gta-media

[chilly tulip]

Would have been easier to just admit they cheated from the start.

[fervent sleet]

Fr

[unreal aspen]

[fervent sleet]

Like saying

"Just got this new modded account!"

And people would say like nice or something

I mean i'd say nice

[gloomy bane]

imagine flexing on modded acc

[fervent sleet]

Fr

[gloomy bane]

tbh i wud rather not flex modded acc than flex cuz its dumb

[cold lark]

I would if it had modded cars

[lethal birch]

"legit" @silent shuttle

[dusky timber]

nice

[lethal birch]

Orb vid today?

[chrome zenith]

can anyone

tell me

how to get this?ß

[chilly tulip]

Still haven't hit $1.7B, Oleg. smh

[dusky timber]

i did

but then i went below

with this update

[chrome zenith]

yo oleg

[chilly tulip]

Grind that CPH. Only $3-4M more until you hit $1.7B again.

[chrome zenith]

you know where to get this

tequila

its like outside

[chilly tulip]

Yes.

[lethal birch]

Beautiful

[chilly tulip]

No. It's not okay to share that here.

[hoary reef]

okay sorry

[rigid brook]

is this song from Cayo trailer available anywhere in game or irl? https://youtu.be/tyDRtSUYTRs?t=45

[unreal aspen]

pretty sure the full song hasn't been released yet

oh wait nvm

@rigid brook https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djpd_zp2miQ

[rigid brook]

holy mole! TYVM bro ❤️

[unreal aspen]

[carmine jasper]

@unreal aspen I recommend watching this if you have time https://youtu.be/hBYTBBx9c3M

[unreal aspen]

thanks

[storm mica]

and now we wait for someone to make a hacking practice

[jaunty ermine]

U did this

[lethal birch]

glitched island and made it freeroam

[jaunty ermine]

I

[carmine jasper]

I saw that glitch coming

Can you shoot the guards?

[lethal birch]

no they despawn when you do the thing

[carmine jasper]

Ah

[lethal birch]

cameras too

[carmine jasper]

Can you call your mechanic?

[lethal birch]

lemme see

nah you cant

:(

ooo it seems the civilians stay

im gonna check if the party still there

hell yea they are

[true plinth]

Does anybody have a fix for this

[unreal aspen]

@true plinth try in #gta-tech-support

[unreal aspen]

[lethal birch]

https://gyazo.com/a32a5a785eaabf8aa35bbcc07bacc3c6

[past lion]

this is some comedy gold

[lethal birch]

rip

he is dead for sure right now

[past lion]

prevyosly they also said ,,kys kid'', was not interesting until the kill you IRL part tho

[unreal aspen]

what did you do to make him mad?

[pastel mantle]

Swedish too

Sad to see

[regal jetty]

Am I brain dead and this has always been here. Cause I honestly don’t remember ever seeing it

[pastel mantle]

Wait pog

Where is that

[regal jetty]

On mount chili

[pastel mantle]

Mount chilliad?

Ah shi

It might just be the rocket thingy from doomsday part 3

If it’s new then

[regal jetty]

I was doing the radio on top the mountain and just saw it and was very confused

[lethal birch]

That's missile silo

[pastel mantle]

Ah yeah

[lethal birch]

No new thing :(

[regal jetty]

That’s crazy I’ve never noticed it before and I normally do random things like walk up the mountain

[storm laurel]

it has yes

i've seen it before, a couple months back

[plush storm]

https://youtu.be/HWsUa-6ZN2Q

[ebon python]

Someone posted pictures of it roughly a week ago, nothing brand new

[lethal birch]

No, I meant based

american outfit
russian altyn
wh a t

[lethal flower]

Does anybody want to do a guest

Heist

[steep osprey]

Why cant we do this normally

[lethal birch]

Strapz vests were a mistake

[hearty trout]

saw the USS Luxington in the distance, decided to drive to it, and well...

and i tried getting out of my submarine and it just teleported me to the nearest dry land

[wanton flame]

[steep osprey]

I thought he was dead from the first shot

[nocturne otter]

Dang you're good aimed

Idk how to kill jets or helis with heavysniper so I just hit the vehicle until it blows

[lethal birch]

just pray for it to hit

[nocturne otter]

lol

He hit the passenger with 2bullets using only 2bullets

I think he has a tip

[lethal birch]

Yup, I'm waiting on his tip as well

[nocturne otter]

@steep osprey

let's wait for him to come

[steep osprey]

One tip

Bst

[nocturne otter]

Oh hell yea

oof

I use bst

so I can fight helis but not jet

[steep osprey]

I guess it comes with practice

[nocturne otter]

hitting jet is kinda hard

[steep osprey]

And luck

[nocturne otter]

Hmm

How to hit a jet pilot

[steep osprey]

As in the case of this clip

It relies on the person your fightings stupidity

Same as this one here

Kind of the case in this one as well,should never have your cockpit facing towards the ground

