gta-media

[remote laurel]

if you dont kill him in less than 5 seconds

[carmine jasper]

Don’t think so I have seen guards on the ground alert

[remote laurel]

like, if he stays in the ground

it will alert the guards

and

[lethal birch]

probably multiple guards see you or something

[remote laurel]

even if dead, if they shoot , they are going to alert the guards

[remote laurel]

it does

it has like a timer

[carmine jasper]

I have seen only one guard get alerted and the cone goes away for him and only when he is on the ground soon enough everyone else gets alerted

[remote laurel]

before it alerts

[carmine jasper]

Ik

[remote laurel]

that's why you can kill him with shotgun

in this case i always use the mk2

[carmine jasper]

I hate the shotgun because of the spread it can alert guards close to the one I’m trying to kill

[remote laurel]

first time i did it solo

took me 1 hour and 30 mins

[carmine jasper]

Yikes

[primal haven]

Rate the outfit from 1-10

I’ll make a new one if the scores are bad

[remote laurel]

2

[primal haven]

Lmao

I tried my worst

Festive stuff is bad

[remote laurel]

no its not

[carmine jasper]

3 I don’t like the shoes

[remote laurel]

but the helmet and the face thing doesnt match

[primal haven]

LOL

I just wanted a laughing emoji

[remote laurel]

face thing

[primal haven]

And a bullet proof helmet

[remote laurel]

well we arent the right ones to judge

[primal haven]

I atleast need the laughing emoji

Wait I got an idea

Brb

[remote laurel]

@lethal birch

[lethal birch]

I want to die

10/10

[carmine jasper]

Nothing matches

[primal haven]

@carmine jasper it’s perfect

[remote laurel]

i love when my gta just closes

and doesnt even get me the warning thing

[primal haven]

I need the laughing emoji for mocking people

[remote laurel]

does this still shows up when your gta crash?

[dry thicket]

sadly i only went 3k in but what is the chance this wouldve happend ?

[primal haven]

30 out of 1

[dry thicket]

2 evens

[primal haven]

So like a 3.2% chance

That doesn’t matter

[remote laurel]

what

[primal haven]

Quick maths

[dry thicket]

i'm a pro horse better B)

[remote laurel]

isnt it 1 out of 30

[dry thicket]

lmFAo

[primal haven]

Yeah

I’m rushing rn

[remote laurel]

1 de cada 30 cachorros

bruh

[primal haven]

I’m trying to make an outfit

[remote laurel]

i thought my english was bad

[dry thicket]

each time i see an evens i tend to ge 5k on the lowest chance try it

[primal haven]

I just want churros

[dry thicket]

it'll work out

[primal haven]

I already know

[lethal birch]

I swear if the RSX turns like shit I'll buy it

[remote laurel]

cordette 10 is for no reason one of the best cars to drive

[lethal birch]

That spoiler

[remote laurel]

corquette

[lethal birch]

Coquette

[remote laurel]

its not bad

[remote laurel]

i hate that name

always spell it wrong

[lethal birch]

Its not that hard lmao

[remote laurel]

corvete

[dry thicket]

croqeutte

[severe garnet]

[carmine jasper]

[remote laurel]

you can get 1,3mil out of it

[carmine jasper]

[lethal birch]

😳

[remote laurel]

bruh

[proper grove]

Nice raytracing

[dry thicket]

nice toaster u play on

[primal haven]

How about now

[proper grove]

It's not my graphics lol it's a reflection

[remote laurel]

i helped a friend to buy his submarine, turns out, he got pink diamond, 4 times, 2 times in a roll

[carmine jasper]

But that’s not even festive

[remote laurel]

untill now

i only got

1 pink diamond

[proper grove]

all reflections are shit quality like that

[lethal birch]

Make it pink and lime

[remote laurel]

i hate this game

[primal haven]

I gave up on that @carmine jasper

[carmine jasper]

[vagrant fulcrum]

@primal haven based outfit

[primal haven]

Idk what that means

Thanks tho

[lethal birch]

Pink top with green pants

And doomsday armor

[remote laurel]

i always find female characters better for outfits

[lethal birch]

And utility pants

[carmine jasper]

Not for pants

[remote laurel]

specially for pants

[lethal birch]

And a 4x red helmet

[remote laurel]

its so nice

[carmine jasper]

How

[remote laurel]

idk

[primal haven]

You having a stroke bro @lethal birch

[remote laurel]

camo pants

[primal haven]

You said pink pant

But utility pant

[remote laurel]

what

oh

[primal haven]

They all shit stain color

[lethal birch]

Wheres the snow :,(

[primal haven]

Double cheese

[lethal birch]

Only a spoonfull

[primal haven]

Sandwich

[lethal birch]

Ok ok imagine this

White utility pants
Pink t shirt
Doomsday armor
Red 4x helmet
Laughing emoji mask

[primal haven]

That sounds like an emoji outfit

That’s pretty cool

[lethal birch]

Actually dont use white

Since it actually looks good with the snow

[primal haven]

Tr

Uee

[remote laurel]

@lethal birch what do u think about these

google image btw

[primal haven]

The second one is a fucking Minecraft villager

[remote laurel]

lmao

[lethal birch]

"Just add some headwear to stealth rockstar outfits what could go wrong?"

Do I fit in the snow?

