gta-media

[gloomy bane]

u need money just to expand a map?

all u gotta do is place the mountains and roads

virtual

[lethal birch]

yes

its just a visual

[gloomy bane]

rockstar shud have the funds due to the shark card sales

[chilly tulip]

People like to blame Rockstar when Take Two is most likely responsible for Rockstar’s financial decisions.

Not to mention, 100k players is probably a very small part of GTA’s total playerbase. Almost an insignificant number to Rockstar.

[lethal birch]

I usually dislike chrome but

[teal crypt]

Went diving

[floral mica]

why is your CEO Limited

[lethal birch]

I lived this but it was annoying fighting back without explosive rounds

Discord wasn't working for me so the context I wasn't able to spawn my MK2 because of CEO/MC Limit

[unreal aspen]

Terrorbyte menu and mechanic just don’t exist I guess

[lethal birch]

I hate LSIA

And it's kinda hard when a B11 is attacking you

He was smooth brained and using the cannon to attack me and it kept rag dolling me

[floral mica]

Yeah they nerfed the ability to spawn the oppressor mark 2,

[gloomy bane]

fort zancudo > lsia

[lethal birch]

What is going on with support?!

[alpine fossil]

I swear kids on this discord are shitters

@blissful meteor

[restive jungle]

[alpine fossil]

Imagine being carried in agressive the easiest damn approach cause it's literally just shoot and not give a damn

[restive jungle]

His logic is wack

[lethal birch]

lol

[blissful meteor]

I swear to god people on this game can't earn their own money and make shitty excuses

Look at this

@alpine fossil

[alpine fossil]

Y'know the 8 is legit right?

[blissful meteor]

Yeah really legit

For sure

[alpine fossil]

Ain't my fault R* fucked up and gave me 6 bil

[lethal birch]

[alpine fossil]

@chilly tulip happened to him too

[blissful meteor]

Yeah thats like really true

[lethal birch]

how tf can he be a modder on consoles

[alpine fossil]

Right?

[vestal citrus]

You can't be, at least not on next gen ones

[blissful meteor]

How tf can rockstar give him 6 billion "accidentally"

[vestal citrus]

But Rockstar did accidentally give people shit tons of money

[lethal birch]

[vestal citrus]

Including Steve, who received 7 quintillion

[lethal birch]

6 bil lmao

[vestal citrus]

Among others who reported it too

[alpine fossil]

Yea and Steve actually has the screenshot

I lost mine

[blissful meteor]

He said rockstar was trying to give him 6 mil but typed in extra 0s

For twitch prime btw

[alpine fossil]

Cause you used to be able to buy a shark card and they gave you extra money

Cause of twitch prime

[blissful meteor]

You said it was twitch prime?

Which one is it?

Bruh

[alpine fossil]

Irregardless I have 6 bil by R*

[blissful meteor]

Your braincells have left the server

[blissful meteor]

Irregardless?

[chilly tulip]

I'm broke though.

[alpine fossil]

Show the screenshot

[blissful meteor]

Nice!

[lethal birch]

i hate this one specific hack pattern

hold on

[blissful meteor]

Which one

[chilly tulip]

I'll just make it my profile pic for a little bit.

[blissful meteor]

I think i know which one you're talking about

[alpine fossil]

Group seggs look

[blissful meteor]

Woah

[lethal birch]

messes with my eyes the most

lol

[blissful meteor]

Oh rlly i like that one

[alpine fossil]

Exactly

[blissful meteor]

That doesn't prove that yours is legit @alpine fossil

[alpine fossil]

Bow please report me for modding I wanna stop playing gta

[lethal birch]

[alpine fossil]

I never said it was legit

Literally R* gave me 6 bil

[lethal birch]

interesting

[alpine fossil]

The only legit part is the 8.4 million at the end

R* modded my account 🤷‍♂️

Idk what to tell ya

[blissful meteor]

@lethal birch this is the one i hate the most

[alpine fossil]

You're the one salty and toxic about it

[blissful meteor]

Mk we got it

[alpine fossil]

Fingerprints are easy cause I took a forensics class

[lethal birch]

whaaa really

[blissful meteor]

Yeah lol

[lethal birch]

thats like my fastest favorite finger print pattern

[alpine fossil]

Like I just get it easy

I average 3 seconds a finger if I really try

Maybe four

[blissful meteor]

Woah our brains are like completely different

In recognizing stuff

[chilly tulip]

Think of it as a gift from Rockstar, for your continued support.

[blissful meteor]

I guess

[alpine fossil]

I kinda miss grinding ngl

[chilly tulip]

Same, but that's why I created alts, so I can still have a reason to grind when I'm bored.

[alpine fossil]

But now I just help people out that aren't toxic as all fuck

It's hard to grind fresh nowadays

Cause the oppressors and shit

[chilly tulip]

To get started, sure. You just need enough for an Arcade and you're pretty much set financially.

[lethal birch]

Masochism

[blissful meteor]

The start of gta online is the hardest

[alpine fossil]

Xbox is really popular with glitches tho that's where the majority of the fucked up money came from

[lethal birch]

i keep messing up in that one small part too (top left)
i dont really have time to look slowly so i just speed through it all and it ends up in me messing up

[blissful meteor]

Cuz u blow all your money on unnecessary stuff

[alpine fossil]

When I had a legit account I always just bought ammo

[chilly tulip]

PS isn't much better than XB when it comes to glitches.
PC, without a doubt, is the worst, except it's modded accounts instead of glitches.

