gta-media

[storm laurel]

They can't really patch it without changing the way their servers are

[grave swan]

If bogdan gets patch the players that quit gta will make no sort of damage to rockstar as a company lol as their money is made by micro transactions if they patch the bogdan in fact it will make their game even better for them and the legit players

[lethal birch]

Yeah

[grave swan]

I dont think they can patch it what's so ever unless they count it as complete before you are paid

Which will never happen

[lethal birch]

Yes thats true but not everyone has money to buy sharkcards. But its mostly 6-12 year olds that steal their parents credit card for sharkcards or for fking v bucks

[storm laurel]

Yeah that's what I was thinking @grave swan

[grave swan]

I understand that but rockstar couldn't care because by you doing bogdan you just breaking their game personally I dont have a problem with glitches except Godmod and pvp glitches

[lethal birch]

Same

[grave swan]

As long as it doesn't affect anyone else game progress people can glitch all they like

[lethal birch]

But they only care if its money sadly. They dont care about godmode and pvp glitches

[grave swan]

True

Money glitches they should just ban people not hard to spot if someone has a shady account or not

[lethal birch]

Im wondering if i can send a yt link of gta wise

To here

[grave swan]

Like how can you have rank 8000

[lethal birch]

Fr

[grave swan]

Idk

[lethal birch]

Yeah i dont wanna send it yet

Lvl 8000 you rly have to lowlife the game 24/7 non stop

[storm laurel]

If it's GTA related and not owned by you / not related to recovery services, glitch tutorials, etc. then you're fine

[grave swan]

If you played 24/7 with triple rp the best mode you still cant get rank 8000

[lethal birch]

Yeah tbh theyd be at around lvl 200-500

[grave swan]

You can get to 1200 ledigit

If you had it since ps3

[lethal birch]

Or 360

[static flare]

@lethal birch #other-lfg-playstation

Or whatever it is

[tardy stone]

@lethal birch Use the appropriate Looking for Group (LFG) channel to find people to play with:
Apartment: #archive-ps｜apartment-heist-lfg
Casino: #ps4｜casino-lfg
Doomsday: #archive-ps｜doomsday-lfg
Everything else: #ps4｜other-lfg
Requested by: @earnest obsidian

[patent knot]

OOPS

how did i get up here

[lethal birch]

Pushed maybe?

[candid wagon]

https://youtu.be/IcoD0gjmxQI

[wooden garnet]

Anyway

Here's a random weird picture of me and my doppelganger

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/769665063949828097/783022347053039646/Grand_Theft_Auto_V_01-11-2020_17_53_37.png

[hearty trout]

aaand completed humane labs raid as heist leader

[wooden garnet]

Good shit

Now onto selling drugs

[hearty trout]

yeah

i got kinda lucky

these 3 stayed around for like 4 setups

so i didnt have to wait for randos

[lethal birch]

Wanna join me?

[keen oar]

This is one of the places you can store your submarin i am calling it

[wooden garnet]

I need that face mask

[lethal birch]

Its the black ski mask

[wooden garnet]

Glitched or can be used legit?

[lethal birch]

I did the telescope glitch to use it with the glasses

[lethal birch]

Can be used legit

[wooden garnet]

Oh RIP

[lethal birch]

What IS modded is the vest though

[wooden garnet]

Welp, gotta use the glitch now

[lethal birch]

Its quite simple

[wooden garnet]

Black armor on top

My outfits are all legit and hence boring

I never bothered doing any glitches

[lethal birch]

This is where I took inspiration from

[wooden garnet]

Looks super cool

I wonder if the infil suit pockets would look better on the outfit

[lethal birch]

The virgin tryhard vs The Chad Soldier

[wooden garnet]

yes

[lethal birch]

It clips with the weapon you hold I think

At least on the female model

[wooden garnet]

I dunno about the intricacies

I'mma see if I can glitch the infil suit pouches on my Anti-Tryhard outfit

Or the armor at least

[lethal birch]

Tbh I just want to do this in-game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MhuNw0IeTs

Imagine a LV 8 shoots you up in his pathetic bike with a compact rifle but it was a bait and a black dubsta2 comes in with 4 heavly armored players to shoot you down with assault rifles

[wooden garnet]

Nothing like moder rossiya

[lethal birch]

[lethal birch]

No, that place is Merryweather's base.

You can have an hangar in fort zancudo

[flint vale]

So I'm guessing I did stick the landing?......

most likely not

[wooden garnet]

Parking 101

[flint vale]

Ikr @wooden garnet

Why don't they teach kids this in driver's ed?

Smh

[wooden garnet]

They did teach parallel parking in GTA SA driving school

[flint vale]

Lol

I remember that actually

[wooden garnet]

I used to suck at it

[flint vale]

I was decent

Also I got a repost of some random shit that happened while me and my friend was chilling @wooden garnet

What makes the clip even better is how you can deadass see me not noticing the incoming jet symbol

[wooden garnet]

wtf-

Well that's a pilot on a stick if I ever saw one

[flint vale]

Honestly

Also wtf was his aim lmao

[frank fern]

https://tenor.com/view/grand-theft-auto-dmc-delorean-delorean-spinning-gta-gif-16264976

[wooden garnet]

[flint vale]

He got so close he fucking crashed and still didn't hit me

[wooden garnet]

kek

[lethal birch]

chineserap.mp3

[flint vale]

Deluxo spinning groups?;@frank fern

I shleep

Stromberg spinning groups

I'M LITERALLY WOKE TO THE MAX

Everytime I think I'm about get a cool clip lmao

The game starts hating me bruh

[lethal birch]

same energy

[primal haven]

Nice

That’s a file

[glass mortar]

@chilly tulip @wooden garnet @sterile egret

[wooden garnet]

Absolute madlad

[chilly tulip]

Nice! Bolt and I are ready for our CMM carries.

