

Yup

Lol

None of them are free but yup lmao

I had to buy them

It was like $25

[robust elbow]

dughy is free and the one with #1 logo

[lethal birch]

The banshee is

The Omnis is

The Buggy is

[robust elbow]

But im just messing around tho its nice fr

[lethal birch]

The coquette is

[thorny plover]

Ty

[lethal birch]

The Enus too

[robust elbow]

Lol

[thorny plover]

@robust elbow

[robust elbow]

Ye np

[thorny plover]

Wanna play sometime?

[robust elbow]

Erm

[thorny plover]

?

[robust elbow]

Yeah sure but I haven't played in a while

[thorny plover]

Ok

Add me on discord

[robust elbow]

Alright

My psn is SaladRae

[thorny plover]

Ok

[robust elbow]

Hit me up so ik its u

[thorny plover]

I have 3.7M I’m tryna get a oppressor lol

I need abt 50k or 60k more

[robust elbow]

Nice yeah the oppressor helps in grinding

U got the nightclub and terrorbyte?

[thorny plover]

No

My friends do

But I have a club house and a bunker

[robust elbow]

Need the terrorbyte to get missle for the oppressor

[thorny plover]

And arcade

You do?

[robust elbow]

And need the nightclub to store the terrorbyte

Yessir

Doesn't come with missles

[thorny plover]

How much is it

[robust elbow]

A lot lol

[thorny plover]

I’ll watch yt to see how lol

[robust elbow]

But its worth it u can use it to do missions

Alright

[thorny plover]

Yup

[robust elbow]

But u can still have the opreesor the tho but u just can't customize it without the terrorbyte

Also if u have the terrorbyte u can get the trade price on the oppressor

[thorny plover]

The oppressor trade price is so hard

I don’t know how to do the mission

[robust elbow]

not really

[thorny plover]

I could do it

But I just do know where it is

To do it

[robust elbow]

U could even do it in an invite only session

[thorny plover]

How do you do it tho

[robust elbow]

U might need a friend for like 2 missions tho

[thorny plover]

Ok

[robust elbow]

U not ready for it yet lol

[thorny plover]

Lmao

I have the invisible ankles

On my player

I should’ve made my player a girl tho

[robust elbow]

Nice the glitched pants?

[thorny plover]

The girl players are goated

And yup

You have to do a mission

It’s called Truck off

[robust elbow]

I wanted to get the black joggers but because I already bought it I couldn't glitch it 😭

But I got like the tan version tho

[thorny plover]

Oh I got purple lol

[robust elbow]

noice

How'd u get it?

[thorny plover]

I don’t remember

It was last year lol

[robust elbow]

Dang alright

[thorny plover]

Are you going to be on today

[robust elbow]

No, I might be on tomorrow or Saturday

Not sure tho ill let u know

Make sure to message me on ps4 so ik its u

[merry lava]

[lethal birch]

Bruh, look at this shit.

[pastel mantle]

Ah console players standard convo

[lethal birch]

Ahh yes,

[merry lava]

[pastel mantle]

Interaction 101

[lethal birch]

The best of both communities.

But hey, pc is shit, but console is just shit talking.

[merry lava]

"I have a pussy and I still have Biggers balls than u"

[pastel mantle]

Partly your fault I’d say tho..

[lethal birch]

You w h a t

PC>Console

No paying for insurance, no bad sport, keyboard and mouse

[lethal birch]

I'd agree, I've been having a pretty shit time prior to that.

[pastel mantle]

Yeah obv pc is masterrace

[merry lava]

Pc would be better if it wasn't cause of modders imo

[lethal birch]

Excuse me?

What?

And modding is both a con and a pro because you can safely get 2.5M in a minute

On pc you don't need insurance?

Its always free

[pastel mantle]

[lethal birch]

Unless you destroy it yourself

[lethal birch]

At the price of a moder blowing up a whole session.

[lethal birch]

My god.

Oh wait,

Yeah

Its still rare to see in my experience

[pastel mantle]

Let’s continue this in #gta-online

[lethal birch]

That's the same in console I think.

