gta-media

[tawdry epoch]

at this point start a channel on yt or start streaming on twitch or whatever

that shit is made for you

[atomic atlas]

there are better players and people who do better than me

i stream and upload only to view them myself

as a memory or so

[tawdry epoch]

understandable

[steep wind]

i meaaannn it was completely his fault

[wild bloom]

[bold coral]

@timid saddle

Same bro same

[timid saddle]

tbf i mostly do it on parked ones or griefers

but still

[wind sable]

idk which civ outfit i like more

[wild bloom]

i LOVE this race so much yall 🥰

@steep wind who’s at fault here?

[steep wind]

what fault

im confused

[wild bloom]

the end

[steep wind]

all im seeing is good defense from u

[wild bloom]

thank you

i love you

[spare ledge]

jumping over people at top of that hill is just pure fun

[left jungle]

I'm aloneing solo please I need a duo

I on Xbox one

Please I am a low level 20

[shut sentinel]

Some of these Sparrow pilots are so goofy breh lol

[elfin arrow]

imagine losing to an unarmed helicopter

[shut sentinel]

[shut sentinel]

A very slow one at that, I don't think the Mule is exactly super difficult to hit lol

[pseudo perch]

[bold coral]

Hahahaahaha

[spare ledge]

nice graphic settings btw, game looks amazing

[karmic sapphire]

why is my raiju see through

[shadow scroll]

enhanced moment

[white zodiac]

How do u get the belt?

[pulsar stump]

@sand locust Faceplanted the railing 🤣

[sand locust]

Get revenge

Now

[pulsar stump]

11-11

🤣

[spice sparrow]

how do u get the police outfit

[pulsar stump]

Blacklisted outfit but there's a job

[gaunt acorn]

Love the Reference From Pavel

[wind sable]

peach plate glitch

[pulsar stump]

only cus u tased me lol

[chrome patrol]

[jade meteor]

It was a random cayo, it wasn't anything like that

[atomic atlas]

why are u posting AI stuff?

[neat tusk]

It's a screenshot I took it and ran through ai yes

[neat tusk]

Why you asking me this

[atomic atlas]

its AI generated bro

[neat tusk]

[atomic atlas]

[neat tusk]

Why you so boring

[atomic atlas]

because i dont paste useless AI slop

[neat tusk]

Your bored and taking a pic so serious

Too bad it's not a problem you can block me sybau

[atomic atlas]

just telling u what me and what others would feel as well

[neat tusk]

Thanks so much

[atomic atlas]

keep posting that stuff then

most peole will just ignore

[neat tusk]

Thank you so much arbiter

Idgaf its just a post on a discord get real

[obsidian sparrow]

slop

[neat tusk]

Y'all are annoying enjoy the slop

Look at all my AI posts in here too

Your gonna love it

[obsidian sparrow]

oh no an eggplant emoji 😨

[neat tusk]

[shadow scroll]

um..

[dusky timber]

shit like this is why I can't afford to upgrade my pc

[neat tusk]

No it's cause your unemployed and lazy

[dusky timber]

he doesn't know

[neat tusk]

The ai memory prices is not from a discord post in here ok. The ai boom isn't about making memes or remix g pics. You can be mad, or just get over it

[vestal blade]

ching chong

[atomic atlas]

ying yang

[obsidian sparrow]

LMAOOO

[late drum]

buddy is because companies are mass selling their ram to ai data centers so theres a ram shortage thats oreo cant afford

btw yall i have 4 sticks of 128 gb ddr5 ram

who wants

[ancient igloo]

I’ll give you a 10 piece McNugget and a medium coke for those

[late drum]

deal

wait isnt ram 400 $ these days'

[late drum]

i humbly decline ur offert

[ancient igloo]

🙁

[late drum]

though i will do it for rtx 5090 ti super

[jade meteor]

Yes

[shut sentinel]

Series X edition goes hard fr

Cue Roundhouse

[hasty urchin]

bro who in their right mind did this to my submarine 🥺🥺

then this happened wtf

[hybrid maple]

mb bro

[late drum]

ngl that looks like a persons gigantic dih

[hasty urchin]

the cayo perico monster packing

[late drum]

ikr

[manic scarab]

Yo

[olive nebula]

You can't park there m8

[dire harbor]

what r these with such long rangge

[elfin arrow]

cops

[dire harbor]

cops dont have that big of a range

[silk bloom]

Yeah they don't

[neat tulip]

W

[elfin arrow]

[desert crag]

I dont think Dax is supposed to be driving

[humble drift]

love it when I have to squint my eyes and twist my neck just to look at a photo

[neat tulip]

Xbox clips full gta to sit n delete manually

[timid saddle]

manchez scout moment

[wild bloom]

@steep wind @opaque sphinx finally broke the barrier

[steep wind]

hell yeah

[wild bloom]

i’ll maybe subscribe to gta+ again in summer break

to get to 300

[tacit lion]

What happened to the sky

Looks like the earth got rings

[rare oak]

Zone is comming

[tacit lion]

Gotta rotate

[rare oak]

Yea better be fast unless u got a medkit

[tacit lion]

Only got minis 😞

[thin kernel]

this havoc exploded less than 20 seconds before this screenshot. How tf did it spread fire quickly

[atomic atlas]

pubg type shet

[lofty fulcrum]

How is this possible???

[sleek summit]

Mannn lester in god mode

[lofty fulcrum]

maybe the point is that the guys online charecter is Lester

[olive nebula]

Its PC, anything is possible.

[lofty fulcrum]

Its playstation.

[bold coral]

Godmode is normal on console lol

[lofty fulcrum]

Sigh

[vestal blade]

how much rp was that? and how the helly

[shy hazel]

ayo guys

watch this 31 second clip

im really superman with this punch glithc

https://streamable.com/ui2u81

watch till end

[atomic atlas]

@modest drift

[modest drift]

not there for me

[atomic atlas]

did u complete the intro?

