gta-media

[quiet merlin]

@chilly tulip orbed someone for no reason

[chilly tulip]

Nice! Keep up the good work, Mors!

[storm mica]

[carmine jasper]

Imagine not orbing people for no reason and making a 10 minute clip out of it

[chilly tulip]

There’s always a reason.
Easy RP.

[carmine jasper]

That’s true

[lethal birch]

At the cost of 500k

[carmine jasper]

750*

Manual orbing is no

[quiet merlin]

Lol Steve's video has 1 dislike

[lethal birch]

"It costes 750.000 dollars to fire this weapon... For one shot"

[carmine jasper]

What a scrub why would you ever dislike

[chilly tulip]

Worth every penny.

[lethal birch]

ugly

[nocturne terrace]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/619332309023195163/785087305354444800/unknown.png

[dusky timber]

sample text

[grizzled shadow]

poor vault guy

[dawn jetty]

they never tell him nothing

[carmine jasper]

Every time you hit him in the head he loses memory of what happened so he forgets everything the next time you try to rob the casino

Poor guy

[dawn jetty]

he is in hell and we are the demons. his torture is neverending

[carmine jasper]

That’s until gta 6 comes out and this game dies

So yeah never ending is pretty correct

[lethal birch]

[golden harness]

Banned LuciFear#3802 (Case #80482) (user notified with a direct message)

[lethal birch]

xD

[nocturne otter]

imagine riding a armored kuruma on race xD

[lethal birch]

[lethal birch]

wow you killed someone with auto aim much epic

lol

[lilac yacht]

Kinda mad ngl

[nocturne otter]

LMAO the take

[lethal birch]

how many times did ya fail btw

Agressive cash pays the most

[fervent sleet]

Imagine being that bad

Sorry but ye, ur just bad

[lilac yacht]

Once

[lethal birch]

oh

[lilac yacht]

We failed once

They sucked at looting

[fervent sleet]

@lilac yacht ur shit at the game

Lol

[nocturne otter]

I got 0.7m for 30% yesterday

[fervent sleet]

😂

[lilac yacht]

Not to mention they got shot like a million times

[lethal birch]

hhahahah thats so bad hahahha

[lilac yacht]

I was the only guy who killed anyone and got most of the cash

[lethal birch]

lol

what level where they??

[nocturne otter]

Just getting few dollar means he's shit at the game

Imagine

[lilac yacht]

Somehow higher then me

[lethal birch]

[lilac yacht]

I’m level 75

[lethal birch]

i am to

actually 74

[lilac yacht]

Yet they were 101 and 208 and they sucked

[lethal birch]

hahahha probs spoilt shhhhhhhhh

im level 333

modder

probs

[lilac yacht]

Damn that’s pretty good

[lethal birch]

its not modded

[lilac yacht]

Bro how

[lethal birch]

not the rank :P

but the money yea

[lilac yacht]

Lots are over that level

Wait what

[merry lava]

I'm almost 300

[lethal birch]

nvm

[proper grove]

Purple screen looks epic

[merry lava]

I'm 252

[lethal birch]

Dam modders with there bought levels

[merry lava]

Lmao

[lethal birch]

huh how many days do you have in game

[proper grove]

Rank 472 😎

[lethal birch]

[proper grove]

getting close to that silver rank

[severe garnet]

132

[nocturne otter]

91

[lethal birch]

[wooden garnet]

Hmm yess

Bus bois

[severe garnet]

Nothing wrong In this pic

[wooden garnet]

How about this

[severe garnet]

Nothing wrong either

[wooden garnet]

The face on that painting is my face

[severe garnet]

Just a floating artwork

[lethal birch]

lol

[severe garnet]

DCH at its best

[lethal birch]

[wooden garnet]

I wouldn't say best

[carmine jasper]

Clips of me sniping people for no reason (they were kinda mean tbh)

[lethal birch]

@fresh slate

[static flare]

How do you get a thermal scope?

[lethal birch]

research

bunker

[wooden garnet]

Thermal Scope ADS looks cringe

Reason why I never bothered researching it

I have like 10 items left

[severe garnet]

Remember the thermal scope Franklin used in the merry weather heist? (Freighter approach)

I like that one

[lethal birch]

yep

saw a clip of darkviperau using it yesterday :P

[wooden garnet]

Yeah, that's the best one.

[lethal birch]

but isnt it for normal sniper and not heavy sniper

[wooden garnet]

Advanced Scope + Thermal

[lethal birch]

[carmine jasper]

I just use thermal scope just so I can have my bulletproof helmet and thermal scope at the same time.

[unreal aspen]

Thermal scope ftw

[lavish spoke]

im gonna kill chop

[unreal aspen]

[lavish spoke]

im on

[lethal birch]

no

[barren sonnet]

between the 2 windows

[candid veldt]

lol

[barren sonnet]

and on right is kitchen where me mom cooks

[unreal aspen]

Why are you showing us your house

[barren sonnet]

this is before i bought it

my dad bought

[unreal aspen]

You bought it?