[blissful meteor]

Ohh i just think of the 2 loops as paralell to help me remember which one to pick

[alpine fossil]

That's where all my money went

[blissful meteor]

Ammo

[alpine fossil]

Cause I was a free aimer so I was constantly fighting and shooting

[lethal birch]

i look for top parts to recognize what patterns im finding

im basically confusing the pattern you dislike to this one cause my brain cant work that fast LOL

[alpine fossil]

I low-key wish there was a way to program the finger prints in the discord so you could like do it on the phone and flex your time avs

[blissful meteor]

Lol

[alpine fossil]

But I doubt anyone in this server that's able to change the server knows how to code

[chilly tulip]

There's a fingerprint hack website people use to practice. I think there's a timer as well.

[alpine fossil]

Link?

Hopefully it ain't scuffed

[chilly tulip]

No idea, I was just looking for it actually, but I couldn't find it.

[lethal birch]

this is what i look for

but i get confused with this:

they look nothing alike i know but

[alpine fossil]

That's a apex

[blissful meteor]

https://johan.li/gta-online/fingerprint-scanner-simulator

[lethal birch]

when im speeding through it i get confused

[blissful meteor]

I took forensics in 5th grade and learned about fingerprints also @alpine fossil

[alpine fossil]

Oh it's weird on mobile

I have my finger motions memorized on controller

I gotta get used to this

[blissful meteor]

Lol me too

[lethal birch]

my hacks are faster on controller

keyboard is odd sometimes

[alpine fossil]

uhhh this is the hardest finger print of them all

XX

[lethal birch]

i have to press tab to confirm the hack

that hack is my second favorite

the bottom makes it easy to know which pattern it is

[alpine fossil]

I can't do it

It's too weird on mobile

Plus the finger prints are in different spots than the actual hack in game

That's cool sm1 made a website tho

[lethal birch]

Uh, congrats?

thanks 😄

what the heck

thats daily vault pay

xD i did it for elite

you robbed the wrong vault dude

hahah

😋

[chilly tulip]

**Take: ** $96,930

[quiet merlin]

funi 6699

[unreal aspen]

my least favorite

my favorite

[signal leaf]

what wrong here?

[azure spade]

nice distance

[royal thicket]

This image is still good right?

since you guys were talking about fingerprints

[lethal birch]

yes

[royal thicket]

mm

tfw people ask for a fast hacker

tfw I just open this on my phone

[severe garnet]

Tfw looking at the fingerprints from your phone is still slower than just doing them normally

[royal thicket]

not really if you have your phone propped up on your monitor

[static flare]

Not if you dont know how at all

[patent knot]

why does the faggio even have a speedo to 140

[storm mica]

*potential*

[static flare]

Aerial speed

Land speed is capped

[lethal birch]

[lethal birch]

Mingrasi internal adalah perpindahan oenduduk dari suatu wilayah ke wilayah lain yang masih dalam satu

huh

[nocturne otter]

what is he trying to say rn

[lethal birch]

idk

[nocturne otter]

that pepe looks cute C:

[lethal birch]

English only (#1 #rules), please. Thank you.

[lethal birch]

sorry wrong chat

Mk1 op

Don’t need no missiles

[lethal birch]

OP but fair

[serene vortex]

Woot!

[patent knot]

👏

[storm mica]

[dire scaffold]

> 🗺️ > 💥 😡 > > 🍃

[chilly tulip]

<@&337442104026595329>

[glacial ice]

!ban @summer prawn NSFW

[golden harness]

Banned PooPoo Smuggler#8869 (Case #80078) (user notified with a direct message)

[kindred ocean]

merry xmas

[eternal swallow]

Hey what’s up

[storm mica]

What just happened

[eternal swallow]

[kindred ocean]

someone post bad thing

[storm mica]

Oh

Big no no

[dire scaffold]

[storm mica]

Congrats

[dusky timber]

[storm mica]

Someone posted no no

[dusky timber]

why do they do it

[storm mica]

Idk

[low carbon]

still wish we got this

[dusky timber]

РМЯ

[low carbon]

[storm mica]

How tf

РМЯ

What

[wooden garnet]

git gud scrub

[low carbon]

i wish there was more rock stations

the current rock radio is literally just classic rock

but its named to be a general rock radio entirely

[dusky timber]

don't you have enough rock

[brittle tundra]

like what rock

[dusky timber]

in the big con finale

[brittle tundra]

like what other artists

best song on lsrr is we built this city

[low carbon]

something that isnt classic or alternative rock

[brittle tundra]

whatever that song is called

[low carbon]

im crossing my fingers for some good genres for the new radio stations coming

[lethal birch]

No, "What a Fool Believes" by The Doobie Brothers is the best one.

[low carbon]

my favorite song on the rock radio is roundabout

no im not a jojo fan

[wooden garnet]

Saw people sharing fingerprint times before

[lethal birch]

hi bolt

[wooden garnet]

Time to annoyingly flex like I always do

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/662774504149483550/780493255656996905/Noice.PNG

[lethal birch]

i got jinxed

[brittle tundra]

where tf do u see that

[wooden garnet]

http://www.gtaheistinfo.com/fingerprint-hack-training

This site

[brittle tundra]

bet

[lethal birch]

[wooden garnet]

'Nother flex

2s flex

[low carbon]

brain not big enough

me no like hakking

[lethal birch]

i dont understand

[wooden garnet]

Haking ez

[lethal birch]

no

[hoary rune]

makes me wonder how hard would make the hacks for the new heist

[brittle tundra]

hacks?

