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@sand quest @upper fiber Did we get any coke whatsoever? 
barely any coke
i only got gold and weed
Painting and weed
gg
Getting ready for a christmas party with the boys
Starts in a snow fight ends in lazers and avengers

mk2s and deluxos*

Luckily we’re all meeting at my casino penthouse 
it's the cold hard truth
Would’ve done one irl but, ya know...pandemic 
So we’re meeting up in GTA this year and just gonna fuck around
I’m gonna get godmode just to mess with my friend trying to kill me with snowballs 
Totally fair not rigged snowfight
Not at all
very lol
Sell em
car dupes 
Make some easy money
cant drive the duped ones
Dupes 
Ah
Ain’t it weird how broken the game gets sometimes
Very true
I remember playing RDR2O and some kid message me ‘fist fight saint denis graveyard’
I was so confused lmfao
I'm running
salut !!!!
Aujourd'hui nouvelle vidéo sur le nouveau Kart, Qui est apparu le 18 décembre suite au DLC cayo perico sur GTA 5 online. On le test custom et non custom , il est complètement WTF il saute dans tout les sens.😂😂
Who has a facility with the courier setup ready?
CPH snow ending looks good
Lol

ah yes the snow ending
There’s no snow on the island
No it’s just the ending cutscene on the main map after you do the CPH
Sorry for the late reply I was busy
im around 500ft below sea level and i exited my submarine and found this person just chillin here
dont know what is it but it seems to be walking
reject aeroplane
become submarine
That always happens to me lmao
turns out thats the submarine interior
i did not know a whole submarine can fit in a human
oh ya its a common bug
!rule 10 @wary elm
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They also decorated the MOC
how cute 
I really like how this looks
Rip
mclaren f1
Yep
Aka itali gta
Gtb
ong im dumb
I meant the progen
I got the progen gp1 from the wheel

there can be snow on the island but only through mods on singleplayer
Ayy look who i found
Ew DCH
wwhats wrong with dch??
I’m having a friends casino penthouse christmas party tomorrow because we couldn’t meet up during the pandemic. Gonna be a blast
Different sides of the country, different restrictions
nice a new style of partying
having a penthouse irl 
lol


Because my friend working 10 to 6 in a convenience store could obviously buy a real penthouse 

HOLY THERE IS NEW ENGLISH DAVE MISSION THIS WEEK JUST I LET YOU GUYS KNOW YOU GOT CALL FROM HIS SAY YES
we need to get back the diamonds from the people who stole it or he gets killed on the island
i rejected his call 
oh its snowing now
yis


i rec the whole thing
going to posted on yt for sure
thats was fun mission rip for you guys on rejected him @brittle tundra @lethal birch
does english dave die??
yis 
he is not dead for me on my wrold because i said yes to his call and el rubio will not kill him because he got his diamonds back
oh so whats the canon ending?
still maybe there is more mission coming up
im gonna decline and see what happens
no
someone has to do it
you will be sad and regret doing that
ok then
R U KIDDING ME????
Great job Rockstar, how the heck am i supposed to fly in this ???
lol
Tried a car-cinematic edit in gta, what u think?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEOuFz8tsuM
give me AH and i will
(artificial horizon)
but even from 1st person view said AH is just out of view
and of course i crashed.
Bad ending: I had to find a new session and I've lost 200k
atomizer....
I tried...
@halcyon drum push with another truck
I also tried that too
from side?
Yup
😦
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RRRR UUUUU KIDDINGG MEEEEE???????????????????????????????????????????????
Gay Tony got your $33k
damn thats sad
U still doing Nightclub work for him?
I just got stuck and i got off my pounder and I forgot I placed a proximity mine, it exploded and I lost almost 600k...
do hiests
that's why I hate grinding :c
businesses arent worth it
Grind Cayo and Casino for free Million without a shark
or do bogdans b2b
Kids will scream like, "give me Bogdan finale so that I can earn money" damn beggars
And kids can't even shoot for shit when you try to make your way inside the sub and confront Bogdan.
on pc? damn
All platforms especially on consoles when you have angry kids on the mics screaming at you when your voice channel is set to everyone
i forgot gta has vc
On PC, they don't use it more often because they have Discord and Ventrilo.
Yeah but it's cancer because of square text spam
(Insert square here) GTA5.exe (Insert square here)
Merry Christmas to you all!
thank you
I just noticed it and I hate myself.. I'll fix it later
no problem bro
Snow
anyone know a dupe glitch that wasn’t patched? Please hmu
This is the time if the year where you have to take a rest from grinding
i thought it was a bag wtf
It's a portable heater
I fucked elite I would have gotten 2m 
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@plucky arch ^
Bruh
Oh sorry
@lethal birch Money drops on Xbox
My bad
Gib me some
How did you take shots like that?
He used rockstar editor I’m guessing
^^
totally not the horse track glitch
FINALLY