For jets,if people dive bomb you then you can’t really snipe them

Its only after they miss a strafe and start climbing again

As shown here

@nocturne otter

[nocturne otter]

Thanks

I'll try sniping the jets

I killed op mk2 with a heavy sniper while it was flying but

killing jet is more harder

and I feel like I have to practice way much than the op mk2

[steep osprey]

Or in another case they are distracted by someone else

[nocturne otter]

HOW ARE YOU KEEP KILLING THEM REEEEEEEEEE

I only hit the bodypart of the jet

[steep osprey]

It just comes with practice

[lethal birch]

W H A T

[steep osprey]

Thats the max they can pay for a vehicle

[lethal birch]

Im on PC

[storm mica]

[wanton flame]

🤨

[lethal birch]

GOD BLESS AMERICA!

[wanton flame]

[lethal birch]

[celest vortex]

Hey

[lethal birch]

Hey

Hey

[lethal birch]

[lethal birch]

https://youtu.be/L7giaO_FT0w

[leaden turtle]

loaded into online like this

[versed tendon]

Ok

[sand quest]

quite easy

[heady cairn]

@tranquil bridge https://youtu.be/e98wJjeifMU

[tranquil bridge]

Ty!

[lethal birch]

lowkey want this irl

[tardy oak]

@chilly tulip imagine using orb instead guided missiles

[chilly tulip]

Guided missiles are for broke gamers.

[tardy oak]

But ur name said u also broke

[chilly tulip]

Yes. The brokest.

[storm mica]

yeah he only have 7 quadrillion

[chilly tulip]

7 quintillion

[tardy oak]

Hack

[storm mica]

nah he legit

[chilly tulip]

Nah, gift from Rockstar.

Rockstar's sugar daddy af.

[lethal birch]

Sugar daddy and sugar mommy relationship 😳

[quiet merlin]

you sounding like a typical insta girl steve 😔

[lethal birch]

I wish rockstar sold gta online merchandising

[lethal birch]

lmao

[hollow dust]

👌

[lethal birch]

[storm mica]

proud of you

[lethal birch]

lol

[lethal birch]

God I fucking hate the mask included with the ballistic equipment

[proper grove]

yesss

[lethal birch]

weeb

[proper grove]

I love you

[lethal birch]

i love you too

[wooden garnet]

What about me 🥺

[proper grove]

The storymode jug suit is cooler yeah

[lethal birch]

The mask just makes it look "cool" and edgy

[wooden garnet]

Yeah, the Ballistic Equipment is a little

[proper grove]

yeah exactly

lmfao

[wooden garnet]

Seems like a weird futuristic design

[proper grove]

doesnt even protect ur face technically

[wooden garnet]

The mask kinda reminds me of COD Ghosts

Without the BP Helmet

[lethal birch]

irl juggernaut

[wooden garnet]

Why is there a lego man inside the jugg suit?

[lethal birch]

He wants to die

[wooden garnet]

Lego man cannot die

[lethal birch]

Look at this for example

Ok maybe too skinny

My spetsnaz outfit is somehow thiccer

[carmine jasper]

CPH elite very POG

[lethal birch]

And my character is female btw

I wish we got this balaclava without the ugly ass mask

[quiet merlin]

seems like it would be an operator in cod cw

[lethal birch]

Like the ski mask but with 2 holes instead of one

[lethal birch]

@quiet merlin You could apply that to all of my outfits tbh

[quiet merlin]

no kill though

it should kill the person inside if it was logical

but rockstar is never logical

[lethal birch]

I wish we could use headphones and microphone with other hats

kill me

[half dawn]

"Having fun at the Cayo Perico Party!!! #party #cayoperico #keinemusik"

[lethal birch]

lmao

[half dawn]

Also I've noticed that's Trevors phone

[lethal birch]

Any opinions?

[quiet merlin]

dch silent and sneaky be like

cool

poggere

[wild comet]

tf lol

[lethal birch]

:D

[wooden garnet]

Someone lose their dog over 'ere?

Com 'ere and pick the baasturd up won'tcha?

[lethal birch]

yeah that seems about right

seems legit

[south lotus]

How not destoryed?

[lethal birch]

:P

only if i could paint the submarine hawt pink :c

[plain gorge]

Looks like the blue spy from TF2

[meager path]

The gocart is here!!!

[sly maple]

the fuck?

[rough fox]

finally its done

[low carbon]

god act 3 is such a major pain in the ass

i dont understand how people do it with 2 people

i would lose my fucking mind

[rough fox]

yeh specially when u can't communicate with your random teammate

im glad he speak a lil bit english

pro tip:
aim on the head
don't die
bring more snacks and armor

[low carbon]

I already did it

[rough fox]

wews my right finger really hurt

[low carbon]

but obviously it came with its pain

[rough fox]

because of aiming

[low carbon]

act 3 checkpoints make me wanna cry

[rough fox]

last night i almost did

because i can't complete it

my teammate is such a nice person he accepted 15% money

[lethal birch]

[low carbon]

i didnt even do act 3 for the money

i did it for the trade prices

[rough fox]

all he do is hacking - < -

[lethal birch]

• < -

[rough fox]

is there any good armor?