Cursed

[primal haven]

He having a stroke

Yes

[lethal birch]

I'm running but not moving somehow

[primal haven]

Yes

[lethal birch]

I also made this mistake

I should make a cropped version

Dont copy R outfits

It looks unoriginal because 50% of people do

[primal haven]

People use those?

[lethal birch]

If I had a coin for every pure black outfit with a stealth vest I wouldnt live in Argentina

[primal haven]

lXxNoobxXl was killed by Little Chxad

The game chat rn

Awesome

[remote laurel]

wannable tryhards outfits in a nutshell

ive never seen so many of these

[lethal birch]

This sucks

But its way better than average

[remote laurel]

kind of

[lethal birch]

Like, this doesnt burn my eyes

It slowly melts them

[remote laurel]

burn

[lethal birch]

I'm about speed up now

[primal haven]

This is as original as it is getting for my outfits

Not a single soul other than me has this I bet

10 dollars on it

[lethal birch]

How original

I'm gonna copy you

[primal haven]

F IUUU

I

[lethal birch]

I've seen about 3 on a freemode lobby

[primal haven]

S

[carmine jasper]

Wow so original

[primal haven]

It literally is

Like

[carmine jasper]

Sureeee

[primal haven]

No one else uses this

WHAT

THIS TOOK ME 2 WEEKS TO MAKE

TWEAKING

[lethal birch]

2 weeks bruh

Wait wait

Are you for real

[remote laurel]

this feels so original but overused at the same time

[primal haven]

Yes I spent that much time changing it

Rethinking it

Making it

Doing shit

[lethal birch]

This sucks

This took 10 minutes oaf!!

[remote laurel]

burn it

[primal haven]

Rebreather make me cry

I’m crying

[carmine jasper]

Bleach my eyes

[lethal birch]

Ik pretty awful they are

[carmine jasper]

Fucking nerd glasses WITH REBREATHER

[primal haven]

A fucking rat just drove up to me on a golf kart and looked at me then drove off

[carmine jasper]

I’m gonna tryhard you with my knowledge

[lethal birch]

Well I wear glasses like those irl so not turning back

[primal haven]

What a champion

[lethal birch]

Was it Stuart little on the kart?

[primal haven]

No

That’s just

[lethal birch]

1. parachutes as backpacks are cringe
2. no armor
3. Unconsistent theme
4. For the love of Dave's drugs, tell me you're not using ski goggles

[primal haven]

A fucking rat bro

[remote laurel]

the outfit had a spirit, someone went there and destroyed it

[primal haven]

Huh?

That’s thermal

[remote laurel]

with blue hair rebreather

and those ugly shoes

[remote laurel]

the pic

[lethal birch]

You can use thermal with goggles

[remote laurel]

.

[primal haven]

This is under it

[remote laurel]

thd fock

[lethal birch]

Oh god

[remote laurel]

how

[lethal birch]

The night vision goggles are in the glasses slot

[primal haven]

I use it so I can turn on thermal in jets

Too bad I don’t even use it

Waste of time

Can’t even see building with it on

[lethal birch]

This one is really old like 1 year old

[carmine jasper]

Rate my outfit

[lethal birch]

Remove the mask plz ok thanks

[primal haven]

Dodgy

Alt account

Bruh

[lethal birch]

Oh god this is ugly

[primal haven]

Might as well kill him

[carmine jasper]

Ik but I just don’t like not wearing a mask and there isn’t really one that goes with the outfit

What about this one?

[sly maple]

Trying to stick bomb me but bombed himself thanks to Rockstar's best Explosion mechanic

[lethal birch]

Ay its a penguin waddle waddle

[carmine jasper]

Club penguin outfit

[lethal birch]

Club penguin player: 'pass the blunt you fat orange fuck'

Wide michael

[carmine jasper]

He thick

[lethal birch]

Ok ok here's my objectivly correct and only guide on how to make a good outfit

1. Have a consistent theme and not mix it. For the love of god dont just make a black casual outfit and stick a doomsday vest with a combat helmet

2. Have a nice colour palette to look at, use few colours and dont make it eyesore (i.e shit like yellow or hot pink)

3. Dont use strong facepaint on most cases, you'll look like an average tryhard emo clown

4. Use clothing that fits, so dont stick stuff like a bikini with a 4x lens

5. For the love of god, if you're gonna do a modded outfit know that in most cases Rockstar doesnt make it available for a reason (Checkerboard textures, missing ankles)

6. If you want to give a good image of yourself, be original

[remote laurel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/784614756937367622/786266935096639508/Replay_2020.12.09-11.21_Trim.mp4

felt like aimbot

[lethal birch]

You know what facepaints look good on?

Metal artists

And clowns

Them

Yes

[primal haven]

4-0

[lethal birch]

If you honestly think this looks good

I will eat you

[carmine jasper]

Ew

[primal haven]

@lethal birch that’s the dudes outfit

[lethal birch]

Not surprised tbh

[primal haven]

Cutie

[lethal birch]

So yeah hopefully my guide helps

I mostly take inspiration from real life too

[carmine jasper]

My tryhard outfit it’s pretty basic because I’m not really a tryhard I just kill people when I’m bored and there isn’t anything new that I can mess around with

[lethal birch]

Can I see it

I think you changed the headwear

I went thicc mode

[remote laurel]

the heck

[carmine jasper]

[lethal birch]

How

[primal haven]

Lmao he left

He’s had enough for this lobby

[lethal birch]

@primal haven Doing god's work

[carmine jasper]

Believe or not I don’t wear a fucking doomsday vest or a fucking rebreather

[primal haven]

He was killing some random for like 30 minutes straight at the beach

[lethal birch]

p r o o f ?