In console if you blow up someone else's car you pay for it

Not in PC though

Neither you get bad sports for it

[coarse wadi]

literally the best solo money maker

epic!

[lethal birch]

tequila

[steep osprey]

Never knew these still existed online

[verbal kettle]

modders like fighing other modders and constantly try to crash and kick each other

[pastel mantle]

@steep osprey the vehicle you’re driving?

[steep osprey]

Yeah

[lethal birch]

[lethal birch]

Is it like super hero battles?

Or is it just painfully boring, like watching tow players stab with knives while being in the same ceo.

Painfully boring

Mostly because they just stand still while trying their 5 kick options of their mod menu

[unreal aspen]

script kiddies and 4 times the price

[lethal birch]

As I said, you can also safely get 2.5M in a minute

[unreal aspen]

but... you can also get ddosed and your game crashed in a minute

[lethal birch]

Thats fairly rare in my experience

So it kinds of cancels each other out

[verbal kettle]

i suppose if you consider attaching stuff to each other and explosins and what not that then sure

[verbal kettle]

more like 5 secons

[unreal aspen]

@lethal birch but you still haven't said anything about pcs being 4 times the price of consoles

[lethal birch]

get into the bunker
buy supplies
remove supply delivery time
trigger production
sell 7k guns
inflate the price to 2.5M
sell instantly
You take around a min tbf

[lethal birch]

Christmas map is best

[tired sundial]

ikr

[lethal birch]

PCs can do a lot more stuff than consoles soooo

[unreal aspen]

i have a laptop and console yet both combined is cheaper than a nice pc

[lethal birch]

Seeing the christmas map makes me want an update that takes place in north yankton.

Can you watch porn with your console?

[verbal kettle]

thought you were talking about with mods it just loops 2.5 mill every 2 seconds

[lethal birch]

Where it's extremely difficult to traverse but rewarding to explore because of how much the fog hides.

[tired sundial]

yes, actually

[lethal birch]

Thats not entirely safe though

[unreal aspen]

there is a web browser (edge) on the xbox one

[lethal birch]

microsoft edge

[tired sundial]

we have chrome on ps4 xD

[storm mica]

[lethal birch]

Microsoft edged your mom.

[tired sundial]

sorta

[lethal birch]

[tired sundial]

tf

[lethal birch]

You heard me.

Why the fuck does microsoft edge still exist?

Didn't they say they were shutting down that shit?

Why is it still a thing on console?

Because console sucks /s

[robust elbow]

Ye pc master race

I should know I've been on both

U don't to pay fucking monthly just to be online and u get mad more benefits 😤

[lethal birch]

Also 30 FPS

[robust elbow]

Can't even communicate in some games

[lethal birch]

Oh yeah no keyboard

[robust elbow]

Keyboard is eh

Ik some games that controller is better for

[lethal birch]

And all of that because "no script kiddie blowing me up every 5 seconds hurr durr"

[robust elbow]

But keyboard wins most of the time

Oh yeah one thing console is better at tho

No fucking exploiters and hackers

That shit be ruining everything on pc

[lethal birch]

On PC most modders do it on private or at least arent too open about it

Then there's the 10% that goes on godmode and kills everyone, most of the time getting banned

And the other 10% which drops money

[robust elbow]

True

But im talking about pc gaming in general

Not just gta

[lethal birch]

Most multiplayer games have a decent anticheat

[robust elbow]

They still find a way

And if the game doesn't have decent blocks the hackers take over the whole game

[lethal birch]

There is hackers on console too

All platforms have hackers

Its more common on PC

Its mostly the ones that ddos you or boot you offline

Ive played it once not fun at all on pc

Xb1 and ps4 its fun with friends

But public lobbies are chaotic

So many Arsen Y,ILLX,& other tryhard crew fanboys

Thats why i stick to friends only or invite only lobbies

True, since consoles are more accesible then you will also have more assholes

[lethal birch]

Its mostly the ones that watch Arsen Y and the other GTA Online tryhard youtubers

I could careless. They think gta online is a esports thing

If they have a high kd why cant they play cod or battlefield

[chilly copper]