[low carbon]

wym?

[rough fox]

like out of the gunstore - < -

[low carbon]

uh

super heavy

[rough fox]

super heavy armor suck

[low carbon]

its the best you're gonna get

[sharp leaf]

Bruh I’m glad it’s free cos I would die if I had to pay 900k for a lawnmower with a steering wheel

[lethal birch]

lmao

lawnmower

[rough fox]

ehh i saw a player with a strong armor

he was afk

[sharp leaf]

Same engine

[low carbon]

cosmetics armor is cosmetics

[lethal birch]

ballistic equipment?

[low carbon]

oh yeah ballistic equipment

[lethal birch]

thats locked behind research

[low carbon]

too bad ballistic equipment snorts puss

[rough fox]

i waste all half of the money on the heist just to buy this

im a lvl 59 player

[lethal birch]

noice

[rough fox]

i wanna buy arcade

but its too expensive

i only have 60k rn

[lethal birch]

:c

[rough fox]

i wanna buy the terrorbyte and the sea borito

[lethal birch]

sea borito lmao

[carmine jasper]

Vroom vroom time

It takes one mk2 revolver shot get destroyed

It was out a hour ago

It’s in Southern

For free

[lethal birch]

it's free rn for everyone

[carmine jasper]

Ik

[lethal birch]

in southern sanandreas website

[carmine jasper]

Idk where the free outfit is for helping with the 100b thing tho

[pure finch]

Another one bites the dust, payment meh tho

[carmine jasper]

My best solo run so far with elite completed

[lethal birch]

it will be added to wardrobe. but you have to wait for this week provided you took part in the challenge

[lethal birch]

looks like you stole coke a lot

[carmine jasper]

Nah cash and one cart of coke and one cart of weed

[lethal birch]

good primary target maybe

[carmine jasper]

Ruby necklace

[lethal birch]

tf

[carmine jasper]

I did elite on hard mode

[lethal birch]

ah Makes sense

[carmine jasper]

It’s only 1 million

Is not as good as you think

[lethal birch]

@carmine jasper tequila bottle 900k :\

[carmine jasper]

Yeah that’s ass

[lethal birch]

i always get it xd

[carmine jasper]

I managed to get 1,48 with it tho

This was with the bottle

Failed elite

Solo

[lethal birch]

.

[carmine jasper]

There is a weird fee that comes in sometimes that takes away some of your cut but idk I really don’t like the concept

[lethal birch]

idk what's that fencing fee lol

[carmine jasper]

It’s stupid

Pavel is nice tho he doesn’t take much

[lethal birch]

ye pavel best guy

[fervent sleet]

Nic3

Nice

[hoary rune]

some people say fencing fee is basically money laundering fee

not sure though

[carmine jasper]

It’s stupid

[lethal birch]

oh now that makes sense

[shrewd raft]

So i found an NPC here when I spawned into a session, no players near me. GTA Online PS3 Edition.

Using PS3 since PS4 is taken

[quiet merlin]

phree

[dusky timber]

the sub is actually not that expensive

[lone tide]

[dusky timber]

[severe garnet]

That reminds me

I need to get the sparrow

I’ll do more cayo pepega heists first

[dusky timber]

kek pepega

[bold river]

I bet that was the same submarine from the Doomsday Heist

[proper grove]

no

but sure

[cold zealot]

new best for solo

[viscid parrot]

Did you rob the pick diamond?

[patent knot]

whomst

[bold river]

da fuck

[potent pewter]

Nice kart

[misty moss]

mario kart time

[potent pewter]

Its really cool

[elfin basalt]

how to get still slipping fm after antenna

[pure finch]

r* needs to add a race with only the karts

[lethal birch]

why do i own two

[misty moss]

i like this new leg tattoo

[wanton flame]

[misty moss]

a bit low quality but its nice

the best way to show it off sadly is by using my sex outfit

[lethal birch]

s e x o u t f i t

[misty moss]

yes

the only other outfit i have really that shows legs is my fancy dress outfit

even then its mostly blocked out

[severe garnet]

[unreal aspen]

how is it to drive

[severe garnet]

It’s fun

Especially when you drive it in the quarry

[unreal aspen]

noted

[static flare]

What car is that

[severe garnet]

Visione

[static flare]

And why does it have the bottom of a matchbox car lol

[lethal birch]

that's dr dre

[patent knot]

it can't be

he's locked up in slim shady's basement

[lethal birch]

i too had the same glitch

[quiet merlin]

kuul shit

sad that 3 heavy sniper rounds destroy it

[subtle fog]

not to be a nerd, but you'll find 98% of supercars and even sports cars are flat bottom for better airflow underneath the vehicle irl

[lethal birch]

GUYS

[static flare]