[modest drift]

no

where is it

[atomic atlas]

i mean its right there as show in the picture

[modest drift]

but its not

[atomic atlas]

i was in storymode but...

[atomic atlas]

ok

give it some time

[atomic atlas]

maybe u might have cancelled his phone call or sum

[atomic atlas]

understood

[modest drift]

any ideas?

[atomic atlas]

how long has it been since u migrated to enhanced

[modest drift]

like 3 hours

@atomic atlas

[atomic atlas]

try restarting

[full crown]

James Bond in this bih

[full crown]

Gah dam that was OD

[fallow pivot]

the taser is my favorite

[violet sundial]

Did u die on purpose

[fallow pivot]

no ammunation guy 1-0’d me

[violet sundial]

😭

[full crown]

I have more clips but they gotta go on my PS app first

[fallow pivot]

lmao bro peeled off

[full crown]

I did this cuz someone did it to me but I didn’t die from it

[royal jetty]

ceo female assistant is hot asf ngl

[atomic atlas]

agreed

[royal jetty]

id date her irl

[shadow scroll]

is gta+ worth it or pointless?

[shadow scroll]

gooner

[royal jetty]

who told u im a gooner

[crystal wasp]

Worth.

[shadow scroll]

why so?

[crystal wasp]

Vinewood APP

[shadow scroll]

for what reason

[crystal wasp]

Google it.

[shadow scroll]

bruh

i'm asking gta players why people buy it.. because to me it seems worthless other than the 100 car garage

[crystal wasp]

I told you my reason and then you asked why you dense mother fucker.

[silk bloom]

[shadow scroll]

what reason? vinewood app that means nothing to me.. whats so good about it? dense mother fucker

[humble drift]

This ain't gta-online chat yall

[olive nebula]

It depends on the bonus month

[wild bloom]

community series with gta+

[atomic atlas]

advertising isnt allowed pretty sure

[thin kernel]

My bike flew up and i got this

[lofty fulcrum]

Wat did u expect to happen?

[white zodiac]

Whats that location?

[halcyon pivot]

@crimson geode
Since we now know which channel to crrectly send it
Expect to see random gta 3 clips here

[haughty garden]

search job on enhanced broken 30 min and no mission

on legacy 1 or 2 min and i find mission

[halcyon pivot]

Mission not planned successful

[delicate bay]

probably settings in pause menu - online - options. theres something about searching thru user content only, it might be more difficult to find jobs with that option on.

[delicate bay]

u didnt.

[idle sun]

what the fuck

[shut sentinel]

Bro gave up immediately

[wild bloom]

[burnt laurel]

sigh, tryhards. they just waiting right outside my Apartment with Raijus

[wild bloom]

activate passive

before going out

[burnt laurel]

I'm just gonna spectate what kinda dumb stuff they do to wait and kill me

[wild bloom]

alright

[burnt laurel]

they left lol

was "taunting" them by telling them their every move lol

they didn't respond to any of the messages tho

woulda been funnier if they had

they were rats tho

e snipers, ghost/off radar, Savage,

guess that's just the usual

[wild bloom]

lmao

[burnt laurel]

I have fought tryhards who were even bigger rats

even have a pic of them waiting outside my Apartment

[elfin arrow]

these guys are not very smart

[burnt laurel]

was cooking them at first, but later they resorted to dirty tactics

[atomic atlas]

got killed with rcs yesterday

they only care for the1-0

[full crown]

It was by the beach, the parking lot

[burnt laurel]

yep, that's pretty much it

haven't seen that many rcs in recent times tho

[haughty garden]

@proven stone

https://youtu.be/vvljL7GiDbE?si=-EEIYanTP_2Dpi5N

@proven stone play this mission u get 500k

[proven stone]

need players

how much?

do i need ist 1-4?

[haughty garden]

you can play this solo

[proven stone]

ok

cheers

[haughty garden]

you need free car armor it call duke o death in war stock website

[atomic atlas]

arena war tractor grind how long?

[haughty garden]

1 second

[atomic atlas]

so ur modding?

[haughty garden]

put the code into cheat menu and boomb

tractor unlocked

[atomic atlas]

i thought u grinded it legit this whole time

or ur being sarcastic?

[haughty garden]

its crazy i grind something like that

[atomic atlas]

but some people have

[haughty garden]

I even got all stuff ppl spend year to grind it

[atomic atlas]

there is a guy on this server too but he doesnt talk about it much

[haughty garden]

like gold statue in ceo office/ auto shop 1k/ and other stuff i forget

[atomic atlas]

legit or by other means?

[haughty garden]

nah the same thing

why i waste time on that even

I only grind money in game and some times join other mission for fun

[atomic atlas]

ok

[haughty garden]

I like to help random with doomsday

but there alot troll join the host mission too

[atomic atlas]

i would never cheat my way through it for something like ceo stuff

the tractor i just ignore

[atomic atlas]

for sure

[atomic atlas]

og heist and dd

for me

[haughty garden]

it look good when you enter the office and see the statue

tractor i call it and drive it some time in public lobby for fun

[atomic atlas]

true but it feels better knowing u beat Rstars shetty grind scheme with tricks

[haughty garden]

every1 ignore me no 1 even try to shot me

[atomic atlas]

in public lobby?

