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cant wait
MrBoss?
That’s not even the new island
imagine believing mr shithead ftl
ik
His newest video is saying the fucking trail you find when you put in the coordinates from the teaser is a reference for gta 6
Its such a stretch
Idek
It's ok.
I don't time it, but I'll search for the website.
i can link it to you if you would like
Rockstar Today.
what you gotta expect from rockstar
Just a troll comparison between legendary Faggio and griefer Oppressor MK 2 in GTA 5 Online.-+
My Hindi Channel "Onespot Gaming 2": https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbxtF9IpNoYXcw0kz5Qhnhw
Want more comparisons?
GTA ONLINE VERSUS SERIES PLAYLIST:
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Want to translate this v...
Mr likes to pad out videos
Anything to hit that 10 min mark and but in 5 mid rolls
you mean 10 minutes
How much is the mk2 really though. Because you have to have a terrorbyte where you have to have NC
more like around $7m
nah im pretty sure the speed ones are like 1.2 mil
3.8 mill unless you do the trade which is smarter
its around 5 million for terrobyte and mk2 with upgrades
btw guys we're in media
Oh snap
go to #gta-online
@pure cave just change ur name it's in the rules that you cant put non-keyboard thing names
Idk but it's possible to type special symbols out keyboard
yes
I wish discord had that twitter mentality
very cool
modder trash
Rly I had no problem play it. >w>
@modest tartan what a good menu that protect your gta
!mods
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Requested by: @lethal birch
I just appreciate him
Not funny didn't laugh
@lethal birch 

Custom. Just check the sport tops
it's java 😭
I’m not the one with ghe gray hair @lethal birch
ohhhh
I usually have shaved head in GTAO
i see
Cause the hair looks like shit
Yes
I'm a millionaire now.
I didn't get the million yet 
Same wtf man 😡
@wooden garnet https://youtu.be/JV1vDdpJvdA
This video shows how to trigger the hidden UFO encounter in GTA Online and unlock a very special tattoo for your character
A big thanks goes to https://twitter.com/TezFunz2 for the huge help!
ALIEN EGG MISSION GUIDE: https://youtu.be/z_h5yb4iAvA
===================================
Video recorded on: PC with all maxed out settings
==========...
Hmm
This is another ufo but again it’s understandable if you haven’t heard of it, it’s very rare to get.
EXACTLY
Soloing casino heist with a floating
I have that tattoo.
The PS3 and the 360 stopped receiving updates years ago.
Its pc with low graphics
sekure
i'm sure those secure locks and keypads would be a lot easier if we literally just dismantled them like this
Imagine if you could break them then they automatically unlock the door 
NEW Cayo Perico Heist Island Map Expansion WILL NOT Be Available In GTA Online Freeroam Lobbies...
►Cheap GTA 5 Shark Cards & More Games: https://www.g2a.com/r/mrbossftw
In today’s Grand Theft Auto 5 video - According to reputable Rockstar Games Insiders...The Cayo Perico Heist Island isn't going to be available in GTA 5 Online freeroam session...
Clickbait lol

LMAO
I CALLED IT
But it hasn’t been confirmed by rockstar
So I’d take it with a grain of salt
yeah its clickbait
i think thats just a part of the northern side of the map that he cut out
looks like the area with the forest bunker
It probably will be freeroam accessible. Rockstar said stuff about going dancing and such. Doubt you’ll be doing that on heist
Why share it if you know it's cheap clickbait?

To make fun of it
that way you're giving him more attention and thats what he needs exactly for views

what
My (admittedly poor) attempt to make mando
good
Losers and trash
Pink smoke on a jet is just ew
pink smoke is pog
Ruru would like a word with you
No pink smoke bad on the a10
actually the a10 in game is bad except high altitude
Just crash it into fib building
B11 is strong if you stay above 900 feet
One of the best dogfighters above a certain elevation
All the best Twitch content in one place. Clips of funny, embarrassing, awkward, fails, wins etc from the livestreamer DarkViperAU.
MY LONG VIDEOS: https://www.youtube.com/darkviperau
MY STREAM: https://www.Twitch.tv/darkviperau
#shorts
Love these.
lol
It's just a graphics mod
Even partial ray tracing tech looks super cool
I just wish
does GTAO Standalone justice when optimising it for next gen
🥔 doesn't count
Do people like that get banned?
their*

sexy autarch
I wish for high resolution screenshots 
I can't even read the custom license plate in the back
Yeah 
i thought it was the default one
ur better than me too
@unreal aspen I made it in 2016, don't judge 
I'll make to Bolt2049 sometime, no worries.
wait really? 
Yeah, I used to play like, two hours a week or something.
probably
Old clip 
After spending three months in Minecraft 