Damn

Never knew that

[unreal aspen]

but that's standard armor

[static flare]

Thats actually kinda interesting

[unreal aspen]

what more do you expect from a go kart

[lethal birch]

:D

[golden harness]

@lethal birch Shitposting is only allowed in #memes-and-shitposting.
Shitposting is a failure to make a constructive post, posting memes, trolling, or other forms of degrading the chat quality.
This is up to the moderator's discretion. https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Shit Posting
Requested by: @unreal aspen

[static flare]

Alright pack it up and move to #archive_media

[lethal birch]

THATS A POINT

[unreal aspen]

#memes-and-shitposting *

[static flare]

Ah sorry

[lethal birch]

imma get ban aint i

[static flare]

No

[quiet merlin]

more than a faggio

[static flare]

But if you keep doing it maybe

[patent knot]

floor panels on cars improve aerodynamics, reduce drag

and if you really wanted to get crazy with it, active aero underneath the car

😉

[lethal birch]

this aint shitposting if its about gta right

astrosoup

no

TapeLegends

[unreal aspen]

TapeWormLegends

[lethal birch]

see the gloves?

astro aint got those

[static flare]

Why doesnt canada have car brands

Like they make all sorts of shit

[unreal aspen]

[static flare]

I just realized it

Like

Theres no car brands based there

[lethal birch]

canada

just realized i gave out too much personal info in that one screenshot

[patent knot]

you've never heard of a single one of those

i guarantee it

[static flare]

Okay, they all make like

What

3 cars?

[patent knot]

canada doesn't make anything but syrup

[static flare]

2 concepts, 1 running

[unreal aspen]

or hockey sticks

[patent knot]

i mean, no cars, we don't even make vaccines anymore, what the fuck do we generate

[severe garnet]

Maple syrup

[fervent sleet]

@patent knot canada makes fit girls though

[patent knot]

[unreal aspen]

debatable

[fervent sleet]

Some are

[static flare]

Oh shit Tape uses schoology like a chad

[fervent sleet]

Some r

[unreal aspen]

don't you learn the cell cycle in 6th or 7th grade

[static flare]

Hes also into Gta 5 cheats, the russian revolution, and uses whatsapp

[fervent sleet]

U see, canadians

[quiet merlin]

bruh

what's going on

[static flare]

Dem hoes ugly

[unreal aspen]

[static flare]

"Singles sluts in yer area, dont'cha know?"

[patent knot]

[static flare]

[patent knot]

i won't judge if your type is the front page of google images after searching "canadians girls"

[lethal birch]

my type is the 2nd page of google image for "jesus lewds"

dont ban me mods

nauruto runs away

[unreal aspen]

[static flare]

That was some middle school shit

[lethal birch]

who middle school?

me?

naw

def not

https://tenor.com/view/excuse-me-scuse-me-looking-around-confused-who-gif-6077244

[unreal aspen]

yet you're studying cells and dna

[static flare]

Ong

That was what i learned at the start of 7th grade

[lethal birch]

i knew that screenshot revealed too much

have to go into hiding again

[patent knot]

are you.... 12?

[unreal aspen]

[wanton flame]

[severe garnet]

[lethal birch]

no

are you?

[lethal birch]

discord mods be like

pavel simp

kapitan?

[fervent sleet]

HAHA IM DEAD

[fervent sleet]

Captain in russia

[lethal birch]

Kapitan

kapitan

[patent knot]

[lethal birch]

awaiting orders kapitan

[fervent sleet]

IDK THE SUB GUY SAYS IT

[lethal birch]

press this, and we all die

[fervent sleet]

He continues to do an animation clicking the switches lol

I Hate pavel

Hes like "my sub"

[lethal birch]

:O

[fervent sleet]

NO ITS MINE HOE

I paid 9mil for it

[lethal birch]

go back to where you hate pavel

how dare you

[fervent sleet]

Hes annoying

He says kapitan 12 times

[lethal birch]

thats good

Our sub

hes to only person i dont mind calling me

He knows how to operate submarine

[unreal aspen]

spelling 100

[lethal birch]

You use many words comrade

Have you ever tried shooting the missiles at the people on the flying bikes

Great sport here in America

[mighty bolt]

Yeah we usually shoot MI58S normal pedestrians over in usa

[unreal aspen]

no advertising

[lethal birch]

Yeah that seems about right

[unreal aspen]

props to you

paleto bunker 61 sales

[lethal birch]

Yeah, about that

[wooden garnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/769665063949828097/789499274740236338/Grand_Theft_Auto_V_18-12-2020_19_44_59.png

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/769665063949828097/789499250056757268/Grand_Theft_Auto_V_18-12-2020_19_44_22.png

Not bad for a first run

[patent knot]

very swell

[unreal aspen]

9:25 on a first run? damn

[wooden garnet]

Coulda been better tbh

[patent knot]

yeah no how dare you take 9 minutes and not get more money

failed run

[wooden garnet]

No, 'cause I fell off the bike twice while offroading

And almost failed stealth twice

[patent knot]

bike

[wooden garnet]

Once inside the compound, once at the docks

Offroading a Winky is more

[patent knot]

using your god-given two legs

[wooden garnet]

Using my AI generated two legs and two hands

Swimming away from the island

[patent knot]

oh god no

[wooden garnet]

Oleg's next heist run

Swimming away and still getting Elite

[patent knot]

no vehicle run

he has to do sub entrance too

[wooden garnet]

Yes

[brittle tundra]

Wait so I have to scope out all of this shit?