[storm mica]

It probably isnt gonna be like the dch

[hoary rune]

multiple hacking types, like DCH having 2 types of hacking

[brittle tundra]

ah

its gonna be creative

if it exists

[charred canyon]

idk why

i cant reach the page of the social club and even the launcher is in offline mode -.-

[hoary rune]

restart your router

[lethal birch]

use vpn

[storm mica]

Is there such thing as incognito mode for Microsoft edge lol

[brittle tundra]

edge still exists?

[daring spear]

InPrivate windows

[brittle tundra]

can't believe theres actually people that use internet explorer

[hoary rune]

it's essential on window 7 to download chrome

[lethal birch]

YOOOOO I FUCKING WON THE PODIUM CAR

[hoary rune]

[lethal birch]

LETS FUCKING GO

[charred canyon]

chrome is a ram eater

better use microsoft edge

[lethal birch]

Use duck duck go

[wooden garnet]

Tfw Internet Explorer hasn't even updated to Edge

[lethal birch]

Way safer

[wooden garnet]

2013 laptop go brr

[brittle tundra]

wait

internet explorer and edge are the same browser?

since when

[wooden garnet]

Since Windows 10

[brittle tundra]

shitt

[hoary rune]

had to reinstall window 7 on my grandpa's 12 yos laptop because the morons at the pc repair shop installed window 10 on it, claiming it would help improve performance

[brittle tundra]

i forgot about that

god damn it

[storm mica]

not even a rickroll or soth

[brittle tundra]

@wooden garnet
Fingerprint 1 Fingerprint 2 Fingerprint 3 Fingerprint 4 Average time Total time # failed attempts Your hacking level
07s 98ms 06s 285ms 05s 561ms 04s 433ms 05s 845ms 23s 377ms 0 GOOD

im good

[wooden garnet]

oof, you coulda just screenshotted

23s, not bad

[brittle tundra]

not bad

[wooden garnet]

First print took 7s though?

That's an oof

[brittle tundra]

yea i was drinking oj

i thought this was some tracker thing

like it tracked my past hacks

lmao

[wooden garnet]

My best time yet is 8.1s iirc, but the only pic I have is of the 8.3s try.

[brittle tundra]

damn

[wooden garnet]

And the video is for the 9.3s time

[dusky timber]

i was bumped down to #8 on the hack leaderboard sadge

[wooden garnet]

6s time, and #8? Wtf-

[brittle tundra]

damn

[wooden garnet]

I saw the first on the leaderboard and who tf has a 2s time?

[brittle tundra]

wait om

omg

is that person the person

that did s&s

[hoary rune]

inb4 used script

[brittle tundra]

bolt the vid u sent me?

[wooden garnet]

Probably

[brittle tundra]

is @dusky timber the one? that did it?

[wooden garnet]

@brittle tundra Yessir, you got it right

[brittle tundra]

holy shit

[wooden garnet]

His discord name says the name

[brittle tundra]

yea i just realized lol

[hoary rune]

your resident trap boi

[wooden garnet]

Still not done a heist with oleg, sad life

I have good fps now too

[brittle tundra]

who did he do it with? fishy?

[wooden garnet]

I don't know the other person

[dusky timber]

[brittle tundra]

mhm

[dusky timber]

what vidyo

[brittle tundra]

the one of u doind s&s in like 10 min

[wooden garnet]

@dusky timber S&S 9:52 speedrun

[dusky timber]

good video

[wooden garnet]

yes

[brittle tundra]

yea very impressive

[wooden garnet]

Oleg says at the mantrap "f wasted time"

[brittle tundra]

is that a world record?

[wooden garnet]

Still gets under 10

[dusky timber]

no

[storm mica]

that's poggers

[wooden garnet]

9:52? Don't think so.

[brittle tundra]

what is the world record

[storm mica]

my best was like 10:04

[dusky timber]

world record was 9:41 at the time and rn it's 9:31 or something like that

[wooden garnet]

I've never speedran heist finale

[brittle tundra]

same

[wooden garnet]

I always grab them dailies

[brittle tundra]

so ur like 4th fastest in the world

[wooden garnet]

I'll speedrun em with razon sometime

[storm mica]

cus we need the money

[hoary rune]

hm which website is that i may ask @wooden garnet

the one im using doesnt have result

[dusky timber]

these days i don't care about the time too much and i just do double daily with both art and gold

[brittle tundra]

never tried it before

[wooden garnet]

@hoary rune http://www.gtaheistinfo.com/fingerprint-hack-training

@dusky timber Double daily on gold, you able to get EC on it?

[hoary rune]

ooh nice this is just like in the game

[storm mica]

yes

[wooden garnet]

I wanted to know if that was possible

[dusky timber]

yes

[hoary rune]

i should have known this sooner lmao

[wooden garnet]

Full gold take btw, no time saved in vault.

So it is possible? What times you get on the EC timer?

Don't tell me 14:59 or something like that

[dusky timber]

in the 14 min range

[wooden garnet]

Hmm, so it's close
Alright, gotta crank my game up then.

