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i've never seen this before
rockstar have especially when working on new stuff such as the update, theyre working on the servers also, things like this happen often in update periods
Copy the pic if u want
Is that all vault layouts
Yea
Yup
OK thanks can I use it for gold glitch?
OK thanks
Do u have the finger print cheat sheet? @onyx pawn
If open run straight up,hack the inside door if needed
My friend send me it
Get the practice hack@onyx pawn
Which one
Thanks @onyx pawn
Yes
if you need cheat sheets for the casino then knowing where everything is is not your main problem
omg, reshare the photo not the entire post
how many times are you gonna re-send it
Those were really helpful thank you!
boat
Only just started doing casino heists.
uh oh
he really got angry over $3000 he gave me after i killed him lmao
he did pick a wrong hunter tho 
peek-a-boo
quite an unfortunate situation
this episode on "how did this end up here"
just another day at gta online
when your friend asks you to do the casino heist for "the last time"
and pulls up like this
oh,

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this guy was such a noob,he started sns and getting detected again and again , i had to lead , he didnt understood english properly
wtf
me bein greedy
300% bro
he is modding
epic gamer move
rip casino walls
.
I’m still going with Katherine.
bruh
@blissful scarab nice handless manual shifting
There used to be a mod that gave an animation for stick shifting
It doesnt work as of latest update tho
Im not even using fivem
yeah i don’t mod at all lol
Kids man
tell him to stop dming you, since he’ll do anything
Gta Karen
"u need to grow up"
anyone help me with heist set up?
What was the heist
If he does it 24/7 why is he begging
What was his lvl
LOL
That's sad
Yikes I would assume lvl 15-20
And LJT of course
I hate how each of these RP videos just give me APB Reloaded vibes
It looks so terrible
Hoes mad
@whole cape
Thermal helmet user 
it's called functional clothing
Might as well wear heavy combat
doesn't do anything
Wow. That’s very surprising. I might’ve rage quit or just raged in general if that happened to me, but I never use god mode so that’d never happen 
@zenith idol
@elfin arrow it makes you take less damage in heists 
Please don't mind the audio/video quality though
i never play original heists
Me neither
Btw, this is how the Windows Game Recorder records stuff
@wooden garnet that crisp audio quality 
You can already tell it's too bad
Yeah, I need a new recording software
Hopefully a paid one lmao
yes you do hehe
But anyway, that's the way I just found you can exit an RC Bandito
also can you run through it again? so you change the radio and press what?
I think it works with the RC Tank as well
oh wow i thought its memes channel and i was suprised that its so nice in here
Well, I went into the Radio Wheel, then into the Character Wheel, and then pressed F.
I ran outta ps plus so now I gotta play story mode

If you see carefully, you can see the Record and Action Replay menus pop up
f would be the equivalent of triangle
Then press F and you exit
yes i noticed
If you press F normally, the screen goes static like the RC Car got destroyed
I think this used to be the former RC Bandito God Mode glitch
But they patched it with Gold Glitch 1.0
And now the RC Car disappears
back then it stayed there are you were in god mode
I tested it out, and I could blow myself up well.
So no god mode
But, it's handy to make a quick escape
Modder
Im alone
Oh then I guess you're right
I try to restart my game
modders can spawn in some cool stuff

green gang 🚮
66k a hour 
I don't regret anything
those kids who only lasted 3 minutes stayed too 
We've been playing like 6 matches before it
Never had randoms staying in AW for that long
Reminds me when Overtime Rumble was so active
maybe they really needed that money or something
Is it possible for them to do that ?
Can we make a hashtag for rockstar and send them this pic
if they can remaster a game like 3 times (PC) (next gen) (next next gen) i'm sure they can remaster those maps and probably even put them all in one game but like removing a lot of excess for performance purposes
then again what do i know
game already runs bad
Do u all know what the summer update gonna be like ?
No one knows cuz they didn’t say anything except its gonna be the biggest update for gta and its gonna be a heist in new location
But probably after 2 weeks
Cuz the current event end in 2 weeks
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F
“It’s PAYDAY fellas!”
someone hit the vault before us lol
yes it was me
Lol