Wtf there’s so much

Stuff

[wooden garnet]

No you don't need to scope all of it

Just scope the compound and the stuff at your planned exfil point

If you wanna use the Main Dock to escape, ignore the stuff in the North Dock.

And so on

[brittle tundra]

oh alright

do i need the grappling shit

[wooden garnet]

Not really

[gloomy bane]

nr if ur doing drainage trunnel

[brittle tundra]

and uniforms

[wooden garnet]

Not those either

[brittle tundra]

so none of that?

[wooden garnet]

Uniforms allow a Big Con approach

But you can stealth it

[brittle tundra]

oh

ok

bet

[wooden garnet]

If you wanna do BC, get the uniforms

[brittle tundra]

kk

imma do stealth

[dusky timber]

he failed to provide

[brittle tundra]

lmao

[unreal aspen]

sorrowvibez sounds like the typical edgy/emo name

[brittle tundra]

[gloomy bane]

stop flexing

[brittle tundra]

what

[gloomy bane]

ahhh

thos animated emojis

[brittle tundra]

bruh

its an emote

[gloomy bane]

ya ik

[brittle tundra]

it aint that serious

[gloomy bane]

it was a joke

[brittle tundra]

couldn't tell

[lethal birch]

lmao

[humble cobalt]

Anyone else have this glitch?

[wooden garnet]

Box-arine

[lethal birch]

thats your sub?

box-marine

like mgs

F**k.

lol

[gloomy bane]

to be continued

[analog basin]

https://youtu.be/24X6hsfXyGQ

[unreal aspen]

the fuck

[dense harbor]

I don´t speak "le fishe au chocolat"

[gloomy bane]

thats french man

[true bough]

Why does that yellow mission keep going away when I drive to it?

[storm mica]

the LD?

[true bough]

Yes

[storm mica]

wdym go away

[true bough]

Wait, not that, it’s where the arrow is

It’s similar to LD

I’m trying to buy submarine

But says I have to do mission first

[storm mica]

this?

[true bough]

I’ll join new session, it’ll show, one sec

[worn flower]

You mean still slipping radio?

[true bough]

I don’t remember, but whatever the case, how can I play the mission needed to buy the sub?

[storm mica]

you don't need to play any mission to buy the sub

[gloomy bane]

u need to go thru the music locker cutscene with miguel

[storm mica]

it's at the casino

[true bough]

Ah I see, but I did that when the DLC came out

Guess it didn’t save perhaps

[storm mica]

go to the casino

and go to the side door

[true bough]

Here is the mission, if I drive to it, it goes away

[storm mica]

do you see the music icon

that's where you should be going

the yellow icon only adds the new radio to ur vehicle

[true bough]

Oh, I wonder why it disappears

[unkempt kayak]

pro racing

[true bough]

Ok it actually stayed this time, fixed

[onyx bronze]

https://youtu.be/qMvjqTRcN_M

[storm mica]

[unreal aspen]

when it goes away that means the scavenger hunt started

[true bough]

I ended up making it over there, but thanks!

[finite path]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=07mKBW1LoLk

[zinc storm]

??

[unreal aspen]

what's your question

you can go back there in freemode

once you complete the heist

[zinc storm]

read that

[unreal aspen]

ok

[wooden garnet]

It says...take flight...go to Cayo Perico...dance...

What's confusing about it

[zinc storm]

but you cant do that

you cant book flights in gta

[wooden garnet]

It never said book a flight

[unreal aspen]

just go to the marker on your map near lsia

[wooden garnet]

Just catch one from the airstrip

As it takes off

[unreal aspen]

@wooden garnet is this good

[wooden garnet]

Yes

[unreal aspen]

@wooden garnet holy shitas

[wooden garnet]

[unreal aspen]

[wooden garnet]

Lemme find my best time from that site

[hearty trout]

Submarine? More like helicopter and jet aircraft carrier.

[unreal aspen]

7.5s run

[lethal birch]

Does anyone wanna trade modded cars

[wooden garnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/662774504149483550/783974949719244810/Hel_yeah.PNG

I swear to god I had a sub 7s run but I can't find it anywhere

[tribal robin]

If only this was better it looks cool though

[lethal birch]

Too slow

[wooden garnet]

[lethal birch]

i don’t even hack it

Get to my level nub

[lucid violet]

The top of my sub has an npc stuck in it

[unreal aspen]

wow this hasn't been said thousands of times already

[bold flume]

The top of my sub has an npc stuck in it

😏

[sharp dune]

cool pic of the wheel

i think

[coarse talon]

https://youtu.be/we41QFZaLrQ

I was bored lol

[tardy oak]

is that casino fingerprint's or the cayo perico? cuz if its cayo perico can you give me the link?