[haughty garden]

yea

[atomic atlas]

i just got killed by multiple people yesterday

i like to target one person but all them come at once

[haughty garden]

I guess u playing most time in bad sport lobby

[atomic atlas]

RC cars, toreadors, mk2

[atomic atlas]

nah maze bank is a mess in goodsport too

free aim lobby pc

[haughty garden]

yea I know

[atomic atlas]

i manage to become the biggest target xd

[haughty garden]

what about runner 2000 fully mission

[atomic atlas]

i fried that car

used the savage and blasted it

toreador got done with nightshark

[haughty garden]

they can get u in air u know

[atomic atlas]

not if i fly above them

they cant aim straight up unless they aim with flare gun

[haughty garden]

I can manage canon users

under bridge then i jump and shot them

[atomic atlas]

its about taking cover from buildings

nc nc

mk2 users can be countered with scram jet

mk1 railgun spam

[haughty garden]

[atomic atlas]

the whole lobby cooked me up for defending myself

btw i only shot people who shot me first

[wild bloom]

are u playing on a crt screen wth is that aspect ratio 😭

[haughty garden]

yea i play on ps3 grahpic

if u see my game u will say that ofc

[wild bloom]

damn

u don’t have good specs?

[haughty garden]

yea

[atomic atlas]

is that a happy face?

[atomic atlas]

[idle sun]

fun fact:
travis scott had an indirect collab with gta online with the chop shop update
||APRIL FOOLS LMFAO🎉 ||

[tacit lion]

@jolly leaf

[tacit lion]

Latency

[jolly leaf]

Yup

[restive tendon]

this run way wasn't here before

[humble drift]

It's been there since last year

[restive tendon]

is it connected to a mission or something?

[vapid monolith]

it has been added since the Oscar Guzma DLC, with the new Hanger.

[wild bloom]

back then when i requested planes i always thought that i never saw it before and just brushed it off by thinking that i never saw it while playing the game

turns out i was correct

[restive tendon]

yeah i remember riding in this area a lot and i didn't ever see a new runway but i can use it for roleplay so yay

[potent summit]

Mini Madrazo wanted in on the fun

[noble bough]

https://youtu.be/ZJyh94mdrLo?si=VYdKBE_EDPwzKoEY

Anyone remember this cut scene or am I just that old?

[random anchor]

How old is this cutscene

[noble bough]

I’m pretty sure around when GTA online first came out since the video was posted in 2013

But still, I have a very vivid memory of seeing that cut scene when I first joined

[atomic atlas]

i did

but i deleted that character and restart without tutorial

lamar intro with female character is funny

[noble bough]

Yeah I’m pretty sure I am still playing with the same character I did when I used to play back on console, but it somehow glitched and now my character looks hideous so I had to cover his face 24 seven lol

[neat tulip]

Had some griefers it was me vs 5 of them for no reason I kept my weight w few of em they destroyed my shi so i destroyed 3 of there’s plus there oppressors when we was fighting got into a bad sport bruh

[noble bough]

Let this be a lesson don’t duplicate cars and leave the game before selling them

[heavy otter]

[inland flower]

last halloween :)

[silk bloom]

Dog looks cute tho

[inland flower]

i really liked that picture

[wild bloom]

nostalgic

u could get that tutorial again

just not on new gen and enhanced

on old gen and legacy

[noble bough]

Yeah

[wild bloom]

creating a new character on a separate account

[atomic atlas]

any proof of this?

starting from scratch gives u the career progress nonsense

i dont think enhanced versions have this

[humble drift]

rockstar removed this from enhanced I think

[atomic atlas]

oh ok thats what i was wondering

[manic scarab]

dayum luck bb Hater's should cry...

[wild bloom]

what

never came across that

[atomic atlas]

i mean career builder

i assume u came across that

[wild bloom]

remind me what the career builder thing is

i forgot

[atomic atlas]

being given 4mil and having to buy preselected properties, cars and weapons

[wild bloom]

ohhh

that’s not available on old gen

[atomic atlas]

its not

talking about enhanced

[rancid canyon]

I got mine today but it disappeared bc I didn't choose the garage in time bc I was calling my mom

[wild bloom]

i did come across that

when i made a new acc

they removed the tutorial on new gen

[atomic atlas]

they did

[pseudo perch]

😆

[dire harbor]

why is it snowing

[silk bloom]

its 1st april

you can connect the dots

[dire harbor]

I CANT

[silk bloom]

april fools

[wild bloom]

they did this in april fools

like years ago

[safe holly]

I thought there was a modder in my game smh 😭🙏

[scenic totem]

can someone explain what happen

[silk bloom]

modder in the lobby

[safe holly]

Its not

[cold yarrow]

Jokes on rockstar ik how to get rid of it

[safe holly]

Everyone does

[olive nebula]

Make the clip shorter next time

Wasted over 30s for nothing.

[scenic totem]

valkyrie

[shut sentinel]

I think this officer might've just been him lol

stopped to watch bro explode, but this was better

[manic scarab]

gta is life

[manic scarab]

lol it is what it is you should value time or everthing will be yk ik

[shut sentinel]

[light root]

So the gravity is low
There is a reference to some gta online in my acid lab

And it’s snowing

[restive tendon]

a cute whale

[rancid frigate]

damn why is ur game so dark, we can see nothing except the bridge

[shut sentinel]

Honestly not sure, bright TV ig

[rancid frigate]

or the exposure settings in ur recordings maybe

cuz normally the game isn't that dark

[shut sentinel]

It's not that dark from my POV either fr

[rancid frigate]

yeah just the recording exposure settings then

[shut sentinel]

Not sure if I can change them

[rancid frigate]

yea I was just curious haha

[lethal birch]

why is it snowing?

[edgy anchor]

April fools day

[lethal birch]

oh

[manic scarab]

who is this person? at this i can't believe it what I'm witnessing, guys i think GTA LOBBIES r filled with GTA developers ☠️ 👽

[terse lance]

Why

[dire harbor]

whic facility is easyest to go to

[olive nebula]

Job warp:

[edgy anchor]

That depends on where you're coming from doesn't it

[dire harbor]

i will just get the zancudo one

[tacit lion]

Holy combo

[silk bloom]

senora desert facility is the best imo

[silk bloom]

need 68 now

[rough pond]

this one

[elfin arrow]

this is outdated

and wrong

[echo zinc]

So where is updated version

[sour bear]

Nerfed in 9/2023

[elfin arrow]

#gta-questions message

[echo zinc]

Secondary loot too???