Still love this clip
@primal haven All that and not one Oppressor nutty
Probably because of me
@arctic zenith
cheat engine
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@primal haven You're nutty
Maybe
rip jaz
You remember that still 
I don’t know where I put the clip of him so it’s in the void now.
@primal haven just shot down a lazer and molotok with a deluxo whats wrong with these people
ironic
@lethal birch MF1 Spyder on the right?
yes
mmm
with roost4r's tuner wheel pack on the banshee
Anime livery’s are pog 


Damn
wasnt this the fake leaked note
That’s just now?
nope
r* will never remove boxville and trashmaster

look at the subreddit, its removed for being fake
Took in Paleto
if they can remaster a game like 3 times (PC) (next gen) (next next gen) i'm sure they can remaster those maps and probably even put them all in one game but like removing a lot of excess for performance purposes
@fickle elm Looking at how they ported the game to PC with the graphics enhancements we got and how well it runs (on singleplayer) compared to the original ps3 one I am sure they could something off like a gigantic map. It's highly unlikely they would do such a mammoth project but they definitely have the capability to do so.
r* will never remove boxville and trashmaster
@zealous saffron People also said DDH would be the last update, Passive Mode would never be reworked, etc.
@zealous saffron People also said DDH would be the last update, Passive Mode would never be reworked, etc.
@hollow lagoon boxville missions make grinding harder so people can shark card
rockstar will always make grinding hard
They should remove raiding in mc I got raided 5 times for every business back to back could not even disbanded for get help @zealous saffron
I got all my product back
rockstar will always make grinding hard
@zealous saffron OK let's just ignore that they basically made a legal version of Bogdan and gave us the Terminal in the arcade
They should remove raiding in mc I got raided 5 times for every business back to back could not even disbanded for get help @zealous saffron
@lethal birch I had that once too
@zealous saffron OK let's just ignore that they basically made a legal version of Bogdan and gave us the Terminal in the arcade
@hollow lagoon bogdan replays still needed setups
how much did the terminal cost?
How do I get my rank as a role in this server
Question to you: Is a low level supposed to have endgame shit?
Unless you have all the businesses you don't need the Terminal anyway. And if you have the businesses you have the money anyway.
Since the Casino Heist exists everyone who complains about money is just lazy af let's be honest
Damn
@lethal birch nice wet dreams you got there

it depends on the eula for a specific game
of course
Someone: How lucky are you?
Me: Showing them this
note: This happened to me yesterday
my counter question is: why do you play on pc but record with a phone
WTF
Geese be like
A normal day
Wha

Is this space invaders or some shit
Modding side jets cause you don't have friends. Holy shit that is the saddest and most badass thing all week

AI kinda wildin
they lackin lmao
Ye
help my AMG is being raped
WTF
@ionic void I've actually flown one of those. The middle hydra is the one you can get in
But, the plane has the weight of all the hydras combined, so its very difficult to control it
But it does have godmode tho.
Oof
lets try that once again 
But it does have godmode tho.
@ionic void it doesnt, usually. A modder has to put it in god
I tried to shoot it down with a chernobog,i saw it hit the plane five times and it didnt blow up.
rc bandito
mhm
@cyan crag #archive_memes-and-shitposting
friend finally bought an arcade so time to drive him to his prep in style
@lethal birch from the earlier SnS heist

thats why i go for Rickie
if its aggressive, the person outside the vault places the explosives and blows the door, he enters the vault and we both leave
if its SnS i just tp on him and both drill the doors to trigger the cutscene
@lethal birch from the earlier SnS heist
@lethal birch you are revealing your game tags tho , people in here, might report you lol
so if you tp out do you still trigger the "people that is the motherlode!!" thing
@lethal birch modder opened the door without swiping cards and...i went with him and got "out of area" warning
interesting
i came back
inside to remove warning
and..he is gone and i am stuck to swipe "both keycards"
@atomic topaz
https://clips.twitch.tv/FunnyGlamorousPepperoniKippa
Damn FP kinda broke 
@atomic topaz

https://clips.twitch.tv/RockyFitLapwingLeeroyJenkins
would be a shame if i came into the lobby 
@dire crystal @atomic topaz I GOT YOU
https://clips.twitch.tv/EvilTenaciousAyeayeMau5
@dire crystal @atomic topaz I GOT YOU
https://clips.twitch.tv/EvilTenaciousAyeayeMau5
@jade imp i hate you so much
I’m English.
I’m English.
@wheat hare guess you can say, you're Powerless in this situation
😂
Karma hits hard
xd
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imagine using light mode on discord 
show me your imponte phoenix cars ❤️
@dire crystal @atomic topaz 
https://clips.twitch.tv/DepressedSincereThymePastaThat