Oh

[wooden garnet]

[abstract lake]

nice house

[unreal aspen]

@barren sonnet you still didn’t answer my question, why are you showing us your house

[barren sonnet]

so i could show u where i play so u could know that i cant go to club in front of mom

[abstract lake]

would you go to the club if your parents werent at home

[static flare]

Damn nice place

[abstract lake]

i hope you dont

[static flare]

Lock your windows

[barren sonnet]

my sis would blackmail me

[wooden garnet]

Understandable, have a great day 👍

[barren sonnet]

this is house

[unreal aspen]

What a family

[static flare]

Damn

[barren sonnet]

my dad paid 650k is that expensive

[static flare]

Windows look breakable

Thats rough

[abstract lake]

you live in the middle of the woods?

[unreal aspen]

A sister that’ll blackmail you, parents that let you play gta at 13

What a family

[barren sonnet]

we dont have vaulaubles

[static flare]

We dont care

Damage us damage

[unreal aspen]

650k is high for a house that small

[static flare]

Money loss is money loss

Debt is debt

And why the fuck are you showing your house in a fucking gta related channel

[barren sonnet]

it is 30 minutes away from dc

[unreal aspen]

A friend of mine had his parents get a large single family house for 650k

[abstract lake]

u trying to dox yourself ?

[static flare]

Lmao

[barren sonnet]

want to know the address?

[abstract lake]

.

[unreal aspen]

No

[static flare]

I mean

[barren sonnet]

123 ur mom gay

[static flare]

If youre offering

[lethal birch]

[unreal aspen]

Your maturity level really shows there

[barren sonnet]

my parents will hurt me if i give

[abstract lake]

[static flare]

HAHAHAHAH SO FUNNY OH MY GOD HAHAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNY

You sure this guy is 13

[lethal birch]

lmao

[unreal aspen]

@barren sonnet you would’ve just doxxed yourself

[unreal aspen]

He admitted it in #gta-online

[barren sonnet]

take a joke

[static flare]

Yeah i can tell

[unreal aspen]

But aren’t jokes supposed to be funny @barren sonnet

[barren sonnet]

yes

[wooden garnet]

sup's going on here

[barren sonnet]

i know my joke not funny

[unreal aspen]

“123 ur mom gay” isn’t funny

[barren sonnet]

ok

sorry

[static flare]

Damn shits wild

Anyways hammer or crowbar

[barren sonnet]

hammer hurts more

[static flare]

Damn straight

[barren sonnet]

but crowbar is uncomfurtable

[abstract lake]

crowbar fits

[barren sonnet]

make the end of a crowbar really heavy

[barren sonnet]

someone tell me if this is good graphics

[wooden garnet]

The screen is covered in small weird dots

[storm mica]

uhh

what resolution is that

[wooden garnet]

And I can't tell if it's just because you're using a phone to click pics

[lethal birch]

And I can't tell if it's just because you're using a phone to click pics

yep

dunno

[wooden garnet]

Or if the game actually looks that way

[storm mica]

but the trees looks poorly rendered

[wooden garnet]

It's low res for sure

But the screen pixels are

[lethal birch]

maybe u should get a better screen

[barren sonnet]

like a new monitor?

[lethal birch]

Yh, 4k?

[storm mica]

what's ur current monitor

[barren sonnet]

if i get a new monitor will my graphics be better

AMD Radeon HD 7450

my monitor?

[lethal birch]

radeon hm

[storm mica]

yeah

[lethal birch]

wait does ur pc support radeon vega graphics (amd)?

[barren sonnet]

idk

ill look into it

[lethal birch]

alr

[proper grove]

good graphics is max

[rocky apex]

if you want good graphics buy a pc for 20k lol

[proper grove]

my prebuilt for $3k does just fine

except for grass, that eats your fps and shits it out

[zealous saffron]

My 800 USD shittop can run GTA in very high just fine

[barren sonnet]

my parents say no to buying pc

[lethal birch]

Only if u save up your money

[fierce fulcrum]

Never give drugs to your truck

[mellow tundra]

Cum truck

[wooden garnet]

👍

[mellow tundra]

I also named my organization memes so I’m the ceo of memes

😎

[lethal birch]

Pog Clothing

1 or 2?

[wooden garnet]

Get on my level first

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/769665063949828097/777267762224693298/Hippie_3.JPG

@lethal birch 1 for me

[storm mica]

[spiral tapir]

1

[wooden garnet]

1 looks more KPop

[storm mica]

why

[unreal aspen]

[wooden garnet]

Just get blonde hair alongside

[lethal birch]

I dont like 2 bc alot of players have it

1 my favorite

[wooden garnet]

Your face build doesn't suit 2

[lethal birch]

Yeah i wanted to look a lil better but it looks weird

[wooden garnet]

Your character looks like a broke bum in 2

Homeless

[storm mica]

[lethal birch]

I used to have Vanoss's hair but i didnt like it

1

Only if i had a face paint then probably 2 but mostly 1

Imo dreads dont fit your character

[lethal birch]

Yeah it suits the ones that are doing gang rps usually

[lethal birch]

Im asian but i dont like kpop.