Thanks for info

[brittle tundra]

now i just gtg teach my friends this new strat for s&s

and that we dont need to do duggan,emp,drone or inflatration suits

no

drone is required

nvm

[wooden garnet]

It's surprising how S&S is shorter to complete than Big Con G6

[hoary rune]

not bad ig

[wooden garnet]

Very good

[brittle tundra]

2 SECONDS TF?

[storm mica]

[brittle tundra]

bruh

[storm mica]

Not bad

[wooden garnet]

Lemme get my new times as well

[brittle tundra]

not bad?

wdym

thats hella fucking good

[wooden garnet]

This current laptop is not the one I use to play GTA

[hoary rune]

i still suck at some parterns

[wooden garnet]

And the keyboard on it is much bigger than the GTA PC

[brittle tundra]

i probs shouldve used a mouse for mine

[hoary rune]

same here im using a laptop rn

[wooden garnet]

So I have trouble using these keys for hacking

THey're too big and spaced apart

[hoary rune]

use wasd to navigate

[wooden garnet]

WASD, I don't use

I use Enter + Arrow Keys + Tab

[hoary rune]

same thing

[wooden garnet]

Thumb on arrows, middle finger on enter and left hand ring finger on tab

[hoary rune]

i'm too used to using wasd to navigate in games, changing to arrow keys feel kinda weird

[dusky timber]

kinda cringe bro

consistently not fast enough

[wooden garnet]

Bruh, I'm slow on this keyboard

[storm mica]

1.7sec

[wooden garnet]

Wtf oleg, 7s

[storm mica]

1.29sec

Calm down mate

[wooden garnet]

I need under 2s prints

But goddamn new keyboard

Blyat

3s on second print

[hoary rune]

try again

[dusky timber]

[storm mica]

Holy hell...

[hoary rune]

wtf man

[wooden garnet]

Blyat-er

Keys keep messing up my flow

[wooden garnet]

Booli

[storm mica]

[frank oasis]

Ok

[patent knot]

WHAT

[proper grove]

lol

be gentle next time

[storm mica]

[wooden garnet]

Finally

Under 8s

[storm mica]

[storm mica]

Mega pog

[proper grove]

wow there's actually a site for this lol

[storm mica]

Im like always 2 seconds slow

Yeah lmao

[rocky apex]

lol I've never completed a hack like that in gta

[severe garnet]

Not by best

[daring spear]

Anything under 10s is good enough

It's not like you hack all the doors by yourself

[lethal birch]

[dusky timber]

this is rng bullshit, i got 4 prints that were all in the first 4 slots

[lethal birch]

tf

[dusky timber]

i also wasted like half a second each time because prints couldn't load in time

[lethal birch]

[dusky timber]

i mean

[lethal birch]

lol

[wooden garnet]

Just guess

[dusky timber]

(yes i know the first piece is wrong)

[wooden garnet]

Three of four are marked already, just guess the fourth

33% chance you get it right

[dusky timber]

also

[wooden garnet]

Yeah, this happens to me too

No blur

[proper grove]

smh

cheating

[wooden garnet]

It lasts half a second

Enough time to see three of four print combos

[dusky timber]

AHHH

[lethal birch]

[wooden garnet]

What the f-

Oleg, stop booling

[proper grove]

@chilly tulip

this video is wack

[chilly tulip]

I wonder if that's accurate because I've been telling people to save at least $30M for the update.

That editing looks awful though.

So, pretty much some dude guessing without actually providing any evidence to support the numbers.

[proper grove]

lol yes

[dusky timber]

why can't this shit cache the pieces

[hoary rune]

close some of those tabs then

[wooden garnet]

How you move between options fast

[chilly tulip]

Why... do you have so many tabs open?

And why did you end the clip before clicking "Check Your Results"

[bitter cairn]

https://youtu.be/S_dpExm9Vbk

[chilly tulip]

No. This is not okay.

[severe garnet]

[viscid kestrel]

[chilly tulip]

That face is so creepy next to the video preview.

I like it.

[restive tide]

if you shoot the caps on theese barrels u can see the water

[proven remnant]

cool

[proper grove]

that video is cringe

[dusky timber]

it's cringe because it's an english voiceover

if it was original japanese it wouldn't have been cringe

[carmine jasper]

Why

[proper grove]

dub haters be like

[bitter cairn]

Idk

[hoary rune]

I can't find any reason to prefer dub over sub but you do you

[proper grove]

not being a fokin weeb

[hoary rune]

that's not even a reason

[light pike]

Daz de reason

[signal leaf]

cursed

[signal leaf]

bruh kids play gta story mode

[robust sundial]

https://youtu.be/OLpeX4RRo28

[sly maple]

Lester and other Crew get richer

[patent knot]

merry early christmas to lester and crew

though lester probably has millions off making like a 90% cut off pac stan

because no way in fucking hell does a main bank only reward us 1.25m

[sly maple]

how

[patent knot]

sex

[lethal birch]

wat

lmao

[dire scaffold]

whats this called

is it on google?

[lethal birch]

@dire scaffold http://www.gtaheistinfo.com/fingerprint-hack-training

[dire scaffold]

oh ty

this good?

[ivory snow]

yeah

[lethal birch]

120% bonus on every shark card you buy

Proceeds to show 3 options

[placid bison]

what happended?

[lethal birch]

A modder.