Console dragscope shots 

BST.
You might as well use explosive sniper while you’re at it.
you still haven't orbed me yet @chilly tulip 
Boom sniper is boring to fight with
I will. Soon
im always appearing online so im free to be orbed 
Boom sniper won't do much against armored cars
That was a 2-shot kill. With BST.
yeah, so the player was also using bst
Typical freemode fight
i hate bst fights
Honestly, I don't mind it at all.
I still need to orb Kayleigh
like damn $1k? gonna make me go broke 
I use BST even if I have 10k total cash 
I honestly never checked how much I spent on BST alone 
I always do one DCH a day, I'm covered on bils
Lemme see if I can find how much I spent on BST
managed to land the starling on maze bank
Never spent a dime on BST. 
I never managed to land anything on the Maze Bank except a Hydra 
Not like I tried either 
vtol 
landed the majority of jets i have on maze
the pyro is the easiest
I can easily tell 
auto muted 
Meh
Idots 
I swear, if I try, I think I can land a Lazer on the Bank
I mean, I landed it near the DCH Buyers alright, so... 
I wanna land my Dorito on the bank 
They’re the easiest jets to land on maze bank so it doesn’t count 
If only I could fly backwards
I tried to fly backwards
I swear to god it's impossible on PC. With K&M, at least.
The auto-stability always screws you over
i landed the starling on maze bank 
I tried five minutes straight trying to stall the Pyro one time, and I couldn't fly backwards.
I'm yet to learn how to use the Handbrake effectively tho
Happened to me last time I tried 
I can manage no-handbrake upside down though
i hit my office building, fell off, pulled my chute, then my mk2 destroyed my parachute and my character went plop
With handbrake I always plummet into a building
:bop:
I hit enough buildings to the point that it started to catch on fire
Fire? 
Yes
I did it till smoke

the mk2 is stronk
It was smoking
but if you smash it enough it go boom boom
Mine never caught fire 
Then I was like ”ill fuckin do it again”
that's the spirit
Weirdly enough
When I flew the MK2 upside down
It was with the handbrake
I haven’t tried to do without

the mk2 is just a super glitchy vehicle
Then when I tried to pull up, it’s pulled 90 degrees up 
The handbrake makes it go super fast upside down 
Wherever the bottom is pointing
You see MetPro go up super fast upside down to evade missiles, that's the handbrake.
it's happened a few times
It's too chaotic
it makes you go insanely fast
let me practice oppressor sniping on u later @unreal aspen
okie
dummy Mk2 users
I think next event week, elitas will be on sale
Wtf is this luck, the second I start up my MC...
Damnit, I knew we shoulda paid em off! The same cops that you've been feeding are there to arrest your hard working staff
i pulled up at my cash factory, a bunch of cops render in two feet from me, kill me instantly then shut down the place >:(
probably gets raided the moment I log in
imagine getting raided
I never got raided myself
i got raided 3 times consecutively once because i let 3 of my biker businesses on idle
Just stop using MC businesses 
mc businesses are useless
I stopped using em long ago, and my income hasn't changed a bit
that's why i keep them empty so i can actually be an mc
But at least now I can register as an MC Prez without hesitation
i regret it too
don't even think i got the money back that i spent on the businesses
And I didn't glitch Act II
MC businesses with Bunker was a blessing for me back then 
i started in DCH era so biker businesses quickly become useless for me after realizing how ass the missions can be
Also, I used to follow the Professional's advice and used to binge watch his vids on repeat 
Good times
now i mostly do DCH for money but most heist friends offline nowadays 
sad
hope they come back for the next heist
i regret not starting dch grinding earlier
i started this month
now dch wont be popular due to the cayo heist
and now i gotta buy a 6m property
just for the heist
eh if cayo perico isn't that profitable it'll become obsolete soon
ye
i think it will pay more than dch
my guess is 3-4 m
but with glitches probably 8m
they may fix b2b for good
i hope not
oh nevermind they don't fix shit
then a lot of people will switch to duping

im just good 

Imagine level 60
well many of 120's- are better than 120's+
with a level 60 
Especially with a level 60
imagine if the level 60 drives the truck into the water 

lol
imagine if he drives car from road as the personal one, when trying to do cmm, then he falls and blow up.
bruh when i jin random heist i always get prison break or prison break setups
like why?
i never get pacific standar
or humane or series a
due to new players prob
at least u're finding sth
for me eg. i can wait more than 5 mins
without any connection to setup or heist
oohf
just have to wait for phone not
Shatap im level 43, i have everything and every vehicle
idk why but when i search for random dch i always get disconnected

did u mod?
Nah
second account?
Nah
prob was doing bug
thats sus
to overloop heist
i dont believe u
Nah mods give me muney 