[unreal aspen]

it's casino fingerprints

[wooden garnet]

Cayo Perico hacking ez

[unreal aspen]

not to me

i have to guess it

[gloomy bane]

u just gotta memorize it

[unreal aspen]

but it's obvious rockstar didn't want people to master this easily

[gloomy bane]

like casino

some ppl r already pros at the cayo perico hack

tbh its not easy

[wooden garnet]

Why having to guess it? It's the same pattern everytime

[proper grove]

@unreal aspen hi friend.

Just line up the top print and just count it down

[unreal aspen]

what?

[proper grove]

top one stays the same, then move the next 1 over, then the next 2 over, on and on

[unreal aspen]

hai fren @proper grove

[proper grove]

hold on lemme grab a ss

[lethal birch]

[unreal aspen]

oh i think i see what you mean

[wooden garnet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKrjlcEagaw

[proper grove]

litereally this

[wooden garnet]

Ez

[unreal aspen]

oh

[proper grove]

make it all the same and count it down

[wooden garnet]

Same pattern everytime

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/786985943395467294/787713054678581328/image0.gif

[gloomy bane]

literally

[unreal aspen]

thanks guys

[gloomy bane]

wtf i never knew that

[proper grove]

It's not the same, it's just that they don't really randomize the pattern

pretty dumb of them lmao

[wooden garnet]

Pretty dumb

[gloomy bane]

yo thats so easy

[wooden garnet]

The options shoulda been RnG

[proper grove]

I thought for sure I wouldn't be able to do it, but I tried and boom

[unreal aspen]

they were probably too lazy to make an actual hacking thing

[wooden garnet]

Not in a particular order everytime

[gloomy bane]

so all i gotta do is find the first part and im done

and u gotta know how to count

yo that helps so much thx!!

[unreal aspen]

@wooden garnet don't complain though, just makes everything much easier

[wooden garnet]

I've done the hacking like five times so far (four retries yesterday, first successful heist today) and I can easily boast a time of 30-35s or so for three prints.

I didn't count

[wooden garnet]

I dunno, I woulda liked a challenge

[gloomy bane]

gotta remember this op tirck

[wooden garnet]

Like how we compete speedrunning prints

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/786985943395467294/787713054678581328/image0.gif

[gloomy bane]

i dont think it wud be best for speedrun tho

[unreal aspen]

believe me it's challenging not knowing any tricks

[gloomy bane]

but its good for normal runs

[wooden garnet]

It is

[gloomy bane]

well there is a catch to every hack in gta o

[wooden garnet]

You can easily realize this trick when you play a regular run of the heist as well

I think I realised this on Gtamen's livestream, his first heist

Pretty simple

Same as the VoltLab hack

[gloomy bane]

there is an easy way with the voltlab hack?

cuz i dont rlly like to trial and error

[vagrant fulcrum]

@gloomy bane highest voltage w/o exceeding first, then the last 2 are just trial and error but its p easy

[wooden garnet]

It's basic mathematics

Not even TaE

[vagrant fulcrum]

It takes a lil fidgeting

[wooden garnet]

All symbols signify math operators

Like x2, x1 and x10

[vagrant fulcrum]

Yeah

[gloomy bane]

oh ok i didnt realize

[wooden garnet]

And your final result is the sum of them all

[vagrant fulcrum]

I didn't know any of those at the time

[wooden garnet]

Took me ten seconds first time scoping out to realise what it was

Only to find out that all lines were connected straight

[gloomy bane]

so is the top x1?

[wooden garnet]

Order is RnG. But you can find that out pretty easily.

[gloomy bane]

ok

[wooden garnet]

Just watch the final result below

[vagrant fulcrum]

3 years of electrical engineering and R* still manages to stump me with something completely outside of that stuff

[wooden garnet]

[gloomy bane]

when u need to know math to play gta

hope they dont add a hack where u have to know calculus and quantum physics

and a business where u actually need to know economics and finance

[vagrant fulcrum]

Imo the fingerprint hack is just basic cross referencing

Idk how people are having trouble with it

[gloomy bane]

ik u just need average memory

and ppl dont even know how it works

well now i know an easy way to the clone hack

[vagrant fulcrum]

You just need to keep an image in your head for more than 1 second

[gloomy bane]

i just memorize every fingerprint and then hack it

[vagrant fulcrum]

Damn

[gloomy bane]

i hope cayo perico hacks dont mess up my casino hacks

[vagrant fulcrum]

I just compare the two images lol

[gloomy bane]

oh most ppl memorize it

but there is more than one way to do the hack

[vagrant fulcrum]