[wooden garnet]

heh

[lethal birch]

Chopped and dreads are meant for tryhards mostly. But i only have it bc it looks cool. (I dont like dreds for my character)

[wooden garnet]

My character has the most generic face in the world

[barren sonnet]

2

[lethal birch]

[barren sonnet]

what

[storm mica]

it looks bad that's what

[lethal birch]

It looks weird

I went with chopped

[storm mica]

this is the way

[barren sonnet]

ok

ur face is skinny and boney in 1

[lethal birch]

Yeah im gonna change face appearance lol

If i used face paint then it depends

[barren sonnet]

face paint is bad in this game

[storm mica]

ok your opinion is no longer valid

[plush storm]

what do you call a reverse trap

[wooden garnet]

That reticule size

Covers half the fkin screen

[unreal aspen]

bigger reticule size helps on console

[unreal aspen]

[wooden garnet]

Bigger reticule makes me cringe

Just can't stand it for some reason

[unreal aspen]

it helps though

i keep mine fairly small because i like the look of the smaller one

[severe garnet]

Same

[golden aurora]

Whos on?

[restive tendon]

lol

[chilly tulip]

Did someone really just post the stats for their modded PC account?

[restive tendon]

i was

[chilly tulip]

Flexing broke status. smh

[lethal birch]

u flexed ur modded account?

[chilly tulip]

Only $975M. Not even $1B.

[lethal birch]

wait fr?

[chilly tulip]

Whoever posted their stats only has $975M. Didn't even see who posted it.

[lethal birch]

ye

kinda sad

i got 3B in game

[chilly tulip]

On PC, you need at least $1T or you're broke.

[lethal birch]

oh

well looks like ik what

wait

Fairly sure this guy was cheating

https://mobile.twitter.com/bashi_hart/status/1335659500070637569

Bashi_hart (@bashi_hart)

#GrandTheftAutoV #XboxShare https://t.co/YBm47wHmae

▶ Play video

Twitter · Dec 6, 2020, 6:56 PM

thats gringiwht with a menu tho

idk tbh

not god mode

prob a modder in the lobby he got bullet protection

[chilly tulip]

They're on Xbox.

[lethal birch]

He was able to teleport around me, I couldn’t kill I’m and he seemed to always be able to perfectly headshot me

oh

i mean

wait

[chilly tulip]

Me? I'm broke on PC.

[lethal birch]

word

ohh i foud it

[chilly tulip]

I'm rich af on Xbox One though.

[lethal birch]

Doubtful

[chilly tulip]

SP mods are fine.
Rockstar only cares about online mods.

Social Club website.

Broke.

8000

[severe garnet]

1h of play time

[chilly tulip]

No, but if you try to flex your modded account, we're just going to laugh at you.

1H of playtime. smh

[lethal birch]

nah

i got 216 hours lmao

[lethal birch]

account got reset lel

[chilly tulip]

I wonder why it got reset 🤔

[severe garnet]

[lethal birch]

not sure

[ancient phoenix]

[fringe cloak]

The lads

[unreal aspen]

tbh it just looks like the servers took a shit and the lag is insane

[lethal birch]

paul and vin got arrested

Why does vin look so ugly

[teal crypt]

Nice day to fly

[lethal birch]

Opressor mk2 would like to know ur location

[teal crypt]

I delivered it to the military it's theirs now

[lethal birch]

Hey Michael Vsauce Here! Where are your fingers?

[chrome zenith]

[chrome zenith]

nice xd

[unreal aspen]

too edgy/emo

[storm mica]

[lethal birch]

@lethal birch to know

[frigid hedge]

Anyone know the shirt man?

[unreal aspen]

uversuspro

[lethal birch]

yea

what about him

[unreal aspen]

no i was just pointing it out

thats a ss from one of his older vids

[lethal birch]

ape with no brakes

[unreal aspen]

old account

[lethal birch]

thanks

[lethal birch]

how about these

[unreal aspen]

better

[chrome zenith]

i wanna press G

[lethal birch]

lmao

do it

[chrome zenith]

cant xd

[lethal birch]

how do i take a pic

[unreal aspen]

screenshot

[lethal birch]

how what button

[unreal aspen]

snipping tool

[frigid hedge]

I made his Gucci horse outfit I wanna do ape with no brakes but idk the name of the shirt

[frigid hedge]

Anyone?