[carmine jasper]

Yes one sec

[lethal birch]

I actually want to see what y'all unironically use

[carmine jasper]

I will warn you it’s basic as fuck

[lethal birch]

There's always room for improvement

[carmine jasper]

It’s original tho

[lethal birch]

What about this make you feel alive

[carmine jasper]

Old pic but I still use this @lethal birch

[remote laurel]

wide mical

[lethal birch]

Omg

[primal haven]

Man boob

[lethal birch]

You know what, im not even mad

[remote laurel]

wide monke

[carmine jasper]

Ok this is getting a little

[lethal birch]

This violates like half of my rules but its decent

[primal haven]

Never gonna paint my face with satans sin

Stay forever holy my friends

[lethal birch]

I also improved A LOT in outfits recently

[remote laurel]

@lethal birch whats ur best outfit

[lethal birch]

Compare this monstruosity

[remote laurel]

wide limar

[lethal birch]

Limar xD

To this

[primal haven]

Bro lil chad is getting cyber bullied

2 minutes later and another random starts farming him lmao

[lethal birch]

And my best outfit in my opinion is my KSSO one

His body looks like a pug

I am really proud of it

Very military

[remote laurel]

ok LOL

the thicc helmet

[lethal birch]

Thats an Altyn

[primal haven]

Best part about high KD is that randoms stay away for the most part

[remote laurel]

best part of high k.d is nothing

[lethal birch]

KD DOES matter, in 80% of the cases if you have a kd of 2 or more you're a pussy

[primal haven]

I literally just stated the best part

[restive tendon]

'''''''

[primal haven]

Damn guess it is true that you are what you are

😩

[wooden garnet]

[remote laurel]

i would like k.d for comparing it to tryhards

[lethal birch]

Yes i am unoriginal with poses

[remote laurel]

like wow you're really trash with your 1924u842363915 k.d ratio

[primal haven]

Wtf

[remote laurel]

most of the times they're modders or really good players

[primal haven]

That’s a nuclear launch code

[remote laurel]

shhhhhh

[lethal birch]

"really good players"

[remote laurel]

they are

you cant deny it

they're annoying

[primal haven]

The best pilots have high kd and people never notice that

[lethal birch]

I mean I've destroyed a fake kd player while protecting 2 innocent players

[remote laurel]

UversusPRO has 4.4kd and he's a anti tryhard

[lethal birch]

spamming bst
spamming rpg
spamming cuntsman
killing themselves after receiving 1 damage
using OTR

Yes, very good player

And he protects

[remote laurel]

that's the only time i have to say k.d matters

[lethal birch]

Monkey, unicorn, horse and a cat

[remote laurel]

because when you're an anti tryhard

and has fcking 4 kd

[primal haven]

Uversus isn’t THAT good

[lethal birch]

XD

[remote laurel]

yeah he's a god

[lethal birch]

Alright aku let's see you against him

[primal haven]

Motmus is a PlayStation player and he beat him on pc

Why me

[lethal birch]

Because you said he's trash

[primal haven]

I said he not THAT good

[remote laurel]

well UversusPRO already 1v1ed a aimbot tryhard

he won ig

i dont remember the video

[lethal birch]

Hmm I wonder if samurai jack could handle it hmmmmmm

[remote laurel]

there is also another duo of anti tryhards

but they're duo

so

[primal haven]

I feel like that aimbot tryhard was a bit brain dead tho tbh lmao

[remote laurel]

yes

[lethal birch]

He was

[remote laurel]

how you can have aimbot

and die

[primal haven]

The dude must not have known how to click left mouse

[lethal birch]

Theres also putther, nitrix, dempy, metpro

[remote laurel]

aimbot doesnt pass thru floor, does it?

[lethal birch]

It does sometimes

[primal haven]

Putther is good run and gun but that’s about it

[wooden garnet]

Not usually

[primal haven]

Nitrix is all around good outside of flying

[wooden garnet]

Aimbot is essentially teleporting your bullets to the opponent player head

[primal haven]

Dempy snipes too much

[wooden garnet]

In basic sense, at least

[primal haven]

And metpro is just metpro

[lethal birch]

Bullets are already teleporting because they are hitscab

[sleek delta]

Doe anyone know where to buy this?

[lethal birch]

I've gone against nitrix on a live stream when he was hanging around with his fans, he's pretty good at sniping at fair distance

[remote laurel]

isnt metpro a duo of antitryhards

[wooden garnet]

MetPro is a duo, yes.