[fossil skiff]

@lethal birch me too bro

[sour bear]

Yes

[echo zinc]

That is outdated too bro won’t even load

[humble drift]

[sleek summit]

Swag broccoli

[rare oak]

frontflip

[bold coral]

This would've made numbers 10 years ago

[obsidian sparrow]

wait why is there snow

is that the april fools joke?

[bold coral]

Cause rockstar is funny

[violet sundial]

Choose the one near the military Base it has easy road access for facility glitch and it’s close to the city

[tame drift]

Godmode greifer gets humbled

[vapid monolith]

[violet sundial]

Only one i got besides the one’s on ps app

[atomic atlas]

👍

[onyx rampart]

gooch outfit on april 1st is crazy wtf

i was literally on top of a billboard as i was taking a piss, i come back and hear this weird laugh with bell sounds and theres the gooch running in circles below trying to get at me

[wild bloom]

i got it too

[tame drift]

Any helicopters infront of me be aware 🙏🏽

[wild bloom]

orbital cerberus

[lofty kraken]

Hello

[tame drift]

Lethal destruction weapon

[lucid crest]

i have the sasquatch but i dont know how to fly

[atomic atlas]

(yuh i do have mental problems don't ask)

btw blame @olive nebula

she requested it

[olive nebula]

Im proud of you

As a reward you wont get bullied by me for 3 days

[atomic atlas]

[atomic atlas]

oh wow

[silver sierra]

i think it should be 2 1/2 days
he should’ve read your mind and known to make it look like that before you told him to

[olive nebula]

Quiet

[sleek summit]

Those c words banned my account

You are in the right they are in the wrong

One day they’ll know the truth

[waxen raft]

This has to be the cleanest Mk2 I've ever seen. Or the best looking, I don't know

[atomic atlas]

its really good ngl

iam kinda dissapointed it had to a be a mk2 out of all pictures

[waxen raft]

How did you get that livery though?

[atomic atlas]

i think it was a login reward from what i recall

u cant get it from terrobyte

[waxen raft]

A limited? Damn

[atomic atlas]

there is a vehicle that has a similar livery if that interests you

[waxen raft]

Nah, it's cool.

Still, nice Mk2. 10/10 from me.

[dire harbor]

Thats what i did

[tardy stone]

@worn pivot, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Casino: #ps5｜casino-lfg

Requested by: @tribal ravine

[atomic atlas]

thnx duv

[lean knoll]

great gps gta

im deadass, it took me here

[tacit lion]

@shut fog Haha, try again

[naive meadow]

this one free

2mil here but in the gta room it 1.9m

[rancid frigate]

SERIOUSLY R*???

They're playing with us atp

[flat latch]

because I think thats 20% off the "full" price which is the discounted week price

nice

[timid saddle]

5M for this shit lmao

does R* even check if their new cars have those issues ?

[wild bloom]

don’t think they do

[tall fog]

you pay extra for bouncy :3

[tame drift]

Buy shunt boost and from there search on yt on how to do it on PC, usually its way smoother on controller though

[haughty garden]

arent all other cop cars 5m

[timid saddle]

Nah only a few are that high, they mostly are 3-4M

still way too expensive, but not as horrendous

[haughty garden]

for me all +5m cuz I didnt play dispatch

its weird that stx not out yet on warstock

[silk bloom]

Are you gta+?

[haughty garden]

no

[silk bloom]

It's for gta+ members

[tawdry epoch]

how much gta+ costs

[silk bloom]

• Buffalo STX Pursuit is now available to GTA+ Members (free) and available to everyone from April 9 ($5,370,000)

[haughty garden]

it should be free for gta membership and other for $

[flat latch]

damn this caR!!
i even removed the front spoiler to stock

[humble drift]

#gta-vehicles message

[pale burrow]

@tacit lion

[tacit lion]

Hmm i wonder wwht I ended then

[pale burrow]

what did u collide with anyway

[teal pollen]

can i send a yt vid here about gta? its facts tho its like a sketch 🤷‍♂️

[flat latch]

a certain type of police pushbar is causing collisions on stuff like sidewalk and curbs

[pale burrow]

thats embarrassing

[sleek summit]

40 trillion dirham company btw

[lucid crest]

i almost win the car yesterday

[shell obsidian]

Is april fools still going on?

[tawdry epoch]

why youre in hell

[shell obsidian]

glasses

but it looks like halloween

also my game is bugged as shit

I haven't even start one patrol work and it sends me another

[tacit lion]

Is april fools still going? Map looks kinda weird

[wild bloom]

dude what is happening with ur map

[rare oak]

pavel dosnt want me in his submarine anymore

[tacit lion]

Hes saving you because the waves are strong and he doesnt want you to fall into the ocean, so he teleported you

[rare oak]

i eaven completed the daily challange

open a parachute near the ground

W pavel

[shadow scroll]

audio is still not as good as on legacy..

[shadow scroll]

even more broken audio on enhanced.. the horn is not stereo at all.. what?

[worn gust]

Do it in white than you have the Miami vice one

Or red

[shadow scroll]

also to mention, shadows are terrible on enhanced

[worn gust]

I like the new gto as it’s the magnum pi car

[faint adder]

The characer is new so heres the rest of my cars

[wild trail]

.