[storm mica]

Uversuspro wannabe

And no i dont know the name of the shirt

[frigid hedge]

Yes he is so good

[storm mica]

Metpro is better

[lethal birch]

[frigid hedge]

project heli >

[storm mica]

Him too

[frigid hedge]

Heroic

[formal imp]

[lethal birch]

did the mk2 blow you up tho

[frigid hedge]

but xpert thief is supreme

[lethal birch]

yep

[frigid hedge]

[lethal birch]

[quiet merlin]

going to the movies

[ripe yew]

GTA V if it was a movie sequel intro

[flint wave]

Hold up

How come I don’t have snow

[ripe yew]

It’s rare

Or a modder was in the server

[flint wave]

Is it at different times for each console

Ah okay

[ripe yew]

Idk

[plush storm]

@ripe yew weeb

phone won't play mov sad

[ripe yew]

Congratulations, you played yourself.

[plush storm]

@ripe yew

go grind

update coming

[ripe yew]

Already have

Got 12m just sitting in maze banks

Probably make that 20m by the time the update actually comes out hopefully

[frigid hedge]

And forget the guy who literally lives the casino heist

[lethal birch]

xd

[lethal birch]

I've been grinding with my partner for a month now to make some garages but now we decided to spend the money on the submarine

rip garages

[ripe yew]

Guy that I met in freemode that got mad because I took a bounty off his head. He added me to a gc with his friends that I can’t really show because some of the stuff they said is extremely racist, but here’s the final aftermath of it.

[lethal birch]

aksaray is a name of a place I know in my city

omfg

[unreal aspen]

@ripe yew console chats in a nutshell

can't expect much nowadays

just your mom jokes and other lame insults

[ripe yew]

Surprise surprise, he also used repeated mom jokes every 30 seconds @unreal aspen

[unreal aspen]

had a guy the other day after getting clapped by me and twoshoes, he kept spamming "your trash"

improper grammar as well on top of that

[ripe yew]

Tryhards will say that you’re trash for killing them with an oppressor but it’s the opposite when they kill you with an oppressor

[lethal birch]

[ripe yew]

They’ll act like they just pulled off a bo3 tomohawk 360 and it pisses me off to hell and back

[lethal birch]

I'm all the time in passive mode so... not sure about dis

[ripe yew]

Same goes with orbital griefers

They’ll say 1-0 lzzz and leave

[lethal birch]

I don't suffer hiding from griefers

[ripe yew]

Having a positive K/D in this game is pain

Even if it’s 1.01, you’ll still be targeted by griefers and tryhards

It doesn’t matter in a game like GTA, so why have it?

Idk what goes through the mind of a tryhard but it must be unreal af

[lethal birch]

rockstars logic is underrated tho

just like the knows every what well happen

and they just watch

[ripe yew]

“If I have a positive K/D of 6 on a 7 year old game, maybe my next door neighbour crush will suck my piddlestick!”

[lethal birch]

that's a bit odd for me

[ripe yew]

It’s true tho, some tryhard insta accounts are toxic radiation emmitors.

They’re all like “I get bitches on my dick because i’m on another level” and “step down if you can’t handle me”. It’s painful to look at.

[lethal birch]

my insta bio be like studying ......

but they never knew what I'm studying

[lethal birch]

They think gta online is cod or battlefield

[lethal birch]

100% true

keep a low profile

wear free clothes ride a motorcycle and go in passive mode

Or anything casual

I wear free clothes and stay in passive mode and drive my comet happily with no one even scratching it

this is my comet btw

[storm mica]

looks bland

the build is ok

[unreal aspen]

graphics has left the chat

[storm mica]

don't see any shadows

[lethal birch]

i like it old classic

btw what shadows

oh I see

[unreal aspen]

like graphics settings

[lethal birch]

not that

[unreal aspen]

i have basically the same comet but black with gold rims

[lethal birch]

I mean where is the shadows supposed to show

[storm mica]

under the car obviously

[unreal aspen]

tbh comet retros don't look different from each other than colors

[storm mica]

yeah

[lethal birch]

idk I saw a stock white one and I fell in love with it

dats a screen shot from entering the office's garage animation

I have this issue

contacted rockstar

no use

[smoky hedge]

she cute ah tf you talm bout

[chrome zenith]

[unkempt kayak]

maybe im just slow but wasnt there a jump here?

[chrome zenith]

other side

[proper grove]

wrong bridge

or road or whatever

[lethal birch]

[unkempt kayak]

since when was it all the way to the left though

[storm mica]

never
wrong bridge

[lethal birch]

[unkempt kayak]

oh

THERE IT IS

[lethal birch]

[storm mica]

yep

[unkempt kayak]

thanks lol

[proper grove]

hahaha

thato ther one is a stunt jump

[unkempt kayak]

yes

[lethal birch]

Feeling cute, might burn some vans with AI files later idk

I wish we had half-balaclavas

Or at least half ski maks that didnt say "BIGNESS"

[lethal birch]

Very nice

[bold river]

thanks

akulas too

[lethal birch]

I mean, WE DO HAVE

But you cant save it unless it has a biker helmet or its hat

And its impossible to wear with 4x or 2x lens for example

[storm mica]