Is that the most expensive primary?
Yes for now until the panther gets in the game
Pink diamond
Yoooo i got that first try

i got it on my third heist 
I got it on my 36 heist
Need to find the sewer entrance tunnel thing still
you've done 36 heists?
I’m not very lucky

Yes
i've only done around 7
I have been grinding
!rule 10 @subtle arch
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How much of the bag does the pink diamond take up?
Gold but it’s only available to get by 2 players
Ok
Caption this
pain

At least u can spin it
Colombia
this is the best way to enter the compound. Next time I will do the Elite Challenge


man i want that outift
Oh wait i have that
Never really used it
lol
oppressor griefer
He is griefing other player
I shot him
He pulled out Oppressor Mk2
I bombed his Oppressor
He pulled out Khanjali
I prepared my Jet
He left
rate 1/10 🥴
like a 4
lmao
bee keeper looking ass 
Running running

lmao
2

oh you poor soul
hi i have a bug can you help me?
whats up?
i just upgraded my guns in mobile operation center and took them from my inventory
Go to your weapon locker, and change the ones you want to show
in mobile operation center?
anywhere, yeah
👍
enjoy my eyesore
imagine being named 720p 

missles for a vehicle ill never be buying
I'll trade bogdan for modded car
How did you bomb his Mk2?
That’s your channel right?
yeah why is it not allowed?
Nope self promotion is not allowed at all I recommend deleting that you might get banned
!rule 10
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🤭
?/10
red and white 
Grant Mcdonald: Deep deep deep, deep deep deep
Pavel eating beans
no msaa ftw
Can anyone help me make money playing games on xbox thanks whoever does it
Ya not bad
@rose mesa the crew emblem goes on the hood on the brioso? Nice
hope you guys have a great xmas!! <33
Ho ho ho
That’s actually one of the liveries
@unreal aspen what is it? I cant tell on my phone
yes but how?
dang just tryna be nice
i finally got a picture of nessie

Why would you apologize for cursing?
Oh ya guys look
Fuckin
bitch
Question what does anime have to do with GTA?
How did you get 1 million of secondary targets alone?
2 man gold with double daily take and elite challenge, broke my previous money record.
lmao 
anyone know how to fix this?
Pixelated
Thanks that’s what I was going for
its nice
The mask ruined it
I dislike the tshirt below the shirt
And those shoes just dont belong
For me its just a mixture of casual and sharp and I dont like it

Whats wrong with her now?
lmao
looks sick ngl
Ye
Stromberg unfortunately refuses to cooperate
The wings are solid and the propellers aren't
Can't drive in the water in that state either
welp...
Boot everyone from the heist.

Probably.
GRIEFER?
I did that setup to help some randoms once and killed myself to quick restart warp since they will still pretty far
threw a bitch fit and left before seeing what I meant 
I was doing that and the guy tried to grief and he failed miserably and left the mission

It was the Half Truck Bully mission
Aurora gets a gold star for using “griefer” correctly ⭐
He tried to blow up the Dinghy and he was like
and then left when he realized he can't blow it up

i'm a mass murdering, bank heisting, world saving, casino stealing, drug lord robbing psychopath
and i'm also a shoe delivery person, and a pizza delivery person
why am i doing this
for a goddamn 70's beetle
Wait what r u doing
nice screenshot
That approach is 🔥. I dont like the bugstars one lol
G6 is good B2B
My favourite approach is Aggressive Tunnel
Any girl gamer want to do missions with us for more % DM me
Cyro mission and silently method
Only girls come
Simp
Can you mod on xbox someone just said they can
I don’t think so
Which one had the best music
Dch trailer or cph trailer
Personally, diamond heist had better music
You got Pizza Delivery for which DJ?
Because I have had Palm Trax and Kinemusik both and no pizza delivery 
did you get call from english dave? @wooden garnet 
oh
Pepega game tp'd me to Cayo Perico disco party after completing the Kinemusik mission
I was in the middle of CPH preps smh 