[placid bison]

is it hacker?

ooo

thanks

[unreal aspen]

"hacker"

you misspelled script kiddie there

[proper grove]

yes it's a hacker

[lethal birch]

Cheater

[unreal aspen]

all they did was download a file off the internet and inject them into the game

now they get called things like "hacker", and "modder"

smh

[proper grove]

ignore people trying to correct something as simple as a usage of the word :) :P

[dusky timber]

agree with mmi here

[unreal aspen]

[dusky timber]

disagree with andruwu here

[unreal aspen]

andruwus always wrong smh

[lethal birch]

Cheaters.

[proper grove]

it's so silly just call them a cheater, yeah lol

[dusky timber]

agree with andruwu here

[lethal birch]

Aka mod menu users, aka trainer users.

[dusky timber]

unless andruwu tricked and bamboozled me into agreeing with him

[unreal aspen]

sounds like something he would do tbh

[dusky timber]

[unreal aspen]

[gloomy bane]

wtf

[storm mica]

[lethal birch]

who tf wears a military cap casually

assuming its not a fucking milkman hat

[proper grove]

it looks awesome

[lethal birch]

Ok fair

I mean, I use this hat https://i.imgur.com/DVY1PNY.png

(Not my character)

[proper grove]

looks like the yacht captain hat

[lethal birch]

why he look so dumb🤨😔

[gloomy bane]

she u mean

[lethal birch]

no😕

[brittle tundra]

how did u miss that bad

[lethal birch]

HUH

it is getting to my head i

[sly maple]

captain hats is a fashion

indee

[lethal birch]

You know what? Im copying her

[brittle junco]

i switched about 6 different online sessions and still the whole game is fkd

[unreal aspen]

[pastel mantle]

That airport tho

[vast burrow]

kinda big

[lethal birch]

Opinions on my character?

(This is her casual clothing btw)

look at my mans K/D

[lethal birch]

Its probably MUCH smaller

Im guessing the airport is for small planes

[serene goblet]

il do a sandy shores comparison

[urban herald]

just randomly keep falling off my oppressor

[gloomy bane]

modder?

[serene goblet]

@lethal birch

[lethal birch]

@serene goblet Try comparing the airport to a highway or street

[serene goblet]

il try

[wooden garnet]

You got haked

Haker make you fal off bike

[serene goblet]

@lethal birch its quite hard doing that

like

il try to compare with the original one in the teaser

[lethal birch]

If u go to the location coordinates that were in the next DLC teaser it takes u to a location with a road that looks like (VI) i recently heard about this easter egg and looks interesting specially the fact that this location had it coordinates in the next DLC teaser but it doesn't really have anything to do with the next DLC as a location

[serene goblet]

@lethal birch

[lethal birch]

Why not wait and find out the actual size once the update is released.

[serene goblet]

cuz i cant wait

[urban herald]

imagine the island is gonna be a little bit bigger than this one

[serene goblet]

maybe they want to jebait us

[serene goblet]

no wtf way bigger

[urban herald]

lmao

[lethal birch]

Can i get more money on the floor?

[serene goblet]

yes

[serene goblet]

more grind

[lethal birch]

How much more?

[serene goblet]

idk

how much have u made?

total with ceo

[serene goblet]

uhhh

[severe garnet]

What the..

[lethal birch]

i do believe that Rockstar is actually starting to develop GTA 6 already cause a statement been made by Rockstar Boss talking about how he is happy that he won't be releasing GTA 6 under Trumps presidency but its basically in very early development rn so we wouldn't hear much about it for now

[serene goblet]

why whoud they make gta 6?

[urban herald]

u need i think atleast 20 million in cargo sales

[serene goblet]

they dont have to

[urban herald]

to have like max cash on the floor

[lethal birch]

Ive made more than that?

[urban herald]

and 20 million in ur bank account

[lethal birch]

Oh

[fresh matrix]

Anyone wanna do criminal master challenge

[lethal birch]

@serene goblet Cause GTA 5 is running out of milk

I only do the crates

[serene goblet]

no?

[lethal birch]

i have like 10mi in my bank

[urban herald]

ah

[lethal birch]

GTA 5 has such good promise

i hope they do a railroad dlc

[vast burrow]

wait how do you get that money on Office floor?

[lethal birch]

@serene goblet The game is old af im pretty sure everyone would like a new version already wdym no lmao

[lethal birch]

Selling CEO Crates

[kind osprey]

Its like 60 degrees lumen outside

[vast burrow]

oh lol

[lethal birch]

@serene goblet unless u started playing it recently i can understand ur perspective

[vast burrow]

i was just stacking them

[lethal birch]

I max warehouses then sell

[vast burrow]

still a good game, but i feel you, after 7 years you really do want something new lol

[urban herald]

i read a reddit post saying something like gta 6 is rumored to be set during the drug trade in the 1990s

[serene goblet]

bruh they released it free on epic for the toddlers, u know the fortnight children are spending a lot on sharkcards now

[vast burrow]

it better isnt

[urban herald]

flying bike in 1990

[vast burrow]

lmao Exo

[serene goblet]

flying horse

[vast burrow]

thats like the dumbest thing to do

[lethal birch]

@vast burrow yea exactly specially the fact that i dont think Rockstar can keep pushing more content forever that it went to straying away from the whole game idea by adding dumb flying futuristic vehicles cause they ran out of ideas so its just time for something new