[wooden garnet]

[lethal birch]

Noice.

[glass mortar]

only one more to go

[sterile egret]

very good have a gold star for your efforts ⭐

[glass mortar]

[sterile egret]

You won’t Steve

[chilly tulip]

The List

[sterile egret]

Nope

[wooden garnet]

100-clip montage when

[chilly tulip]

I'll put all the clips together once I earn $1M from destroying stuff.

[sterile egret]

You have to make it in sync with Mr Blue Sky.

[storm mica]

Omg yes

I can already imagine how it would turn out lmao

[chilly tulip]

It's going to be beautiful. A true work of art.

[storm mica]

Hell ya

[sly maple]

Is Ricing cars bad?

[storm mica]

Like

Pouring rice on them?

[sly maple]

yes

[storm mica]

Then it’s good

Fix all ur car damage instantly

[summer slate]

i luv gta dont u 2?

[storm mica]

One video explains it all

[lethal birch]

i think you should remap context action to smthing else

[hoary rune]

i like how the guy's name is literally chinese

[storm mica]

Heh

[hoary salmon]

I just made this 9kd kid rage quit after it was 7-2 and I pulled a fully loaded 2k out my ass

poggers

[storm mica]

Lmfao

[severe garnet]

[hoary rune]

top kek

[vast burrow]

wow, are there more than cmm challenges?

[storm mica]

Theres 3 i think

[glass mortar]

there's CMM (which is only for the apartment heists)

and then there's CMM2/3/4

all of which are tied to doomsday

however CMM2/3/4 don't pay NEARLY as much as the OG CMM does

[vast burrow]

oh lol

[glass mortar]

it's 10 million versus 750k, 1.75 mil or 3.75 mil

[storm mica]

Last time me and my friends challenged cmm we failed in the dumbest way possible

[chilly tulip]

@lethal birch

[vast burrow]

and for OG CMM

its with the same team, but hb the fleeca job

its only for 2 players

[storm mica]

More people needs to see that tbh

[glass mortar]

the team of 4 people that you have, both need to complete fleeca @vast burrow

[chilly tulip]

Here's another response from Rockstar Support.

[glass mortar]

otherwise the counter won't be 3/27 when you move onto prison break

[spiral tapir]

What's the C mean?

[vast burrow]

oh alright thanks

Crew ig

what crew are you in @spiral tapir

[spiral tapir]

None

[vast burrow]

oh

[glass mortar]

C can only mean Crew

[vast burrow]

weird

[glass mortar]

probably just a visual bug

[spiral tapir]

I'm not in their crew

I do have an invite from them

[storm mica]

did u make it ur active crew

[oblique nest]

@chilly tulip mind if I use that picture in future references?

[chilly tulip]

Pretty sure it's a visual bug. I've had that happen to me as well.

[spiral tapir]

I don't have a crew. I don't belong in any crew.

[chilly tulip]

@oblique nest Feel free to use both. We must work together to spread knowledge.

[vast burrow]

true

[glass mortar]

@oblique nest i beat cmm3

[oblique nest]

Definitely

[glass mortar]

if you didn't see it

[oblique nest]

yoo nice, was it hard?

[vast burrow]

i mean, you gave me a good idea to keep LS clear @chilly tulip

[glass mortar]

it was actually kinda easy

but to be fair no idiots on the team so

i think that's to be expected

[chilly tulip]

It was so easy, Zap is willing to double-carry dice and I to CMM.

[oblique nest]

😳

[storm mica]

[glass mortar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/662774504149483550/784683673420955648/1e015a84-c9ec-454a-93ad-a91a04d78ca2.png

@oblique nest

[oblique nest]

Well, guaranteed no idiots this way

nice

[storm mica]

26mil

[glass mortar]

just need IV

[oblique nest]

Carry for cmm4?

[glass mortar]

that's only 2.6 mil

[chilly tulip]

$2.6M

[oblique nest]

or y’all do it wjth 3?

[vast burrow]

what level are you Zap?

[glass mortar]

461

[chilly tulip]

People don't do DCMM for the money, they do it for the achievement. Because the pay sucks.

[vast burrow]

dayum

[glass mortar]

for the achievement and bragging rights @chilly tulip

it's likely masterminds

only has 0.1% unlocked

[chilly tulip]

Yeah, nobody's going to go through all that for $2.6M. lol

[oblique nest]

once you get cmm4, you’ll have max bragging rights

[glass mortar]

i already have some bragging rights

all of the elite challenges, cmm1/2/3

[oblique nest]

You’ll have done all cmm, and allec then

[glass mortar]

i can finally retire after cmm4

[oblique nest]

I would literally go insane from all that

[glass mortar]

it's very routine

i like to make sure my team knows what they're doing and how we're doing it ahead of time

efficiency is my middle name for that kind of stuff

we only did 1 act a day

[oblique nest]

Worst part is if it’s with 2, even less money

[glass mortar]

finished act 1 on tuesday
act 2 on thursday
and today was the last one

or rather it was on friday

[chilly tulip]

Wouldn't you get more money with 2...?