[remote laurel]

he also player with versus

[lethal birch]

HAHAHAHA
you cant

2 frenchies

[sleek delta]

ooof lol

[primal haven]

Metal and protokille

[remote laurel]

yes

[lethal birch]

Perish

[wooden garnet]

Usually accompanied with Joie and UVersus as well

[lethal birch]

1. get a pc
2. get an outfit editor

Most of my outfits are modded anyways

[carmine jasper]

Why you gotta do them like that

[remote laurel]

man they were in a godam kart

[whole crown]

ooooof

[remote laurel]

why you kill them

[carmine jasper]

Ikr

Rude

[remote laurel]

yeah

[primal haven]

Bro

[remote laurel]

the mk2 is ok

but the godayum go kart

[lethal birch]

I show no mercy

[wooden garnet]

[primal haven]

Now I have to kiss you @lethal birch

[lethal birch]

Go kart actually is quite strong

[carmine jasper]

Mans was just chilling

[remote laurel]

its not lol

you think of that because you may think its fast

its not so fast

[lethal birch]

I've yet to meet an FL that can outsmart the boolet

It survived like 2 rockets and I die on it but it still intact

[primal haven]

My skull gains 200x the strength while in a go kart

[remote laurel]

bruh

what kind of rocket is that

[lethal birch]

Mk2

[carmine jasper]

Spiritually stronger

[lethal birch]

He killed me twice while I was on go kart and the kart still survived

[primal haven]

Hmm

[carmine jasper]

Tbf it takes 2 revolver mk 2 hits to destroy with normal rounds so it’s pretty strong

[lethal birch]

It was smoking after the 2nd rocket

[primal haven]

Convenient that a level 100 with 2.16 KD and no other games than gta is in my session rn

Bought account

[carmine jasper]

It’s a go kart cut the thing some slack

[lethal birch]

Lmao

And im a 171 and 0.87 kd lmao

Nothing personnel kid

[carmine jasper]

I have a 1,93 kdr because I was waiting for this new update and I was doing nothing but killing

[lethal birch]

Oof rebreathers

[carmine jasper]

Yikes

[primal haven]

Suspension confirmed

[lethal birch]

All I did was drive

Lil Darkie

People who use suits are either really cool or assholes, no inbetween

[remote laurel]

i love seeing low levels tryna grief players

[lethal birch]

Forgot to grind and lastly no money after buying a sub

[whole crown]

this ones kind of nice

[lethal birch]

Stromberg

[carmine jasper]

Lmao a buzzard

[primal haven]

He too smart for you to understand

[lethal birch]

No its not

[primal haven]

He was finna pull of the play of his life

But you cheated

By killing him ofc

[whole crown]

hmm

[lethal birch]

1. fucking rebreather that clips with the Altyn
2. A hue shirt that succs color like ur mom
3. Parachutes as backpack
4. Facepaint

How can people unironically dress like this

[carmine jasper]

I’m gonna make the most unoriginal tryhard outfit possible give me a sec

[lethal birch]

Thats their taste

[whole crown]

ooh thats a parachute

[lethal birch]

Ouch

[remote laurel]

yeah but low levels can kill you with a godam chernobog if not careful

[whole crown]

i thought it was a bulletproof vest

[lethal birch]

It breaks 4 of my rules

Speaking about Chernobog

I wish we had the ability to sell those chernobogs

[primal haven]

@lethal birch Xbox players can’t do half of those rules

We can’t just cheat bro

[remote laurel]

i brought it just because it looks nice

[lethal birch]

Just replace modded with glitched

[primal haven]

If we followed that guide our stuff would be so bland

[lethal birch]

Ok ok ill be fair and vanilla

Well I brought it because it was for a photography shoot of Russian military

Heheheh

First @primal haven what theme do you want to go for?

Poor guy

You can make a cowboy, a prostitute, an emo clown

They attempted to chase me on MK2s

[primal haven]

@lethal birch porn

[lethal birch]

Ah nvm

[remote laurel]

all i can kill are wannable tryhards and griefers, because they suck lol

[hoary rune]

chrome

[lethal birch]

I bodied them with the RC Bandito

[carmine jasper]

You’re motivating me to go be a asshole and kill people that’s trying to snow fight

[lethal birch]

Use a drone

Why those guys look like Rubio guards

[lethal birch]

You cant make porn

Huh

[primal haven]

Y

[remote laurel]

you can

kind of

[lethal birch]

Ok ok for real

What do you want to make but you're afraid of it being bland

[primal haven]

What about satan?

[remote laurel]

wdym

outfits

[primal haven]

I mean how about

[lethal birch]

That face looks so off lmao

[primal haven]

@lethal birch BRUH

He cross eyed

From far away

God rest his soul

[lethal birch]

Lmao

[primal haven]

Lmao ironic cuzz

He satan

Doe

[lethal birch]

Most people that want to make an outfit choose the first thing they see

[remote laurel]

i hate those kind of people

[primal haven]

Family guy?

[remote laurel]

who spam grenade launcher

[lethal birch]

F

[primal haven]

Slowly raises hand

[carmine jasper]

That’s pog

[remote laurel]

man

[primal haven]

Bro

You made me piss myself

Now I have to clean up

[lethal birch]

Today I got into a 20-23 because this guy had a red and white rsx with underglow

[lethal birch]

I used to put every car I had with underglow

[remote laurel]

piloting -100

[lethal birch]

Glad I stopped that

[carmine jasper]

Destroying cargo is the nicest thing you can do because it makes them fucking stop doing business and actually use there brain and do CPH or DCH

[lethal birch]

CPH is light work

This guy kills me 3 times on bst, when I came back I destroyed him without bst or armor

And solo

I never used neons in my rice stage because i didnt know how

[remote laurel]

i mean

if you grief low levels

you're a pussi

[lethal birch]

@lethal birch 1v1 scrub

[remote laurel]

but if you grief high levels who does cargo

you're doing a favor for them

[lethal birch]

He was a rank 422

[carmine jasper]

I’m gonna go kill people with snowballs that might have a grenade inside them

[lethal birch]

Noobs cant afford BST

[primal haven]

I’m gonna try to have a snowball fight

And not get shot

[lethal birch]

Snoeball fight yay

1000 dollars though

[chilly tulip]

Kill whoever you want. It’s GTA Online.