you can see the pain in his soul

wait, did vedant get a role just for that?
@native nova ya


Pinned
:Uhhhh:
@cold wraith happens when the stockade gets stuck on the doors for a different player
:Uhhhh:
@cold wraith lmaoo
Wait did the award fail for that guy
Wut
https://clips.twitch.tv/DepressedSincereThymePastaThat
my car blew up as it landed next to the dinghy i can feel the pain on spiritual level.
next update teaser :p




so damn good 
yeah watch till end he is dancing
ik ik

That killed me lmao
Imagine they give other players the ability to play antagonists in heist, so this becomes actually possible 😂

thanks FunnyPig for the stream shoutout
how do people fuck up pac standard that bad
imagine not using bikes on pac standard
People will find ways. Did the prison break a long time ago and the demolition guy somehow failed to kill the bus driver before it got to the prison
Look what I got because of GTA today
Assuming news articles count as multi-media, I found this and thought it was particularly interesting.
"or rampage." 
Van or Kuruma?
van
nun
creepy van
O
bad car so bad week to win it 
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unfortunate
I launched GTA and it took my cursor away as I was typing 

now that i started mc buisness, ljt calls me alot and then i typed a long sentence and then heeeeey ljt here
@jade imp @fresh musk almost forgot
i was watching when he did it, lmao
Delta said he is working on making a video of all the highlights
not sure when that will be done
@tulip dagger Oyy when you done with your Video
I captured someone but it's been over 10 minutes and no reacion. Didn't get kicked for being idle either.
https://clips.twitch.tv/DepressedSincereThymePastaThat @wooden garnet
why do you we are all gonna bully him
failed CMM run
Yeah, I said that in sarcasm...?
This got awkward quick lol
But nice, very nice.
It did..
i found this randomly
Wow that so cool he can buy like 10 cars with that!
10 cars and maybe two bikes 
$252 Billion
@hearty storm its 252 million
and if you look at my role
its legit tho
although i developed gambling addictions
@lethal birch very funny

ive got a question why is there a random bit of sea decor on land
i even walk around it and hear im walking on water
@lethal birch That hand snipe though 

I'm gonna post what kayleigh sent me here
there's no bullet drop but there is a bit of leading at longer range
i noticed that too
Yeah
i wouldn't call it a real projectile
a real projectile is Sniper Elite, PUBG type of beat
But with proper hitscan that shouldn't exist either...?
Yeah, no bullet drop, that's for sure.
i kinda felt that in CSGO too when i used to play back in the day
i always shot a bit in front of the player when i had the AWP, maybe bc of my 60hz display
Leading is kinda weird with hitscan aiming
Well, that's a natural instinct for whoever plays any shooter game


did a sns artwork with ounce and the pay is god awful compared to gold
Gold glitch god glitch
no cap
that broomstick shot down a wrong hunter 
idk why is it so laggy tbh
@lethal birch 
imagine
even the music agreed
my friend brought in a gold GP1
Rate my setup
@regal kiln i rate it 10 laxatives
got that tri monitor setup , a 2060 TI , 4 gb of ram and 3 240hz
thank u for the feedback
How did you manage to bring a vehicle inside the casino?
mod
How did you manage to bring a vehicle inside the casino?
@rough topaz mods
Oh right.

LOL I was thinking shit that’s a good idea... and then 5 seconds later, like how TF do you manage that
the game forces you out of the car once in the mantrap anyways
Makes sense LOL
@lethal birch demonstration of the buffed b11 cannon 
this is much better tho
firerate is at 3000rpm pretty close to the GAU-8
nah
Hi @lethal birch
@lethal birch
all 8 carts duped
With 1:41 remaining on aggressive. Holy moly
i actually emptied it way before we opened the vault
aand done
i actually emptied it way before we opened the vault
@lethal birch let us know if you get capped at 3.6 mil
its capped at 3.6 mil no matter what
i have diamonds and a modder friend. it will be big profit
its capped at 3.6 mil no matter what
@lethal birch ah rip
Had to post this so @lethal birch would stop making the same joke that he 10-0 me
Friendly 1v1 leads to a expose
Easy money
Not easy money
Also bodgan
K
Fake or real on PS4
Fake or real on PS4
@lethal birch account transfer most definitely
Definitely fake
Its possible
Its faker than my 5.8 million take lmfao
@lethal birch The highest level is level 8000
@brazen cove those messages are being sent in a language that you don't have the font for
Shouldn't be the cause of your lag at all, the lag is caused by whatever that person (looks more like a bot really) is doing
Find a new session
Finally after all this time...
Well done
good job
At least this guy gets straight to point to what he wants in the game
Literally calls himself MoneyDrop