[glass mortar]

nah

750k bonus for cmm2

[oblique nest]

yep

[chilly tulip]

I mean, from the heists itself, since you're splitting it between two players instead of 4.

[glass mortar]

no you still dont

i still made less

we split it 50/50 for cmm2

[oblique nest]

what was it with 4

3mil?

[glass mortar]

i split it 50/25/25 for cmm3

3.75 million

[oblique nest]

damn

[glass mortar]

when i eventually do cmm4 im just gonna split it 25/25/25/25

i was doing 50 for myself because i paid for the facility

[severe garnet]

3.75mil for cmm4 then an extra 2 mil? For all in order and loyalty

[glass mortar]

and i never made that money back until now

sitting on 49 mil

doomsday doesn't have all in order

only loyalty and cmm

[severe garnet]

Oh?

I thought it does

[storm mica]

How to get rich the cool way

[oblique nest]

I think it does have all in order

[glass mortar]

it doesn't

no im serious

it doesn't have it's own all in orders

there's only all in order 2

[oblique nest]

could’ve sworn I’d seen it

oh

[glass mortar]

there's no

all in order 3 or 4

[oblique nest]

just all in order in general?

[glass mortar]

yes

just like cmm1

loyalty bonus isnt that big

only like 250k i think

[severe garnet]

Interesting

[glass mortar]

yeah

i think we'll start cmm4 next week

[oblique nest]

👀

[glass mortar]

i want to finish it before dec 15th

[severe garnet]

I might attempt CMM1

[glass mortar]

i find doing this an easy way to pass the time

for the update yknow

and because i can flex

even though i dont ever really flex this stuff anyways

[vast burrow]

Zap, for the CMM you can't die, but if you fail?

[glass mortar]

dying will void the challenge

[vast burrow]

Do you have to restart all heists?

[glass mortar]

failing will not

[vast burrow]

oh alright

[glass mortar]

so like

if you destroy a target vehicle

but nobody dies

that won't reset the counter

[vast burrow]

ahh alright thanks

[glass mortar]

CMM1 is very easy to complete

[vast burrow]

yeah but i always get shitty teammates

[glass mortar]

as long as you have the right team/tools and time

[vast burrow]

yeah

[glass mortar]

the armored kuruma by itself

[vast burrow]

but after my exams i'll go for it

[glass mortar]

can cheese a large portion of the setups

like im not even kidding

[vast burrow]

yeah i know

[glass mortar]

80% of cmm just gets deleted by the kuruma lmao

[vast burrow]

lol

[glass mortar]

it's useful in cmm2/3/4 as well

but on some missions you have to be careful with it

namely rescue ulp and rescue agent 14

as buzzards will use missiles on these missions

[severe garnet]

Right

Buzzards spawn on rescue agent 14?

[glass mortar]

only 1 buzzard spawn

[severe garnet]

Ah

[glass mortar]

it's upon escort to the akula

rescue ulp i believe

has 4 or 5 buzzard spawns

[severe garnet]

Yeah

[vast burrow]

and for doomsday cmm

[glass mortar]

1 guy goes up to the water tower, 1 stays down below in a kuruma gunning down agents

[vast burrow]

how about the preps

[glass mortar]

guy in the tower takes care of the buzzards

[vast burrow]

does that matter for cmm?

[severe garnet]

Doesn’t matter

[glass mortar]

you have to do the preps

with the team

[vast burrow]

alr

[glass mortar]

you can't skip them

[severe garnet]

It doesn’t matter if you die in preps I think

[glass mortar]

it doesn't

[severe garnet]

I see

[glass mortar]

only matters if you die in setups/finales

[vast burrow]

ok ok

nice

[glass mortar]

our formula was to

go into a public together

do all the preps

leave

go to invite only and finish the act

because for some weird reason you can't do the preps in an invite only like dch

my homie actually still needs to finish cmm1 @severe garnet

on console anyways but i doubt you still play on that

[severe garnet]

I do

[glass mortar]

oh

well idk if you've even finished cmm1 or not

or if you're well

reliable

[vast burrow]

except for the kuruma, you have some other useful tips/tools to complete the og cmm?

[glass mortar]

vigilante

[severe garnet]

Vigilante

[glass mortar]

can be used for various setups/finales

most notably on the prison break finale

[vast burrow]

except for being fast

[severe garnet]

Maybe weaponized Tampa?

[storm mica]

Also fast af

[severe garnet]

With dual miniguns

[vast burrow]

is it like bulletproof aswell?