@nimble comet this is my weird ass keybinds
try them if u dare
works great for me at least

[nimble comet]

Thank you

[wooden garnet]

Thrusting with mouse

[lethal birch]

rookstar plz

let me access to my balcony

no

no

[proper grove]

Ikr

that balcony is so great as well as others

but hurr hurr no in fact we hide with curtains

[stiff holly]

you deserve to not be allowed on the balcony for having that interior

sharp is where its at

[lethal birch]

Look at my name

[stiff holly]

you got a point

[lethal birch]

[keen oar]

Feel like they gonna allow you to buy tickets from here

[random dew]

I feel proud

[storm mica]

Oh god 1.7mil from diamond

[random dew]

Yes

[lethal birch]

[storm mica]

Gta ragdoll mechanic

[keen oar]

Bruh it was diamonds and u only got 1.7?

[storm mica]

Sad

[remote laurel]

he was doing wit honly 2 people

ofc he cant take a lot

[storm mica]

Still

U can get 2.2mil for 85%

[remote laurel]

i get like 1,2mil with cash , with 2 people

[keen oar]

Yes

If he gave you 85% you get way more than 1.7 if you played it right in the vault

[storm mica]

Just dont even bother with cash

It’s a waste of time

[low carbon]

i got cash 2 times in a row and i havent unlocked the ability to cancel yet

im doing aggressive (my last approach needed) but i dont got anyone who wants to do AGGRESSIVE CASH

[severe garnet]

Then there’s me

[storm mica]

Just join some random dch

[severe garnet]

Who did all 3 approaches before owning my own arcade

[storm mica]

Me

[lethal birch]

[severe garnet]

Meaning my first time hosting a DCH it was art instead of cash

[lethal birch]

[wise narwhal]

[lethal birch]

[unkempt kayak]

Someone said I wasnt good in deadline just "luckier" and when I pulled with the 5 kills 1 death in last round they tried insulting me by calling me a "15 year old black kid"

[wooden garnet]

Well that was odd

[lethal birch]

Who pinged me

[storm mica]

Daily dose of orbing cargo

[wooden garnet]

[remote laurel]

What why is he doing that

Literally orb every single player in the session

Don't you get bored

[lethal birch]

activate windows

[storm mica]

He tryna get enough clips to make a compilation video over mr blue sky

[remote laurel]

Who is that

[storm mica]

A song

[remote laurel]

Oh

I normally do compilations but with csgo

[lethal birch]

what rank are you in csgo

[remote laurel]

The only compilation I've done in gta

For a tiktok

[remote laurel]

Silver 4

[lethal birch]

oh alright

[remote laurel]

I only play it for fun so I normally dont play competitive

[remote laurel]

@chilly tulip do you have bad sport?

[chilly tulip]

nope

[lethal birch]

One day I will be able to proudly wear this while destroying tryhards for the motherland /s

The version without mask looks highkey cute for me idk why

[lethal birch]

Here, changed the boots and the gloves

@bold river Have some Spetsnaz-Chan

Why do you WeirdChamp me

"spetsnaz-chan"

Yes

Literally the only female spetsnaz I've ever seen in fiction

Why spetsnaz chan

Because shes a spetsnaz (At least by the clothes) and well, the chan suffix is commonly used in Gijinka

[marble hill]

Guys does anyone know what this is??

[lethal birch]

The apc or the wood

@marble hill

[marble hill]

the wood

[lethal birch]

That's the speedophile spawn

[marble hill]

ohk

[remote laurel]

"don't worry man it's part of the plan, I heard that if your break your car as much as possible it goes faster"

[ripe yew]

[proud shadow]

gold is as good as artwork y’all

[lethal birch]

WHAT

you got a higher cut huh

lol

[dusky timber]

in other news, water is wet

[severe garnet]

Damn

I didn’t know water was wet

[smoky plover]

i didn't know gold is as good as artwork too

[dusky timber]

that's my way of presenting myself like a scummy elitist because i knew something that people didn't know or never bothered to learn

[kindred oracle]

i was afk and this happened. hopefully i wasn't dropped with a modded money

also, this looks like i'm having a gay stripper session in my apartment

[severe garnet]

Change

Session

[lethal birch]

tf

Party

[proper grove]

I've learned to never leave my shit afk in online lmao there's just too much risk in doing that

It'll only take a moment to load back in, better doing that than a modder doing some dumb shit somehow

[hoary rune]

afk in online is beneficial for passive businesses but you can just do it in invite only lobby

[proper grove]

at least dont go afk in a near full lobby

[pliant ether]

if someone tampers with your game you have to clear a mem cache and in order to do that you have to restart your game, ie. to remove cages for example

[oblique nest]

@lethal birch

[keen oar]

Cayo perico: day 1

[lethal birch]

Jumping online hmu for help

[lethal birch]

[fierce fulcrum]

On December 15st I will fly to the island on simple plane

And I will roam island on my special tourist car

[lethal birch]

ill job warp if i can

lol

flying backwards with smoke on

[crude otter]

This map real?