Gz lol
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3rd kill 
Lowered savage 
Amazing video 👍👍
@lethal birch The highest level is level 8000
@full prawn still modded or glitched
Yea probably but im just saying it is possible
Cheems 
from the first hand experience i can tell you that this is bullshit 
Yea i don't count my money😆


why do i enjoy watching this
that's oddly satisfyng
But why does it do that?
because its coded to do hit its target no matter the circumstances
i gotta try this with the Ruiner
i've never seen it do that
of course
my sunsets are better
heist moment @lethal birch
@dusky timber can i like use the stream option in Voice chats
@lethal birch how did you do that? (the faggio on the casino heist)
modding
ohhhh
stop
@dusky timber eh
One of my main outfits
your name explains it
wrong game sire
Pretty sure that's GTA online
Hey that's red dead online you can't post that here

kek
wait did arthur actually say that?
interesting
yall fucked up
@lethal birch please stop posting red dead online stuff this is a GTA discord server
Hunter boi how u spam rockets like that ?
idk
also it was my friend in the pilot seat
maybe u must be gunner i never sit as gunner
ill try when i install game again after update comes xd
ik he glitched thermals but mf wont say it
epic
ah yes
What the fuck how the fuck did I manage to do that lmao
boosted too hard
I jumped and used the booster upside down and my car started glitching and almost exploded
yeah lmao
what bike is this
scroll up to the vault pic @tidal jasper
when you're 250ft under water and the mk 2's are too hungry for ya
I'm already in the Stromberg 😛
Ah i see you're a man of culture as well 
I could go and fight them but they keep pulling out Mk 2's, kinda sick of it at this point
Shame that im too tired to hop on
I think they just tried to orb me - they said "boom" and one's in their facility
Clothes look good (maybe a lil too hot for the weather) I would lose the facial expression, normal or happy is always better looking.
she looks like she had rush and forgot to wear her jeans at home while going to rob fleeca :p
she looks like she got dressed in the morning with the lights off 
lol pc trash

pc vs console kids be saying console trash but their games look like this
talking abt pc lol
the ps5 can shit on my pc
hell the ps4 can shit on my pc
maybe even the ps3
is that how you play
jesus christ
my laptop has an MX150 but its running on single channel
so i still need to squeeze out every bit of performance from it

or did you modify the game to get this low
didnt modify the game but i modified something else
so you modified the game yes
i mean if you count changing config files as not modding
that's some weird shit ngl
i also used nvidia inspector to change lod bias
modding is modifying the files lol you're just not doing anything bad with it
i dont think modding the config file counts lol
its clearly open in the documents folder
like they're not even tryna hide it unlike pubg mobile
where the config files are encrypted
@ebon gyro stonks’ wife
@winter ledge oh and can you believe it isnt 60fps yet
this shits running at like 40
i mean consoles run 30 but doesnt look like dogshit
but fps > visual quality imo
if i get dual channel ram yes
but i dont wanna void warranty
but idk if installing linux on this machine already voided it or not
I don't think dual channeling voids warranty
probably did
Nope. Adding ram doesn't void warranty if there's extra slots
does installing another os in a seperate partition void it?
the folks at the linux ricing community told me it does
The stages of getting destroyed by me
not stonks

A typical day in gta online.
Oh hell yes. Survival Mode is worth it this week 👍
Wave 20 pays around 150k
Plus I'd prefer to do stab city thanks to that dumpster you can hide in
The Nuclear Silo has a good hiding spot which is on the second floor next to the armor pickup
It's located by the elevator. My strategy is to blind fire mercs with an auto shotgun. I played this mode is because no helicopters and people on cars doing drive by shooters that can ram you and kill you.
Well the dumpster in stab city makes you pretty much bullet proof until the helicopters come in
Just hide inside it and cover fire
In the silo, the only hard enemy was the Cliffford Juggernauts
Well give the dumpster cheese in stab city a try, you won't regret it
I've seen someone doing that before I did that.
You should try the Silo survival map.
Not a fan of the silo map tbh
someone help me earn money?
Me and a friend just robbed the casino and he got 700k then I went to spin the wheel with him he got the podium car then he went to a slot machine and immediately won 600k luckiest person I ever saw
Gz
his luck for the rest of the year is probs gone
go die 
with 10 digits in the bank and 9 digits in cash