[remote laurel]

yeah that's a thing

but still annoying

[lethal birch]

Script Kiddies:

Professionals have standards

[remote laurel]

its like those mfs who uses AWP against new players in csgo

[primal haven]

Coming from the guy who orbs people all day and has infinite money that sounds biased

[lethal birch]

I kinda want to make a player scream on his mic from snowball hits

[lethal birch]

But CSGO is ranked

[remote laurel]

its not

[lethal birch]

Lmao

[remote laurel]

i mean by casual

[lethal birch]

Who plays casual CSGO

Me

[remote laurel]

well i play untill today

[lethal birch]

Well I haven't played in like a year

[remote laurel]

because comp is full of 1 shot mfs

who can see every moving cell in their monitor

[lethal birch]

The propellers look like testicles

[remote laurel]

and doesnt let a single pixel for you to walk

[lethal birch]

How do i git gud with sniper

[primal haven]

Loose job

Play gta

Practice

Until

The end of the world

[lethal birch]

Today I got outsniped and it hurted so much my pp decreased an inch

Sucks that glitch doesn't work with the Stromberg

[sly maple]

Why Dave want us to deliver pizza

[carmine jasper]

All you have to do is forget about life

[lethal birch]

Who cares? You'll get a VW Beetle

Asea?!

[remote laurel]

step 1- buy a sniper

[lethal birch]

[remote laurel]

step 2-unistall grand theft auto 5

[lethal birch]

Please note: You have to complete every Kleinemusic mission to get the GLORIOUS VW Beetle

Yeah and 8 hours cooldown irl

Between each mission

Not 8 hours

That's what I've seen from Twitter

Idk how much the beetle is gonna be

Oh wait i forgot i played gta 5 untill 4 AM and not midnight sorry

[remote laurel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598028519418757121/748941550725103636/why_did_you_left_the_plane_bro_now_its_going_down.mp4

[lethal birch]

Aircraft sex?

Green alien

[remote laurel]

maybe

[lethal birch]

I saw a green alien in a

I'm purple

[remote laurel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598028519418757121/750448361395585144/YouCut_20200901_171246851.mp4

bonk

[lethal birch]

Replace it with a fart

[remote laurel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598028519418757121/750933735074955284/Grand_Theft_Auto_V_2020-09-02_19-27-49_Trim.mp4

another bonk

[lethal birch]

Replace it with the tacobell bong

My thumbs are really sensitive on free aim ps4

[remote laurel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598028519418757121/750957408108412938/Grand_Theft_Auto_V_2020-09-02_19-32-26_Trim.mp4

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598028519418757121/751775373749911582/Grand_Theft_Auto_V_2020-09-05_08-32-38_Trim.mp4

YEET

[primal haven]

@lethal birch turn on right stick deadzone all the way

That might make it easier

[remote laurel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598028519418757121/751775688922628216/Grand_Theft_Auto_V_2020-09-05_08-55-50_Trim.mp4

[primal haven]

I’m gonna go nuke randoms with a ballistic missile now

[remote laurel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598028519418757121/758738401737703514/Grand_Theft_Auto_V_2020-09-06_22-47-10_Trim_Trim.mp4

i have to save those

they're gold

[lethal birch]

Complete robbery

[prisma spoke]

A quicky before christmas

[remote laurel]

its literally a PIXEL

[lethal birch]

I like that duffle bag but is there is closed model or only opened

When I get back on PC I wanna rock the closed version

[prisma spoke]

Closed just looks so much better in my opinion

[lethal birch]

This is the worst shade of gray

[remote laurel]

yep

[lethal birch]

Opened looks like a deflated balloon

[primal haven]

Not enough capital letters

[remote laurel]

traihardi outfit

[lethal birch]

Its not as light as snow but its still painful and out of place like most whites

Oh yeah I forgot about joggers

[remote laurel]

xXIlIlIlIlIlIlIlXx

[lethal birch]

The mask and the goggles clip

Can't wait to rock blue joggers

Another Parachute being used as a backpack

cringe

[remote laurel]

people use parachutes as a backpack

wtf

[lethal birch]

And the poor wasted gorka pants

[prisma spoke]

doesn't exist lol

[lethal birch]

What is that

[prisma spoke]

Opened black duffle

[lethal birch]

ew

Why do people want duffel bags so bad

[lethal birch]

I never understood why

[remote laurel]

haha die stromberg grief

best thing is the off radar in the submarine

[lethal birch]

Duffel Bag are the only way to wear something in vain of a backpack I guess

Wearing parachutes when not freefalling looks weird

[remote laurel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598028519418757121/764137610401939506/Grand_Theft_Auto_V_2020-04-19_11-41-27_Trim.mp4

[prisma spoke]

Epic jump

[remote laurel]

i would only use a parachute for showing my country in it

[lethal birch]

My country isn't added so I just use Wales instead

[remote laurel]

good old times when 60 fps...