A new version of faggio
https://i.imgur.com/HygPYxH.jpeg
so cool they added this tree and the music
Had to 1-6 this guy
@thin jetty Here's your money drop.
he sucks at sniping lmao

LV 148 yet he tried to use an assault rifle at sniper range 
Vietnam Flashbacks intensify
how tf do i upload pics onto rockstar
god i hate people in gta sometimes
i was having fun throwing snowballs
somebody slows down in their car
and i thought they wanted a snowball fight but no

act 2 b2b ??
👌
dont watch it, it's extremely loud
Also put a ear rape warning on that holy shit
no warning makes that one ok
my ears 
Delete it pls
yoo wtf i was at my apartment continue my heist and this happen..
modders
!ban 389552345874169858 posting Earrape content
Banned FakeBigBoi#2876 (Case #83060) (user notified with a direct message)
thats the best aggressive response
Throw sticky bomb
I hate to admit but ive worn worse than that
@lethal birch rate my current festive outfit
Nice
Nice
Good stuff
wait wheres the festive
Idk man i got that mask today
In my christmas drop
So
i finally did it... i knew this was possible
well , i remind it back when gta was released, in history mode, when you hit a car so hard, it's wheel would go off
now that i got gta in my own computer i was thinking "was it really possible"
turns out it was
i got it twice really
enginen't
Bonk
Man said ultra instinct
Top 10 no you moments
Sorry for the late reply but I wasn’t alone I did a exploit with my friend which I can’t explain but it ends up giving me 100% of the cut
does the gold glitch still works?
Lmao what the
Nah got patched like 5 month ago
bruh
found out the first person gun animation doesnt follow you if you're too fast

Deserved it for abiding street laws
Send more clipz
I like how I do at least 12 cph runs a day but you all still haven’t done 7
12 a day
do you have a SSD
Like seriously why do you use grassland camo on snow
Yes without trying that is because I duo it my friend gets one ready while I get the other
well its like the only outfit i use
well its temporary snow
People wouldn’t believe you’re actually there because they would think nobody would actually be that stupid to use it 
Are you a WW1 French uniform designer?
kind of
But he is so smart that he uses that as an advantage
"They will be looking for people dressed in white"
That was your fault lmao
wdym
You just exposed yourself and didnt even move
Thats barely moving
What’s the point of moving against aimbot
no
I actually cant tell if it was bst because there is no firing sound
So you move like that normally 
True
It feels like I'm playing different game
You know what nvm....
first person and A & D makes you go faster with snipers and aiming itself
its not a helmet
its the 4 lens thing
That helmet doesnt protect you from bodyshots
jesus
That was a headshot tho
yes
Anyone know what parents I need to pick so I can make this character? Its for sure possible to make same looking character
Helmets only protect you from side and back headshots
Yeah it wouldn’t have been a one shot
Marksman bodyshots 
it would
bruh
most guns can 1 shot you in the head
Even with the BP Helmet i got headshoted
even the level 1 pistol can 1 shot you
@remote laurel that helmet counts as a bulletproof helmet. Look it up. It protects your from headshots 3 times then the 4th is a one shot.
Fun fact
Unless he had armour piercing rounds
Useless rounds tho
Who puts AP on a sniper
They would have expo because that’s all noobs use now
Explosive rounds dont oneshot since like 3 years
AWP
yall really need to know how 1v1ing in sniper works
i just dont try to headshot because im blind
but any sniper can 1 shot you
So anyway, case closed. Suspect identified to be using a damage modifier, aimbot, and also godmode.
any gun can
very godmode
Wait maybe not godmode