Nice

I could probably memorize it

[gloomy bane]

ya it isnt that hard

[dense harbor]

OMG

OMG

OMG

[unreal aspen]

OMG
OMG
OMG

[pure finch]

OMG
OMG
OMG

[wooden garnet]

:FeelsSpamMan:

[lethal birch]

If u fail to much

[tribal snow]

Spain without the s

[paper gate]

What goes through the graphic designers heads

[unreal aspen]

the wrist

[paper gate]

N hand

[unreal aspen]

when they put an old ladies hand on a young woman

[paper gate]

U forgot the 8in middle finger

I think she's a zombie

Her meds going out

[hidden ginkgo]

Take off fails miserably 😂

[vital crow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HY5V_f9kiUs

[severe garnet]

[brittle tundra]

is that a

explosive round shotgun in ur inventory

immediate trash

[primal haven]

@brittle tundra nae nae garfield style

[carmine jasper]

Another one in the bag

[brittle tundra]

[north coral]

When is the new cars coming ?

[past lion]

1.5 mil for solo mission is damn good

At no cost of braincells due to randoms

[brittle tundra]

its drip feed we dont know

we can assume 1 vehicle a week tho

atleast

[north coral]

Oh okay

Thanks

[primal haven]

Smile

[past lion]

Thats a nice shot, were they moving? Hard to tell from a second long clip

[chilly tulip]

@lethal birch

[steep osprey]

+2 mil for plane renovations

[lethal birch]

lol

[lethal birch]

Stay outta my sea space

[hearty trout]

biggest gays alive

[analog basin]

https://youtu.be/24X6hsfXyGQ

[lethal birch]

how

its gta after all

[severe garnet]

[storm mica]

[lethal birch]

the sub is comically long

[gloomy bane]

yep

[lethal birch]

damn what a view

[gloomy bane]

oh wow

[lethal birch]

sitting in a beached sub is illegal apparently

[median mauve]

I can't believe they made it drivable

[lethal birch]

i forgot how shitty this game is

[finite light]

I made this in honor of the Veto.

[lethal birch]

speaking of the tiny go kart thing

[severe garnet]

Tfw the veto isn’t even raceable

[finite light]

Soon.

[severe garnet]

[lethal birch]

holy shit this thing is fucking huge

[storm mica]

everyone gangsta until gokarts take over gta

[lethal birch]

man got ballistic missiled and instant rage

[true plinth]

Does anybody have a female joggers glitcg

[lethal birch]

Did that last Rocket rage quit or something

lmfao

imagine not going underwater when you're under attack

[exotic crescent]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cfqb4dwYBm4&ab_channel=LucaT

[twilit trellis]

So apparently “fencing fee” is for this

[rough skiff]

fencing is a very serious sport after all 😤

[lethal birch]

Mans died to a RCBandito tackle

[twilit trellis]

Yeah, I do live fencing irl (I don’t practice it but I have a friend that actually used to practice it

[storm mica]

@twilit trellis

[ornate pelican]

the wall

[twilit trellis]

I hate those types of players when racing

[tough pasture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/544554507066146816/789639598103330836/18-12-2020_23-22-56-wa3s1pyc.mp4

[lethal birch]

what the fuck

[chrome zenith]

modders hate this

[hearty trout]

looks like they're having fun

[pseudo wigeon]

Love seeing this in publics

[brittle ember]

https://youtu.be/6oB-2LHeUCA

[chrome zenith]

Pavel is just the best NPC xD

or lets say coolest

[brittle ember]

kap'i'tan

[hearty trout]

I hate Pavel

like 90% of his dialogue I wish I could just respond with "Did I ask?"

He doesn't feel like a real Russian either

[lethal birch]

I mean, having in mind our protagonist is a mute psychopath...

[pseudo wigeon]

Wrong but ok

[patent knot]

if your response to anything is "Did I ask?" then it's less a problem with Pavel

[lethal birch]

Honestly bro

[earnest obsidian]

They cursed us on Xbox

[forest marten]

Ooof

[earnest obsidian]

All Xbox users are devil worshippers

Confirmed

[brittle ember]

Now all of Discord know's you're an asshole

[hearty trout]

I do not care

my Serbian friend hates him too

I am Russian and I just hate that Rockstar did an annoying depiction of a soldier

[dim turret]

wat

[hearty trout]

I know Americans will love him because he is the most stereotypical Russian character alive

He is the physical embodiment of the wannabe slav

[rough skiff]

i like pavel cause hes cheap

[hearty trout]

That's one good thing about him

only $150 a day

so $54,750 a year

dirt cheap for someone running a submarine alone

[rough skiff]

thats actually high for someone in the US though

if we're including part time

[hearty trout]

That's not high where I live

Because where I live the real estate business is in the 4th dimension

[rough skiff]

what the fuck the text is so small

[rough skiff]

i havent slept in 50 hours

[hearty trout]

You must be Jesus then

[rough skiff]

https://www.fbi.gov/contact-us/

[pseudo wigeon]

Wow you have the whole squad laughing over your 2012 memes

[true plinth]

What yall think

[pseudo wigeon]

The outfit?