[lethal birch]

yea

[crude otter]

sick

[carmine jasper]

Is real but not the size is not confirmed yet...

[crude otter]

ahhh gotcha

[remote laurel]

BRUH moment

[restive jungle]

[lethal birch]

166 times

[static flare]

Honestly im scared to stary playing gtao on a pc

Cause modders

[lethal birch]

mhm

[static flare]

Cause if a modder drops me 20mil, and i get banned, i cant get my criminal mastermind bonus again i dont think

[proper grove]

man. so many kills.

how come the score doesn't make sense

[restive jungle]

Didn’t even see that

[wooden garnet]

That's a long match if I ever saw one

[lethal birch]

can anyone help me sell my businesses my psn is IIDrzxII (i dont know if im on the right chat)

[rough skiff]

@static flare R* support starting to stop banning and resetting for forced drops, just be honest about how much you were force fed and they'll correct

@lethal birch people have told you to use the LFG channels

[brittle tundra]

@dusky timber whats ur yt again?

do u have any other speedruns like the dch run u did?

[dusky timber]

i used to do stunt races but other than that not really @brittle tundra

[brittle tundra]

damn

[lethal birch]

The vault guard not doing his job 10/10

[ripe yew]

Out of curiosity, what car is that?

[oblique nest]

schlagen GT

[ripe yew]

Eh?

Looks nothing like one

I’m probably just not used to the interiors of cars lol

[lethal birch]

Thats because its a Krieger

[ripe yew]

Oh...

[ripe yew]

I’ve been played

Great

[lethal birch]

You cant tell by the small thingies it has on the back

[ripe yew]

Wait...

[lethal birch]

Wings?

[ripe yew]

It isn’t

Krieger doesn’t have a rear window

[lethal birch]

Guess it is a Schlagen

[ripe yew]

I’m curious as to who puts that roof on theirs

Looks ugly af in my opinion

[lethal birch]

Ngl thats the ugliest roof i've ever seen

[ripe yew]

Exactly

[lost urchin]

@wooden garnet soon TM

[wooden garnet]

get ready for the 1-0

[unreal aspen]

@wooden garnet orb saltymon then leave

[storm mica]

[lethal birch]

[lost urchin]

Not If I counter orb with his orb

[wooden garnet]

Battle of the Orbs

Sounds like an Amnesia DLC

[lost urchin]

GTA Online DLC: Battle of the Orbs!!

[wooden garnet]

How much is the orb room again?

[unreal aspen]

but, he'll orb you, then either camp in his facility or leave

[wooden garnet]

900k?

[unreal aspen]

yeah

[wooden garnet]

And 750k for one shot

1.65mil, easily one DCH

Sounds like a plan

[lost urchin]

amazing, prolouge

bbl

[wooden garnet]

Chapter One : Humble beginnings

[lethal birch]

r* please increase the orb cost

To 1 billion

[unreal aspen]

no

[lethal birch]

Yes

[hoary comet]

hope it gets a small holiday discount soon

[wooden garnet]

Free Christmas shot

Start the new year with a bang

[lost urchin]

meanwhile 'GTA Online rumored to be standalone

[lethal birch]

LMAO

[lost urchin]

because of how well RDO is selling

[wooden garnet]

Not so rumored as confirmed

GTAO Standalone coming out 2021

Expanded and Enhanced

[lethal birch]

All I want is to have a soviet livery in my savage

And the MK2 to be nerfed

Nerf it to the ground

[wooden garnet]

Mk2 missiles and countermeasures to be removed

[unreal aspen]

no

[wooden garnet]

Should do it good

[lethal birch]

Either make it fast but removes its weapons or make it slow as fuck
And it shouldnt even be a bike

[unreal aspen]

no mk2 nerf

[lethal birch]

Yes

[wooden garnet]

No, it's not a complaint about how broken it is in PvP, it's easy asf to deal with Mk2s

The problem is basic gameplay in general

[lethal birch]

The mk2 just broke the game

[wooden garnet]

The Mk2 overshadows any other vehicle in almost every field

[lethal birch]

And has a slow skill floor

[wooden garnet]

Which totally eliminates the variety in vehicle choice

[obsidian umbra]

didnt we get the gtao standalone confirmation before the rdr2 one

[wooden garnet]

Yes we did

[lethal birch]

Spani??

[wooden garnet]

GTAO Standalone annouced with PS5, RDO Standalone announced what, two days ago?