[glass mortar]

it's not

but enemies in heists are easier to take down

[storm mica]

Missiles

[glass mortar]

and are way less aggressive than ddh enemies

[vast burrow]

ahh

makes sense

[glass mortar]

in the prison break finale

you can get 2 vigilantes inside and have demo help clear them out too

makes you leave extremely early

plane guy can land right in the parking lot of the prison

[vast burrow]

wow you go in with vigilante or what

[glass mortar]

and you can all fly out from right there

[vast burrow]

what about the jets

that fly around

[glass mortar]

plane dude just circles/chases the jets

they can't hurt them otherwise

[vast burrow]

oh and land when they're ready

[glass mortar]

yea

[vast burrow]

alr

[glass mortar]

mic communication is handy

[vast burrow]

yeah def

[glass mortar]

player-saved outfits

you can use bulletproof helmets and the heavy utility armor

provides you higher resist at the cost of movement speed

and the helmet provides protection from increased damage

[vast burrow]

yeah

[glass mortar]

so you're like a turtle

[vast burrow]

wow i knew it helped but never thought of using it in heist lol

[oblique nest]

if you land in the parking lot, where from do you take off?

[glass mortar]

it is very useful for cmm

[severe garnet]

Being slower for better armor is worth it

[glass mortar]

you know how the parking lot is sideways ruddi

i land in the center

[oblique nest]

ah well

[glass mortar]

and then go straight

you know the circle road around the prison

[vast burrow]

so communication, kuruma, vigilante, heave armor+bulletproof helmet, anything else?

[oblique nest]

yeah

[glass mortar]

i use that as a straight-away to lift off

mk2 weapons would be handy

[oblique nest]

I was thinking you could like turn and take off from the road but a cop comes from there

[glass mortar]

explosive rounds provide great utility

[vast burrow]

like incendiary rounds i guess

oh

or explosive

[glass mortar]

they 1 shot cop cars

[oblique nest]

There’s only one issue I usually have as pilot, that’s the kamikaze pilots

[glass mortar]

and 2 shot helis

[oblique nest]

helicopter pilots that is

[glass mortar]

you need good rng yea

[vast burrow]

alright

[glass mortar]

in CMM though you can play it super safe and ignore going for elite

[vast burrow]

yeah can go for elite afterwards again

[glass mortar]

7 years man

[vast burrow]

bcs elite is for each heist apart right

[glass mortar]

that's how long it took me to finish the elites

[vast burrow]

oh wow

[oblique nest]

😅

[vast burrow]

you did all of them?

[glass mortar]

i have the shirts though which are nice

you get nothing from doing ddh or dch

just money and and achievement in ddh's case

[oblique nest]

nice

[glass mortar]

i've done every single elite yes

all the apartment/doomsday heist and diamond casino heist challenges

[storm mica]

[glass mortar]

i didn't get a screenshot of fleeca but our time was 5:12

8 seconds ahead of the mandatory time

[storm mica]

Impressive

[severe garnet]

Very nice

[glass mortar]

humane labs took the longest

series-a was our first attempt lol

pakistandard took a couple

[storm mica]

Series a is pretty easy

[glass mortar]

and prison took quite a bit

[storm mica]

Altho the setups r a bit annoying

[glass mortar]

we kept getting unlucky on the launch out the parking lot

but as they practice the vigilantes strat i taught them

they got way faster at it

[storm mica]

[glass mortar]

they were getting out of the prison at 2 mins 40 seconds

and it just kept going lower and lower

i think the fastest time they had was 1 min 50 seconds

prison is unique with it's ec though

the timer doesn't actually start until you start the rashkovsky cutscene

every other timer though begins the moment you exit the apartment lol

which is why humane was especially difficult

any major fuck ups would mean we lost it

[storm mica]

Ah

Noted

[glass mortar]

we tried

a stupid strat

and it ended up making us beat it

lol

[storm mica]

Lol

[glass mortar]

you know how there's a mountain near the lab

i told jim, to go up there with his vigilante (he was the gunner)

so when doomsday brought us to the dropoff

jim would jump out with us

go to the slope driveway leading to the lab

call his vigil and then would stay put up there

downing buzzards

and when we needed to go pick him up

we cleared out the buzzards in record time cuz the vigils missiles have wonderful tracking

[storm mica]

Wait u actually had enough missiles for that

[glass mortar]

yes

the buzzards have timed spawns

vigil gets 30 missiles

[storm mica]

Oh wait right

[oblique nest]

you did the vigilante across Alamo right

[glass mortar]

me yes

we never used the strat on the run we got it on

it didn't save enough time if only a group of 2 did it

[oblique nest]

Yeah cause others would still be driving

[severe garnet]

What are the requirements for act 1 elite?

[storm mica]

Elite?

[glass mortar]

kill 70 enemies
complete in 5:30
no one gets wasted

[severe garnet]

I see

[glass mortar]

i still have the vigil video actually if you want to see how crazy the strat is

[oblique nest]

ye share it

[glass mortar]

myb it's 78 enemies @severe garnet

[severe garnet]

Ah

[glass mortar]

here it is lol

there are 3 jumps you have to make in order for this to save time

first jump is fairly easy to land

2nd jump is a little harder given the angle

[storm mica]

[glass mortar]

and the last jump is.. REALLY tight

in terms of the last jump

i've made it all the way to the other side of the sea

but more often than not you need to bail and parachute

for the longest time i didn't know how to bail without them flailing around and then i finally figured it out

[oblique nest]

Well that was fucking nice

[glass mortar]

it's very hard trust me

the timing is really precise

and you need good angling to make the most distance

[oblique nest]

oh, not ever gonna try that I know I won’t succeed

[storm mica]

Ah the jump for humane lab

[glass mortar]

it's not even worth doing

unless both teams are doing it

[oblique nest]

Cause that last jump for the alamo itself

I know I’ll crash 9/10

[glass mortar]

it took me like

[storm mica]

Same

[glass mortar]

3-4 days to practice it

[oblique nest]

damn

[glass mortar]

i still slow down at the last part to angle it properly lmao

but watch speedrunners man

they go balls deep no slow down on that part

you should see some of the other strats they have too

[oblique nest]

speed runners are on a whole different level

[glass mortar]

its crazy

you know when you save avi in pakistandard?