[true plinth]

Yea

[pseudo wigeon]

2/10

[true plinth]

Pretty nice

[fervent sleet]

Any1 else have these

Got them a few years back

[lethal birch]

fricking glirch

[storm mica]

you "tried to ping" 290k people just to look at this

[cold zealot]

[storm mica]

don't be so stupid

[true plinth]

😩

[storm mica]

what made you think you should ping 290k people for this

ugh

[glass mortar]

i'd remove that if i were you @vital crow

advertising is against the rules

[vital crow]

oh

that i thought was just cool

i dit not know it was advertizing

sorry

[fringe kindle]

sub on land

[storm mica]

[lethal birch]

This also belongs here

[fading tangle]

mmm yes

[lethal birch]

Aggressive cash op af

[quiet merlin]

literally aggro cash can get you the max for pink diamond solo look @wise mica

[hearty trout]

There are two types of people in the GTA Online race lobby

[storm mica]

[hearty trout]

uhhh

is this something new?

[slender carbon]

oh no

[storm mica]

[hearty trout]

nevermind

[lethal birch]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LgVz69qsis

[patent knot]

i didn't even do anything

this random ass npc started driving stupid

wtf

[last ferry]

Yo what's that car

[patent knot]

8f drafter

she got out, made another loop and fucking went back what the fuck

[last ferry]

Oh thx

[earnest obsidian]

It was at this moment he knew he fucked up

[slender carbon]

[fast thicket]

[lethal birch]

[brittle siren]

managed to get inside ls customs

[austere cosmos]

It's not hard

[hearty relic]

10-1

[lethal birch]

10-1

[hearty relic]

10-1

Wait

Why do u have a modder role

They allow modders now?

[delicate ledge]

Today on griefer stories

I was riding around in my go kart and got shot randomly. I got killed amd saw the person who killed me going for someone else. So I grabbed my speedo custom and went after them. They tried to blow me up but I killed him with my machine gun 3 times and then he went to passive mode.

[hearty relic]

I play Xbox

[lethal birch]

nope

[hearty relic]

Did u use god mode

If u use god mode I no respecc u

[lethal birch]

who

[delicate ledge]

No I was in my speedo custom it can take like 3 rockets

[hearty relic]

Oh

[lethal birch]

oh

[hearty relic]

My friend said it usually takes one so idk

[delicate ledge]

Idk

[hearty relic]

Bc I once shit one with almost all my rockets and it never exploded so I ewod everytime it came near me

[lethal birch]

yea it takes 1 explosive to blow it up

[hearty relic]

Hm

Bro I was so bored earlier

So I went on gta and started fights

[eternal swallow]

@smoky plover

[smoky plover]

@eternal swallow

[lethal birch]

[signal night]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_f4ZAOsdnw&ab_channel=Spoolman

[austere cosmos]

It's already released, I think

You claim it like you do with the Paragon R Armoured

No idea how you unlock the option to claim it

[quiet merlin]

Speedo custom? Godmode user detected

[delicate ledge]

What?

Ohhh its because when I got my speedo I also started a delivery

[last ferry]

Huh really?

[unreal aspen]

So earlier you said you grabbed your speedo custom, but why would you do a nightclub sale with hostile players in the session? Seems like you did the godmode glitch

[delicate ledge]

Shid idk actually im getting confused

I wasn't on God mode

Hold on i think I have a clip

[lethal birch]

[unreal aspen]

Lemme just do some Sherlock Holmes stuff real quick

[lethal birch]

lol

[unreal aspen]

Everything doesn’t add up

[slim tendon]

So many godmode speedos but I never see any godmode mules

[unreal aspen]

You get killed by a hostile player, start a nightclub sale, then go after the hostile player with cargo?

[delicate ledge]

K just watched the clip. He killed me so I grabbed my speedo and shot a rocket but it didn't hit my van it hit the ground close to it so it didn't blow up

[unreal aspen]

Don’t know man, the stuff here just doesn’t add up

@delicate ledge send the clip here

[delicate ledge]

I cant

Its on my ps4

[unreal aspen]

Take a video from your phone of the recording

[lethal birch]

lmao

[slim tendon]

What if he doesn't have a phone

[unreal aspen]

Then what’s he using for discord

[lethal birch]

[slim tendon]

PC

[last ferry]

Asking the real question

[unreal aspen]

He has the mobile icon on his profile

[delicate ledge]

I'm using my ps4 for discord

Using the web browser

[unreal aspen]

[last ferry]

Oh bruh

[delicate ledge]

Lmao

Look what I started

[chilly tulip]

[unreal aspen]

Yeah, that’s definitely the speed of console typing

[delicate ledge]

Yeah

[lethal birch]

lmao

[delicate ledge]

Monke

[bleak steppe]

monke