[lethal birch]

The Mk II is just a jack of all trades and doesnt deserve it

[wooden garnet]

Indeed

No vehicle does

[lethal birch]

It's an incredible transportation method, It has strong offensive and also defensive capabilities

Downsides: You cant pick up prostitutes

[wooden garnet]

buff the mk2

No prostitutes = useless

[storm mica]

n o

[lethal birch]

I would personally center in one of the three

Or nerf it in every sense making it a master of none

[storm mica]

#buffchernobog 👍

[lethal birch]

^

[wooden garnet]

No missiles and countermeasures and that makes it okay for me

[lethal birch]

Chernobog masterrace

[wooden garnet]

It can be the superior transport tool, I don't mind

The braindead means of transport

[unreal aspen]

#buffrcv

[wooden garnet]

EMGs on the Mk2 are fair game as well

[carmine jasper]

That would make it useless in PVE and only used for pvp

[wooden garnet]

You already have good stuff in PvE, so it's really not needed for the Mk2 to be the best in every field.

[carmine jasper]

Just removing it from existence would be great

[wooden garnet]

It's a good transport tool, and it's bad in PvE.

[lethal birch]

Or just transportation, duh

[wooden garnet]

Seems like fair deal to me

[lethal birch]

Its already REALLY fast

[wooden garnet]

just like a lot of the fast cars and jets

Like the Molotok for example

[lethal birch]

Have you tried flying an mk2 upside down

[carmine jasper]

Why not just use a vehicle like a lazer or a hydra tho

[wooden garnet]

And it has those EMGs in case you're thinking it's no loner weaponised

[lethal birch]

The MK2 is a personal vehicle

[wooden garnet]

That's op as hell. And pretty fun too.

[lethal birch]

Its basically a small jet you can spawn anywhere

To be honest I like the movement of the MK2

[wooden garnet]

I like the upside down Mk2

[lethal birch]

I would just remove its weapons

[wooden garnet]

It's fair in the sense that it takes skill to master

[carmine jasper]

Laughs in mk1 speed glitch

[wooden garnet]

Especially on K&M

[carmine jasper]

If the island will be in freeroam the mk1 speed glitch will be one of the best ways to get to it

[carmine jasper]

Can’t wait for all the glitches on the island

[wooden garnet]

Yes

[agile wedge]

Can I post links here?

[unreal aspen]

links to what exactly

[lethal birch]

This goes here

And this

[urban herald]

i have never seen a train in this game with the same freight cars till now

[lethal birch]

mhm

Normal i guess

FSB spetsnaz

And the KSSO Spetsnaz

[unreal aspen]

average cryhard outfits

[lethal birch]

Nah

90% of people using the left one are assholes

But the right one is at least 50%

And isnt fucking eyesore

[unreal aspen]

tbh

everyone that i see in game shoots me down on sight

[lethal birch]

tryhard :P

[unreal aspen]

so i don't really have the time to notice their outfits

[lethal birch]

I have standards

Both kill me in less then a second

Tbh most of them are assholes

But hey, I look badass and not too edgy

[unreal aspen]

that's true

the average cryhard makes their character look like an emo clown

which, irl the actual player is an emo clown 95% of the time

[lethal birch]

True

[unreal aspen]

so their character represents themselves

[lethal birch]

Tbh I started to dislike covering my face

I just think my character looks cute :(

[unreal aspen]

my characters face doesn't look that bad

if it looked worse i would always have a raccoon mask on

[lethal birch]

Also this

This is probably more on the meme axis of military outfits

[unreal aspen]

i have a gruppe sechs outfit with inspiration from ghillie's outfit

looks

[lethal birch]

This is based on Bogdan's crew

[unreal aspen]

i see

[halcyon drum]

Bruh

[lethal birch]

Is that a watchdogs outfit

[lean basin]

I think the crooked outfit from dch, sneaky outfit ones

[lethal birch]

I dont remember it having a smart jacket

I live for these orb vids

[lean basin]

One of them has, lol

[lean basin]

Cus you are not your own hero

[lethal birch]

That's one reason to be an asshole lol

[lean basin]

Can I see the pic u just told us about?

[lethal birch]

The game's loading

[lean basin]

Aha

[lean basin]

Nice one 👌

[lean basin]

Wow, this one has a great color scheme

[lethal birch]

By far my favorite one is the KSSO one

My bodyguard suit

[lean basin]

Oh I see!

[lethal birch]

Winter one

And a vest one for casual yet elegant use

Now to the male character

[lean basin]

Hm

I didn't play since Halloween, so my character is still in that creepy look, don't blame on me being a bad-styLed tryhard, lol

[lethal birch]

Lets see

[lean basin]

Umm, no pics on phone 😅

[storm mica]

another daily dose of orbing cargo

[chilly tulip]

Here's another one, since I'm so far behind.

[lean basin]

Here you go

[lethal birch]

Make a yr compilation

Yt

omg stop griefing people

[chilly tulip]

I'm going to put all the clips together once I earn $1M from destroying stuff.

[lethal birch]

your ruining my cargo that i sold on a 32 people loby!!!!!!