[oblique nest]

yeah

[glass mortar]

they use the vigils to jump all the way to the island

[oblique nest]

what the fuck

[glass mortar]

its so fucking cool man

[oblique nest]

And they use boat to get off?

[storm mica]

[glass mortar]

nah man they get back off with the vigilantes

[oblique nest]

LMAO

[glass mortar]

the boost is REALLY strong

[oblique nest]

the trip across isn’t too bad so I guess if you angle it right you’ll easily make it to the beach or beyond

[glass mortar]

nah im jk

one guy goes for the heli at dch

while the vigils go save avi

[oblique nest]

fuck man I had my hopes up

[glass mortar]

so that the heli is ready to pick them up

and then the last guy escapes normally

[oblique nest]

that would’ve been way too cool

[wooden garnet]

I dunno why people don't know the heli in DCH can be used in Signal setup as well

[glass mortar]

you can use a heli in the pakistandard finale too

[oblique nest]

I used the heli for finale back when it worked

[wooden garnet]

But that's on the other Vespucci station instead of the DCH heli station

[glass mortar]

yea but the point is

that you still can

and i know

it got patched a long time ago

same with kuruma garage exit

[oblique nest]

You can get one from there too and the hospital

[glass mortar]

[pure finch]

Didnt had time to screenshot

[oblique nest]

Nice

[glass mortar]

nice job

[pure finch]

Through xbox so i used my phone

[wooden garnet]

Good stuff

[glass mortar]

o bolt

[oblique nest]

how much sweat did it take

[glass mortar]

did you see the screenshots i took

:^)

[pure finch]

Ye

[wooden garnet]

The og heist ECs?

[glass mortar]

nah cmm3 and loyalty 3

[wooden garnet]

Oh yeah, I did.

[lethal birch]

[wooden garnet]

I was the first to react

[pure finch]

Imma do doomsday cmm today with my buddies

[proper grove]

helicopter spawns don't really seem to be common knowledge I only found out about it for DCH when I looked up runs for it or something

[wooden garnet]

Good luck then

Nah, obviously it's not common knowledge.

[proper grove]

Well then that's why people don't know

[wooden garnet]

What I'm saying is, people use the heli all the time for DCH, but don't think it works in other setups

I literally found out about Signal when doing a random heist

I just messaged the team "Go ahead, I'mma try something"

[storm mica]

Lol

[wooden garnet]

Ended up speedrunning the setup

And I like how everyone thought the Police Maverick was there by design

And no one said "good job" to me

[oblique nest]

@glass mortar ima try it LOL

[glass mortar]

try what

[oblique nest]

alamo jump

[glass mortar]

lol..

good luck ruddi

🗿

[wooden garnet]

[glass mortar]

salute

[oblique nest]

👀

[glass mortar]

god speed

[wooden garnet]

Good luck comrade

[oblique nest]

moyai increases luck

[wooden garnet]

Make Moder Rossiya proud

[oblique nest]

👋

[glass mortar]

man all the based people are here rn

wish i could say the same for #gta-online

😔

[wooden garnet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/642125923461890078/781214764520701982/image0.gif

[oblique nest]

ngl, what is based

[glass mortar]

as in good

[oblique nest]

Oh

[glass mortar]

ruddi's good

bolt's good

[oblique nest]

well that’s nice 👀

[wooden garnet]

Zap is..

[glass mortar]

farx is good

[wooden garnet]

good

[glass mortar]

why are you hesitant to say that

[proper grove]

ayo zap..

[glass mortar]

who dis

andre

yes

[chilly tulip]

Still waiting on Andru to add Christmas trees to their name.

[storm mica]

i should do that as well

[wooden garnet]

My christmas pfp best pfp, no cap

[storm mica]

🎄

Done

[glass mortar]

too bad i dont do that stuff

haven't really celebrated christmas in like

[wooden garnet]

[glass mortar]

3-4 years

[wooden garnet]

Never celebrated christmas properly

[storm mica]

Same

[wooden garnet]

With all the carols and stuff

[glass mortar]

i'll bring you some honey ham bro

[wooden garnet]

Just a gift to myself every year at morning and I'm good

[proper grove]

too out of place for my meme nickname

[oblique nest]

well, completely fucked my first attempt

[glass mortar]

how many jumps did you finish

[shut sun]

Chillin wbu

[storm mica]

Vibin

[glass mortar]

[storm mica]

[oblique nest]

👀

[storm mica]

Just made a click macro thats like 43cps something for grabbing gold

[carmine jasper]

Really really old clip of mine but still pretty cool rip helicopter...

[hoary rune]

grabbing speed is most likely capped though

[vast burrow]

^^

What are usefull macro's? Just armor and snacks i guess

[oblique nest]

Bst

[vast burrow]

could you use it in heists?