[lethal birch]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

the 12 year old bart pfp tryhard with a naked female character using a bp helmet, facepaint, contact lens and a parachute

OH GOD

[remote laurel]

what country is that

[lethal birch]

And probably choosed 100% Hannah heritage or something

🇩🇴

[remote laurel]

what do you think about that invisible arm bug

many people use it

and i dont know why

[lethal birch]

It should be patched

[remote laurel]

yes

[lethal birch]

Because its modded, thats all

Same with checkerboard clothing

[remote laurel]

not really , i found it accidently

[lethal birch]

Checkerboard is ok but not like godlike

I'd give it a 3

Its literally a bug texture

Lol

SSBU's is yellow and black

"yeah bro i give it a 3"

"its not that bad"

Not a entire outfit that's overkill

[remote laurel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598022019203989504/786544432412491796/Replay_2020.12.09-11.22_Trim_2.mp4

[lethal birch]

It doesnt look good on anything

Except shoes maybe

Yeah

Ugly low res texture that wasnt even intended

Why do people wear this

Thank goodness for joggers

WHY

Sucks R* refuses to out them in stores

omg these outfits are so fire🔥🔥

What about those weird mix and matched outfits with the bodysuits and belts

Looks hella corny ^

context?

One sec

[remote laurel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/662774504149483550/783191588859936769/Replay_2020.11.26-23.20_Trim.mp4

[lethal birch]

Like bruh

With that low res his head looks like among us

LMAO

WHEN THE IMPOSTOR HAS A HIGH KD 😳

Imposter has a menu

I never saw it before tbh

And out of GTA context looks whacky

Oh yeah never had a chance to grab the white duffel bag from DM

Its just having a modded outfit for the reason of being unique

Looks so clean

THATS NOT A GOOD REASON

Ik

People just copy other people

[lethal birch]

Most of my outfits are modded yet they still fairly respect my rules

Most of my outfits have glasses lmao

Objectivly perfect and flawless, if you think it looks bad you're a hater

And it's always from the hipster section

[lethal birch]

If you're using a female character, sunglasses are a really nice addition in my case

Since my character looks... Silly

Lol

How do I make a good looking female character?

[remote laurel]

thats easy

[lethal birch]

No im not making Hannah her mother and sliding it all to the left

[remote laurel]

try doing a good looking male character

ive never seen one

[golden marsh]

I would say my one is decent

[lethal birch]

They all look like soundcloud rappers with those nappy ass dreads

[remote laurel]

they look depressing

[golden marsh]

anyone got the same stat as me?

[lethal birch]

My male character was basic but had well groomed hair

[lethal birch]

Can't mess with those nappy ass dreads

Nah fam

[remote laurel]

mine is radio mirror park

[golden marsh]

I spend 99% of my time up in Paleto Bay

[lethal birch]

This is my male character

[remote laurel]

jesus

[golden marsh]

I mean mainly in blaine county

I just go to LS for missions

[remote laurel]

it looks like when u head over cayo perico for the second time

[lethal birch]

Smuggler outfit

I did this before Cayo Perico okay

[remote laurel]

lol

[lethal birch]

Here

[remote laurel]

i once did this outfit

just so i had something that wasnt colorful

[lethal birch]

[remote laurel]

yes i know

[lethal birch]

There was a korean gang npc stuck in my sub with godmode

My sub is bright red so he stuck out like a sore thumb and nothing I did removed him

I recorded it though

[remote laurel]

dead

[lethal birch]

Careful, it might explo--

I wanna own the Manchez legit already

Not into lame ass gokarts or whatever that free car that dropped yesterday

[remote laurel]

ayy they're nice

[dusky timber]

disrespecting the deceased

[remote laurel]

the modern kart is horrible

but the go kart is fun

[lethal birch]

Lol

[carmine jasper]

Snow fight me or else die

[remote laurel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598022019203989504/740389672424964176/Grand_Theft_Auto_V_2020-07-20_04-10-48_Trim_Trim.mp4

[whole crown]

wtf

[remote laurel]

this is what happens when noobs play x2 xp/money missions

[carmine jasper]

How can you be a noob at pressing one button

To go forward

[severe garnet]

[remote laurel]

max i got was 1,4mil

[carmine jasper]

Fencing fee do be kinda sad

Max I got

[remote laurel]

tf

how

[carmine jasper]

With an exploit ofc

With a friend

[remote laurel]

wdym

oh

[carmine jasper]

But he left

Then yknow

100%

[remote laurel]

that's a big brain move

[carmine jasper]

Yes

[remote laurel]

max i've seen was 1,6mil

duo

[carmine jasper]

I did it for him he did it for me

My max duo 50 50 cut was 1m

[remote laurel]

average CPH solo

[carmine jasper]

Tequila I’m guessing

[remote laurel]

nop

ruby

i think

[carmine jasper]

The fencing fee is really annoying

[remote laurel]

its seggsy

ok ima sleep now

bye

[carmine jasper]

Gn

That’s your channel right?

I recommend deleting that video self promoting is not allowed and it can lead to a ban
Also is not gta related.