Helmets dont protect you from front headshots
Im telling you from experience
Okay then I can’t trust it
It protects u from ar headshots
In the first clip he shot once and it was a headshot one shot with the marksman and in the second clip I didn’t hear a single bullet go past you so he didn’t shoot you hit him with a heavy sniper and bst and he is still alive meaning he was using godmode and aimbot
Hold on I’ll just get someone
ok
let me tell u something
there are good players
in pc mainly
like UvsPRO
he doesnt aim for the head, and most of his shots are skills
but that 1v1 was "basic" sniper 1v1
basically move yourself and try to hit
We all know this
That’s bullshit
and he has like 4 k.d
it ended up with me being pissed off and basically ragequitting
That’s why he did not die
40x30 was the final score
Next time dont duel in the wild
Honestly the city is the best place to duel (Aside from the cops)
Why would you show 2 clips of you failing instead of you actually doing something
#gta-media btw
Places with no cover suck

haha casino heist very fun
it was a old clip
That take 
Im too lazy to take the heli

Plus it sometimes doesnt spawn
i did elite several times with the heli
Like 1 out of 100 times
It always spawn if you take the right way
Always
the best i could do in DCH
9 minutes is my best
how
Haven’t played DCH in awhile
sns
he glitched
But you can do aggressive in 7 minutes but the take will be shit
and finished the heist
add sc WhiteowlBlaze for peaceful drop
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Casino: #pc-l|casino-lfg
Cayo Perico: #pc-l|cayo-perico-lfg
Doomsday: #archive-pc|doomsday-lfg
Everything else: #pc-l|other-lfg
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all good
I didn’t look at it
its a flying
platform
with moiney drop
and players on it
that kind of stuff
that only low levels like
lol
Or some super cryhards no life’s that don’t grind at all
ok?
I don’t even know you @marble pier
You know you don’t actually need to go for that dinghy?
not really
its easy
the hard part is the exit
i always miss the last guy near the entrance
and alert the guards
Yeah the 2 guards is ass to take out with aim assist it’s easier with free aim
i found out you can take pretty much any guard with the shotguns
even if u dont headshot
Yeah but do you know there is a second dingy upper at the main dock which all you need to do is take out 2 guards to escape with it without getting detected
Yeah but you can get shot
well kind of
when you leave, the helicopter is blind and the boats are too slow and dumb to follow you
What’s the point of getting detected if you can do it without getting detected and faster without actually risking anything
well how do you do it
Ima make a clip later when I do the heist I can’t really explain it
ok
in free aim its easier to take out the 3 guards near the boat, and when you leave, another guard will spot you, unless you have good aim, not my case, but even when he detect you, you're fast enough for the ai not be able to shoot you or send boats (wich has the 1-shot gun), the buzzard is probably not even going to hit you or the boat, and the el rubio will get off your back as soon as he gets close to you
when i first played gta in pc i checked every single option trying to active aim assist
now im struggling with my broken mouse
really?
I use it because I don’t wanna get in free aim lobbies
Idc about pvp aim assist
not for pvp
I’m talking about aim assist against NPCs
Whats the difference between aim assist and free aim lobbies
So?
Yeah I can show you many many examples why aim assist fucking sucks ass against moving guards you would be so much better with free aim
yeah i've seen many clips with moving guards
Aim assist is needed for console
You can’t use aim assist in free aim lobbies and most cryhards live and eat in full aim assist lobbies
Unless you can actually aim
I’d cry if I witnessed a noob try to kill me using free aim on a remote
Yeah I know but
Aside from the technical side
How are free aim lobbies compared to aim assisted ones?
the aim assist in gta v is much more op comparated to other games, like cod,fortnite, etc
Jk gamer lobby
AKA MK2 dick riding
well
It will also fuck up your aim trying to shoot guards you would try to shoot a guard beside you but it would just lock on to the guard that you shot and bleeding on the ground it’s UGH
And don’t even get me started with aim acceleration
That shit is cancer
Just set it halfway on console
Controllers for GTA were a mistake
Ikr
Keyboard masterrace
I set it to max but I hate it to whatever I set it to it makes me so uncomfortable
Idk why they don’t just turn that off
Why is there acceleration outside of remotes
can you spam in console?
Who wants to play gta online
all i can do is change between heavy sniper and the click click sniper
How do i git gud with sniper
Use LFG channels please
What’s that
#ps4|other-lfg for example
username checks out
Can anyone buy me gta5 on pc please im begging you🤣