[lethal birch]

nope

and rpg , atomizer , sniper spam macros

[wooden garnet]

Still can't figure out how people spin cars so fast after stopping

[lethal birch]

[carmine jasper]

Tbh with you idk how I do it ether

[wooden garnet]

[severe garnet]

I don’t think it works on keyboard

[sonic sundial]

should I

[stuck maple]

YES

[sonic sundial]

Nah it looks like shit

[lethal birch]

[sonic sundial]

Pink hair gang

[wooden garnet]

I think it depends on the stick control of controllers as well

Especially how Ghillie flips his Deluxo for dive shots

You can never do that with K&M

[carmine jasper]

we all love this games AI...

[wooden garnet]

That respawn is gonna be cringe

[carmine jasper]

It was

[wooden garnet]

Mountain spawns, always bad

But that isn't the best example of how ridiculous game's AI aimbot is

Try the Lazers prep where you have to face off Cliffford's mercs

And fly over them with a Mk1

The Jugg will snipe you off in about 0.112s

Even boosting doesn't do shit

[carmine jasper]

Oh yeah I have gotten stuck on that one before

The sniper is a pain

[wooden garnet]

I had to sniper dance against the Cliffford AI

Imagine sniper dancing. In PvE.

And I still died three times before headshotting the jugg four times

[carmine jasper]

I just use the “mini gun revolver” against juggernauts

[wooden garnet]

BST woulda been helpful but I was MC

Since then I just take the hydra and VTOL spray them

Fkin ridiculous

[carmine jasper]

Hopefully you know rockstar actually feels bad about there community and you know not give the AI aimbot on crack

That would be nice

On this new DLC

[carmine jasper]

What I use against heavily armoured targets

[wooden garnet]

Pity it never seems to work for me anymore

[unkempt kayak]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/721865715732185190/784757049233768478/unknown.png
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/752280981813330061/784755630057062400/unknown.png
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/752280981813330061/784755587455516692/unknown.png
honest opinions, which is better

[carmine jasper]

Don’t like colored headlights on my hellfire I personally think it looks ugly but yeah

[sly maple]

it usually only looks good for halloween themed cars

or put white or yellow headlights for classic or modern lighting

[lethal birch]

Might be a bug

Or its probably saying the area is blocked for no reason at all

[proper grove]

where my rp at man

[earnest obsidian]

@terse seal you don’t have the workshop you can’t work on cars

[carmine jasper]

Feelsfakengl

[terse seal]

@earnest obsidian i do have the workshop

[earnest obsidian]

It says you have the double bay

@terse seal

[carmine jasper]

Are you trying to upgrade the technical aqua?

[earnest obsidian]

Normal one

Shown in pic above

[terse seal]

imma show full pic

[carmine jasper]

Try to upgrade it in your avenger if you have one

[terse seal]

2 bay need

so i put 2 and 3

lmao i do have it

[carmine jasper]

You have an avenger?

[terse seal]

@manic quartz

ye i have an avenger, doesnt work in there either

[manic quartz]

Can't help you then, sorry

[terse seal]

ok

lemme restart game maybe

[carmine jasper]

All I can tell you is to restart your game or try to change the location of your moc

[terse seal]

apparently ive been banned

i should have never done that 1 money glitch

[carmine jasper]

[severe garnet]

[carmine jasper]

I don’t think bans disable you from getting in your moc but ok

[terse seal]

hey man, i needed some quick cash for videos ;-;

[native maple]

Rate my outfit

[wooden garnet]

Kiddie crocs 10/10

[olive wasp]

wearing a dunce cap because of protecting myself

:pain:

[native maple]

no bro, lightups

[oak sparrow]

@wooden garnet

Saw a video

[wooden garnet]

Wtf

[oak sparrow]

under 10 on a car

[wooden garnet]

Your time?

Or ss'd from a video?

[oak sparrow]

No

screenshot from a video

https://youtu.be/QA1_PpxkVc8

[wooden garnet]

Ah, madebyWITT

That crackhead

[oak sparrow]

is this legit?

[wooden garnet]

Oh yeah, he's one of those crackhead speedrunners.

Alongside Vil and Oleg

[oak sparrow]

looks doable

[wooden garnet]

Doable with a smooth run

You seen Oleg's pro route?

[oak sparrow]

Send me a link

I haven't

[wooden garnet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WS0SI4ZhOfo

[oak sparrow]

it was my day off but the power's still out

[wooden garnet]

9:52 on S&S in January 2020, that pepega

I tried the pro route with Paladin last time I came online to do the heist, and failed miserably

It ain't hard, I just forgot the route halfway through

So S&S speedrun next time we do a heist? @oak sparrow

[oak sparrow]

yes@wooden garnet

Is this route faster than heli?