[vast burrow]

yeah, the times with the adder, zentorno and bmx tricks were golden

miss them

the game was way simplier

[lethal birch]

same

It just really did feel like GTA

[vast burrow]

yeah

[lethal birch]

not some world war battle from 2300

[vast burrow]

Nowadays only MK2's fly by

[serene goblet]

Fuck it, put flying horses in read dead online

[vast burrow]

lmao

[urban herald]

now u got military grade explosive shotguns and railgun tanks and shit

[serene goblet]

yes

[lethal birch]

Lmao adding flying horses in red dead online is a good example for what it was like adding flying motorcycles to gta online

[vast burrow]

thats a good equation lmao

[urban herald]

red dead online update

[lethal birch]

pogger

[novel jolt]

i currently set the world record for fastest hacking in fingerprints

anyone wants to come and give it a try can go to this link: https://johan.li/gta-online/fingerprint-scanner-simulator

[unreal aspen]

my fastest

[novel jolt]

nice try

[kind osprey]

bruh

i get 5 secs all the time

[novel jolt]

come send me a ss

[kind osprey]

lemme get my mouse

i usually do hacking on Controller

bruh tf

i click and it dodnt clik

[novel jolt]

?

[glad osprey]

VC vibes

[kind osprey]

this is gay on mosue

[novel jolt]

xd

[kind osprey]

bruh

on god i click one

and it doesnt enter

[novel jolt]

thats odd

[kind osprey]

i swear to god

i go click left a bit click

and it doest click

IT HAPPENED AGAIN

[gloomy bane]

that happens to me but on controller sometimes

[novel jolt]

rip then

[gloomy bane]

but i can still manage to hack

just takes a few mor sec than normal

[kind osprey]

I coulda gotten more but its stupid

fastest was 9sec with the glitching

like i said though if i was on console id be leagues faster

yeah im clicking stuff and it doesnt respond

yeah thats a bad simulator bruh

i lowkey will click on one and it wont register

[unreal aspen]

keyboard hacking is better imo

[kind osprey]

it maybe be better but i cant hack with mosue lol

i know im way faster on xbox

also the thing is all lowkey

ass*

[wooden garnet]

Feels weirder than the other one

Except for the fact that it's a click/tap sim instead of key-based, the prints are RnG based and the orientation also throws you off the actual hacking experience in the casino.

[proper grove]

in conclusion: bad

[wooden garnet]

I prefer the other hacking sim

Indeed

[proper grove]

whats the point in even making it if it doesn't simulate the game version

[wooden garnet]

Though this is good practice if you wanna learn how to hack

With the memorizing process

[proper grove]

the actual tool to practice it in game: 🥲

[wooden garnet]

This isn't for measuring how fast you are

[wooden garnet]

Imagine paying 400k for door security

[proper grove]

imagine being too poor to get it

[wooden garnet]

poor after buying arcade

:feelscapman:

[proper grove]

tbh the casino layout thingy is the most useless purchase ever

I just bought to have it

[wooden garnet]

Everything purchasable on the heist board is pretty much useless

Except optional preps

Door sec was useful till people made free sims online

[carmine jasper]

Figured out a way to keep my mask on in any vehicle by accident didn’t know this was a thing I don’t have to leave my vehicle as much anymore to take a pic I can just put a mask on that matches my vehicle probably still get out tho but still pretty cool.

[wooden garnet]

I still have it purchased just in case

Helps me count my time including animations

[proper grove]

Imagine making a drill practice when you can literally skip it now LOLOLOL

[gloomy bane]

lol

[wooden garnet]

[gloomy bane]

i just skip it

cuz WHY NOT???

[proper grove]

When I saw that it worked on drills I was in such disbelief lmfao

[gloomy bane]

weird how many randoms dont know the drill skip glitch

[wooden garnet]

That's the way thermal in jets works

[proper grove]

I find it weird how many DO know it

[wooden garnet]

Well, one of the ways

[carmine jasper]

Gets banned for skipping an animation

[gloomy bane]

lol

[proper grove]

imagine

[carmine jasper]

I figured

[wooden garnet]

There's multiple ways to get thermal in jets

[gloomy bane]

HELLO we have banned you for simply skipping one animation. Enjoy your ban!

[wooden garnet]

Glitching the helmet in is one of em

[gloomy bane]

lol i hope rockstar doesnt do that

[wooden garnet]

Dunno if knows the animation skip exists

probably do, but who knows for sure

[carmine jasper]

I use animation skip outside of DCH

Is pretty useful

[proper grove]

They wouldn't ban for those glitches

lol

[wooden garnet]

I used it yesterday when the Mk2 got bugged in air

[severe garnet]

I animation skip getting out of LSC

[wooden garnet]

I pressed F by accident when stationary at sky limit on the Mk2

So I was softlocked

[gloomy bane]

F

[carmine jasper]

Animation skip for getting in the back of the avenger while being in auto pilot

[wooden garnet]

Had to animation skip to remove the lock

[proper grove]

oh my god that glitch most annoying shit ever

[wooden garnet]

Pretty useful

[carmine jasper]

I actually find it really useful to do that

[wooden garnet]

Imagine if there was no way of removing that softlock

[gloomy bane]

i only animation skip when swiping cards and drilling

[wooden garnet]

I'd be stuck at sky limit

[gloomy bane]

so mainly on dch i animaton skip

[wooden garnet]

Slowly descending

Into madness

[proper grove]

trying to boost downwards to speed up

[wooden garnet]

I skip drills and hacking animations

[wooden garnet]

I did that before, when I didn't know how to remove the softlock

[proper grove]

It's pretty helpful for doomsday stuff too

[carmine jasper]

Trying to animation skip a cutscene

[wooden garnet]

A cutscene skip glitch would be very helpful

[proper grove]

imagine if you skipped bogdan cutscene

[carmine jasper]

animation skips the game

[wooden garnet]

Probably make act II relevant again

Act II run every five minutes

[severe garnet]

Is switching to a SP character then cancelling to stop immediately considered a glitch?