I’m broke

Spent it all on shark cards lol jk
cwan anywone plwease monewy drowp🥺
Well if you don’t stop misusing channels it will lead to a mute we have explained it to you clearly
That’s against the rules I recommend you stopping
K thanks
ik it was a joke
oh wow
calm down bro it was just a joke dont need to put that in general memes and shitposting
fr you weirdo
Yeah you can take it to the channel THAT IS MADE FOR IT and not annoy anyone
wtf you dont need to get aggresive tho @tired sigil
What’s wrong with you
no ones getting annoyed you make no sence
it looks easy
but when i try it always end up in fist
and me dying trying to hit the air
That’s your problem I’m gonna stop myself now because no drama is allowed here you can continue being a smartass and potentially get muted or actually move on like how most people do
ok cool
Lol
Are you using a thermal scope
Rate my new ride
lookin good
i brought it but didnt mod it yet
only the kart modern
thing
modern kart
Go kart is baller
It looks kinda like mine
I’ll brb
for a godayum go kart mk2
In a bit
oke
CallMeCarson finds out he is a vir-------------gin
callmecarson likes malesting little kids
haha so funny man hahaha
its going to be funnier when you get muted
@carmine jasper this is the main reason why i stopped doing DCH, bugs everywhere
Oh yeah but I start in invite only sessions and I usually never get bugs but yeah I understand that I don’t do DCH anymore ether because I really got burnt out
not even invite only would work
It’s really ass
one day i got diamonds , and had to do silent & sneaky, right when you enter the casino it would be an infinite laoding screen. it took me,1 week. to solve and finish the heist
since it was a very unknown bug
I’ll tell you all the bugs I know of on DCH
the guards glitch and stuck they see you for no reason some doors don’t open you get stuck in the man trap and you get stuck in loading screens
And more
There is just way too many fking bugs
CPH besides the FPS is fine for me I haven’t seen many bugs
ive seen some bugs in cph already
2 of them
1 is guards veing alerted for no reason
That happened to me once
and 2 , basically when you started the mission, it would say "you boos left the heist", the way of solving it is by restarting the game
I also got the bug where the guard has a cone of vision that went across the whole map
never seen that one
It’s really funny
That guard caught me while I was in the basement
@remote laurel CPH has working sound detection for guards thats probably why
nah
i mean guards never detected me unless i missed a shot
That one seems really annoying
How the heck did you punch like that with a gun 
nah i just got mad because i was doing it while detected
since i didnt know sht about the heist
activate windows btw
and it was like 30 mins after i started the heist
i was getting off and that guards just spawns next to me
CPH has faster alert for compound guard
once someone detected you, you have to kill them fast
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NO I WONT ACTIVATE IT
NEVER
KMS exists 
he will always be there
like
i killed a guard
and probably
the upper floor guard heard it
since they're close
of course they do
like i said, sound detection now works
that's not a bug
DCH guards are deaf but not CPH guards
you'll need to knock those
by hand
I actually tested that I went behind a guard and started jumping nothing happened
there is two type of sound
like
blue circle and red circle
I have a video of something touching a guard but still no alert
jumping and walking produces non hostile blue circle
near that spot
yes the upper guard are supposed to hear you there
gun shots produces red circle
if a guard hears the blue one, non-hostile response, they ignore
You kill the guard and the upper guard gets alerted right?
sound detection works but they only respond to gun sound
That’s mostly happens if you use the shotgun
because shotgun is loud
Yes
using the pistol wouldn't alert
And because spread
If the bullet kills the first target and doesn’t travel any further the second guard won’t hear a thing
yes the top guard is supposed to hear you
i didnt know then
not a bug
But if you use a shotgun or a sniper because of the spread and the go through the second guard will hear a thing
Is not a bug
those godam 2 guards talking
you can shotgun both easily
you shot one and the other starts running
the other doesn't start running
there's a head pattern
the second guard will do a head dodge and return
there is also another thing
you have a chance
of killing the second guard
and he shoots his gun
The other moves his head points up his gun and if he is still alive by then he ether starts walking left or right while shooting at you and goes in to cover if there is any
it happened to me twice
and it always alert the guards
the guard can only alert when he stands
nop
so if you shoot both
but one didn't die but only knocked
you'll need to kill before he stands up
it has like a timer