.
either way i dont believe u @lethal birch
oh so u r that type of player
Lol
Let me call my 20 griefers friends with +15 kd each, orbital canon, 5 attack jet support, stealth attack heli, 5 mk2, 3 moders
so did u beg modderrs or did modders jus give it to u?
ok...
that b11 video is oddly satisfying lmao
Im level 60 in Pacific Standard Convoy
cool
**-next vehicle-
Flying Armored Vehicle / FAV
Cost: 3,890,462 
Main 200mm canon
Second 70mm Machine gun
Reactive Explosive Armor/REA
Anti missile protection/Flares
Heavy armor
45 missile impact resistance + 20 with REA
10 passengers capability
140 km/h max**
@vestal kestrel You might be looking for the #archive-ps|apartment-heist-lfg channel.
just gotta be good 
dude do u not undertand its a joke
ImPrEsSiVe RigHt?
Ya I KnOw
SkIlLeD PlAyErS
Nah my friend is modding i see his level change every second
ik its mods
why is rockstar gay and not fixing their anti cheat
Bcs they got no more muney from gay ti aye 5
I think people who will bought gta5 on ps5 is only for HD girls in strip club 


True, best part was it was random players in the lobby just coming together
The missile was pretty close to hitting me, some how hit the ground
Missile made in mexico

Missile hit the wall
The ground*

vanilla gta


uh huh
Seems legit
i like to troll those players

But how
Only 22,864? Rookie number.
Maybe its a MEGA GREIFER FARMER
@lethal birch This song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Uy4odKfFiM
I guess not, but.. 
:bonk:

nitro gone 
Sus
Yes bolt @wooden garnet
I have mine set to RMP
Good ol SA days
https://youtu.be/QJX-nnCjoUM @wooden garnet
Two cigarettes in an ashtray,
My love and I in a small cafe.
Then a stranger came along,
And everything went wrong.
Now there's three cigarettes in the ashtray.
I watched her take him from me,
And his love is no longer my own.
Now they are gone, and I sit alone,
And watch one cigarette burn away.
I watched her take him from me,
And...
This is not music here
Its gta media





you sure do love your emojis huh
@lethal birch Maybe read the channel description again.

No im in servers where admins add only dumbs emoji
Look
90% are only for booster buyers
But there is none in that server 
@lethal birch #archive_media. 😉
Let me cry ok.
👍
How about a B-11 
I wish it wasn't night tbh 
Or that the picture resolution was better
I know, I didn't have a Hakuchou back then 
You need a Vigilante? I got the most anti-badass pic with it 
In the far back
jumbo laps
You can say that 
It's the jerk-off emote btw
I picked the weirdest still I could from it
It's more of a thrusting movement.
huh
pelvic thrust
3 aces lol
Sexy
sexiest
James Bond level sexy 
So, beyond sexiest
I need some shades on that tux 
Remind me next time I log into GTAO
blyat
JK
I've looked better
sometimes you just need to go basic
hello
G
the editing is superb
Graphic design is my passion
Sike 
"we dont need to convince you that the best channel to subscribe is gta gentleman"