[storm mica]

[unreal aspen]

i thought you were serious for a second @lethal birch

[lean basin]

LoL

[lethal birch]

I wish my male character wasnt so ugly

Black suit

Red suit

[unreal aspen]

you have some pretty good outfits

[lean basin]

Woah, now that's what I'm talking about

[lethal birch]

Give him a mob suit

I was thinking on giving him a leather jacket with jeans for casual use

And one of the fancy expensive casino suits for the maximum flex

[lean basin]

Have you joined any socialclub crews yet?

[lethal birch]

From another angle looks a little bit better

[lethal birch]

Not yet

[lean basin]

This is when a tie looks good for dinner or party

[lethal birch]

Or an assasination

[lean basin]

Hm

[lethal birch]

I originally wanted to give him white hair

[lean basin]

It's not rare tbh

[lethal birch]

Also this is really annoying

[lean basin]

This one is good too

[lethal birch]

This GTA SA shadow

[lean basin]

Ah

[lethal birch]

His front face looks like Ray liotta

Yeah red shirt, black suit, white skin and hair

IS THAT A HELLTAKER REFERENCE?!??!'!!

[lean basin]

Hehe

[lethal birch]

lmao it does look like Ray

Make him a mafia member

It's fate

[lean basin]

A bit of dark hair color and there is the style too

[lethal birch]

This character is the holy grail of young european mafia members

[lean basin]

Join us?

[lethal birch]

Yes

[pure finch]

Thars the bro from goodfellas

[lethal birch]

Here's the original aspect I made

Tod means death in german, whacky sense of humour i have

Komm susser tod

[chilly tulip]

You tried ⭐

[lethal birch]

Lol

[unreal aspen]

steve using a weapon other than the orb

[storm mica]

[chilly tulip]

Shhh, don't tell anyone

[unreal aspen]

okie

[storm mica]

huh

tell what

to who

[pliant ether]

Steve not sitting in his chair at the desk for the orbital cannon? What is this?

[chilly tulip]

Don't worry, I went back to orbing cargo after that guy killed himself trying to kill me.

[unreal aspen]

ground attack in a rogue

[lethal birch]

Idea

With the white peaked cap you can make a milkman outfit

[unreal aspen]

but why would you need a milkman outfit in gta online

[lethal birch]

Because of the memes

Why do people dress like this

[livid girder]

y'all got the new arcade garage expansion?

[lethal birch]

Hot take: Doomsday vests look ugly and out of place

I used to be in IGN but then left cuz i knew how toxic it was

And then this lvl 8000 appears

Oh god

[unreal aspen]

level 8

but your name says level 294 and 125

[lethal birch]

That clipping makes me hurt

And the ski mask

[lethal birch]

Thats me when i was a low lvl

Dear god

[livid girder]

Doomsday vests can look great if you make them so, just like basically everything

[unreal aspen]

oh

[lethal birch]

Yeah

Doomsday vests look good in Duggan guards though

I had to reset bc my dumb brother took my lvl 202

I have a terrible idea

I already made a bogdan crew outfit

Time to make a casino guard one

[livid girder]

Create a duggan crew

[lethal birch]

Oh god

"Hewwo! You wooking for the wault? Right up awhead uwu!"

[livid girder]

YES

[lethal birch]

Beret + Ski mask doesnt look that bad

[lethal birch]

Youtube clout probably. Or trying to impress their favorite gta tryhard youtubers

[livid girder]

or they just like things that you don't like

[lethal birch]

Yup

Oh sweet jesus

[lethal birch]

Salvage hard drives

This makes me feel an emotion that doesnt exist

Wtf

"Felt cute, might survive 3 headshots idk"

[livid girder]

if this isn't your garage can you really say you're successful

[storm mica]

[livid girder]

too much wealth to fit in the peasant parking spots

At least they don't stay through sessions

[lethal birch]

Tachanka

[brittle tundra]

eh

doesn't look like a tank

like tachanka

looks like if tachanka got tanked

[lethal birch]

I would use the version with pockets

But in the female player model it clips really badly

I wanted to do a snow outfit but it looks so edgy

Any suggestions on how to make it less edgy

Here I tried to improve it a bit

Maybe white everything bc ur well hidden when the snow does come out well on pc its common

maybe i can use a white vest

Vest

Mask

Here's where I took inspiration from

[livid girder]

Try to use a tucked top

[lethal birch]

But snow is cold

[livid girder]

Use a warm tucked top then

[pure finch]

Its almost snow time in the state of san andreas

You need to wear warm

[lethal birch]

MY GOD ITS SO WHITE

[patent knot]

christ alive

you are snow

[lethal birch]

I could do some winter war jokes

[livid girder]

this is mine

[lethal birch]

Very nice

[livid girder]

Thanks :)

[lethal birch]

Guess the only outfit left is a GRU one

[rough skiff]

this is stupid but 84.6335% of why i got a menu is for the outfit customization

[livid girder]

lol some modder messed up the session so now my story mode weather is somehow snowy but the map is normal

fuck the snowflakes aren't visible

yikes 😬