Ps4 is better then pc

[lethal birch]

Yes ik theyre everywhere

[lethal birch]

I play on both. Id say PC for graphics. Console for gameplay

No offense if tryhards werent a thing in gta we would've had fun

Nah

Its just the tools they gave

They should remove bst and kd ratio. KD ratio belongs in cod imo

Suicides not counting against your enemy's score, ghost org, BST, kd counting if you kill noobs and afk people

[robust elbow]

Never ran into hacker on console in my life

[lethal birch]

Yeah its so dumb on gta. While on cod once u suicide ur kd gets affected

[robust elbow]

And I've been on console for like a while

[lethal birch]

I ran into one

[robust elbow]

But like at least once every week id run into a hacker on pc

[robust elbow]

What were they doing?

[hoary rune]

rockstar can implement suicide affects kd while in pvp without too much trouble i think

[lethal birch]

Rockstar can fix pvp completly without too much trouble

[lethal birch]

Grabbing ips, booting players off, getting ur info

[robust elbow]

dang

[lethal birch]

Except the HUUUGE backlash from the tryhard community

[hoary rune]

who care about them anyway

[lethal birch]

Tryhards are filled with hackers and booters

Its such a big problem that fixing it would ruin its community

[hoary rune]

if they care about kd so much they should be playing cod

[lethal birch]

Its not worth it from an economic poiny

[lethal birch]

Yeah fr

THEY DONT PLAY COD BECAUSE THEY SUCK

But they like gta bc once they suicide their kd isnt affected

[hoary rune]

i dont think tryhards would buy shark cards either

[lucid violet]

||https://youtu.be/dUs3Vm19QLo||
MAJOR SPOILER ALERT

[lethal birch]

Most tryhards are kids having to relie on an illusion of skill

[hoary rune]

they would just mod the money

[robust elbow]

Facts same with R6 its not a KD based game

[lethal birch]

While on cod if they suicide their kd drops

should just remove kd completely tbh

But nope theyre busy on fixing money glitches. And they dont care about the ones that hack,boot players off and use godmode

[lucid violet]

They should remove the oppressor

[lethal birch]

However they DO fight against mods

[robust elbow]

Nah its good for grinding

[lethal birch]

Could be better? Yes

[lethal birch]

Not when the toxic tryhards are using it tho

[robust elbow]

Its just the griefers are annoying

[hoary rune]

it's not that easy to implement anti cheat when your game has p2p connection

[lethal birch]

The mk2 is good for everything and can be easily exploitable

[chilly copper]

When i get kicked from a job my game glitches

[hoary rune]

no server to verify resource request

[robust elbow]

We got the Toraedor now it counters oppressor hard

[chilly copper]

i still cant afford none

[lethal birch]

"Yeah he just got 2.5M from my 7k cargo without walking that seems about right"

[robust elbow]

I call it "The Tor"

Shits badass and crazy fun

[hoary rune]

whenever i come near an mk2 with the toreador they just boot me offline

[robust elbow]

💀

[hoary rune]

based china bots

[prisma spoke]

Griefers + abusive modders can eat shite

[robust elbow]

Pc problems

Sn lol

[prisma spoke]

At least we have a stable Frame rate and don't need money glitches

[lethal birch]

Console be like "20k and bad sport for defending yourself"

[lethal birch]

Dude theyre so annoying tbh

[hoary rune]

destroying weaponized vehicles shouldn't count as bad sport

[lethal birch]

bad sport shouldnt even exist

[robust elbow]

Not even sure what that is tbh .-.

[lethal birch]

Only for the toxic tryhards,modders and the ones that grab ur ip and boot u offline should belong there

[robust elbow]

I guess I'm just a good sport c;

[prisma spoke]

Only if every modder was a nice one

[robust elbow]

Only if modders committed no alive

The world would be a better place

[prisma spoke]

i feel offended

[robust elbow]

😭 I'm joking

[prisma spoke]

how could you do this to me

[robust elbow]

🔫 quiet child

[prisma spoke]

shhh I'll throw your ps4 out the window

[lethal birch]

he plays on pc too

[robust elbow]