[atomic atlas]

just posting a clip i got from april fools

now i delete it from pc xd

[tacit lion]

Would've made numbers back in 2011

Just wanted to hit the boost grab 😞

[atomic atlas]

would have made numbers in1990

[tacit lion]

Would've made numbers in 2500 B.C

[atomic atlas]

[atomic atlas]

i do wonder

what ur playstyle will be with that sort of outfit

[tacit lion]

Pavels dream friend

[atomic atlas]

offensive/defensive or anti-griefer/griefer

[tacit lion]

PvEr

[atomic atlas]

complete pacifist

[tacit lion]

Yup

[atomic atlas]

noted

[tacit lion]

0 player kills, 5000 NPC kills

Bro who tf is my archenemy 😭

[atomic atlas]

lmao

[jade scroll]

Bunch of fucking sexist cops I see

You do you man, I just want to gamble

[sleek summit]

You will never guess what hes wearing

[atomic atlas]

lets do freeaim now

more skill

[safe holly]

Fuck

I can't send pics

[brittle osprey]

GTA currently has drops on for a new law enforcement outfit, which can be obtained from watching twitch drops this week

https://www.rockstargames.com/gta-online/twitch-drops
You need to link your account here ^
Then you can go to twitch via the "learn more" link under the twitch drop page for R*
It should open up to the 2nd image, where you can click more to open all streams with it enabled, as well as show your connected status as Yes or No

2 Hours: 250k
4 Hours: 250k
6 Hours: 500k
8 Hours: Winter Highway Patrol (Also includes a no-tie version)
You can also put any video that has drops on (check before leaving just one stream up if a drop down menu with "drops" appears in the text chat at the very top before choosing that stream, then you can leave the video at ~1% and leave it on in the background if you wish to not watch it

Start Date: <t:1775199600:R>
End Date: <t:1776322740:R>

also this isn't the one we got for buying the bike btw, its a long-sleeved version

[dire harbor]

What

[wild bloom]

why is it wide

like

[dire harbor]

4:3

[wild bloom]

oh

[wild bloom]

can’t u just use 16:9

[dire harbor]

I playd fivem

True strech and 16:9 feelt to strange

4:3 feels not as strange

[wild bloom]

i’m not saying stretch it

just use the normal 16:9 aspect ratio

[dire harbor]

Yeah and i told u why i dont play 16:9

Cuz i got used to true strech and everything feels wierd

[manic scarab]

Imagine being a rockstar dev and getting this much salary per month.

[brittle osprey]

just incase you missed it

[tacit lion]

Less than cashier 😭

[wild bloom]

just making sure no one misses it

[bold coral]

8 hrs is insane for one outfit 😭

[silk bloom]

Here we go again

[vale jolt]

I kinda didn't send it on March 11

[potent summit]

@silver sierra

[silver sierra]

FOR WHY

[wild bloom]

u love lester too much

[silver sierra]

he’s so nice

[wild bloom]

he is
creepy uncle lester
lester the molester

idk what more to say

he is not nice

logan is better than him

[buoyant elk]

except for when he takes all the cut in casino 😔

[silver sierra]

ehh

[silver sierra]

no he deserves it

[pale burrow]

they def get paid more than that

[naive meadow]

anyone else been having this issue

[shy hazel]

why she smilling like that

[humble drift]

I missed the part where this is gta

[shy hazel]

i just had to do it son

[flat latch]

ladder to heaven

[shadow scroll]

why can i not go into any job?

[mossy otter]

anyone active

[spare ledge]

im stuck at this every time i try to sell vehicle, i like the location but literally hate this, i need to shoot with up-n-atomizer with every time, should i just buy new vehicle warehouse?

[brittle osprey]

Have you tried spinning the back wheels and turning, as long as one tire gets traction you can spin it all the way

[ancient igloo]

Just get a new one

[spare ledge]

im just parking my vehicle there and selling one is just becoming here, btw never noticed reapoer looks really fcking good with chrome

[spare ledge]

any location suggestions tho, just out of curiousity

[ancient igloo]

La Puerta and La Mesa are both good

La Puerta has been Iron Mule access though

[spare ledge]

have to sell every vehicle in the warehouse for change right?

cant be bothered with that tbh, it can stay where it is

[ancient igloo]

Pretty sure yeah

[spare ledge]

thanks for the info tho!

iron mule definitely is a plus

[onyx solstice]

Officer gutierrez

Does this look 1970s enough?

[brittle osprey]

hair is too long ngl

[onyx solstice]

Fuck

[brittle osprey]

too wavy as well, he needs to have like a buzz cut or a straight cut

[onyx solstice]

Well what about the car?

[brittle osprey]

its pretty solid

[onyx solstice]

I only made this bc of the blue rockstar logo

[outer shard]

"STOP RESISTING"

[little seal]

I can't seem to be able to find any twitch lives stream with the drops tags, is that normal ? also I don't see anything on the "my inventory"

[cyan crag]

Why is gta rp always so ugly

[stray ingot]

wdym

graphics are fine

[brittle osprey]

Idk why its being posted here either considering it isn't gta at all

Plus gotta agree, most RP look way too sloppy

[cyan crag]

They look like those indian gta mobile knockoffs

[cyan crag]

Replace it with ufo and fly around at night

[atomic atlas]

lol

just like what the FIB does

[light root]

Re****
Games

[brittle osprey]

Tip: Don't play publics, they are bugged (just incase you missed it)

[shadow scroll]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[shadow scroll]

??

[brittle osprey]

Thats... a rare error message, did you get that at random?

[shadow scroll]

yeah, i was in my bathroom for like 20 minutes

and then when i returned, gta was not tabbed in and then when i tabbed in i saw that error

[brittle osprey]

Theres a few error messages in the game like that one, that have different numbers, they were meant for the original consoles and the internal website, obv they've been ported for pc use as well but its strange to see it

the host servers are in such shambles you could get such an error message, because that one isn't one that can be forced onto people like other errors with stuff like cheats

[hexed sleet]

Felt cute might delete later

@sturdy tulip

Why do I still have the death look

[shadow scroll]

i was the lobby host tho

and it was a closed friend session

[brittle osprey]

Well being alone in a session just delays the inevitable, scripts are still ran just at a slower pace if you are alone in a session

[shadow scroll]

hm

[rancid mantle]

ı cant remove this it not in loadout ı tried to use all bombs but when ı buy throught interaction menu it came when ı tried to f10 to drop it it came again can someone help

[elfin arrow]

getting rid of throwables is a real pain in the ass for some reason

try hiding all other throwables first, then buy pipe bombs

[shadow scroll]

its a new exploit, anyone can do it

without mods.. its so stupid

yep..