[rough fox]

https://youtu.be/V0OJDysGYEQ

[primal haven]

@rough fox oh nice that’s my friends video

It’s cool that so many people are seeing it

[rough fox]

tell him thx because i was about to buy a helicopter and i can't find a good one

[primal haven]

@rough fox if you want any good helicopter I’d get the akula, the same dude who made that video has been flying it ever since it came out. Named himself after it on a bunch of platforms too.

[carmine jasper]

If the akula was disabled this is what it would feel like

[rough fox]

yeh he also said it on the video that the akula is better

[primal haven]

Only because it’s the best

[rough fox]

i mean akula was the first armed helicopter i got in on GTA ONLINE

i think it was on the doomsday heist mission

[primal haven]

Yes it was

By the way. Barrage is much better if you can aim your shots.

[lucid violet]

My gta character joined STARS

[primal haven]

This is crazy

[carmine jasper]

@remote laurel this is what I do to get out very simple and quick and I don’t get caught and do elite I don’t use the boat that’s usually marked on the map I used the one I looked at at the end which I forgot to record when I got in it and I can’t be bothered to do this again just to record that part but yeah you don’t need to get caught killing those 2 guards standing together

[quiet merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/this-is-fine-fire-house-burning-okay-gif-5263684

[sage fog]

anyone know the current podium cars name

[primal haven]

Tyrus

[sage fog]

thanks 🙂

[thorny jacinth]

How the heck do I do a treasure hunt

💩

[carmine jasper]

Which one are you trying to do?

The revolver?

[thorny jacinth]

Yh

[quiet merlin]

were you born in 2009?

[carmine jasper]

https://youtu.be/4r1CGNvmWvw

[thorny jacinth]

Yh

[thorny jacinth]

Thanks 🙏

[quiet merlin]

so wait.. you're 11?

[carmine jasper]

No problem but how old are you?

If you don’t mind me asking

[wooden garnet]

[carmine jasper]

It’s against the discord TOS if you’re not 13+

[quiet merlin]

bruh you gotta tell him that?

everyone gonna say "I'm 13" if you say that

[wooden garnet]

[quiet merlin]

[carmine jasper]

Yeah I don’t wanna snake him out there is no point

[quiet merlin]

[carmine jasper]

He already said he was born in 2009

[quiet merlin]

not sure if he was responding to me

[lethal birch]

I'll use my gold tinted revolver mk2 thanks

[wooden garnet]

Double Action has a higher fire rate

Not to mention gives 250k upon 50 headshots

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/787713263521234997/790635034595557416/image0.gif

[carmine jasper]

[lethal birch]

Yeah but I have h o l l o w p o i n t a m m o

Which is forbidden by the geneva convention

[carmine jasper]

Yeah I use normal rounds that was just for the test

I really need to put hollow point but at the same time it shreds anything if I do that

Who needs a mini gun when they have a revolver that shoots just as fast and does way more damage

[lethal birch]

console players

[marsh vapor]

how u make it go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[carmine jasper]

It’s a glitch

Pretty old

[marsh vapor]

can u explain

or is it patched?

[carmine jasper]

We can’t explain glitches here unfortunately

[meager path]

https://twitter.com/VideoTech_/status/1341768343636881411

VideoTech (@VideoTech_)

Cayo Perico island on a N64

Twitter · Dec 23, 2020, 3:31 PM

[hearty trout]

i am a tryhard now lol

[lethal birch]

What is that bank

Jesus Christ

[hearty trout]

ez podium vehicle

[unreal aspen]

Not even your yacht

[teal crypt]

Yes it ia

Rebecca is my gf

I need it after her

Named

She designed it too

[hearty trout]

simp

[south mist]

https://www.reddit.com/r/gtaonline/comments/khh9yg/the_entire_cayo_perico_heist_intel_map_based_on/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

[unreal aspen]

How is having a girlfriend being a simp

[hearty trout]

Joke

[unreal aspen]

Aren’t jokes supposed to be funny

[misty moss]

cause chaos

[hearty trout]

Comedy is subjective

[misty moss]

to be honest i have no clue how i unlocked these neon shades but i did

it just said unlocked from cayo perico heist

now i want them to add more of these

its also confusing cause they're called "red and yellow glow shades"

but they're green and pink

[rough skiff]

looks like yellow and pink to me

[misty moss]

its like a green with some yellow

mostly green

but the definitely pink on the edge

[rough skiff]

it looks like that dew yellow or smth

[misty moss]

ye

still confused on why they're called red and yellow

[frank cosmos]

https://youtu.be/ecWT4RQzF5I

[gloomy bane]

really?

[gloomy bane]

XD

le monke

[drifting tusk]

Good old 2016 when things were simple lol

[lethal birch]

Lmaooooo 😂😂😂

[storm mica]

M o n k e

[drifting tusk]

We used to discover that with mod menu, you could change to animals in middle of cutscenes and they would animate perfectly

[lethal birch]

M O N K E

[pearl notch]

Look what i made with the rockstar emblem editor

[ancient phoenix]

Monke

[tidal sable]

I’ve been stuck on flight school for like 5 months someone send help

[lethal birch]

gotta stay pure

[gloomy bane]

yep

[storm mica]

Or...