[wooden garnet]

Ten minutes for b2b on console

[proper grove]

Imagine not being able to b2b Cayo solo

[wooden garnet]

That's an easy 1mil per 10 minutes on consoles with 85% cut.

6mil an hour, almost as good as DCH repeats 👍

I don't think CPH gonna be much profitable solo

[carmine jasper]

100% cut is gonna be pretty nice

I’m not gonna do it solo for the first time

[wooden garnet]

The potential take isn't fixed, there's still the grab-in-given-time factor to consider

And solo grabbing is gonna be

[carmine jasper]

Yeah I can see solo grabbing be annoying

[kind osprey]

@novel jolt

[wooden garnet]

Probably be a 1.2mil take or something solo

100% cut obviously

[kind osprey]

does it matter what you do it on

[carmine jasper]

But maybe it will be possible to grab everything with artwork with best hacker

If there will be one at least

[kind osprey]

i got 5:86

[wooden garnet]

Maybe

[kind osprey]

However

[wooden garnet]

Lemme try on that weird site again

[kind osprey]

I did it on mobile LMAo

[wooden garnet]

I'm not satisfied with my score

The input lag is horrendous

[kind osprey]

guess im the best mobile hacker

[proper grove]

I hope not

[wooden garnet]

Some inputs aren't registered

[proper grove]

If solo is "worth it" then big disappointment

[kind osprey]

i click it no work

[carmine jasper]

My best score is 5 seconds with mobile on that weird site

[kind osprey]

same

but mobile only bc its so snappy

[wooden garnet]

Yeah, then DCH becomes irrelevant

[carmine jasper]

But is mobile so it doesn’t really mean anything

[proper grove]

idc about anything being irrelevant

I just think solo would be boring as fuck

[kind osprey]

and either way it isnt realistic

[wooden garnet]

I'd rather solo heisting CPH gives you a 1.2mil final cut

[gloomy bane]

ya

[proper grove]

and cater way too much to those loser grinders

[wooden garnet]

So it's good, but not as good as DCH

[kind osprey]

it has you do 4 trials when a hard dch is only 2

[carmine jasper]

They really should let all the OG heists be replayable solo

[wooden garnet]

And 2-man CPH is better than 2-man DCH

[proper grove]

no.

[gloomy bane]

itll be hard

[wooden garnet]

That's fair for me

[storm mica]

haven't done any dch in the past month, hacking speed dull af rn

[wooden garnet]

OG heists have different roles to perform

[proper grove]

I'd like a heist revamp but not make it completely soloable

[gloomy bane]

u know how hard it wud be to play four roles at once?

[proper grove]

I find it weird they had fleeca be 2 man but never bothered with other parts that made sense to have less people

[wooden garnet]

OG heists just need to be a bit freshened up imo and we're good

[carmine jasper]

The harder the better

That sounds weird

Nvm

[kind osprey]

how u find the stats

[wooden garnet]

[gloomy bane]

fleeca is the first heist so it shud be ez

[storm mica]

http://www.gtaheistinfo.com/fingerprint-hack-training

[wooden garnet]

He's using a different site

[proper grove]

That's not the point

[wooden garnet]

That one

That embed though

[severe garnet]

Holy fuck

I was scared for a second there

[wooden garnet]

I take the dub this time again @unreal aspen

[storm mica]

bruh u doing that one

[kind osprey]

thats on ez bruh

[wooden garnet]

0.07s quicker

Who cares easy mode

I ain't looking either way

[kind osprey]

i mean i dont need the prints eithe rway

[wooden garnet]

I just loaded the site and went zooming

[kind osprey]

i only look at the selections

[wooden garnet]

Who doesn't

[kind osprey]

i average like 6 sec

[wooden garnet]

Looking at print is slow

[unreal aspen]

[kind osprey]

and the websites are inaccurate

It takes 2 in heist but the make ye do 4

and its disorganised

[storm mica]

my average speed is just 11 second rn almost 4 seconds slower compare to when i used to do heist

[wooden garnet]

Still not happy

Stuff's weird asf

I'm not used to looking on the right

My eyes go downwards naturally

[storm mica]

i am starting to git gud again

still need 0.5 sec off of each print

[proper grove]

12 seconds lolol

[wooden garnet]

I give up on this site

Best time 7:48, good enough for this weird layout.

Still exactly where I was

[carmine jasper]

Decided to make the Nero and the thrax look close to each other

I love them both

[wooden garnet]

Black matte

And is that a salmon pink pearl?

Or is that just 'cause of the lighting?

[lethal birch]

seems like a salmon pink pearl

[carmine jasper]

It is salmon pink

[wooden garnet]

Guessed so

Lightest shade of pink I ever saw

[lethal birch]

oop

[carmine jasper]

I like the looks of it

[wooden garnet]

I recognize it from Fiona's obsession

Black and salmon pink hmmm

[carmine jasper]

I love salmon pink peral I have it on a lot of my cars

[wooden garnet]

I personally don't like it much, but that's just my opinion
I don't know much about cars either way, so...