[haughty garden]

https://youtu.be/zzPZHscz2mE?si=LoSZWjo7ArlirKUM

[wise tangle]

i tried this, actually works

[stray ingot]

it’s gta bruh 🙏

ok here gta ONLINE

[haughty garden]

[spare ledge]

which one

[silk bloom]

Light makes it hard to see but I liked the last one (lspd stealth)

[spare ledge]

thanks, yea its really hard to see but i liked that one too, would be perfect if it only were a bit more obvious

[south spruce]

nice

[idle sun]

gta online:
where an old honda costs more than a bugatti

[haughty garden]

the black with police is good

[daring chasm]

Good old Rockstar

[queen hare]

So there's a glitch where if you go too fast and crash your game crashes aswell

[lean knoll]

been loading into the terrobyte for about 10 minutes now

[idle sun]

yeah he's/she's got a point ✋ 😔 🤚

[lean knoll]

why did you do that?

[idle sun]

i didnt know it was shitposting?

[tacit lion]

Would've made numbers in 2016

[obtuse gale]

Stealing this

[spare ledge]

they look amazing together and w/ this outfit

[lucid crest]

i bought the same car

[spare ledge]

its a handsome car really

and blue is just smooth, i like it

[lucid crest]

i have the motorcycle too

[spare ledge]

is there any cop outfit too, cause i only saw one and it was disgusting

[spare ledge]

yea this one, fucking horrible

[lucid crest]

They are giving 1 outfit for completing 5 patrol jobs

[lucid crest]

yeah but you can remove helmet

this one

[spare ledge]

just got out of the game, i couldve complete and got, next time i guess

[spare ledge]

oh yea yea yea this looks ok, thanks!

[lucid crest]

look you can remove helmet and it looks good

[idle sun]

I JUST HIT THE JACKPOT

[shy venture]

I millionaire

[idle sun]

yk what you good

[rare oak]

Looney tunes ahh jump

[spare ledge]

i mean idk, still seems weird even without helmet

[spare ledge]

didnt you send this again like week before

[fallow pivot]

nah i just happen to have a lot of the same typa clips

[spare ledge]

no no no

its the exact same one

[fallow pivot]

i’ll check

oh nvm you’re right

lol

[spare ledge]

i saw this one too 👀

[fallow pivot]

but i just clipped this recently lol

[spare ledge]

i was lying anyway

just to make you feel unsure

[modern saddle]

"i was lying anyway" 🔥

[fallow pivot]

well u succeeded

[spare ledge]

gotta man up sometimes

[brittle osprey]

liar

[spare ledge]

sorry not sorry 😬

[modern saddle]

Put the f1 wheels in the bag

[brittle osprey]

What bag

[modern saddle]

:bag:

[brittle osprey]

🛍️

[modern saddle]

Why are you emo now

[brittle osprey]

I mean yours isn't much better

[modern saddle]

i suck at profile making

its either been black empty or static since 2019 🥀

[rare mesa]

can anyone help me get mk2

[pale burrow]

sure, open ur phone and go to warstock, scroll down till u find mk2 and hit purchase

[olive nebula]

Instructions unclear, I bought a mk3 instead.

[light root]

Instructions very unclear, I ended up with a 50$ shark card instead

[pale burrow]

its fine u can give it to me

[pale burrow]

id love it if u dont want

[olive nebula]

I will give you something better

[pale burrow]

what am i getting

[olive nebula]

Your resignation form.

You r fired.

[pale burrow]

wtfff

[pale burrow]

denied

[potent summit]

Such a chill day to rob the Casino bro

[potent summit]

Yo gang we never getting the DCMM

💔

[crude tendon]

just why

ppl chilling and minding their own business

if they were griefing then you`re not doing that enough

understandable, have a nice day

Dude what? im not even chinese

huh?

ok...?

[pale burrow]

noone is coming on these days 🥀🥀

[manic scarab]

this ain't player guys, it exists in every lobby anybody have idea on it??

[full herald]

Extra terrestrial

[naive meadow]

dose anyone else have this issue

[harsh slate]

dumb question but how do i enable this lol,
for me it just simply showing Playing Grand Theft Auto V

[naive meadow]

wdym

oh it not showing on your pfp, it in settings

[harsh slate]

no i mean it doesnt show "gta online" and the stuff like "Online Racing"

[naive meadow]

at the button, but petty sure you can only enable it on discord app cus discord trying move away form website

[naive meadow]

yeah gta game activey not the best

[crude tendon]

what lobby u tryna get in?

[naive meadow]

i was in pivate friends only

[harsh slate]

this how it shows up for me regardless i play online mode or story

[harsh slate]

lololol got it

[naive meadow]

i notice it been happing to alot of people

[naive meadow]

but usely it happen in publics server only

[crude tendon]

strange, i only get into invite onlys and dont have this type of issue

[naive meadow]

same but this the 1st time happen usely it happn to me only in public server

cus ik public got alot of exploiter

[crude tendon]

normal in public servers

[naive meadow]

but as well rockstar server is dying cus of public holiday

[naive meadow]

yeah ik so idk how it happen to me

but this 1st time so maybe just bad luck

[crude tendon]

havvent gotten into a public since they added battleye

[naive meadow]

they added battleye a long time ago last year, but this wierd stuff been haaping the last few weeks

i petty sure exploier are going metaly insane

[crude tendon]

not really about loading in, i got a 100 dollar mod b4, after battleye i cant use it no more, i got it cuz i hated griefers ( especially the modded ones) so i got a mod menu to protect myself and others in the lobby and also to kick the spam bots. Yet after battleye i cant use it no more yet there are still modded griefers and i can do nothing.

so eventually i stopped playing in public

[naive meadow]

tbh i don't blam you getting mods to kick the assholes

and tbh yeah they are annoying

i really don't understan how people can find enjoiying killing people and acting like they got skill, they just using easy mode without mods they wourd be dead easy

[neat cairn]

Bro what are you doing there?