Gta gentlemen is clickbait trash
Ik
eh
he used to be ok
but now he just does clickbait shit
his videos aren't half bad, but he just clickbaits
got a 10% discount on SSASA so i bought this
a Korean youtuber
really?
yes EFL
then why are you posting it here 
it's probably fake anyways
I expect the submarine would cost 10 mil minimum
But it can't be cheaper than the yachts
Ah, grapes. Now things are starting to make sense. More on that later.
Muted WeebsOut😖👉🚪#4464 for 2 hours (Case #79184) (user notified with a direct message)
Uh oh
I wish my team partners had the same level of photoshop
I feel bad for you as that’s some easy photoshoping
Yeah
LOL
ridiculously easy to photoshop
not even any special background tricks
the background is just flat
Pro tip: if the vehicle thumbnails are from the newswire info or trailer, its fake
I think the yacht img on the page is from the trailer
GTA Gentleman's vid on the Cayo Perico heist is cool and all, but it verges very much on clickbait.
The video's title itself was "GTA ONLINE Cayo Perico DLC : SUBMARINE PRICES, LOCATIONS etc etc etc"
is the new heist location a free roam area aswell
When none of us know what the exact details will be
Hopefully, but no one's sure.
bah
Mount Gordo.
what? i didnt do anything then i got blacklisted
oh yeah modder thingy
they can do that
and stop everyone from regi/joining ceo and mc
I didn't think The Ghost of Mt Gordo is in Online as well 
The more you know I suppose
Nicknames must be able to be mentioned. Zalgo, emojis, and others are prohibited.
Well that's neat
It Might Be a Modder
its either going to go away after some time, if it doesn't then hop into R*'s Support.
dude, theres hundreds of thousands of modders, its hard for them to keep an eye on them all
that took a really long time to type
my discord lagged lmao
my room is literally the furthest one from the router
lol
and yeah? sure i guess
i think we should go to #memes-and-shitposting tho-
lmao
druglord is going to have a tough time
hmmmm
sooooo ? 
is this from grab the auto
STONKS

good thing he posted a screenshot with a name of a script cheat thingy and thus gave grounds to delete the message
because posting cheat names is prohibited
Oh all nightly rockstar is always right. Yeah Of course I know rockstar doesn’t consider it griefing, but real ass normal PLAYERS do.
you do
the majority of the player base throws the word around because god forbid they die in a videogame abouy crime
Lol
Or because someone blew up their damn cargo multiple times, which is widely considered to be griefing.
by the player base who throws the word around because they died, yes
iirc, everyone on gta has the ability to defend themselves
if you want, you can even exploit the game and make a solo session. which isn't intended to be done
yet the "legit" players always abuse it
Saying that they throw it around when they die it’s just a complete exaggeration but ok
Oh noooo griefing isn’t griefing anymore because rockstar said it isn’t. Nooooooo😭😭😭😭
realize the videogame you play
dying is a normal part of the game
what difference is it that youre exploded
🤣and now we’re talking about how getting blown up in a dying game isn’t a big deal.
What are you on about bro?
what people read:
what they don't read:
what they end up doing: destroying literally every red blip they see
Never said griefing is irregular
Griefing is completely common and not irregular on GTA, even rockstars phrasing for that is dumb.
Since when is GTA V a survival horror game? 
Wdym?
Since when is GTA V a survival horror game?
Always has been 🔫
nice one dragondace 😉
No love for arena war 
Slow mode for director mode
Nerf the Vigilante, Scramjet and Deluxo 
Because they're such great threats to the free world
Absolute chad
He just wants Post Ops and Non-Minigunned Insurgents 
His selfless, caring heart cannot handle the destruction brought by these menacing missile-spamming hazards
Did it for the RP
Imagine talking about profit and loss in front of Steve 
Rate my crew emblem, I'm on phone so I cant do anything good
Aaaa
I think it looks pretty nice.
Thanks
What it looks like to do replay glitch for someone without an arcade
Lmao
People hate modders 
So satisfying that missiles track
Mk2 
such skill 
hes better then everyone else here
PvP god 

Meanwhile, I crashed on my Oppressor Mk2 today
👍

noob
I know
big nub
🔩 this emote's name is controversial
lol I remember when I had an unupgraded mk2, sucked balls
I bought the Terrorbyte to unlock Paige for DCH 
Not for the Mk2, not for grinding 
And then I forgot I had a DCH arcade prepped
For the next couple months to come
i didn't even know how good dch was
i got an arcade at rank 200 i think
that was right after i took a break and just came back casually, the only property i didn't have left was the arcade
I got it as a gift for myself and my super hard earned cash
so i decided to do one heist and, damn, that's pretty good 
Which I totally didn't get from repeating the shit out of Act II

My first DCH run took no less than a month to finish 
The crew bailed on me at least three times

my first dch took 2 or 3 days to finish because i had no clue what i was doing
and i was stupid enough to give the other person 40% when they didn't help at all