[wooden garnet]

Yeah

At least it appears to be

[lethal birch]

Ooohhh shit

[dusky timber]

fuck heli, all my homies (witt included) hate heli

[severe garnet]

Salute to witt

[wooden garnet]

Fk 🚁

🚙 epic

[dusky timber]

i could be attempting the world record every time but these days i don't bother, so i just use sentinel+yohan (rickie with 🍋 ), do double daily and take the safe pro route

big gains

[wooden garnet]

Rickie heisting

Still haven't done a Rickie heist successfully

[true wedge]

This is what he sent me lmao @shadow barn

[wooden garnet]

Well he's not wrong

😳

[shadow barn]

[lethal birch]

Lmao

I'm almost at the 200 mil mark

[static flare]

Nice pfp

[true wedge]

Bruh I literally thought I was you lmaooo

[primal haven]

A nice dogfight

There is no dog

[quiet merlin]

seahog got 4-0d

cry

[unreal aspen]

i 14-0d pen though

[quiet merlin]

[primal haven]

In a dogfight @unreal aspen

[unreal aspen]

yes

[primal haven]

Where is he

[unreal aspen]

offline

[primal haven]

Shirt

[unreal aspen]

@lethal birch

[primal haven]

I forgot he played Xbox

I thought he play pc

[oblique nest]

@lethal birch

mk2 spammers be like

[quiet merlin]

ruiner

[oblique nest]

yeah that’s what I used to destroy the car meet

[lethal birch]

Tosic crihard outfit

[oblique nest]

I love this outfit

I love the urban and military combos ngl

[storm laurel]

[severe garnet]

let’s kick him than

[storm laurel]

I literally used an fmj round combat mg on some guy with a full protected nightshark

[dusky timber]

kicking is also part of the game

[storm laurel]

lmao

[lethal birch]

lol

[lethal birch]

dogfight
also uses lazar

[unreal aspen]

it was lazer on lazer

so it was fair

besides, the lazer isn't bad at dogfighting, other things just beat it in freemode

[lethal birch]

Shut up mors

[unreal aspen]

[lethal birch]

I suck at dogfighting and you know it

[unreal aspen]

well i didn't before our dogfight, but now i do

[lethal birch]

Can still beat you snipes tho

[unreal aspen]

we don't talk about sniping

we can rematch if you want to tho

[lethal birch]

I was off my game last time since I adjusted my sensitivity for jets

Nah

Let’s do it after the dlc

No time to waste

[unreal aspen]

yes

[severe garnet]

1v1 inside the island

If the island is even accessible in freeroam

[lethal birch]

1v1 during heist

[severe garnet]

Yes

[unreal aspen]

1v1 the duggans

[severe garnet]

Holy shit

Bank your cash

[dusky timber]

why would he bank fake money

they all believe that fake money should not be banked to avoid detection

[unreal aspen]

but you lose $500 everytime you die

[dusky timber]

that's the price of believing in placebos

[lethal birch]

wow i didn't knew this. ig he has lot of fake money

[wooden garnet]

You lose 500 bucks every time you die even if it's banked

When it's not banked, there's 500 bucks plus some amount dropped

So you drop >500 bucks

[unreal aspen]

really?

on console you don't lose any banked money

[wooden garnet]

goddamnit

pc masterrace failed me

[lethal birch]

@wooden garnet hey atleast no insurance fee on pc

[wooden garnet]

[unreal aspen]

[severe garnet]

[hoary rune]

no insurance fee only when destroying other players' personal shits. But still have to pay for your own damage

[storm mica]

light up light up sketchers

[lethal birch]

lmaooo

[shrewd hemlock]

hey everyone! hope you're all doing fine, and have a great weekend!

[lethal saffron]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfuGkS3cTts

[lethal birch]

[woven verge]

Weekend is going... fantastic

[storm mica]

feel like that's more of a modder problem but still hilarious

[odd shuttle]

Only on pc

[woven verge]

and how rockstar is surveilling the modder situation:

[storm mica]

[lethal birch]

AAAA MY EYES

[vale pond]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405668968796520448/784789349615009792/unknown.png

[lethal birch]

boomer

[vale pond]

lol

[charred minnow]

🖕

[lethal birch]

mhm

[proper grove]

that resolution tho

playing on a box

[lethal birch]

gta physics amirite?

@finite light

S P E T S N A Z C L O T H E S

[finite light]

@lethal birch That vest is glitched, right?

[lethal birch]

Nope

Modded actually

[finite light]

I see.

Well, here's a repost of mine.

[toxic plank]

I usually land on my top hat, so this made me feel good lmfao

[storm mica]

Nice

Now do it with a faggio

[toxic plank]

No thanks, I've died enough today 😦

[storm mica]

[toxic plank]

Some guy distracted me long enough on a pegasus to get run over by a train

lmao

[oak sparrow]

@wooden garnet

[wooden garnet]

God fkin damnit

[oak sparrow]

Now I got heists ready on both characters

[wooden garnet]

Tell me when to invite you

[oak sparrow]

I shut my computer down sorry@wooden garnet

[wooden garnet]

Well, RIP.

[oak sparrow]

It's late and I got work today

[wooden garnet]

Ain't no problem man, some other time I suppose

Alright, have a good night's sleep.