[shut sentinel]

Cybertruck got added to GTAO

[terse dune]

Help

[tardy stone]

@terse dune There is an on-going bug affecting PC only where the Casino Heist will kick players after reaching the mantrap tunnel.

You can prevent yourself from being kicked by going to Settings > Graphics then set VSync to Half and enable 60Hz refresh rate. This will enable a 30fps cap which prevents the bug from happening.

Note: All players must use the following graphics settings to cap their fps to 30

You can also use apps like RTSS (RivaTuner Statistics Server) to setup a hotkey to cap GTA5.exe to 30fps.

Alternatively, the bug seems less likely to happen when there are more than 2 players in the heist.

Requested by: @untold oar

[terse dune]

W lester bro

[atomic atlas]

join the gerald inv and quit

[lean knoll]

found a nice hiding spot

[olive nebula]

Breaking Bad reference?

[lean knoll]

what? no?

[olive nebula]

[lean knoll]

ive never watched that show even

[olive nebula]

Boooo

[lean knoll]

?

[full herald]

@tiny needle

🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[tiny needle]

I bring luck

[full herald]

TS the first time in like

3 months bro

Since the 50% pd week

[tiny needle]

true doesn't show Pink Diamond in like never

[full herald]

TS is NOT 10%

[bold coral]

Yeah nah i ain't playing this game 😂

[rancid mantle]

what

[elfin arrow]

what what

[atomic atlas]

well

thats not legit xd

[echo zinc]

I’m rich

[dusty sundial]

Im richer

😉

[atomic atlas]

awsome

[shut falcon]

Why wouldn’t it be

[atomic atlas]

it should be obvious to u

[shut falcon]

Takes around 700h of grinding u think that’s unrealistic?

I got more hours and more money then that legit

[obtuse gale]

If it was the other way round then yesh

But you can just get a shit ton of money without spending it on other things

[shut falcon]

I didn’t even see that he didn’t spend it

[cyan crag]

Heist outfit + vehicle

[wise tangle]

🫳

[deft canyon]

Why did you crank up the contrast so much?

it almost looks deep fried

[wide wasp]

woah real engine 10

[leaden briar]

Quickest nightclub sell full lobby 😶‍🌫️

[silk bloom]

Certainly the fastest i have seen

[lucid crest]

Where

[solar wagon]

How use 7 management?

5 management max

[silk bloom]

You can reassign the technician when the other stock are full

[solar wagon]

Wtf this Smart

[wise tangle]

luckiest

[leaden briar]

Try this bro 😎

[solar wagon]

Ty god

[wise tangle]

i used all

[lean knoll]

well... only action i can controll is up and down now

[silk bloom]

Use left click + mouse movement as a backup

[lean knoll]

well somehow the engine died but i still survived

[silk bloom]

How did you damage the engine of avenger

[lean knoll]

rockets at me

abd i get greifed again

[silk bloom]

Public lobby experience

[lean knoll]

and i know people think all avenger users are greifers but i geunuely like the vehilcle and i only kill greifers

[lean knoll]

?

[lean knoll]

where the fuck am i?

[bright peak]

Under fort zancudo

Alien easter egg from haloween

[lean knoll]

no but i accidenly killed a hacker and this mf teleported me here?

[bright peak]

I guess so bro

[lean knoll]

also uh

[faint kindle]

just change sessions then

[lean knoll]

bro what do i do. there is noway out, im scared as shit bro

[bright peak]

Ye just change sessions

[lean knoll]

ok ok

[lean knoll]

but this is like a easteregg? how do you get here normally

[bright peak]

U cant afaik

Only during haloween with the ufo

[lean knoll]

also i got spawned in here behind some boxes and i used gun to get out

[lean knoll]

oh shit, why is this here now then lol

[bright peak]

Its probably always in the game files

[lean knoll]

oh ok. this place is scary tho

[bright peak]

Its meant to be

[lean knoll]

they are making the opressor here

[bright peak]

Wait really?

[bright peak]

Oh shit thats really cool

Ive never noticed that

That confirms opressor is alien tech

[elfin arrow]

no it does not

[compact pagoda]

It does

[atomic atlas]

there is irl oppressor now too

plus this one is in the zancudo base not with aliens

thus no alien technology

more like simulated alien technology by FIB

[olive nebula]

No kidding.

[atomic atlas]

😮‍💨

[atomic atlas]

which one is legacy and which one is enhanced?

also what colour is yo truffade xd

[compact pagoda]

Chrome

[idle sun]

it's a bargain ngl

[potent summit]

As much as I despise red cars, reds better

[atomic atlas]

thats not the point tho

i only painted them just ask if they were enhanced or legacy

xd

mine is grey atm

[potent summit]

Oh 😭

[potent summit]

Is red Enhanced?

[atomic atlas]

red is legacy xd

blue is enhanced

i changed colours and picture order so people cant find it unless they look closely

[potent summit]

Damn legacy looks better ngl

[brittle osprey]

enhanced has more options as to how you tune your settings and you can change it heavily for one photo so I wouldn't reference just one photo for that

[potent summit]

Alright thanks, I definitely wouldn't go back to legacy fs.

Btw have you noticed a large amount of bugs recently

[brittle osprey]

I haven't been active here as its too much for me to deal with trying to explain it over and over

Unfortunately, this is not going to be fixed quickly, which is quite saddening

[potent summit]

Alright so there is an issue generally for everyone, thanks.