$4m i probably lost by doing that
DCH is epic
My first run was Big Con, and I collected both the trucks for LSWP and G6 on the same heist 
waste of time 
I didn't know you had to select and then switch the prep picture 
I thought you just selected whichever was on the screen first 
damn im rich
Hmm, nice.
better if u had 6,969,696,969
10 bil damn
Going for 100
my goal is 11B

my goal is 1 dollar
my goal is 1000 dollar
How do you grind like that?
idk how guys u reach 1M money and 60M i can't even reach 10K so i get 11B
I deposit my money too 
11B is pretty impressive.
ik its impressive but how u can even reach 1M
Literally doing one DCH finale as a host.
DCH = 1.6mil every hour 
@severe garnet i deposit any cash that i have 
Broke.
That’s one interesting thrax
Tfw you have 11 bucks picked up, and the game doesn't let you bank the money 
ugly
imagine withdraw 11B

Flexing script kiddie PC cash 
imagine you withdraw it all and muggers can steal all your money 
QoL update : Allow MMI to have a "Reclaim All" feature again
Such a needed change
Also, get the damn cops off the road in freemode 
So annoying
downgraded me 
now i kno why everyone put his money in bank

Cash on hand just feels cheap 
Plus you lose more of it when you die
You don't drop all your cash when you get mugged. Pretty sure the max a mugger can steal is $10k.
I save up 10m then put it in my bank
I do one DCH, put it in my bank, and then spend it all five minutes later
👍
I can't ever do that sort of stuff
That grinding spirit is something I can never relate to
bolt we have so much in common
I don't really care how much money I have on me at any given time
i can't ever go above $10m because i always buy some useless things
Awesome, marry me That's nice 
the only time i do care is right now when saving up for a dlc 
Honestly for me if I don’t have money on me it just makes me not wanna play the game
Hope you're still paying your in-game bills, Bolt 
i have 11B but i don't want to play the game to much
well yeah
that's because you can't really do anything until new content is added
which proves that having modded money takes the enjoyment out of the game
I have grinding about 60 million this week correct I don’t have a fucking life 👍
modded money takes the enjoyment?
We've been playing the game with no new content since the last year
lol
This summer dlc hardly counts as content
wat-
the summer dlc added just as much as a weekly update
they added only yacht mission
just some cars and missions
imagine playing modded mission
someone invited me to modded mission
10000000 rp and 1000000000 monety
Modding gets a little boring in GTAO
money
All it does it make things easier
Modding Single Player though, that shit is legendary.

gei?
That was the wrong emote, but I decided it works here regardless
Lol relatable
ok it hought u gay
👎
how to get life
Uninstall COVID-19
there file named Life in C/


and the universe will deleted
import girlfriend.exo
"girlfriend.exe" not found
oh i can delete solar system but can't delete universe 
no one have access to delete universe folder even god
I feel like rockstar don’t patch most glitches on purpose just because the glitch costs a lot of money to be able to do it like the Speedo god mode glitch
All I can hope for is that they do GTAO : Standalone justice when it comes out in 2021
With dedicated servers that actually work, and a functional anti-cheat.
anti-cheat probably won't happen
Might be hoping for too much though
the main focus is on next gen consoles, not pc
Yeah 
servers are also questionable, as it's rockstar 
GTAO Standalone : PC Edition, releasing Summer 2023
Fk GTA VI, no one cares for
story titles anymore

I wanna see if it's possible to use a Mk2 upside down on K&M
I feel like it should be
Though it might need some heavy keybinding
God dammit
That’s a way to do the speed glitch
Getting better atleast 
@wise mica the fact that that guy got 1k subs
Crap ton better than me 
Even used handbrake

That was after a lot of practice
Is it really that hard for you guys to do 
I was about to say 
The bests part about doing that is when you fall of but you survive and then the mk2 lands on you...
shunt hopping is more fun
Shunt Hopping on PC is a nightmare 
Imagine having to hold X, press left/right click (to shunt hop), and then use WASD + Space to control the car in mid air, all at the same time.
Finger-ception
If instead the shunt hop feature was changed from holding X to toggling X, that'd make it 100 times easier
u look like horse lady
wtf
Not uncommon
Insert funny ha-ha text here
GTA V meme.
Link to the original https://twitter.com/leosleepy/status/1260718124841799681
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/781209640964849685/781243584493518858/unknown.png
Best pilot youll ever see
@frozen dirge Hi, you should know advertising is not allowed, it's in the #rules channel (#10).
Me and da homies 
sorry
🙏
this here man was unable to steal more than 2 carts of gold since 11th of august

gta loadouts be like:
fax
gta media
@fallen plank what
gta media
@unkempt tundra




this clip btw














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