[gloomy bane]

no

[storm mica]

remove them with cheat engine

[gloomy bane]

fuck strip club

ill stick to robbing casinos and islands

[storm mica]

Lmao

[bold river]

https://thedirect.com/gaming/gta-6-rockstar-future-single-player-grand-theft-auto-universe

[drifting tusk]

With two heads leaving rockstar, I honestly doubt it's gonna be good.

[gloomy bane]

i hope someone from cd projekt red doesnt join rockstar

i dont want 720p with 10 fps on gta 6

and weird character customization

[low bluff]

This makes me cringe

[storm mica]

[bold river]

[lethal birch]

Dan left, and who's the other again?

[median vortex]

Sorry I just had to rant this

[gloomy bane]

everything

[median vortex]

The games getting better but still

Watch if interested in what the title says

[gloomy bane]

well this update was actually good

[vestal citrus]

!rule 10 @median vortex

[tardy stone]

@median vortex Advertising and trading of any kind is prohibited. This applies to any services and begging as well.

[median vortex]

Oofie my bad

Thatd go under services I think as I’m not trying to advertise

Rip my bad lol

[lethal birch]

It's alright mate I clicked it, good rant

[median vortex]

It’s a great rant I just didn’t feel like typing it all out plus it says message too long

[lethal birch]

That's fair

[median vortex]

So I just put it in a small video

But yeah that’s go under services

[vestal citrus]

We allow advertising to a certain extent, but with your title telling people to check the description, it would breach that extent

[median vortex]

Ah the description just explains why the video has no audio and why the video is titled the way it is but my bad

It’s just a text from a YouTube comment I ranted about

Tbh idc about a gta 6

A good idea why not they just add a large campaign with a pay wall to gta V online

[lethal birch]

I reckon GTA 6 is gonna come out when I'm 34, have children and 6 robot dogs by my side.

Yeah that's a great idea, I agree.

[median vortex]

Tbh by rockstar doing that and making a paid dlc it’d make the games lifespan way longer and

For example Cayo Perico heist has over 1000 diffrent options on how to do the heist it’s insane

1000+ diffrent endings and possible attempts

[lethal birch]

Oo

[median vortex]

Plus the Cayo Perico island has shit loads of secret stuff

I’d put a video here but it’s not my Channel it might go under advertisement idk it just shows off all the extra detail

Did u know there’s a Loch Ness monster a meteorite and a slave cage all on or surrounding Cayo Perico

And Cayo Perico has limited free roam notice how I said limited

And over 50 randomly generated RDR2 Paintings and all the npc guards have specific names and stats

[vestal kestrel]

Noice

[median vortex]

gg

[low bluff]

train

[median vortex]

When will it be added tho TwT

Maybe it’ll come out for one day on Xmas or one day on New Years thatd be hella cool

[low bluff]

I stopped the gta train

not clickbait

[median vortex]

@low bluff is that modding or are u in vehicle- nvm it’s modding

[low bluff]

yeah

its a train mod

so you can use any train

its pretty cool

[median vortex]

Did u know u can ride passanger on the train without mods

Just normal gameplay

[low bluff]

No I did not

[median vortex]

And no I don’t mean spamming X to hop on the train

When the train is stopped (idk if this is just story mode) at the place where || Micheal dies in one of the endings || the train stops and if u go to one of the round circular cargo thingys and hold X or Y (idk which one it is) you can ride passanger

This feature might not be in online but it’s in story

[low bluff]

cool

well in online

suing mods

[median vortex]

That’s PC

[low bluff]

I can turn on train driving

yeah

[median vortex]

which version u on

[low bluff]

Oc

*pc

[median vortex]

Ik

Like which launcher

[low bluff]

Steam

[median vortex]

Ah I have it on Epic Games

[low bluff]

Cool

[median vortex]

They gave it out for free for a promotion for like a week and I got lucky and picked it up

[low bluff]

Probably just to get little kids to buy shark cards idk

[lethal birch]

Where are they

[hearty relic]

Are these good for a background?

[storm mica]

background image?
For ur phone or something?

[hearty relic]

Yes

[storm mica]

poor resolution lol

[hearty relic]

Oh

[noble plinth]

tried taking a photo for a social club pfp but SC crops them really poorly apparently

but heres this

[carmine jasper]

Why does it look like everyone has the same female character

[noble plinth]

[tardy oak]

yea every female character i met got the faces

[noble plinth]

sharp faces are generally kinda agreeable so

i like it so, idrc if others have the same thing

[storm mica]

lmao i just have a custom pfp

[tardy oak]

I started thinking that those female character was from a tutorial video

[zealous locust]

1 question

i was afk for 5 mins when i got back i had 0 money in my bank

where did it go ;c

[noble plinth]

yeah i robbed you sorry

[tardy oak]

restart your gta, it should be just display bug

[zealous locust]

i hope so cuz i thinks theres a hacker in my lobby

[tardy oak]

since no way modder could rob you, its patched

[zealous locust]

ah

[carmine jasper]

If you’re playing on PC don’t go afk in a public lobby because when you come back your character will probably look like a different creature

[tardy oak]

my character got box as hat

[zealous locust]

mince is from chernobyl anyway

[storm mica]

6 sec

[noble plinth]

?

[storm mica]

casino finger print hack

[noble plinth]

oh

[tardy oak]

@noble plinth give me ur pfp, full

[noble plinth]

ask nicely and i will

[storm mica]

[tardy oak]

Please could you give your profile picture in full image