[oak sparrow]

I was only going to do your heist anyway

[lethal birch]

me and my bad aim self was surpirsed at this lmaoo

[sly maple]

Reminding them LFG exist inside LFG

[wooden garnet]

Rookie tactics

Reminding people in #memes-and-shitposting to use #memes-and-shitposting

[unreal aspen]

@oak sparrow activate windows

[wooden garnet]

rookie windows

[oak sparrow]

[wooden garnet]

I wonder when is going to fix these idiotic bugs

@oak sparrow Such a fkin mess, and it was such a good run too

[sly maple]

Painting grabbing ASMR

Boots sound effects are Rubbers

[wooden garnet]

Yes

I dunno man, but it's a nice feeling seeing kills like these

[storm mica]

watch metpro's videos

[wooden garnet]

I do

K&M is restricted in this

I had to let go of acceleration and handbrake just to fire missiles

Almost waterboarded myself on the second one too

[storm mica]

yeah and controller is hard to learn

[wooden garnet]

Nah, controller is easier

All you need to do is use the left thumbstick

For me? I gotta manage WASD + Numpad 9 and 3 all at the same time

Wat

[dusty osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/495894025421979648/784877168005349456/Grand_Theft_Auto_V_2020-12-06_01-49-46_Trim.mp4
Omgg are you blind

[wooden garnet]

Wat-

[storm mica]

lmao

[dusty osprey]

[wooden garnet]

Oh

I had volume off

[storm mica]

oh great just another weirdo

[dusty osprey]

@crude otter Nice

[crude otter]

Thanks 🙏

[lethal birch]

@crude otter lit

[dusty osprey]

Is that your arcade?

[vestal citrus]

!ban 697613849490096188 Racist memes

[golden harness]

Banned scottturner123#8024 (Case #80403) (user notified with a direct message)

[dusty osprey]

Byee

[crude otter]

preciate it fade

[dusty osprey]

[storm mica]

thank you doc

[dusty osprey]

Yes

[hearty trout]

completed series A for the first time and also as leader

trevor sad

[dry light]

How do you think that tree feels huh

[hearty trout]

it doesn't

[lethal birch]

mind if i upload a gta video here for another server?
no?
good good

[storm mica]

chaotic

[hearty trout]

what is that game mode

[gilded linden]

It's in Ivaneh's FiveM server

That gamemode specifically is Sumo Pit

[flint vale]

@crude otter wooah bro

What is that place

I ain't seen customization like that before

[crude otter]

It's franklins house

[flint vale]

Hm guess its been a while since I was on story then

I completed the story then really never played it again

[umbral scroll]

https://www.instagram.com/p/CIbpZ5FA8UF/?igshid=7vikbzg8errc

What’s this about?

Is this the mile high club?

[slim tendon]

That right there is why you don't use the b11s cannons against ground targets

[lethal birch]

I still use it anyways

[naive horizon]

my luck...

[lethal birch]

I got my oppressor mk1 missiles last 😔

[naive horizon]

i want the suit

[lethal birch]

Hmm

[proper grove]

the suit is super useless and forgettable right away

you aren't missing out on much

[naive horizon]

well i got to the point where i accidentally buy a car i already have

i got 2 scramjets for somereason

[formal imp]

square 🟩 up

[golden harness]

Banned Eric#7185 (Case #80418) (user notified with a direct message)

[humble elbow]

SOMEONE FUKIN BAN THIS DUDE HE SET ME TO RANK ONE A D I WAS 252 FUC HIM AND HE SET MY MONEY TO ZERO AND DELETED ALL MY WEAPONS WT FUUUUUUUU

PLZ help me

[fathom karma]

Ok first take a breath, and then head to #gta-tech-support we might have someone who can help you get back on track ok?

[humble elbow]

Okay thanks

[lethal birch]

bruh...

[tight shale]

im a dick taster

[dreamy brook]

wat

[hearty trout]

found kind of a weird physics bug on mount chilliad

you can go completely sideways if you go on this rockface

which is pretty weird

[finite light]

I was bored again.

[summer island]

any one have heist ?

[tardy stone]

@summer island Use the appropriate Looking for Group (LFG) channel to find people to play with:
Apartment: #archive-pc｜apartment-heist-lfg
Casino: #pc-l｜casino-lfg
Doomsday: #archive-pc｜doomsday-lfg
Everything else: #pc-l｜other-lfg
Requested by: @storm mica

[tardy stone]

@lethal birch Use the appropriate Looking for Group (LFG) channel to find people to play with:
Apartment: #archive-ps｜apartment-heist-lfg
Casino: #ps4｜casino-lfg
Doomsday: #archive-ps｜doomsday-lfg
Everything else: #ps4｜other-lfg
Requested by: @severe garnet

[shy silo]

Ay... Savage vs B11. I wasn’t trying to fight but when someone comes at you... you better come correct. 😉

[hearty trout]

completed

also for some reason the only target i saw was cash

[storm mica]

Complete all approach once and cancel the heist every time u get cash

[hearty trout]

ok

still gotta do silent and sneaky on my part

[hearty trout]

yes

[distant estuary]

"texans don't fuck around man" ain't that the truth

[upper fjord]

Chilling close to the docks and you see this guy what do you do?

[hearty trout]

your mom

[upper fjord]

Wot

[distant estuary]

nice double kill

[urban herald]

thats such a dick move

[storm mica]

Tell anyone else that

It’s brokest player’s job

[storm mica]

noice

[sterile egret]

Why.

[chilly tulip]

I wanted the RP.

[sterile egret]

[carmine jasper]

I just made a 40m video I wanted to edit it and it all got corrupted

[ebon bronze]

anyone remember when paige called the oppressor mk 2 twin machine guns

[sterile egret]

sadchamp

[carmine jasper]

I think that’s the worst pilot I have ever seen in my life playing gta.

[lethal birch]

very well done