[brittle osprey]

Its an issue you can bypass doing some not so fun stuff, basically abusing p2p to its fullest and I can't even explain it here because it directly breaks a lot of rules

And I can't sit and explain day in and out the same issue over and over because even I have my limits to how long Im willing to repeat the same thing over and over

To put it in short, the newest DLC created a giant script hosting problem, and theres not enough resouces for sessions to use to allocate where these are being ran off of, more players, more scripts being ran, and the faster a disconnection happens because the script and session host are running more, which causes everyone to desync one at a time instead of all at once (a normal desync)

Its bad enough even the dev build is having issues running as well, chunkier FPS being chipped off when you view running scripts as well in live time, its unplayable in every sense, not even adding onto the issue syncing and saving is also an issue as well

It would hardly surprise me if they add a slow down to #gta-online, its only going to get worse from what I can tell

yea, this is what happens when you try and do anything basically on a build of the game thats not public, it simply black screens because of instability

[manic scarab]

looks A.I tho very clean, A.I is getting out of the hand day by day

GOT THE MINIGUN b4 120 lvl 😎

[potent summit]

Yeah gang don't waste your breath on others 😭

[manic scarab]

there's something so fishy and buggy about this update, ppl are getting this much server issues and stuff, ROCKSTAR MUST FIX THIS PATCH update by rolling out another update ASAP!!

[brittle osprey]

well, I got in on a playtest build but the dev build never loaded, weird

[humble drift]

discord join is fixed and in exchange we can't play the game normally

[potent summit]

I'm unfamiliar with Playtest and Dev builds, not sure what they mean sorry.

[atomic atlas]

let alone login rn

[potent summit]

@silver sierra Ok bro this is the worst character yet hands down, gang looks like hes still in his primal state

[brittle osprey]

I wonder what would happen if I force myself into a session, then invite people to it

using the discord menu that is

Im still unsure if anyone has it working yet or if its down for everyone still

And... I closed my game and now the R* launcher just doesn't even launch now, not even letting me open the application for it

anyways, back to coding

[manic scarab]

ohh okay show me urs

[shadow scroll]

enhanced sucks so much balls its insane..

[bold coral]

Nobody forces you to play gta every day there are better games..

[shadow scroll]

i don't play it every day

[bold coral]

[shadow scroll]

i even recorded when the game crashed the gpu drivers for absolutely no reason

[bold coral]

Console servers are amazing

[shadow scroll]

thats the new exploit

[manic scarab]

update your windows bro, what are u livin in 19s or what?

[shadow scroll]

??

windows 10 is the goat compared to windows 11

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1200814270355607703/1490654087832932472/2026-04-06_11-03-25.mp4?ex=69d4d74d&is=69d385cd&hm=5bc184eb80ece94c5acf2369b59cceaafb293abb6962d890a6a2ed29a19f0964& also i see why the game crashes, they broke dx12 for amd gpus, you can see the artifacting which only happens in gta 5 enhanced, not legacy which is very impressive that they break something..

[humble drift]

that's not even windows 7

and Ima be honest windows 11 is pure shit

[neat cairn]

And she drives it

[shut sentinel]

Lore accurate Tesla

[neat cairn]

Thats what it'll look like in gta 6

[shut sentinel]

Le Buzzard (I'm a little rusty lol)

[silver sierra]

STOP WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKES THAT

[sudden sphinx]

yeah but some newer hardware only functions on Win 11

[leaden briar]

Avi fits

[onyx solstice]

Which ones better now?

Its the same 1970s cop car

The red one has a siren inside

[spare ledge]

i really like undercover cop cars but im gonna go with the right one

[onyx solstice]

I made the left because of short time

1990 film

[spare ledge]

still looks great 👍🏻

[shadow scroll]

gta online on enhanced is so good..

[potent summit]

Well gta is a great game, 13 years old, billions of dollars around it, yet we still have tons of bugs, glitches, lag, etc no matter how powerful your pc is

We should be able to play gta without massive bugs and glitches

[shadow scroll]

peer to peer sucks

this is gameplay..

[idle sun]

aurafarming my caught by guard moment went wrong

[idle sun]

man what the fuck you're a middle east bomber or somethin'?

[shadow scroll]

allahu akbar

[idle sun]

(ironically i live in middle east)

[shadow scroll]

ALLAHU AKBAAAAAR!!!

[shadow scroll]

i would need a starling and a b11 to become one..

[idle sun]

also a rogue?

[shadow scroll]

rogue sucks

sure it has insane turning but the miniguns suck balls

[idle sun]

i mean it's a steal for 1.2m

[shadow scroll]

better off to buy a hydra, starling or b11

hydra is ironically better than the raiju.. because its vtol is so op

[humble drift]

[untold jasper]

mutli-billion dollar company btw

[shadow scroll]

how did you manage that..

and how do you have thermal vision inside of a plane..

[untold jasper]

flaw in rockstars game code was patched back in 22 now it’s possible again essentially what you’re seeing is all of the map being de rendered but it’s still rendered for everyone else gotta love p2p connection lmao

[untold jasper]

NVGs over a quad lens allows you to use thermal in vehicles

[shadow scroll]

glitched outfit?

[untold jasper]

erm wouldn’t essentially call it a glitch just merges p much what ppl were doing back with masks and helmets with telescope but i think it was patched for whatever reason

patch outfit merges but leave godmode

[shadow scroll]

its not patched, they unpatched it because of community backlash

[untold jasper]

yeah id agree don’t really understand why they would even focus on something so minuet

[mystic walrus]

wow i got scamemd by mini... wow fuck him

[atomic atlas]

[mystic walrus]

time to set the world on fire

i only needed to do that to get the mansion

[wise tangle]

nice

[midnight oracle]

bruh what happend with my mk dashboard

[faint adder]

For strengthmaxxers, this is the amount of reps from 10 to 100 strength

450*