@haughty jetty is this your vid?
Yes
sweaty
Not even quad lenses
what do those lenses even do
https://youtu.be/Am3BmURdsTI @lethal birch
Find out why/how the base and jets shoot you down so fast.
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yea i saw that
So the firetruck got destroyed by the NPC jet?
This is one of the most annoying abilities NPCs have.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rP2wk1IKhzw
@spare cedar
Why did r* make ai like that
@rocky goblet artificial difficulty. In terms of intelligence, GTA V AIs are downgraded, they have little to no intelligence and instead of improving their intelligence and coding, they just gave those AIs unfair and unbalanced abilities.
lol
why me
@solemn violet
That modder shit
Yeah most of the "difficulty" r* implements are basic
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/736846106343768078/739183477668446258/unknown.png well at least some people are honest
This madlad called himself MoneyDrop to make it quite the understatement.
Waiting to get in badsport
I got deemed as a dodgy player because I killed some guy 40 times and he reported me at least 10 times
lmao fr
how the majority of players loot the vault in the casino 

If only 😦
It’s freemode
Did you not know you can fly upside down on them lmao
i do know you can, i just didnt know it could do it like that
@primal haven kd farmer
Rip
Poor guy
When u invites someone to be your associate as they prove their combat abilities 75-3ing u
U can't reject two's cv now
cv? @pale ember
Yeah, bodyguard cv for ceo associate
Oooh
@regal kiln
you quit on my screen
What are u doing to the vault door?
everything
Oh no
accidentally jumped off my oppressor, what is this

Found on Reddit. Pretty cool. Might try later
no shittin on my watch
That jet in the reflection 😂
B a p
Yayayayayayayay
@unborn stump cool, now show something all of us haven't seen before
well that was fucking close
Sucks to suck
F
Just close the application until you get it
@arctic bramble idk if you should be explaining glitches in the server, better to do it in DMs
Who recognizes this dude??
not me lol
same 
He looks like a young john waters
curb your mountain climbing
curb your icon on the map
That jet in the reflection 😂
@maiden ledge @maiden ledge lol I was just bored and wanted to troll
noice
I recorded this on my first try in this area though so I wanted to share
I'm trying to make a better one
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very cool
theyre supposed to be slow lol
lmao
rip
its just fun to drive around imo

jeez he wilding
it was a joke lol
deadline
daaamn
last week
lmao
I got 2 raids back to back with my biker business. First part of the clip is me finishing one raid and then i stand there for about 30 seconds scrolling my irl phone so i cut that out. instantly raided again. what the fuck, is that scripted and i am over reacting??
The raids love you lol
Lmao yeah they do. Maybe LJT raided me because I always hang up his calls.
Heck, I literally did in that call
Or don't be mc president unless you're inside your business

Guys this shit is stuck with me even after changing session should I try and maybe accept a heist or activity?
you probably need to restart the game to remove it @dawn solar
leave gta online and join a public session
what the fuck is it 
A modder decided to turn me into a b a l l
lol lester
Mylady.jpg
Guys
I joined a random activity and I think someone got it off me
Like some dude got pissed at me for being a ball and used his mod menu to get it off me so thats cool lol
Funny thing is that npcs couldn't target me while being a ball
do casino aggresive as a bigass orange 
nah that fucker rolls in there
puts glue on himself so the cash sticks and just bowls through the vault lmao
Lmao wouldn't even need to hack just roll through the door
goes full donkey kong barrel style and makes his own exit
Exit disguise: ball
disguise
@soft dawn
even before they were all at the canals fighting
Red team probably did it so they dont have to pay for innsurance
prob I haven’t seen a vehicle or anything yet just that Speedo van
Have they killed anyone else not involved?
I’m guessing it’s a organized war cuz yellows all have a jacket with a crew logo on it
Just the speedo guy
Probably a roleplay war
still good entertainment lmao
I want to expectate a war but one that I dont get pulled into
I’m just hiding in the bushes rn
ai is drunk
False
Nou
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