No offence meant

[carmine jasper]

Yeah is just personal preferences really

[wooden garnet]

Yeah

I'm a black+red scrub, what can I say

[carmine jasper]

My taste in colors change a lot

[wooden garnet]

[carmine jasper]

Yeah I OVERUSE black and red

[wooden garnet]

And black + yellow

[severe garnet]

[carmine jasper]

What the hell did I just look at

[wooden garnet]

That picture placement on the wall

ironic

Either way, that the casino penthouse?

[proper grove]

WOAHHHHH

[carmine jasper]

I forgot if you can actually do that or that is a mod

[wooden garnet]

[severe garnet]

[carmine jasper]

I don’t think there is gonna be deluxos on the island tho

Just mk2s and hydras

[upper nexus]

[proper grove]

I don't think there's going to be any of that

[lethal birch]

F in chat for the poor moc in the middle of a bunch of mosquitoes

[proper grove]

there's no mechanic to deliver vehicles

[carmine jasper]

Because they all are 2 broke to get a lazer

[carmine jasper]

What about your captain?

[lethal birch]

New Submarine?

[carmine jasper]

Maybe

[proper grove]

your captain is a yacht captain not a mechanic lmfao

[carmine jasper]

Didn’t mean that tho

[carmine jasper]

You can call your personal vehicle from him tho

[proper grove]

still

don't think it makes much sense anyway

[carmine jasper]

Yeah maybe you can get your yacht close to the island and call your vehicles

If the island will be available in free mode in the first place

Which I like to believe it will

[proper grove]

gonna be lame af if it allows normal vehicles there

[carmine jasper]

I agree

Don’t wanna see 5k mk2s

FLR2K on the island

[lethal birch]

If the island is in freemode the first thing im gonna do is fly there in my bombushka with my friends and take over

[carmine jasper]

That would take like 30 minutes to get there

With that slow ass vehicle

[lethal birch]

We gotta go in with style

[proper grove]

I really hope if we cant freeroam there at least make some missions there

it seems like it'd be a lit place for pvp

[storm mica]

but imagine if r* decided to be a douche

[lethal birch]

Tell me when and ill kill the egirl and the simp

[storm mica]

why not take a screenshot

[lethal birch]

Cuz im on ps4 rn bby

[storm mica]

oh

[proper grove]

sounds like lazy

I used to upload to twitter and repost here lol

[carmine jasper]

You can take the screenshot with your PS4 and download it through your ps app

[lethal birch]

i knoww but im lazyyy

[carmine jasper]

[storm mica]

he's literally there

[carmine jasper]

Proceeds to spawn on the main map while dying on the island

[proper grove]

pogn't

[carmine jasper]

Calling lester to temporarily disable the orbital cannon in the lobby you are in to sell your cargo

[storm mica]

[vocal fog]

That doesn’t look like a one shipment supply.

Did you buy the supply?

[molten solar]

i spent 75k

[severe garnet]

Oh

[vocal fog]

Wow that’s actually really dumb never seen that before

[severe garnet]

Is your bunker upgraded?

[vocal fog]

Idk if that matters tho

[molten solar]

i have only the staff upgrade

but i used to be able to sell for like more than 100k before idk

[severe garnet]

Get equipment

[vocal fog]

Oh yeah equipment I forgot

[severe garnet]

With staff and equipment one supply sells for 210k

[molten solar]

oh ok

[vocal fog]

And if you sell in populated lobby you’ll get 1% more for each player

[molten solar]

i think ill get it maybe after the cayo perico update drops because i want to do the heist

[midnight briar]

Don’t sell in public’s

The x% boost isn’t worth the risk of getting 0$ after getting blown up

[molten solar]

i agree thats why i dont sell in pulic lobbys

[vocal fog]

Selling a one vehicle is worth it in public lobbies

[molten solar]

ies

but being blown up by an oppressor doesn't help that much either

[vocal fog]

I get 500k more for selling a nightclub business if I’m in a populated lobby

[molten solar]

do then have all the businesses linked?

[vocal fog]

Yes

[molten solar]

nice

[vocal fog]

I get 2 million in total

Which is really good for a passive business that doesn’t need equipment

[molten solar]

yes

recently all ive been doing is the open wheel races. 30k is enough for me 😃

[vocal fog]

Open wheel races are double money so they are worth it these weeks

[molten solar]

yeah

[vocal fog]

But your businesses won’t make profit which is kind of a downside

[molten solar]

yeah but i think 4.3mil will be enough to start the new heist

[vocal fog]

Yup it must be. Just don’t spend any of it on cosmetics for the property we get.

[molten solar]

aight

im gonna do some homework, bye

[vocal fog]

Cya

No

#memes-and-shitposting

[lethal birch]

Opinions?

(Yes, it is modded)

[carmine jasper]

Imo

It looks ugly

And fat

[storm mica]

finally got back to sub 9
doesn't get faster than that

nvm got sub 8

[severe garnet]

Sub 8

[storm mica]

don't even know how "sub" works anymore

[lethal birch]

I mean, its supposed to be bulky

[clever scaffold]

https://images.app.goo.gl/oz92XLWRyddzSqEB8

How do i get this mask